Sugar is a recovery item

>sugar is a recovery item

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hmm can you get bears drunk. Or other animals like deer. Asking for a friend

animals aren't immune to alcohol, user. A summer spent with the cousins on their horse farm taught me that. Goddamn Mare could hold her liquor better than any of us.

I seem to remember a news story about a bear who ended up drunk because it ate a bunch of rotted, fermented fruits.

LF bf (bear friend)

Please tell me you guys fucked the mare.

>Goddamn Mare could hold her liquor better than any of us
well of course, don't they have a liver the size of your torso or something

Nah. she pinned me to the side of her stall one evening and that's when I pussied out after nearly suffocating in her snatch; she was too much woman for me, user.

We all took turns, it was like fucking a red hot cannelloni

is not bear is was russian

Bad ending
Good ending

That seem to be the closest thing you would have a woman advancing you like that.

you know the devs are some real sick fucks

Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?

>In 1985, a black bear found and ate 88 pounds of cocaine in Georgia, he became the victim of a powerful smuggling ring

thevintagenews.com/2018/03/14/cocaine-bear/

What does cocaine taste like?

Artificial sweeteners.

I'm bad for dogs if you know what I mean

ARE YOU A NIGGER

I'm even worse than that. I'm a furfaggot

God I love bears
wish they were safe to keep

if a bear got drunk he would fuck you

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There was a period between when he found the duffel bag and when his heart stopped that he was the most dangerous animal on any continent

>she pinned me to the side of her stall one evening and that's when I pussied out after nearly suffocating in her snatch
you'll probably never get an opportunity like that again m8ty. you should've seized your moment

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bitter, might slightly vary depending on with which stuff it was cut

that sounds like itd hurt lol

Ethanol occurs so commonly in nature that for an animal to be incapable of ingesting it and breaking it down would probably spell disaster for the future of their species.

i wish bears werent so big and able to kill u instantly, i wanna snuggle with one

>animals aren't immune to alcohol
some are, none of them are vertebrates though, so none of them would be funny to watch either way.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-gBIJhAU
Let's get this out of the way.

what the fuck is wrong with that dog

this, cept once it starts to numb your mouth you sort of lose sight of the bitterness. Actually, I'm surprised the bear didn't start choking on it.

>be retard bear
>find 88 motherfucking pounds of a bitter powder
>eat all of that shit
why tho

was probably hungry as shit and wanted to party

And for a brief moment before the overdose set in, that bear was the most fearsome apex predator on land sea and air.

Squirrels did the same thing in one story too.

bears will eat fucking whatever
probably got a mouthful of it, was initially repulsed by the taste but went "fuck, I feel good, need more of that"

>sugar is worth twice its weight in gold

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I really sounds like half of what happened between him eating the cocaine and dying should be [REDACTED]

That's probably how humans discovered alcohol.

Go away, Lee

I just want to fucking hug and pet him

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lol prob. We are such a weird species and it's great. We literally rot food on purpose.

why is sugar not considered a drug, jesus christ