Which horse should I main?

Oof. Thats like a shattered pelvis right? This bitch will probably never walk again (or at least correctly)

My sister was one and she's awesome, fuck you. I swear you horse haters are all just virgins.

Fucking hate these faggots recording. Always fuck up the angle at the end.

>My sister was one and she's awesome

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Do you get to fuck the horse?

that's only an option for the white women

Imagine all the horse semen that went inside of her.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HORSE FUCKS YOU

>That one Fear Factor episode
>contestants must choose between donkey semen or piss to drink in a beer stein
>All women choose the semen

your sister only likes horses because her vagina rubbing against the bouncing horse back felt really good while riding

Women love getting saddle sores. Gives them a shadow of a sensation that they just got fucked roughly.

You can't, we'll just sneak behind your back

>t. farmgirl

Film it

Reminder that women literally pay money to drink horse semen.

Tag team your daughters with the horse

Because they can get human semen for free already

>was
did she died?

Obviously the one with the biggest dick.

Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

Zoomers have no idea.

I think that horse could have a career in wrestling.

Puss can take more of a beating than ass, it can handle pushing a baby out, it can handle a horse. Only thing butt can do is go deeper, but obviously run more risk of internal injury and complications.

buckskin or dapple gray

Seriously someone psychologically explain this to me.
What was the logic in choosing semen over piss?

Drinking urine is not good for you because it is literally body waste. It was filtered out for a good reason. Semen won't hurt you.

They drink semen on a daily basis anyway but piss takes a special kink for it.

Semen is similar to blood technically.

Because one is rancid fucking amonia and the other is just liquid for sperm to be contained in.

C L Y D E S D A L E

Women and fags have been drinking semen to no ill effect for millenia
Whereas piss is literally waste material with an even more disgusting smell

are you telling me you would drink the piss?

honestly, my only problem with the semen would be its thickness, that would be hard to swallow.

Here's the question. Would you prefer hot semen or room temperature semen?

t. Horse

This is what I fear happening if I were to ride one

One is waste product.
The other is pure protein designed to give life.

Semen is safe to ingest, provided it's relatively fresh.
Ingesting urine without filtration can be very bad for your health.

Room temp, because the hotter it is, the more thick it gets due to denaturation of proteins

tfw no centaur gf

I'm not talking about boiling hot you doofus. Denaturation doesn't take place at body temperature.

>2022-3
>Not maxing all the events to get the secret horse romance option
>Not finding all the hidden carrots to unlock the unicorn mount
>Not completing all the jousting competitions to become king of the farm and earn your horse's respect
>Not speedrunning the game to get a saddle with flames on it
>Not completing the mad scientist random event to unlock centaur options
lmao you all suck at horse games

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Pinkie pie or twilight sparkle obviously. They are the best ones.

calm down mister hands

Why do I want to fuck horses so much, Bros?

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The answer was in your pic user

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>honestly, my only problem with the semen would be its thickness, that would be hard to swallow.
this isn't true, i would know

How many metric litres of horse seminal fluid have you imbibed?

why imply such a low estimate?

I wanted to be a little conservative just in case I was talking to a cum sucking rookie.

She said she was okay after.

>Not making you farm a mares only zone
Shame on you

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It was an episode with twins. One had to drink the piss and the other drank the spunk. Pretty sure it's fake because they downed it like water and only made faces when they were done. If you had to drink an entire jug of luke-warm donkey juices you'd be immediately heaving the second it touched your lips let alone not stop every other swallow to fight with your entire body to not forcibly eject the entire contents of stomach.

One of the two horse girls I knew was a narcissistic klepto who would steal various makeup products from other women, the other was a lesbian TERF who was spoiled off her rich parent's money and was a huge bitch.
Yeah I can agree with you.

the one with the fattest pussy

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Im with you there user. There's something about it that gets me hard and i don't know what

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Crotch tits are godly

did someone say horses?

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realistic horse VR simulator WHEN!?

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YOU JUST KNOW

is an horse an athlete?

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Seabiscuit

>TERF
go away

Some are. Most are happy enough to just eat and fuck.

why do women love horses so much