Joins your game

well he also had the combo you said in Smash 4.
It's still lame anyway

>crying about that tame ass shit when all of his aerials are massive multihit disjoints that cover his whole body and combo into eachother with his uair having kill power on top of everything else
how is the sub 3mil GSP life treating you boys

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I love shota

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IQ should be lower

Fucking this. His combos are whatever, but his aerials are bullshit.
I honestly don't know if he beats Wolf or if I'm just shit.

He's 10x more annoying than he was in the previous entries.

It's not about him being good or bad, he's just obnoxious to fight against.

>implying that back throw is tame
how do you think I got him to elite?

and massive uncontestable aerials with no endlag are the definition of obnoxious, hell DDD has massive endlag on his air hits but those disjoints are so big its still a pain in the ass to play against

you're naive if you think that Local = Online.
On online, characters like Ness, Zelda, K.Rool, Ganondorf can be annoying where on Local they would be shit.

>Invades your planet

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You're definitely just shit

Thank goodness. I don't think I'd ever see a more welcoming face joining my party. Aside from Teddy and Robot chick.

dude just jump over him and nair from above, most ness mains dont realize that uair/nair are broken as shit and will just fair spam

>ness joins
>laggy as shit
>lands pk thunder self torpedoes on you because of the lag
>teabags
>impossible to tell if he thinks he landed it legitimately or if he knows you were cucked by lag

How do you react?

laughter because I am that Ness

>ness uses PK thunder at any point during the match
>use the DDD recovery attack on him while he is completely helpless
>kill him at 60%
I used to hate the matchup but now I realize its a fun matchup decided by morale more than anything since both characters have super punishing counters to each-others bullshit

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youtu.be/UTC5Xx6KnQo?t=60
Friendly reminder that this is now Ness' canon voice

I wait for him to use PK fire and run over, then I give him 120% damage in less than a second with my attacks that come out on the first frame

Honestly anyone whoever teabags in lag in general are just the worst type of people.

stupid fuckin video
i love it

I love it too user
I used to hate the wacky Newgrounds parody animations, but now that they've grown on me I love seeing new ones pop up like this
They remind me of much, much simpler times on the internet

>tfw playing earthbound for the first time ever
>loving it
>wanna try out ness in smash
>can't use his recovery well enough

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sup bro

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it's in addition to that, user.

Play Lucas he has a tether recovery.

>Ninten spirit battle
>A.I. just spams ok fire and thunder x4

PK FIRE
TAKE THIS
PK FIRE
TAKE THIS
PK FIRE
TAKE THIS
PK FIRE
TAKE THIS

>picked up earthbound because I liked Ness's gameplay
>the vast majority of his moveset are moves he cant even use in his game
like the only move that is something he actually used in the game is his fsmash, I dont even think he could use yo-yos

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where did we go wrong? I remember making 10 newgrounds accounts to comment on sonic sprite animations. I lost the password for each one of them

>backthrows u

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>Joins SMASH

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*counters you on the ledge*

>see one in quickplay
>its FD with items on with 3 minutes 3 stocks while they try to time out
every
time

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>fight ness
>he traps me in a PK Fire
>He keeps spamming it and chaining them together
>I straight up can't do anything to get out
>80%
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FAIR AT ALL?

I bet you also die to Krool Dthrow > Dsmash at 80%

Only pk flash, his normals and his smashes are taken from ness
The rest are all paula's/poo's

dude just jump lol I'm totally not a ness main at all haha loool

Then how the fuck do I get out of it?

How can you complain about a characters "techniques" when every character in the game pretty much has easy as fuck options.

And why wouldn't they use them unless they are trying to style for youtube

His normal magical moves are supposed to be PK Rockin'

because not all of those "easy as fuck options" were created equal. Some are much, MUCH easier than others.

>Sakurai speaks unintelligible gibberish with a boring translator voicing over him
>Mii fighters are jacking each other off in their character card
>that dead-on 100% perfect impression of Peach
>Everything about Roy

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Most Ness players are easy and predictable. Just jump or shield PK Fire and whiff punish his fair. It's the Ness mains that use the fancy magnet tech you all should be worried about.

They need to fucking revamp the N64 crew already.

It's his side B not his fair

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PK Fire spamming variants are actually really easy to take care of. The ones who incorporate PK Thunder and Magnet into their repertoire and use it in their edgeguarding and combo's are the ones that are really tough.

I STILL don't understand why pk rockin' is purple and not blue/red/yellow

Well what else do you want Ness to do? He's a healer. He wouldn't have an interesting moveset without Paula and Poo's moves.

>People keep saying the anime swords are top tier
>Literally all they can do is fucking play chicken and try and fake you out because they have no approach of any kind
>I 3 stock them all by camping the ledge and just constantly throwing them
Like seriously what am I missing about them? This is in the 4 million range as well

Have him focus on buffs and debuffs. We have LITERALLY 4 other characters who have PK Fire. Nobody will miss it if Ness loses it.

If someone teabags me after getting a stock, then and only then will I teabag back

Disrespect gets disrespect

>ness has a shine now
>nobody uses it

most FE players are getting hard carried by the abilities of the marths to kill pretty much everyone from 60 with super speedy Fsmashes. the least skilled quick-play players tend to be them just because of how simple the kit is, its not until you reach the top 1% that they become a genuine threat

go pk choke on your bat

>Sakurai translator sounds exactly like the real one in the Directs
>Says "dipshit" without stuttering or breaking character

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>pockets your recovery

problem? :^)

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it looks how it does when it gets used on you
youtu.be/PJ42Afr_F3E?t=46

>he traps me in a PK Fire
This is something you need to be counteracting. Bait him to do it and punish.

>bats your tree
heh nothin personel

*hits you once*

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>have to abuse his inability to approach because of how effective his nair walling is
I really hate playing against him

Ness makes me seethe more than I ought to.

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me too user

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the online is still abysmal

He can use Yo-yos. Bats, yo-yos, and slingshots are weapons he can equip.
My guess is since Ness himself is red/blue/yellow, they wanted the attacks to stand out more.

>people still complaining about pk fire
>no one bats an eye at his new uair
Even as a Ness main, that was such an unnecessary buff. Shitton of damage, now disjointed, leads into combos, starts combos, drag-down feature, good shield damage so shield poking, and it kills like at 120.

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>lag mac
>lag heavies
>lag ness

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Ness mains sub elite don't actually use the Uair so nobody on Yea Forums knows how good it is