This is my favorite game ever

I hope your redditspacing is on purpose as bait.

I don't think it's a funny dance.
I love Michael Jackson's performances, shit like Smooth Criminal in his Bad tour has fucking legendary choreography.
What's not to like?

Exactly. I’m 32 and enjoy dmc5 for what it is.

BUT DMC5 ISNT DmC2! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nice try barry

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Writing something in an ironic way won't make it not true. Go take antidepressants or visit a doctor and stop trying to ruin others' happiness, fucking scumfag

I miss these cheesy weapon introductions.

Holy based.

I-Inspector Cabanela?

But that's not even a fedora.

He even does the crotch grab portion of MJ's routine and without any insult to the late singer and performer. Capcom is alright. Is it just me or is Capcom a very Pro-West kind of developer. Even Megaman games stopped having Japanese ties the longer they kept going.

And people say Dante is not Smash Bros material? Put this man in Smash. He's crazy and that's a good thing.

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GOTY

>Nico loving the dance
>Trish just being tired of Dante's shit

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God I love Dante

you called?

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That's why no one likes Trish. In fact, why did Kamiya invent this character? It screams bad idea with the Semi-Incest undertones. And this mistake? He repeats it in Bayonetta. Have you seen Bayonetta's mother? She looks like a clone of her own daughter which gets creepy when you meet Bayo's biological father and it's a mess to introduce these "clone mother" characters.

>start watching old Michael Jackson footage
Insane pedo or not, the man was a god damn genius in his job.

Dude was framed because he shit talked some jews. Not even kidding.

I miss Michael.
He was weird, but the man knew how to do some good music.

youtube.com/watch?v=RjDJfVbKn1o
youtube.com/watch?v=p2xpctm9_YA
youtube.com/watch?v=XEMXwEaEZuI

did Reuben mocap this

>because he shit talked some jews
i keep hearing about this on Yea Forums but no one elaborates except for the whole "kick me kike me" meme, care to spoonfeed a young'n?

See

MJ was not a pedo you fuckers, it's easy to accuse somebody after they died.

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What dance would Donte do?

Remember when Corey Feldman tried to expose Hollywood pedos and everyone made fun of him?

You didn't even play it

Some edgy bullshit, maybe breakdancing with nothing but spins

No one here think he was a pedo. MJ was fucking cool.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/91774421/#91779513

I'm still waiting for the news report about True Detective's writer dying under mysterious circumstances.

Dude is flirting with fire.

And all those cunts making docus now already lost against him in court. Justice has already been served and MJ is innocent.

MATT LIVESTREAM GOING UP

twitch.tv/CapcomUSA
twitch.tv/CapcomUSA

Holy shit, i thought it was a meme, pretty based desu

thanks dumping spoilers right now

Props to the japs for knowing how based MJ was.

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Reminder that Capcom did not send Polygon a review copy

>post deleted

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Based as fuck. All devs and publishers should stop sending early copies altogether.

Do I have to play all five

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They even deleted the videos of MJ talking about them kek

Yes, even 2.
2 is pretty bad but you have to play it before trash talking it.

nigga you had 9 monthes to play through series, play everything except DMC2 and the reboot

You can play any or all.

Personally I'd say you should play 3, 4, and most likely 5. DmC can be safely skipped. 1 and 2 are also good but less refined.

>celebrating a hack pedo

Play 1-4, skip DmC: Devil May Cry, it isn't canon.

>tfw got 1/16th jew blood in me from fathers side
D-does Dante still like me?

>reddit has the best DMC memes
that made me unreasonably angry

He wasn't a pedo. Both Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman said he never touched them.

Play 1, 3 ,and 4.

>this happens after leaving neverland came out
Ain't that some shit.

What did Elija Wood said?

Well he likes Nico and she's a jew.
There are rare cool jews and really bad jews, like the ones who framed Michael Jackson.
Dante doesn't like bad jews.

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dante loves you no matter what!
unless youre a casual

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nytimes.com/2016/05/25/movies/elijah-wood-hollywood-child-star-pedophilia.html

youtube.com/watch?v=rujeOqadOVQ

>Where's my serious cinematic game abloobloo

I'm afraid not, you dumb kike

someone post that pic with dmc 4 dante and nero looking at dmc 5 dante and nero and dante saying this is their future please.

>posts deleted
I fucking hate 4channel because "muh ad-friendly website"

isn't this entire weapon just a joke about how ninja theory called dante a gay cowboy once

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HAHA I FUCKING LOVE LOL SO RANDOM HUMOR.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT RUINS THE TONE OF THE SCENE AND THE GAME?
ITS SO FUNNY CUZ LIKE I KNOW THAT DANCE AND ITS A FUNNY REFERENCE BECAUSE I ALSO KNOW POP CULTURE HAHA
EPIC :D

Just use 4cha nX or the archive m8
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/453508683/#453517332

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT RUINS THE TONE OF THE SCENE AND THE GAME?

what game do you think you're playing?

No fun allowed

>Dante doesn't take the threat seriously unless if it has something directly to do with his family
Who woulda thunk?

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I request an updated DANTE IS picture to illustrate this.

>453520251
I won't even give a (you) at this point. Go be pathetic in KH threads and get banned again.

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>Getting redpilled in a DMC thread

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There is a difference between eating pizza shooting demons and making dumb oneliners and this user.

What do you think the red orbs are in reality?

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You havent played DMC at all, have you?

youtube.com/watch?v=oskw8aGIFk0

>SHORYUKEN

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>Michael Jackson
>funny dance
Is this what kids these days actually believe? That the intricate, flamboyant choreography is just there for cheap laughs?

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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT RUINS THE TONE OF THE SCENE AND THE GAME?
Is this your first Devil May Cry game?

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>and stop trying to ruin others' happiness
yikes. entertainment culture speaking....

I... I-I-I'm gonna buy the game!!

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Welcome to a post-floss world.

>stop having fun!!! REEEEE
Why?

I played all of them and the closest to this it ever got was the stageplay thingy in 4 or this
but its still not close

sup journo

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Is this even possible to kill Urizen with Dante or Nero in first fight?

How is this not close? He plays guitar after getting a guitar weapon, he does MJ dance after getting a Smooth Criminal homage weapon

Donte doesn't have a taunt function

Because him playing the guitar is kinda in his character we know he loves rock and shit but MJ?
Big doubt.
Also its generic guitar and this is a specific pop icon.

What about getting Lucifer in DMC4 when he just made a bunch of sexual innuendoes and then carved a heart.

>Dante not appreciating a fellow master of style
Besides who doesn't love MJ?

Go back to The Last of Us. Some games actually like to have fun.

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>over-the-top Shakespearean scene with Agnus
>over-the-top dance scene with Nico who is Agnus's daughter

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That was funny as fuck to me.
This just isn't. I think its the very specific this is MJ and nobody else thing

I remember Rock boomers hating anything disco or pop related back in the day

So wait, is the scarf a demon weapon or something?

Dante only played guitar in 3

WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
EVERY FUCKING ROCKSTAR LOVES MICHAEL JACKSON YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

EDDIE VAN HALEN DID THE SOLO OF BEAT IT

SLASH WAS HIS FRIEND

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>He just knows !

Possible with Nero in prologue. Dunno about Dante though.

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The hat and scarf are just there for look. Their ability is shooting red orbs.

>EDDIE VAN HALEN DID THE SOLO OF BEAT IT
Huh, now that i think about it it's pretty obvious. Neat

He really was pretty good at going to different genres and doing it in his style. The genre I feel like he hasn't done is probably deathmetal

3 4 5

The scarf store red orbs, Dante hold it to shoot red orbs at enemies and other moves that consume them
The hat can be put on an enemy to makes them drop red orbs on hit

Try bringing anything non metal up to those faggy black wearing metalheads who paint their faces and act like 12 year old emos

This would unironically be really good.

>this is what the kids do nowadays, right, Nero?!

Ah yes, the boomer floss

Shut up

am I the only faggot that sees this as cringy bullshit or what

You shut up, you crusty old faggot

certainly not.
but everyone thinking that is now barry, since its the latest meme on Yea Forums

Both of you are faggots.

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Not until Néro, el exterminador de demonios mod

youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s

Taste is subjective. I think it's funny, but out of place.

Imagine being this gay.

>wow I recognize that reference this is so deep and amazing
we got ourself the rick and morty of gaming

This kills the boomer.

castrated snoyboys are in the mental state where reference to brands is the only entertainment allowed by their corporate religion.

This is so fucking hard to do.

>but out of place
so you've never played a dmc game before

I cringed at first but I can't help but admire how commited he is. Its not even like "I like it ironically because of the cringe" its like genuinely interesting. are all of dmc cutscenes like this?

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It could have been done a lot better. the fact that it doesn't actually show off the weapons abilities & the fact that everyone is around and acts too positively to dantes sudden weirdness makes it more bizzare and jarring.

A significant ammount
This one is a classic too
youtube.com/watch?v=ySY5YMoBp7c

no they're usually a lot better. this is the worst dante weapon demo & is the mosty cringe moment in the whole game honestly. which i guess isn't that bad.

If any Vfags that haven't killed themselves are still around promise me you'll take a lot of dirty screenshots of him. Okay? Thanks. :3

not all but some
youtube.com/watch?v=Bx2mgrK1J0c

If you think the Faust dance is worse than the Nevan guitar solo you have no concept of execution

>the King Cerberus cutscene plays a remix of Suffer
cool callback

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Justice hasn't been served so long as those lying fuckers heads are still attached to their bodies.

>not playing the suffer remix in the battle itself
>while psycho siren did in the other battles
I'm mildly disappointed

Guitar solo was much better because it's dante doing retarded shit to amuse himself when no one else is around.

doing the most gay interpretation of Micheal Jackson dancing infront of everyone is much worse & some of the movements could have been more "dante"

When does Psycho Siren play? Love that song

ZOOMERS SEETHING

Pretty cool, but I still prefer this one : youtube.com/watch?v=PK6UaPnRYcc

But everyone except Nico are unfazed by Dante's bullshit, Dante being Dante is part of the joke and helps the tone of the Faust scene imo. The Nevan guitar solo just sort of happens with no context and nothing to offset the retardation Dante just slammed on the player

And what would happen? Game over?

I don't think they're seething. It's more like they are lost soulless children who don't know a good thing when they see it, and are happy to just eat shit all day.

In the battles with V's summons

Any footage?

It also makes sense that he gets a guitar so he does a solo to try it out. Now why do you try a hat by doing a gay dance?

Not even close, it would have to be easy to do for that. Maybe the Carlton dance or something that doesn't take skill and people do for attention.

I liked the scene fine but it really was missing Dante adding his own flare to it. They missed out on a fun opportunity with that.

Well, the game does end. And you get a trophy and pic for your trouble

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exactly. that's why the dance is way more jarring.

What if you defeat Urizen 2 with Nero?

>no dante going to patties brithday cutscene.
>no cutscene at all
they never should have even bothered.

He was the REAL King of Pop, you must lived that era to understand how he alone moved the masses yeah, another boomer bites the dust!, I was child back then and damn, he was from another world ... we'll not see somebody as him again t-t

Me too, user, me too...

I don't mind this but maybe it would've been better if Dante breaks some red orbs whenever he kicks or points with his finger to show a bit of Faust's abilities?

V is alive yay!

Pure Kino

Imagine some crazy asian guy on ritalin is gonna manage to kill Urizen with Nero and his reaction. >That's it? Fuck Japan.

>magic hat attacks involve flashy poses and shit
>Dante dances flamboyantly when he first puts on the hat
ugh seriously? jarring boomer cringe s.m.h.

Dunno, I stopped following the streamer after that.

>I SWEAR!
>I'M NOT LETTING YOU DIE!

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Boomers core

Has anyone read up on how the online element works? It's really interesting.

Best moment. I never expected to understand and feel for Nero.
tfw Neros devil trigger doesn't activate because he needs to defeat some great villain.
It activates Because he wants to be there for his family.

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I thought Vergil knew that Nero is his son. Truely autistic.

I don't think he expected his half demon sperm to be so potent.

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BARRY ARE YOU OK

>94
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He would Floss.