OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GAME QUIT PAIRING ME UP WITH THESE LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS IN 1V1 MATCHES...

I've had preferred rules on since launch and I got my ruleset a grand total of FIVE times. Every other time had some form of items, or hazards off on Big Blue.
I just want to play the game, man

I want to play teams and almost never get my preferred rules. I'm more likely to get a 3FA than a 4 player match, which is the biggest sin.

I live in a major metropolitan city, so it's not for a lack of players. the system is just fucked.

considering V3.0 got a shoutout in a Direct months in advance (and a week after 2.0 released), I'm hoping there's some bigger changes to the systems coming.

Bruh, literally the first update fixed this.

I get my preferred rules 95% of the time.
4.5% of the time I get Final Destination instead of battlefield.
0.5% of the time I'll get something with Smash Balls.

If you are getting different results YOU FUCKED UP. Because the vast majority have experiences similar to mine.

I usually get my preferred rule set, but today it's fucked up for some reason.

I've also switched to only playing arenas for almost two months now. I much prefer the unranked games, and you can play against some fucking tough people in arena too.

calm down lol

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ranked in QP is a disaster that not only fucks with how a lot of players play, but removed the ability to counterpick. Arenas tend to be better except for:
>you're only given a handful of options (you can use the internet to find others, but still)
>Waiting around. At least let me load the training room if I'm not spectating
>Stupid hosts.
By this point I mostly see the same people hosting and playing in the arenas that Search gives me, some of which have a bad connection, and some others are shitters.

I hate this so much
>wait in training room, nobody shows up
>one person person shows up
>am perfectly fine doing a 1v1
>timer about to run out
>another fucker shows up at the last second
>immediately get locked out of leaving

Sometimes it can be fun, if everyone engages in the fight. More often than not though you've got whatever faggot you're not fighting standing in the corner charging their shit and/or taking potshots. And of course the other fucker you're fighting doesn't want to make a truce to end this shit because they're just as bad. I try to leave the room if it's looking to be a 3 player match, but a lot of times you don't even get a choice, game just takes the timer away since it doesn't matter apparently.

This is what paid online gets you
also webm related is OP

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Yes exactly. I like teams because it fixes the problems that FFA has (people staying away from the battle), but 3FA is even worse; There's always some shitter standing to the side, and even though I'm focusing on the guy who's camping, the 3rd guy is oblivious and attacking me from behind constantly.

If not that, it's BOTH of them at opposite ends, and I'm in the middle actually engaging.

Christ...

just go to /ssbg/ and create a lobby dude.

I had this happen last night on Melee Peach's Castle against a Puff and YL, I had to do all the work the entire match. I thought arenas would be better but it's the same dumb shit.
>playing against a swordie team, zss changes her team color at the last second
>1v1v2, i'll just pretend i have friendly fire on
>the zss attacks me every opportunity she gets, despite us both being a player's worth of stocks behind
I've never seen someone want to get 2nd place so bad

>Playing comfy timed matches with cool guys
>After a few games, two have to leave
>New guys join in
>We get to play their shitty stocks matches where they're fucking camping faggots playing defensive
Every fucking time. Fuck stocks players.

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>1v1v2, i'll just pretend i have friendly fire on
>the zss attacks me every opportunity she gets
These players are the biggest idiots out there. If this accidentally happens, JUST PRETEND YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. FUCK.

I dont even care if I sabotage my own win, I will make it my goal to make the match as stressful as possible for a camping player. That's its own fun. They're clearly not comfortable engaging, so if I'm in their face the entire match they're going to be sweating.

>3FA yesterday where both players camped
>did my best but the camping K Rool ended up winning in the end due to my own error
>he's dabbing the whole time I'm fighting the other player and when he wins
>third player drops
>completely obliterate him 3 times in 1v1 matches
What did he expect would happen?

I just hit 4 mil and i dont battle the autists that you battle. Rarely will someone have a BS rule set. Get good and beat them

First of all, you're in a super minority. Like 90% of players prefer Stock matches. Second, their shitty playstyle is independent of the match format.

>Doing 1v1
>The other guy has "all hazardless stages"
>It's fucking Wii-Fit Studio
>kill him three times by back-throwing him at like 20%
Battlefield or Final Destination only, folks.

>Second, their shitty playstyle is independent of the match format
The fuck are you on. It's absolutely dependant. You don't play the same way when all you have to do is stay the only survivor, than when you HAVE to go kill that faggot that's at 65% and there's only 30 seconds left and you know you're only in second or third place. It's absolutely not the same.

>get one kill
>camp for three minutes
Heh, fuck stock-fags, amirite?

>get 1 kill
>stay in a corner like a retard
>when the other 3 guys are scoring between each other and you're left in the dust
Brilliant

>more than two players
I don't want each game to devolve into politics. That's why I stopped playing multiplayer commander.

>It's a 1v1 no items on final destination/omega or battlefield

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>95
It should be 100, why doesn't it respect your preferences?

I really, really, REALLY fucking wish they would add a stage picking/striking phase and let you choose from tournament rulesets. I don't want to play on battlefield/final destination all the time, but I sure as fuck do not want to play hazardless stages and risk fucking Hyrule Temple or some shit.

There are stages I just NEVER got the chance to play online. Never. And for some reasons I feel like I'm always playing that Pokemon Dialga/Pialka stage

I've been playing G&W lately, so I can at least shut down Samus players that can't function past charge shot and missiles. I try not to bully them the whole match but if that's all they do I have no problem obliterating them. But at the same time if the other guy isn't going to do anything about this shit I'll just use bucket on them instead for easy kills.

There should really be an option to not accept matches that don't match your rules whatsoever. I generally am fine playing whatever, so sometimes I'm fine with the game prioritizing quick games over preferred rules, but I'd ban items and omegas in a heartbeat if I could.

Hazardless really needs different probability rates than hazards off. Hazardless Shadow Moses is one of the worst stages I've ever played on. I really don't want to hate that stage but it's unplayable with those settings if you don't have a good vertical kill option.

All I play are 1v1s on Battlefield variants. I go to Arenas for other shit if the Host isn't a fag that quits when he loses.

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Sorry, I usually play Teams so I dont typically think of Timed as having more than 2 scores to worry about.

Did anybody else drop Smash extremely quickly solely because of the ridiculous input delay that gets caked even more by online latency? What the fuck

G&W is one of my mains and the buff to his bucket makes him so much better. Not having to worry about any projectiles is amazing.

I only noticed input lag when playing using a wireless controller. When I play in handheld mode I don't notice anything.

>end up in a 1v1 against Bowser
>7 minutes, 3 stock, no items, Battlefield variant
>cool
>one person joins, Toon Link
>3P FFA
>7 minutes, 3 stock, smash balls, Omega variant
>last person joins, Zelda
>FFA, 3 minutes, 1 stock, items on, the stage is fucking Balloon Fight with hazards
>everyone beats the shit out of Zelda and she ends up dying to the fish
>spend the rest of the match playing catch with items
Remember: don't be a faggot

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I play with a wired pro and it's absolute dogshit input delay

Try it in handheld mode with the joycons stuck on the side.

It really depends on who you're playing against online. With a bunch of people who are using a LAN adapter it's quite good.

The controllers barely make a difference. They showed that the delay difference between games is a matter of 1-3 frames

Lucky that everyone was on board with that though.

calm down, man, it's just a game.

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Who is this guy and what happened?