DMCV

But that's forbidden love

Bros before hoes

Even better.

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Capcom characters are incapable of having sex.

>Spardacest back on the menu in full force

Bravo Itsuno!

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Unless they're related kek

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They comeback in the end and become a happy family again, i don't know what is OP talking about, if anything fujos lost, because V never existed

Twincest is best.

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So like technically Nero is Dante and Vergil's child because they are identical twins so they have the same DNA.

I wish they actually looked like that tho.

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Are you retarded. Tumblrites are the people who ship the protag with their favourite girl for the sake of self-insertion. They hate when things stay platonic. Dante going to hell with his bro to indulge their fighting autism for years-on-end is the worst outcome for Tumblr, which makes it the best outcome for the rest of us.

This. They fucked up by making V die.
Now we need a new twink character to fill the void that was left behind, otherwise there won't be balance.

Dante never needed a canon waifu or husbando. I don't know why anyone would want him to get into a serious relationship with someone by the end of DMC5.

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Don't be silly user, Vergil lives forever as V in the secret ending.

DMCV is basically just one huge Vergil/Dante fanfic especially the ending.

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Based and redpilled.

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Incest is wincest

>shipping Dante with a woman
>in 2k19

He'd literally rather spend eternity in Hell with his brother than be around those "crazy bitches" Trish and Lady.

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It's a fujo wet's dream, if anything I'm pretty sure I've read a doujin with this plot years ago.

based

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The book moves in Nero’s ending scene so it’s sorta open for V to reappear

And that's a good thing.

>all those desperate Lady/Trishfags posting for months about their ships
>only for Dante to give zero fucks and fuck off to Hell with Vergil

LMAOOO

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It must suck to be a waifufag DMC fan. The women are always getting shafted and all Dante and Vergil care about in the end is being autistic with each other forever.

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People will wake up to the truth.
Vergil/Dante and Nero/Dante were always superior to any and all of the normie ships.

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Can't wait for all the new fanart.

Capcom ships incest. It is known.

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big if true

this but unironically

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I hope the new doujins that get made get scanned and uploaded somewhere accessible. It's a damn shame most don't get that kind of treatment.

All the degenerate porn & shipping is Bingo's fault. The most interesting dynamics just so happen to be incestuous in nature.

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I need to learn moon finally, so I can finally stop running into that exact issue.

All merely a coincidence I'm sure

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>They comeback in the end and become a happy family again
they don't.

>if anything fujos lost

Sorry fag, i know you are trying hard to rewrite history, but vergilfags are homosexual and autistic, this is what they have been waited for years, for Vergil to take Dante's big juice cock in the ass like that big zucchini they use every night thinking about Vergil.

> most interesting dynamics
That's what's so funny to me about all of the FUJOS REEE that comes out of a lot of games like this. The writers literally control how we see characters interact with each other. It's not a fujo's fault for taking an interest in m/m when on-screen m/f rarely delivers.

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kek based

friendly reminder

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which ending scene?

The one where Nico teases Nero about crying

V ain't the book, bub. Sorry for ruining your hopes.

Is it the scene when nero looks at the book? Thats not it moving it's just nicos van running over a bump

>implying this wasn't part of Itsuno's keikaku all along

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NIGGER WE SEE LADY COMPLETELY NAKED COVERED IN WHITE LIQUID WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

>only for Dante to give zero fucks and fuck off to Hell with Vergil
I-i-it's not fair bros. We share the same fate with Vfujos. We got Vergil'd as well.

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based Fujosuno

Dante saved himself for his brother, why Vergil did not do the same?

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>he knew and he still liked the fanart

Based Itsuno.

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tfw don't care about either but like Vergil/Nero

Well ...
Trishfags and Ladybros ... we lost. So ... time for us to settle our differences and just go /u/ here.

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Dante:
>You finally remembered you asshole?

>Vergil looks almost guilty

Vergil:
>That was a LOONGG time ago

Cute flirting.

unironically based

>tfw I remember how V/Nero fujos thought this was Itsuno approving of their ship

if they bring v back it will 100% be something from the book user

>Implying Nero hasn't had sex with Kyrie since they were 15

>Why is it so hard to be a Ladyfag
Actually in one cutscene Lady teases Dante about missing out on seeing her naked and Dante points out that he sees her naked all the time in a flirty way, implying they have sex on a regular basis

Hell, they might even be in a relationship

Book is just Vergil's poems that he was writing down as a child. V came from Vergil when Vergil committed seppuku on himself. So, unless he seppukus himself again, no V or (You)rizen.

Everything about this thread is so wrong yet it feels so right. So what's the best Dante/Vergil or Vergil/Dante?

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Nero and Kyrie are waiting for marriage to have sex.

Hey so had anyone seen the achivement art for DMCV yet? I want to know if they'll actually do something and not just generic art

Why does one of his arms work as a vibrator then?

If it's not his penis it doesn't count!

why does he just look like Josh Brolin?

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This thread was sponsored by the heroes 7.

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So if she takes it in the ass for Jesus it counts according to your post? Since it involves his dick?

Sweet surrender its just for massages, degenerate.

If it's not his ponos in her vagoo it doesn't count!

seething roastie

Yes.

So the DMCV plot can be summed up as follows

“He’s Vergil, He’s Vergil!! He’s Vergil!!! I’M VERGIL!! Are there any other Vergil’s I should know about?”

Make up your mind already.

>Nero is too rough to do the job without hurting Kyrie
>effective at alleviating shoulder and hip pain
You know that's not the only parts of her body he massages

Literally pic related

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>It's literally another "Vergil's has another hairbrained scheme to get more power" episode
How did they get away with it?

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Yes. This was literally Vergil May Vergil: Vergil Edition.

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>Book is just Vergil's poems that he was writing down as a child

William Blake Vergil confirmed?

He wasn't original author of these poems. He wrote down all poems he knew as child in that book. It was his way of collecting them.

(You)

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Vergil was huge poetryfag that collected poems when he was a kid.

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Damn, that's cool

>Vergil/Nero
Patrician taste, user. There's so little content for that ship, and it's sad.

>It's not a fujo's fault for taking an interest in m/m when on-screen m/f rarely delivers.
Agreed. I wish the KHtards who unironically find Sora/Kairi interesting would realize this. It's not our fault that Nomura made Sora's development with Riku infinitely more meaningful and interesting.
Feel free to ignore the last chunk of spoilered text. I just wanted to vent a little.
Nothing is more dull than an M/F relationship that doesn't have an interesting dynamic and meaningful development attached to it.

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You have to throw a billion metas to make Sora/Kairi and Noctis/Luna look any good. The reason Sora/Riku and Noctis/whoever (and I basically mean whoever) look better is because they at least have meaningful interactions to speak of that you can draw off of, rather than generic scenes of love that tell rather than show.

>Feel free to ignore the last chunk of spoilered text. I just wanted to vent a little.
I actually had that very thought in my mind as I was writing the post but didn't want to derail too much. At least Trish/Lady have Kairi beat in that they are their own characters/I actually still care about them outside of the context of shipping fodder.

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Personally I only give a shit about M/F pairings when the writers don't try to make them have a meaningful relationship because they almost always fail, unless I read shojo manga. Cute and wholesome shit like Nero/Kyrie is totally fine by me.

When it comes time to making a couple canon they just trip over themselves and fall. For similar reasons a lot of the better written m/f relationships are between ones who remain friends. Writers have some weird hangups about how to portray friendships versus lovers to the point the former often gets more of the intensity that the latter deserves. More canonical friends-lovers relationships would probably fix that problem.

People play games like this for fun, not for the story.

Story is sprinkles on the ice cream.

Trish and Lady are miles better than Kairi. That's not hard to accomplish, but still.
It's like another user in an archived thread said: You could replace Kairi with a cardboard cutout that has the word 'Girl' written on it and has a red wig stapled to it, and she would be just as interesting.
Trish/Dante and Lady/Dante, while not my cup of tea, actually got alright development for DMC standards.

>Noctis/whoever
Noctis/Luna is that bad? I got FFXV Royal Edition from the SE store when it was on sale for 20 bucks last year, but haven't touched it yet.

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>when the writers don't try to make them have a meaningful relationship because they almost always fail
>When it comes time to making a couple canon they just trip over themselves and fall.
I feel this. I've finished so many games with a sour taste in my mouth just because the execution of a canon relationship was so bad.

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>they talked like once when they were kids
>superb romance writing there
>you later meet her in-game for like few minutes, barely any dialogue and then she dies and now you're sperging out because "love of your life" was killed
>even more superb writing there
So, yes. It's that bad. Random NPC that gives you questline had more chemistry and dialogue with you than your supposed "love of your life."

This. Both Trish and Lady had games which were focused on them and their relationship with Dante. DMC3 Lady had superb dynamic with Dante in all honesty. Sadly, both ladies got put on decoration shelves after their games ended. I dare saying Lady gets it even worse than Trish, because at least Trish does something in 4 in comparison to Lady, that is just there.

>Noctis/Luna is that bad?
Lets just say that random nobody side-quest givers have way more lines than Luna does in the entire game.

You jus said it yourself, they both already had the limelight.

Childhood friends who met as kids once, haven't seen each other for over ten years and never even talk to each other except through some magical notebook they mail back and forth that Noctis admits he only really puts stickers and photos in, that's it. Her only real screentime is a cutscene in the middle where she dies and then Noctis spends the rest of the game moping about her like she was the most important thing ever to him, more than any of his friends, more than his dad, and then a few scenes where Luna's only personality can be summed up as "in love with Noctis". That's it, that's their epic romance with the lady who is plastered all over the covers and half of XV's promo materials. That one Terra Battle girl Noctis hangs out with for half an hour has infinitely more chemistry.

>Both Trish and Lady had games which were focused on them and their relationship with Dante. DMC3 Lady had superb dynamic with Dante in all honesty. Sadly, both ladies got put on decoration shelves after their games ended. I dare saying Lady gets it even worse than Trish, because at least Trish does something in 4 in comparison to Lady, that is just there.
Pretty much. You stole the words right out of my mouth.

Jesus fucking christ. No wonder there's tons of fujo art & fics for FFXV.
Has XV-kun found a way of justifying this poor writing?

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Nope, just pretending that Luna is actually super deep and hot and more beautiful than Stella.

>Has XV-kun found a way of justifying this poor writing?
Yes. He pulled Rick and Morty 200 IQ type of thing.

But Lady clearly won

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Dante/Vergil imo, but that's because I absolutely love seeing Vergil going full tsun with him. But sometimes, aggressive Vergil is nice too.

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Getting blacked together with Trish in order to pay a rent, isn't actually winning, user.

Lady is used goods.

Theorotically if Dante wanted to see Vergi in that outfit, couldn't he wear that outfit himself and just skick his hair back?
Also this fujoship is weird

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Voidu just gave me my key. Does this game have preload on steam?

I'm pretty shit with dmc4 dante and style switching. But I can beat body palace with nero.

What level of bloody palace should I try to get to tonight to be ready for playing dmc5 on sons of sparda my first time?

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It's kind of like getting your dick sucked
Theoretically, you can do it yourself, but are you really going to?

I like selfcest

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Lady is a pure virgin

Lady is a pure virgin

Is Lady a pure virgin?

Do we know how many missions per character are there?
I hope V dont have a lot of missions because his gameplay looks like fucking ass

Nero - 8 single, 2 shared
Dante - 7 single, 1 shared
V - 4 single, 2 shared

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This is cute.

you can only criticise Lady if you have bigger titties than her fujos, just a reminder

>Cody is still around
fuck that stupid sudadrone

God I fucking love their dynamic so much

So, wait, was Vergil the mall goth or Urizen the Japan Monster? I've tried finding face reveal cutscenes but I can only seem to find ones of Urizen's boss and Vergil's boss with none of the events in-between.

Vergil uses Yamato to split himself into mall goth V and kaiju Urizen. So he's both.

V is emotional strong Vergil, Urizen is physically strong Vergil.

Good. Bros brefore hoes.

Oh. That's stupidly unsatisfying somehow.

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It's actually well executed. I thought it was fucking stupid till I caught the hue stream.

It really is. I think V should have been his own character. "Everyone is Vergil!" was fucking overkill and just annoying in the end.

His gameplay looks fun to me.

>Fujos won.

I didn't win.
Griffon died.

I WANT FAGS AND OTHER DEGENERATES OUT OF MY VIDEO GAMES

REEEEEEEeee

They've always been around. Fujos rise up!

Although I was a bit bummed at first that V wasn't his own character, I've come around to liking V being Vergil. Keep in mind being told the twist ≠ experiencing it yourself through the game.

Gotta let it out gotta let it out

Fujos got BTFO because V being Vergil all their ships are incest and the sjw fujopolice will hunt you down if you ever make an incest ship.

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So what was Vergil's goal for the game? He split his human and demon aspects with the Yamato, but for what purpose? V says it was to accomplish his one goal: to defeat Dante. Is that really the entire reason he did it? And then when V, free of his demonic aspects, realized what he had done, he got Dante to stop Urizen?
Also, in the cutscene before the final Urizen battle, Dante remarks that he killed Eva with his DT. I guess that's official, too.
Nelo Angelo is also canon, and not Nero Angelo, since that's what they all refer to it as in the game.
Even knowing everything that happens, I'm still excited. You can't spoil the godlike combat in any DMC game.

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Jap fujos do not give a single fuck.

Vergil deems his human side is too weak, and the reason for his lose again Dante. So he gets rid of it.
And V, being human, probably has morality or something, want to stop Urizen.
I don't remember anything about Dante killing Eva with DT? Only something about Eva helping Dante first when that accident happened, and she got killed while looking for Vergil. Vergil thought that Eva only care about Dante and not him.

user, Dante didn't say he killed her
He said that she died looking for Vergil, pay attention

It might have killed V/Nero fujos, but this entire thread here is proof that it gave them even bigger material to fap over. So, Vergil basically both killed and resurrected fujos.

>>So what was Vergil's goal for the game?
>MOAR POWER
>HUMAN SIDE BAD
>DEMON SIDE GOOD
>SPLIT MYSELF IN TWO FOR MOAR POWER
>NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRON-
>OH NO NO NO NO NO I FUCKED UP
There you have it.

>Also, in the cutscene before the final Urizen battle, Dante remarks that he killed Eva with his DT.
When did this happen? From what I remember Dante was telling Verginzen that their mother died trying to look for Vergil.

Lan and Mayl.

Of course, the majority of Capcom characters are pure

SJWs and fujos aren't mutually exclusive or whatever. I can tell you from experience that a lot of fujos aren't the SJW-y types.
We have become stronger.

Yeah it was real funny how they thought they had allies with the fujo demographic but then started to police their porn.

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The way you typed that makes it sound as if you have seen this firsthand. Enlighten me about the porn policing, please? Sounds hilarious.

Basically a lot of m/m/slash/yaoi/whatever you want to call it is really easy to pick apart for "problematic" elements--the dudes in question are usually underage, they might have an unhealthy dynamic (rivals, enemies, incestuous), ~*~REAL~*~ minors might see/read the porn you've made, the pairing in question often sidelines/ignores a canon female love interest--stuff like this. The TL;DR is that tumblr types started harping on shippers for these things until "anti-" culture developed, and then anti-"anti-". I could write a paper about it, and a lot of people pretty much already have.

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I watched the stream, it was even worse than I originally thought.

Ah, the classic Tumblr nitpicking. I expected as much.
Honestly, as long as something is 100% fictional, I couldn't care less about how "problematic" something is. The grand majority of fiction does not have that much of an effect on people.
A good example of Tumblr culture is the Voltron fanbase. Never got into it myself, but I've heard it was horribly infested with nitpicking harpies and whatnot.

>SPLIT MYSELF IN TWO FOR MOAR POWER
>NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRON-
>OH NO NO NO NO NO I FUCKED UP

fucking kek Vergil is a retard

not that user but tumblr is an overall cesspool

twitter is getting pretty bad too now that a lot of people migrated

>tumblr is an overall cesspool
I know. I used to use that site a lot during my teen years. I'm not proud of it.
How bad is the Twitter SJW infestation so far?