57 on Metacritic

>57 on Metacritic
IT'S BEEN

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one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"

anthem more like eulogy

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Yeah it's reddit, but just read it. This game is FO76 levels of broken. Loot doesn't matter in a looter.

it's true, here's a level 1 rifle vs a max level piece of gear
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>yes its reddit
>just read ir
posting a link to that shithole wasnt enough?

NASTY TRORRS
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Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me

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kek

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon

Yahtzee didn't trash it as hard as I thought he would. Guess he didn't want to repeat his Destiny reviews.

THIS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

THE STORY OF A GIRL

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I really liked the American Digimon Movie. Even rewatching it now, it's got a lot of jokes that went over my head when I was 7-8

>Yeah it's reddit, but just read it.
How about you copy paste the relevant section so we don't have to.

[PSA] The Level 1 Defender Rifle is the best weapon in the game(also damage numbers are pointless and don't mean anything)
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So I was just fucking around with various guns and components, trying to quantify their damage amounts, when I stumbled upon something rather strange. It seems that the default weapon you get when creating a new loadout, is better than any other weapon in the game!

Components used during this test are Airborne Advantage, Convergence Core, Defensive Bulwark and Firearm Calibration Core. All are Ranger components which increase weapon damage. Anyway as for the test itself:

-With my Level 1 common Defender rifle, one bullet does 286 damage against a normal scar trooper.

-With my Level 45 masterwork Ralner's Blaze rifle, one bullet does 1184 damage against a normal scar trooper.

Given these numbers, you might (reasonably) assume that the MW weapon will kill enemies faster, since it does more damage.

This is NOT the case!

Going back to the scar troopers, the MW rifle takes 6 bullets to kill our scar friend. Given the damage numbers, our level 1 rifle should take around 5x more bullets to do the job. Guess how many it actually takes?

4

That's right. 4 bullets!!! Not 4x as many. Literally 4 rounds. Our level 1 rifle is somehow more effective than our level 45 masterwork, despite what our damage pop-ups are telling us.

I have tested this with various weapons and enemies, and while the numbers vary, the results are always the same: the level 1 defender rifle is by far the most effective weapon in my inventory. It melts literally fucking everything!

So, from this we can draw two conclusions:

1 - There is some buggy fuckery going on with the default level 1 rifle

2 - Damage numbers are meaningless and do not reflect the actual damage done to a target

The second one is by far the most concerning; as it implies some rather disturbing things about how the game was balanced.

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Me too user. Me and my best friend that grew up across the street watched it probably 50 times as kids, and I still watch it once every couple years now.
I never really watch the second half though.

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>loot doesn't matter in a loot game
fucking ebin bioware

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Lmao
Elegy works better than eulogy but it’s a solid 8/10 burn nonetheless

MAYBE I'M FOOLISH
MAYBE I'M BLIND

Clearly, nobody involved in the development of Anthem had any idea what they or their colleagues were doing.

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it had the second best use of "all star" by smash mouth in a film

Is it $20 yet?

>starting weapon is not specialized toward any play style but the most basic approach, but can keep up with any other weapon
>new players can always keep up with whales and grind-whores by gitting gud

If so, it sounds like a good idea to me. Its crazy to think the numbers don't reflect it though. This is either some well intentioned trickery or a huge glitch

>implying you should ever download this hardware-wrecking dumpster fire of a game
Not touching this shit anymore even if it went free to play.