IS FUCKING UP NIGGAS

JOGAR

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PORTUGAL CARALHO
PORTUGALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>my Internet is fast therefore everyones is

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BAIXADO AND HORAPILLADO

wtf is that SFM or official?

BRASIL NA VERDADE

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official

Official, meme magic is powerful thing. Post the picture of Dante doing the dance with the Empusa as the backup dancers, because it's pretty much canon.

Muito br no Yea Forums

was it really hard to put DMC somewhere to make ti easier to find this stupid thread?

BASEADO E INDIAPILULADO

where the fuck is it from i cant find it

Would have helped with the filters too glad nobody posting spoilers, and now that i said that i'm leaving the fuck out.

So he shouldn't do it because you have slow internet?

GIVE ME THE KEY AAA

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You have to be wearing diapers to pretend that shit is "cool". Holy shit.

That's not the crack you dumb nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

t. Tameme

Why is it always you dumb esl fucks making the shittiest posts?

>goldstein
>redneck jew
Wtf did capcom mean by this?

Yup, that's all I am waiting on too. The mod in charge of the reddit says that he's talked with Capcom and says that the keys from seller site should be going on once the preload is up. So they should be sent out soon.

That is embarrassingly awful.

I'm already on the 3'rd boss. Step it up, senpai.

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i don't work at esl and actually think their services are shit but nice try i guess

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Ah! That's fantastic!

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She's not actually related to Nell. She's from the father side of the family after a remarry, but Rock took Nell's last name after a falling out with the family and then his half sister and Agnus had a daughter, Agnus left back to Fortuna, mom died and Rock adopted Nico. Thus why she has the Goldstein name.

If this wasn't DMC you all would be laughing in unison how fucking bad this is.
This is random reddit icanhazcheezburger humor.

t. Tameem

Holy fuck, Reuben had to learn how to do this whole routine, including moonwalking. Mad respect for that man, no kidding when he said this was his best performance ever.

baseado

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Naaaa dude then it would look waaaaaaay better not this SFM shit.
Its either a mix of capture and normal animation or just normal.
It just looks weird.

And it takes me 10 minutes to unpack, what's your point

>Your order is pending
>we are waiting for the payment provider to confirm that the funds have been received

I'M GETTING STRESSED

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10 000 000

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I hope so man, I can only hope. At the very least it's looking like a 3 million first week, which will put it head over shoulders on the other games.

>R dollars
What kind of retarded currency is this?

B A S E A D O E V E R M E L H O P I L A D O

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I still don't like the HUD. Really wish they have an option to change it.

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>tfw going to miss out on launch
Have fun bros. I'll catch up when my financial situation is less shitty.

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>seething zoomers hit for the first time
>by a smooth criminal

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Reais. The most aesthetically pleasing money

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I like the colors but no different design for each?
Lazy

can i pirate?

denuvo

They have different brazillian animals on their backs

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Are you BR or PT?

>Buying a single player game
I think ill just wait a week an then pirate it like I did with metro

br

Played the demo on ps4 and loved it. Can you mod the game on PC?

RE2 has shit like nude mods and thomas the tank mods. I think DMC5 should be modable too

>nude lady mod
My penis is ready

Sometimes decrypting the data takes longer than downloading them.

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based watercolors tbqh

dude, the game was announced almost a year ago, you just need t to save 1 or 2 usd each week.
think ahead of time

Kino in its purest form

>pre-ordering
Yeah, I love reddit too.

Can someone buy it for me? Thanks.

>I have no argument
>quick, throw a name at him
>that#ll be super effective
Sometimes Ido wonder if all the shills are from the same company seeing how they all use the exact same wording and "argument".

Is turbo mode in?

they also have different sizes, increasing per value. It helps a lot with folding them.

>haha le ebin reference to child molesting pedo plastic face mentally challenged rich homosexual

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sent :)

>child molesting pedo

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>Buy deluxe edition discounted on Voidu months ago
>worried they won't get keys in time
>says keys will be out the day of release
>worried it might even be the day after, as seems to happen to some with Voidu
>worried I won't get the preorder EX colors
>KEY COMES IN TODAY
>EVERYTHING IN ORDER
MY BODY IS READY AND SO IS MY PRELOAD

cringey as fuck

>countless testimonies
>d-d-d-d-d-doesn't count! muh conspiracy!

let me guess

>hitler did nothing wrong!
>the jews died from american bombings!
>pearl harbor was an orchestrated move to use atomic bombs!
>the rotschild own the entire planet with bank accounts!

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>Tfw i still have to play dmc4 because i spent 90 hours playing and learning dmc3

See you in a couple of months anoms playing dmc5

>hitler did nothing wrong!
>the jews died from american bombings!
>pearl harbor was an orchestrated move to use atomic bombs!
>the rotschild own the entire planet with bank accounts!

was these supposed to be lies? lmao begone tranny

Wrong place faggot

devil may cry is not Kingdom Hearts, the story is simple as fuck

>Testimonies
>In the year 2017+
I fucked your mother

Can Discord Trannies fuck off?
Michael is /ourguy/ and all those ""countless" testimonies were and still are hollow and without proof.

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you're gonna love dmc4 in terms of gameplay it's the best in the series on top of the fact theres a bunch of different characters to play as.