IT

youtu.be/m_mateioRh8

ALL OF THEM

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Where are people getting these?

Isn't Sonic for little children? Why does anyone care about it?

honestly i don't think the design is too bad
i mean the "human child in a costume" body structure is kinda offputting and the white hands/fur between the eyes are really questionable but other than that i think it looks fine

Likely Canada. If it's real, everyone always finds leaked shit from there.

It's called normal human beings

Hell

90s fame. 2000s+ autism.

>like a chili dog in the wind

He's gonna get you.

Sega d oesnt have a part in making the movie

youtu.be/-96OP0nSNJs
What do you guys think of the movie's theme?

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Man I hope that's 100% fake
Only props I can give it is that "it could be worse"

The fanbase always offended everyone

GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT

Not video games.

Who do Sonicfags even owe their allegiance to nowadays? Sony?

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Nigga. It's not about the fucking movie, it's long term SEGA's quality control over Sonic in the first place.

I'M FALLIN' FREE
IN THE WIND
IN THE WIND

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wtf why does sonic have a huge dong

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Sonicfags don't have "allegiances" because Sonic went multiplat

>Black Eyed Peas
>in 2019
why

Ninty

Oh fuck

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>talking about a video game character is not video games.

How do you rumor a fucking trailer theme?

It's not, because many threads go off topic because it's not about gameplay nigger. These threads already got deleted the day shit was leaked.

there is no god. only hell.

>WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?

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What? i thought those guys stayed in 2008

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>NIKE
OH NO NO NO

What if this whole movie's a lampoon of the "cartoon character in the real world" trope?

Have you ever gone on google images and typed "[name] the hedgehog"?

...Or just looked up Sonic on any r34 website?

Like they did with Rocky and Bullwinkle?

Timeless kino

dude check out how fast i can pee

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Oh I'm sorry, should I post in the dozen of cockney pokemon trainer threads instead then?

Why do live action hollywood movies keep thinking this is what people want out of animal mascots in CG

Like holy fuck I thought that fanmade sonic movie from a decade ago looked bad but its model was a billion times better than this

>look up Hans the Hedgehog
>see this
based G*rman folklore saving us from sonic degenerates

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>the only bad thing about running faster than the speed of light is that you only see darkness

Can he be saved Yea Forumsros?

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>Why do live action hollywood movies keep thinking this is what people want out of animal mascots in CG

How else are they going to make Sonic come to life on the big screen? Put mini-me's corpse in a costume and tie it to the back of a racecar?

German folklore is like 90% furfaggotry though. The red riding hood gets yiffed by the big bad wolf.

That's his arm retard.

yes

God you're so fucking annoying. Just filter these threads if you're such a whiny bitch that you actually can't handle Yea Forums shitposting.

>yiffed
Oh silly user... It's vore, not yiff.

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He's gonna get you.

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how about you just make a normal fucking sonic model and not this uncanny valley shit

all my fantasies are quenched now

Sonic porn is hot

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eh, it's yiff in a lot of the modern retellings I look at.

You should, because even those are talking about what could be in the game of the latest generation. This is a Sonic MOVIE, go back to

source

Pointless. People will always find something to bitch about. They gave Will Smith a blue tint and people are losing their fucking shit over it. The Sonic movie's biggest problem won't be the design, trust me.

polljunkie.com/poll/pgntwt/sonic-design

PLEASE VOTE

>Complains about me bitching with bitching
Stay seething, roach.

You lot arent understanding the greatness of this movie. Sonic fans are mostly sick, and this is the final cure

After this movie even the most diehard Sonic fanboy would start having second thoughts and reflect about his lifegoals

Dude he totally rapes them in the Grimm tale. Why do you think the wolf would specifically target two women instead of just eating a rabbit or some shit?

>This is a Sonic MOVIE
exactly, a SONIC movie.

You do know Bubsy's design isn't why his games were shit, right? That's FAR from a good comparison.

DMCfags are currently having a party meanwhile we're stuck in eternal despair.

Fuck Sega. Fuck Paramount Pictures. Fuck Sonic Team. Fuck everything.

Holy good this shit is fucking curse image.
The whole movie will be a bloody curse?

Cause he's a kinky wolf?

>SONIC
Isn't a game series. Sonic THE HEDGEHOG is. The movie is just called Sonic. Off yourself.

You can't cure Omega Negatives. They'll just become Bronies or something equally stupid instead.

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>AND I RAAAAAN

I miss the old Jontron

If they pull it off SEGA would be seen as heroes in the mental health community.

Imagine a movie so bad it makes Chris-Chan straighten his act.

Oh hey, I recognise that. Never heard the fairytale as a kid, but I remember seeing this short comic adaptation of it.

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It's probably just the lighting.

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He was fine in the Progressive commercial.

He was always a poser latching on to whatever would make him internet famous. Total vermin if you ask me.

Everytime someone rolled the "I'll see you soon option" on the Sonic Totem it contributed to this.

I didn't.

So how's Chris-chan taking this?

Why is it so hard to keep him normal?

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>The movie is just called Sonic.
no it isn't lmao
it's called "Sonic the Hedgehog", check the fucking poster in It doesn't even matter what they call it, it's still a movie based off of a VIDEO GAME, using VIDEO GAME characters.

He posted that fan movie Sonic and said that he and Sonic (the actual character) don't like it and that they would prefer a much more faithful adaptation.

Dios mio...

Its like the clip of linkara running at the camera

>arm

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Humanity

We need to just get the fucking trailer. These still frames highlight the worse points of the design to give people massive bias towards hating it more and more. Any person would look ugly as sin when you stop on a bad frame in any tv show, I've seen it all the time.

Why haven't they just gave up and release the fucking trailer? They fucked up trying to hide it for so long, too much autism in this fanbase to get away with that from the start.

Doesn't matter nigger, get fuck. Mods don't care because many threads still got deleted when it's directly about the game in question. Fuck it with the shitposting.

>sonic and shadow having a pissing contest on the Ark

Or you could go to /vp/ and discuss it there

I can see people here going "It's growing on me"and making this film score a billion bucks.
autists failed this generation

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This is like some Rainfurrest shit.

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>get fuck
i wish

This is just as autistic as the Sonic results but moderately more entertaining.

>germans invented sonic oc
imagine the holocaust being the second worst thing you did

If I were Nike I would seriously reconsider having my brand be a part of this.

looks like a real furry cosplay, fuck

Just filter it snowflake if it bother you so much.

Anything evil in this world that the eternal anglo didn't start comes from G*rmany. The cancers of facism, communism and the welfare state all come from (((them)))

They want to redirect from the fact that their shoes are exploding and causing harm to basketball players.

Sonic is made by Sega, newfag. Come on.

The comments on that video
Yikes

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>They gave Will Smith a blue tint and people are losing their fucking shit over it.
I don't think that's the only reason people don't like Will Smith's design

yeah see that argument doesn't work when the still frames people are focusing on are the promo materials (aka the ones the marketers thought looked the best.)

An insurance commercial did It better than a fucking Hollywood movie.

Spoilers ahead

youtu.be/jJqY2vKxuFc

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Will Smith Genie looks like ass

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I'm talking about the image in OP. The promo art didn't even look like which some people said was less shit to look at than that half ass render shit that originally leaked first.

>getting excited about a sonic movie
Well, at least we know the age range in this shit ass board.

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my god. hans the hedgehog was literally a tale of encouraging kids to shed their furfaggotry desires and become a proper human being.

the germans were truly ahead of their time.

SHAUN!

>three arms
just imagine being this blind

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lel

No one. On this planet. Is excited for it.

i'm excited to see how much worse everything is going to get once the tie-in game is announced

>why does sonic have a huge dong

Just giving the fans what they were asking for :^)

Who's excited for it?

Who the fuck is excited for this?

What happens if he gets me?

GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT

>he's outed himself as underage
Where have you been? No one has been excited for this ever since it was announced that it was live action and 3D animation. The reactions gets worse every time there's new information.

Moega negatives on this chart are literally retards, these people are physically unable to be normal because their brains are crippled

It's over for cwcels

>imagine the holocaust being the second worst thing you did
this is a good thread

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This is just gonna be Alvin and the Chipmunks-Sonic Edition isn't it?

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WAY PAST COOL

Yes and I want to fucking die.

the God of righteousness and justice. sonic fans deserve far worse

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Beta negative is literally /pol/.

Now watch them get pissed and prove me right.

Except I could actually stand to watch the first movie. I don't want to see a second of this shit.

>that pony in the top right
Uh-oh.

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They literally shouldve consulted CWC for this film. It wouldve been god tier.

Why could have been...

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Where does this shit come from? Why is is a low-res picture of a picture taken from some (promotional magazine???) Why is it next to a cropped out picture of something I assume is from MLP?

It's either really good, or really bad in my opinion.

Can't wait for Sonic The Hedgehog the movie: The game.

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it would still look like cringy shit

SONIC DOES NOT HAVE TWO EYEBALLS!

>aren't games for children?
Faggot detected

sonic team is probably hoping after the movie releases it just kinda fades away because its so horrible

Oh god get him back on the hero bus

can I have sauce user?

Nothing fades away from one of the biggest punching bag franchises of all time

>fully grown men fretting over a sonic film

It looks ok you autistic fucks

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>sonic team is probably hoping after the movie releases it just kinda fades away because its so horrible

Just like 80% of their own Sonic games.

>Yea Forums
>fully grown men

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Right looks better than the actual Sonic (modern Sonic at least)

before the video even started i knew paralyser would start playing

>A cop in the rural town of Green Hills will help Sonic escape from the government who is looking to capture him.
This is the story summary.

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SXSW is going to be a fucking shit show
>TSR could potentially get a decent trailer
>No one cares because the movie trailer will get a lot of press coverage
>The next game that gets announced isn't a Mania sequel or an Adventure remake like everyone was predicting, and instead is a tie in game for the film

why does sonic need a cop

what is the cop gonna do? Arrest eggman?

That's nothing new. Transformers went through the exact same coping process in 2007, which was also a Paramount shitshow. We were stuck with that tard Bay for eleven years because these morons kept feeding the dumpster fire until not even China wanted it.

I'll go ahead and tell you what will hurt the most, just so you'll be ready: It's going to be all of the contrarian teenage bros flooding your fandom. Yes, more contrarian than the ones you already have. They're going to think this movie changed their lives, and they're going to accuse anyone not on-board with it of being "stuck in the past, afraid of change." There's going to be so many of these obnoxious shitheads hitting at once that your communities aren't going to be able to keep up with them, so they'll be accommodated with relaxed rules and the more argumentative of the old community being banned to shut them up. Almost right away the moderation are going to notice a fuckhuge bump in ad revenue, so you're going to see this thing and Jim Carrey added to site banners to feed the phenomenon.

It's going to take a year and a half for things to die down, and you'd better hope there's not a sequel going into production right away.

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Wtf am I lookin at? What did they do now?

Autists and kids won't mind, you're not the target audience for this garbage Yea Forums, grow the fuck up already.

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Oy vey, you tell em

this fucker is 1000x more terrifying then sonic.exe and sonic.exe wasn't scary in the first place.

>kids won't mind
One of my coworkers who's a Sonic fan saw a poster for it when he went to the movies a couple months ago and he told me he saw a kid look at it in horror.

Seems to me like a bad "buddy cop" movie. Also, how do you turn a meadow into a rural city and call it "Green Hills"?

He'll still want to watch it tho, like the dumb brat he is.

>Fully grown man
Not since the late 2014-2016 decline

I have a morbid curiosity to see Jim Carrey's Eggman. In face Eggman is the sole reason I care about this movie. No matter how they did it, a realistic Sonic was going to look fucking bizarre. But Eggman is a wildcard since there's no telling what they're going to do with him. They could make him a cg character to make him more related to Sonic. They could stuff Carrey in a fat suit and completely recreate the modern design. Or they could just make him look like a generic mad scientist with the only callback to his original design being a mustache. No matter what though, it's going to be glorious.

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Highly unlikely, said teens think Sonic was never good series to begin with, so they'll never give the movie a shot.

If this movie was called Sanic instead of Sonic it would be ironically loved.

true.

Doesn't look any worse than any other CGI cartoon character.

This just feels lazy. I'm want to see someone take the concept of "real Sonic" and make an actual appealing design out of it.

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you can imagine my face when I found out that there existed a "Roman the Hedgehog"

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yes it does you blind retard

Normalfags, retards. Fans are the one screeching like apes, but the normalfag audience is lapping this shit up like with the Pokemon movie. Look at the comment section on Youtube, which is Normalfag central. Any video of the Sonic movie leaks, and hey are defending the design..

It wouldn't if they don't save face and actually make a game as passionate as Sonic Unleashed or Mania but with new shit and being 3D of course.

Hours of amusement to be had there.

Here's mine.

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>That doesn't even look like this one.
It's an earlier iteration of the same design that was revealed at some Brazilian expo a few months ago. Why it only leaked now is beyond me. All this shit is likely just a "strategic" leak done by Paramount to gauge people's response.

>Ten Ten's 1st kid
>Product of rape.

I must have missed this episode of Naruto.

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That's why I visit e621 daily

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>he told me he saw a kid look at it in horror.
>Trust me guys, I'm legit
Yeah, right.

looks like a man in one of those chuck e cheese mascot costumes

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>hyperscat
>vaginal prolapse
>cheese grater

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I mean, if I was a kid and saw that shit I would be freaked out.

>Spolier
It is. The fuck they haven't release the fucking trailer yet when there is proof it DOES exist already proves they are doing this shit to get early info of their shitshow.

This is a amazing thread I've been on in a while

Exquisite

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This is going to be some seriously epic meme material.

e621.net/user/show/60091

can't believe I've joined that place almost 7 years ago

I tried to find this image but never succeeded. It was removed from e621 due the artist request.

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The movie is gonna be 06 all over again, likely with more drastic consequences. Even if it pushes Sonic Team to actually try like they did with Unleashed, the reputation is never going to be lived down.

that probably explains why Krauts have the highest furry population, also further proves why krauts were a mistake

Oh, it already has

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And I thought that Live action woody Woodpecker movie was bad.

You're a bitch. I've seen far fucking worse when he had far worse technology trying to emulate realism.

I don't understand why they even thought to make a Sonic the Hedgehog film in 2019. Exactly what audience is this supposed to appeal to?

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>the reputation is never going to be lived down.
So, since fucking Sonic 06? Why is this worse? SEGA for the 4th time in a row, has let Sonic hit the fan. Who had high hopes Sonic was ever going to be 90s tier good ever again?

It's borderline free domain for how far so many autists used him, from great shit like Mania to cancer that is 06 and this movie.

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FUN IS FOREVER

>Which god did the Sonic fanbase offend to deserve this.

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Well, no need to tell me things I already know, user. Props to you for that though.

Oh I am excited to see how much of a train wreck this movie will be, I am betting it will turn out to be one of those its so bad its good movies

I'm betting $60 that Eggman is once again the best character

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>t. Woodcutter

Garbage lies and slander. There is enough bad with eating bodies; don’t have to try and convince people it was rape all along.

Every autist and child who don’t know or care about good design or story will see it, it’ll get two Sanic sequels, a tails spin-off movie, a game based on the movie, and soundtrack by pop artists. Prepare your anus for the flood of marketing.

>You know what? I always wanted to see sonic shoot up Godzilla. I'm gonna mod it!
>Walk in the beach
>Better take the stairs
>Player runs directly into oncoming traffic
Top kek

Don't forget the Jim Henson's Storyteller version of it
dailymotion.com/video/x59xr89

It's not that bad
Pretty cute, actually

Anyone have the sonic the ROADHOG image?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I can’t stop seeing this, fuck.

I'm going to die.

I can't find one for myself. Nigerian names don't really mesh with that.

Nvm found it

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Am i the only one who unironically likes this?

Why doesn't anyone like the original design?

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>Eggman with a cross-eyed look on his face, squealing in pain: "Right in the chaos emeralds!"
Some Yea Forums fag posted this for certain

Its time.

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Nah bro, the wolf would've chewed them to bits, no way the woodsman could've saved them that way.

The same audience that movies like Alvin and the Chipmunks and Smurfs were made for: children and unaware soccer moms.

Will this movie kill the sonic franchise as we know it permanently

Will i ever be able to leave this place?

Sonichu sequel?

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will sonic team learn that sonic forces sucked and try harder?

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Will this movie really change the opinion on Sonic before the movie?

You pissed it off idiot.

Will I ever meet her?

Fuck...

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Clearly most people love the original design because it sells the most merch. For some reason Paramount thinks a realistic depiction Sonic would be more marketable, even though Sonic's original design was already created to be incredibly marketable.

Nothing about this movie makes any sense.

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i'm pretty sure the average age here as gone up, there's much more of a boomer sentiment here now than before

it's just taht the people who act retarded right now are mostly mentally ill 20 year olds. that's just my theory though

Kek.

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Imagine if this had all just one big ruse on Sega's part to get people to buy more Mania and Modern Sonic related games just because it won't be 'this' thing

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he'll give you his mouth sores

Loli?

Holy shit

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That's a terrible marketing strategy if so, because it cheapens the brand as a whole

It's likely going to be if it wasn't already the case anyways. If they save face and tried to make a Unleashed tier product again just to go "See!? Glorious nippon knows best for Sonikku, filthy gaijins BTFO once again!", it's the only way out from this shitshow to not fall on deaf ears as the blame would just go straight to them for letting Paramount make the movie to begin with.

>we will live to see Pizza toots but done in Sonic style

Here comes Chili Dog toots!

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Looks like a direct to DVD movie screencap

>because it cheapens the brand as a whole
How new are you, user? Where were you around 2006?

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>i'm pretty sure the average age here as gone up
That is definitely not the case, especially with how popular the site has become over the years and with the increased trend of phoneposting.

There was probably some slight changes made. OP's pic is likely from the Brazil CCXP event that showed off the design.

>Where were you around 2006?
That was an unintentional cheapening of the brand, not this intentional conspiracy you cooked up.

>nothing comes up
Nice

Wait, are you talking about that moment people said they saw a trailer at the time but couldn't say anything about it because it happened too fast for anyone to take pictures of it?

What's wrong with phoneposting? I came here in 2005 and switched to mobile as soon as Clover became a thing.

Mother fucker that's exactly what they're gonna do

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Wait a minute... is that what I think it is at the top right?

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Old enough. But I guess I see your point. I just feel like most people after the movie will want nothing to do with Sonic due to misconceptions about who's making what parts of the products.

A-user? You still here?

What does “cheese grater” even entail? Stuff like this?

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>That was an unintentional cheapening of the brand,
I mean, it's still cheapening since everyone considered Sonic dead at the point. It was in house, it just made SEGA out to look like idiots and clearly don't care about Sonic. Paramount always make shitty content no matter what, so it was doomed from the start to cheapen the brand like it did.

Because it makes ban evading much easier thanks to a little feature on phones seen in pic related. It's the real reason shitposting has increased ten fold in the last few years.

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It's some fairy show for toddlers. I seen those things on kids shirts in clothes stores before.

Yes. I'm assuming that it's probably just the from the same teaser that they showed there.

There will be a cameo of Sonichu?

It's not. Looks like those capsule baby things, whatever they're called.

Theres one single porn comic about a furry getting raped with it

>the shitty Black Eyed Peas cover version

You're the good kind of phoneposter that doesn't exploit ban evasions thanks to Airplame Mode.

No, I think it's called Glitter and Glammer, it's about genies or some shit. I see it a lot at work.

Yup. Grimm stories can get pretty dark at times, but they're actually very light on overt sexuality. That "Kinder" in "Kinder- und Hausmärchen" is there for a reason, after all.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fbzQHNYtGx0

Encourages lower quality posts due to underage morons applying the same mentality they have when using social media sites like twitter to this place. Also makes ban evading easier.

I feel like I NEED to see this in the cinema, just to see it in all its glory

Ew

If even Sega isn't happy with the movie, the same people willing to put out Sonic '06, then you know this movie is going to be the Pandora's Box of movies.
God help us all.

No, just genie lolis. You're just getting senile in your old age Lee

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So why did people post that image now? The first thing to leak of the design was that render from that website. But right after out of the blue, OP image was leaked right after seperately. So someone had it for months now, but didn't want to leak it early for what reason? They thought it was fake? If it's from the movie trailer, how could it be fake?

This shit makes no sense right now. It's like people are exploiting the worse times to reveal this stuff for a publicity stunt or some shit.

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>Eating shit
>Grotesque death

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Quit backpedaling. There's a clear difference between releasing a shitty product and being shit on for it, and purposefully releasing a shitty product just to make other aspects of the brand look better.

I think it was the leaker’s way of getting around copyright

...I kinda like this

>Remember kids, if you see a grown man acting like a child in a fur suit, run away and call your parents or the police.
>Say No To Fur

Why would a leaker care about copyrights.

This is fucking Viacom we’re talking about here.

I'm not saying it's a picture from that event per se. I'm just saying it could be from the same clip they showed at that event. It could've been showed somewhere else or as part of a reel and that's where somebody got a picture.

Still, remember the poster from before they even started casting showing off Sonic's early design, some people do hold on to that shit for awhile.

Is it wrong the first thing I felt when I saw them was arousal?

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But nothing is really saying this movie was done out of Jap spite, that's just people shitposting. I'm certain all the content done in 2014 (the earliest the movie was worked on alongside Sonic Boom) was done in hopes it would garner new audiences for Sonic.

The truth is SEGA doesn't get the appeal for Sonic like Nintendo does with Mario, so they keep reinventing the wheel with Sonic. The only time they sabotaged something out of spite was in regardless to non Japs handling Sonic far better then themselves, like what happened in the 90s. This movie wasn't EVER, regardless if it was Sonic related, was going to be the best video game movie ever, because no such thing exists. All video game movies just suck by concept alone.

>This shit makes no sense right now.
It makes sense when you consider that it's likely one of those strategic leaks done by the actual company to gather reactions from general audiences before releasing something official.

No. The style is like Shantae but chibi, on surface value it's nothing different from waifuing anime girls.

The Totem

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But the only reason they'd do that is because they know their crap is shit, right?

>But nothing is really saying this movie was done out of Jap spite, that's just people shitposting
I never said it was, I was just criticizing the dumb mentality in this post

>74,545

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I lol'd

To be honest, I wasn't even trying to be all that serious when making that post, it was just a dumb what if question.

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They definitely know their crap is shit.

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>cannot unsee
>55

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Silly user, that picture is old and out of date
Here's the number now

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WAY
PAST
COOL

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What if Sony never let go of the license to make the Sonic movie? Would it have been decent?

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f

considering the crap sony gives us, no

They writers they had lined up were actual Sonic fans.

Sure, they also wrote this, but still.

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>Autists
>you're not the target audience for this garbage Yea Forums
Where do you think we are?

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Give me back my sides user.

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Yeah? Sonic Mania was a game made primarily for Oldfags who grew up with Sonic 1-3&K and it still did really well with kids. Kids deserve better than this.

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A theatrical Sonic movie never had a chance user

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>skullfuck
>mutilation
>impending death
>crying

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>a modern game with typical ass controls pretending to be retro
>for oldfags
Not this oldfag. Suckered into getting it, played it, refunded it almost immediately. Never again will I buy a modern game.

>Cheese grater
>Cannot unsee
>eating shit

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The only way to save this movie is if the first half is from Sonic's perspective, saving people and all, then we shift to a detective investigating a serial killer dressed in blue fur suit who always leaves a ring with his victims.
In the climax, the detective shots Sonic and all the rings he had for future victims fall out.

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>getting excited about a sonic movie

Literally who?

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fucking nice

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mom said it's my turn to go fast

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>searched "rick the hedgehog"
>this shows up
youtube.com/watch?v=sD0OkUqUkM8

gotta say dudes, you deserve much worse than this shit movie

>stealthily

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All of them, the fanbase is soaked in sin, no punishment is enough.

>453520965
>typical ass controls pretending to be retro
>game made on the retro engine which controls just like the originals
yeah, i'm sure you played it alright
just take the (you)

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good doggo

The shoes are too big but the design is in the right direction.

Best Sonic movie

mega.nz/#!441nAYpC!m4zzI40Ey8yaj_oG6TYpi-2fB1ksAGGyyGijkBXA8W8

Well think of it this way. Nobody really regards the Super Mario Bros movie, as anything more than a footnote. This movie may also be a footnote, or at least another thing for the Sonic twitter account to self-deprecate in a few years.

>what is the cop gonna do? Arrest eggman?

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nice dolphin porn video

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what drives someone to this point of no return

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>everything about this

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I don't get it, the holocaust was the BEST thing they did

may god have mercy of my soul, but what's the picture

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fucking upvoted so funny

I wish SMT got a movie w/ DMX as Jack Frost

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Thank you for pointing it out

if it matters this is my phone wallpaper, no one ever notices

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BEST POST ITT

user, everyone knows the role of Jack Frost should go to Danny DeVito

>the only SMT adaptation since the 90s were demi-kids and Devil Survivor 2 of all fucking things
>both of them sucked hard

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legit mental illness and a fan base that perpetuates such behavior

This shit literally looks like a screamer of some exe game

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>this is my phone wallpaper
>no one ever notices

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Nice headcanon furgin

IM THE TRASH MAN HEE HO

I NEED EYES ON CHRIS-CHAN!!!

What's his present locale? Just got a report that he's boarded a bus destined for Hollywood--dressed entirely in scuba gear with a blue cape--and is believed to have bought 17lbs of industrial strength bear-mace, and presently has it on his person. Intent is unknown.

Nice samefag.

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Nice fanfiction dogfuckers

but it ends with a normal guy bisecting a vore fetish furry with an axe so happy ending at least

All of them?

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you're alright user

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The tags are disturbing on their own, but all of them together in a single image must mark an decent into an entire dimension. It makes me glad that no matter how far I've fallen, I will never reach that guro, scat, mpreg, anal fissure, necrophiliac, brap, cubshit, Mlp, sonic, cannibal level of hell.

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If in your country doesn't talk english. Yes, nobody will ever notice.

you know its surprising no hack psychologist has done a study on this shit and see the true horrors that people can produce

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I like it, gj

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>not posting the original poster

Fuck off newfags.

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So, uh.. what IS the image?

That's just on e621 too. Most of their porn is on derpibooru

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>mouth sores

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Fuck you, I'm crying

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The Holocaust would have had to happen in order for that to be true user.

Oops!

hey, no ones noticed so far anyway

You are projecting modern furshit “culture” onto an extremely old story about warning children from talking to strangers

What the fuck is "hard vore"?

The fanbase is an offense to higher intelligence but they did this to themselves. They've been so happy to eat shit for years and it's finally catching up to them. Or not. I imagine the same shit eaters might gobble this up as well. I've seen these fucking goons defend Sonic 06 so anything can happen

Sega's still clinging to revealing the trailer at SXSW next week, despite Sonic's design getting leaked THREE FUCKING TIMES, because Sega's run by monkeys.

youtu.be/lOPYNWMxlmk Stage 1: Denial

Maybe they are ashamed.

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>user is on the computer checking up Yea Forums and comes across a seething Sonic Live-Action thread
>Criticizes the shit design of the character

*knock knock*
>user checks the door
>Sonic appears in front of the door

"Hey guy, it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog. Are you going to see my movie this fall?"

>closes the door because a fictional character just leaked itself into reality
>grab phone and dial 911
>call for a police offer to come over and deal with a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog in red Nikes
>user goes to his room and lock the door with some rope
>hear the front door smashed open and a bunch of glass can be heard shattered in the kitchen
>user is scared shitless and decides to use a Yeti mic as a weapon
>everything goes quiet and you can Sonic muttering himself about child welfare laws
>after an hour, user thought Sonic left the house
>user slowly opens the door to peak on over outside of the room
>All of a sudden, Sonic jumps in with super sonic speed and air humps user in the face with his furry nuts
"Surprise user! I got you this time, lmao!"
>user furiously tries to shake off Sonic from humping his head and runs all around the room
>user blindly destroys his PC setup and G-Fuel collection, along tripping wires that sends Sonic flying across the room
>user is covered in spines and shit
>Sonic grins
"Don't hate on my design, user. I was supposed to look like this for you furfags"
>user isn't a furfag, but he is still confused about his sexual orientation
>A police officer also bursts into the room with a gun in his hand
>Sonic sees the officer and they both have straight eye contact
"S-so-sonic. Is that you? Where have you been?" said the Officer
>Sonic begins to tear up
"W-Wachowski-san. I was pursing in showing numales how to accept my design."
>both the officer and Sonic make mad sex with each other on the floor
>user sits there across the room wondering what the fuck was going on

It would be the same shit but sonic was going to have Sony headphones while using a Sony Vaio to watch Sony animations movies like hotel Transilvania then he was going to play a parody game of himself on a PlayStation 4 and found a PSVita on the trash

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then they are pathetic animals, they can keep to themselves
a man does not care

I used to have a roommate that was a furry. The difference between hard and regular vore is regular vore the person stays alive. Hard vore the person gets digested and turned into a skellington or is completely disolved, or turned into shit and shit out into a pile of shit. I hate the fact that I know this. Fucking furries...

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Don't boorus list tags for galleries as well as individual images? I'd imagine that's everything in the folder waiting for mod screening instead of a single image with every unimaginable horror.

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Jesus christ how horrifying

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That is fucking disgusting.

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i didnt know that, thank you

at least we know the the mario movie is gonna suck too

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>HAH
Going from the in-game model to some random ass silver fanart made me laugh harder than i anticipated

Please.

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Devil Survivor isn't SMT though.

Times like this, I'm glad I'm not a furfag anymore

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include me in the screencap

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>Secondary Casual
Manga only you fucking normie

mpreg is good, but others are all degenerate trash

Which one?

Is anyone else hoping this is the biggest dumpster fire ever?
I mean, there's no way this was going to be good. If it pans out good somehow, then good.
But if it's bad, I want this to be a spectacle of failure. The only entertainment I see coming out of this movie is if it's abysmal on a biblical level.

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I felt a huge drop in quality when he started working with lots of people like the star wars series. Still had a few good videos here and there but recently in this last year its been not good.

>tfw fan of both

Crash and Spyro can occupy that hole once Sonic finally ever burns for good. Archie was the only thing tethering me to the series after '06 anyways, Gens/Mania-aside, and IDW's not up to par so far.

Funny how fucking Capcom is so much more likeable right now too, at least they knew how to get their shit together.

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you're like a little baby, watch this.

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source

Furries brought this on us

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Paraphore

I think I agree with this.
At this point fuck it, nobody is expecting this garbage to be good but it it's going to fail, let it be a spectacular failure.

The kind that legends are built from and become the kind of ironic shit that other movies would have to try to live up to how bad it is

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The MS Paint image is unironically better art, it has way more depth and expression to it than the image above. You can see the weight in the motion of sonic's figure. Now compare it to the lifeless pose than sonic has in the second panel. How completely expressionless, and static he looks.

It’s gonna be this generations version of the Super Mario movie

>cheese grater 20
who the fuck was aroused by cheese grater rape that it compelled them to make 19 more

>cum peril
so does this mean someone is in peril and it has to do with cum
what the fuck

If anything good comes out of this movie I just hope Ben Schwartz does a good job voicing Sonic, his voice fits him well. I figured that if the movie did well he could take over in the games but that's not happening in this timeline

I met a guy with a story like this when playing TF2 not to long ago. Either it's you or a lot of people end up with friends that fall into darkness

Was it thanks to American side of Mega Man? They seemed to be the only ones that cared when Smash 4 happened.

Being the one in charge of giving tags must be fun.

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They're probably user generated like Steam store tags.

I think random people can tag as they will.

MAKE IT STOP

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It's a pretty decent game all things considered.

where's amy?

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>turned into a skellington
>turned into shit and shit out into a pile of shit
i thought hard vore was being eaten in a more realistic sense with blood and gore and stuff, instead of being swallowed whole and alive

(You) cannot escape

I don't get people who defend it. It's not good.

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Huh. I guess that's true. Glad I'll never see any of those things in my natural life.
You do you buddy.

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Fuck it’s actuly growing on me
Still not gonna pay for it but I’ll watch the torrent and laugh at it

What the fuck is the source even?

>wanting Crash and Spyro to end up like Sonic
That'd be the darkest fucking timeline and you know it

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>Clearly most people love the original design because it sells the most merch
Source? I would assume modern would sell the most considering how many marketable characters it has.

I like the concept personally.
>the world is a post apoc wasteland
>you're just some neet sitting at his ancient computer
>every AI in paraphore started gaining conscience and evolving more and more degenerate without any human input for fuck knows how long

Shoes are gonna explode

>literally every tag of the source is on screen
>still wants to be spoonfed
get gone and stay gone faggot.

So why did furry mascots fail? Literally all of them at this point are either dead or get shit like what Sonic gets. Why did people have to make the worse shit with them whereas human mascots get all the bias?

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gaga

and then more threads will appear hours later

Mascots in general aren't doing well. Where's Bomberman? Pacman? Rayman? Even Master Chief isn't too relevant anymore. And does Sony even have a mascot?
Mario is all that's left, and Nintendo doesn't dare touch him. Mario games have been the same for decades

>And does Sony even have a mascot?
Crash was considered the unoffical mascot of Sony back in the day but Sony never cared about him enough.

But I guess you're right, I guess everything is just going to shit regardless because humanity is teetering on life and death right now.

>So why did furry mascots fail?
because 95% of them were invented to grab some of that sonic cash, crashed and burned because they were shit and were buried for good when games "matured" in mid to late 90's and colorful platformers were no longer system sellers

Crash and Spyro arent doing too bad right now, all things considered, and odds are good Rayman has atleast SOMETHING coming next E3, I hope

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kek

he's coming for ya

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Because a lot of those mascots are forced mascots which are almost always awful. When you make a game with a mascot in mind, you are trying to make the game popular rather than just make an good game. The result is invariable focus tested lukewarm garbage.

Sonic was a fluke because SEGA was really smart about it. Crash is the second most successful (not saying much) because he wasn't really intended to be a console mascot and Naughty Dog was trying to make a good game. Shit even Crash ended up in some real stinkers once ND dropped him.

>when games "matured" in mid to late 90's and colorful platformers were no longer system sellers
So why is Bing Bing Wahoo still relevant? If gamers want edgy shit, why is Nintendo the most liked company in the world? And I'm not a Nintendie saying this.

They were hot shit when platformers, especially 2D were. Apart from maybe Mario, are there really any that could be considered flagship titles at this point?

>When you make a game with a mascot in mind, you are trying to make the game popular rather than just make an good game.
I mean you can't just sell something without an image, that's impossible. Anything could have been Sonic or Rayman, etc, but what makes them a franchise is a familiar face to come back to. Why the fuck would anyone play Pokemon when there are countless better RPGs out there? People come for the Pokemon, that's the casual audience for ya.

Honestly I couldn't say, it could just be Capcom figuring out the western market in general. MonHun coming back to consoles, DD tackling the D&D-RPG genre, ResiEvil going back to its horror roots and now DMC finally coming back all show a lot of recovery from SFV's blunder, MegaMan 11 being the nice cherry on top.

No matter how greedy or JUSTed ActiBlizz (or the rest of Sony and M$) may get, they aren't quite as stupid as SEGA. I'll take that back if they show absolutely nothing learned from the remakes by next year, but so far they're on the right track.

>cheese grater
>1
Honestly I'm curious

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>grotesque death

This got a separate tag from snuff, skullfucks, cheese grater and wound penetration. This is something even worse.

And there are two hundred and thirty-one of those.

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How is that unironic?

Flagship platformers that aren't dead? Mega Man and Rayman are the only ones that has still gotten something new in their series, even if it takes years each game. Crash and Spyro are in remake hell, Sonic has fans that make Mania, but gets shit like this movie, Boom and the "main" Sonic devs making shit like Forces. Otherwise, not something longterm is there other than Shantae maybe? Newcomers like Hat Kid is all you really got. Yooka Laylee is fucking dead, and so is anything trying to be Banjo or Conker.

>hyper anus

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>Sony never cared about him enough
It's not that Sony didn't care enough, it's that Crash was owned by Universal, so Sony couldn't use him as an official mascot even if they wanted to.

They know what they fucking did and they deserve it.

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Honestly, just make the eyes bigger and it would be fine. I think?

God I wish I was in the timeline SEGA of America took full control over Sonic instead of getting cucked by SoJ because muh glorious Nippon. FUCK this gay Earth.

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is this going to be the live action Mario Brothers of our time???

JUST

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There are plenty of series that are alive in some form or another, but platformers aren't really the kind of games that sell consoles these days. That role has probably been replaced by FPS'.

Oh right, I remember that shitstorm.

I wonder how this will be compared to the new Mario movie in the long run

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This adaptation has nothing to do with the fanbase; Hollywood just loves butchering adaptations. Super Mario Bros, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Monster Hunter, now Sonic. It would be the same even if Sonic's fanbase was exclusively highbrow asexual non-furries, because the studios don't care about them, they just want a recognizable IP to run through focus group filters.

I fucking hope so. A shitty, horrible adaption that's still funny as fuck to watch just because it's so absurd and inaccurate.

What if sonic looked like that?

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>I wish I was in the timeline SEGA of America took full control over Sonic
What's funny is this might actually become a reality in the next few years. There are rumors that Sega of Japan have already decided to put less priority on the Sonic franchise on their side and instead let Sega of America's "Sonic Pillar" handle the franchise instead.

Someone post the version where unleashed is cut in half

Sometimes i forget why i keep comming to this shithole until i find gold like this.

Someone put a Reddit and twitter on the cow and rooster and a Yea Forums on the smug pig

Do you think God stays in heaven because he fears what he created?

GODS WRATH IS UPON US

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can't imagine something that never happened

I just tried, but it just looks worse. I actually realize you can't just upscale the eyes, you gotta shrink down the pupils too. The bigger the pupils, the more it looks like DP Jigglypuff.

And the mouth is always bad because of the chin like effect going on with it.

>this thread
How can something be so disgusting and yet so beautiful

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>eating shit

That's it. Tonight we bathe in anthro porn.
multporn.net/comics/milf_salvage

Honestly I will never understand the point of it. You draw a human body, but then you put a mask or the head of an animal on it, I mean what's the point?

The Sonic movie has a chance to be more entertaining in its complete and utter awfulness, whereas the Mario movie will be definitely be better made, but may also be more boring and safe as a result.

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Digestion is its own tag. Hard vore is actually worse. Hard Vore is chewing.

Sonic scares me. Why did they make sonic so scary looking? hold me

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The main point is for the animal additions to make them look 'cuter' than normal

Which almost never happens because for some reason furries have to be really fucking accurate with the skull shape of the animals.

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>Smacks one of the smaller cows aside
It was better off turned into beef

The overall implied mentality, taboo and "texture" of said anthros if I had to guess. It's still fundamentally human-attraction but now flavored differently, as opposed to straight-up fucking bestiality with physically/mentally-uninteresting animals.

It's eactly like anime porn or porn of characters that doesn't have an adult body, take the image of something else you wanna sexualize, and there, fappable version of unfappable design

I could tell this was something in China before seeing the file name. Figures.

You really have to ask?
youtube.com/watch?v=MmkP_ZK7yTM

A handful of 14 yos self contained on deviantart and porn artists definitely don’t warrent the combination of 06, Boom, Forces, and this movie.

>so liked he becomes "classic Sonic" even when there was never any need for a distinction, had to retcon their own story to put him in forces, uses him as an excuse to make more cool remixes
Sonic Team knows they fucked up.

OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US THE HUMANITY

only when Rouge is in it

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This is why Solo is the best tag, less chance of getting near this crap.

I

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How much of a sperglord do you have to be to think that they wouldn’t make Sonic realistic for a live action movie.

What the fuck do people want? Shit like that fan movie where its a straight up uncanny valley abomination that human characters are talking to?

Its almost as bad as the people who think Detective Pikachu should just be the 3DS models in a movie.

That being said, they tried a little too hard to make him real, with shit like the gloves being white hands and nike shoes. There’s a balance (see Pikachu in detective Pikachu being adorable and realistic)

Classic Sonic has much more merchandise available compared to that which uses the modern design (especially ever since Mania/Mania Adventures released). The only reason that would be the case is if the former sells better than the latter.

Fears? No. Creeped out by? Probably.

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>What the fuck do people want? Shit like that fan movie where its a straight up uncanny valley abomination that human characters are talking to?
Nobody wanted a live action Sonic movie, obviously.

>live action

>What the fuck do people want?

You ever seen who framed Roger Rabbit?

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The problem was how lowbrow Modern Sonic started since Adventure. It had to go full shonen autism because Japanese, but they basically lose self awareness when ShTH happened. If they just kept their hards on their shoulders to know what's going too far with Sonic, Modern wouldn't be so autismpilled it is today. Reminder this movie is MODERN Sonic. At worse this puts the Modern fans on suicide watch, while classic era gets tornished because there isn't enough content of that era to make him stand out as much anymore. Modern has been nearly twice as long a thing, with 4x more content. If it was the other way around, this movie wouldn't be making Sonic such a massive joke right now. At worse, they just hate the movie but disconnect it from the rest of the series, like DBZ fags did with Dragon Ball Evolutions.

Is that real? Was there real Sega licensed merch with "Tokyo Ghetto Pussy" on the cover?

everything has to be 3D now user, nobody in the west respects 2D anymore, it sucks

Whitekitten is based.

dont be a pussy bitch

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People wanted a balance
It doesn't have much to do with Modern though, only the green eyes really. Even Roger Craig Smith wasn't brought in for this despite voicing Sonic in both Wreck it Ralph movies

Because it's fun.

>teams are now comprised primarily of Sonic fans and vets
>learns from Mania how the physics, aesthetics, music and marketing works
>lax handle on how Sonic is portrayed
>western/comic characters now allowed

Assuming we don't get another Boom scenario I'd welcome it. This is probably the one time I'd ever say the West would do it better than the Japs.

Creepy + Bad =/= Realistic
They literally would have been better off getting a real hedgehog actor, paint them blue, and give them shoes and gloves.
Watching a real hedgehog interact with the world like he’s Sonic would actually be so Kino.

This argument is fucking dumb. Roger Rabbit worked because it was about literal toons crossing over from their world into ours. Sonic has had human people in the games, hes not implied to be an in universe cartoon, but an animal humanoid.

That's because this movie is using celebrities. That's different to a cameo with like one line the main voice actor can spit out.

I don't even think Eggman had his VA in the first Wreak it Ralph movie.

sonic was always destined to be cringe, especially after sonic adventure 2

Everyone in sonic team is going to hell

>DB evolution of Sonic
I hope it gets that kind of reputation.

>le epic polfag xD

>at least we know the age range in this shit ass board
>Look at the comment section on Youtube
>Yea Forums=youtube comments

>2011
>that new Winnie the Pooh movie doesn't really look like it would appeal to me, and I didn't like PatF. I'll just wait for their next 2D movie.
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Sadly this. What makes it double standard is that Sonic's one and only time in game to have humans fit with his style was in Unleashed, which critics bashed, and since that's what companies only care about, got scrapped from the series for good. Sonic from SA1 to Sonic 06, has had realistic-i-fied humans.

Yeah. You ever see the Progressive commercials? Those only worked because of how silly they were.

If you tried making a 2 hour movie marketable to normies with a vidya Sonic having interactions with real-life humans it'd be even more of a cringefest. You know, like the Smurfs films. Even the Chipmunks knew to avoid that route.

>>Yea Forums=youtube comments
>implying
Do you not see the countless threads taking about some e-celeb every day?

I guess you have a point there. Hopefully people do just forget this happened or it ends up like Boom where it only gets brought up in passing.

>hyper anus
>hyperscat

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every game in that picture is shit

>Yea Forums posting about Ecelebs=being the majority of youtube comments for the sonic movie