DMC IS BACK

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This is Barry. Say something nice about him!

*ahem*
FUCK BARRY AND FUCK SHITPOSTERS

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PC PRELOAD IN 11 MINUTES LADS!

Why is the PS4 score so low though?

I LOVE GAMING JOURNALISTS THEY WERE /OURGUYS/ ALL ALONG!

YOU WILL NOT FORGET THIS BOOMER'S POWER

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go to sleep

This thread reeks of discord

THIS IS THE POWER OF MONSTER

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> ps4 84
> xbox 88
> pc 90

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Wouldn't it be in 71 minutes since that's when Steam usually updates?

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OH NO NO NO NO, DELETE THIS.
THINK OF POOR BARRY

SAY IT WITH ME LADS

DEVIL MAY CRY IS BACK

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Dabbin on Barry

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>I praise gaming journalists only when they give game i love good scores
Why are you like that?

Serious question: did they ruin dante or did they keep him a chad celibate?

Not as many reviews

9 am pacifict time is the time they said the preload would be up.

>fanservice
>big minus

SEXY LADIES - BAD

DYKES, TRANNIES AND HOMOSEXUALS - POWERFUL

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ALL OF THESE VOICES GOING THROUGH MY HEA-AD

>They typed "DmC" so many times in defense of that game it messed with their spellcheck

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Capcom guy said it's gonna be up at 9:00 AM Pacific time.

Fucking based

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At least once a fucking moon game journos don't make me want to punch someone in a face

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Has less reviews, the xbox version is the one with most and is at 88

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So in 7 minutes, right?
WESKER!

PSA: There are rumors that the next SF game will be on the RE Engine, and Capcom IS EAGER in using ALL of Street Fighter 2 Artwork, Including Animated Movie AND VICTORY for the character models and faces Facescanning using the original artwork.
And it will be a Reboot of the Franchise

CAPCOM IS BACK!

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>Barry tried pitting KH against DMC
>they end up bonding and shitting on FFXV
>Now he's trying to bond with DMC
This fucking guy

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All the women look like trannies in dmc5,you dumb nigger.

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>judgement cut end this much faster on hard

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>the startup application finally downloaded on ps4
This last day & a half is going to fucking DRAG by. Holy shit

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There was a post-credits screenshot floating around with Nero and Vergil sitting together. What happened to that? Is there more to the ending?

still a chad celibate, tho the game implies he and Trish are in a nebulous kind of relationship so there's indeed a freudian thing going on
also, the theory of Nero being interested in Lady or Nico is bullshit, he's still into Kyrie and she's alive

source?

whats with this review?

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>DMC5 is a wild mess of demonic magic, blood, brooding twinks, butt rock music, kung-fu homage, and joyous gameplay. By the end of it, I had killed literally thousands of demons and watched struggles of Biblical proportions. The experience itself is a blur, but I know two things for certain.
>The first is that while there’s nary a drop of romance in the game, every one of Devil May Cry 5’s sexy trash protagonists has absolutely fucked

I'm sorry, what?

>Vergil literally splits into a Nobody and Heartless
It's fucking pottery is what it is.

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>tfw less puzzles is a plus for me
I never cared for the Resident Evil stuff much in the originals.

is it even possible to escape the AOE instead of dodging if you are right next to him without resorting to tricks like reverse stinger

>mfw Cerberus
just how EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE is he then?

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where's this from

Sure.

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> tfw no dice room

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Yes, it's especially important while replaying, this is just Itsuno doing what the fans wanted. It's not really a minus but some people do love them puzzles.

royalguard it maybe?

>below 95
That's a blunder if I've ever seen one

Does anyone have footage of King Cerberus? Does Dante mention the original Cerberus at all?

Nichegamer.

i am still hoping for a benimaru edit

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>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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AAAAAAA FUCK IF MAD QUALIA ISN'T IN THE GAME

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It's been a pleasure shitposting with you dmc lads the past months. I had to leave because of spoilers, but we will rejoice soon

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>game arrives tomorrow
Nice

>DmC's combat is better because:
>you can quickly switch between weapons (as if this is new)
>it's easier

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Anyone who bought the game on voidu receive their key yet?

I've been thinking about this ever since the fight leaked, but holy shit, Vergil looks like he is going to be an absolute slog to fight as V in the bloody palace.
Like, what do you even do to stop Shadow and Griffon from being instakilled by this?

thank fucking god

i know, i'm asking whether it is possible for scrubs to get away at all, without royal guard or iframes

>Expecting better from journos
It would have gotten a 95 if Dante kissed his gay lover at the end

>revive mechanic is there for babytime players or games journalists

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>"Lady"

Ok, we saw Nero's secret ending

What about Dante's secret ending?

One day everyone. One day until release. It's finally here

Tell me, how's the journey?

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Help me fill it out. Also does anyone have the PNG version of it? Mine is heavily compressed.

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You save DT meter for the insta revive when you call Nightmare?

Based

BASED AS FUCK

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WE'RE FALLING TOGETHER

>But Dante and Nero aren’t the only ones here. Lady and Trish return, and watching these two women, who have been typically portrayed as just as capable and powerful as the men of these games, relegated to damsels in distress with zero agency of their own or chances to shine is more than disappointing, it feels disrespectful. This is especially apparent when, around the midpoint of the game, DMC5 sexualizes both characters in consensually problematic ways.

>While she’s not treated the same degrading way, newcomer Nico doesn’t fair much better. Somehow, Nero’s craftswoman partner is one of the primary perpetrators of some of DMC5’s worst tendencies. This includes the objectification of Lady in one instance, and near the end, undermines an entire thesis of Nero’s character to double down on some old fashion toxic masculinity. While Nico is framed as the comic relief, none of her lines and interactions come off clever enough to make her anything less than grating.

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It's been such a long road
But we are finally there

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>still haven't had my key sent to me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I feel like I’ve waited longer in this pst week than in the past 8 months. I’m salivating just thinking about this game.
PREDOWNLOADS ARE UP

>A GUITAR THAT SHOOTS BATS IS LAME
I bet this fag thinks the Faust Hat is lame too
I thought this wasn't supposed to come out until the end of this month?

It was the only game I gave a fuck about for too long. Thankfully this year (and even this month) is amazing but damn if DMC5 wasn't incredibly important for me. Still mad about no turbo at lauch but I'm glad they fucking did it

AMD code? those don't go out until launch day

I'm happy for you DMCbros.
I just bought DMC3 because apparently it's the best

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Okay LISTEN UP DMC FAGS, I'm god damn happy for you, game looks like a worthy new entry. So now and I swear to god you better have our backs for DD2

that shitter who played it earlier, dunno if vid is still up
He mentions meeting another cerberus before

>mysterious V (Vergil)
IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US ALL ALONG

WE'RE FALLING TOGETHEEEEEER
IN THIS DISSOLVING CITY'S CRYYYYYYYYYYY

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fpbp indeed

>I bet this fag thinks the Faust Hat is lame too
HE DOES

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On PC or just PS4?

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY


Press F to pay respects to all the anons that didn't make it

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Here's what I've gotten. Also too many God of War spaces 4/10 bingo card

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Should have bought the HD collection.

Let's hope Capcom keeps the revival train going.
I'm hoping for Viewtiful Joe 3 or Okami 2, but I'll lend you my energy, DDbro.

Nah, Fanatical, £44 for the Deluxe Edition was a deal I couldn't resist. Just want my key now to get it pre-loaded and get it installed while I'm asleep and in work.

Man, fuck this guy

If DMC5 sells well then Itsuno will have the entirety of Capcom suits behind him for DD2. Stay strong, stay patient.

For no dodge button variety.com/2019/gaming/reviews/video-game-review-devil-may-cry-5-1203155843/

> Most notably, it seems sinful in a post “Dark Souls” world to make a precision action game without a dedicated dodge button

you were cringey at first but I admire your dedication

What a fag.

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>Most notably, it seems sinful in a post “Dark Souls” world to make a precision action game without a dedicated dodge button.
Hilarious. Fuckin' Variety.

>I just bought DMC3 because apparently it's the best
It's as great as they come

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I can't trust all of my heart to capcom yet. Just give us back the fighting game division.

>Bloody Palace DLC is coming
What the fuck? They are just selling an unfinished game. Bloody Palace is always unlocked by completing it on Devil Hunter/Normal mode or did dis jurno play on easy?

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I wonder when my key will get sent to me

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NO FUN ALLOWED IN MY GAMES

>thread theme
more like
youtube.com/watch?v=zxrXgtSL2Rk

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Don't just limit this to DD2, we fuckin' in there for Power stone 3, Rival Schools 3, and even that gardening simulator Itsuno talked about a while back.
DMC and Hideaki Itsuno are back!

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Use this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=MbtdWAOMirE

images?

I thought DMC games had a dodge button, at least 3 does

It comes out a month later and it's free calm down

Ultra based

Based. Have fun buddy (and don't give up no matter how hard it looks at first)

What a fag

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So now that DmC2 sucks Capcom can put all their focus into a good Dino Crisis game.

V in general seems like he needs alot of QOL tweaks to his gameplay like his warp strikes & a reliable way to call back his summons to him

vergil already looks sick as hell on hard i cant wait to fight him on dmd

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I fucking hate California and I fucking hate these California journalists.

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it's coming as a free update in april

DMC got good scores too remember.
Red Dead 2 is one of the highest rated games of all time.

stay classy Yea Forums

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>Bloody Palace is always unlocked by completing it on Devil Hunter/Normal mode
DMC3 didn't come with Bloody Palace until Special Edition

It's coming next month, someone say it's because bloody palace having co-op.

Fucking course i will. I'm even going DD after i spent hours with DMC5. Be patient my dude.

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>this is ridiculous even by DMC's standards
It's no wackier than the cutscene after Neven or Dante and Agnus. By all means you can be a joyless faggot who dislikes that kinda stuff but that's just lying about it.

English intro music is way better than Bubble. Don't @ me.

If you bought the standalone version of DMC3 on steam, refund it and buy the HD collection instead. The standalone version was a really bad port with lots of problems.

holy fuck he's literally made to be played, he has the same gravity-thing in the air like in DMC4 when he does Judgment Cuts

>Your standard DMCuck

>Game comes out in 36 hours
>Still no preload

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I hope 3-dog and Vergil beat my ass and unlock easy mode just to remind me of the good old days of DMC3.

Honestly, 85 is really on point. Reviewers are pointing out there’s no post-game content (didn’t Itsuno say there was meaningful post-game stuff in this one?), no bloody at launch, no turbo mode, no fun modes like Must Style, some bosses are literally only playable by some characters etc. Plus, we have the formulaic 20 missions structure that leads to a 10-12 hour first playthrough, the story which is whatever (as we saw in the leaked footage) and it really makes DMC5 a safe entry point, nothing more and nothing less.

BROS DO WE HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU BEAT PROLOUGE URIZEN YET?!

Nero has a wife
Vergil is a dad
Lady mentions Dante used to be a slut, essentially
V is Vergil
Trish jokes about bringing a boy home (read: the apartment she technically squats in above the office) to piss off Dante
Lady and Nico flirt so people are hoping they fucked off camera

Free update next month

He gave a 6.

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>joyless faggot

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>he doesn't belong in the first month club

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>Judgement Slash not only has an insane reach but also takes 3/4 of your lifebar

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>preload supposed to be a few minutes ago
>still nothing
So much for "we consider PC an important plataform"

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> there is only 2 difficulty settings

i'm scared

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>PChads have the highest score

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I became a DDfag in the period of time between DMC4 and now. I would fucking love it if they gave Itsuno the chance to make a properly finished DD2.

OK so this means there are less SJWs review bombing the game on PC? Based

>Vergil would deflect Dante's bullets by gyrating Yamato
>Now he just swats the bullets away
I'm loving this

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Oh you can bet if DMC5 sells well, Itsuno will slams his big balls on his boss's table and demands DD2 in production.

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DmC cucks aren't PC gamers.

seeing all this reviewers praise V's gameplay is weird when you know that you only have to play as him in 4 missions out of 20

Oh yeah, because Crapcom started to shop this game in peaces since 2006 with this "Special Edition" bullshit.

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>Being this retarded

What is exactly """outdated""" to these people, what's even considered dated in the first place?

>being proud of preordering a game especially after DMC

>literally just reusing Monster Hunter World areas

Wow Capcom.

Nah user
>youtube.com/watch?v=GZUN89RaP60

Harsh score, but the conclusion is pretty much what any sensible person thinks DMC5 is, judging by all footage.

THE DODGE BUTTON IS JUMP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>36 hours
28 for me

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DMCFag here that absolutely adored DD here, I can't wait for a sequel
Hopefully with a good framerate on console because I need to upgrade my PC so my Xbone X is my current main system

>85
OH NO NO NO

Nigger calm down, bloody palace comes out next month.

>Lady and Nico flirt so people are hoping they fucked off camera

too bad

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You have to target the enemy and press the jump button while moving the control stick to dodge, unless you also want to count Trickster style's dash as a dodge.

You fucking bet I will

>he didn't mail the money to Matt directly.

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Capcom you have RUINED my desire to play Devil May Cry 5
I am a big fan, 10 years of waiting and another 9 months since the announcement. I pre-ordered the game The game was finished in November it could have been released in December or even in January but NO, capcom chose March 8 for the release. I did everything to avoid the spoilers. But by force I
been several times widely spoiled! But yesterday I was spoiled the devil trigger of nero (instagram picture of it) . And that's enough! Capcom I hate you for choosing a release date so far! It's not the fault of the community it's YOUR fault! you have RUINED my desire to play devil may cry 5.

Its only the rain.

Where do we go from here?

>Vergil: Prepare...
>Nico: BALLER!
These fucking announcers lmao.

it doesn't use the souls control scheme, for one

>mfw majin DT judgement cut end covers the entire arena in DMD

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what the fuck

Can a drawfag please make an image of Sora and Dante together watching the sunshine?

Waiting for KH3 and DMC5 was hell, but now its finally happening

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i saw this post in the steam forums
Nice bait have a (you)

lol

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playing an sjw series yikes just like resident evil

>revive mechanic is there for babytime players or games journalists

Sauce please

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>he doesn't belong in the first day club

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Seriously, Barry needs to seek professional help. And if you're reading this Barry, FFXV won't get magically better because you shit on other games. Let it go.

>Metacritic
>GOOD SCORE MEAN GOOD GAME
>BAD SCORE MEAN BAD REVIEWER
unga bunga

reviewers loved DmC too, you know

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(((epstein)))

>majin DT judgement cut end accidentally cuts the tree
>now you fight vergil on a falling platform like the prologue section in bayonetta

youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao

I loved KH3, and now it looks like DMC5 is gonna be great too. I'm glad you're finally getting whatcha waited for too, user

So apparently you can put Faust on Cavaliere's head. Fuck me I can't wait to see Cowboy Vergil.

>a review with actual self-awareness
Love it.

No one really cares, it'll just fend off the shitposters

Journo, are you okay?
So journo, are you okay?
Are you okay, journo?

We've already seen the full game, I can't imagine anyone is genuinely taking reviews to indicate the game's quality. They're just shitpost fodder either way, more so than usual.

oy vey i'll have you know i've reported your post to the ACLU for racism, stupid goyim cattle

Anyone else think it's weird that the fold down the middle of the buttocks is a "sexual thing"? Like it's closed and is simply a semetrical partition of muscles, but it has to be censored.

Cute! DLC of Dante and Lady's daughter teaming up with her cousin Nero to dab all over Vergil in Hell!

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Oh shit, i went to sleep after the streamer gave up killing rologue urizen.

Now he did it and i cant rewind more than 2 hours

What happened?

is it, though? seems like it has some pretty healthy heterosexuality, i can give racemixing a pass considering just not having a deviantart-tier faggot character or feminist mary sue in a game in tantamount to rebirthing hitler, in today's game dev culture.

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He has the same exact animations from his DMC4SE movelist. Kinda lazy considering the rest of DMC5 got the in-between animations, he looks real janky here compared to Dante.

playing a sjw game yikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikes yikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikesyikes

She was waving at Nero.

He killed him and then credits just rolled with everyone lived happy

The duality. Between that guy and the dudes posting pics here last night is astounding

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>hating on Michael Jackson

Top faggot.

No daughter, maybe a son perphaps.

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We've? i dont like my games spoiled, i haven't seen shit

Yeah but for me good reviews mean that DMC is not only back, but here to stay

yeah he's already on disc as a playable character

Are 5 year olds bad at video games?

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Is that red bar the Majin meter?

A 9 out of 10. Exactly as I predicted.

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the games porn consists of fujo art and thats it you dont see who vergil fucks or nothing like that it has a big female following

>453486479
>the absolute state of shitposters

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It is actually a genetic expression that has been sexually selected by asian men, over the centuries, Asian female Neotony (looking younger until full maturity) is also one of those selected traits, too. I can't say pussygap has ever really been a fetish-tier attraction for me, as a white guy.

yup, its called sin DT
you syphon your DT bar to fill it up

Yes
You hold L1 to fill it with your DT bar, so it's sorta like a cooler DTE

>that guy who sings the time has come
is just fit so well with the music

>DMC5 is sjw game

>Two naked females

>All white male playable cast

Not in a million years.

Fuck

With this awesome success, here's hoping for:
Dante in Smash
More DMC cameos in other Capcom games
Power Stone 3
Dragon's Dogma 2
Rival Schools 3

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>New "Inside Gaming"
Who even watches it after the old ones quit?

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Btw can you imagine all the potential collabs we could have in a new perfectly running DD2?
that sweet DMC collab with some costumes, weapons and some Nico skin for your pawn

i think i can just rest now. zero fucks on leaks. zero fucks on how high or low the score's gonna get. zero fucks on hyping, defending, or discussing the game. i can just rest, get to tomorrow, playthrough normal to get to DMD, and look forwards to that. heck, even Vergil doesn't look that bad since we're in an open circular ring, so i think i'm not gonna any PTSD or ruin my controller from it. i got mostly what i asked for.playable vergil can wait

They are just playing it safe to avoid higher age ratings

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>reviewers liked it
Must be shit then.

>YOU FUCKING DEADBEAD, YOU OWE ME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, I'M CASHING IN TODAY 27 YEARS TODAY DAD
>Yeah uncle Vergil, you're a bad man!
>Visibly shaken and confused Vergil.bmp

Literally would suck off Capcom to get this DLC.

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Post the one paired with Dante.

>Dante in Smash
no
i dont want the smashfags and nintentoddlers anywhere near me

>Dante in smash
please god yes i need it

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i got you covered senpai

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its very sjw well its fanbase it

>Dante in Smash
No

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costumes confirmed

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Gaming Journalist jokes aside, dude seems like a no fun dick anyway; I can't imagine how else you'd give DMCV a 6 of all things.

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>those mixed shitters
Do games sell well even if they have a low score?

any footage of the sin DT moveset?

!

>Lady won the dantebowl
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY CELEBRATING?

>promise that it'll exceed everyone's expectations
It actually does

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>Vergil is back
>DMC is back to its glory again
Hah, Crapcom should've done this since a fucking decade ago.

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probably just V's EX color

>Wanting DMC anywhere near the autistic shitfest that is Smash Bros

Please no they already ruined people's perception of Bayonetta

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I believe those are only the ex-colors if you haven't gotten the preorder bonus early unlock DLCs.

WHERE IS SUBHUMAN

By this logic, you'd be considering sonic a flamethrower-worthy furry yiff fiend, canonically. Perhaps you're just some butthurt american lesbian attempting to troll high-iq males and failing horribly

DD was my first Itsuno game, you bet your ass I'll be there with you.

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What third world shit hole are you posting from?

And soon, Wesker will be back in full glory in the RE games. Capcom realizes that these guys print money

Kinda hard when this fucko was in charge

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>Vergil can launch 3 consecutive normal Judgement Cuts again, just like in DMC 3

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>wait until 1 AM to play game for a few hours the second it unlocks on Steam
>go to bed at a reasonable time and spend all of Friday playing the game
I can't decide

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holfy fuck this looks insaneeee

?

>GAME GETTING DATAMINED
>FINDING ASSETS FOR A VERGIL STORY DLC
>MAYBE COOP DLC WITH THEY GETTING OUT OF HELL

NIGGERS??????????????

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Second.

>still no cavaliere theme

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She didn't though. In fact she flirts with both Nero and Nico, and calls Dante a manwhore.

Trish mentions bringing men up to her apartment just to piss off Dante too.

Brother I think you got the wrong image.

vocaroo.com/i/s1EcKacMHzqk

youtube.com/watch?v=lAR6YJvSQNo

?

>sleeping at all

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who here /obsessively/ refreshing to see if Nero's Final Boss Devil Trigger mix has been uploaded? The one with vocals.

youtube.com/results?search_query=devil may cry devil trigger&sp=EgQIAhAB

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>not doing both

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how the FUCK are you guys playing it today

Hear me out
>go to sleep
>enjoy a refreshing night of sleep
>wake up
>grab yourselfd a good ol tasty breakfast
>and go to fucking town

Thanks fampai.

>Please no they already ruined people's perception of Bayonetta
That was pure salt in a shitty game full of jank called Smash 4

>racemixing
What are you talking about?

>wait until 1 AM to play game for a few hours the second it unlocks on Steam
Steam unlocks games at noon. user
You'l play on Friday afternoon.

nichegamer.com/reviews/devil-may-cry-5-review/

thanks but
>those volume changes
devil triggered

91!

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what source

You welcome, bro!

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QUICK POST YOUR MOST KINO STYLE VIDEO IN HONOUR OF THOSE WHO DIDNT MAKE IT

youtube.com/watch?v=82a2vbWbfr4
youtube.com/watch?v=82a2vbWbfr4

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I'm watching the video reviews and I'm suddenly worried about the game's low FOV.
Is it just me? The FOV looks low especially during exploration.

SO ZETTA BASED

DD2 is pretty much happening after DMC5
But where the fuck is Deep Down?

>DmC fag not even pretending that DmC's target audience is literal children

>Jew
>subverting things
Wow, imagine my shock.

I was hugely disappointed with KH3 but AC7 and RE2 hit the spot for me. I have high hopes for DMC5 but am avoiding the hype machine.

dmc cucks trying to defend the how sjw the game is yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=3T_RdUPNg6k

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i thought we were gonna have midnight release

>PC: 91
>PS4: 86
>XBOX One: 88

AND IT'S GOING UP

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ITSUNO DID IT

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>Thread is up
>No memes about Dancing Dante
>NO FUCKING WEBM EVEN


THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGAS DOING?!

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Proof or get out.

I'm pretty sure that's the base, 0-combo theme. Probably best for hype's sake that it's like that.

That isn't fair, all my CAbros love the cheesy shit and are excited for the hat.

huh

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I'd like to know if you have any sauce to back that up. On another topic, why did people think that Dante and Vergil being in hell "writes" them out of the story? It really doesn't even make sense for them to be "Trapped". A single shard of Yamato can open a portal to let them back through. I'm assuming they just let Nero keep on thinking they were cut off from the human world, so they could spar, and woop demon ass in peace.

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Deep down was a tech demo for a now scrapped engine. It's dead.

Cutscene with sound where?

they fixed this score

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>Light Rail Avenger didn't make it
F.

I'm impressed, most of the popular sites gave the game a good score, while there's still some shit arguments, it's fine, even IGN's review is good.

>stay up tonight playing DMC3/4
>sleep tomorrow afternoon
>wake up fresh as a daisy in time to order a pizza right before the game comes out at 12AM

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I'm going to go Friday. Any other game I'm excited to play I'd just go for it without sleep, but I want to be bright-eyed and bushytailed so I can hit MAX-Acts and generally not suck.

Dante x Lady will never happen.

WHAT A FUCKING CHAD.

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It's been quietly cancelled
The word of mouth is that initial trailer was pre-rendered, and they couldn't get it to run at more than 2-3 fps.

Hell no, son. Lady's a work of art and Trish looks great. Nico is cute as fuck too.

>dynamic music means all fresh audio files ripped straight from the game are messy bits and pieces

Aaaaaaaaaah, I just wanna listen to the OST proper already

I was thinking the same thing user but then I watched the video
Adam betrayed us

>release it

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It could be a setup for a DLC or upcoming mode where they go all DOOM in hell, co-op, or barring that, for the next game.

>Dante doing falsetto

Here you go bro
youtube.com/watch?v=nyNKWybrlIo

do i need to brush up on my DMC lore or can i go knowing only the most important stuff?

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So I haven't been keeping up with spoilers and shit. So Vergil is confirmed in the game? And he's a good guy now? And he's all laid back and shit like Dante?

Nice.

>Can't say the game is shit in anyway possible
>call it sjw

MORE DESPAIRR

>100 from Telegraph

First 10/10 is from a woman.... or a tranny. Who knows, these days.

DMC IS B A C K

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>that judgement cut at the end

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youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

>youtube.com/watch?v=82a2vbWbfr4
>1:07

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holy fuck the live action cutscenes are going to be incredible

Also Dante was already left in hell back in 2.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Really old one but it's the only one I have left
my.mixtape.moe/pvbehp.mp4

Based

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bought the game, but might never play it
whatever it takes to get Dragon's Dogma 2

>talking to a friend who's also excited about DMC5 about vidya and MJ last night
>he said he was most excited for the Faust Hat
>mfw wake up to this

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>So Vergil is confirmed in the game?
Ya
>And he's a good guy now?
Na
>And he's all laid back and shit like Dante?
Na

God, Capcom, just give me the fucking mocap of Reuben dancing MJ and I'm going to pay full fucking price.

I hate say this but arnt most fujos sjw??

>To make you FEEL LIKE NERO
Lma9oooooooaooo dont fucking kill me

What did he do this time?

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Even the PS4 score increased from 85 to 86.
PC is 91 now.
Xbox still 88.

I can proudly say that DMC is indeed back.

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Imagine being V living on a time limit and watch Dante waste 30 seconds doing this

Yeah lots of fanservice

So why do all these images other anons are posting have Vergil looking chill and happy? I thought he wasn't an edgelord anymore.

They going to hell is a perfect setup for a DLC and Vergil getting new weapons, maybe they can even revive V and stop those fucking faggots crying.

>Lady is a hoe
>Trish is a hoe
>Dante is a hoe
>Even Vergil is a hoe if you think of it
YES
YES
This is how it should be

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Just ordered the deluxe edition from gamebillet. Hopefully this preloads soon

Twitter snaps are basically just a Journo reading shitposts from Yea Forums and making a "review." I'm surprised there's no "OH NONONONONO" anywhere.

Fuck me that's beautiful.

>COOP DLC
Dope

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>Jim Sterling likes it

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>BARRY, ARE YOU OK?
>ARE YOU OK, BARRY?

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It unlocks 1 AM in CET since it unlocks at midnight GMT

> #1 Best PC Game of 2019
> #2 Best Xbox One Game of 2019
> #5 Best PS4 Game of 2019
MicroSoft won.

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I haven't seen it yet, that one thing i don't wanna be spoiled with. I wanna this to be pure game-KINO expirience

Is that the same guy that gave AC7 a low score?

>journo 'men' bitch about the game being offensive to women
>journo women take one look at male cast and give the game a perfect score

Different platforms?

can't wait

>literal "Are you ok barry?" dancing

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CAPCOM IS BACK BABY
CAPCOM IS BACK BABY!!!

>Nero's dad is Virgil
>Nero's uncle is Dante
>Nero's grandfather is Sparta
>Nero's grandmother is Eva
>Nero's mother is ??? (Probably someone hot)

Nero has god-tier genetics.

He is pretty chill but still autismo. Him and dante are having a friendly fight in the underworld.

Based
&
Redorbed

He chills out a little towards the end, at the very least the two are on good terms now.

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Duality of gender

>less puzzles is a bad thing
but those were always the worst part

I lost my shit when I saw this for the first time.

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fixed now

DMC5's plot is basically the Majin Vegeta arc without Buu

Having gameplay that plays like a game is outdated. These people want "immersive" garbage like the last of us.

Where did the fireworks come from?

I'm gonna die of laughter before the game comes out at this rate.

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God, I fucking love Virgil. Glad to see he's alive and in the game.

>Redorbed
My sides weren't ready

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>BARRY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY BARRY?

>revive mechanic is there for babytime players or games journalists
nice

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All you need to know is the basics, and who Vergil and Nero are.

Anyone got a link to the thread where DMChads apparently posted their muscles?

>it's his favourite of the series

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So that would make Vegeta the big baddie? So Vegeta in this game is who? V? Or Virgil?

IT'S GETTING BIGGER!

If you look at the background, the van is there while Nico is flashing the DMC sign while dante is busting moves. So I think Nico did it.

but Urizen's premise is basically the same as Turles with the tree of power

>tfw bought the mug and gonna enjoy a hot drink out of it Friday morning before leaping into the game
>will order a pizza from the local pizzeria for dinner

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I just beat and accidentally lost my dante save file for DMC3 today.
I just want to gush how fucking cool that ending was I was hard the entire time when you team up with Vergil and he becomes your doppelganger.
The interaction and fights between the twins were fucking kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=3v48_qg4OhY

>Nero's mother is ???
Do you remember the girl that looks at Vergil in his cutscene in DMC4SE that was obviously his future girlfriend?
There's a datamined model of her, but can't find it.

>Streamer unlocked be the extra ending scene and the bonus ending
>Still havent unlocked Vergil hanging out in the van menu background
What? How do you do it?

>gold orbs appear more
>red orbs are easy to accumluate
>hat weapon can get even more red orbs
whats even the point of microtransactions? Even if casuals suck there's no way they can even pay real money with the amount of second chances they're given.

Oh...it's getting bigger alright. In my pants.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD. GIVE US A MOONWALKING TAUNT OR A DLC ONE AT THAT. PLEASE ITSUNO

I wonder what's Itsuno's face right now?

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Is perturbed pedro review out yet?

ONE MORE TIME BROS
DMC
IS
BACK

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HOLY SHIT ALL MAKES SENSE!
>Capcom tested the waters for a Resident evil reboot with REMAKE
>Capcom its eager to Remake even Nemesis and OUTBREAK
>Capcom Starts Testing Online Multiplayer features with DMC5, Including Co-op
>COOP does well along with the New netcode
>OUTBREAK happens after R3MAKE and RE8

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She's just slightly tweaked model of Kyrie, iirc.

>and accidentally lost my dante save file for

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>dance is the 3 million orb taunt

and Megaman X9

I've never played a DMC game before because I just never got around to playing one. Would it be kosher to play this one first?

DMC IS BACK

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Motivated

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Wuttttttt not blacklisted by Capcom? He got a early copy.

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>whats even the point of microtransactions?
To appease the suits.

no

Any info about how it runs on a normal PS4?

> watch german review
> Conclusion: the Remake is better than 5

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He was upset a couple days ago about people posting leaked spoilers, so hopefully the good scores make him feel better.

twitter.com/gypsyOtoko/status/1103346248973611008

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Based

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Seriously man, Vergil had weapon specific taunts in 3SE already.

There is no point to them. Capcom demands them, Itsuno says sure, then goes behind their back to make it a completely useless feature because he fucking hates MTX, but he can't just tell Capcom higher ups no because he doesn't have that much influence.

Still, even then, some retard is going to spend 20 bucks at the start of the game for 1million orbs or something.

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Sure, just watch that "previously on DMC" video beforehand. But it is better if you play at least 3 first.

Damn. I'll keep it on the backburner then.

DEE EM SEE IZ BAK!

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DMC IS BACK!

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I'm here to right the wrongs of the past.

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Kinda?

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>Megaman X9
Inevitable at this point but yes please.

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>Kyrie is indeed Nero's sister
And that's the beauty of DMC

You would lose a lot of things.
This game is VERY fanservicy, and the whole story is basically a reference to previous games.
It will also make going back to 1 real hard

LP kino in the making.

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Fuck you

>played it more than fucking RE2make
Sick

As far as being gameplay accessable? Sure, you would be able to pick things up easily. Lore wise? HELL NO! This game has so much fanservice for those that have played the other games it's insane. At the very least watch a playthrough of 1, 3, 4 and read a summary of the 1 novel.

>Pat and Woolie VS DMC5
I'm down

He deserves it.
This has been a wonderful ride

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if people already played the pc version i guess turbo mode got deconfirmed?

negro why would you skip so many based vidya?
the others are based in their own way too, maybe not DMC2 but you get the point

>consensually problematic
???

Had a different take on it

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>Vergil likes dark haired girls
>Dante likes blondes
Vergil once again is the superior brother

>tfw DMC5 is a 93
CAPCOM'S BACK BABY CAPCOM'S BACK BABYYYYY

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DMC IS BACK AND HERE TO STAY

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>Monster Hunter World - Massive success
>Resident Evil 2 Remake - Massive success
>Devil May Cry V - Gunning to be a massive success
The future is looking bright lads. Dragon's Dogma 2 soon.

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Like father like son I see.

Try the demo.

Based. Thank you user.

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Fucking amazing.

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>and accidentally lost my dante save file for

Just as planned.

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Pretty good

Гoвнo eбyчee для дeтeй и дayнoв

Man, if Itsuno can fully realize his vision for DD2 as he did for DMC5, I’d be the happiest motherfucker alive. Even with its many flaws, that game has so much soul and BBI is the GOAT dungeon

Rip dango you made me fall in love with this franchise

Yep, Capcom is on a roll

I'm happy for Itsuno and team. They deserve this.

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First Itsuno needs to make a new Rival Schools, I've been waiting for this more than a new DMC

>the MegaBuster
Oh God. No wonder they put so much work into it.

>even that giant faggot jimquisition is saying it's a great game
What fucking world line have I stepped into, Kurisu?

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Imagine being hyped about soulless series like dmc

DEVIL MAY CRY'S A ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING BABY YEAH

A symbol to ward off the scourge known as the 'Barry'.

Since we had same unnecessary microtransactions in dmc4se, I'd assume suits were happy with money from them there and pushed same shit here

Уeбывaй, бpaт-cлaвянин

Doubt its soon but theres no doubt in my mind Itsuno is in front of capcoms big boss right now saying well I did DMC5 now DD2 its next and He's just looking into his eyes like "of course Itsuno" That documentary on him really showed how balls the the wall married to the idea of his action rpg is.

>not Based & Lightfilled

People are aware the OP photoshopped the image, right? PC doesn't have 31 review, it has 11. That's why it's so high. PS4 and XBone who have 23 and 46 are in 86 and 88 zone.

DD2 would have been the one thing I would wait even longer for DMC5 for if that's how the timeline played out, so I'm hoping he gets to make it. Despite that game being a fucking slideshow on Dark Arisen console, man it was fun. Would love to see him expand upon that world and the combat.

FUCK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

To ecть идeaльнo для тeбя?

>Even fucking Yong YEAAAAAAAAAOUT loved it
>Even mentions micros are so useless
BEST TIMELINE

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Urizen Capcom is gone
V Capcom is here

> SEXY LADIES - BAD

> DYKES, TRANNIES AND HOMOSEXUALS - POWERFUL
Thats why it got 90

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Cry harder tranny

Where did the spotlights came from in the Agnus fight?

ROLLS DON'T LIE

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>this fight but on DMD
I'm actually really happy we haven't seen the DMD version yet, Really excited to experience that myself.

Its the megabuster, not the X Buster

I'm giving Capcom my energy and my money for a Dino Crisis remake

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Yeah, we know. It's unfortunate, but it ended up just like I called. Good reviews for the start and then a fucking 60 to bomb it down and from the exact guy we all thought too. Why the most boring boob on the planet is reviewing these games, I have no idea.

anyone got the patty screencap?

Cry about what? I love DMC5 you faggot. I'm just pointing out a fact you spastic.

>nico instantly stares at lady's tits when she drops the blanket
if i don't get sfm porn with these two lezing out soon i'm not buying the game.

Does anyone have the gifs of nico standing in her trailer?

I find her so sexy don't sue me

Yeah, but it might be testing the waters for a 3D Mega Man.

>Even mentions micros are so useless
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

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did anyone screencap the 91 rollfag a few threads back?

IMAGINE BARRY RIGHT NOW

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Of course. I'm not just a DMC fan anymore, after what Itsuno has done with DMC5 I'll ride and die with his games.
You can bet your motherfucking ass that I will be there for DD2 and support the shit out of it.

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is the banana arm in

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I can't fucking believe DMC threads everyday survived almost a year.

Holy shit this looks insanely good

Best main character in gaming history

>mfw DmC is so fucking easy a borderline toddler can coast it
>and this guy thinks 5 not being piss easy is bad

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I'm not buying into this overhyped shit.

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Для твoих poдитeлeй, чмoхa pycнявaя

They really seem to want to push that Nico is bisexual. She's super teasing of Nero and wants Kyrie to call her bitch. She's probably hoping to get invited into bed with them.

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE SCREENSHOT OF THE GUYS MOCKING US BECAUSE OF LOLNODMCSEQUEL. HERE WE ARE NOW MOTHERFUCKER, BOUT TO ENJOY A GOTY

thanks

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>that guy who posted like 6 months ago saying we couldn't just keep having threads till launch

How can one user get so BTFO?

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seeing nu-Yea Forums get BTFO over the last months has been the most fun thing to happen to this board in a long time.

BASED /vr/

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I CANNOT WAIT MORE
I NEED TO PLAY NOW
I CANNOT WAIT MORE
I AM TOO HYPED NOW

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We almost did it bois. Do it for Itsuno.

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To be fair I was expecting him to go on a long tirade about it, but he shoved it to the last bit of his review that it was barely a blip. He sounded so happy throughout the entire thing too goddamn.

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Seriously the amount of mockery we got is ridiculous

Amen to that.

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This game will literally get laughed at in just a few weeks. It looks mind-numbingly dry and boring.

Will 100% gonna rate this turd as 0 on meta :)

I love both, chief. I'll be getting both. Hideaki Itsuno is fairly underrated, and I'm currently loving everything Capcom is putting out.

EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

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Is it okay to get a healthier pizza guys?

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THEY WILL SEE WE'LL FIGHT UNTIL ETERNITY

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>imagine not being able to enjoy a game because of buzzwords.

There's 4 difficulty levels nigga.
Human
Devil Hunter
Son of Sparda
Dante Must Die

where dis preload lads ;_;

my face when

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>censored
It's a pirate then.

>11 fucking years of hopes and dreams: exceeded

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Is this V trying to kiss Dante?

i will ALWAYS have itsuno's back. project justice was my first itsuno game. i love that adorable japanese man and his vidya.

Not sure how more people didn't spot this. If DMCfags are so secure the game is amazing why did they photoshop an imagine and sperg out over the faked score?

Throw some honey and we're game

Just get what you like user. No point getting a pizza if you don't enjoy it.

Heaven and Hell and Hell and Hell are also back according to trophies

Cauliflower crust is surprisingly not bad.

Problematic.....FOR MY DICK

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imagine being an obvious shill

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This makes me happy

Is there footage of Sin DT in gameplay yet?

> I'll bet my left nut DMCV won't happen

Still waiting motherfucker.

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You motherfuckers are making me happy, I can almost feel it. Seriously this is the best fucking timeline. Bring out the Monster cans we having ourselves one hell of a party

>caлoёб
нy, тeпepь вcё яcнo

Just the two at the start and that's what people are complaining about, I think. Capcom really should have learned by now that we really hate having to unlock difficulties, even worse that we need to play through SoS to get DMD.

>can't play this on PC because CPU is obsolete (i7-3770)
>dont have a PS4 or Xbone
Fuck

You are going to beat Urizen 1 to unlock higher difficulties early, right lads?

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Yay now please make vergil dlc that's actually good.

ALL OF OUR ENERGY BROKE REALITY AND MADE DMC5 REAL

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Ahh yes, that's right, but they always seem mostly like joke or extra challenge-modes rather than a difficulty like the 4.

>imagine being Yea Forums
>imagine seething everytime a game gets praise
>incapable of discussing games
i would kill myself desu.

Bruh, I wanted DMC5 to succeed so we can get DD2 too, we're all in this together.