SAY IT WITH ME NOW

Nu-Yea Forums listen to fucking gaming journalists. What the fuck happened?

ALL SMILE BOYS.

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WE CAN'T LET THEM GET THE DMC5 CODES

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No fuck off
>What the fuck happened?
They liked a game that Yea Forums likes

>

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>88
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THIS DMCBROS

Couldnt even get over a 90
LOLOLOL
Holy shit lads, the 30th entry of Mario and Zelda is better than a game 10 years in the making
The absolute state of DMC fags

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90 is higher than 88

>fanservise BAD

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8.8 lel

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you WILL like the game, whether you want to or not.

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I hope Itsuno and his team are happy, they really deserve it.

We're home boys.

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Did Trish ever get added to this?

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>even review shitters are giving it top scores
>can't play until Tuesday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>won't even be above a 90
man i was rooting for more

I'm not interested in DMC5 that much but it's Itsuno game so of course it will be good

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAMING JOURNO ARE SO BASED LONG LIVE SJWS THEY ALL SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES AND PLAY ON EASY BUT THEY ARE SO BASED YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS I LISTEN TO THEM FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE IM A BRAINLET MORON NPC WHO NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO BUY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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Genuinely happy it receives high scores because it might help get more casuals to try it so that game become financial success

HAHAHA

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BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>10 years in the making
Do you know how to count?

>88 is bad
>the number is increasing
The absolute state of brainlets

Everyone about to spam this thread with LUL LISTENING TO JOURNALISTS XDD, the only reason I am happy about the score is that the board won't get fucking flooded with OHNONONO

>less than 90
>gods
lol

OH NO NONOUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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literally who

Depends on the fan service, remember that scene Dante had with the head scientist in DMC4? That was fan service, I hated that scene.

stay mad lmao

>88

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Where's the fucking bingo card?

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Poor Barry, FF XV is the laughing stock that people have buyers remorse from while DMC V is getting praised like mad.

>fanservice bad
>naked sexy woman bad
>lesbian jews good

I'M A FAN
I WANT SERVICE

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MORE LIKE 84
metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/devil-may-cry-5

OH NO NO NO DMCBROS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR GAME

>devil may cry V
FUCK YOU

Did you all forgot gamergate?

bros...

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Give it time, it will hit 90+ for sure
I'm seeing 9/9.5 everywhere

>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

shitposters on suicide watch

>8.8

opencritic.com/game/6629/devil-may-cry-5/charts

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>I personally still prefer Ninja Theory's take
Opinion discarded

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see
You lost

The irony of you calling anyone an NPC is palpable. Not only did you miss the point, I guarantee you're the type of just blindly hates everything to seem cool (its own hivemind mentality) and your entire post down to the pic is a regurgitated non-argument.

88 is like B- in terms of score, DMC IP is done.

>Sparda
>Vergil
>Agnus?
Is DMC all about them deadbeat daddys?
I wouldn't be surprised if DMC6 is about Dante's bastard son.

>10 vs 22
retard

>have to use the one with lower amount of critics
yikes

EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCC YASSSSSSSSSS I LOVE GAMING JOURNALISTS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RISE UP NORMALFAGS BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WE ONLY LOVE THEM WAY THEY GIVE /OURGAMES/ GOOD SCORE XD

OHNONONONO

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>88

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This

IT GETTING B I G G E R

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stay mad lmao

>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

OH NO NO BARRY BTFO FOR LIFE

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Wtf? Where's the switch version?

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YES CRY MOAR FAGGOT LMAO.

>game gets bad scores
>NONONO [game]FAGS BTFO
>game gets good score
Imagine not getting the game you always wanted. Imagine still getting shit games in your favorite franchise or none at all.

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YIKES

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>trusting IGN

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>Lower score than RE2
>Still gonna be lower than Sekiro

Time for DMCucks to bend the knee.

6/10 cgmagonline.com/reviews/devil-may-cry-5-ps4-review/

> God of War, Bayonetta 2, and Nier: Automata all stand out as stellar, modern examples of what the action genre is capable of, where Devil May Cry 5 feels like a relic of a time when it was nearly uncontested in that space.

Starting filling the bingo?

This

i need a godlike nu capcom fighting game. then they will be the #1 developer in the world

I don’t care for game journalists, but this does feel like justice being done. They could have given it a 6/10 and it wouldn’t bother me, but I hope this shows a positive trend moving forward. I truly wish for them to enjoy this game like I do and I hope their audience does as well.

literally who ?

>FFXV last DLC released and doesn't get any recognition
>meanwhile DMC5 is getting 10/10s and 9/10s up the ass
Post yfw you're not Barry

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Not until they fix Dead Rising and realize that microtransactions in single-player is fucking gay.

But yes, they are improving.

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>everyone is hyping up gaming journalists in this thread and praising them
>YOU MISS THE POINT BRO
Yeah sure next you're all going to praise kotaku because they love dmc5 too right?

How will Barry recover from this?

god hand is shit so thats a pretty based review
literally a baby game

Imagine giving a shit about SJW's gaming """journalists""" opinion kek
The game is going to be great, stop sucking's SJW's cocks

That's good and all, but PC is all that matters.

>game gets bad reviews
HAHAHA SHIT GAME BLUNDER OF THE DECADE CONFIRMED
>game gets good reviews
LMAO SJW JOURNO KEKS ARE EATING IT UP BLUNDER OF THE DECADE CONFIRMED

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>90 on PC

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>literally whos
>furry

>God of War
>good action game
LOL!!!

taking nintendo critic ratings serious in 2019 LUL.

It's been a top seller on steam for a week now, whatever that means. DmC was a massive flop so this game already seems pretty successful

What a fucking retard. You can’t honestly have this opinion unless you’ve literally sucked tameems cock.

have we already got a bingo yet?

>Only

>88
>CAPGODS

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>Nier Automata
I actually like the game but what the fuck.

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In a month most DMCucks will be agreeing with this.

OH NO NO NO NO DMCBROS WTF HAPPENED

DMC1 is the only other game in the series that’s higher dude lol

Astral Chain is coming.

88 IS a blunder

PC wins again
cant wait, getting it free from the AMD card i got

>when they give a bad score to a game Yea Forums is looking foward to
>LMAO WHO LISTEN TO THOSE GUYS
>when they give a good score to a game Yea Forums is looking foward to
>HOLY BASED OUR GUYS IM BUYING 10 COPY GOTY!

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>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

this
>furry
wew

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CONGRATS ON YOUR GAME BEING EXCELLENT, DMCBROS!
KHFAGS ARE HAPPY FOR YOU!
WE DABBED ON BARRY, LET'S ROCK!

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NO NO NO NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BOMB

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fanservice can be pretty fucking cringe though

But Dante and Nero aren’t the only ones here. Lady and Trish return, and watching these two women, who have been typically portrayed as just as capable and powerful as the men of these games, relegated to damsels in distress with zero agency of their own or chances to shine is more than disappointing, it feels disrespectful. This is especially apparent when, around the midpoint of the game, DMC5 sexualizes both characters in consensually problematic ways.

While she’s not treated the same degrading way, newcomer Nico doesn’t fair much better. Somehow, Nero’s craftswoman partner is one of the primary perpetrators of some of DMC5’s worst tendencies. This includes the objectification of Lady in one instance, and near the end, undermines an entire thesis of Nero’s character to double down on some old fashion toxic masculinity. While Nico is framed as the comic relief, none of her lines and interactions come off clever enough to make her anything less than grating.

From the same review.

>God of War 4
>good action game
GOOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE

>shitposters missing the point that even shit journos like ign, etc. are giving it high scores despite the game not being like your usual cinematic crap
Keep seething, cucks

God of war and Niers combat fucking sucks though.

Only Nintendo, Sony, and "cinematic" games get 90+

Based KHbro

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IT HAS BEGUN
I WILL SHOW YOU
BARRY'S WORST NIGHTMARE

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youtu.be/WRj8eAwg3Ys

SoS difficulty dante v. vergil if anyones interested in more than shitposting

Can you imagine being sony right now?

>western AAA going down the shitter
>openly declare war on japan to the point that niche companies abandon you and port their games to other systems
>almost all good games these days are japanese

I hope california burns.

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GLORIOUS NIPPON DOES IT AGAIN

Darkness?

t.onions boy

was this just a 1-off webm?

THIS PARTY'S GETTING CUHRAZY

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HOLY FUCK

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>that lens flare

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>normalfags like movie-looking games
halt the presses

OHNONO BARRY BROS.

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Why are you people listening to gaming journalists? Can I get a serious answer on that? Im legit trying to understand

Sorry to be a retard, I wasn't following.

Who's Barry?

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Haven't played the demos, but I thought there was a dodge button this time around.

Calm down nintendinho.

You think they're sane enough to realize their mistake?

>Dante's first major boss is Cerberus
>his last one before fighting is King Cerberus
THE BOOK CLOSES

Im glad RE2 got the better score though.

Bros 4 life

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Only reason to care is so fuckers would shut up about metacritic when entering the thread
But then lets be honest, people will say it's paid so it's better to not care at all

awkward_dancing_anime_girls.webm

>Bayo2
>good action game
I sure love 99% of the combat being spam Witch Time to win

Based

>still butthurt over GOTY

What the fuck are you babbling about, you dumb Xcuck?

DEVIL MAY CRY 5/5

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Yea Forums's ShareBlue/the jews

Barry O? Former president of the United States?

If DMC5 had the Nintendo bonus it would be 100 right now.

There's probably at least one guy ITT that takes them seriously. Imagine that

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>game that shouldn't get high scores because >journos
>gets high scores
Its not rocket science, m8

>not even 1 frame in
>already summoned swords rain on you
fuUUUUUCK

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Is 86 now and increasing...

Any PC reviews? It sounds like it's a good game, the only thing that concerns me is the potential for PC optimization issues. Though Capcom's recent track record has been pretty solid.

>KH3 is kino
>Roxas and Xion dabbed on Saix
>Terra CUM GUARDIAN'D Xehanort
>KH4 is confirmed to have a The World Ends With You world
>DMC V will be kino
>Nero has more combat variety, Dante has cool weapons and V is a cute edgelord
>Vergil final boss
ABSOLUTELY BASED

I LOVE KOTAKU AND POLYGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Can you imagine being sony right now?
>DMC5 is also on PS4

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THANK YOU KHBROS
WE LOVE YOU TOO
FUCK BARRY

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youtu.be/8Kcy7F8mN-Y

HD NERO VS VERGIL

((I agree with them))

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>anthemfags trying to play the "50 is above average already" narrative to defent their 100$ scam and only game in the past 6 months
yikes

>A challenging end boss is the exception — it throws out all the rules and becomes so cheap I was forced to use life-giving gold orbs for the first time in my playthrough. Repeatedly.

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I read that Kenneth shepard review. Literally complains about 'problematic' portrayal of the trish and lady

We all know they're talking about the nudity (if you can even call it that).

>game reviews badly
>gets shitposted
>game reviews well
>same in the opposite direction
If dmc5 got less than DmC the board would be flooded with oh nonono

>Contrarians already seething
Pathetic kek CAPGOD is back baby

I think it's more about the green numbers than what those faggots have to say. Retarded and useless either way.

I want to love Capcom too, just give me AA7... Or translated DGS... Or at least use pachinko assets for actual Trilogy remake instead of upscaled GBA art...

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>every Mario game aside from Odyssey is a rehash of a rehash of a wiiu port

Shut the fuck up Nintendo bonus is beyond real

Thank man, sorry you guys have to deal with Barry all those times too

20 critics review

>shut up
>10+ threads praising the reviews
Ok

Oh, no no no.

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> Nier automata having better combat than any DMC

It's even worse than DmC, that's how lame It is, what the fuck is this guy even talking about

Where the fuck is the "this game ruined the potential of the series after the promising reboot" review?
I NEED TO FEEL ANGER

POST THOSE SMUGS. BARRY'S MAD ITT

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Thanks, KHbro
I still don't know who the fuck Barry is

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good post

>Eurogamer
Aren't they one of the DmC shills?

>88 is bad for Yea Forums standards

We really hit that low huh? I bet my ass if Link and Mario were given a lower score none of this could've happened.

HAHAHA SOURCE

What exactly did Ninja Theory’s DmC did that got reviewers dick sucking it?

Whats with this? and seriously who gives a shit about reviews we all knew this game would be good, and that shitposters would keep pretending it isnt.

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It's fucking shit. I can't believe DMCucks spent so long circlejerking over this garbage. We could have had another Ninja Theory game but instead we get this weeb Itsuno trash instead.

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based

you will not forget this devil's power

2019 is only 2 months old user...

This circlejerking is literally riddit tier. Truly the most cancerous and pathetic fanbase on Yea Forums.

There's a limit to bait, you faggot.

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The darkest of night falls around my hair No!
And the receding hairline within loses control
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
This baldness inside has a hold of me
Clenching its long hair trying to break me
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
Gotta hide it now
Move fast baby, don't be slow
Step aside, hairline, its time to grow
I can't seem to control
All this sadness that's inside me
Hold it fast, they've been dancing on this
Branded by fire on the abyss
drinking pill, I just can't resist
All this receding hairline on top of me
All of this hair falling out of my head
My hairline receding is burning me red.
Frustration is getting bigger
Bang
Bang
Bang,
Pull my rogaine trigger.
Embrace the Minoxidil that's within me!
No hiding, hair loss products anymore!
When premature baldness consumes me!
Nothing can save your hairline and their's no room for it to grow.

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twitter.com/DumbCerb/status/1103330196265058304

but ign said it was good ign is so based and epic

I want it to beat RE2. It has 90 on MC and I don't think it's deserved even if it's very good
Need to beat trashs like Spiderman too.

Some fag trying to pit DMC against other games like Sekiro, KH, etc.

>Trusting IGN
>Had to revise several scores before because their journalists are incompetent
Oh man, DMC5 is so easy, even game """""journalists"""""" can play it

what the fuck

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journos are based we love them now.

>fight starts
>already summon a rain of swords
Its KH Sephirot all over again

Oh shit (no I'm not a shitposter m8, I just want an higher score)

>xcuck
>playing Japanese games
Seething brainlet

More like Soi boy may cry am I right fellas?

If they can fix up the next Street Fighter and Marvel vs Capcom, they can pretty much return to CAPGOD status.

Who the fuck is Stevivor.

And we had the exact opposite reaction when kh3 got an 88.
I don't like to toss the word 'shill' around, but...

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>lack of post-game
I love how on one hand they act like they know enough about Stylish Action to say this is the best in the genre yet the nexdt thing out of their mouths is how there's no post-game. These games don't come with post-games. That's not how it works.

youtube.com/watch?v=lAR6YJvSQNo

did this get posted yet

Who the fuck trusts game journos for their shitty opinion?

When will I be able to preload on Steam?

whats the hat? is it a MAGA hat? a pussy hat?

>deleted
ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
BARRY

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S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

youtu.be/veGuNv2ELU8

and nero v. vergil sos too

>that shouldn't get high scores
Why? What made you think it shouldn't have gotten high score when all the previous dmc games did?

Just think.. They're is a sweaty man child out in the world who actually typed this all up and found the picture to attach to his post. Unreal and sad, really. Breaks my heart to see how far this place has fallen.

youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

NIHON REMAINS KING OF THE INDUSTRY, BAKA-ASS GAIJIN KEKS ETERNALLY BTFO

It's the cowboy hat

>implying any rating by a "critic" is valid
D forever

youtu.be/lAR6YJvSQNo

CAVALIERE ANGELO THEME
ITS UP

Pathetic

>"we are confident what we've made will exceed all your expectations"
The madman actually did it

around 9:00am Pacific Time

THE ETERNAL SO(N)YBOY STRIKES AGAIN

What was it?

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER

JACKPOT

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(((YIKES)))

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JACKPOT!

fucking kino
this game has the best OST in the series by far

SSSSSPAAAAAAARRDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But KH3 is meh and we're all waiting patiently for Final Mix.

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>Donte starts out the game being a violent dick and buying prostitutes
>Nero invites a seemingly unwell stranger home for dinner with him and his wife

>DMC5 scores lower than God of Onions

disgusting

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Did you read the post or are you pretending to be retarded?

NOOOO

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Stop shilling this shitty jap game, the demo was atrocious

Not as saddening as npcs praising sjws gaming journalists. Yea Forums is such a pathetic normalfags board now.

DMCucks spent months spamming their Itsuno apologism and projecting their goblina shit in RE threads. Hopefully this will remind them of their place in the pecking order.

NAKED SEXY WOMAN BAD
LESBIANS UGLY JEWS GOOD

archive.fo/hWFSJ

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It's okay bc muh Dante

>additional difficulties are bad post-game content
Considering how much shit changes when you change the difficulty, I say it's sufficient

top kek
jesus fuck user take your pills

Congrats, DMCfriends

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>HE DOESN'T KNOW ARCHIVES EXIST

>83
IT'S FALLING OH NO NO NONONO

GUYS THE GAME ACTUALLY SCORED WELL
IT'S ACTUALLY GOT A 9/10 AVERAGE
FUCK YES

it’s true, he swears a lot, he looks like Donte at the end of the DmC campaign etc

OH NO NO NO NO

>can you imagine being the console everyone is playing these Japanese games on?

Yeah user must REALLY suck for Sony. You deluded fucking retard.

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>mfw PS4 owners who brag about their shit exclusives are excited about another multiplat that will (yet again) run much better on Xbone

Yikes!

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OH ONONINUAHAHAHAH BARRY B T F O

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oh hey you're here. How does it feel XV died pathetically?

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>problematic
wowzers

BROS! OH NONONONONO!

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We did it.
WE'RE BACK IN THIS BITCH

The ps4 score is what matters morons, because that's the version everyone will be buying. Being in the 80s is a good score either way.

>83
Bros I'm hyperventilating....

Are you pretending to be retarded?

The Xbox One version has more reviews than the PS4 version you retards

>the game's theme is literally about passing the DMC legacy onto Nero who represents the younger generation
what did they mean by this?

I was afraid the bosses would be too easy because all the retards played on Human, this restores my faith though.

Thanks, KHbros

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fpbp

Capcom's fighting game division sucks fucking balls

youtu.be/FmE5mAsdMPY
>even Jim loves it
and yes he does bring up DmC

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I meant as in Yea Forums going that low when it comes to judging a game

>kilometer wide, 1 second windup Judgement Slash

thank god

A lot of time, effort and considerably more skills went into makinfGod of War thats why user

ALRIGHT KHBROS WE'RE IN THE SAME SQUARE

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>xbone
>DUDE WEED LMOA
>a fucking LEAF
all the pieces fit

Oh my God I need the source of this

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black monster is the coolest monster

Bros...should we send ign a thank you card?

No one is buying a PS5 though.

>consent
>problematic
what

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TWEWYfag here. As someone who’s had to deal with Barry and his retarded ass posts whenever it’s something that isn’t XV, I’m really happy for you DMCfags. Congrats on the game! Here’s hoping that Barry stays eternally BTFO.

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he's right, it was extremely blantant most of the time

literally the only issue with the game
and some writing / pacing stuff, but whatever

>Dante: Really think you can beat me? Not in a million years
>Vergil: Say that when you win if you can

Holy shit, Dante. And Vergil still down with the bantz

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The story, plot and setting were more "mature", in the sense of an angsty 14-year old thinking muh sex, tits, gore, FIGHT DA POWAH is mature and what not.

LET'S ROCK, BABY!

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OHNONO HOW COULD BARRY EVER RECOVER NOW?

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Why does Metacritic select some reviews for the ps4 and some for xbox?
The ign review counts for pc xbox and ps3 yet only the xbox score gets that score.

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>DMCfags are furfags
LMAO

>Imagine being sweaty nerds shaking over how BING BING WAHOO could be better than Dante
Everyone knew DMC 5 was going to be mediocre, accept it.

pcmrace.com/2019/03/06/nuestras-imagenes-y-video-de-gameplay-de-devil-may-cry-5-en-4k-con-detalles-al-maximo/
4k screenshots

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i guess i can finally buy a good NEW game this year since all the others have been shit so far

what are the xbox/ps4/pc reviews different if its pretty much the same game designed for all of them?

sources for BINGO confirmation?

TWEWTfags are welcome in these threads.

>two spaces with God of War
filthy cheater, remove it from lower one

I'm truly sorry you had to deal with that.

Who the fuck is going to play Sekiro? That game looks like unfun shit.

>vergil looks way tougher on hard
there you have it, dmd is gonna be sick

You only get one

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Because metacritic is shit. Use opencritic

Ah cool, here's the PC settings menu

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>8.8

>16 more hours before I can play

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3.23 wtf?

>Vergil summons Doppelganger
>Dante: Think you can beat me? not in a million years!

MADMEN

>nobody here played the game yet
>everyone is assuming its goty because of high journalists scores
Imagine just imagine being the type of guy who listen to gaming journalists unironically.

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IS THERE A TURBO MODE? SOMEONE FUCKING ANSWER

What's with the volume changes?

> Pretending IGN hasn't always been based
Kill yourself cuck, they are /ourguys/

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DMCfags are actually chads see this thread

JACKPOT

>judgement cut hits for 1/4 the health bar

>Variable
Based optimisation

>new bar for the series
the fuck it's literally dmc4 combat all over again, bayonetta did a lot more, yet another "we will give inflated scores because we haven't had a good game of this series in a long time" joke just like resident evil 2 which was merely good and not OMGTYAY like everyone acclaimed

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Sadly no

>same as REmake2
Man, I hope to god they fixed those microstutters.

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>dmd griffon and friends
I'm not exactly looking forward to it.

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Nier: Automata is literally just watered down Bayonetta with shitty RPG mechanics tacked on.

And you needed gaming journalists to tell you that? How much of a pathetic brainlet cuck are you?

Copyright? IDK

>nobody here played the game yet
But there was a demo

Thank you, TWEWYbros. I hope you guys get a fair treatment in KH4

Trickster all the way

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Where is my fucking preload, Capcom?

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>Jim sterling the gay fat leftist communist says this is the best DMC game (he also loved DMC remake)
>I should believe people like him
kek

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Better than Yea Forums's 2018 list that's for sure

Plenty of passionate negative talk and anger towards this game's positive score, kinda odd considering it's available on every platform...except one. Hmmm, really makes you think doesn't it?

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>first there was the countdown timer for the mobile port
>then the Switch port's motion controls split the fanbase in two and had them at each others throats
>and them Barry started attacking them
Poor TWEWYfags have it hard.

based capgods

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hope they add it in as a patch

I am, for the inevitable DeS and Bloodborne 4k 60fps remasters.

dude stripping lady for NO FUCKING REASON is blatant fanservice that deserves to be sinned

RE4 is so fucking overrated, no way it was THAT good when it first came out

Damn, I love game journalists now.
>DMCfags are actually chads see this thread
Real Chads don't use the term "Chad" you fucking /r9k/ using beta bitch.

>FINAL CRITIC REVIEWS WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED:
>PC: 94
>XBOX:90
>PS4: 89
>Yea Forumsirgin contrarians: SEETHING

>FINAL USER REVIEWS WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED:
>PC: 9.5
>Xbox: 9.1
>PS4: 8.4
>Yea Forumsirgin contrarians: ON SUICIDE WATCH

It’s gotten better reviews then captain marvel

So where are the shitposters with the shopped scores?

>Capcom suddenly turns on a dime and starts making excellent games again

Wait, what?

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>the fucking timer on that JCE

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DMC5 has just been one giant shitpost to DmC, I can't tell if that's a good thing if the writing suffered because of it.

>consensually problomatic

What does that mean?

>normalfags shitters posting selfie on Yea Forums
No wonder you're all listening to gaming journalists like dumb brainlet normalfags.

>that instant judgement cut end charge

why does she want the dick so badly?
youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

unbelievable

Who is "we"?

It's one day until release. You guys actually waited 8 months on top of waiting 11 years for this.

Let's all take a moment to press F to all the anons that didn't make it

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Metacritic numbers dont matter. Mario Party 8 got like a fucking 65 and sold record numbers, to give an example.

why the score in the ps4 is lower than the xbox one?

Does it play good without it?

NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
ALL NEW GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT

>88
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

I really hope that all of you metacritic faggots will kill yourself.

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gry-online.pl/S020.asp?ID=13243
so the biggest polish outlet posted their review and it's mostly favourable but they complain about the game being too easy on a first playthrough and the level design being somewhat boring

In a half hour, apparently.

F

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>Jim "RREEEEEE MICROTRANSACTIONS" Sterling
>Best DMC game, despite having exactly the sort of microtransactions that he typically bitches about
It does look like a good game, but come the fuck on.

>tfw bought the collector's edition and worried it wont arrive before friday

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My thoughts exactly, what the fuck. Donte ripped of chunks of Nero in the first place!

>implying
It's more likely Snoy fags mad that an actual game with gameplay is getting good reviews.

If you can royalguard through all judgement cut end hits if you time it well ill be diamonds

>posts the ps4 version
OH NO NO NO NO COPE

>people wont buy PS5

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>87

OH FUCK NO NO NO NO PLEASE GO BACK UP I'VE WAITED 11 LONG YEARS FOR GOBLINA SHIT

Shouldn't we all wait until all the reviews are out before we praise/shitpost/"oh nonono" the game?

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F. Here's to you cuhrayzy anons, may you ride on rocket arms eternally in heaven.

i think i'm getting used to how Vergil looks, he's always had a pronounced brow, but why is it so puffy?

they changed long ago. now they are transfomred into redditters and restereas.

>Using a list from 2005/06
>ign has always been based cuck!
>only soibois work at ign now
>doesn't know shit has changed, just like Yea Forums

Here's your drink, have your wife's boyfriend open it up for you.

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>RE2
>90

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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

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what warrants a must play?

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>DMC5's score is tanked because of one 60 score that is upset about MUH TOXIC MASCULINITY
cgmagonline.com/reviews/devil-may-cry-5-ps4-review/

both 9.0 user score
based

You're doing a mistake.

>that judgement cut spam
holy shit

>Every other game scores 88
Hah! Blunder of the century!
>DMC 5 scores 88
OMFG GUYS LET ME DRINK PLANT PROTIEN WE FUCKING DID IT!

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>special edition lets you play as motherfucking Vergil
>doesn’t deserve a higher score
What are you getting at here?

F
Here's to hoping they are already playing it in heaven

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>deflecting to Sony
Yep Nincels are mad at this game

Can we all agree that gaming journalists are /ourguys/ now, bros? I mean they work in the video games industry so they must be very skilled and knowledgeable about video games we should always listen to them.

I also often ask gamestop employee about games i should buy lol

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The Cavaliere Angelo them is 9/10. 10/10 if SPARDAAA is included.

when did i ever say anything about game journalist? gameplay is how I make my decisions to buy a game and so far all the other games look like complete shit with the exception of kh3 but,I don't want to touch kh's as it only leads to another 10 entries just to inch the story to a disappointing conclusion.

Casuals aren't a real audience

>GOTY
Oh yeah I forgot that won at the VGAs (kek)

Like everyone else.
Go watch MatthewMatosis' video. I bet you've played one """action""" game in your life and that is GoW4.

I’ll never not be mad

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That skill and effort sure didn't translate to the trashy combat, or the tacked-on RPG mechanics

They are no longer based anymore, in their newest list they have NPC shit like BOTW, Shitcher, GTA 5, Minecraft, Skyrim, ME2 & Pokemon Go

Ahem... Cheers to Devil May Cry 5!
youtu.be/4AcYnIzxwZw

YYYYYYYYYYYONGOUT!

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We need a score separating for IQ and race, so we can filter out both leftist sjw "jorlualists" and weebs with the low IQ exclusion and asian shills with the race filter

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6 years
don't forget the disaster of 2013's DmC

kill yourself

I want to smash this guy's balls with a sledgehammer

BASED

OHNONONO

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YONG OUT

If it aint a 90 it aint good

kh3*

This, MHW, and RE2 is all they got though. Nothing big from them is officially on the horizon except a MH expansion. Their fighting games still suck and after DMC5 we might be heading into a drought. The most likely happening games are Dragons Dogma 2 and Remake 3, but we won't see those in another 2-3 years.

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Cope, Sony fags are insufferable cunts. Nintendo fans are nowhere near as bad outside of BOTW fanboys which somehow manage to be even worse

Wait a fucking minute. HE HEALTH REGENS ON DT IN HIGHER DIFFICULT WITH JUDGMENT SPAM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

No, it’s the same shit as Anthem and 76 but in reverse. They know better than to fuck this one up.

At least embrace your bullshit, DMCuck.

So is there a Urizen 3? Anyone have it?

since when did YOOOOONGdonatetomypatreonOOUTTTTTT start doing reviews?

That one of the best, if not the best, game in the genre is below 90. Below trash like God of War.
What I am getting at is that Metacritic means nothing, the game works, that's the most important part.

>Cameo System is underutilized
>Not knowing it's really for co-op Bloody Palace
Atleast I really fucking hope so

Don’t worry, he’ll probably beat you to it himself

This

This type of review was inevitable

>Fan service
Time to pre-order the game. Thanks!

He’d probably thank you for it.

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>You guys actually waited 8 months
I fucking love this trend of announcing a game and it coming out in less than a year. Smash and RE2 remake were great, and wasn't hyped into boredom for years like Sony loves doing with their first party games.

>MH:W
>RE7
>RE2:RE
>DMC5

WHY IS STREET FIGHTER SO SHIT CAPCOM, WHY?!!?!?!?!

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KEEP SEETHING KEK.

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Since Kojima has gone into radio silence regarding Death Stranding, and he can't suck him off every day.

GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT.

PC is currently the highest ranked platform for the game at 89, but I'm sure the scores will average out as reviews come out.

My trusty italian review site says that it's a 9, I think videogames are coming home lads

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Making good games needs time, user. I'd rather wait a few years for them to release a good game than for them to churn out shitty games yearly.

Seems plausible except...

Does he GoW?

If its sub 90 it wont be in contention for GOTY.

Just imagine DMD
>tfw the last boss is the best boss

yikes

SF5 was released during the dark age of Capcom

based and wholesomepilled

>Mass Effect 3
Fucking how?

DMCucks have been eating shit for a decade and now they have to lick Nico the goblina's sweat too.

I don’t speak spaghetti

holy SHIT this is unbelievable even yongyea is positive

It's still a fact though; Xbone is much better for multiplats and dumb PS4 owners will never acknowledge this but they mainly use their shitstations for multiplats such as DMC

>Xbone has no games lol!
-But is has the definitive console version of your favorite game of the year
>lol xbone has no games lmao

Never ask me for anything ever again.

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>tfw you were gonna get a show whether the scores were bad or good

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SFV and MvC:I were still part of the Crapcom days. SFVI will be the greatest fighting game ever made.

Yes he says in the review that in a world where Nier and Nu God of War exists that DMC5 can't be out of touch

>Kingdom Hearts 3 metacritic score at 90
>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY KHFAGS BTFO

>DMC5 metacritic score at 88
>GOTY CAPCOD DMC NAYSAYERS BTFO

Everyone on this board has some kind of brain parasite lol

VIDEOGAMES ARE BACK

BARRY'S GOING FULL DAMAGE CONTROL.

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Score got tanked solely because of one muh toxic masculinity and 88 is only one of the 3 different metacritic scores.

Translate it pastaboy

Fuck off reddit.

c’mon user,you can’t deny it’s playing way too safe.

>88
>dubs
>pachi pachi
>applause
8888888888

ITSUNO LITERALLY BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yeah I am thinking they are back

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isn't the final one urizen 4?
you lose to him twice as Nero and once as Dante

>That ghetto black style rank announcer
kek

That was based, you are just seething

The absolute state of incel danganronpa shitters lmao

>DR2 instead of V3
Brainlet spotted.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RE7 was pretty good too and was basically the start of the turn around

>RE7
>RE2 Remake
>MHW
>DMC 5

That's a good opening to a redemption arc though. They were a fucking disaster for like 6 years prior to RE7 bar Dragon's Dogma

SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Kingdom Hearts 3 metacritic score at 90
That never happened though.

>mass effect 3

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What has changed between SFV and today within Capcom?

boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/DMCucks/
Since Barry's here, I want everyone to take a look at his rapsheet

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fujos btfo

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90+

Where is my Dragon's Dogma 2 Itsuno?

I fucking hate this Souless chink

God, please please please release a new Breath of Fire game soon. Enough of my friends ave passed away waiting for DMC5, their souls need closure.

>seething
im not the one crying about sony while everyone is happy about this game being good ;3

Give this nigger some comments, you can post without login

Is Jason Schreier ourguy????????????

>giving a shit about metacritic
why?

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> Despite the much-appreciated variety, there are aspects of the combat and controls that feel long in the tooth. Most notably, it seems sinful in a post “Dark Souls” world to make a precision action game without a dedicated dodge button

variety.com/2019/gaming/reviews/video-game-review-devil-may-cry-5-1203155843/

Would you make me a sandwich?

>Kingdom Hearts 3 metacritic score at 90
when the fuck did this happen lmao

I'm sure Microsoft also laughed like that when they thought their 360 audience was a core loyal audience.
Retard.

only because the engine has "realism" that doesn't mean that its impossible to change it.

Also Capcom still Holds SF2 and SF2 The Motion picture in a pedestal, So making a new game with that Art isn't impossible.

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nigga they are the ONLY audience worth a damn to anyone. Thats how that console gets games people want to play and people go out and buy it. 73% of all RE2 sales were on PS4. Stop being delusional.

BARRY BTFO

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Metacritic scores do not matter but regardless mid 80s is a good score.

>even jim sterling loves the game
WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE IS THIS
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY

>the final battle has a gentle, somber theme
>until you activate you're DT
>transforms into a techno remix of Devil Trigger
>vergil gets doppleganger like DmC but in a cool implementation this time because this game is actually fucking good
I am cumming so fucking much, I need it.

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Street Fighter was never good

This is your V for the night, say something nice about him!

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Several good game releases from franchises that went to trash.

ITT Filthy shills trying to ruin the glorious return of Devil May Cry. Go back to playing that rancid Ninja Theory ambomination and drinking onions

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F
I am sorry they didn't get to see this day.

Barry ruined ffxv for me
i can't believe i was actually gonna buy it

We always loved gaming journalists here dumb revisionist retard.

Dark Souls was a mistake

Obesssed and rent free

Did we get a bingo yet?

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>made a bingo card expecting polarizing scores, some high, some low
>barely any low scores
everything worked out I guess.

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88 is not very good tho
i thougth it would get a 95
i still hate the faces tho, especially of the girls

Dread you hush now.

I feel bad for the genuine XVfags forever tarred with his autism.

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PS4 is going up

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F

NOOOO STOP GIVING IT 90s

link

>you get to fight Vergil's doppelganger WHILE he is flying and spamming summoned swords at you on higher difficulties

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It's getting bigger.

The bad rep will eventually get to them and influence PS5 adoption.

>mass effect 3
>last of us
Shit taste is an offense. 20 years in the cubes, creep

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these are the people giving mixed reviews maximum kek

>A worse score than Bayo 1 and Bayo 2

LMAO

90 on PC.

IT'S GETTING BIGGER

youtube.com/watch?v=FmE5mAsdMPY&feature=youtu.be
some spoilers that I didn't know about in this video so watch out

What is average if you remove that furfags 60? Anyone do the math?

The fighting game division is in shambles out of pure incompetentcy. Capcom's other divisions were being dragged down by leadership and direction put in place by westcuck conman Inafune, they've obviously been ousted and all their projects that were begun during the dark times were released by 2014/5.

>Dark Souls comparison
>No "press button to go invincible for two seconds" complaint
Damn, my opinion of the game just shot up more.

>I thought it would get a 95
Then you're fucking stupid. There's always going to be a handful of journos biased against DMC because of DmC and there's always going to be the complaints about outdated gameplay by people who don't know how to play.

>those DMC5fags who said that releasing Bayo 3 was pointless at this point
tick tock, boomers

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NEW BREAD

If DMChads think an incomplete game like DMC4 is more enjoyable than GoW, then all of them will think DMC5 is better than every game in the GoW series.

F

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BUT GAMERGATE BROS??????????????????????????????????

It's a 90 on PC, and the low reviews are from cucks crying about Lady/Trish nude scenes and not """"modernizing""""" the gameplay like Dad of Soi

>Rome Total War at 24
I miss old IGN

GOOD
>gameplay in general
>V is a breath of fresh air, nero's gameplay is improved, dante is as good as ever
>amazing graphics and artistic direction
BAD
>music is less memorable than the past
>lack of a super memorable moment (something like vergil final fight in dmc3 I assume)
>A couple of mission were boring

PREDATORY
PRACTICES

They don't deserve the cube. Just put them in the grinder.

LADS VERGIL FIGHT ON SoS IS DMD VERGIL 3. MOTHERFUCKER SPAMS JUDGEMENT CUT EVERY RECOVERY. Also Dante says "Not in a million years" when Vergil goes full Doppleganger.

Where's Turbo Mode?

> Bayonetta 2 got a 92
> The 3rd one will be even better & will get a 94
Based

Great, now we'll have a month full of dmcunts raving about their metacritic score instead of playing the game.

>bing bing wahoo image
pottery

why are journalists praising Bayo
isn't it sexist against women?

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seething

What bad rep? No one cares what the pedos think. Get the fuck off Yea Forums and go outside, this place isn't the industry. What Yea Forums says doesn't mean dick in the real world. Sonys worst selling console, the PS3 which should have done Xbone tier shit in terms of losing the console war back then still came up selling as much as the 360. Still. Then people said on Yea Forums "there wont be a PS4" Yea Forums dont know shit.

Can't wait until Sekiro reviews start rolling in, in a couple of weeks.

I don't give a fuck about V and Vergil's face is descent. Go fap to more yaoi.

without the furry shit it would sit at 92

What the fuck happened to video game journalism? It seems like everyone used to be trustworthy before the PS3 era

>not in a million years
THE MAD MEN KEK DmC eternally btfo

wow it's like Bayonetta is a Nintendo exclusive.

ya seethin', little man?

Because it means we’re free from the baggage of DmC, ultimately proven right after all these years

Dragon dogma 2 Bros is it time?

GOW has a better score than both Bayo's so its a better game then

>literally new coke review
>-30
lmao has to be tameem

Yong is positive mostly. He's only negative towards gaming companies that shoehorn shitty practices in their games like Activision and EA.

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I-I was reveling in V being replaced with Boomer Vergil, user.

Learn english, dumb slav

Game journos are idiots user. there's nothing to gain in trying to understand their way of thinking because they are completely devoid of reason, they merely spew progressive tropes that they were brainwashed with.

>that "it's like the ps2 dmc"
Badubum bingo

>game that has the biggest SJW pandering cuck as a director gets a 94
Bayonetta 2 got a 7/10 from Polygon for literally having Bayonetta dress the way she does.

>is a Nintendo exclusive
>Bayo1 was also on PC and 360/PS3

F

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There are no good GoW games so what point are you trying to make?

>b-b-b-but its not fair it was her turn
ya seethin', little man?

>I-I'm going to pretend he didn't mean the franchise after the first game, t-that'll show him
ok retard

>exclusive

I literally downloaded it to PS3 for £3 today how fucked am i exactly? Why is it so much worse than 360? I hear it is.

DMC5 better than DMC3, I doubt it. Waiting for the user score, but we know that it will bombarded because sjw-agenda.

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sounds more like something that should come with balloons

So far even with 88 DMC5 would be in the top 6 rated games of the year. But the year has merely started so I am pretty sure it would rank lower by the end of it. If it can mantain top 6 position it might get into Goty nomination.

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>crying about Lady/Trish
nu males are cancer
i hate sjw so damn much

Borderline unplayable.

That DMChads will never think God of War has better gameplay than DMC5. Read the whole comment chain for context.

>Bayonetta is a Nintendo exclusive
>but her games were on other systems
>NO SHUT UP THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
ok retard

>KH3 was good
>DMCV is good

lets hope bayoneta 3 is good so we have a REAL hack n slash Renaissance

but goys we need to worry about trish being oversexualized and lady being overlooked ! nico is a strong woman

>AC:Odyssey got a 87
Jesus I fucking hate "professional reviewers"

they don't understand that replaying the missions forever/bloody palace honing your craft is the post game

How come though? Usually Yea Forums tells me that a game running on any console even at 60fps 1080p is "unplayable" so i need clarification.

YOU CANNOT KILL ME!
I AM IMMORTAL!

enjoy silky smooth 25fps

>two Capcom games
>no Kingdom Hearts in sight
This is good.

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Oof. Top tier game.

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>games were on other systems
**game
>T-THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT!! REEEE
Yep, I just conveniently forgot that Bayo1 was on just about every other platform. Acting obtuse has got to be the most retarded thing you can do, user.

Oh well, its PS3, thats a given most of the time. Played Assasin's Creed 1 on PS3 recently and could not fathom why such a basic, small open world game had such fucking problems. Screen tearing and drops to 15fps when too many people came into frame. Considering the PS3 can run MGSV at 30fps i dont get it.

Fuck DMCucks
Fuck the goblina
Fuck Xcucks
Fuck Phil Spencer
and FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>wow it's like Bayonetta is a Nintendo exclusive.

>b-b-but I meant only one game not the others i swear haha
Sad, enjoy Trannyeta 3 now with more QTEs