Jak and Daxter thread

HOLD ON DAX

> Literally wasting hours seeing how long I can last fighting KG.
> Finally getting enough orbs for Unlimited Dark Jak after playing for years.
> That fucking dock mission.

The memories.

Fuck ashelin, Marry tess (wife material) kill Keira.

Reminder that keira fucked errol

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>> That fucking dock mission.
I learned just a year ago that just spamming punch makes you impossible to be locked on to by the transports.

Huh? Really?

I just tried zooming by with the hover board, and using the tricks to get through them.

Took me like five tries or something.

what the hell were they thinking when they made that mission. This whole game has so many weird difficulty spikes for no reason.

>Huh? Really?
yep, I only got hit like twice when I tried it, took me a couple tries to nail the path down so I didn't run into a dead end, but yeah, the animation of punching makes you move forward so fast you're unlockable
keeping everyone alive in the sewers sucked too

>delayed til March

Anyone else waiting on theirs to arrive? I hope they don't drop 3's this month, I'm fucking flat ass broke

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Has been forever since I played, what was KG and what mission are you talking about?

I'm still mad about this. Announcing and starting it on the same day, buncha bullshit.

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Krimzon Guard.

I mean the mission where you start in the docks and fight through five or so transports of KG to get back to Slums Proper.

this is a horrible picture my god it looks like cwc shit

Based

>fight through five or so transports
they never stop coming, pretty sure it's unlimited, but yeah it ends up being a little more than 5 generally

Ah, yes
Fuck that mission
Seriously

> cockblocking dax
> wanting to fuck an otsel
Nah

You make something better then.

>> wanting to fuck an otsel
is she an otsel in the picture?

the asses are all too flat

I fucking loved Jak 2’s escort missions, ironically.

In such a brutal game, the escort missions were not that bad.

In terms of difficult to easy, the escort missions go:

Samos>Ashelin>Sig>Krew’s Team>Kid

Probably missing some.

Yeah at least they copped on for the rest of the set. I missed out on TPL initially but lucked out on someone giving me their spare code. Got 2's CE within the first min of it going live thankfully too, so I'm in for the long haul now

It's canon in the J&D universe that every woman wears a thong

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Hardly, and not like they were huge in-game

Keira seemed to be wearing panties, as did Tess, judging by how the waistbands on them are visible.

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curvy, didn't say they were huge

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And they have curves in that picture

You must be the artist, given you're so defensive of one pic. As an artist myself (and not the guy you've been replying to) I have to agree with him; there's zero volume in those asses. It's hard to pull off sexy if you don't know your anatomical fundamentals, and it shows here. Just keep working at it though bro and keep studying the figure, go to life drawing classes etc.

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>there's zero volume in those asses
Except that's wrong, idiot. But hey, just jump to conclusions because they're somehow not to your preferred sized.

Kek, looks like we gotta live one fellas! NGMI

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they all have a serious case of pancake ass

that user was being pretty nice about it, but you've shown you're incapable of even taking honest criticism

Holy based

>yy--y-y-you must be the artist
Ah, the argument of kiddies with no actual argument. Again, draw better then if you're so confident in your opinion.

>go to restaurant
>order soup
>receive bowl of hot piss
>"what the hell I didn't order hot piss"
>"WELL IF YOU HAVE SUCH A HIGH AND MIGHTY OPINION OF SOUP, MAKE IT YOURSELF"

>food meme
Annnnnnd thanks for proving how new you are.

WHAM BAM SUPERSLAM

your art sucks ass (ironically, because there is no ass) user, admit it.
I bet someone could drastically improve it just by using the warp tool on the edges lmao

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>still thinks I'm the artist

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then honestly why are you defending such shit? Is the artist your gay lover or something?

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Because it's not nearly as bad as your sperging makes it out to be.

>not nearly as bad
so you admit it is at least kind of bad.
I accept your concession. better luck next time newfriend.

The only one sperging out is you. Please take your aspie meditation before you post online!

That's a stupid argument, but here's a drawing I did last year.

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>instantly resorts to deflecting valid criticism in favour of an ad hominem

Like clockwork

>backpedalling

It gets even better

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I dig your style, you got any accounts anywhere?

Never said it was perfect, ya dip.
>says the guy who just assumes a person defending art must be the artist himself
And gee, the ass isn't that much different from what's in the pic.
That's not backpedaling to deny being the artist, newfag. Try harder.

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Yeah, but I don't have much time to draw anymore. my old shit is at deviantart.com/tveye363

Kill all three

Chuck
Fuck
SUCK

>goatee not toggled off

Sneed
Feed
Breed

This. Keira became a complete cunt from Jak 2 forward and even in the racing game she was an unlikable brat. Jak seriously got ripped off as far as love interests go. And I hate how it's always written this way, that the main dude? He has to love and accept his CUNT love interest. It's illegal for a dude to say "You turned into an unpleasant cunt so I don't want to see you anymore, I'm moving on."

the PS4 versions are shit, you got meme'ed my friend.

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She was only a cunt for like two scenes and then mellowed out after that, the hell are you on about?

Based and tastepilled

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I couldn't give a shit about the actual disc, I already have the game on PS2 and PS4 already anyway. I got it for all the swag

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>2'10''
IMAGINE

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Marry qt mechanic gf, fuck blonde bimbo, kill ugly tattoo face
Based

people saving those webm i made

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>ugly tattoo face
You can stop being queer anytime. Still, good choice wanting the greasemonkey to marry.

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Marry, Kill, Fuck

If she's dumb enough to put a tacky tribal tattoo on her FACE she ain't wife material

It's hardly tacky looking

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You are a good man

Aren't the tats a Krimzon Guard requirement? That's what I recall reading at least

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How good is the ps3 remaster?

It's not

Extremely bad, like the vita version but slightly better

Emulate on pc

Has the least problems of all the ports

>You will never get a new Jak and Daxter
>You will never get a new Twisted Metal
>You will never get a new Parappa the Rappa nor Jammer Lammy
>You will never get a new decent Ratchet and Clank game
>You will never get a new Ape Escape
>You will never get a War of the Monsters Sequel
>You will never get a new Gravity Rush
>You will never get a new good Little Big Planet game
>You will never get a new Sly Cooper game to finish off that Cliff hanger in Thieves in Time
Why the fuck does it hurt so much bros?

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I liked the girl in the Daxter game

But the Ratchet and Clank remake was decent, it was only the story that was bad.

Taryn? She was pretty decent but basically Ashelin lite

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Yeah, her. Have any more?

perfect actually, not sure what everyone else is going on about.

>>You will never get a new decent Ratchet and Clank game
even moreso now that Spider-Man did so well.
Insomniac is likely going to be capeshit from here on out

I only had one issue with it. The temple of Mar only half loaded when I went through the first time. Restarting fixed it though.

No sorry, they're just shitty Youtube screenshots to begin with

That's what I mean, the movie's story was a mess. But like what said, it's pretty unlikely they will do a new one due too Spiderman.

all I want is just a near 1:1 remake of Going Commando with modern QoL type improvements
they could totally forego any of the story developments of the first game, since they'd just be instantly transported to the Bogan galaxy.
The qwark stuff might be a little trickier to figure out, since they made the first game framed by qwark telling the story from prison

baron praxis did nothing wrong, fuck metal heads
also his death scene was pretty kino

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Depends. They've got a ton of people now, they could probably split a team for R&C games while the rest do more Spider-man

Just play it on an actual ps2

The ending did seem to imply Ratchet was chill with Qwark again, so really it would just mean either having him relapse into doing something stupid to reclaim his fame, or a new character being behind the Protopet disaster. Hell, maybe it's his brother Quaser that was mentioned a few times.

this.
he simply delayed the inevitable for as long as he could by giving them green eco, it's not like he had any alternatives since the other option would have been outright war and the metal heads clearly had a number advantage.

he actually cared about his city
exactly, there's not even that much handwaving or changing that they'd have to do.
still mad though about some of the planets/bases they left out of the reboot though.

Blame Sony or the filmmakers for rushing things. Given the story was barely expanded with the additional worlds, they could have just thrown the rest in just for the sake of having them.

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>first I've seen of this
>$75
>want it
>check amazon
>nothing
>check ebay
>$500

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I have this exact magazine sitting on my desk

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that shit is So fucking sexist. Delete it now.

Holy shit, I want to go back

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women ruin everything they touch
why is this?

Pretty sure that stuff is warpaint. A lot of the guards have them.

Yeah sorry mate, it was announced and sold out within the same 24hr period. Scalpers got their hands on a heap of units as per usual

Jak 3 should be getting its release sometime this month so keep an eye out for the news, it'll sell within minutes if TPL and 2 are anything to go by

Made me chuckle.

It's Jews that ruin everything they touch. They bought all the games journalism companies and hired a fuckton of feminists and nignogs. Bought a lot of big dev companies too.

based and redpilled

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Are the PS4 ports that bad?

Did consoles peak with the ps2?

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Everything peaked when you were 12.

>PS2 games emulate like dogshit
>copies of PS2 games are gradually growing ever more expensive
>PS3 remasters are crappy
>PS4 remasters are worse
>mfw

There's no hope, bros

I guess I just have to enjoy what's left in my memories

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yeah they are. the only game without too many issues is TPL, and even it suffers from framerate stutters but only in the lava zoomer (hah) areas

I have a modded fat PS2, it's great.

>mfw i moved away to college and my druggy brother sold all our PS2 games
>including all 3 sly coopers
>including all 3 ratchet and clanks
>including all 3 jak games
>including the random one off games that I loved and will never be able to find again
>all for like 30 dollars
>mfw

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Damn I got the PS3 ports of the games, no issues at all so far in Jak and Daxter.

>t. retarded /pol/ack

Kill Keira, Fuck Tess, Marry Ashelin.

Ashelin was and still is my nr 1 video game waifu.

fuck kiera, marry ashelin, kill tess

yeah the ps3 versions are perfect, it's the ps4 ones that blow chunks

Yet they still didn't fix Kor's blackface...

They said on Twitter that they won't be selling 3 until they finally ship out the first two games, so you're safe.