If you could pick one for your final grass evolution, which one?

All I know is I want him to be a chonker

My dick wants B but my heart want A

E and A are fucking great. I love that gorilla caveman aesthetic.

C and D are basic (especially D) but I like them.

B is sort of unacceptable furshit and F is certainly a unique take on the whole "stick" theme but they're not gonna take it in that direction.

>No Grass/Dark Rock Punk Girl monkey with short hair covering her eye, wrapping her tail around their own midriff in the shape of the UK flag and resembles a shirt, leaves dangiling from the hips, and a leaf caplet covering her breasts

My mind is telling me D, my dick is telling me F.

A C or E, none of the others I care about at all.

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>F is certainly a unique take on the whole "stick" theme but they're not gonna take it in that direction.
>What is Delphox or Primarina

>A
>Baseball playing Gorilla

Nice

A and F are cool.

E is literally a racist stereotype, how you can even like that

Grokrilla with big club.

>accept
Waifufag.

F is literally Nonon

how is it racist? he's a caveman-ape. cavemen aren't a race, but a descriptor of human habitat and lifestyle that doesn't exist anymore

A sorcerer/sorceress, that falls into the theme of mid-eval classes Knight, Rouge, Wizard. Its obvious this time around the theme is sports related so its most likely going to be Futbol, Cricket, Rugby

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>tons of Grooky final evo Fakemon
>not a single one of them involves a drummer or rocker motif
What the actual fuck are these retards thinking?

It's overdesigned, and it's not like the other versions are particularly simple either.

A please

B is horrible. E is pretty meh too.

I like F but that might just because I'm getting Nonon vibes from it.

D's good too...

A or C is what i'd pick myself.

looks like what the monkey trio would look like if it was actually good

If you actually read Grooky name, you will learn that it's name is literally have music in it.

Image being this racist and trying to cope with it by calling everyone else a racist

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Those are all pretty bad

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A is good
B is retarded waifufag wishful thinking
C looks like a fakemon so it's probably real
D would make a decent middle evo
E looks lame
F is more waifufag wishful thinking but it isn't retarded like B

my dad works at nintendo, real is kinda F wut with a longer dress, and the stick is an umbrella like Marie Poppins

A = D > E > C >>>>>>>>>>>> F > B
A and D are both pretty good.

It's going to be F because it's time for the token waifumon to get the grass slot.

Looking at this, I wouldn't mind a starter that looked different depending on their gender...

D>A>E>trash

Oh fuck then the theme is futbol related and its Player, Goalie, and Cheerleader

>Grookey is the cheerleader/baton twirler

I don't know if I want this

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Any Gorilla Evo is based

This

A hybrid of A and D

>it's time for the token waifumon to get the grass slot.
Literally every gen has had a grass waifu mon

C or D look the most "pokemon" and thus the best
I'd love D with a longer stick to be a little more wukong

>Best in design
D
>Best in terms of fuckability
E

B is way too feminine for something that will have an 80+ percent chance of being male

A, it makes him look like a cricket player, which fits into the region perfectly

Nah, Grookey is ground baseball whose name i forgot, Scorbunny is divegrass and sobble is Rugby

>Primarina
>Delphox

>sports
>not british entertainment
Scorbunny is Soccer/Football
Sobble is theater/acting
Grooky is Rock+Roll

A, E, or F look great and each have a nice unique theme to them.

C looks okay, but rather generic

D looks more like a middle-stage evolution

B just looks like cheap R34 bait

me thinks you have forgotten last gets water water.

this one

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>futbol
>cheerleader
Fucking retarded septic

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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E is the most badass
B is for people who want to sexualize Pokemon
A is for Gorillaz fans

the rest are just meh

A=E>D>F>C>B

Neither of them had tits and could just be considered beautiful.
Braixen is more feminine than Delphox, and can be seen as a powerful wizard type if you look at the actual art/model, and not inherently feminine/sexual

literally everyone is retarded except you

CAHM AHN GALAR

???

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Evidences?

i dunno about you guys but i dont want a nog waifumon

>Throw A’s pokeball
>”FINALLY, SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE, NOW, TIME FOR ME IS NOTHING COZ I’M COUNTING NO AGE”

A > F > the others > B

This is pretty good, too, but I like the themes starters have had lately, and this lacks any that I can see.

>Grooky is Rock+Roll
>Pete Townshend as a Pokemon
>hanging around with kids

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the mon is clearly drummer/musical themed so "BIG GORILLA WITH BIG STICK" is stupid, it's going to be something like D or F

I like F because it is the only music one for the Groove Monkey. Look at the international names for Grookey.

I usually would go with A or D but B makes my cock really hard so I unironically hope what we actually get is something like that

Scorbunny with bandaid on nose like some soccerplayers who head butt balls a lot, Grookey hitting the mound of ash/dirt with the tip of the stick, and Sobble doing the hike pose

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>B and F

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A

The idea that a Pokémon knows about baseball and actively trys to emulate it makes me laugh.

Hehehehehe

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>tits
You dumb fuck, it doesn't matter if they have tits or not, they are very feminine and many people have sexualize them.

None of those, it's going to be a drummer

Dude, that could mean anything. People also believe that could mean a drummer.

Alright, I fucking laughed. Good job user

>Sobble doing the hike pose

Oh lord, sobble is going to be this

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>they are very feminine and many people have sexualize them.
They will sexualize them either way

>final evolution is MOONkey
>can learn Explosion

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A reminds me of a doujin gorillaman

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At least we can all agree that whatever the actual evo is will be objectively worse than anything posted in this thread because Game Freak is incompetent.
I'd be satisfied if it halfway resembles A.

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Imma choke somebody if Scorbunny is FireFighting and not FireSky or FireNormal

A or E

An ape in a suit with a conductor’s stick. Type will be grass/psychic.

Sauce?

Best one.

The Job Of A Committee Member - Inoue Kiyoshirou

Is that a penis I see?

kek

Yeah, I actually didn't notice it when I uploaded it, otherwise I would've edited it out. Oh well, I'm not on /vp/ often anyway, I don't mind the incoming ban.

>I'm not on /vp/ often anyway
Check the url bar.

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>implying he's going to have the stick at all
Gamefreak has never introduced a concept in a starter only to drop it in the final evo!

>people keep shitting on F for waifubait
>then they pretend E isn't pure barabait

I should really stop posting half-asleep

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user, you're not just going to get ban from a single board, you're going to get ban from all of them.

>Oh well, I'm not on /vp/ often anyway

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Probably A.

>badass baseball playing gorilla
Fuck you, now I'm gonna be extremely disappointed at the actual design.

Great.

Anything similar for the other starters?

>B and F

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I want to fuck B and F

>The Job Of "A" Committee Member

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Honestly, marching band is a neat concept, but what's clearly a drumstick as in a rock band in its hair doesn't feel thematically coherent.

This also eliminates E and C; they just go the generic caveman route.
A is a maybe, but it seems baseball themed, it's not a groove gorilla like Grookey is a groove monkey.
It's gotta be B (punk rocker) or D (fairly generic design that doesn't betray its theming much)

you forgot the best one

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b,d,f>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest

I thought Grass Fighting pokemon based on Sun Wukong would be a guarantee.

> ability not Overgrowth
And that's how I know it's not canon.

>waifubait
thats the only thing that matters
go play yokai watch or some shit if you dont want waifu bait

Grass/Rock
or
Grass/Fairy

I choose Disappointment, because that's what will get. Remember who is making this game.

Its literally just Yasuo from league of legends as a Pokémon, great.

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what does Sun Wokong have to do with britbongs?

Exactly the order OP posted them in

A>B>C>>>>>>D>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F

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B and F are unfortunately the only acceptable ones as they're the only ones consistent with Grookey's music theme.

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Not him, but we already have the bunny for all you wafu needs, though.

there are never enough waifumons

D and E look pretty great. The others, not as much. I just want a grass starter that is actually good gameplay-wise.

It's time for grass to be the waifu. Water and fire were waifu and bara last generation.

D or E
i would fug B and F tho

Hot take.
If you don't bother going all the way with having different art altogether for the male and female pokemon, then the pokemon should have neither overtly male nor overtly female art.
If it's meant to represent both male and female then it should look relatively passable for both.

every single one of those sucks. Gimme a blowdart monkey.

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fpbp

Listen, I just wanna fuck the bunny.

not yet another fucking normal human

That relates to neither the UK, sports, or, music

A and E are fine. C looks more like a nu-pokemon but is acceptable I guess. The others seem a bit overdesigned.

F > B in terms of fuckability

I like A or D. A reminds me of classic Pokémon design but D looks like it makes more sense as a step up from it's first form but it feels more like a secondary evolution.

I will never grasp the fact there are people who like B and F.

>inb4 musical marching band theme
And how would that prevent the theme fitting with any other design except B and F?

I really like this one.

A>C>D>E>F>B

I absolutely love this one.

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its a monkey, it already relates to the UK

Infernape already does the Sun Wukong thing

I pick C because I have a powerful hatred for humanoid shit. I also pick B and F to be stoned repeatedly for being waifu furry shit.

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Good, because the genre bara is easily greater than others straight and gay genres, like yaoi and yuri.

>we digimon now

A or F
rest are generic

why does it need to? The other starters haven't followed any kind of theme, other than incineroar, who just shat out a theme at the last second with the final evo.

This guys list is best list. A is just a fun design, c and d are alirhgt. B and F are just pure porn bait but damn if i was rating this on how it moved my dick theyd be on top. But its not based on my dick so it aint. E just look meh and doesn't fit the england aethetic. (before people say but england doesn't do baseball... just change the bat to cricket.)

that just looks like a fucking dragon ball character. Pretty sure it's traced, too

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