DMC THREAD

barry's really gone off the deep end

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You're really gonna keep going with this when nobody is buying your shit, huh.

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>Why would anyone buy this ps2 garbage instead of PS2 garbage?

youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

DEE EM SEE IS BACK

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I love Nico

That's too many minuets, I can't keep up

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>tummy teeth
>did you just sniff that?
why is Nero so cute?

STOP COPING

Lmao this lookd si bad you can beat it in 1 hour literally DmC2 with nero saying fuck you blunder od thencentury

if V kissed Nero would it be incest?

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Reminder that if you don't get this ending you are a shitter who couldn't beat the prologue.

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gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=NUmPHNK4WNs

Does Capcom want SFM porn this badly?

yfw dmc gets 99

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youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk
yfw

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So, the streamer is an actual retard right? I feel bad for him

The game will get below 80 because journos got their asses filtered by Artemis and King Cerberus

STOP FUCKING COPING

No one can beat the prologue in their run user, it’s mean to be a joke you get the second time time you play the game

>Just remembered that we'll all be able to play together online

Nico is the new best girl, deal with it

Which does Barry hate more, KH or DMC?

You're seething so hard you can't even spell?

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If V kissed Urizen would it be sex or masturbation?

>only does A combo
>only uses Streak, no other moves
>doesn't use gun in air
>is a legitimate fucking retard
>playing on Human
Woah

the way he revs the sword is hurting me physically

>when you screenshot your own fake made post of said person to cope, making sure nobody can critique your game, therefore its a boogie man if people say something bad

some true levels of cope lmao, keep saving those fake versions though

another one

>as reviews grow closer the frightened barry barks louder

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I have not had a game put a genuine smile on my face in some time.

Frenchman almost got filtered by Goliath and is currently getting filtered by Artemis, so you're definitely not wrong.

Does this retard literally not know about Exceed? He just revs all the time like a complete mongoloid and never does it after an attack.

Anyone know if we can preload tomorrow?

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>453475132

oh no he's having a stroke

Any new weapons?

He's learning. Very slowly, but it's something.

you're the retard who couldn't even get a copy by now

it's the fact that Yea Forums literally shat on his beloved XV (which is totally shit, btw)

yeah its tomorrow

tfw genuinely scared if they actually do score low

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reminder that journos can't play the game and will give the a low score and a special mention that the game has bad music or no music at all

Reminder to reply with any criticisms of the game with "guess you didnt like that dantes hair isnt black, huh?"

My balls!

>Nico picking on Griffon
This game is so good

Reminder that Sekiro comes out next week and looks and plays much better than this dmc2 looking ass pice of edgy shit

How long until someone mods Nico into Dante for this cutscene?

Dual Kalina ann

>Lady says that Dante missed him seeing her naked
>Dante says that he already saw plenty of times

THIS PARTING IS GETTING CRAZY!

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I love the Shakespeare scene, but this feels like a little too much. Maybe it’s a direct response to the gay cowboy thing.

post yfw you ARENT barry and you havent been seething since 2013 on a video games board

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So now that the dust habe settled what went wrong?

I do

Give me one reason not to pirate this game and buy it later if I like it

HOW LONG UNTIL REVIEWS I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE I'M SO FUCKING HYPE

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wew

KH for sure, because Nomura and Square. If it even is him here, which I doubt, then he’s just killing time like usual. KH3 was personal

nico pretty hot

>Maybe it’s a direct response to the gay cowboy thing.

pretty obvious it is

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Link to the stream?

Go for it user

about 30 minutes user

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WHY THE FUCK IS KYRIE NOT IN THE GAME

stop coping

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Don't lie to me user

30 minutes

How long until someone mods Dante's face with slicked back hair into Vergil?

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I thought i would hate nu-Morrison. But i love him.

Why do Japanese devs know how make black characters so well? They don't even have black people there.

>nico is the only one who reacts to dante's dance

hilarious

she in the kitchen were she belongs

YOU CANNOT KILL ME

Stop coping

The ending scene with Morrison implies Dante called them crazy bitches. Not sure I like that. Unless it’s Morrison just being a grumpy old black man, which I’m cool with

Me too.

Can you keep the same arm forever if you never break it off?

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Never played DMC before except the first on PS2, is the emo looking guy in the trailer a good guy?

Is there a archive of the stream?
It was 3:00 am and I fell asleep at mission 19 start.

because japs know how to create a good nigger character without pushing a specific agenda

yeah

Hey guys I'm playing DMC for the first tme. Why is the combat so bad? It's not nearly as smooth as FFXV.
The story also pales in comparison.

They couldn't find a girl with a really fat ass to use as a model so they just said fuck it.

That doesn't make any sense.

sc

No matter what it scores it'll still be a failure and used as fuel by shitposters.

sniped by Vergin

One would almost suspect they did it on purpose for just that reason. Free marketing.

>PS4 died months ago
>PC died a few weeks ago
>broke as fuck
>tfw I might die before I play DMC5 and RE2

not felling very motivated bros

What are you crisping exactly? Chips?

Because they prefer to waste money on another facemodel and scan into a identical twin

It's real, didn't you saw the stream?

Pretty sure it was just Morrison using nigga dialect

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why not play the game to find out baka

YOU CANNOT COPE
I AM XV-KUN
YOU CANNOT COPE ME
I AM BARRY
YOU CANNOT COPE ME
I CANNOT SHITPOST
I MUST PROJECT

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>someone will still fall for this

Might as well turn on automatic to learn what you're supposed to be doing by then.

Ok I’m sold

youtube.com/watch?v=xWIqHCLxihQ

First review

Just rob a bank

It's because DMC is shit and FFXV is king. Combat and story in FFXV is far better than DMC. XV has much better combat and combo system that requires far more skill to learn which is why so many people stay away from XV, it's so hard for them to learn they just shit on it even though it's the best.

>tfw want to play this cause I know I'd like it
>tfw too depressed and sleep anxiety is killing my enjoyment from anything atm and it's not stopping

holy fuck I hate this winter

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Would this fix Vergil's face? The hair is the real problem

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>He's learning
>looks at Combo D
>looks at it again
>stares at it
>looks at it a third time
>goes back to game
>mashes combo A repeatedly
>leaves
Learning what, exactly?

Go to the nearest mafia and pledge allegiance to the mob boss
get paid to fuck bitches and snort cocaine
use your salary to buy PC and PS4
get shot by rival mob family while playing prologue

Japan has plenty of black people

YOU'RE ONLY CASUAL IF YOU GIVE UP, FAG

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LITERALLY COPE

it'll be an 8-9/10 all around, the less favourable reviews will inevitably complain about the arcade style linear mission structure and "outdated controls"

straightfags absolutly seething that theres no straight porn these games have always been liked by sjws

>fextralife
call me when we get real reviews

Actually good review

>It's real, didn't you saw the stream?
Link it, show me proof

I get what you’re trying to do, but you’re not very good at it.

just stop being poor dude its easy

Quick frens, I just bought DMC4 and I've never played it before. Can I finish it before release? Is it around 10 hours long? I would like to sleep tonight if possible.

looks cool to me, user

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Nuro looks like shit.

DMC4 Nero had a much better design. Debate me.

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God I love Dante

All I see is that he's learning how to rev up the sword like an autistic child.

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=NUmPHNK4WNs

this guy streamed the whole game

MY BODY IS READY TO EXCEED

>1 downvote

well, that was quick of you, Barry

youtu.be/sm6FqL5nAqk?t=50

I want to see Dante and Lady's daughter dab with Nero for the DLC while Vergil and Dante are horrified of their zoomer kids.

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no way fag i will not debate you

This scene was totally Matt's doing

Fuck you, I'm gonna beat it my first try

>she begins to stutter like Agnus
Cute

Hope Matt get's DMC after Itsuno, he's worthy

Record it

OH NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BARRY BROS

tbqh, it's kinda true.
Lady gives made up debts to Dante all the time, and Trish tabs under his shop's address whenever she buys something.

Meanwhile Dante can't even flush his toilet when he takes a piss.

Isn't Matt a PR guy?

You're on

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I think I'm going to throw up from all the revving.

>Without strength, you can't protect anything
Like father, like son

Its good advertisement

should be more motivated than ever to increase your standing in life and play some kino as your reward

He's the producer of the game, too.

God, i hope DMC will be good.
I bought left alive and it's very meh, so i better play a kino game to counterbalance that.

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He's a director/producer too if i'm not mistaken

he produced MHW and RE2Remake

re operation raccoon city too but we don't talk about that

youtube.com/watch?v=0gBESLaqXFs
I just remembered this trailer had a slightly remixed version of Devil Trigger and I like it much better than the original, it starts at 1:22 and I don't know if the remixed version even exists or if it was just made for the trailer. It's a long shot but does anyone know where I can find the full version of the remix?

nah he knows programming and is a producer, whatever that means

So is this faggot Vergil in disguise? I stopped following around the leaks back in Nov/Dec.

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you watched it in a minute?

final fantasy tier

Can't debate if I agree

>Agnus and Vergil both got laid
DMC is truly the franchise that gives hope to autists.

saw the score

vergil's human half
urizen is his demon half

>Itsuno passes the DMC Series to Matt like Vergil passes his legacy on to Nero.

Someone should draw this

Not in disguise, he's a part of him but a different guy.

>TWEWY
>gimmick QTE simulator
This faggot doesn’t even play the game he shittalks, does he?

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Sure, I know it’s true. But I just don’t see Dante calling them that because he allows this shit to happen. I like the idea the three of them are kind of like a family and calling them crazy bitches makes it seem more like they’re leeches. Which, as I said, they factually are, but I don’t like Dante seeing it that way

>lost motivation after playing 4
>play 3 again on hard
>100% motivated

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Man, he maybe was cringy but i still love Agnus.

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Anyone has a clip with V dying/fusing with Urizen to resurrect Vergil or something like that? I still have no idea what happens to V in the very very end.

>Lady gives made up debts to Dante all the time, and Trish tabs under his shop's address whenever she buys something.

Kek, that's pretty funny. Dante's too retarded to keep track of what he owes and always falls victim to Lady scamming the fuck out of him. Meanwhile Trish keeps mounting on the debt. And the lights go out always when Dante needs to take a piss break. Poetry TBQH.

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Which is hilarious because in RE, the biggest autist also gets laid and has a kid immune to all viruses, is the cure to said virus, and has his fathers strength despite clearly stating he doesn’t retain that from his dad.

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING WHILE WAITING FOR DMC5 TO RELEASE?

ME VANQUISH.

I liked his pretty boy look so much more but his new look is growing on me.

I FEEL THE BARRY IN MEEEEEE

WE'RE COPING RIGHT TOWARD YOUU

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When's the Dante and Vergil fuck each other in Hell fanfics?

DMC3

YOU CANNOT KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dante overdue for making patty his sugar mama

Stardew Valley with my dudes. Its pretty fun.

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This reads like someone defending themselves

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Dark Souls 3 and Wolfenstein: The New Order.

Nero should give Kyrie more credit

Me Enderal
me convinced by Todd

Playing TWEWY on a new DS cartridge, along with Chrono Trigger, KH3, and some Radiant Historia.

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>Use Target deal with a friend to get Deluxe Edition for $20 less than I would've paid elsewhere
>Won't have the game until Monday, when my midterms start and so I won't be able to really dig into it until Wednesday night
This is what I get for being a cheap fuck, almost a full week before I can get through the game myself. I already saw the final boss too so I'm not going in blind, I'm just going to be waiting.

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He climbs up on Urizen's corpse and stabs him in the chest

It'd be a shame for the shitposting it'd incite but we've already seen the entire game short of higher difficulties that sure as hell won't be addressed in any review. So the reviews really offer nothing to indicate the quality of the game, good or bad we're already able to come to our own (rough) conclusions on it.

Warframe.

I think it could be the version that plays during the Vergil fight
There's a list of the song names out there somewhere and I'm sure it had 3 or 4 versions of Devil Trigger on it
one is listed as the "Devil Shocker" remix while the others are just instrumentals/rearrangements so it could be that one
it's just not online yet as far as I know so wait for release or for someone with an early copy to rip the music

Nah he's literally a success story. Basically wanted to work for Capcom since his youth and worked hard + learned japanese to the point he got hired to work at Capcom JP

HOW MUCH TIME LEFT BROS?

DmC! :D

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83 metacritic
Journalists complain that it isn’t as accessible as DmC and the representation of its female characters are problematic.

I don't have a clip, but Urizen is lying on his back, V climbs onto his chest and plunges his cane into Urizen's chest. Then the blue pillar of light with the judgement cut effect happens and Vergil is standing there with his back turned, it's the shot from the final trailer. V and Urizen are gone.

steam preload fucking when?

I love the scene as is, but I feel it doesn't properly demonstrate the weapon, like these kind of cutscenes are usually supposed to do. Even lucifer does this when you get behind all the innuendo.

If they were going to go this far to begin with, they should have put some empusa raising from the bloody floor, trying to attack dante, but him avoiding them with the different moves from dr faust, all while dancing. Then the turret move at the end to control the empusa and have a final thriller homage, with the empusa exploding at the end, then nico cheering. And yes I know what I just described comes from that one meme pic with dante and the empusa, but I feel it would have worked super well here.

Finishing up the battlegates in KH3. Not gonna bother with stupid shit like the lucky emblems though.

I finally replayed DMC4.
God, I love the game. It just keeps on giving.

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Sims 4

DMC4SE multiplayer via the DDMK 1.3 mod on Reddit

Hollow Knight

>this edit
>didn't even change the fist of the north star bit to reflect the game
so much effort wasted on coloring for nothing

MGSV

>I WILL SHOVE THIS ROBOT CLAW UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF DANTE'S FRIEND DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL SHOVE EVERY ROBOT ARM UP YOUR BUTT AND I WILL SLAM THAT VAN UP YOUR ASS SO HARD A DEVIL'S DEFINITELY GONNA CRY

15 M8NUTES FOR THAT 67 ON METACRITIC

GET READY TO BE DABBED ON YOU DMCFAGGOTS

why?

Finished Bayo 1 yesterday
Still don't now what to think about it

Let's not fool oursleves, it will get an 80 because it's not cinematic enough and only has white protagonists

who?

>Vergil/Wesker are pretty much the same character
Now I need a therapy session with Vergil & Nero with Wesker & Jake. Can you imagine the sheer autistic screeches both Wesker and Vergil will fling at each other while Nero & Jake shit talk each other but realize their autism will never compare to their fathers?

link for the bonus ending?

So if I am reading the release times right, if I set my region to Asia with VPN, and I live in EST, then the game will unlock 7PM my time, right?

7/10
>combat is too archaic
>writing is too juvenile
>game is stuck in 2008 and doesn't innovate like GoW

unironically what are you going to do if it gets a good score? shit your pants? cry? cum?

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Thanks, maybe I'll have something to look forward to when the OST releases.

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Gonna alternate between DMC3 and 4, hope I can finally beat Vergil 3 on _VH.

Drop out

Is the PC version getting anything exclusive. My PC has been a pain lately and I'm sick of dealing with it.

Gonna play some NG+ Dragon's Dogma and probably the demo again.

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>doesn’t even use Stellar Flurry to replicate Fist of the North Star

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That's literally it

I'm always fascinated by how these designated shitposters' names come to be. Is the guy really called barry, or is it a nickname hailing from "em(barry)ssing" or something?

But he literally does in game and in the novel. Nico states that she’s too good for him and Nero agrees. And before the final battle, Nero calls Kyrie and she reassured him he’s doing the right thing, which Nero states all he really needed to hear was her to do what he had to do.

google it

yeah Denuvo

Can you pre-load/download it on ps4?

Would just wait till it goes live at midnight but I wanna play it instantly the second it unlocks.

>85-90 is bad score oh nonono what went wrong?
>over 90? Paid reviews and capcom shills!
Who cares about scores. We'll all have fun anyway and the shitposters will shitpost anyway

DMC4 and Ace Combat

You're totally fucking stupid.

I hope there's a little more fanservice than this

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10 minutes faggot

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All those DMChads posting their shapes made me motivated.

How do i stop being fat without leaving home? I have a ergometer bicycle

Nothing because he's going to call it a low score unless it gets a perfect 100.

All 3 I want it to succeed. I can't wait 10 more years for another DMC

We been over this user, he has the memory an aspects of the personality, he was never his own persona

It's the "joke" bonus ending where you get credits roll and this photo after defeating urizen in the prologue

>on release the threads will be populated SOLELY by shitposters while everyone else plays
i feel bad for people who cant get it on release

Not that we know of aside from some desktop backgrounds. Maybe turbo mode but that's unconfirmed on all fronts at the moment.

Finishing up S ranking all of Ace Combat 7.

Just do pushups lol

TF2.
I can't fucking escape it seems.

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>goldstein

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Her naked model is already ingame files, is there a more fanservice than this? SFM porn in day 1

>I got your back, 'cause dying is whack
Goddamn, that is some DMC1 level of corny.

just lose weight lol

Theoretically yes but you will be gimping yourself

>DMC4 multiplayer

Explain

Intermittant Fasting and cardio.

>Nico bickers with Nero all the time and is a huge Dante fangirl and encourages his goofy stuff
Damnit I don't like her design but I'm really warming up to her.

If it got more than 85 id be very impressed

>Dante will never pass on his genes with Lady
I feel bad for Dante

You’ve got to stop eating a lot my man. If you’re going to eat, eat more protein and healthy stuff instead of the junk foods. That’s a massive start. That’s where the correct weight loss starts. And count your calories. Do you drink soda?

Left Alive

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Famitsu
Devil May Cry 5 (PS4, Xbox One) – 9/10/9/9 [37/40]

OH GOD I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW BROS

if you are even slightly willing to leave the house to go on walks or something that makes a big difference. i lost like 50 pounds just going for a walk every day and eating less obviously bad for you stuff (and i mean like i'd eat half of what i normally would eat and cut out soda completely)

is it good?

>Do you drink soda?
yes, i should cut all carbo and soda right

donguri's streaming dmc 3 right now if someone's interested

me nero me smash

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Mod that lets you play multiplayer BP if i'm not mistaken

Can't wait to see your dead body when this game gets a 8.5+

Make your predictions DMC bros! How much is going to get????

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I know Famitsu isn't the best source of unbiased reviews but this is a good sign.

7 MINUTES FOR THAT 43 ON METACRITIC

PLEASE RESPOND

So Nero technically doesn't still have an arm right? The arm he got in the ending is just a manifestation of his devil trigger stand, so thats why he can still use the devil bringer.

I predict a solid 87, western reviews just aren't the sort to give a gamey game like this a 90+ anymore.

wub wub

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Griffon is based
>this isn’t the time to kill yourself, do it later, I’ll help

>guy keeps making fun out of barry with the michael jackson parody song

>they fucking put a mj reference into the game

fuck me. meme magic is real

preload is on in PS4 someone said last thread

Is it actually as bad as Yea Forums makes it out to be

seconding this

76-85
But who the hell cares what journos say?

There's a mod some guy on Reddit has been working on that allows for couch co-op DMC4SE with any characters. 3-4 player can be unstable, but I've been doing 2 player Bloody Palace runs with my friend who's never touched DMC over Parsec and it's been the tits.

SHITPOSTING

ITS GETTING BIGGER

BANG BANG BANG

Is the implication that this has super armor on it? Because that's my new go-to with Nero now if so. I hope you get style for armoring through attacks.

5 MINUTES NIGGERS

You can. I still need to download mine but it's already up.

IT WILL GET 91

I'm europoor and yes, you can

Here's a close-up of the Green Empusa

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finishing haruka whims in kiwami

OH NO NO NO NO

Shit. I need to download that now.

I love co op in action games.

it's already there

>dante choking griffon
>dead weight
>monster dew
>dante NWF is canon

meme magic is real

Cutting carbs helps, but it’s not necessary. Complex carbs like vegetables, oats, beans, etc are excellent for their nutrition value. Stuff like soda, sugar drinks, are all empty carbs and do nothing but make you want more. The biggest change is dropping the soda and the weight loss will come exponentially my man. Look up the calories in soda and you’ll see that shit is the most detrimental thing in your system.

Full game, but the camera works best with BP.

Feels bad, Lady's so cute in DMC5.

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7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I got to play with you

It's meh and kinda kusoge, but i like it it's fun if you like game that plays like back then.
PC port is quite bad tho.

go on library and click purchases dmcv is should let you when it is available i'm getting physical though

you, when it gets 92

PULL MY JANNY TRIGGER

I did that last night user. Took me two hours to git gud and beat him but it was motivating. I feel more hyped for 5 now than before.

85, give or take 3.

but really, i'm looking forward to the sales number, just to blow away NT's vision, salty DmC Journos SJWpilled agenda, and Inafune's westaboo misconception of what Capcom needed to do all those years ago.

Blessed post.

Yeah, i'm cutting all carbo and soda after DMC5 release. Need to ask for a final pizza for Launch Day

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IT FITS

99 LET'S FUCKING GO

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CUTE TRANNY

mah nigga

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3 MORE MINUTES. THAT 6/10 POLYGON REVIEW COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMALE REPRESENTATION IS COMING

this guy's making shit up

t. fatass drinking nothing but water

I cut soda and only ate greasy stuff like pizza very occasionally and dropped 35lbs in 6 months a while back. I've stagnated pretty hard since then but if you do that and take a 15-30 minute walk at least 5 times a week you'll make your initial progress pretty quick.

1 MINUTE GET YOUR BINGOS READY

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reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/an5zlh/ddmk_13/ Here's the link.

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>STANDING HERE
>I REALIZE

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I'm going to be cynical and say they will give it an 87 on Metacritic.

Reviews are up. Refresh the page

FIRST REVIEW UP

FUCKING 7

7/10
7/10
7/10
7/10

ITS OVER BROS BRACE FOR SHITPOSTING TO THE MAX

>mfw it gets lower than DmC
Just want to see the shitstorm desu. Won't change my Deluxe preorder

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any
>remember to reproduce nip kids!
messages in the game? maybe other than cute Lady shots

>went from 91 to 93
IT'S GETTING BIGGER

Can someone please explain the Barry and "Coping" memes to me

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You should also look up athlean x my man. A fantastic guy who posts about work outs and health. The thing with eating right is not making yourself suffer from it. Going cold turkey can fuck you up mentally and make you relapse, so having 1-2 slices of pizza a week won’t kill you, but having pizza daily as well as soda will

So it is written.

Some other user reccomended intermitant fasting. I heard that stuff is magic. Is it safe though?

Even if reviews are bad, i'm gonna play it anyway, i just need my Dante.

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OH NONONONO

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DONT FORGET TO ARCHIVE THE REVIEWS
archive.fo/

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>caring about game reviews

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SO?????

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>Fags who never Saw Michael dancing at his PEAK
>youtube.com/watch?v=d17ggav1Lto
DMC IS BACK WITH A MOONWALKING THRILLER!

But they are a thing in DMC5, she says that Dante missed her naked and Dante replies that he already saw multiple times

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86

How? I’m shredded and that’s what I’ve been doing for 10+ years. Water is also excellent and I can’t go on without it.

my review should be coming in soon shit game it has shit story shit gameplay shit exploration shit platforming shit audio and visuals shit replayablity and the price tag is too high 0/10

Are you fucking blind, deaf, and stupid? His arm grew back. Nico turned the breakers into gauntlets.

coping isn't just barry, coping has been on Yea Forums for a while now

Pls respond
Is there a archive of the stream?
I fell asleep.

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK

for what purpose

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Why people want this game to get bad reviews? I thought this was only a thing for exclusives but this is in all relevant systems

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journos living in the DMC fanbases head rent free

>COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMALE REPRESENTATION
that and the games too hard

WHERE ARE THEY AAAAA

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You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have forgot the archive the link when posting, Whoops! You should always remember to archive the link when posting, unless it's already archieved! Posting links whitout archiving is poor form. You should always try to post archives, otherwise you will be giving money to clickbait websites.
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

TAMEME BTFO

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Seething cope

Doom 2016

>fanservice BAD
normalfag Npcs on suicide watch

I'm watching Star Trek.

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>pandering fan service moment

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Imagine being nu-Yea Forums and caring about VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISTS reviews.

What the fuck is wrong with you braindead normalfags npc?

for what purpose?
all that matters is the metascore.

metacritic.com/game/pc/devil-may-cry-5/critic-reviews

ITS UP NIGGERS

IF varied between individuals but for the most part it works. The thing is hat you don’t want to go on a diet, because diets aren’t meant to last. What you want is to change your lifestyle for the better. Which means this needs to be constant. Can you do IF forever? No you can’t. But can you change your lifestyle to eat better, cook your own foods, and quit the soda? Yes you can. You got to look at it like that.

Me neither. He never even swore at his enemies.

I hope it's just implying that Morrison believes Dante may think this, but deep down Dante is thankful for having people who genuinely care for him in his life (even if they can be bitches at times).
After all he had a very rough youth and has always been a loner, so I'm sure he appreciates the company.

>pandering fan-service moments
>girls in little clothing bad

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BASED

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BARRY

ON

SUICIDE

WATCH

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>A couple pandering fan service moments

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>pandering fan service
>good looking girls are bad
>MORE GAY STUFF LIKE LAST OF US 2 KISSING AND GONE HOME PLS :DD :D:D:D

Californian journalists.

>pandering fan-service moments

>While some characters, like fan-favorites Trish and Lady, don’t have much to contribute, their presence at least brings a sense of camaraderie. However, a couple of nude scenes involving them come across as tasteless; with so many pleasing callbacks and references, moments like this awkwardly stand out.
FUCK YES BROS

DMC4 designs were miles better. Only a blind fanboy will deny that

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I DON'T SEE THE SCORE ANYMORE

OHNONO BARRY BRO

I'M GONNA SAY THE J-WORD

IT'S HAPPENING

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No you fucking retard. He de-summons his arm to equip the Breakers

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>fanservice bad

HAHAHA THE ONLY """""""FLAW""""""""""" IS MUCH REPRESENTATION OF WAHMEN

BARRY ARE YOU OKAY??

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TITTIES AND ASS BAD

KINO MAY CRY

Have IGN redeemed themselves?

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>No bad reviews, all have either 10/10 or 9/10

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The absolute state of game journos

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no 10 its shit

end of the line, shitposters

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guys fuck off with the reviews who cares if its 9/10 or 4/10? You can't trust these game journalists, You'll have fun, and the shitposters will keep shitposting.

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I WISH NERO WAS MY NEPHEW SON I’D SPOIL HIM SO HARD

BROS

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AHAHAHAAHA
SHITPOSTERS BTFO

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS LISTENING TO VIDEO GAMES REVIEWS? HOLY SHIT Yea Forums LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????

BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>criticizing fan-service
Like clockwork

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>9.5/10 from IGN
Well fuck, didn't expect that

NOOOOOOOO THIS CAN BE HAPPENING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A 6

Devil May Cry 5 is an epic return to a true form of this franchise and the one that fans have been waiting for. Varied gameplay from all three characters will keep you on the edge of your seat and your controller in your palms. Linearity and the somewhat underwhelming OST aren't issues for the overall greatness of this game.

BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH OH NNONONNONO HAHAHA

SOMEONE TWEET AT HIM NOW @BAZZTEK

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I don't get the focus on Metacritic myself besides shitposting, but at the same time I'm hoping the reviews are good enough that it doesn't become more fuel for shitposting.

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rockpapershotgun.com/2019/03/06/review-devil-may-cry-5/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

No son/daughter to prove it though

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK

TEMEEM WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE YOUR HEAR ME

easy allies
youtu.be/Hj2UYHxgM-w

It's fucking happening!

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I couldn't give less of a shit about the reviews themselves but it's nice that the catalog won't be flooded with "7/10 OH NO NO NO" for the next few days.

HOLY SHIT BROS, WE DID IT. SOMEONE POST Yea Forums TAP DANCING WITH THE CANE.

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BANG
BANG
BANG

>Yea Forums outraged that someone could not like shitty fan service
like clockwork

B T F O
T
F
O

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>gets 9.8 on site
>somehow it's 88 points on metacritic

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STOP COPING GUYS

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How long until we move to the next position on the list?

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I can't wait to play this on Xbox One X.

It feels good playing Japanese games at their best on the big baka gaijin system.

>its a known fact that gaming journo are fucking sjws retards that all play on easy and suck at video games
>Yea Forums unironically listen to these guys

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Desu all the game really needed was a high enough score to outscore DmC.

>shitposters getting BTFO even harder
I don't care about these reviews but since them do, I'm having some fun

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>ALL ABOVE 9S AND 90S
NONON BARRYBROS HOW WILL DMC BROS COPE

Who the fuck is Barry?

>several fags complaining that it's not DmC2
Can't make this shit up

So what controller is recomended for PC so I can play this game?
>V is refreshing addition
Bullshit

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IGN: 9.5
>game lasts 10 hours
everyone hates Fallout 76 and anthem yet they are endless in terms of fun, gaming is fucking dead

I JUST WANTED DMC1 DANTE BACK

WHAT IS THIS BUGS BUNNY FAGGOTRY?

Literally this.

KILL
YOUR
SELF
BARRY

How's the bingo so far?

SONY NOOOOOOOOOO

CAPGODS

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2 minutes

youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4

What’s Barry going to do now

SOMEONE MAKES A COLLAGE OF ALL THE REVIEWS

10 from Destructoid, wow
destructoid.com/review-devil-may-cry-5-544271.phtml

fallout 76 and anthem suck though

>even mainstream reviewers love it
B-b-b-ut I thought all the shitposting would sink it

8/10 from based hardcore frenchies
gamekult.com/jeux/devil-may-cry-5-3050878775/test.html
7/10 for RE2 remake from them.

Not him but it’s magic for a few months, yes. But it’s not recommended for long term goals. You need to continue changing your eating methods for the better in order to get true safe progression

IT's GETTING BIGGER

Barry is in there go say something nice to him.

Shit tier bait

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>post-game content
the game is the content. why would there be a post-game? this isn't a fucking RPG holy fuck. You play the game, and that's the game. Bloody Palace is all you need for 'post game' content, fuck you.
Based 9.8 though.

Its more the fact that what should be considered a problematic and outdated game for journos is getting a high score

>shitposters are so desperate they resort to defending fallout 76 and anthem
LMAO
M
A
O

It gets funnier each time. A chuckle fit knowing who Yea Forums really is.

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>you will never be a stylish crippled stickman with a cane

DMC IS BACK

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YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM 10/10

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its below 90 yikes shit game everybody knows 90+ means its average

>those thick thighs
guaranteed fat ass
SFM when?

The Yea Forums contrarians want it to fail badly, that's why the good reviews will forever make them seethe at how wrong they were

WE MADE IT BOYS

IT’S BEEN A FUCKING DECADE BUT WE MADE IT

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IMAGINE THE SHITPOSTERS SEETHING RIGHT NOW

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Patty calling Dante just to tell him that she finally turned 18 and ordering him to come over to her place for her birthday party was funny because we both know she just wanted that Sparda dick now that she's legal.

new bread

Because the avarege shitposter always consider the number journalists gave to the game

N O W I M M O T I V A T E D

You guys are legit fucking pathetic. Listening to gaming journalists a new low for this garbage board.

His name is Barry. He shitposted so hard all across the internet simultaneously that people found all his accounts on various websites. He even has a ResetEra account that got banned for harassing people over FF XV.

I have a giant backlog but fuck this, preordering on steam right now. Fingers crossed that pc version isn't shit.

THE PRICE TO PAY FOR GOOD REVIEWS IS VERGIL NOT PLAYABLE

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Literally in the next 5 minutes. You’re going to hear people say there’s no DLC next

>he only plays DMC in the normal difficulty
Casual schum

>not playing on keyboard
Real Yakuza play on the keyboard, I beat 1, 3 and 4 without any major problems, it's actually really comfy

the point
------------------->
your head

>giving activision money

>doesn't innovate like GOW
This is how i know you're a retard. GOW simply threw a few mechanics from DS into it, and slowed the gameplay down incredibly compared to the previous titles.
Not only that, but half the game may as well have been cutscenes.

If she trying to seduce her

THREAD THEME:
youtu.be/1Mi11pfUUrk
SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION

What surprises me is that they actually praised the story.

Griffon is fucking savage. Poor Nidhogg, it's not his fault he was born a parasite.

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Good for you, DMCfags. Now it's time for some Dragon's Dogma love.

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>IGN and Gamespot suck!!!!
>except when they give my games high scores

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WE DID IT REDDIT!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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And real gangsters use a controller for better control over the game which leads to an overall better experience.
>DMC1
>PC
Who are you trying to fool?
GOW innovated with the character Kratos, does Dante get any devolpment?

>woman sucking up to a guy who murdered her dad

typical

>critic score low 90s high 80s
>user score mid 90s
thats my prediction

I bought the deluxe edition, hope it goes to DD2's development. Itsuno is back in full force baby!

nice

>that'll be 10/10 minus fanservice tax

wait is nico lezbian?

You faggots were going to use the scores to ruin threads if they were bad, so eat this fat cock and enjoy the hype threads.

I haven't seen a Michael Jackson reference in vidya in so long, holy fuck.

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I love Leon for saying this to Saddler, because the entire event was really small time since Wesker was watching everything.

86 metacritic
88 opencritic

IT OUT FAGGETS!
>twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1103326101147971584
Destructoid 10
IGN 9.5
Gamespot 9
PushSquare 9
Press Start 9
Easy Allies 9
Videogamer.com 9
Gamesradar 4.5/5
Game Informer 8.5
Eurogamer "Recommended"

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He still does the pose

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it's just switchlet discord trannies and tortanicfags who shit on everything out of general principle

How long untill cracked version? I don't know If my PC can handle it

So, how long until SJWs seethe about MJ reference?

You do know that the HD remaster od the first three DMC games is also on PC, right?

Good, that was a horseshit thing to do and I'm glad they fired back with something fun.

In the novel she considers Kyrie the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen. To the point she apologizes for swearing in front of her and vows to never do it again.

its 90 right now on OC
>opencritic.com/game/6629/devil-may-cry-5

SAY IT WITH ME

DEVIL MAY CRY IS BACK

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Why does it have 84 metacritic then? The fuck?

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On release

keep hyping for DD2, user. took us 10 years, but i can see DD2 happening in a few years from now. I'm gonna rest now for tomorrow. 10 years has been so long.

this who gives a shit about game reviews. Although I think people are celebrating more about shitposters getting btfo again rather then game doing well. Most people knew the game was going to be at least OK regardless of what reviewers say.

never because based japan doesnt give 2 fucks about it, and common people knows that Michael is inocent.

get fucked barry

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Appreciated.

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DEVIL MAY CRY IS BACK

Only TWO DAYS before going cuhrayzee!

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Metacritic system is garbage

A fair compromise.

I would've been livid if they failed to give me that glorious ass again.

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My nigger, beat DMD on 1,3,4 with keyboard, maximum comfy. I struggle to play the demo on the PS4 since having to have a weird grip to be most efficient is annoying.

>naked ladies are a negative
Some fat whale is jelly of Trish and Lady.

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F for those that couldn't make it to this day

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE WIN
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Not at all. She has the hots for Nero actually when she thinks he’s flirting with her when he’s not

One guy gave it a 75, lowering the score

where subhuman new version at?

>common people
since when are SJWs common?
since when are they people?

I do now

>Michael Jackson in 2019
>Michael Jackson after more recent events

I can't wait for the controversy next week

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thats true. But its the same if its gets clogged with "BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH/ SHITPOSTERS BTFO".

FUCK

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THE ONES GIVING LOW SCORES ARE LOW TEST FAGS WHO LOVES DONTE!
>metacritic.com/game/xbox-one/devil-may-cry-5/critic-reviews
IM NOT KIDDING!

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At least the novel states that she’s still the most kindhearted person in the series and even Nico is awestruck of that ass. And Kyrie is the reason Nero unlocks his DT

We'll have to enjoy the game more, for them.

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So Dante not being a virgin is finally canon!

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They lacked power.

youtube.com/watch?v=WRj8eAwg3Ys
Dante vs Vergil

Same. I probably won't play DMC5 until next week but pre-ordered the deluxe just to give them some money in the off chance DD2 gets funded. Both series are great.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NERO AND V, JUST LET ME PLAY DANTE ALREADY

it's an re engine game so it should run pretty well. dmc4 runs super smooth too on lower end computers . how old is your rig?

She probaly showed naked at his office just to tease him, but not fucking him, she's batshit insane user.

>Devil May Cry 5 seems to have learned nothing from all the other games that have been rapidly expanding and revitalizing the action genre. In a post Bayonetta world, Devil May Cry 5 had a lot to prove to assert itself as a relevant mainstay against its contemporaries, but what’s here feels like a snapshot of when the series was unrivalled in skillful, stylish combat, entertaining set pieces, and a main character that upheld an icon status even when his series was in stasis.
>It’s just unexceptional in the face of games that have revitalized a genre as recently as the past two years. God of War, Bayonetta 2, and Nier: Automata all stand out as stellar, modern examples of what the action genre is capable of, where Devil May Cry 5 feels like a relic of a time when it was nearly uncontested in that space. There’s clearly a passion for this series instilled in DMC5, but it feels like all it amounts to is reminiscing about its past than paving the way for a brighter future.

SAID controversy is being pushed by the Music industry jews at holywood user
They are Anal that Culkin and the rest of those who were with him spilled the beans and said that the allegations were fake

>t. Nintentoddler assblasted that the game will never run on switch