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>Etxano
I don't think that's either Italian nor Spanish. Never seen spelling like that at least.
I would say South America, but the E-70 is a European highway, right? Portugal would be likely then.

Bilbao is a big city in Spain, you're pretty much set if you follow the signs and look for airport directions (assuming you know no spanish).

Fuck. I've already clicked way ahead. I'll probably find an exit some time though.

>tfw no Russian MILF to /ss/ with

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Thanks, it seems that I'm lucky, found myself in an old town, then making my way out to the highway

Lets hope I'm not in the north of the country otherwise long journey to an airport.

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This sounds like great fun. Here's my start, looks like some English countryside

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AND A CHING CHONG DAY TO YOU, Yea Forums!

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>Rolled Finland
Fuck yeah, dude. That shit is comfy to the max. Hopefully you'll see some pretty lakes in between the massive forests.

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I'm a pleb forgot to stealth.

Fuck yeah! I'm in luck! I can take the deer OR the ariplane home!

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As an east asian, I don't understand why you guy choose Japan, boring as fuck, especially architecture. I think Europe is much more comfy

>South American Countryside 345km from closest town

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You fool, that's the sign for the deer airport, no humans allowed

Don't know about you lads but this house looks very ominous. Also I'm in Germany, or somewhere around that area

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Fuck in a dusty shithole.East or West Lads.

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Nevermind it was the one where you're shown a place and you try to guess where it is.

Welp, there's Mount Fuji. Might as well find the forest and kys myself

i got randomly dropped there, i swear. Part of the fun is choosing a random spawn.

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As a Europeon, I don't understand why anyone would pick the boring Euro countryside. I think the U.S is much more comfy.

If you're near Mt. Fuji you're near an airport, you coward

>Might as well find the forest and kys myself
I'll go with you

Stealth dumb you gaijin mode

Grass is always greener on the other side, I guess

US and Euro countrysides are way more comfy than the absolute nothing you get in Australia

Also I hope Musli is the name of a town and doesn't mean "bus stop" or something

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IT TOOK ME BACK TO THE STARTING POINT! Fucking idiot couldn't go near highways. I died because of shitty game desing.
it is, apparently

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That's really weird, try refreshing or using a different browser

I think I must have snapped to a different path in some hard to see crossroad or something, because I haven't seen any airports. 1KM is like 5 clicks away and I've already lost the sign and everything.
I wanna go home, man.

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You don't seem to have any countries selected. Click the All button and see if that changes anything.

Bilbao, here I come!
Nearly missing the intersection node by going to fast...

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We got dropped at the same place, pick me up bro

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>spawn in the ass end middle of nowhere in fucking latvia

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Hey user, I live there.

Need any directions?

>Not toggling Stealth Mode
Come on, guys. Can't you read?

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Thanks, but no need. I want to play BOTW (real life ver) with little guide as possible!

Just telling you, if you see a sign pointing to Barakaldo, do NOT go there user.

Do NOT go there.

Found an actual town at least, with a massive church looming over everything

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This isn't promising at all. Is there even an airport in Uganda?

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Go to columbia imediatelly find a drug lord mansion

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There is, but they just fire you with a massive slingshot

Also seeing a bunch of little kids around, not sure if it's specific to this area or Germany as a whole

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cheeky fuck

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Russia was a fucking mistake. I'm pretty sure I'm way WAY off-path now.
Also, I'm trying to read the signs but this FUCKING HUGE TRUCK KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY
REEEEEEE

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Those are just Germans, user. It's what they look like before evolving into adults.

It sure looks european, and there are street signs in English around, but what fucking flag is this?

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Did you get appropriate KGB access to read those sign?

Good luck user, it's a fucking big country, with very long distance between big cities

St Georges flag if I'm not retarded and remember right

Isn't that just St George's cross? Weird.

welp. here i go.

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It stands for "no surrendering allowed"

>continuing to roam around this ugandan slum, that's self-proclaimed a city
>there's a fucking goat out of nowhere
you genuinely can't make this shit up

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im in some sort of shithole, but it looks nice

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This house is pretty post apocalyptic, found after travelling through Schonenberg, which I hope is a town and not a generic German phrase

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Thanks, fucker. They heard you and next thing I know, I'm being pulled over.

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Based Paki

Pretty that's just their cabs.

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>tfw phonenigger
fuck

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Scathing post modern critique etched on German walls

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At least you have walls, I'm stuck in some village.
Just carry some appropriate "currency" you'll be fine.

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this place is comfy

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Go to Bilbao
Take a plane to Madrid
Congratz you won
>t. Majorcan

Fuck Russia. I thought I saw an airplane in the sky and got all excited, but when I zoom in it's just a fucking bug.
Kill me. Everything is all flat and boring and there are giant trucks obscuring my vision. I hate it.

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>DO NOT GO TO BARAKALDO
Basado Patxi

there is so much stuff painted red - rocks, walls, poles

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>red
>lider
Venezuela

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I found some more deer and they're 2km away.
Maybe it's the same general area I was in last time?

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holy shit very fun Idea OP

Eat shit

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Finally figured out where i am, i'm in the Philippines. Also wholesome christian values.

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spooky
use non-secure trips to mark your guys progress

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God, I am so fucking done with this bullshit.

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found my first sign of civilization
no fucking idea what language this is
any help?

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> centro urbano
Is this Biblao, have I arrived?

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There's only 20 people ITT, I think we'll be fine. Like that deer guy who is lost, his posts are pretty clear
Polish, Finnish or Norwegian :DDDD is my guess

I wanna say you're in Scandinavia, because those trees are instantly familiar. But I don't think they use yellow lines on the road like that in Sweden or Norway.
Could also be Canada, I guess.

Just follow the deers, they have candy obviously.
You're in Scandinavia at least.

That is Finland or potentially northern Sweden near the border.

Hyvää! :DDDD

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Let's hope S. Bernardino has an airport

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Got lucky with spawn. The first street sign that I saw was "airport 2km"

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That church in the distance looks cool as fuck.

found some houses, no sign of a city yet

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>(((traveling)))
This shit is the reason why pure white towns are being replaced by sunhumans.
We used to stay in the same place for ages because it was the right thing to do but noooooooooo we need to go to some smelly ocean or a hot deserted hell hole
Fuck traveling and fuck tourism

Do NOT give him (You)s

>Sunhumans

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found a sign, surely related to those houses from before, I've been going foward for like 1Km and still no signs of a town or a city
do
not
reply.

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Yep. My way to the airport is also go through the chruch!

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wow i have a long way down
does venezuela even have any airports

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>he doesn't even come from the sun

OH JUST FUCK ME IN THE ASS

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How fucked am I?

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Uh, its not what it looks like

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Looks like the original plan of heading to Arkhangelsk is back on track.
Saw a sign that said something like 730km, so I've made SOME progress.

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I'm stuck, going to call GG on this one. Turned out I was off base and was wandering around Switzerland

The enemy of blade runner fags

what the fuck is this?

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Just tame that cow and ride it to the airport

I'm actually just stuck here. Guess i'll respawn after i talk to this nice family.

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Mailboxes. A lot of places in rural Scandinavia have a place down the road for mailboxes. You have to walk all the way over there to get your shit.
Because houses are so sparse, it'd be a huge pain to deliver the mail to each one.

New adventure, starting on some nice looking hills

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Ah, here we go, now i can move.

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if it ends in -berg is either a place or a jew i think

NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS THIS TIME DEERFAGS

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I see some chemtrails

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nani

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What's happening user, just move forward in the direction of the deers

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE IN RUSSIA. I FOUND A SIGN THAT SAID THAT THE CLOSEST "SOMETHING" WAS LIKE 500 MILES AWAY.

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found some signs

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Holy fuck this became a game? I remember /x/ used to do this on google earth.

what do these mean?

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Took a while to get out of that Philippians village but not I gotta hunt for a city on this road.

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Something Russian is over there

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15 kilometres to Korpilahti and 6 to Kärkistensalmi. National road 610.

>Only 500km
You're like a little baby. Watch this.

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Cokonballtorture

this does not look safe

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now we in bidness

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>610
That's the road you're on.
>Korpilahti 15
You're 15 kilometers from Korpilahti. I think Korpi means black in Spurdo.

I wish I knew what those mean
I'm giving up, I've been driving for 15 minutes and not one sign of a city

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I've been going down this narrow dirt path for 10 minutes and not seen much. There's also a black man riding on the back of my truck.

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Well shit I guess I'm in Japan now.

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This seems to be the most common spawn, I wonder why

The longer the name the smaller the city

Telephone poles on the side of the road, it's an improvement. I crossed a sparsely populated area, a while ago but all they had was a health center.

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same
ended up on a random neighborhood

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Means some kind of settlements with those names.

>There's also a black man riding on the back of my truck.
Holy shit, my fucking sides! These are automated cars, right? Fucker is hitchhiking!

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I think I'm in some plains in Africa

Bilbao - picture captured on the way to airport.

I think you should try go back to Vologda, Arkhangelsk is too far...

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Looks like the third dude spawning in that same place, wonder what's up with that

That's because you retards aren't reading the guide. You're not enabling all locations, and instead get to these ''View of the day/month'' bullshit.
These are places people have already found and shared on the site.
Check the options, enable the locations and click Go!

A sign in French is all I've seen so far

holy shit what the fuck
probably because japan is filled with urban areas so there's a larger poll of places to go

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well shit. which way Yea Forums?

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Reminder to all participants stranded in the ching chong waterfall zone - that's the View of the Day, you need to hit the "go" button to actually generate a new, random location.

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reroll I have no idea how to get out of this African mess

Left

Neat looking Ruski flags in whatever place this is

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well shit, i cant go any further in venezuela, but now i have a lady and a dog

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HEAD RIGHT!

Now I've never been anywhere hot but my instincts are telling me I'm in the Caribbean or something. Neat (I'm probably completely wrong)

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This underpass has taken the bogpill
So far the winners are the guy in Bilbao and the deer guy if he ever gets to the airport

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>Parkering forbeholdt
Nigger, you're in Denmark.

or Thailand

Found out I am in a national park in Madagaskar.

Next goal is to find out where the man climbed on.

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what a pleasant shithole.

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oh no

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I find myself in a hungarian village with a very depressing mood

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ez

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Not knowing distances at all is better. Sticking to MR 11, it's broader then the other road.

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I'm in some country that uses Cyrillic letters

Yeah, I think you're right. This looks pretty asian.

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Thailand certainly

Oh this is a good sign.

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How to i say:
>HELP IM IN BRAZIL AND I DONT WANT TO DIE
in Portuguese?
Been down a straight road for at least an hour

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Looks like that tower in dying light

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End of rine, or start rather since I went in the direction opposite of the car was driving. Seems like the camera started recording here. Also, there was more than one guy riding in the back.

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Don't sneeze they will shut down the airports, and then you lost.

Someone in Russian had some heartbreak

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I've made it to somewhere called sevlievo municipality. Anyone know anything about it?

what the fuck is this language (not english)

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Ok... i think this is goin to be a 10h trip

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Wait a minute that hat...

Wasn't the Laeueleele the villains of MGS 2

well i'm still not sure where i am but it's definitely some kind of spichole.

*mongolian throatsinging intensifying*

oh yeah, this looks promising

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Bilbao user reporting in, I've arrived at the airport!

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>770
>Been traveling in the WRONG direction for ~50km
I think I'm integrating well into Russian culture, because I sure feel like killing myself.
Anyway, can you guys give me some advice here? Which one of these unintelligible places should I aim for?

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forgot image

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what direction do i go

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So where the fuck am I going

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left.

Congratulations!

i spawned on the left
well i gotta go back 50 km

Denmark for sure. It's a VERY flat country, so enjoy that shit.

taheva it seems.

You were right, I passed a lot of Thailand flags on this long road. I've finally found some roadsigns, hopefully I'll be home soon.

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As I've said, Boлoгдa (Vologda) is your nearest place, but maybe Mockba (Moskva) is good for sightseeing too~

None of those is an airport or any transportation hub that could take you there. Choose random.

damnit

judging by the state of the town you're in, the next airport is 90KM away at least
you're in some low-class suburbs just find an avenue

Outside the Societe Generale Montenegro, which I don't know what that is

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Teheva, apparently.

Aha! there must be a store or a city in this direction!

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The General Society of Montenegro.

I thought they just had a single port.

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thanks to the USA embassy i found out that im in Skive

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FUCK YEAH! STILL DUNNO WHERE I AM BUT WHICH DIRECTION Yea Forums?

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Try to get to Loei town, it's the capital of that province.

I happen to be a bit of a vexilologist (or whatever)
and that's montenegro flag

A hitchhiker! Do we pick him up, boys?
Seems like an okay dude.

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ok so this work of art has revealed to me that I am in a place called Afao. I've never heard of it, so I'm not sure if it's the country or the name of the place. Considering all the tropics, earthquake warnings, english/spanish/their own language(?) it's some island in the caribbeans. I think I saw a porch with an US flag so it might be a vacation island of some sort?

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he's either got vodka or water, do it.

Thanks user, just passed the general society of Montenegro a few minutes ago. Good work
Ditch the boomer

Hawaiian

Of course. Expanding your party is always good.

does it say anything about an airport

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>Lululeelee LOLOL
Didn't you play Pokemon SUMO? That's Hawaiian.

competitive multiplayer version when?

Oh trees, its a sign of civ right?

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oh fuck me im in the middle of brazil.
Brasilia seems like the nearest place with an airport, but ive just travelled north for an hour.
Should i just kys here?

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Er, user, you might wanna get out of there quick.

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I just connected the dots and I realized I'm in Hawaii. Fuck I'm retarded.

so basically you have to find a big city and an airport within with google maps controls
sounds really fun

fuck it, heading to silistea.

Looks like there's a third man on my truck, but I can only see his hands. I thought these were Google trucks. Why the hell are there people riding on them?

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welcome to the ricefields motherfucka

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>that
>spic
Man, you racists are fucking retarded. PET|ROM; PET(rol) Rom(???).

Found the massive bus depot in Montenegro, maybe they transfer you to an airport

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my guess is Romania

Any anons know anything about Bulgaria? I know Sofia would have an airport but it's pretty far.

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Every now and then, you find some cars, the driver is the first white person I've seen

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i was more so going off the word Zona and the brown people.
also this doesn't look good.

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it's romania

Think I'll probably just stay here and charge my phone. Seems pretty comfy here

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I think the cars are self-driving. Those people just got tired of walking, I guess.

Looks like internet racial theoryshitting falls flat on its face again.

b-bros?

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well i'm fucked

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I guess those are just regular small city trucks they use. Mounted a 360 view camera.
Is it common in African countries to pick up hitchikers on your trucks?

where to Yea Forums?

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OH SHIT

nice house

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>9KM
That's like 15 minutes! You're in there, user.

Very nice church in Montenegro
Right

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go to pitesti

Took user's advice and headed for Bo..volga. Almost there.

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see

Is this an airport? Am I finally free of this Ruski place

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Bulgaria is goddamn boring

>No Costa Rica
We are always left out

I am in Swaziland after all, it's a small country that's better

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>walk across a long road for several minutes
>decide maybe its a good idea to turn around and read the signs facing the other way
>picture of an airplane

Time to backtrack.

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Good luck!

Well, at least it's a capital

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This place seems a little spooky, fellas...

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167 km from Sofia

The Russian experience, everyone.
I swear to god, that's the same truck I was stuck behind an hour ago.

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ABORT

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I was stuck behind a blue truck forever in Bulgaria

be careful you don't end up at Kusanagi Station, user

I looked back and there's this creepy light behind me.
It's gaining on me with each jump

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At least you get signs i've been following a single road in the Philippines for an hour and all i've found out is enrollment for mansalay highschool is now going on.

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what in the god damn...
I just got dropped in a village 30km away from my home

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probably a vehicle

I've been circling around the same square 50km for the past 2 hours.

no cheating, get to an airport

Well seems like I'm deffinetly not in Sarmelek.

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oh my fucking god, i cant get on the road that leads to the airport

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should be easy for you to get to an airport then.

I got the same location. How do you switch from sidewalk to the road? I'm next to it but there;s no option to move into the road.

>stuck in mountainous asia region
Not gonna make it home bros

Your fate is sealed.

Join us, fellow traveller.

>Südkraft
Yup. I'm right back where I was 1 hour 30 minutes ago. Probably for the better, but goddamn this is disheartening.

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I'm completely lost in Montenegro with no airport in sight

I got to a civilized place
What's supposed to be in Mahamba?

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>filename
Flipland is not exactly good at post signs. Going at the larger streets gives you a better chance of going out.

Well, fuck

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got dumped in mexico
after 30mins of travelling to guadalajara im giving up and staying here in this very Papa Johns

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It wont let me drive into this road towards the airport terminal

Do I need to find another way, or does it still count?

same

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the closest airport is in the district center, but it has been defunded 30 years ago
looks like I'll have to snatch my own damn airplane

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Well forgot stealth mode anyway, time to reroll

And so it ends. I can't go further in this direction either. This was basically just a long straight piece of dirt road that the camera just happened to record a limited part of.

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It's up to you, but I'd say close enough if you're only 1500m away and you literally can't get closer.

Grats.

I'll concede that does sound worse, i just feel like i'm playing FFXIII.
Thats all i'm hoping for I literally started at an end point in a dirt road village swear i was in Africa at first.

Well, if you actually can't get closer, whatever. 1500m is quite a bit still.

Malta. Let's just hope that it's the main island, if that's the case I should be able to find an airport quite quickly.

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Pretty cool servo

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RIP Hitchhiking user, you did your best in an african hellhole

What are these? they are tied to a lamp post in these little ponds

also look at this shit. commie blocks and shitty shacks. if you think of a communist shithole this is what you will think of.

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No airport, but at least I found Jesus Christ our saviour.

Perhaps I must live here, on this bench. Become a monk.

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Middle of nowhere, this tower is the only hope for civilazation. At least thanks to trucks, I know it's europe.

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>Played this once
>All countries selected
>After going around for a while with an uneasy feeling of familiarity I realized I was some 10 kilometers from where I lived

Shit was spooky as hell

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Very cool. Love this game. It has infinite content. Its like a prodecurally generated Riven.

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Calling GG on Montenegro, I could not get out of there. After calling GG I looked it up and I was in the capital, which is a shame, maybe I did pass it but didn't recognise it
Fishing buoys no?

Off the road you stupid cows!

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>Riven poster
>Based
How do they do it every time

>Africa
>Flipland
I won't blame you from thinking about that. Its a hellhole there after all. Interesting area you're traveling thou, since its not the concrete hell hole that is Manila.

I got two goats and a horse.

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I like this place, seems pretty remote though

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Nice views, I don't see an airport so I assume I should be heading west instead.

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>Lets see if i make it in hard mode
>GO!
Oh fuck me i got china

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I see Romania hasn't changed a bit

126 km to Sofia!

>Hard mode
>Urban

Going to Mahamba obviously, are those flags to signal airplane, one can hope!
This looks fishy, also looks like there is no wall in the back

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Anyone know what airport is in Bulgarian or Russian?

Spawned somewhere very beautiful

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Russian is same word as in english, aэpoпopт.

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I'm assuming Bulgarian would be similar to Russian. I'm gonna have to find one when I get to Sofia

Wish me luck lads

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Only thing it needs is the hole in the ground from Dusk Till Dawn

That was my guess too, but so far I spot only one dacia.

Any expats here?
Also, Elmo insurance

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fjord prooh :DDDD

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Nevermind, it was just few clicks after.

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That doesn't look good thats gravel road,

Is the game calling me a casual?

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He must pull so much pussy

It's not helping that it looks like it could be anywhere

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That's Norway, you lucky fuck.

>hit go
>dropped a mile away from my town

Can I just go home and win?

It's a lot nicer than black metal makes it out to be

Spawned next to this. Some of the buses said transfer to Changi airport, so I guess I'm in Singapore and probably easy mode.

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So is Bulgaria a poor country? They look poor from my journey to Sofia.

Norway is literally the most god tier country in terms of scenery.
I don't understand how it's so beautiful.

Found a US Embassy, so many foreign stores huh

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Almost home lads. Started in Kilcoole found my way out of the industrial area and into town, headed up to the N11 and here we are

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There's a ton of them there in tiny areas like that. I don't think fishing in such a small pond would really be that lucrative, there's only like two in the big one.

also god damn I can't understand anything. I don't know if a sign is saying airport this way or hello my name is chang. there are very few symbols. I just saw a big building in the dstance and am going vaguely in direction. it's gotta be a city over there.

Yes

There's a barrier that I can't pass, a national flag and a tourist sign! I guess this is as good as it gets in Africa. I can fly home or catch a ride on an ostrich at least.

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Yup, unless you start again in some field.

My guess is spain/france/portugal.

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>on your way to a job interview
>you just gotta rip up the track along the way

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>4am
>Going through a dark Norwegian tunnel
Fucking spooked, I bitched out

>Maltese city planning
Not even once.

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OH BLESS JESUS! I was in Hong Kong all along! I was there just a year ago! Sweet sweet civilization

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This does not help me
I guess so. I saw some cars with spanish words and the road signs looks like something from yurop.

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Genghis Khan's homeland, here I go!

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Russiabro here.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

>3 hours

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

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This is giving me anxiety.

Read the guide in the OP. That's the view of the day location.

We're in the clear fellas

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Entire India is like a retro internet webpage. Very beatiful though. And so many three wheeled cars. Not seen the fabled shitting streets yet.

I have little hope in finding an airport but I will try.

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So close I can taste it. I'm gonna make it this time.

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I just dropped off here, there's only one path out but seeing houses things should go smooth. Maybe

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Malta was nice but I'm not sure about where they dropped me off.

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Still in romania.
I hope roads that have numbers in red shield are the more important one and direct to big cities.
Also, does post-soviet, post-military airports count? Because I think it's my biggest chance.

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The whole concept of this really is what I want from open world games. Just exploring around on places that you didn't knew about and figuring out where to go without any guidance at all.

Kudos OP. The fact that some random thread on malaysian bucketweaving imageboards did a better open world game than most of the AAA studios really speaks volumes.

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Spawning next to Changi was easymode.

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>)
LOL WAT U THINK THAT FAMILY DO IRL RIGHT NOW? WHEN U THINK LAST TIME MALE IN PHOTO SHOT HIS CUM?! :)

based OP for doing this thread. Remember these from a few years ago and they were a blast. I'd post a happy reaction pic, but I dont wanna waste image slots!
Lurkan.

AND I BET YOU STILL LOST XDDD

Oh wait, turns out I was around the northest point of Norway, why would anyone want to live up this north?

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I checked and it's the border to South Africa.
A shame the google car didn't cross, The airport wasn't that far

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Fuck I'm lost. And it's a good thing!

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This shit would be awesome with VR

Sami people and their reindeer

Looks like I'm somewhere in Russia or something, but i like how comfy the neighborhood looks like

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I give up, this vast empty land with no road sign at all...

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I'd say Norway. Maybe Denmark. Definitely not Russia.

>Russia
nope, very nope

Finally found a roadsign, where do I go now?
No distance on any of them.

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Dublin International. Thank you based Ireland for having signs for it 30km away.

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it's amazing how such a simple concept is so fucking awesome
great thread OP

Oh god no

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YOU'RE A NOBODY ROXAS

>road closed
so close
yet so far

a city that big has to have something I can use in it but both roads this direction cut off

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Yeah, that's Denmark

Are you the Flip user?

>Bongabong
Can't make this shit up.

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Where am I, Europe or American? for sure it isn't Asia or Africa

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Are you alright, buddy?

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>Bongabonga
Well, it's kinda obvious now.

Where are you now, ruski bro?

Decided to record a really strange phenomenon that was the cause of my confusion more than 3 hours ago.
The weather completely shifts instantly right around here. I thought I had snapped to some different road, because it looked so different.
But, the thing is, if I keep going down the wet path, it turns back to sunny again. There was no airport back there either.
I'm thinking this path is just incredibly cursed.

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Well at least the views are good.

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My shitty brazilian internet is too slow to play this, i'm sad and jealous

Pine and hemlock tell me this is Sweden.

Yeah I'm thinking Scandinavia too. No mountains or hills so not Norway.

Find some cars.

Meanwhile still going trough endless villages in romania. This time a lady with some dogos.

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OH FUCK YES I DID IT!
There's the bench were i smoked 3 packs of cigarettes waiting a whole night for my flight.
10/10 gg

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NICE

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Heh, that's nothing.

Would you come with me down this path user?

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>3 packs of cigs

Lol nigga what the fuck

You just entered The Zone!
ANUUUUUUU

We're both fucked, aren't we?

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Just got out of the wood and found this, how far I need to go?

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this what the fuck

I can manage at most a pack a night if I'm drunk as fuck drinking whiskey on my porch

This place looks very pretty, I honestly didn't really have an idea of what the Albanian countryside looked like.
Time to try and find this country's single airport now I guess.

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4 fucking lanes! We are getting to some civilization boys.

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Whelp. That ain't Sweden, but it's not Finland.
I think you're in the Balkan, my dude.

I'm thinking this is Finland or Estonia but I dont know the language enough to say. Maybe you're in Hungary or some shit.

Wtf is that?

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Must be Spain or South America, right?

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Just keep driving.

KEEP DRIVING

Yes.
Ya Guess its that way.

Damn, I will find a big highway then

Nigger Storage

Probably Argentina

RUN

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or just Italy

My euro truck sim 2 expirence tells me you can scratch out SA.

It's either Latvia or Lithuania.

any other pic?

Why is there just this lone cow sitting here on the road? Is this common in Europe?

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>Airport 1KM
>Travel for a few minutes
>Turn around
>Airport 1KM

Kill me?

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I started in the middle of a waterfall. Didn't take a screenshot, but it's this place.

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So ... going to the highest hill confirm that I'm the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
Can't go up more because the map bug.
Guess I will have to go back all the way to my starting point, there was ONE farm-looking shack in that direction.

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What did he mean by this?

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Read the guide before starting.

Shit, you're right.

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That sign means that there are low-flying aircraft during the next 1km of the road.
The airport signs should be blue.

Holy shit user

Well, Vilnius, I'm lucky again

My years of Japanese study have paid off. I know I'm outside a yakisoba shop

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Jesus christ, did you end up in Buttfuckistan?

You've never heard of sun umbrellas?

kek, maybe you catch some mig.

Oops. Guess I'm in a field somewhere now.

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forgot the pic

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It's to protect your ass from the intense sun. Do you have any idea how fucking hot it can get in these countries?

Exact same shit happened to me but Lettland

Just because you learned hiragana from duolingo doesn't mean that you're now an expert user

Like a parasol just for carrying?

>Been going around for over 3 hours
>The airplane sign wasn't even an airport
And with that I say FUCK Russia and FUCK niggers. I'm so done.

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Oh fuck, it's 96km to the capital Vilnius...

Cannot find your way to the city?

It's in Turkey. Some town called Camlibel.

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I'm just going to assume this is Argentina.

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Is this some sort of emergency phone? Huh,
Italian trucks have really aesthetic logos, on an unrelated note.

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Oh boy this is going to be fun

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Bucarestii 180km! I hope it's bucharest, even romania must have airport in its capital.

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This looks nice

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That’s french

What the fuck is the obsession with the norwegian cellphone service Telenor in India? There is a ministore every two steps and I'm in bumfuck villageland.

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I just spawned next to a spooky house

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>All these fags and their pavement
Where are my fellow dirt road chads at?

Imagine living in this fucking place. The rats probably have better housing.

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Is that new jersey?

Okay that wasn't even a farm. Not sure wtf it's even supposed to be, but it's cute. Look like some mongols stuff.
I can't even get closer to that panel because the half the positions are missing. (If someone suddenly end up in a black void, keep pressing the arrows - you will continue to move and sooner or later get to a part where the photo exist).
The "google car" shadow indicate they used a big ass expedition truck shit for this. This is going to be a long day.

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Good job user
From Bucharest go to otopeni and eventually you will find the airport

Hello stalker, don't just stand there.

>just doing nothing but driving while watching random scenery
Shit, how do I apply as a street view driver?

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>French
Oh, no. That must mean this is South Africa or something.
What the FUCK is this guy wearing?

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Lowflying planes means there's most likely an airport nearby, keep trying.

He's gotta be going to an airport, right?

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Looks like something from Operation Flashpoint

Can't i just take the Lalsi instead?

Step 1, be a robot.

forgot the pic

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I saw cyrillic letters but this place is still unsettling

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What the hell happened to the road? I was just enjoying the possibility of reaching an actual town.
I'll be taking a short break need to pickup bread.

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Where the hell am i

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so this guy is either in a shitty horror movie or is doing a drug deal, spooky ass forest and is that a gun in the trunk of his car

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So it's Russia? No wonder it looks familiar

You´re near the NW airfield.

Jesus. Fuck this place. I feel like I have to shower from just viewing these ''streets''.

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What is this, a poor mans roundabout?

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Eurofags what is this?

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Exactly between Kolga-Jaani and Leie

Is he wearing a nightcap? Where's the rest of his pyjamas?

300 arrows later, finally got on the other side of the valley.
The cute shack is way behind me now, and I got some Muslim-looking cow herder on a horse to my right.

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Finland, Estonia, Latvia. Take your pick.

Don't be silly. They'll reject me on the spot since I can't even pass their own captcha.

Looks like a herald for a county.

>He's actually clicking the arrows
user, you know you can just click way ahead in the row and skip like 5 arrow clicks, right?

Really interested where the hell you are

Definitely in buttfuckistan.
New thread when?

Might be one of those municipal/province emblems. We have those here, but I've never seen one that looks like that.

Looks like the coat of arms for some municipal or the equivalent.

>the road ends there
oh fuck my camera guy can't into roundabouts

Mongolia would be my guess

I'll make a new one once this thread 404s. We haven't reached bumplimit yet, so calm down.

This was a while ago and it was around the Schonenberg area in Switzerland

Fucking kek

We have hit image limit.

It just needs a google logo and the camera pole on the back

well. in ireland we have horses in some of our suburbs.

>some poor motherfucker had to drive through these hellholes in a fucking googlemaps van
wonder how many times a google van got robbed and the driver beheaded

Yeah that looks like Mongolia. Or some other steppe country.

I swear I just got stuck in the Antarctic. I'll post a picture in the new thread.

>entire town is a dead end
fuck

post new thread

man, what in the goddamn...

if you see a road but can't use the arrows just try click on the road exit

On the way.

that nigga on the right is taking a shit

New thread can be found here. Try to keep image limit down this down.

I found it, if you guys want to know
LIETAVSKÁ SVINNÁ-BABKOV
Slovakia
province of Žilina
heraldry-wiki.com/heraldrywiki/index.php?title=Lietavská_Svinná-Babkov

>Kinmen
It'd a tiny island off the east coast of China. I only know because PLC had an embaressing loss to RoC there in some wacky battle that got posted on here.
Look it up. The battle starts with an RoC patrol stepping on a friendly landmine which accidentally exposed the PLC surprise attack. The battle ends with tiny RoC tanks out of ammo and running down PLC guys under their treads.

he look like a french