The guy on the enemy team who is shittalking AND carrying

Eve Online used to be full of sweaty roleplaying nerds but there'd be some that'd not give a single fuck. Nowadays most people don't give a fuck in eve so all those contrarians had to start roleplaying as tryhards/roleplayers. it came full circle.

I’m glad people remember that reply.

this or not saying anything.

>cheating smurf

>nod in subserviant manner
>take my clothes off
>blush while displaying my young, blossoming teenage trap body
>get on all fours
>tell him "do what you must, the gods are watching"
>put my hands on my shiny shota buttocks
>spread my percectly clean, well lubed anus
>await the incoming pounding of the clearly superior individual, knowing that he may or may not be black and will most surely deposit a load of his semen in my 16yr old boypussy

so yeah thats why I stopped playing ranked in csgo, its just not worth it anymore

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CRINGE

>reading chat
>at all

Found the problem

Why do you people even bother reading the fucking chat in multiplayer games?

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>getting owned by someone who is, by your definition, mentally disabled
YIKES

Playing CSGO in general isn't worth it.

>these fucking newfags

Let me re-write it then:
"Sure I'm mad, but in half-an-hour I'll STILL be collecting free (You)s."

>play casual
>poke your head around a corner
>one shot to the head with an AK-47 and you are dead
>next round catch an enemy distracted
>aim at him and unload my whole magazine
>he turns around and one shots me
>90HP left

fuck this game

oh shit

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I've been browsing this site since 2006. Sorry I didn't catch your autistic little reference from a thread posted years ago.

It's a Churchill quote dum dum

did he die?

More like eight hours lmao

if you're being beaten in game there is zero response to being shitalked that doesn't make you appear mad. get good or take it like a champ

Stop

they cut the vid before he fell down the cliff I iirc

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Replying to "u mad" with a complete sentence is always cringe, no matter how true the sentence.
Either reply with YES or ignore him

Start typing out really gay shit
I don't like it but it works.

why?

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Looks like Highway 1. Had to wait 2 hours while they scrapped one of those fags brothers off the pavement the last time I went on it.

>answering retards
i bet you give money to the homeless too retard

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is there a small strip of beach at the bottom or would he fall straight into the water?

The answer is.

HOly fuck I am mad

too long, by the time you get half way into that sentence the guy shittalking will leave.

I give money to your mom after I fuck her get rekt kid.

Backtrace his IP and beat him to death.

>this pic

man trump haters are really grasping for any straw they can fidn

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im pretty good so i praise them and try to be friendly
ask if they can teach me somethings
the idiot is big headed so im sure he'll accept
i pretend to absorb nothing he says and throw games with him
i absolutely tank the team
he says im shit and should give up
i respond "umad?"

>Not having all chat turned off from the start

Lol fags

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It's all rocky cliffs with little to no access.

Your projecting so hard I could put a light behind you in a dim room and see the childhood trauma that made you this way on a wall

he's fine

Only thing you can say to that or "gg ez" is something like "rip"

lol

>"Yes, bro, i'm so mad i'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend so i won't be so mad"

>how can you play with one hand lmao

>im horny

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Yeah but in five minutes I won't be mad and you'll still be retarded.

>"sticks and stones"

>"i play with my feet you noob"

>that explains why you sock haha

>how do you even respond
You don't
>umad
Is basically the "cuck" of 10 years ago. That insult you tell someone that they can't give a comeback without sounding like idiots in the process.

"not mad, just horny"

Paste the navy seal pasta

>anyone blaming their team and refusing to take responsibility for themselves
MAXIMUM ESTROGENIC MEAL REPLACEMENT SHAKE CONSUMER

>do you want to know how stinky they are haha

Its gay

>mfw I whisper you 5 minutes later to remind you that you are still mad

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cope

>battle royaltard

>not enjoying banter and muting the fags
faggot

reply with lame or cope then never respond.

mad in love with you

genuinely pathetic lol
probably homeschooled by a single mother amirite?

this is the best response
either you gay him out or found a new hatefuck

SPBP

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I don't get it, ususally the person saying "umad" gets instantly shunned.

It's like you're exposing that you actually browse this place, and even worse, spout memes.

actually being trans is the new punk rock

because gems

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Just spam "k" every time he says something. Saw a guy doing it, made the "umad" poster seethe

Might as well say "yeah I'm mad as fuck"
The guy seething was just a retard

k

god yes i am mad about that cock daddy please give it to me daddy please please PLEASE

>no live leaks tag

we've come full circle. how long before Yea Forums shifts back again?

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