The DMC5 Guy is back

>implying DMC4 isn't polarizing

Defeat Urizen in prologue.

Gold - Well I'll Be Damned - Wield overwhelming power to exact an unexpected conclusion.

It wasn't.

DMC2/4 and DmC.

what's with this terrible recolor he's using for nero

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It fucking is.

I'm on the "it's not that bad" side but it's inferior to 3 and people have a lot worse things to say about it than I do.

holy shit this is intense

>3/6
>over half

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Making Styles switchable sounds good on paper but it makes Dante's skill floor far too high.

I preferred larger movesets without changeable Styles.

It's not bad, it is unfinished

DMC2/4 and DmC
This. DMC4 wasn't polarizing because everyone (like my man here) knew it was bad

I said "polarizing", not "bad".

I often say "people say 'polarizing' when they don't want to admit something is shit" but that's only for trolling. When I'm being serious I use the term accurately.

Tomorrow

I have to say that the game looks a lot better in hard

based

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t. brainlet

Today

>Nero will never save Credo and use Sweet Surrender on him while Kyrie watches

Imagine thinking an unfinished product is good. My fucking God.

>gerbera
>gerbera
>gerbera
>gerbera
>gerbera
>gerbera
>gerbera

Why isn't he throwing out petal ray? Does it do fuck all damage against the crystal?

How motivated do you have to be to no damage, no breakers, DMD prologue Urizen?

>French dudes and Brazilian dude rise up against the Yakuza
we must honor their sacrifice
someone record these streams

Vergil is Omegaaaa

I'M GONNA SAY THE J WORD

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You have to be extremely autistic.

Yes, it needs to bounce to do damage. He should put some ragtimes at the end to skip the bullshit phase.

It's basically 1 coin Touhou.

It's going to be very hard for to play DMC5 knowing that Dante goes back to hell.
Why does this make so sad? I mean I expected it given what Itsuno said but still.
Hold me bros.

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The "I will literally die tomorrow and loan sharks will seize everything while the government will harvest my organs so might as well have fun" type of motivated

In this day and age Alpha and Omega have different meaningd

Nigga I stay in Swordmaster most of the time.

Uncle Dante is happy as fuck while slaying demon in hell bros. Not to mention he got a happy ending by escaping his debt.

did anyone record br guy's previous stream before it got taken down? because one of his vids is still up

And? Most people stay in either Swordmaster or Trickster most of the time.

This fucking dipshit can't even do calibur.

>stream started with people shitposting and throwing memes at eachother while shitting on the leaker for being a casual
>now they are rooting for him like a TTGL plot out of nowhere
Is this the power of MOTIVATION?

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Should I play DMC3 emulated on PCSX2 or get the steam version?

He's with his brother he can escape at anytime because he has yamato. They aren't stuck there.

I never thought a boss that sits down would be so entertaining.

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HOLY SHIT HIM REVVING UP THE SWORD IS HURTING ME PHYSICALLY HE'S RETARDED

More like the power of DESPERATION to see if the secret ending is real.

The motivation is infectious.
Is this what you wanted, Vergil? Complete Global Motivation?

Patty and Lucia confirmed to never get the stinger.
Oh well mentally those two were too immature for Dante fucking them would make them super dependent on him. Unlike Lady, they can fuck and not care about any romance shit between them and go off to do their own things.

Probably because he and his bro are such manchildren they'll possibily be away for years or months, they didn't even bother to tell Nero it's not a forever goodbye because Yamato can open portals back out for them

But whatever I'll take it if it means a game or story with just those two in hell kicking Mundus's shit in for good, he feels like a loose end in this and the sparda storyline can't truly end until he's dead.

Dude has to be scared by now, he hasn't recovered from the beating Dante gave him and now not only have the brothers somewhat made up they're in his domain healthy and with fancy new power ups even stronger than they were before.

That's probably why they're staying in there anyway, hunt and kill mundus then go home

So who yanked off Nero’s arm?

The dude is getting better WTF.

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>vergil doesn't say motivation at least once in the ending
1/10

reminds me of this except the cheering crowd aren't fat and can walk just fine.
youtube.com/watch?v=bN-lER6eQJo

Nelo Angelo.

and now he dies

Remember when some cute teacher from a fantasy world makes Vergil genuinely smile ?

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they are garbage fighters, fuck them

youtube.com/watch?v=R_MzB0Hkrt8

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I Did it in 6 attempt

Vergil's demon side.

Vergil gives him the book to reassure him of his return. Although a hug or acknowledgement would have been a bit nicer.

Yeah, that's what happens when you play a game alot even if you're trash you improve bit by bit. Fighting games are alot more cruelier tho

HE DID IT

MADMAN DID IT

Thats it ?

>no secret cutscene

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Please respond

Well I'll be damned.

>that NES tier ending

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WHAT THE FUUUCCK

WAIT FOR AFTER CREDITS

>game ends right there when you defeat him in the prologue

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LMAO

nonononon THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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It's a fast forward credits text-only ending, Nier Automata style.

Secret ending is a "you win" screen?

HE JUST BEAT THE FUCKING GAME IN THE PROLOG!

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That's it? Was that meant to imply something? Like the legend of Nero supplanting the forgotten dark knight?

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>that ending
I didn't want a Return of The King sort of affair, but goddamn, I feel blueballed.

What the fuck was that?

that's a pretty short game
you guys waited for this for 11 years? Lol

Guess that confirms it.
Get ready for a bunch of autists screaming less than 1 hour of gameplay for 60 dollars.

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Brazillians are far more scarier than japs user.
>liveleak.com/view?t=e1e_1501137418

Hatred and HUE HUE moves them, they are literal ORKS!

V survives.

one of you figs better be recording

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
V LIVES IN THE SECRET ENDING

FUCKKK

>that ending
OH NONONONONO ALL THE SHILLING FOR THIS AHAHAHAHA

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>V lived

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youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

Is Dante MJ reborn?

dmc5 any% wr

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>"well i'll be damned" trophy
KEK

So you have to do this to let V live, interesting.

Thanks for playing!

Capcom 2019

>V lives if you kilL Urizen
DON'T TOY WITH ME ITSUNOOOOOOOO

it's fucking nothing

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IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING

kek

If someone actually manages to beat the dude on their first go they deserve to say whatever they want.

HE BEAT THE FINAL BOSS AT THE FIRST FUCKING STAGE
THE GAME IS OVER. THE PLOT IS DONE
THAT'S WHY IT ENDED
V LIVES
VERGIL NEVER APPEARS
NERO NEVER PULLS HIS DEVIL TRIGGER
THAT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENS, DEVIL MAY CRY 5 ENDS

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What's even the fucking point of programming it in if the ending is literally fucking nothing.

AHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN BEAT THE ENTIRE GAME IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
DMCKEKS BTFO LMAO

>V lives

Yep I want this ending

Hold the fuck up.
What if this is more than it seems? What if it's a way to skip difficulties by completing the entire game at the very start?

true

Sexy redheads are the greatest source of motivation.

>Dante's hand on his lap while reading that magazine
>Vergil trying to stifle a chuckle
He's scratching his Rebellion, isn't he

Except it's going to be a bunch of autists that have no intention of playing it for the next week

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yikes

Voices:
V - Brian Hanford
Nico - Faye Kingslee
Trish - Wendee Lee
Lady - Kate Higgins
Morrison - Joey Camen
Looks like Griffon wasn't credited?

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Obviously. It was just a small joke ending.

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So this is the good end

PS2 version has emulation issues (parts of the HUD don't show)

Give it a go first because the hd steam version sucks dick

He looks about on par with the average Souls boss except he's a damage sponge.

It was me, my bad.

I hope so. at least then it serves some purpose.

Vergil autistically starring at Dante reading a magazine inside the van is fucking inseffurable

The delusion begins

>All this people actually thinking we were gonna see patty
Lmao

>Vergil smilling inside the van

WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD BROS?

>Vergil's forever stuck in fagoth's body

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good luck doing that with no upgrades

DMC 1 is outdated trash
DMC 4 is unfinished trash
DMC 3 is good if you ignore bayonetta and god hand

>Urizen says "is this my limit" when you kill him

Based

Why would that matter? Only of you wanted to do a DMD run immediately, and who would want to do that as essentially their first playthrough?

youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk

THIS FUCKING CUTSCENE LMAO

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Why are people getting these leaks always so bad at these games. Constant D, getting hit by basic mobs at all? Jesus christ.

Eh, they have Yamato, they'll come back once they are bored

BUT HWAT DOES KYRIE LOOK LIKE?

>gameplay looks good
>still hate the artstyle
>have to pay ten extra shekels to get the full soundtrack

I have never been this undecided about a game before

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Nico
notice how the hooded figure and Nico are never in the same shot together
two minutes is all it took for Nico to dress herself up in a shitty hood and apply blue marker lines on her face

Side note, this also means a secret ending once you kill 100 demons isn't real either. Confirming what some anons said before that Vergil and Dante being in the van is just a screen bonus nothing to do with the plot.

HAHAHAHAHA what a blunder this all is, why can't nips ever actually end a story without a bunch of cliff hangers? TWEWY did it, KH did it, Blazblue did it and now DMCV has done it. This shit has been going on for a decade and more and their fanbases are turning into old men, imagine if pokemon games started doing this shit

Things like this is why people say don't play games for story.

What the fuck!?

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OH MY FUCKING SIDES VERGILFAGS BTFO!

We still do not know what DMD unlocks upon completion right?

wait what the fucks the crewcut secret then

OH NO NO NO NONONONO
11 YEARS
60 BUCKS
30 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY
OH NONONONO

are you a fucking retard
the secret extra credit scenes were literally proven in the stream when he got them
barry, are you okay??

>bayonetta and god hand
>not garbage
Yikes

He's Lucia.

Fag who only played dmc 4 eons ago here, what happened to Nero's waifu? Why does he have some ugly shitskin with stupid accent female sidekick now?

>Side note, this also means a secret ending once you kill 100 demons isn't real either.
It doesn't though.

>Why would that matter? Only of you wanted to do a DMD run immediately, and who would want to do that as essentially their first playthrough?
Hence why it isn't the path people are supposed to take. It'd be sorta like a gating trial.

>secret ending isn't real either
except it literally is. we literally saw it barry
how mad are you rn?

>inb4 post launch DLC requires you to defeat Urizen at the prologue to access some bonus content
>they don't bother toning down the difficulty

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Blonde Nico a qt 3.14

This alone is worth the $60.

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>they wasted money on a different facemodel for identical twins instead of making a cutscene for a secret ending
>they wasted money on a different facemodel for identical twins instead of making patty and/or kyrie

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it has denuvo.
pirate like the rest of us.

The kill 100 demons ones are more like extra endings. It's definitely real.

his wife is literally in the kitchen at home

holy fuck barry take your meds hahaha

Absolute shittaste i wish i could kill faggots like you

people were saying Rebellion but that's unlock even when you complete the game in human

BARRY, ARE YOU OKAY?

>MGSV style cutscene credits
Why though

HOW DO I UNLOCK REBELLION

joke ending is the best ending based

>An optional hard choice where you can beat the final boss in one go
>Suddenly, "lel too short!", "blunder of the century" "ohnononono"
Why ?

youtube.com/watch?v=me-WHitlw8A

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kek seething lard

Crewcut is Sparda undergoing his midlife crisis delusions

Just wait for the dataminders to reveal it or some trihards DMD.

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Maximus shitpostus

>VERGIL CAMPAIGN CUTSCENE ON DATA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>Why are people on Yea Forums shitposting
Let us know if you figure it out buddy

Underage b& think they are funny

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Fuck you

Well it looks worse than 4 or 3.
Is this a win bros?

FF 15 is shit too but what does that have to do with dmc being a shit series as a whole thats circlejerked on this place sadly?

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That one only lists major characters. The rest is here. Sorry for the bar.

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You'd think that a world beset by demons would try to build more demon-killing weapons and hand it over to the military

Yup, just like with Kingdom Hearts 3, Devil May Cry V after a decade of build up is nothing more than a fucking blunder that spits in the face and desecrates the graves of those who waited for it. The absolute state of these franchises. And people thought FF was bad.

FUCK YOU

there was a secret ending was Trish and Lady in the DMC office and Vergil and Dante still in hell
basically the leak of Dante and Vergil fighting demons in hell was the actual secret ending, and yes they don't come back as some people started to state as a fact.

Like that should come as a surprise. After that wild 2-day ride, shitposters will latch onto anything.

Let the seething begins

he also played on fucking Human, Urizen would one shot you in DMD after you get some of his health down

barry, do you need me to come over?

He is right about bayo
The shit like insta kill qte/attack and bike/rocket sections are the worst things in bayonetta.

Griffon wasn't voiced by nolan?

bayonetta is trash seethe harder

game of the century right here

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pls dont lie to me user

Hi barry

FF XV is a blunder so massive that after 4 DLCs it isn't even fixed and people laugh when they think about it.
The only bigger blunder this generation is Fallout 76 and No man's sky. Think about that.
Even fucking MGSV is more playable

what wrong with her ass, the blur make it look flat

barry... how many posts have you made here?

that's not real

right, that's like a secret thing

>killed by a qte out of nowhere
>gold statue is gone now
Nah fuck you Cuckmiya

IT'S GETTING DATAMINED, THERE'S ASSETS FOR VERGIL/DANTE COOP CAMPAIGN, MAYBE THEY GETTING OUT OF HELL

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>Even fucking MGSV is more playable
MGSV is playable as FUCK lets not pretend people hate it for the gameplay

Yet its a better game than any dmc game
Dmc is trash for 15yo kids and now its trash for manchildren
Iam laughing at all of you
Hoping everybody in this thread and involved in dmc threads dies of horrible cancer in terrible pain

Ah fuck you leatherman

pfft you look worse than 4 and 3

Anthem is vying for blunder of the century RIGHT now.

Nico is so adorable honestly. She’s becoming my favorite girl in the series. The fact that she stutters like Agnus when excited is cute.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSBRLEEEEEERH

Seems like it.

Hope that wasn't itsunos way of taking them out of future appearances.

FUCK YOU BLAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

I know that but it is kinda strange to see them went full force after Urizen defeat in prologue and not when the complete stream until the secret ending

Aside from the burger VAs I recognize, some of these names are very bong sounding.

>dlc for an already kinda short game that focuses on the 2 characters people actually care about
not sure how to feel about this bros

I need the fucking sauce right now

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Its another true final ending is behind paid dlc episode.

THANKS CAPCOM

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Kamiya for DMC6 please.

>source: Nico's butt
Nasty

Imagine being this mad because Bayo3 was cancelled. Fucking nincels lmao.

Proof asshole

JE SUIS is getting clobbered

NERO? HIJO DE VERGIL?

This, i'm also not a fan of splitting a game between multiple characters because it means less content for each.

Where the Vergil scenes? It's the only reason why I'm even bothering watching this guy badly playing the game onnfucking easy mode.

Dismal
Try again

HOLY SHIT

Anyone got a link to that cutscene?

based and barrypilled
how can you be seething THIS hard

It pretty much is user. Yeah hey have Yamato, but according to the novel, demon portals need to be massive for Dante & Vergil to come back in human form, which takes about 10 years without Yamato.

>Optional ending if you beat the final boss in the prologue (which you are not supposed to)
>People say OHNONONO 1 HOUR GAME

Are you all retarded? That's like saying chrono trigger is 1 hour long because you can beat lavos early

now that's cringy

lol the Frenchie is getting pleb filtered by fucking Goliath

cope

fuck that loser

The localisation fucked up neros dialogue. it's mean to be.
>hey there, you need a hug?
>sorry I've only got one arm.

You have to be delusional if you think this looks like a better game than those 2

>Wanting "Mr. QTE" Kamiya

Fuck off

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Hope you faggots all die you fucking niggers i hope you faggots get killed with an atomic bomb thrown at you from north korea you fucking bitch ass cunt fucking perish fucking doe i hope your ass gets killed by fucking trigger happy nigger cops you fucking nigger loving cuntbitch

>90 posters
>200+ posts
so THIS is the power of autism and shitposters

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seething lard

>bringing up TWEWY outside its designated threads
why must you shit on games that i love, barry? you could use your autism for so much more

Since Vergil has already a moveset when we saw him in the credits figthing along Dante, i wouldn't be suprise someone makes a mod that allows you use him.

>denuvo on ps4

AND random female npc from fortune THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Relax nigger, we're just funposting.

NIETO DE SPARDAAAAA

i've never actually seen someone seethe this hard is this a record

honestly the story was handled poorly but i wouldn't mind Dante being "safe" in hell
They don't want to focus on Dante anyways so better if they simply put him to rest instead to give him less and less missions each game with the risk of making him a caricature of his former self even more.

I want to lick that nose.

>That's like saying chrono trigger is 1 hour long because you can beat lavos early
pretty sure they are saying that
>are you all retarded?
where do you think we are

So, does the game have any smt or other capcom gamew easter eggs?

OH V(ey)

>Brad Venable
Whatever you do bros, don’t look his Twitter up or it will ruin Griffon for you.

SEGA and Capcom keep embracing the camp humor and I love it. Gay cowboys my ass.

>*buzzword* nigger fuck nigger *buzzword* nigger fuck killed faggot nigger *buzzword* *snort* nigger *fortnite dances* faggot die

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>LE MASH LE MASH LE MASH LE MASH LE MASH

>fuck that loser
Gee, if only.

Hey man, just because Bayo3 was cancelled there is no need to get so mad.

LA ZORRRRRA

Didn't dante only spend a couple years in hell though? He got out pretty quickly.

Fuck no, current Kamiya shouldn't even get close to DMC

did anyone screenshot that menu screen with a wet Lady, fresh off the showers, while Morrison's sitting there, like he's about to get some action after she finishes? i can only save the same cleavage and butt shots so many times

What are the chances Nero's son get Yamato, Ebony and Ivory and has Dante personality?

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>TFW article 13 is gonna pass soon and i dont have to deal with Yea Forums fuckers anymore

The day cant come sooner until you faggots will cease to exist

>implying he does that for everygame

Is nocturne canon?
Because if thats the case he also went on a universe hopping adventure and came back relativaly quickly

In the novel it was stated to be around 8-10 years by Matiar.

>*buzzword* *snort* yeah i wont have to *ack* deal with you 4channellers anymore nigger faggot

I hope you fucking nigger bitch get killed and raped Fucking die die die dje diedie disieidjdiidiidididkfhuduejhdhkIWJDUDIIIIIEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING CUUUUUNTIHOPE YOU GET FU KJNG EVICTED OUTTA MY COUNTRY GO BITCH GOOOOOOO

>day 1 dlc short length and shitty character design is okay when DMC does it

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Please tell me that's like a joke cutscene and not an actual cutscene from the story mode.

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Need proof dude.

>Get Dante and Vergil stuck in hell
>Now you can use it as a 2-player horde mode co-op
>Maybe endless
I mean, it could work.

>spend 10 years in hell
>only berial knows who dante is
JUST

every game since okami at least

>YEAH
>Not a "HEE HEE HEE" or "OW"
youtube.com/watch?v=USTWzX-ORGI

SHUZ UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER OG MY GOD GET FUCKING MURDERED BY YOUR DISGUSTING RETARD BITCH CUNT OF A MOTHER YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE

Nah, he was in hell for quite awhile, which is why when he gets out, he gets out where DMC2 takes place because they have portals that are massive enough for Dante to get out in his 100% power state and human state. Getting out of a regular portal means he could only get out in demon form.

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Wait, doesn't that mean you also get a pre-viz version of this too?

DMC IS BACK

Dante and Vergil need to get out of hell for that.

Realistically, which director and writer would deliver a good story?
Besides Itsuno and please never again Bingo

Have we gone full circle that we came to a point where we shitpost about the game?

HAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR

Did you play DMC4?

suck dick whiteboi

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pfft you don't look like a better game than those 2

You must be deaf.

It is and it isn't, they are in hell but they have Yamato, so Capcom can make DMC without Dante if they want, imo they shouldn't, but the opiton is there

>QTEs
>Games designed around one abusable mechanic
>Genre shifts out of the blue
Yeah no.

Anyone got a link to Dante vs Vergil fight in dmc5?

Wait so hold on, if you beat urizen 1st try, does V live and the game literally ends there?

How do you actually beat urizen?

I wish. But the pre-viz is noted to work on a selectable number of cutscene. So 50/50 chance.

10 MINUTES UNTIL REVIEWS GO WILD

Is he in bros?

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It would be better as a focused co-op campaign, I mean we got bloody palace for a good co-op experience with just raw gameplay.

This would have been so much better if everyone was obviously unamused except Nico

next game should be focusing on Vergil + Nero, with Dante being trapped in the Underworld
only way to develop the characters, Dante has no room to grow

yfw it gets 10/10

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sure, he is V

so did any of the autists managed to beat urizen in prologue yet?

Excuse me?

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Was Reuben successfully pulling of these dance moves?

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You give him the business and he packs up and returns to his home planet.

reduce his health bar to zero

What is going to happen to Barry when the FF XV DLC comes out and his game is dead forever? No more updates, ever.

And he sees KH, DMCV, etc... get DLC which extend their lifespan and there are multiple threads about them while his dear XV is forgotten?

He sees the next DMC and TWEWY 2 sell and people talk about how Japanese games are good again (the bad period being when his piece of shit game came out)

And finally Nomura remakes his original Versus into whichever autistic crossover he is doing, and he gets to experience Nomura dabbing constantly on Tabata's grave.

Will he off himself?

Stop calling me a nintendork i only gamw on playstation

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From the novel
>Matier calls Dante cruel for not returning to the island after the incident around ten years ago. Dante says he couldn’t help it because he was stuck in ‘a garbage dump’ (hell) and travelling between the human world and demon world isn’t easy.
>Matier asks how he was able to escape hell and he says that a hole unexpectedly opened up and he travelled through it. Sometimes holes connecting to the demon world will suddenly appear. These holes seem to be why Dumary Island requires guardians to protect it.
It seems that ‘small port cities’ have a higher likelihood of holes appearing, which is used to explain why Dumary Island and Fortuna have demons appearing.
>The novel states that when demons enter the human world, they only project their consciousness into another physical entity. If a demon wants to enter with its physical body, the hole has to be massive. Dante feels like it wasn’t a coincidence that there was a hole large enough for him to pass through. When he went to Fortuna and saw the Hell Gate, he suddenly understood that perhaps his escape from hell was related to Yamato.
>Dante describes Yamato as a memento from their father that has the ability to cut away the boundary between the human world and the demon world.
Matier says that Lucia objected to calling Dante back to Dumary Island, but there aren’t many ‘young men’ left on the island. Dante says that he’s not exactly a young man anymore. He contemplates his own lifespan in relation to Sparda’s and wonders when he’ll be considered an old man.
>Lucia waited for Dante to return from hell and made several round trips to the office and back to see if he returned. When Dante did return, they hugged and she cried. However, Dante had to leave shortly after as he received a call with the password.

>the sons of sparda get out of hell after 10 years
>Nero has a son
>as a gift Dante give him E&I
>Vergil gives him Yamato
>Nero other son is a summoner and doesn't like guns or swords

DMC 6 YOUNG BLOOD

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You beat Urizen by just beating him? What are you asking here?

This is not charming cool this is literally dogshit.
What the fuck did they do to my DMC.
This is not shooting demons while eating a pizza and putting on pants.
This is le funny reddit humor with a tumblr design girl doing the funny black guy accent.
But I guess its okay when japan does it :DD

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>V can live
Wait so wtf? He is or isn’t Vergil? What the fuck is this writing

WHAT NERO IS VERGIL'S SON?
WHY WOULD VERGIL EVEN COPULATE WITH A HUMAN?
THIS IS SUCH SHIT WRITING WHEN DID HE EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO DO THAT?

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>Goldstein
>Half nigger
I'm not even /pol/, but how do you guys not get triggered by this?

I've only played through 1 and 3 and I already know about crazy uncle Dante in 4

are you off your meds do you legitimately want me to come over
are you okay

>everyone is just used to dante sperging out when he gets a new weapon

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Hello, yes? I'm quite busy with busoness.
Ah yes, give it the 82.
And pump BOTW to 99.
And make this post end with 5.

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We've known this for fucking years.

The way they talked in some interviews makes me think that the battle designer Yoshida(?) may have been primed during the development to take over the next game as director

>2
>polarizing
No one liked it
4 can be considered polarising, DmC is definiately polarising.
So it's more a third

agnus redux

What the fuck? That’s a legit shocker

Yes. Didn't you read the thread?

SEETHING

>did not play Vergil's route in DMC4:SE

I couldn't reach the stream on time to watch that battle. What does he do that makes him so difficult to take down? shields? super high HP?

XV came out in 2016, so I doubt he's going to care. Meanwhile DMC5 isn't even confirmed to get a single new DLC aside from BP.

>Trish standing there all annoyed

V is Vergil's human side you brainlet.
If you kill Urizen prematurely V will never form to Vergil.

context?

>Will he off himself?

I wish, that way Flashpoint doesn't have to happens.

seething barry

Wrong, what will happen.
>Many years pass
>Nero has twin sons
>Names them after his uncle and dad because they
>DmC canon now.

how is she a half nigger? Agnus wasn't a nigger was it?

Do you wanna come over? Ive been lonely for a long time now having someone to hang out with would be great

steam hd collection is pretty great

Well shit, how does the HD steam version suck dick?

Kys yourself my man.

Judging by the end image, he probably won't have much time to live anyways.

>I'm not even /pol/, but
Then why do you have the need to point this out?

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Trish looked unamused, wot?

>Hell is Dante's second home

Yes.

It was never confirmed before only stupid theorist fags kept speculating about it.

Nah, he and his imitators will keep at it forever. He refined like an entire style of shitposting into a sort of art. Like someone shits on a canvas kind of art, but art nonetheless

Former creator of Resident Evil and Dino Crisis

Can somebody post boss list?
Roots
Goliath
Artemis
Gilgamesh
Nidhogg
Cavaliere on Geryon
Urizen 1/2 (Nero)
Cavaliere Angelo
Little chickie
Vergil/Urizen
V gang
Vergil (Dante)
Vergil (Nero)

Correct?

R E N T
F R E E

>based BR stream the entire game
>threads are just fine throughout
>Barry returns to try and shit on the game
>when everyone still here has seen enough to make up their mind on it

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*grabs enemy, smashes it into the ground*
*repeat 7x*
great gameplay stream

Because nu-Yea Forums gets triggered by le n-word.

Shit, Capcom went all out on this one.

Can't wait for all the OHNONONONONO shitposting when scores drop in an hour. I'm so tired.

>Agnus wasn't a nigger
You color blind?

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Clean your room, nigger.

It pretty much is now. He spent a lot of time in there in DMC2, and now he’s back there with Vergil. Debt free and continues to train to get stronger. This is Goku/Vegeta again, only with them being more likable

he looks latino desu

Nah, we just had a game all about Vergil's wanking and honestly is more than enough.
Also:
>Vergil over Dante
Never ever

THE DARKEST OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL
AND THE HUNTER WITHIN LOSES CON-TROL

jesus christ itsuno u fucking madlad
god i love dmc

Eh, I think an 88 is the highest we can expect.

>tfw DmD speedruns for this game

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Osaka brown.

Not just Trish, I meant it would show Lady and Nero sick of his shit too kinda like said. Its still amusing, but I think it could have been a bit better and it would help alleviate how odd it feels

He can deal a fuckton of damage if you're not quick enough to kill him after breaking his crystal shield. He also spams his fireball and laser attacks, which cuts 6 full health bars

>dmc fangays in full force
How are you going to deflect the metacritic / steamreview scores my friendos

why doesn't barry just kill himself? is there a way to make him finally?

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Iam white

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Now that I didn’t fucking expect. I’m glad Itsuno and Shinji are still best friends. I stated in many of these threads that the RE team works on these games, which is why Wesker/Vergil are very comparable especially with what both are doing now, so I’m glad the team is still in good spirits

Japanese last names are very common. It's a different Shinji Mikami. I work with a Harada and a Suzuki. They are not the famous game directors.

It was confirmed in DMC4SE years ago.

and King Cerberus, before Vergil\Urizen

>This is not shooting demons while eating a pizza and putting on pants.
Wait a second, that shit is from reboot.
Fuck you, you filthy prom date!

black brazilian at best

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it was confirmed in side materials dude

t. a very not okay barry

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>Implying speedrunners have the balls to run on DMD
Every single game they do on the easiest difficulty.

It was confirmed in the DMC3142 book and after in DMC4 SE

>Vergil
>Ever giving his swordfu to anyone

The guy ripped Nero's arm off just to get it back, he'll ask to be buried with that blade up his ass.

>Little chickie
Malphas

also King Cerberus
then there's V's 3 summons
apart from a few Mirage variants of early Goliath, Artemis and Cavaliere, that's about it, i think

i'll play the game and form my own opinion rather than relying on that of game '''journalists'''

Actual journalist here. Most peers seemed to love the game, but expect some very salty low scores and lots of DmC whining and bizarre GOW comparisons.

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congratulations dmcfags, you just spawned your own barneyfag
does he fuck dogs as well?

High 80s, low 90s from decent outlets, but the onions patrol will be ready to pull “muh DmC” “muh GoW” “muh MTX” on it. So expect them to drag the rating down and illicit a week’s worth of OH NO NO posting with obligatory wojacks

>everyone who thinks this very obviously sub par game compared to 3 or even 4 is barry

First phase is pretty chill. Just take down the crystal and wail on him. Second phase is him going all out shmups, each hits takes about 5 bar of health, on Human.
It looks like you can actually take down Urizen on first phase, but the streamer doesn't JC or use any high damage or fast combo. So he always dies on phase two.

Wait, isn't the embargo supposed to be over now?

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Yeah, forgot about doggo.

So 14 bosses in total? (Not counting prologue fights)

what did he worked on already?

You forgot King Cerberus. Also Little Chickie's name is Malphas, and she's one hell of a bitch boss fight. Once her health goes below 25%, her chick goes full adrenaline rush autismo

Based retard
There's only one other Shinji Mikami and he's some baseball player
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/三上真司

Morrison is a nigger, Agnus is brown

okay barry

This is canon

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Putz dein Zimmer.

Exactly 1 hour

>just
Please, we’ve had our own dedicated shitposters for years now. I honestly think at least one of them is just taking from Barry’s playbook to fuck with us some days. Although, the one in this thread does feel like the real deal.

lel the guy infests TWEWY, KH and FFXV threads at the very least. i think he just picks a game and autistically shitposts about it for a while.

how long till the music is ripped and posted boys? thats honestly all i care about till release date

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REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN

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He's a leech though. He'll go to the Sekiro threads next week and falseflag/shitposting through hell and high water. He's been doing this to action games coming out ever since FFXV failed

>fuck a bitch
>be forgotten
Being Sparda is suffering.

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That's just XV-kun

Who's ready to dab on Sekirofags?

Why does he gotta shit up TWEWY threads.

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Schneid deine Nägel.

They are actually still really good friends. They posted themselves hanging out recently on twitter as well as Shinji and Kamiya

You need to be boomer enough to like this cutscene.

So he's never been an artist in any other games, and now suddenly he's an artist in a game for a company he does not work for?

nigger we've already predicted that the scores won't be that high because of the DmC salt

This DMC looks cool and I want to play it but I want to play the first games first of all, are they playable with KB/M?

She's not related to Nell, Nico is the daughter of Nell husband after he divorced Nell and was created by Nell's son Rock

isn't the right her grandmother?

Let's go boys

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Anyone else get this warm fuzzy feeling inside from seeing Dante and Vergil just chilling together in the van?

Epic

I miss him bros

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I wonder how long this game is.
Renting it for a week might be enough to complete it.

Being white has nothing to do with not being a nigger, nigger

None. Stop pitting fanbases against another, Barry. You've been doing this for months

AY BARRY

WATCH THIS

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[insert name]fag here are the ultimate form of cope. People making literal fake people to cope with critque of the game. You can go to ANY franchise nowadays, and you'll get a [insertname]fag here. Stevefag, chrisfag, barneyfag, barryfag

can we get an official name for the dmc one please so we can just say cope too it, which is the dmc ones you've chosen lads?

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nigger is a state of mind

what

More like ready to get both games.
I sure am.

Can someone post the you cannot kill me,i am omega Dante pic?

hes still really really active about XV on resetera its hilarious

15-20 hours

because it got brought to his attention with the KH3 secret ending tying it to not versus XIII, and there is an equally dedicated autist who bumps twewy threads positively that he can fight with

barry, are you okay? did yo utake your meds?

Which publication?

I genuinely don’t think it’s possible to play decently without a controller

>Vergil's route
there is no such things, you just get bonus cutscenes at the start and at the end but other than that you just replay the game without the majority of the cutscenes and the last two boss fights.

Vergil's route in 4 is basically:
>Reach Fortuna
>Kill some demons
>meet mysterious woman he then banged off-screen

twitter.com/i/moments/1101216533886451712

Before the Nightmare is a good novel, give it a read

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>DMC4's rushed development made Dante replay Nero's levels and bosses
>Out of all the bosses, Credo is the only one that's not fought by Dante , except via PC level skip trainers or bloody palace grinding
What the fuck Capcom

>Thinking being white means you're not a nigger

barry it is.

stop coping

>one son is a 45 year old hobo fratboy manchild .
>the other is a 45 year old weaboo edgelord
>they'd rather spend all day playing sword fights instead of looking for a job, find a girl and get married.

The demons lost the war, but their one battle killing Eva has ruined Sparda's legacy.kek

Kotaku

> Vergil made a small gasp when Nero bitch slap Dante.

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I just want his sword and shield fuck
you should've lived nigger

Why are black people in japanese games always so fucking based?

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We all do bro, especially Nero and Kyrie.

I think he's confused about this part
>was created by Nell's son Rock
You meant raise, right?

I really like what interaction I’ve seen from Vergil and Nero. I haven’t watched too much because I want to avoid spoiling literally everything, but the banter I’ve read from their fight is perfect.

Being a nigger is good then i guess i dont care i sold my ass for weed money before and even took heroine while sucking 2 guys off and i still enjoy life what have you ever done other than mindless grinding in games? How does it feel knowing that a degenerate like me has done more in his life than a goody two shoes like you? Iam prolly gonna be married again in a year or two while you sit in your little room waiting for the perfect wife who will never come only to be lonely and sad at 40 killing yourself while i die with a smile

I want to do naked cuddles with Lady.

>we will never get a spinoff game where we play as Credo as he strives to get out of hell
I hate it.

why did they JUST trish so hard compared to lady dear lord i cannot get used to that face

>be barry
>shitpost on Yea Forums since 2013
>get banned from resetera
>seethe and shitpost more

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CAN WE CONFIRM THAT CAVALIERE ANGELO IS THE CREDO OF DMC5?

JESUS TRISH WTF

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Based Morrison putting the crazy bitches in their place.

Lady is seriously too fucking cute Holy shit

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>Nero's ass in DT
Hnnng

stop coping

How? Because he has shield and sword?

>Fun is bad
Hi, Tameme.

ff15 fans deserve no rights

It's probably because of her massive forehead.

>453474048

stop coping

Post a pic fag

Excuse me?

>453474153
aw shit he broke

If we do get some story DLC then I hope it's a father/son team up to go and rez best boy so we can get some solid interaction between the two

No, sadly. I think DMC5 will be, but most people who play on Keyboards agree it's more consistent to play with the keyboard keys than with the mouse.

>this guy keeps replying out of sheer seething

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Seething.

nigger what?

SC.

>SSSTOP COOPPINGGGGGG AHAHRHFHGHGHGHHGGHGGHGHHGHGHG

Well I haven't seen what happens exactly after the cut.

Oh she’s Agnus daughter alright

replace the logo with blacked

You okay, Barry?

Stop c

Seething

Nero is nothing like those oldfarts

I'M GONNA THE NEXT 10 DAYS MAKING SEKIRO VS DMC THREADS, FALSEFLAGGING AS BOTH SIDES AND USING DMC5'S METACRITIC TO SHITPOST AND MAKE E THREADS INSUFFERABLE,.AND THERE'S NTOH8GN YOUNCAN DO ABOUT IT

stop coping

>Nico is actually a robot, copying combat data from Dante, V, and Nero

Is Lady the cutest girl of 2019?

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stop coping

I've never really played DMC before does Nero get a charged attack for each level of exceed?

>this thread

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imgur.com/a/yvqaqoZ

How will dmccucks defend themselves when this game will get a 70-80 metacritic score?

uh yeah. im thinking barrys not okay

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Welcome to the final days before release, there's a reason everyone left beyond spoilers

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Yes. Lady and Dante are going to have a daughter who will bully Nero into saving their dads from Hell. The Sparda cousins will have dabbing team attacks.

You'll give us a good chuckle at most.

how so?

I want to ____ Lady

>stop coping

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The first

7/10
m.ign.com/articles/2018/03/06/devil-may-cry-5

Fuck you ign

reviews dropping soon
you excited?

Because nips focus on making cool characters.

The devs made full on naked models for Lady and Trash, which just makes things easier for SFM porn

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2000 años despues viviendo renta gratis

I just want to know if Lady interacts with Dante

is lady for me?

>Page not found

You motherfucker

>2018
Nice one dude.

You almost had me, you crazy son of a bitch.

Bullshit

You broke him. He's too far gone.

Baguette doesn't know how to grapple up to Artemis

Exceed 1 and 2 don't really look any diffrent. Only Excced 3 change into Ex Attack.

i think barry might actually kill himself if dmc5 gets above 90

>The good
Cinematic Presentation

>The bad
Juvenile Characters and a combat system stuck two generations ago, a clear step back from the reboot

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>2018
didn't even need to click

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>2018

Seething

>Dante reading the mag as Verg just keeps looking at him
He really missed his bro.

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>2018
Nice try, kid.

BASED

What's the downside of using Tomboy?

SC

Stop making up fake people and then pretending to be them to deal with the inevitable cope. This is worse than just saying randomly [randomname]fag. Stick to one, atleast, hides the cope a little bit more.

stop projecting

So, the streamer is an actual retard right? I feel bad for him.

THIS GAME WILL BE SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

new bread

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Seeth
More

453474857

kys shitou

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Can't stay on air? All air attacks seem to drop enemies.

sc

why is that user still replying? is he actually that mad? can you imagine

>as you reply back still

kek

stop c- never mind, stop projecting

Autism knows no bounds

Nero's voice in devil trigger sounds way too much like hollow ichigo

>shakespear died for this

god...why isn't kyrie in the game bros...
fuck you itsuno, i just wanted to see what she would look like in new graphics....
nero better not be cheating on her...

>Got any questions, little chicken?
>Griffon just shrinks back in fear

I want to have him as a pet bird.

i fucking love the bleach parallels
especially in 4, its literally orihime and ichigo

>Griffon actually makes a silent chicken sound
poor little birdie

goddamn lady

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>>meet mysterious woman he then banged off-screen
Yes, the mother of Nero.

We have a Lucifer screen. Do we have an Agnus Shakespeare scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO.

>reuben doing the motion cap for this

gameplay is exactly like DMC, why were people hyped again?

That's a scene where a lesb porn starts

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>dante does the fortnite dance
literally DmC2

yeah because dante never EVER had fun with the weapons he got
youtube.com/watch?v=i2aeXvM73_Q
not even once
youtube.com/watch?v=oskw8aGIFk0
never
youtube.com/watch?v=PK6UaPnRYcc

He’s been shitting on it even in its own threads. Fuck him.

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>Being a zoomer that never heard of MJ
Did your mommy let you make this post?

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no shit sherlock