Why do you hate Noire?
Why do you hate Noire?
I don't hate Noire. She's the sexiest nep and I love her.
I want to be her only friend.
not flat enough, i sleep
she fucks noir guys
Noire is my favorite nep
She has best VA
>Tried to murder Neptune while she had amnesia
>Takes her irritation out on her friends
>Made Blanc cry
>Doesn't spend enough time with her sister
>made Blanc cry
I love Noire now.
Imagine releasing a huge load on her armpit.
hmmmmmm
>Uni kinda wanted it
What is wrong with those two?
Uni's always chasing robot cock. She's a horny girl.
Uni would never do something so lewd
Post more oekakizuki
Wish he would draw the other Neps more
why do you jerk off to cartoons? that shit was drawn by another dude, basically makes it gay.
Cuz its cute as hell
If that makes me gay then im gay
That's like saying lusting after females is gay since they all had fathers, thus it makes you gay by association.
Your logic is so retardedly stupid that you should just off yourself for the sake of the gene pool.
There's one more thing that's even cuter and gayer than that you know. You probably already know.
Not enough pics of cum on her feet.
OwO
Which one of the neps are canon sluts?
Vert would suck you off for in-game currency.
>What is wrong with those two?
>two
Uni is the one with subconscious incestuous fantasies
ばか。
I don't hate her, she hates me.
I love her!
I want to poke noire in the belly button!! I want to hear her cute squeals and protests!
But I don't, I cum to her every day
>That's like saying lusting after females is gay since they all had fathers, thus it makes you gay by association
But this logic is flawless. Prove it wrong
Pro tip: you can't
How can a semen demon like this have no friends
Noire is a good goddess who cares about her sister, now if only she'd do more. Just do better.
Definitely Neptune
All of them, no exceptions
Slutty Nep best Nep
She's the ugliest Neptunia girl
I'd be perfectly willing to go all SJW to be with Noire.
I'm sorry but all the porn you watch is directed by fat greasy jews.
I don't. In fact, I wish Noire was my gf. I'd tease her about something and yo retaliate she'd bully me with her sexy feet.
What is it with this guy's Noire that makes me want to impregnate her so fucking badly
>bully me with her sexy feet.
>Perfect sized-breasts; not to small but not too large either.
>Heavenly thighs
>Despite her serious nature, is a total dork on the inside.
>VA in both languages perfectly capture her serious but quick to drop spaghetti side (Especially her second Ryuko Matoi VA in english.).
Fat in all the right places and lots of ahegao
For me it's the cool girl Iffy!
Her enormous tits ruined her design.
>infatuated with a literal retard
>sexually harassed by a bisexual fujoshit
>mentally scarred by Iris Heart
Just the right amount of thickness, he makes her looks so soft without making her too fat. Makes me want to bury my face in her tits and fall asleep.
Have you ever noticed how the RWBY cast is almost identical to the Neptunia cast personality wise? Hell, if Ruby was Purple and Blake and Weiss swapped colours they'd even match colours.
I don't know where you've heard that but you've been given false information.
What the FUCK, I didn't know noire sends slutty pics of her around..
Only for her true fans.
I want to be mentally scarred by Iris Heart and I don't even like dom-types
I don't, but Blanc is also really cute. So I can't decide.
Rwby was never original
For me, its Blanc
>Noire
>enormous tits
You didn't get them? Well, I have bad news for you, user... donate more shares
vic is innocent
I wish to ejaculate in Noires mouth and force her to move the semen around with her tongue and show me how it fills out her mouth before swallowing
What is it about twintailed tsunderes that makes them so rapeable
I love when Blanc is barefoot
So how is brave neptunia? Should i be excited for the western release?
It's probably shit, but I'll buy it and play it because I love neps.
is that the one made by Canadians? not even worth a pity purchase.
Pretty mediocre even by Nep standards.
>Cosplay as Noire
>Get more friends than the actual Noire
Riddled with bugs with mediocre gameplay from what I've read/seen. I'll probably still buy it because I'm dumb and it's been years since the last Nep game.
Why vert tits are so small?
>that shit was drawn by another dude, basically makes it gay.
the Artist of Neptuina is a woman
rebirth 1 is the remake of the first game, and where someone should start the series, right?
kek
I hate her pussy, that's why I say fuck noire's pussy
And that's a good thing, for me.
yes, and now go before some fag tells you to skip titles
Beru is the softest
because shes a basic tsundere twintail bitch made to appeal to the lowest common denominator
The lowest common denominator likes tomboys and mommy-type
lastation moar like lactation amirite?
Actually its lustation
>want to play the series
>all the girls are lesbos
Missed opportunity.
is there any real life examples of this?
i wonder if it's even possible
Nobody cares about your degenerate howaito piggu fag lover
That's not promising, but i probably buy it too
>lesbos
They're all bisexual sluts actually
Go be gay somewhere.
Vert is literally just a semen toilet
She ignored this chain message
But that's Noire
>blonde
>gaijin
>ojou
>big tits
she was literally made for public use
>Tsundere
>Slutty body
Noire is pefect for that
Who does IF belong to, Vert or Compa? They pushed Vert and IF in some game, did they just totally drop that?
I don't. I just want to poop on her chest.
give all your shares to Leanbox.
do you have sisters?
I have one but she hardly ever talks to me since I dishonor my family.
That's a code for semen?
c/u/cks eternally btfo
>The guys that want to see a cute girl with another cute girl is a cuck
>not the guy that wants to see his waifu with another man
I will never understand Yuri haters
Which one was this? I don't recall this scene.
Their escapism consists on self-inserting themselves in the shoes of a male character and pretend they are directly romancing their waifu, if the waifu is a lesbian they cannot properly self-insert
Yurishitters can be obnoxious as fuck, but waifuniggers don't fall too far behind
Those threads are always 85% Noire. I want to see more of the other girls, specially Vert. Most underrated character.
o-only if you can promise more games.
vert a shit
Is 4 goddess online any good?
Homo
Vert's sister, Nepgear, is so adorable!
This is the ideal woman. That lovely face and fluffy hair are the best.
>Tsunako
>dude
This one is the prettiest.
Bros, I wanna rape Noire
Most certainly the cutest
Thank you
Please post more of her
t. vert
Join the line
me in the middle
just give one of them a massive dick, my dude
More Blanc bullying
I am literally going to marry Uni!
Yeah.
How absolute shit is super nep rpg gonna be? They delayed it since the beta was a disaster ight?
I want to rape the neps
user, you're my friend. So let me claim Uni.
I actually love her!
This. But Noire is still my 3rd favorite.
Cute little boy.
Black heart is strong!!
she tempts me with her fat ass too much
>Why do you hate Noire
do you have any proof?
there is no justifiable reason to hate any of the Neps
you made a horrendous claim and have no shred of proof to back that claim
delete your post
You did it, you took shitposting to a whole new level
I am literally going to rape Uni's rectum until she can't walk for a week
I love my perfect wife Noire and want to start a family with her.
So beautiful
I'm pretty sure I'd eat out both the American and Japanese VA of Noire's. Their voice makes me diamonds.
>Taking off her gloves and one of her boots
What kind of shit taste rapist is this?
because I hate myself
what game is this? or is this some sort of limited time collab?
Azur Lane. It was a limited collab yeah so don't expect to get neps if you start now.
>Pretty mediocre even by Nep standards
Seems to be a trend with Canadian games lately.
goddamnit
welp I guess it's back to stumbling around Megamiracle Force since I don't speak japanese
Remove Nepgear
I want to marry and impregnate Nepgear!
I volunteer to take her
I love my wife!
By that logic, having sex with a woman is gay because a man gave birth to her
Or fapping to 3D vanilla porn is gay because the director is a man.
do collabs ever get reruns?
>Prove it wrong
Easy. Being gay is by definition being sexually attracted to the same sex. If you're a man, then by definition you're only gay if you're sexually attracted to other men. The definition does not include "things derived from men" or "things related to men". It is strictly limited to being sexually attracted to persons (i.e.: individuals of the human species) that share your same sex.
Thus it is not gay, for example, to be attracted to dicks, as that is merely a male reproductive organ and not a male person itself. It's also not gay to be attracted to females regardless of their physical appearance, as they are individuals whose gender is opposite to yours.
RIP Uni
She's so perfect
now this is real shit
Sexy boy.
How is this gonna play into the games now that Uni is fucking dead?
None of them have so far. I'd say try a server where it hasn't been run yet, but the Nep collab was run on all servers already.
K-Sha kills her for real this time.
>Vert.
Would be a fantastic mother. Kind, caring and serene. Only a slight chance she'll end up forgetting about your children by locking herself in a room to play games all day. Childbirth would be effortless for her. Cozy mom.
>Noire
I think she'll fret and worry and try her best and mess things up often. She is sincere at heart and will possibly make herself ill from trying to look after your children and Lastation and do lots of work at the same time. Busy mom.
>Neptune.
She's almost certainly going to be the one who'll get pregnant first, either intentionally or not. I can see her doing all she can to try and be one of those cool moms. You'll still have to give her a lot of support. Fun mom.
>Blanc.
After a difficult childbirth, I think Blanc might not want anymore children. (Or she might, since her figure might develop some after that). People think Noire would be a bitch, Blanc would take the cake. Everything has to be ordered and in control, otherwise she will go apeshit. Scary mom.
I love Bert
Blanc should be dead too, or fused with Rom/Ram into some abomination.
>Peashy
>"Wait - THAT's where babies come from?! Fucking stork my ass, Compa!"
>Iris Heart
Very motherly, very nurturing. Very well behaved children after the first time they push her buttons. Might grow up to be sexual deviants
>Rei CPU
Any of her children that manage to survive to adulthood are guaranteed to be powerful and self-sufficient, they might need to kill their mother.
>Uzume
The epitome of the "Cool Mom". Probably really easy to manipulate once her kids figure that out.
>Kurome
Pretty mellow over all. Typical young mother who makes some mistakes like murdering all your friends and destroying everything you ever loved but leaving you alive so that she can feed directly from your despair, but learns as she goes and betters herself.
>Nepgear
Very sweet and motherly, also a total push-over. Her kids would be able to walk all over her if there isn't a strong father figure in their life.
>Uni
The most relaxed of the bunch, she would probably alternate between pushing her kids to do their best, and also being affectionate to make up for what she missed out on from her sister. At worst she might be insecure in her abilities to raise them as well as her sister raised her
>Rom & Ram
It was a pretty shameful scandal, so their kids would think Blanc is their real mom, and they would be overly-attached aunts.
I want to marry and impregnate Ram
We'll have delicious Uni bullying, like the Nepgear ryona in Victory.
Her ass smells weird
I WANT TO RAM RAM
HEY
You don't talk to my wife like that
onahole goddess
Imagine forcing Noire's VA to wear her costume and talk back at you while you fuck her
Sit down.
because she killed millions
I love this official art.
I want Noire to reluctantly give me a footjob.
She'd pretend to hate it and keep making fun of me saying things such as "I can't believe I'm doing this for you, fucking worthless pervert" and "Aren't you embarassed? Getting this hard from just my socked feet? What a loser~"
Then she skillfully use both of her feet to really get you going. "Come on now I don't have all day.. my.. my f-friends are waiting for me you know. If you get anything on my clothes I will murder you, remember that." she utters as she keeps going.
>implying force is necessary
How come there is so little porn of Neptunia in general?
You'd think there's be like 8279 doujins but no.
Good to know that there are ants worshiping the best goddess.
I want Noire to bear my children.
Pixiv is like littered with porn. Outside of official art, theres almost zero cute compared to just porn.
I want to magically turn YOU into Noire and then pin you down before fucking you!
If a fairy offered to turn you into Noire but as a downside you'd have to let every horny user on Yea Forums have his way with you, would you still accept?
Anything for shares.
She has no friends and would make me less popular by association
>and would make me less popular by association
It's not like you have any friends anyway.
Shares are the faith of the people supporting a CPU right? But wouldn't that be easily exploitable and allow the populace to just shit all over said CPU?
No. People need the CPUs. Without them, it becomes much more difficult to survive. Something that isn't really delved into is that the world is pretty shitty without CPUs.
>Who does IF belong to
Me.
>Red propositions multiple women to be her wives
>Vert accepts
>Blanc says it's soothing to be called a woman's wife
>"/u/ btfo!"
>two sexiest girls in one picture
that's a rare treat
I'm more curious about the two figures below. Kurumi and Purple Heart Next-form?
To clarify, there are all sorts of reasons not to fuck with CPUs:
In the Hyperdimension, goddesses are more or less created by the people's wishes. Because of this, the majority of the people aren't really going to have much issue with their CPUs. This is why Rei's attempts to overthrow the CPUs never got off the ground until a literal deus ex machina from another dimension occurred.
In the Ultradimension, it's explicitly shown that a world without CPUs is complete shit. People were living in terrible conditions and it was pretty much the Dark Ages until Rei founded Tari. Then she fucked up on a massive scale and things got even worse until Blanc came along and founded Lowee. People desperately need CPUs in this dimension. Only CPUs have the power to found nation and create order in this otherwise chaotic world.
It's not as if the people are completely powerless; the relationship between people and the CPUs is one of symbiosis. The people need their goddesses to survive, and the goddesses need the people's faith to maintain their power.
Noire is sexiest nep. Perfection. Everything is the right size.
I love my wife!
Kept hearing these games were nothing but shitty waifubait titles. Tried one for myself and been having a blast with rebirth 1. Are the next titles as good as the first one?
You have low standards then.
I think they are both the already out figs, the big things to watch out for are the White Heart and sleepy Blanc(okay and Gear)
The series have come a long way since, but is completely right. The series is forever embedded in mediocrity, and you can expect installment to be a slightly distorted mirror image of the one prior.
2 and 3 are pretty much the same thing gameplay wise, but 2's story is a slog to go through.
Who looks the best in swimwear?
Mechanically, the games only get better (except with a major hiccup in VIIR). Mind you, they're nothing spectacular to begin with.
In terms of story, I think Re;Birth1 and VII are probably the best. Victory/Re;Birth3 is a fun little romp, poor translation aside. mk2/Re;Birth2 is the weak link.
I guess so. I only really care about games being fun and went into this one with next to no expectations.
Thanks for the info. I'm fine with it as long as It doesn't drop in quality.
IF
they all have bad swimsuits, pass
My wife Noire obviously
But they make Nep's hips stand out.
Most of those suits are so ugly, I can't believe it.
Hers is one of the only decent ones, but those colors.
Why is IF such a slut?
Blue balling non-ero eroge, colossal waste of time
You're right about the colour scheme. But check out this cute butt.
Honestly, the show as a whole doesn't look that great. The characters don't look very good and fail to capture the games' art's charm.
How is she a slut when she only goes for Compa. She's probably the least slutty of the lot.
>RB1: Obsessed with Vert
>RB2: Kisses Nepgear
>RB3: Muh Compa
>VII: Muh Nep
You're totally right.
It depends on the scene. The close ups on the faces are good. I will dump some pics to prove it.
This is dumb cherry picking. You're dumb. Go play the games again and pay attention to context.
No matter what the scene, all I can think about when I watch it is how Tsunako's art is far, far cuter.
>if you buy RB1+ I'll give you a reward
She's ugly.
Nep games aren't even worth pirating desu.
I will keep trying.
It's more that it's so fucking blurry for some reason, regardless of which version you run or how many after effects you add.
You've already failed. I've seen the show. Tsunako's art is better in every way.
I don't play nepgames because I hear it's pretty much all yuribait. So.
It's not, there's just a fuckton of retarded yurishitters that believe they're all literally having sex because the girls talk with each other occasionally.
Well, I'll keep posting anyway.
c/u/ck btfo based japs keep doing it
I know yurifags are retarded but I haven't heard anything to the contrary, like, ever. Or seen anything to the contrary. So I've heard wrong I guess.
I want to put my stiffy in Iffy after marriage!
best girl
Undoubtedly.
How did you like the anime?
It was okay.
They could've done something more original instead of doing a mk2+V mashup.
>Vert has best boobs
>Nep has best ass
>Blanc has best feet
What's Noire's charm point, anons?
The tie-in manga was way more enjoyable.
The only thing good about these games is the dialogues and cute characters
The gameplay is fuckin ass
Best pits
nep is a good main character because she wears a bikini
She should wear a school swimsuit.
>jerking off to 3DPD
I can think of nothing more cucked then jerking off to real women. Why waste a good fap on something that is limited by genetics and their insufferable personalities when you can get your own custom waifu in looks and personality in any scenario you want.
Nep is a good character because she's relatable.
Neptunia fulfills a niche for me that I can't really seem to find much place else these days. Its type light-hearted, self-referential Japanese humor has become increasingly harder to come by. And while the games definitely have their flaws, I can't bring myself to hate them. After playing through the incredibly somber Hollow Knight, for instance, it's nice to sit back and play something like Neptunia. On top of that, JRPGs that play like Neptunia are kind of a dying breed. Maybe there's a reason for that, but I'm honestly glad that this series exists.
Midriff
that just means you can fap more since their isn't a penis to ruin your porn, unless your admitting to being gay
This seems like a mis-match with the games. In the games, she's consistently pretty popular. She literally has a fanclub.
Legs
Everything about Noire is sexy. She's so sexy in every inch of her body, it's impossible to look at Noire and not feel a desire to plant your seed.
Can CPUs even get pregnant?
It was pretty based.
Neptune sure thinks so considering she asked if Plutia was the one that gave birth to baby IF/Compa/Peashy.
Why don't they just make a game where you can date all nep girls and then end up fucking them with many dozens of well made sex scenes for each nep?
Because Tsunako doesn't want you to fuck her waifu
Would not sell nearly as well as you'd think.
Why would immortal beings born from energy need to reproduce?
Well Neptune clearly has talent for motherhood.
I would buy 10k copies by myself if I had to
Can ditch the Vert and Plutia routes too I don't need those, put extra effort into Noire and Blanc instead
Homosexual
You mean how she left the kids in her sister's hands?
I don't hate Noire, but i love her little sister so much it just seems like that in comparison!
For like a few days to take care of work-related business. For the next three-to-ten years, she spends nearly ALL her time with the kids, to the point where Histoire was getting irritated. And they clearly love her the most.
Licking Nepgear's belly button!
based and red-pilled
>Can ditch the Vert and Plutia routes
youtube.com
My wife on the left
According to imagery of a certain artist which are not suitable for Christian image boards yes.
Whenever I see this person's art (usually the one with purple heart laying down on her stomach) I can only think of asagi's face.
What I like most about IF is her ____.
Tsunako knows
perfect body made for bearing my children
flat chest and sharp eyes
Tsunako likes little girls like Rom and Ram.
>vert a shit
>homo
>posts million arthur
???
Bless her
I want to marry Ram!
>rom if you want a better living partner
>ram if you want a better sex partner
girlfriend
Or marry both.
>living partner
can i have the alternative?
Choosing is for fags
Well there is an image set of Purple Heart wearing a taimanin suit, so there's that.
>Blanc, Vert and Chrom on one side
>Noire on the other
Is this bullying?
twin 27s of truth
What would happen if Steamax actually meets Vert?
To be honest, I don't really know what Hyperdimension Rei's problem with CPUs were. Ultradimension Rei was understandable, if not incredibly misguided. The games show time and time again that the world would be fucked without CPUs around.
>Compa
>that voice pitch
>DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Yeah some got stuffed behind a better girl, kind of hard to notice them now
I just speed read through her lines so I can cut off her voice as fast as possible.
Don't think that holds. The red-head with the hat actually stands out the most on that side. A big problem with Noire is that there's the background's all dark and blue, so she kinda blends in. In fact, there's a lot of cold colors so the white Blanc, green Vert and grey Chrom also blend in, albeit not as much as Noire. The ones who stand out the most are Neptune (who's in the dead center, the biggest thing on the image and has a glow around her) and the three red-heads, who actually contrast with their surroundings a bit. Also the robot maybe.
Fixed Compa.
I love my wife!
Nyamota recently posted Noire images someone share them
Nowa belongs to Nep. Do not steal.
All cute girls belong to Nep.
>Vert has best boobs
They're too big
Talking about her JP voice right? I always play the games in English voices anyway.
Because she isn't Plutie.
>I always play the games in English voices anyway.
Faggot.
>put extra effort into Noire and Blanc
My nig-
>Can ditch [...] and Plutia routes
>Plutia
>PLUTIA
Now hold on a second
But its already uploaded at the usual place for days now.
Here are your neps for tonight.
WHEN THE FUCK IS BRAVE GETTING RELEASED IN THE WEST
THE GAME WAS MADE BY MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS
How did Neptune convince them do do this?
She just asked and they were eager to do it
Why is Nep such a chad?
Sorry, slutty neps not allowed
Guess Noire will just have to wait outside, then. I'll make sure IF puts in enough work for both of them.
Boys can't raise lily ranks with girls unless you're a fish.
That's gay
I don't hate her, so who the hell is this "you?"
These games are too stingy with costumes for IF and Compa. It's so hard to find new outfits for them.
Cutw nowabutt
French Canadians; the scum of the earth.
Who the hell is that?
Win (General from Noire's game) and Noire
Oh. I didn't play that. The idea of Noire having friends is too bizarre to me.
Can boys increase lily rank with other boys?
Play Noire's game.
Or don't.
No.
The Japanese word for "lily" is "yuri". That's the joke.