This is the man who singlehandedly took down the entire gaming industry. Say something nice about him

based and saitamapilled

For years, weeaboos have preached the evils of AAA western companies. The only difference is that a vast majority of gamers finally started seeing the light...that or the micro-transactions, post-release update schedules, and rushed games finally got to them. Anthem would have killed countless consoles, if anyone was still interested in buying games from EA.

blizzard on suicide watch

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>snow falls for months on a mountain side
>one snowflake lands
>an avalanche occurs
>see that one snowflake? it's responsible for the whole thing
yeah, nah

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kek he actually looks like him.

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It’s getting closer to April Fools

based snowflake

what did he do to his head?

He was pretty kino

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But he didn't...

Are you genuinely autistic?

Top 10 Anime Villains

he's literally a wojack

NOT
AFRAID

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That snowflake? You.

This is my fav pic from this.
He knew exactly what he was gonna say.

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>cyкa блять

Why has the modern gamer gravitated to this look over the past 2-3 years?

he looks like a nu-male

i love this man

He looks like he's about to Cam-erupt

They found his Twitter. He's into swinging, or at least FFM. He's a 7'6" Chad in a nu-male's body. His wife's family has to be ashamed.

looks like a renaissance painting, fuckin beautiful

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anyone have that pasta listing all companies going down?

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that's why Yea Forums loves him, we all incels soiboys here

YOU NO OWN PHONE? NO DIABRO FORYU

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OOOOOOOOH WHY YOU KNOW HAVE PHOOONE!?

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Needs more sweat on the dude in front

lmao

thank you belated april fools man

you are the unavoidable result of human compromise

Just like the best kinos

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You mean not morbidly obese and confident enough with his appearance to shave his head rather than clinging on to the last remnants of a full head of hair?

>westacuck trash
>"the entire gaming industry"
lol

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The only day where it’s safe to challenge him.

this will never not be funny.

He cute

t. Winnie the pooh

priceless

This is why i keep sharing Yea Forums.

he's not a nigger

I wanna sug him and swallow his glorious aryan genes.

>tfw you thought that's the JUST hair but it's his actual hair

>Say something nice about him.
is this out of season april fools joke?

look at that wedding ring what an incel

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thanks you based smug fanboy for saying to these people in the industry what we can all see

That's not a wedding ring.

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The secondary effects of this fucker upsetting the apple cart can't be overestimated. Actibilzz was spending a fucking HUGE amount on promo people, social media, and were worse than useless, but creating negative value.. The fact that they had so many people, and still got completely blindsided by the reaction, was a sure sign to Kotick that it's time to dump payroll for these useless fucks.

I'm glad he faded away afterwards so he wouldn't ruin his greatest moment of triumph.

Diablo Vengeance.

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are you dumb or just pretending
I was obviously referring to Japanese games.

ORLY?

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Can anyone me what did this guy do?

PS4 best selling console of 2018

@453467062
>mobile vermin

This. Is there a video?

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said "nigger" on the mic in front of a huge crowd of people at a blizzard convention

Twice as bright

>cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

He cried like a bitch nerd over Diablo going to mobile. I mean he wasn't wrong, but it's typical that Yea Forums celebrates his woman-like ass.

That scene is absolute kino
>everyone else is derk red
>he's the only one who's light red signifying his status with the masses
>blizzard employees are in blue

He's the hero we needed, but not the one we deserve.

@453467349

here's your (you)

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He is the ultimate cuck tho.
Imagine paying to go to fucking Blizzcon of all cons then acting suprised when they do a jew move lmao.
He is literally a better kept neckbeard omega

Any video?
I would love to watch this nerd seethe.

@453467439
Here's your (my morals are so fucked that I have to fawn over some nerd getting mad at fucking Diablo, the most casual game on the fucking planet)

The way the shadow falls over his face is too perfect.

Google is a thing.

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>samefagging this desperately

how pathetic does your life have to be to feel the need to do this

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Found it and he even started his vlog.

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That’s some conferencekino cinematography.

It’s not really a seethe if he has the blessing of the crowd

>on uplay

Am I the only one who find really funny that theres literally no info about sale numbers in the epic for the win store? I wonder how much of a flop that store was

did something good then tried to milk the fuck out of it with cringy shit so fuck him

I kept seeing him on Youtube calling himself the new red shirt guy and going on podcasts and shit... I dont understand why anyone would want to know anything about him.

Amazing

He started the fire under Diablo Mobile

At BlizzardCon, Blizzard's grand announcement was a mobile only Diablo game. Considering that anyone going to BlizzCon is going to be a massive PC gamer, the announcement of a mobile game as the main event left most people very pissed. At the QnA session is where Red Shirt Guy came up to the mike and asked "Hey, uh just was wondering, is this uh an out of season April Fools joke?" to which the crowd applauded and whistled. He basically was just the first person to vocalize the negativity that most felt for the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=73yT9UXJLT0

I will not say anything nice about anyone who attends cons especially Blizzcon.

no, he's the "New Male"

You're talking about a generation that let Twitch be a thing. These idiots latch on to anyone that's even remotely more popular than they are for any given reason.

thank you

He's good at guitar

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The crowd cheered him on too it was fucking mental

He's good at looking like he's got male-pattern baldness.

HE'S GONNA SAY THE A WORD

I just feel bad for the people that were in line behind him with the same question.

He's a plant from rival companies.

A fucker who own cellphone

>7'6" Chad
What is he? Dutch?

I still don't get the china and winnie the pooh meme things
What the fuck happen?

>April Fools is his kryptonite
Oh fuck

BASED and redshirted.

Why the fuck didn't they just announce a D2 remake?

What changed though? Some investors lost some money but so what? We're still exactly where we were.

ok this is epic

China's leader was mocked by being constantly compared to Winne the Pooh. Naturally they banned any and all references to the character so he basically doesn't exist over there now.

So, just another day in glorious Communist China.

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i chuckled just thinking about it again

he looks like fucking Northernlion

American education happened.

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Absolutely obsessed. What does that have to with anything?

post the courtroom one

Not a fan of the “okay” meme, but this one is pretty fitting.

Holy shit man, a group of friends and I were at Blizzcon when this happened and we absolutely couldn't fucking believe that this shit went down on our first trip there.

The VODs don't do it justice, either. I don't know know if Blizzard pulled some Microsoft bullshit and quickly mixed the sound out of the stream, but when Diablo Immortal was announced, there was a lot of audible booing. I have no idea how that couldn't have made it into the videos unless the sound team was prepared for it

>THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WANNA GO, MOBY? STEP INTO THE OCTAGON, MOTHERFUCKER!
That line never fails to amuse me.

Reminds me of this

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As the only white boy on the Chinese server (either vidya or prostitutes) I can tell you that Blizzard China added an automatic permaban word detector that activates for Tigger or Winnie or any of the 100 Acre Woods characters. I recently got banned for Tigger. Rather than spamming that stupid Tiananmen paragraph here, you guys should go onto Apex's Taiwan servers (where all the Chinese connect to) and spam it every match you enter into. You'll probably cause a mass SWATting/streamban wave across most of China since their Twitch copies all use OCR AI tech to check for "unharmonious" things. Apex has bled out most of OW, PUBG, and Siege's population in China so you'll make millions of bugs miserable.

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jesus christ, what is he wearing around his forearms?
he looks like a literal meme, and I'm still embarrassed for the medium that someone had this kind of public meltdown over a new virtual toy not being what he expected

Huh I'm surprised Blizzard kept their forum shills even after all those layoffs.

Poor doggo

Kek'd, underated.

>meltdown
he was composed as fuck when he asked the question
if anything, the team answering questions started to have a meltdown

Please explain how that's even remotely true. I'll give you a pass for merely explaining how he triggered it.

>Meltdown
He was pretty monotone through everything. You’re making it sound like he was bawling over the microphone.

remember the time when he had hair?

The ones having a meltdown were Blizzard and gaming media.

Lel

he was dead serious though, not a single sign of fear in his voice or body language. he had a mission

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embarrasing

Truly the most KINO of moments
A living legend

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Have we seen northernlion and this guy in the same room before?

Anarchy is best.

That is fine art.

based

>the light descending upon him
Truly, God stood with this one

I'd like to apologissse for hurtful commentssss massster phone

Kek

>meltdown
>calmly and professionally asked if this was a joke

Billzdrones out.

Actiblizz sues the new red shirt guy. He appears in court representing himself
Judge asks for his opening statement
Picks up a stack of blank papers from his desk, shuffles them around, then places them back down
Actiblizz lawyers begin looking around nervously, whispering to one another in a huddle
Red Shirt Man stands up from his seat
Ahem
Deathly silence falls over the courtroom
“Is this lawsuit an out of season April Fool’s joke?”
Actiblizz lawyers are audibly shocked, some fall back out of their seats, others run out of the room in fear, one particularly shriveled attorney dies of a heart attack on the spot
Judge immediately bangs his gavel
“I’ve heard enough. I hereby find the plantiff, Activision-Blizzard, in contempt of court. I won’t let you make a joke of the United States legal system.”
Everyone in the gallery stands up and applauds
A bald eagle flies in through the window and perches atop the flag, shedding a single manly tear
Bobby Kotick himself is consumed by hellfire as his unholy contract with Satan expires.

He looks like a nu-male. But, surprisingly, didn't act like one