Wee are the sons of Sparda. Within each of us flows his blood, but more importantly, his DMC5 THREAD

was he weaker? Urizen shat on the entire cast repeatedly.

THINK ABOUT THE DEMONS DANTE

So why was Balrog cut from the game?
>b-but the book
Flock off, that was made to cover for Balrog not having his own fight. What’s the real reason?

>Trish and Lady argue of who shall take over DMC now that Dante is gone
>based Morrison comes along and BTFO these bitches by saying he's da boss now since Dante has huge debt and that they need to work for him now if they don't want their asses to end on street
>Dante and Vergil are having their autistic fighting in hell, acting like overgrown children (mostly Vergil) and Dante says the J word which triggers the Vergil
There you have it.

>Vergil forgot about him

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so how was the demon sword dante created?

>Morrison was mocapped by Dan
>Mocap version of the cutscenes is basically Dante and Vergil in the DMC office

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DMC5 Dante looks less like a Bogdanoff and looks more like The Dude.

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Not as good as 3, better than 4, though not by much

it's already shown on stream.

Lady and Trish try to take over Dante's office. Morrison being a bro holds the office's deeds for Dante while he's away. offered the women a job to pay for the rent. Dante and Vergil are having a duel and bickering. unlike previous duels, not a whole lot of malice in this one. Demons attack and they do what they do best.

I meant the one if you beat urizen the first time

Urizen was supposed to be Balrog until they repurposed him. Look at Urizen.

he doesnt have Lucifer so it's an upgrade from 4

Kinda shit

>gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=lghO6HgPoQA
anyone conserved the stream?

So any gothic castles or environments in this game?
I really do miss Temenigru and the Island from the first game. I remember ending up in the castle in DMC4 and wishing the whole game took place in there. Not a deal breaker or anything but I do wish those kind of environments would make a return.

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They want Dante to have a new weapon right off the bat?

Oh yeah that makes sense.

Yeah until Dante discovered Sin DT and then he wiped the floor with Urizen

that's not the secret cutscene we're talking about.

Ghost Rider here. Just wanted to say Dante and his brother are a bunch of SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS

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>waited 10 years for a proper sequel
>its ok

Itsuno needs to go he reached his peak with dmc3 thanks for the memories.

>leave their cute nephew alone
IDIOTS

They're good. Needed one or two more good devil arms to have been the best. It misses the Nevan weapon of the game. Better than 4. Guns are a better though.

I wonder what Kamiya's thoughts on DMC5 will be

Cavaliere is worse than Lucifer. Balrog is also the worst fist weapon in the series.

Nah you get disorted demon infested London and Satan's anus for the whole game.

your environments are
>city
>hell tree
>white final boss arena
please understand

MUNDUS GET DOWN

He doesn't like DMC2-DMC4 but respects them.

>leaving dead weight
GOOD RIDDANCE

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who?

Dante visited his old home. He stabbed himself with the broken Rebellion. He, broken Rebellion and Sparda merged into Sin DT. Then SDT just created DSD from his own power or something.

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You're still not done shitposting these threads? What a sad life you must live, user.

Cavaliere looks way more fun than Lucifer (i like the big slow weapons in these games, the big stupid scissors in Rising were my shit)
i fucking hated Lucifer, waste of a slot
i'd have to try out Balrog myself but it seems really neat

Apparently intelligence plays a huge, huge part in how well a demon can use his powers. And most demons don't have an awful lot of it.

So, now that the dust has settled, can we agree..:
DMC3 > DMC 1 > DMC 5 > DMC 4 > DmC > DMC 2?

That's the kill x number of demons extra ending. The secret ending is defeating Urizen in the prologue with DT Nero.

Balrog wasn't cut from the game you retard, you start playing as Dante nearly halfway through the game and both Nero and V have tons of options by then.
Starting out with just a single Devil Arm and firearm would be lame

He gave Bingo pointers and permission for retcons on writing Vergil for DMC3. He doesn’t like 2 because he and his team weren’t informed it was happening until it was already in development

>DMCfags are literal cucks
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How's Devil Sword Vergil gonna look?

V looks fucking awful to play as. Good thing he has the fewest stages.

Where's that one autist who kept insisting V=Vergil is an illusion? I've never seen such autism

I don't see the Lucifer comparison. Cavalliere has a lot of movement options and some attacks are cancelleable.

no he doesn't

Fuck I might have had a heart attack last night

I gotta make it bros, only two more days

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How motivated are you after that stream?

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He said he'll come back in 3 days (2 now), to laugh at us.

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>an absolute cretin and dumbass, a blithering buffoon walks into MY devil may cry thread
You have no idea what goes on during development if you think Balrog was never intended to be a fight

stay motivated and take care of yourself

He still doesn't like DMC3 Dante. He didn't accept it as Dante whem somebody asked his thoughts on it.

I was already 200% motivated

Frustration is getiin' bigger

>Subhumans description lists a foul-mouthed Protagonist
>it was reffering to the fact that Dante stopped brushing his teeth
imagine the smell

The Master of Blocking

Begone

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Balrog was never intended as a fight because Dante was always going to start with more than one Devil Arm for gameplay reasons.

do you think vergil likes marshmallows

Yeah but kinocringe or cringekino if you prefer

WHY IS THERE STILL NO PRELOAD FOR STEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

200000%
I want to beat the shit out of urizen in the prologue

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3 hours

When a boss is doing certain actions, how do you know which breakers would have unique animations on them? If not for trailers and promo videos I'd never have known Overture, Punchline and Buster Arm have different animations on Goliath.

Vfags got absolutely demolished

He's gonna give negative review, won't he?

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I just fucking beat vergil 3 after not being able to get even a quarter of his health off and I got my first S-rank for that fight to top it off.
It took me all night, but I fucking did it.
Give me your best vergils, I am 300% motovated.

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and vergilfags got a receding hairline ahahahaahahaahahaahahahahaahhahaha

It's as good as 4 at least, right?

My name is Vergil.

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you try everything against everyone or check Twitter/Discord for info

Very, Can't wait to play as Bui

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>B-but muh Moondust theory!
>He's so kawaii pls bring him back :((
>I swear he's popular I might not have any proof but I know he is!!!

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>He thinks it's the hairline and not the hair style
OK I bet you think that image where they lowered the hairline looked good

I think you test then out and they usually make sense. I think they purpose gave those Breakers since they have interactions that can be discovered. Buster was too obvious so they didn't add it

Vergil becoming a legit autistic 40 year old with a receding hairline is great development actually.

YOU'RE THE DEAD WEIGHT NOW, OLD MAN.

oh he will come back if hes popular

Poor V-kun. Hopefully his X-kun known as Barry will console him about this.

>dante chomps pizzas any time he can
>vergil is a fan of marshmallows
Seems legit

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It doesn't have the annoying enemies from 4 so it's good in my book.

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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>he is the strongest Spardan in existence
Based

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>He calls this a receding hairline
Cope, Vfag.

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>B-b-but muh husbando. How am I to ship him with Nero now? REEEEEEEEEE

itsuno wanted you to play as v as much as you can so you cry when he gets killed off what a hack

Content wise but not gameplay wise
4 is still the better Bloody Palace game
None of the bosses are as good as Credo either

1 and a half hours for the Review Embargo to go down.
PREDICT THE METACRITIC SCORE

>86
>Tons of bitching for it not being DmC, especially from Eurogamer
>Complaints about the characters and story
>Gameplay is too hard and there aren't tutorials

vergilfag trying to cope about his character having a fat face and a receding hairline

He want us to play and upgrade V as much as possible because WE FUCKING FIGHT HIS SUMMONS LATER
He's trolling us I swear

We haven't seen Cavaliere or Vergil.on actually hard difficulties though.

Yamato isn't even "Vergil's Sword" in the same way Rebellion was created by Sparda's magic to be a literal manifestation of Dante's power. It's just a really strong dimension-cutting key that Sparda had with him for quite some time and handed down to Vergil.

Wouldn't be surprised if the Summoned Swords are actually the essence of Vergil's true Devil Arm. He'll eventually turn those Force Edge lookalike blades into some unique-looking ridiculous beam saber that he'll hold in his hand or have floating next to him at all times.

Why are V fujos so assblasted about "incest" part? When has THAT ever stopped them before? Dante/Vergil is most popular fujo shipt (I dare say most popular ship overall when it comes to this series / sad I know), and you can bet your ass they'll be wetting themselves because their old YAOI DJ about Dante/Vergil staying together in hell came true.
Not to mention they know have extra material (V) for their Dante/Vergil bullshit. So...

V is dead and never coming back. Accept it, fujo-kun.

Are you that stroke user?

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don't be assblasted in the future when he comes back

>Fully upgraded V on DMD difficulty

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Nah It was because of the ''pick your summon'' fight

He's not popular, though.

*they now

So, no Patty in the game I presume.

I would put DMC 5 above DMC 1, but that's because I don't have as great a nostalgic tie to it and began with 3. So... major downgrade going back.

ALSO, DMC2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. DmC. I would sooner play digital ambien than that slap in the face.

>Getting dragged to Captain Marvel by girlfriend and all my other friends Thursday Night
>Have work from 9-6 on Friday
>Have to go to birthday dinner with girlfriend Friday night

NOT FAIR GUYS!

Normally I would say: Don't get BTFO when he doesn't. However, considering your record and how much you love getting BTFO, it's obvious that you crave to get BTFO once more.

he wont be popular no he wont hes already getting popular faggot

cripple-kun gets the boss rush but with even less summons

As voice, yes. Same with Kyrie.

Isn't sniffing something supposed to do something about that? Calming your body down? Maybe the motivation is killing you user; the human body can only take so much power.

>friends
It's your own fault, really

Any videos of the stream?

seething vergilcuck

No wonder your attainment of power is incomplete

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Vfujo is convinced that V is some sort of Vergil 2.0 when it comes to popularity and people wetting themselves at just hearing his name.
V is popular, but we all know with what kind. Most popular thing about V wasn't even V himself, but his summons. Which is ironic asf.

5 is better than 1 and might be better than 3 in the end once people are really allowed to dig into the cuhrayzee

both dante and vergil are popular in the same way faggot they are both liked by fujos

Here, have this one about how Dante is going to pay the bills after coming back with Vergil
youtube.com/watch?v=sm6FqL5nAqk&feature=youtu.be

>Nero misses Credo
He was a brother and a dad. And a nigger with a cool sword and shield
How much of a deadbeat do you have to be in order for your son to latch onto a literal who as his father before your retarded brother subs in

Literally only one autist in stream tried to bring up "muh V" and she had hue hue name. So, that is who .our Vfujo shitposter is: HUE HUE.

So, given that things like the autism brothers stuck in Hell and who did Vergil bang are still left unsolved, do you think it's more likely they do it in a DLC or DMC6?
I dread to say DMC5SE, with playable Vergil, cause that's actually a very mean practice of making me buy same game twice.

This.
Fuck V, and F Little Chicken :^(

So, considering that there's actually a hidden weapon in this game now, duplicate notwithstanding. What're the chances of other hidden weapons?

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Yeah I'm the guy from last night, slept on the couch because I'd been awake for two days and my Dad watched me to make sure I didn't get worse

I'm going to a cheap clinic today to check this out, I really hope its not serious

Credo was the only good part of 4

Really?

he isn't coming back

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Prove it.

By fujos and outside fujos. V is just fujo bait that will never have half of cameos/crossovers that said Dante and Vergil had because HE IS NOT THAT POPULAR. Now, feel free to cope about it.

with a receding hairline

Ah, so it's another "3 people desperately shitposting" thread

None

>hidden weapon in this game now
Isn't that just DMC3 spiral?

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>you can't upgrade devil breakers
So Overture and Gerbera will always be shit?

1 literally

Feels good to have him back, tough luck seeing V ever again though, lil cuckold

Gerbera is really useful in small rooms full of enemies, you can get to SSS rank within seconds with the breakage.

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It's cute how you think that "Vfujo" and "Vergilfag" aren't the same person.

>still no new link to the stream
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER

>we demolished the newest, most innovative thing in this game
How is this a good thing?

>Gerbera
>Unlimited air mobility
>Air Breakge in an enclosed room
>Shit
No

Yes, but they're also popular with the entire fanbase outside of fujos. You need to be able to prove that V has popularity outside of the mentally ill in order to claim that he's on par with Dante and Vergil, and so far you have completely failed to do so.

can this vergilfag stop spamming replies

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>beat big bad
>congratulations, full blown unstoppable demon invasion. Thanks dead weight
>DMC6, featuring playable humans aside from Lady

FUCK VFAGS AND VERGILFAGS, WHO ELSE /Urizenfag/ HERE?

IT HAAASSSS BEGUUUUUM

Only 1, 2 and 5 are cringe
3 and 4 are kino

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Yeah but that usage is so particular and restricted compared to Rawhide, Tomboy, Punchline and Buster.

>not addressing the core of the issue
Gerbera's utility in air is unnecessary with snatch + enemy step + caliber

Unless there're more scenes (there's still the secret ending that we haven't seen yet), Patty's only heard from that phone call.
And Kyrie, besides the garage flashback, has another 2 phonecalls with Nero, before the final battle and in the credits.

Stay safe, i'll pray for you today.

Nero has a marshmallow line in the game

The Vfag hates Vergil because as long as he's around V won't come back. Everyone else just doesn't care.

How dare you suggest them being same in anyway, user! Vergil is just illusion and V is his own person that will totally be back in KH style because he's most popular DMC character now even though I'm pulling this last statement out of my ass.

I get late night thursday and friday to myself with the game but then my gf decided were going to her parents for the weekend

Welcome to the family

The JP version of Mad Qualia got released.
youtu.be/cZUktzIoQns

>watching an entire game instead of playing it yourself
Why does Yea Forums do this?

hmm lets see if the vergilfag will reply to this vergil is a shit character with a receding hairline and fat face and is ugly as sin

I have finally found man of culture.
Absolutely based!

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How come neither Dante or Vergil ever thought that Nero could be Dante's son?

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That's Kalina Ann 1

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God, I love to play these girls in DMC4... I want them back as a DLC for DMC5
youtube.com/watch?v=DbfWY-3EKoE

>4

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Probably because the game isn't out yet, genius.

>Steam's two top sellers are Devil May Cry 5 Deluxe, and Devil May Cry 5

Money up front? This I like.

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Are V fags still seething because their fedora emo boy isn't real?

PLAYABLE URIZEN WHEN
DAB ON NIGGERS WITH YOUR CRSYTAL BEYBLADE

Because it literally doesn't matter. Story and gameplay are seperated, as they are in nearly every game.

5 is KINO as fuck

>wasn't feeling hype for DMC5, was planning on spending my money on fightan games instead
>got back into DMC3 because I was bored
>suddenly feel motivated to play 5

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>dante
>getting laid
i shiggy your diggy

HAHAHA "WEE"

>here is your DMC6

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This is the strongest character in this installment of the Devil May Cry series.

Say something nice about him.

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I'm only wondering when does that guy even sleep?

I doubt they even hate Vergil or give a shit about V. It's literally one person trying to start shit by playing both sides.

>LOOK AT ME GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND LOTS OF FRIENDS AIN'T I SUPER SPECIAL SHOWER ME IN PRAISE EVERYONE
Fuck off

Got DnD Friday night but I'm basically playing Nerogil with a cuhrazy demon arm and a katana.

That would require Dante to have sex.
Also Miho a cute

DMC5 IFFY UH
DABBING ON SEKIRO UH
FROMSOFT IS FUCKING SHIT UH
EXCEPT WHEN THEY MADE ARMORED CORE OH GOD PLEASE LET THEM MAKE ANOTHER ARMORED CORE INSTEAD OF SOULSHIT UH

He looks really badass with just the claw-wings on his shoulders.

Try eating nothing but pizza and ice cream for decades. Your cum would probably be 100% ice cream sundaes instead of normal cum

>check my country top sellers
>Number 3 is Deluxe DMC5 not even the standar
Dante getting those debts paid.

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That King Cerb introduction music had a DMC3 Cerb vibe why the fuck didn't they remix it? Shadow fight got a DMC1 remix that got me hyped as fuck. I was expecting king doggo would get the same treatment but what we got was a fucking wubwub music.

dante knows he's a permavirgin
vergil probably thinks dante is a loser

Projecting much?

Because of Vergil's swordfu responding to Nero well.

Why would Dante still be a Virgin if he can understand why Vergil felt the urge to get his dick wet when he was younger?

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he never went to fortukek

Where are ya’ll getting the wrong fujo info from? They don’t care. The most popular is the spardacest anyway. They love Dante/Vergil and Dante/Nero and lately my favourite Dante/Nero/Vergil

If he kept his human hairstyle he wouldn't look like an emo twink

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR BROS
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE V'S GAME
NOW IT TURNS OUT HE NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE
I'M GOING TO REVIEWBOMB THIS SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT GAME ON METACRITIC FUCK ITSUNO AND FUCK VERGIL SAMEFAGS THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR

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Nope.
It's actually suprising that i wanted so much 5 end with Dante and Vergil protecting human world by killing demons in hell, but instead of memorable and tragic scene with them we got soulles "fanservice the ending"

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when the fuck are reviews coming metascorefags where are you

Yes have you not been in the past threads? They even tried convincing themselves that's v is his own personality and not just a half of vergil.

>Dante
>Having sex
No way fag

>Shadow fight
what

I heard 9:00am pst

wtf is this fag still shitposting????

his triple jump looks sick, so does his design. Cant wait to see his SIN DT in DMC 6

Yamato came with a free paternity test, and it seems the two are no longer identical twins for that to matter.

LoL No way fag

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... and that's a good thing!

Anybody has the link of V and Urizen merging?

wasn't there something about Dual-wielding them?

So does V has his own personality or is it Vergil merely pretending?

Nevan best is the Devil arm

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You fight griffon, then shadow, then griffon and shadow, then all 3 of them (griffon, shadow and nightmare) in a boss battle. The music in those battles is the dmc1 music.

yea wow your life sounds really bad, that is truly suffering. Fucking kill yourself faggot

Its vergil with no power autism

According to DMC1 novel Dante only fucked random chicks around Redgrave city, and after DMC3 and 1 he had to two bootycalls at arms reach.

Former

V is just a cowardly emo who needs Dante and Nero to do the dirty job so that he can refuse with his demonic side.

Devillmaaan, DEEVILLMAAAAAN

Who the fuck is Patty?

Dante never did react to Nero being related to him right? I don’t expect dramatic shit but not even a “lol vergil had a son what the fuck i have a nephew”

from the DMC anime

For once you're right. Neroposter

NICO A QT

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Isnt the anime the only non game medium that is canon to the story though?

I think he already knew there was somewhat of a relation in 4.

Vergil without his power-autism.

Yes, the first one is hidden, the second one is mandatory. If you have both, they combine. Dunno if you can change back to normal though.

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It's human side of Vergil that acts nothing like vergil but have more personality then nuVergil

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All the Redgrave stuff is a reference to the DMC1 novel.

Patty wants the DT. She'll be able to suck ice cream right from the tap.

on a side note, they've taken some ideas from dmc4's early concepts of Nero's DT

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Did you miss the part in 4 where he says "Gotta keep it in the family", then fights him, beats him, and lets him fuck off with it? What did you think he meant by that?

Dante fights V's familiars on Mission 18. You fight them in the order: Griffon-Shadow-Shadow and Griffon-All 3 with Nightmare being the main boss. Shadow's fight theme is Psycho Siren from DMC1 with a slight remix

Why does this stupid faggot have to put his avatar over every god damn video?

Dante said the first time he saw Nero he got suspicious that it could be Vergil's son then when he saw Nero with Yamato he knew that it was indeed his son.

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>Don't want to support capcom
>Want to support Itsuno and his team
Bros I'm torn

It’s not Vergil pretending, it’s his human side. That is what Vergil would be like without a demon half.

in dmc3, Vergil wants power but what was he planning to do with it?

Shame Psycho Siren remix is stuck to that fight because it would be some nice battle music.

Is the anime worth a watch?

Lady: "You're late Dante. Missed your chance to see me naked"
Dante: "We both know it wouldn't be my first time seeing you like that anyway"

What the FUCK did they mean by this?

Sante was waiting for Patty. Sadly it ain't happening.

While I like the new wings cape, they should have kept the hood. The hair looks stupid.

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RAZIEL
YOU
ARE
WORTHY

I never saw that as an admition to them being related, it was more of a “This is super important to me and it’s supposed to stay in the family but since I’m such a nicd guy and you need it I’ll lend it to you”. Also Dante using Nero to do the dirty work

Only if you wanna see Dante transition from goofy/serious (DMC1) to edgy Dante (DMC2).

been out of the loop on this game, have it preordered tho.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why this game is shit?

>Copy finally dispatched
Please arrive tomorrow, PLEASE ARRIVE TOMORROW!

The anime has hit and miss episodes. Much of it is a downer since Dante is canonically depressed just before DMC2 happens, every demon he goes up against dies in just a few gunshots or a single sword slash.

Im rollin'

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>GF wants to see that shitshow
>But wants to play DMCV after we return
Advantages of a socially awkward girl

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Why is Yamato bonded with Vergil in the first place anyways?

Capcom pays for Itsuno and team. Support them.

Look how powerful he is? Isn't he totally cooler than Dante and Vergil? You want to play him though all missions in dmc6 right?

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aw fuck

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>0
nice

I just thought the Sniper Rifle Abortion scene was a little too much

>There are DMC fans who have died between now and DmC Devil May Cry who thought that it was the last game and

Then you missed the subtext of that scene.

>0
Absolute crazy

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Sparda gave it to him

Did you die too?

I see Patty is putting her ancestor's powers to rig the numbers.

I'll pray for their souls tonight

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>0
SHEEIT NIGGA

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>Nero's regular DT competes with SinDT Dante and Vergil
Itsuno you HACK, can you stop pushing him so hard?

What did Dante get from his father?

Someone point me to the ending scenes that haven't been up for like 5 days now. That guys stream is down. The only stream he has archived is 3 hours of the beginning game up to the Urizen fight.

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So, Dante and Vergil don't come back from hell?

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Rebellion

Well done

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bruh

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Rebellion. Even Dante himself questions why did his daddy gave him that sword in the first place.

No

youtu.be/i2nyQ-MFV2w
Here’s your ending bro. What do you guys think?

Rebellion

a shitty piece of metal rebellion

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Yamato was a sword that Sparda owned since he used it to seal off much of the underworld. He probably imparted a good deal of his magic into it over the centuries and his handing it down to Vergil likely had its own relevant ritual to bind it to Vergil or whatever so it has an affinity to his bloodline. The sword's explanation is "Sparda had it for a long time before handing it down to Vergil".

>Dante was exhausted after fighting Urizen and about to be killed by Vergil
>Vergil was exhausted after fighting Dante and still gave Nero a good fight
he ain't shit

No, but at least they aren't trying to kill each other anymore but Vergil still has his autism about winning, basically Goky and Vegeta.
Also Dante is likely going back too since he told Morrison to keep the place safe from the crazy bitches.

Crippling depression and alcoholism

Not that we've seen, but Hell denizens might be in the process of gathering enough money to have Nero drag them out.

Nope. In hell they stay.

Can anyone post the entire leaks of DMC5?

I remember an img of some user with all the things that were revealed.

Itsuno more or less created Vergil too tho. He was essentially an entirely different character with no real backstory in 1.

b-but he's with Dante on nico's van

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>went to apply for unemployment benefits
>almost got hit by a car
I HAVE A DUTY TO SEE THIS THROUGH

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>Vfag, KH fags, Barry
What happened the last two days I was fucking working? Everyone get schitzo? This place reads like a XBC2 thread

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Hi, fujo

>Kino as fuck
>reusing the last level twice
>Urizen 3 just lazily bats at you with punches and kicks
>shit designs like
>three of the main characters were the same character
>the ending is exactly the same as DMC4 with more fanservice and the exact same problems persisting
>the one new interesting playstyle in the game is in the game least and gets removed from all future installments

If this wasn't a DMC game, I wouldn't be buying it.

Would Dante end up as an autistic weeb if he was the one being gifted the Yamato?

Leave the demon fighting to the experts, fool.

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cope incel
bet you won't even see captain marvel day 1

DMC6 SYNOPSIS

DEMONS ARE INVADING EARTH BECAUSE THEY ARE FEARING HELL

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>they hire Nero
>Nero is so happy because he can buy a huge mansion and take care of everything
>finally has enough money for the kids' college
>knows that Kyrie is gonna give birth in a few months
>Vorgil shoots Kyrie

Contemplative, somehow melancholic Vergil post absorbing V marks the end of Vergil's character arc. He has come full circle in accepting that his mindless pursuit of MORE POWER blinded him to other things that life has to offer.

That's the mission 20 select screen

How are they wrong though?

Mundus moves out because hell is too hellish.

>spoiler
He can't keep getting away with this.

They escaped in the epilogue I thought?

I remember when you fags were saying he wasn't stronger than them, that they were just tired, or whatever. Now with all the context we have for SDT and Nero's DT, there's no denial now.

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>demons try to run away from Dante when he's in Majin form
KINO

No, the two epilogues are Morrison gets DMC and puts Lady and Trish to work and Dante and Vergil are still fighting in hell

the streamer was too shitty to show the secret ending

>tfw got sick today after a vaccination and almost had to call an ambulance
The universe is actively trying to prevent people from playing 5

Dude sex has been telling you that man-machine is best, so Itsuno said "demon-man-machine would be bestest"

V deserved to be loved, not sucked back into stupid Vergil.

>Demons seeking refuge from Dante and Vergil going on murder sprees in hell every day
>Escaping to Earth only has the demons needing to run from Nero, Lady and Trish
>Angels finally decide to open up the gates of Heaven after countless millennia and touch down because shit's getting too crazy

>DMC1 is the only canon DMC game that is flat out bad
>made by Kamiya
Rly makes u think huh....
Why is Kamiya such a hack?

The secret ending shouldn't affect the normal ending though

Alright who'll be the first one to defeat Prologue Urizen on DMD without any damage taken?

You forgot
>can't upgrade devil breakers
>3 of the missions are the exact same, just different characters running through them
>the entire game after mission 17 is irrelevant
>Urizen is super strong for ??? reasons

feels good, got called a retard for suggesting that nero is stronger than dante, whos laughing now? lmao

I am more interested in why Capcom threw away a potential fighting style do they do this often or something

Good to see the youth appreciates good Vidya

RIP AND TEAR!!!

>tfw I like V, but don't mind that he's Vergil because I already speculated that from the release of Crimson Cloud

It doesn't compete with them at all. Both Dante and Vergil exited their DT forms in shock from seeing Nero, so they weren't even in DT when he blew them back. And Vergil was already exhausted from fighting Dante before fighting Nero. Have you never played DMC3? The same thing happened with Arkham/Jester - he even says they would have easily beaten him if they didn't fight each other beforehand

I'm glad they moved away from making DMC part shmup

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URIZEN SECRET ENDING ON PROLOGUE IS REAL????????

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>DANTE DOESN'T SLEEP FOR 1 MONTH
>GOES TO PATTY'S PARTY

IS FUCKING REAL

Gold Well I'll Be Damned Wield overwhelming power to exact an unexpected conclusion.

Gold Well I'll Be Damned Wield overwhelming power to exact an unexpected conclusion.

Gold Well I'll Be Damned Wield overwhelming power to exact an unexpected conclusion.

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Prototyping for Dragon's Dogma 2

he won't be any other games tho

Can you actually beat him?

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>3 of the missions are the exact same, just different characters running through them
I don't remember this, which ones are those?

Don't let me forget I gotta pick up my perscription today

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>reusing the last level twice
Oh but reusing all the levels in 4 is fine right?
>shit designs
Shit taste
>three of the main characters were the same character
Dante, Nero and V are the same person?
>the ending is exactly the same as DMC4 with more fanservice
So it's perfect?

The sewer area during one of V's missions is pretty gothic. You also have the Malphas stage which is very trippy.

new summoner class confirmed

When dmc2 exists?

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This

Not canon anymore

While possible, no exact details are known yet.
The streamer came close, but yeah, Urizen health can be dropped.

14, 15 and 16 are the same mission with you running as Dante, Nero and V respectively I think.

The prequel novel for DMC5 says differently.

What happens if you beat him?

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BASED chad nero

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Cant believe fucking fujos and faggots are crying over V when we got our boy vergil back, fuck off of my DMC threads you mentally ill subhumans

I think there might be a second version of Coyote, Faust and Balrog. Dual wielded Coyote would be great.

We see a new version of the Agonofinis and in Dante's office you can see a reference to the intro of 2.

>im not your mommy
Vergil btfo by trish

No. Epilogue 1 is Lady and Trish start bickering about who gets to keep the office now that Dante's gone before Morrison walks in, calls them a couple of "crazy bitches" and informs them that Dante left the deed to the place with him until he comes back. He then puts the girls to work.

Epilogue 2 is Dante and Vrgil killing demins in hell

Vergil?

>t-they're just tired
based retard. you do know this applies to Nero as well right? Even then, Dante BTFO'd Urizen when he previously got BTFO'd by him, and heavily so. The drastic difference in power is more than enough to justify Nero being more powerful than Dante. Even if not immediately (which is already a stretch), at least in the sense that if he eventually manages to unlock Sin DT, he will be unstoppable.

So what modes are there after you beat the game?

> go on Yea Forums out of habit after taking a break trying to avoid spoilers
> vergil
> this
Hold on a fucking second, are you telling me Dante doesn't get his happy end? What happens to the shop and the girls? What the fuck man

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Vergil's expression towards Nero is just "interesting" after the fight is over. Meanwhile dante is still floored.

Oh, those. They are 3 missions running concurrently. V has to fight a boss rush. Nero goes through a level and fight Malpahs. Dante goes through a different level and fight King Cerberus.

>reusing in 4 is fine
It was shit then, it's shit now.
>shit taste
He looks like Lady Gaga, where's my fucking DT hood?
>three of the main characters were the same character
>implying the 2 antagonists aren't main characters
>the ending is the same as 4
The ending of 4 was shit as everyone was massively underwhelmed by the fact Dante could have done the entire thing by himself with ease whereas here, the last 3 missions have nothing to do with anything and they've gotten themselves into a shitty 'where do we go from here' situation again.

so far we've seen the music switch on properly to DT remix when you either DT for the first time or when you buster Vergil, right?

Is this Itsuno's way of rubbing it to TaMEME?

Why does Dante say GETSET any way?

It's included in the summary prologue of the game though.

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V

DMC ZERO CONFIRMED! NEXT DMC WILL BE ABOUT SPARDA! after Itsuno is done and happy with Dragons Dogma 2, of course

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Oh shit meant to reply to

You can break his shield crystal and damage him but after he recovers he deals a fuckton of damage even on human mode. One single attack costs 6 fucking health bars. Also he gets super pissed he literally spams his laser and fireball attacks.

He gets to babysit his autistic bro in hell.
Girls get BLACKED by based Morrison

Unknown. The streamer we watched haven't beat him yet.

He gets his happy ending with Vergil though, Morrison is keeping the shop and making the crazy bitches work while Dante is out.

Now that Dante, against all odds, finally escapes his debt and even funnels it to Trish and Lady. there is only one Debtman left in videogame

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SPARDA MUSOU GAME

Because it's not V who has a personality, it's his demon animals. His interaction with them gives you the illusion of him having a personality of his own.

Yeah, I wish Dante had a more genuine reaction to finding out he has a nephew. Like bully the fuck out of Nero while saying he's his uncle. Well we have Dante and Lady's daughter to take care of the bullying for the DLC.

>Sparda's Day Out
>after defeatng the armies of Hell, Sparda decides to fuck bitches
>a dating sim by Capcom
>pre-order now to get the Demon Cock DLC

this effect is really cool

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Bruh look at this dud. Wait till you see h-OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Shitposting aside. This is legit the first time i'm disgusted by DMC5. What the fuck is this shit?

Stupid cute Nero

i hate this remix

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It is canon

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Forgot pic

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>better trying to pull some strawman for the people who don't like Vergil!
Nah autistic Vergilfag (like there is some other kind of vergilfag) people just don't like Vergil, V has nothing to do with it.
But keep coping that your teenage crush isn't popular as you expected.

I'm sure they'll come out eventually after they get tired. give them 5-10 years for their autism to die down.

What did Dante mean when he said he has seen Lady naked before?

Imagine being Vergil in that scene
>hmm, yes, I have all the time in the world to think about my cuts
>should I cut my son's arm?
>his face?
>ooh ooh, maybe his dick

This. They probably never even played a DMC in their lives.

Nobody forced him, he did it on his own.

He's got his beloved autist back he's the hapiest he was in years.

>Dating Sim
>Any other choice than Eva would result in a bad ending since Dante would have never been born

Can anyone post that Kamiya collage?

But Dante did get happy ending. At least what someone as him would consider as "happy" ending.
Girls get blacked by Morrison for living though.
Patty will be final boss in DMC6.

most DMCbros abandoned Yea Forums to avoid spoilers. shitposters came in to fill the powergap.

Looking back, it's kinda odd that both the DMC manga and comic were left unfinished (after 2/3 installments respectively)

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>Yea Forumsergil

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Yeah, I'm not impressed with his design either.

Which one?

Based&redorbed

Is it EVER explained why Dante refuses to just fucking have sex with someone already?

Looks like the DMC 3 one in modern graphics

King Cerb is the only design in the game I don't like. The fight itself looks good, and his voice acting is great, but the boss himself is just a dog.

DMC5 NERO GOOD
DmC DANTE BAD

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>vergil would rather fight dante then hang out with his kid
Never change vergil

>they didn't even make the heads different breeds again
OH FOR FUCK SAKE

WHat did you expect? An HD copy-paste of DMC 3 ice mutt?

So, who actually was Vergil's face model?

Surely we know now from the credits right?

>implying Yea Forums has a bigger *wub* dick than vergin

He basically escapes his debt and transfers it to Trish and Lady, that is pretty much a happy ending for him

He had sex, just doesn't want to get involved with crazy, which means Patty has zero chance anyway.

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>username
Good riddance

Well he does look devilish now
It seems that he did, but with niether of your waifus

He's banged Lady and Trish, probably at the same time. He just doesn't want to be married or have kids.

Maxim Nazarov, like anons were saying, CONFIRMED.

Motherfucker raises his middle finger to the sky and blows up.in an explosion of light while shouting Fuck You.
It's so fucking funny

Bill Clinton

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He was flipping off vergil while dting? Holy kek

yep seems about right

>Sparda, what have you done?! You changed the future! You've created a time paradox!

BTFO

ya got it

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Interlinked.

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>not making the heads different breeds
>not having pulsing veins of lighting, fire and ice flowing through him
>not having each of his eyes have one of those elements
>not assigning an element to a head as a nod to Tresmagia
fuck outta here

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More than I could have imagined.

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>but the boss himself is just a dog.
Uhh yeah? That's what Cerberus is, a dog with 3 heads.

If Vergil's autism lets him. They fucking know they can escape anytime but Vergil is too much of a petty autist to do it

Nah, Donte traveled to other dimensions and tutored Nero how to do a one finger salute complete with fireworks

it means they've been sleeping together meaning Lucia and Patty never had a chance from the start with him, he's fuck buddies with Lady

Context?

See, this is why context matters.

Them escaping is going to be vergils dlc

Did anyone ever do a Quicksilver mod for DMC4?
I wanna mess around with Lucifer and do some Dio shit.

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>not having pulsing veins of lighting, fire and ice flowing through him
>not having each of his eyes have one of those elements
Do you know what restraint is?

Dante had a girlfriend back when he was Tony Redgrave. She was killed by demons sent after him.
After that he swore off relationships.

Wouldn't closing the portal from human side require something like sacrificing a woman? That's what Sparda did.

wait so we have 20 regular mission and 12 secret missions?

That's really weird. Nazarov has such a thinner and bonier face compared to 5 Vergil, who looks kinda pudgy

why the fuck did Capcom wasted money and used DIFFERENT MODELS FOR DANTE AND VERGIL FACE, holy shit this is retarded

THEY ARE IDENTICAL TWINS CUNTS

still DMC5 is the best one out yet and goty of the year

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Yes actually

>me don't like people invading my safe space with their opinions, help HELP

Go back to r*ddit asshurt retard.

The game seems challenging enough even on normal and that's going to be bretty fun.

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gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=NUmPHNK4WNs

He's at it again.

do you know what series you're talking about?

They can escape anytime they want with yamato. They just don't want to.

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the guy played on devil hunter though

people saw the game, that's what happened shill

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Sure.

yes that's normal

>Biggest Horndog in the series
Suits him desu.

Why do they want to stay in hell?
So this really is the last DMC, at least with Dante and Vergil. Shit, Itsuno wasn't kidding. Man I feel so sad now.

>Naming his stream DMC5
SHOAH SOON

KINO AS FUCK

GOTY 1000% IF SJWS DON'T FUCK THIS UP

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This. This is why Donte's second Fuck You is actually pretty good: Bob Barbas actually got built as an antagonist throughout the game.

Yeah because fuck me, the game series with a
>skyscraper demon
>giant ice dog
>giant blood sucking tree
>multiple god like demons
>fighting your brother on the portal to hell
Needs restraint. Fuck off. Restraint is shit. That's why we all loved Nevan, the rocket surfing, the run down the tower and the idea of Dante with a demonic saxophone.

isnt human mode normal?

>The DLC for DMCV goes over the story told in the novels
>Young Dante model in the RE engine
Please :(

Human is Easy

You must be new here. That's how normal is called.

What the hell this is just the same style of design as gore magala's wings

REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN REVIEWS WHEN

I BET 85-97

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the idea is good but the execution is not good

virgin virgil just "stopping" to take the charge time for performing his final blast is not satisfying. he should have been leaning back his upper body while charging the energy, which would be really satisfying when he lets out the energy.

Wasn't that Neil Goldstein? That wasn't his girlfriend

Above 80, less than 86

Every single time.

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I have stomach pain for the first time in my life. Its been persistent for the last 3 days and I dont know where to get checked for this. I hope its bot something fatal like the internet told me

Stay safe user

Is he going to try playing for the secret ending again?

Dantefags btfo

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He also has larger eyes from him.
Capcom still sucks with RE engine and they're pretty lazy in just scanning models, without adjusting them to mocap actors properly.
So, Vergil you're seeing is more what love baby between Nazarov and Dan.
Even Dante doesn't look completely like Cowie due to Reuben.

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Dante and Vergil are lizard demons and Nero is a birdie, huh? Probably all the angelo bullshit in Fortuna shaped him differently.

Something between 70 and 80 thanks to seething DmC fags.

>tfw I actually bought a Monster Ultra energy drink to drink when the game comes out
THIS MEME INSIDE HAS A HOLD OF ME

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The wing arms and twin devil bringers are great, the rest of the design is alright but the hair is so bad.

It doesn't apply to Nero at all since he wasn't the one that beat Urizen and Dante also had to fight the companions before Vergil. Either way you look at it, Nero had the easiest ride before he interrupted the fight. Trying to say otherwise is just headcanon

Add to the fact that after the Vergil fight, Vergil even says he can keep going. Later on Nero gets casually backhanded by both Dante and Vergil and thrown back a couple of feet and it's pretty obvious that he's not actually 'stronger' than either of them. He's on par with them at best.

Yes.

"You listen, Dead Weight"
Absolutely based Nero.

youtube.com/watch?v=q_NEho2zKZs
Sounds much better with all the fighting noise, though.

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>Devil May Cry 5 Killing Urizen in the prologue
Guess

How can anyone watch all that and not realize Lady and Dante have been fucking? There are no virgins in this series as except for Patty and Lucia for lusting after a man who will never see them like that.

Yeah but they could use that excuse for vergils dlc, give it some kind of ending where after fighting they can come back

It's Nell, not Neil.
And there were two women that died in the novel cause of demons, the old Nell and Grue's teenage daughter Jessica, that Dante was supposed to take to the movies, but ended up having to kill her out of mercy, after demon tree made her part of it.

Because they seems to just have fun fighting. They ether will come back eventually or will just pay Nero and DMC crew visits from time to time.

"Devil may cry" joke with Nero and Nico was really cringy. here i said it

>not ordering a huge pizza when the game is out

I think that main issue are hair and eyebrows honestly.
They made Vergil's eyebrows smaller than his face, which gives him more pudgy look. Then you have JUST'd hair.

That's like saying Super Saiyan Gohan could beat Super Saiyan 3 Goku if he was tired enough.

I'm definitely going to buy a shitty pepperoni pizza on my way home from work to play it, I might get one of those too but I've never tried monster before.

and you will definitely not see kirie or patty now because of this.

embargo lifts soon

>Nero has been seething over that comment for the better part of a month
Man, it sucks how much he just wants acknowledgement from Dante and Vergil even through they treat him like shit most of the time, he's like an abused puppy

>dragon ball analogy
Fuck off spic

Fujotumblr user
West fujos hate incest
Asian fujos, japfujos in general, dont give a fuck

Yes

a lot of things were cringy, except Nero's last phone call, that one was kino.
But fuck, they got a lot of things wrong in this game.

better than being patty at least.

Not a lot of games that have indicators when your shield's about to break. I wonder how hard it would be for sci-fi games to do it without resorting to "glowy bits on armor"

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I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was really funny. Specially that "Devil May Cr-FUCK" part

so what is the timer for getting prologue urizen? or just keep hitting him till he rekts you

10 minutes

Already watched a dutch review. They seemed pretty enthusiastic but did say it's not really hard.

I'm honestly more surprised as why did they hired such young model for Vergil? Not to mention how much his face is thinner in comparison to, well... Dan.
If they were trying to get model that would fit Dan's features, then honestly they should've used Carlo, since they wanted to make him closer looking to Nero in the first place.

>naked
>call girls bitches
Oh you know they're gonna complain

Mega Buster slide is super good.

I still hope they both gonna fight Mundus for one last time. That would be a decent ending for them.

Oh I will
From the local pizzeria even

His entire stream of the second half was called "Devil May Cry Full Walkthrough" or some shit, the man is beyond the reach of the Capcops.

It's a supposed unwinnable fight. Just stand there taking hit until the cutscene starts.

Jesus Dante, wasn't that trip enough for you?
No matter, he keeps rolling best girl so it's okay.

>"Guess it's all over huh?"
>"Yeah.. I'm almost sad about it."
>"I guess it's true"
>"What's that?"
>"Devil May Cry"
>Smirk
ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE MY HE-EAD

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he IS the capcop

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>Dante never had wizard powers fueled by purity
>Still one of the strongest in his universe
I ain't mad.

I dont really like playing as you but your dad and uncle are fucking autistic and the sole reasons the world is always in danger. So Im kinda glad you are there to be the straight man for the two crazy middle aged manchildren

You're a cool but normal guy in this crazy family and I like that about you

And now his daddy and uncle fucked off and left him by himself

Johnny, shouldn't you be leading hell ATM?
while they keep The Doomguy still sealed shut in his tomb

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=NUmPHNK4WNs

BR DUDE TRIES FOR THE SECRET ENDING

I'm so glad that in just a little while Dan is FINALLY gonna be able to talk about the game openly.

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emo Vergil if he was human

I'm even more sad now.

who cares about deadweight

i didn't watched, just read the threads

Dante and Lady are finally together in this?

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Best mech, best pilot, from Z at least. Gunleon was close.

What happened to Dan's twin brother? Ronoa? What happened to him after he fucked in interview and slipped that Crimson Cloud was Vergil's song, plus that he is V?

Not again

can you use snatch on those red floating things? is the streamer dumb?

BR CHADS ATTACK ONCE AGAIN

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I agree that would be fitting closure for their arc.

>Nero's DT turns him into a Devilman wannabe instead of something like pic related

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He's got the rhythm. He's got the funk. He's not getting hit.

man look at how small that health bar drops whatever the secret ending is it's either gonna be for laughs or it's gonna have nothing to do with this scenario

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I imagine more than one will make me quite irate

Lets see how many tries it takes him.

He still seems to be alive after that fiasco.

the only cringey parts are the michale jackson part because of its jarring nature.
trishes out of character story exposition.
maybe the very end bit for nero "so devils can cry lets see what that sounds like" was too on the nose.
I don't think there were any other parts that were capable of inducing cringe.

I just come from cringing all the way through every cutscene in KH3 I don't think DMC5 is very cringey at all.

I's pretty amazing how unga bunga Nero goes from justifiably raging at everything that Vergil fucking is to racing up the tree save him and Dante from killing each other.

Never ever, dude. Get over it already.

Someone actually lent him the motivation to whittle down treeman. Amazing

probably and yes

No, Lady and Dante are canon.

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not together more like fuck buddies, lady teases him that he missed out on seeing her naked, Dante refutes that it's not like he hasn't seen her naked before so eh

He knocked off half his health with one DT and buster spam. This is probably what the trophy it's referencing.

He's almost done actually. Get to the stream now.

MOTHERFUCKER

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Based Frenchmen trying again

Ah shit, that was close.

>Got greedy
WHY NIGGA

Motivation got jinxed hard. Goddamn. Urizen's bitchslaps hit hard

Not everyone has good taste like you unfortunately user. I still think it's fine though

HOLY SHIT THOSE LASERS ARE NO JOKE

Crewcut will be the protagonist.