Hm, I wonder what could this be?
Video games. Seriously, it is
Caleb Morales
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Christian Ward
Your wife's head
Dominic Reyes
XL dragon dildo?
Hudson Bennett
japanese dildo
Luis Adams
Is this what I think it is?
Don't have one, mean user
Ethan Roberts
>co.jp
onahole
Christian Parker
its a pikachu
Noah Perez
Is dragon dildo better than the regular one?
Juan Allen
Nope. Maybe here's a closer look. Also why not something that's a dildo on one side and an onahole on the other?
Lincoln Peterson
I'm reporting if there is no dragon dildo.
Christian Taylor
not a faggot, but from what I hear from faggots, it's just overpriced and furfagbait
Anthony Collins
getting in early lads, let's get this bread
Camden Reed
I'm taking it out...
I wonder if there's anything left in the box
Gabriel Gray
are they college textbooks?
hentai?
William Wood
Sorry to disappoint you anons, there's nothing left inside. Guess that's the end of the thread. Please no report
Nope but close
Brody Morris
Oh right I forgot to post the contents of the box. It's just whatever this is. Sorry to disappoint you dildo/onahole anons.
Taking requests if anyone wants any pages of any characters
Jack Jones
Zip up the entire thing for posterity
Carter James
Requesting you to cum in it
Logan Hill
based.
Gabriel Edwards
Booooring and shitty fuck that gay ass game
Michael Parker
I have never seen an unboxing that WASNT weebshit
Lincoln Fisher
nia cunny please
Zachary Reed
you wasted money on this fan garbage?
get a life loser
David Reyes
It's fairly thick user
Sure just give me a sec, how far are you into the game? Should I avoid spoiling?
I like my book, whats it to you
Hudson Ward
>Those hands
You live with your parents and have never worked a day in your life
Ethan Collins
minge is worth any spoilers
Bentley Fisher
how on earth can you tell that from somebodys hands what the fuck is wrong with you
also possibly projecting
Adam Richardson
>stick smack dab in the middle on slip cover
every single time i order manga from amazon jp
it annoys me to no end
Jordan Long
I've got nothing but time my dude. Just throw it up on Mega when youre done
Camden Clark
If you say so user
Been through multiple IT jobs including one as as sec ops
Jose Cruz
> sticker smack dab in the middle
Should get your money back.
Caleb Hughes
cute, thank you user
Oliver Martin
Think I'll be able to?
Book is 351 pages long, thread would have 404'd long before then
I forgot that we aren't all australians
Eli Taylor
You're welcome
Jaxon Thompson
That's all the Minge only pages
Brayden Peterson
His hands have no callouses, nails have no ridges, no scars, trimmed nails. Maybe filed?
Shitty furniture means he either recently moved out and bought shit from Goodwill, or got hand me downs from his parents.
Did you get a fucking manicure?
>IT
Called it
Sebastian King
are T-elos and Kos-Mos in there? how about Zenoba
Owen Harris
Actually I missed this one
Yeah there's a few. There's a really good picture of them in fact. Posting next
>maincure
Nope. What's wrong with trimmed nails?
Ayden Wright
Here we are
Mason Bailey
IT is good dough, user. Get into it while you can.
Ryder Torres
based, thanks user
Ethan King
Someone said Zenobia?
Carter Diaz
T-Elos
David Martinez
Have you guys ever printed out porn (western, eastern, or real people) and just cum onto it?
Aiden Smith
And Kos mos.
Nicholas Moore
thanks user
Asher Allen
You're most welcome. A picture for my personal favorite.
Nathan Peterson
There are these cool pages too
Connor Thompson
based and comfy thread. Thanks user.
Asher Rogers
And one of torna
Nicholas Jones
Does it have anything on Finch/Ibuki?
Daniel Torres
Glad you enjoyed it. Give your next passengers a comfy ride in return alright?
Yup just a sec. Have some mechs because Xenoblade isn't xenoblade without mechs
Juan White
Here we are. Cute girl for a cute person.
Daniel Lewis
Really cool page but I messed up the shot with my hand, will retake if anyone wants me to
Tyler Mitchell
Hudson Johnson
Thank you, kind user.
Lincoln Bailey
Not him but fuck you user. I'v had girls tells me they were jealous because my hand was softer than theirs. It's a sensitive topic.
None of those girls was holding my hand romantically though. Nobody ever has.
Jaxson Campbell
Happy to make your day.
I'm sorry user. May yours come soon.
I think girls just generally like teasing
Eli Allen
You don't joke about guys being feminine, the same way you never joke about girls being fat. It wasn't teasing, it was the truth. My hand IS soft.
Blake Morgan
>tfw femboy
You could always go lift weights, I'm sure they'd get thicker and rougher. Most of the girls I know are teases anyways, they don't really care.
Jace Morgan
I don't care about 3DPD anymore but it's still a bad memory for me. No way I will cut into my video game time to lift weights.
Alexander Hill
>only work that's worth something is physical work
>your hands must be falling apart or you're not a man
>trimming nails and washing your hands is for pussies
Andrew Williams
I wish there was something in there clarifying if Alvis is the 3rd Aegis or not
Dylan Martin
are there really people who enjoy watching boxes opened? yikes
Jeremiah King
I looked through it and I haven't seen anything related to that.
Unboxing threads are a lot of fun, you can guess what's in the box.
Benjamin Sanchez
>"unboxing"
cringe
Aiden Gomez
Thanks for checking at the very least!
I mean, it's all but stated in the game, but still, it'd be nice if they talked about it from behind the scenes
Michael Robinson
You should lurk for a year or two before you start posting dumb shit like that.
Nicholas Bennett
no, i shouldn't. your interests are inferior.
Lincoln King
There's a lot of japanese text in the book that I don't understand, it might be in those but I doubt it. The pictures have nothing on Alvis though.
You're most welcome.
Oof and yikes sweetie
Landon Evans
>oof and yikes
yorblegorble
Jaxson Nelson
I like unboxing threads when they contain something interesting.
Like dragon dildos or a sonic totem.
games unboxing is boring af
Joshua Young
>weebtrash
into the trash it goes
Charles Perry
Do one of Pyra and Mythra please. I'm hoping for those nude stills like Nia has.
Ayden Reyes
throw it in the bin, leaving this shitty thread
Parker Perry
There are quite a few pages. I'll come to the nude stills in a sec
Ethan Torres
Don't let the door hit you on your way out
Parker Green
Jaxson Johnson
how much for the book + shipping man?
Luis Cooper
I'm still mad we didn't get this.
Justin Jones
Yes. It makes you feel like a princess.
Samuel Morales
any torna stuff or strictly XC2?
Nathan Ward
Oh I like that gold alt
Nicholas Lopez
amazon.co.jp
It's about 3400-3600 yen for one book depending on where you live, inclusive of shipping. You should only buy it when it says 3132 yen as that'll be fulfilled by amazon themselves. Says 4880 right now from another retailer as amazon is out of stock.
Mine comes out to 5800 for 2 books + 1000 shipping.
Everything torna is inside.
Adrian Ortiz
I think you can get that in game from the Colosseum rewards
Good taste. I'm upset we didn't get the Nia on the top left of the second page too
Luke Gonzalez
>A book of the most generic weebshit designs
I can't imagine spending money on this
Easton Russell
>leddit whines about brands being way better for clearspeed than other spells
>be retarded didgeridoo playing emufucker vegemite nigger aboriginoid bald cuck retard faggot named chris wilson
>gee, how should i handle this catastrophe?
>perhaps i should bring other spells up to par?
>perhaps i should fix fire and cold damage so they can actually compete with lightning?
>NAH BRAH LETS JUST COMPLETELY DUMPSTER BRANDS AINT THAT NOICE MATE ROIGHT IN THE TRACKY DACKS MATE FOOKIN STREWTH CUNT XDDD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU ---L I T E R A L L Y---- CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. YOU JSUT CANT. I FUCKING CALLED IT. REDDITURDS KEPT FUCKING CRYING BTICH KEK TEARS ABOUT MUHHHHHHH BRANDS AND NIGGGERS WILL RUIN IT
BRAVO GGG BRAVO REDDIT!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!! WE FIXED POE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH NOW WE GET TO ONCE AGAIN ENJOY YOUR FUCKING SPECTRESUNDER META FROM THREE YEARS AGO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN BEING FORCED TO FOLLOW GUIDES FROM 2.3 LMAO WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT????? OH BOY LETS JUST HOLD A FUCKING Q&A WITH LEDDIT AND ASK THEM.
>oi SasukeBernie2020 what do yew think we should dew tew imprewve the gayme mayte?
>haha lol i dunno nerf melee more ???? lol also
MANIFESTO UPDATE: LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SKILL THAT WAS RELEASED BEYOND THE YEAR 2012 HAS BEEN NERFED INTO USELESSNESS INCLUDING THE NEW SKILLS WE ADDED WITH THIS VERY PATCH ROFL BUT DONT WORRY KIDS WE'RE ADDING ANOTHER STASHTAB TO HOLD ALL THE BRAND NEW ITEMS AND MISCELLANEOUS CURRENCY IN THWEE POAINT SICKSSS LMAO PLEASE BE KIND YOU GUYS WE ONLY HAD HALF A YEAR TO ROLL THIS PATCH OUT WE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO THEORYCRAFT XDDD AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THESE NEW MTX COSTUMES AND MAYBE BUY A 6000000 YUAN SUPPORTER PACK BECAUSE WE'RE SO FUCKING POOR MATE XDD
actually unironically done with this game. fuck niGGGers and fuck china.ARPGs are dead
Also perun best girl
Michael Gonzalez
Zachary Lewis
Very creative user, here's your chocolate.
Michael Taylor
C-can you take a close-up of that naked pic?
Isaiah Rodriguez
Elijah Lopez
thanks a lot user
Christian Sullivan
I would stay away if I were you, she doesn't look too happy.
Brayden Bailey
Whoa I got some more packages
Michael Collins
Nigga not everyone is a cotton farmer anymore
Nicholas Brown
Jackson Stewart
Jason Stewart
That's fine, I'll cherish her until she comes around.
Have any pages on Adenine? I think her and Perun have the best character designs as an overall.
And that lightning fist girl that's always in 'that' webm. You know the one.
Jayden Walker
Wait, I thought your family got you those on christmas, are you really saying you got them just now?
Ryan Nguyen
There are a lot of better ways to ask. That is absolutely disgusting. Also the concept of her does look very interesting, makes me wonder why they went full retard.
Electra? Sure just a sec
Weird tastes in t-shirt designs but I like your vidya tastes
Jaxson White
David Nguyen
Slightly closer look at bottom right
Brody Cook
Brody Rogers
RESIZE YOUR FUCKING PICTURES
Colton Murphy
Chase Sanders
Jack Foster
Luis Fisher
Adenine, I'm taking slightly longer now because of the captcha
Jackson Morris
Thunder-loli
What?
Jack Cooper
Red a cute, and Downtown made me like the idea of moving to a big city when I was younger, until I did, and it's shit.
>Her smile
You've made me very happy today user
Ethan Foster
>Her red variant
That would be kinda cool as an arena ski-
>Naked
INB4 404
Nicholas Mitchell
what the fuck is wrong with your arm
Michael Cruz
she's so cute and funny haha I wish she shocked me lol
Zachary Clark
I'm very happy to hear that
Nothing, I'm just skinny.
U-Um its okay she's just a robot like Poppi right? right?..
Sebastian Richardson
post more CHOCO
Robert Wood
Isn't this a gift some dude got from his sister and then he posted it on Reddit?
Why is everyone mocking the shirt? What's wrong with it?
Joseph Price
Choco 1
Joseph Young
Choco 2
Andrew Gutierrez
I like how "Illustrator's comment" is in English, but the comment itself isn't.
Thanks for this thread by the way OP.
Parker Myers
Literally taunting us. You're most welcome. And for that Adenine user earlier.
Adrian Lee
I meant pic for the Adenine user earlier.
Justin Campbell
He should've said "a hard days work", but other than that his point stands.