>notification: user wants to be your friend
>have to close game and lay down for 2 hours
Notification: user wants to be your friend
Michael James
Caleb Ortiz
>the fag that hates trannies and twinks
I'm literally doomed on this board
Ayden Hall
>get a (you) on Yea Forums
>palms get sweaty
Austin Murphy
>have no issues speaking in voice chat once I'm in
>always have a problem joining in the first place
Whats wrong with me
Ethan Cruz
Who's that cute little faggot
Ian Harris
Justin Jones
sounds cute
Carson Parker
>get a friend request
>close the game and play something else for a little while
>come back to the same game and never see them again
Cmon user, being a ghost isn’t that hard
Justin Barnes
I've never once received a friend request and I've never spoken to any of the people that I sent requests to
Jayden Young
Why you such a bitch despite being gay?
Samuel Hill
Can I be your friend user
Julian Cruz
I do too.
It's probably some 10 year old who sends friend requests to everyone.
I might have this reaction to an email from a peer or something after asking them out, but a Yea Forums post? That's weak.
Jose Davis
Bentley Allen
>en masse friend fags and immediately ask them for lewds
Tyler Martin
>Friend Request
>Oh hey click on this totally legit link
All the fucking time.
Dylan Flores
>start an argument
>some guy takes your side
>slowly back away from the conversation and let them duke it out
Noah Ramirez
Yea, same here
Ryder Sanders
reminder for meowie to kill itself
Noah Adams
i always found her eyes terrifying.
Nolan Turner
BASED
Brandon Bailey
who's the "girl" in the pic?
Henry Clark
>Get a (You)
>It's someone who disagrees with your point
>Start a long, multi-paragraph post spanning argument
>Neither of you back off until the thread maxes out and 404s and several hours of both of your lives have been wasted
Colton Green
>mods made his porn link spam filtered
Is he really too stupid to put a (dot)?
Isaac Brown
>knees get weak
>arms are heavy
Jackson Sullivan
>see two anons arguing
>hijack the argument by pretending to be one of them and saying something really stupid
>watch my victim get BTFO and try uselessly to disown my stupid post
Eli Turner
>Start losing argument
>Running out of arguments
>Someone else jumps in with fresh ammunition for your side
>Cease all involvement
Jeremiah Cook
I was playing a star wars rp server on gmod. We all lined up to say why we wanted to be storm troopers, I pretended to afk briefly and disconnect the router.
Liam Stewart
I can relate to the OP so much. I wish I was able to make friends like a normal person.
Lucas Robinson
>state my genuine opinion
>random user insults me
>lay down and think what I did wrong
Juan White
fuck off slut
Robert Morris
Devilish
John Lopez
shut up fag, no one wants to here your bitch shit
Ayden Adams
>play a game of league well
>get a friend request
>immediately decline it and log out
I-I don't want to disappoint them in the next game when I play like shit
Julian Sanchez
dumb idiot
Angel Davis
have you tried having better opinions
John Nelson
>Is he really too stupid to put a (dot)?
Yes. that's your brain on HRT
Camden Powell
>get more than a couple (You)s
>start softly giggling for some reason
Austin Morgan
LF cute bf to game with preferably mmos
Liam Anderson
>Make bait post
>Get legitimately angry when person rightfully calls me a stupid retard
>Spend 2 hours arguing a point I don't agree with
I think I actually have autism
Jaxon Butler
>Add every single person I play with
>Accept all incoming friend requests
>Constantly talking to every single friend on my list
Angel Edwards
>get a friend / guild / clan / group / discord etc invite
>politely decline without any reason
>cry inside
I want to change, but I can't
Carson Bennett
what the heck did I do?
Lincoln Bennett
is boipucci worth the smell?
Brody Davis
discord should be fucking nuked
Angel Brown
kill your self
James Miller
I don't mind if you disappoint me user, I just want friends
Jordan Russell
>see a differing opinion
>in a shit mood
>snap at him
>user responds meekly
>actually feel terrible and close the tab
Caleb Edwards
>state my genuine opinion
>every anons on planet earth disagree with me
>still think I'm right and other anons are dumb
Jonathan Rogers
cute bf(gf((bf)) here
Sebastian Torres
>notification: user wants to be your fri
>*declined*
it's that simple
Jaxson Thompson
this is truly the best feeling
You're the devil
Ryder Taylor
I’m just happy to know there are others out there
Kevin Morgan
are you me???
Easton Wilson
kill yourself
Landon Williams
>write a post that I know is going to get a lot of (You)s
>start laughing loudly to myself already before even hitting submit
Grayson Russell
I've only gotten a friend request once after a game and it was some support """female""" looking for a paypig
Lucas Wood
>someone makes a flamboyantly retarded post
>I spend minutes typing up the worst possible insults and logical refutations I can muster with the entirety of my ability
>"lol seething incel"
Benjamin Miller
>don't feel like putting in any effort for (you)'s
>post this image
>people actually think i'm a tranny
David Bell
be a dumb fag
Landon Gonzalez
Let me be your friend user
Jayden Cox
>laughing so fucking hard at my own joke I can barely type it out
>post it
>no replies
Jeremiah Reyes
it's not 'what' but 'who,' and the answer is everybody
Cooper Davis
fuck off tranny you aren't fooling anyone
Samuel Long
>Long, drawn out response to autistic post
>"SEETHING"
>Keep replying anyways
>Every post gets another "SEETHING"
>Know they are just egging me on at that point, but can't stop
FUCK
Austin Powell
I don't remember making this post
Owen Thomas
>ugly black guy irl
>use anime girl and pretend to act cute and shy online
anyone else know this feel bros?
Eli Torres
The happiest time I had as a gamer was playing FFXI, it was hard as shit but the game requiring xp parties forced you to make friends and it was great. Looking back on it now I don't know how I ever made it to endgame and actually accomplished shit in that game, or if I could even do it again with how anti-social modern MMOs have made me, but I'll always treasure those memories and friendships I made playing that game.
Ayden Watson
I don't think you understood my post, user.. I'm not able to make friends! How the heck would I manage to lewd people!?
Brayden Brown
Imagining being a passionate devils advocate, the fucking irony
Jose Reed
kill yourself tranny
Leo Gray
>be cute irl and not black
>use anime pictures to convey my cuteness
ya idk that feel
Luke Russell
Hit the gym, shave your legs, become some anons girlfriend(male)
Tyler Scott
>get an impression from a post that the user is gay and submissive
>call them out on their fagginess and berate them for it
>they get hard and compliment me for it
You homos really are all the same
Ayden Taylor
Not even them but I do that shit all the time, usually because I just genuinely dislike the person arguing and not what's being argued
Anthony Howard
lol retard
Michael Parker
girl(male) here.
I'd be pretty sketch out about dating anyone that shaves their legs.
Hitting the gym is a good first step though
Xavier Smith
no but I do pretend to be black
Lincoln Adams
My nigga.
FFXI was literally the perfect MMO and I pity anyone who missed on it.
The grind, the ost, the story, the jobs, places to go and visit, and content were all top notch.
It was a fucking mess, but god damn was it a fun mess to be part of.
Ryder Butler
Shut the FUCK up Saten
Caleb Price
>make a thread
>no one responds and it dies
Gabriel Myers
>Cute anime girl in real life
>Use black people images to keep my true identity a secret
Chase Miller
im going to fuck you
Brayden Perry
galaxy brain post
Lincoln Peterson
based boomer poster, too bad trannies don't care about games and just want to play dress up and afk in-game while talking on discord
Aaron Stewart
>post tranny bait
>reply to my own bait acting like /pol/fag
>entire thread derails
Nolan Williams
Stop that
Nicholas Peterson
Post boypussy pls
Juan Long
>reply to a dumbass post
>realize you misread the post or that the post wasn't as dumb as you thought
>close the tab before you get a reply and never open the thread again
Joseph Jones
I love you guys, I feel so validated not being the only one
Jack Powell
lol
Isaiah Diaz
>(you) addict
Asher Taylor
good shit
Jaxon Collins
>8 year old girl irl
>make cunny threads so anons put themselves in jail
Nathan Gomez
You sound adorable, user.
Brandon Peterson
>Game: All player, go upstairs
>user: WHAT THE FUCK, DO WE DO
>Game: Mission Failed, user Died
Nolan Howard
Thats my entire personality, I attract so many sissy boys.
I actually met some cool friends that way
Christopher Gomez
>Pretend to be a girl in an MMO
>People believe me and treat me nice without being creepy at all
>It's the best guild I ever had
They must never find out.
Sebastian Turner
I know a few black dudes online and they all use anime avatars and are giant weebs, sup with that?
Christian Jones
>ywn gas all the tran attention whore abominations and their gutter garbage omega orbiters
William Ward
>explain that I am NOT seething
>"cope"
James Moore
>almost 30 and bald irl
>have a petting fetish and love when my friends pat my "hair" online
It hurts Yea Forums
Andrew Scott
How slow is this process in real time?
Carson Morris
black weeb bros are unironically best
Aaron Cox
>8 year old girl irl
hahaha, you wish
Alexander Foster
>make a bait post
>start arguing with people
>someone pretends to be you and replies to others
>bonus points if he actually winning argument
Some anons are alright.
Logan Edwards
We are all little girls here, user.
Lucas Butler
really fucking slow
Josiah Murphy
>make a post with an image
>actually post the wrong image
>close the thread and never come back
Ryder Ward
I'll pat your head user.
Matthew Diaz
The insecurity of liking anime never really caught on with blacks
Luis Evans
Your entire personality is making fun of fags?
Jose Murphy
depends on the spider I think but about 4 hours
Cameron Williams
>someone posts an opinion I disagree with
>get personally offended and start spewing personal attacks and ad hominems from any angle I can find to annoy the person instead of acting rationally
Robert Harris
>notification: user wants to be your friend
>have to start game and pub stomp for 2 hours
the best vidya feel
Daniel Reed
I know that feeling
Brandon Ortiz
kek uggo
Lincoln Taylor
who else includes an unrelated image with almost every post they make to make them more noticeable?
Charles Rodriguez
>that 49ers fag who got image swapped with a /u/ post
Luis Bailey
based
James Cook
>hear about all these cute-sounding traps
>want to befriend them because I'm already friends with one and he's comfy as shit and they tend to sound easy to deal with
>don't want to come off as beta orbiter so haven't tried to befriend any more
Anybody know this feeling?
Cute.
Luis Roberts
a/sp/ies btfo for all eternity
Gabriel Smith
Every fucking post, lad.
Ryder Martinez
moms spaghetti
Henry Ortiz
Only if I'm asking something to the thread
Jaxon James
Ah, yes the Schopenhauer's way of arguing.
Jeremiah Rivera
c____
Justin Lewis
Anxiety making you think things are going to be worse than they actually are
Ryan Barnes
There is NO cunny in TLR
Xavier Jones
*honk hooonk*
Nathan Gomez
>Type out a reply to an user
>Spend a few minutes re-reading it over and over again to make sure I don't sound dumb
>Can't muster up the courage to hit submit and close the tab
Cooper Hughes
>post DIscord ID
>20 subsluts later, I'm covered in boipucci
Yea Forumsirgins are lewd
Really lewd!
Sebastian Richardson
reminder transbians need to be gutted and shot
Easton Green
Avoidant disorder. You expect instant rejection, so when you peel of that bandaid it's quite comforting
Gabriel Flores
>reveal that I'm a lanky manlet with a feminine face and could pass as a trap if I wanted
>5+ posts asking for pics and discord
NO, I'M NOT A DEGENERATE!
Jordan Myers
>get a friend request
>accept it
>over time become best friends
>over time start dealing with depression and anxiety
>BPD
>constantly blow up on my friend
>feel shitty about it but that doesn't make it better
>he says it's okay every time
>afraid he'll leave
>want to leave because he deserves better
anyone else haha
Parker Sanchez
>Reenter the thread
>Type my message
>404
Lucas Ross
I'm like this with literally everything aside from browsing Yea Forums.
Kind of how I stopped watching anime
Robert Perez
I can relate so hard to this.
Christopher Barnes
cuteboys are like 100X better then traps because atleast they age well
Nicholas Moore
I'm not even gay but I'm incredibly lonely. What mmos are even good? I'm been looking at project gorgon
Brody Carter
>anime reaction image
>posts information about himself in the first place
attention seeking fag just delete yourself from my world.
Easton Bell
>make a post about a game, story or something i only know mid-depth
>some user who clearly knows shit way more than i do replies to me saying i'm wrong
>aggressively start defending my point, going as far as learning about lore or a game i don't care in the slightest about just to win the argument
>when more anons join against me feel the NEED to reply to them all, each and every single one of their points
>mfw going through 7 wikis, 4 lore pages and replying to 5 anons, all at the same time
I wish I wasn't a fucking retard
Cameron Rivera
post bussy please
Alexander Lewis
based.
straight trans girl squad report in!
Hunter Miller
>looking for cute gf to play videa with
>i'll take a trap that is reaaaally convincing.
Ryder Martinez
OP is shitposting but I actually had something like this happen to me. I was around 13 at the time and someone messaged me for the first time on an MMO and I ended up flipping the power switch on my PC.
Angel Moore
YOU
Jeremiah King
same
Julian Thomas
>Make retarded, uneducated post
>Too proud to just cut my losses
>Feel like I'm about to have a fucking panic attack trying to defend my side
Charles Robinson
I always imagine that the people I meet are people like you anons, so I always make sure you invite you to my group, give you a place to come round to if you're feeling lonely. We're not all bad, come sit by the fire every now and then, alright?
Robert Price
>Accept friend request
>Friend keeps asking me to play with him while i'm busy playing something else and end up ruining my immersion
>delete friend
Making friends online is a pain in the ass
Luke Long
No, its berating people in a way where I dont drive them away
Mason Ortiz
As someone on the other side, the best thing you can do is be at your best when you're not in a shit mood. I have the patience to deal with bullshit, but even Buddha gets annoyed if you don't stop poking him
Caleb Morales
God I love being a fucking cute boy comfortable with his gender
Jaxson Parker
>namefag
>but it's Layne Staley
Nathaniel Kelly
>post that I crossdress in some /pol/ tranny bait thread
>instant replies ranging from telling me to do a flip off an overpass to telling me to tell my parents my new gender and eat hormones
Kevin Cox
>so comfortable she needs to make a post about how comfortable she is
Caleb Lee
I totally know that feel, but I do feel like I may have a worse curse
>see an active thread about a topic I really like
>threads about the topic don’t spring up often, and my threads usually go down almost completely unnoticed
>that and starting my own topics intimidates me a little
>seize the opportunity and jump in with a post, some comments and replies, as well as an image or artwork
>thread goes quiet immediately and quickly dies off
>bumps and conversation starters very rarely gets some life flowing back into it
I kinda feel bad posting in them at this point.
Julian Harris
>add someone from Yea Forums on steam
>hey dude check out this BASED MAGA post DESTROYING liberals
>man I FUCKING HATE SJWs, don't you FUCKING HATE SJWs?
>check out THIS article about SJWs dude god I fucking HATE them so MUCH
all i've ever wanted is to play videogames with someone that doesn't feel the need to type "xD" or use smileys
Noah Nelson
>do this
>thread 404s or took too long and user doesn't respond
Ryan Butler
>I still reply to it when user deletes it
Dylan Moore
This post really offends me and I am outright annoyed.
Jason Martin
I can't convince myself I'm worth trying for. I'm constantly angry, and if I'm not I can flip on a switch without realizing it. Is it really worth it?
Jason Gray
Proof it by posting your discord
Aiden Thompson
>make a thread
>an user derails it within 5 posts
Luke Gray
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Brody Sanchez
>in an argument or otherwise writing a high effort, very detailed reply that would be unrefutable
>thread is pruned / deleted or archived
[bombs internally]
Evan Anderson
I'm not a girl faggot
Connor Scott
Nobody does this.
Right?
Aaron Rivera
Literally everyone i've met who browse this shithole were /pol/tards, where are the gotdang weebs
Hunter Morgan
here's a you cuz I like (you)
Jackson Murphy
Post yours and I'll add you all and play videogames
Cooper Morris
If I'm feeling saucy, I'll stick around to accuse them of backpedalling myself
Mason Parker
Leo Bailey
Im no loser with anxiety. Don't put that lame ass brand on me
I actively know that I won't be told off for joining public voice though, it's just hard to join in the first place
I just don't get it
I can't watch anime because second hand embarrassment fucks me up and everything seems to pull it. People actually find it funny?
Nathaniel Nguyen
>get a message after a match in a fighting game
>guy gives me helpful advice on how to improve
I should go back to Tekken sometime, most of the people I played against were pretty cool.
Juan Torres
hi
Adam Wilson
>Arguing with some user
>Thread hits bump limit before he can reply again and I end up winning the argument
Liam Murphy
>state genuine opinion
>"lol user stop falseflagging"
Luke Lopez
>find a cool/cute/lewd/whatever image
>want to post it on Yea Forums but don't want to start a thread with it
>wait for the opportunity to arise
>it never does
>forget about it
Colton Miller
anime is only tolerable for young teens and chinks.
just read manga
Elijah Russell
>Threaten to say the C-Word
>thread instantly 404s
Based official janitors protecting the advertisers from promoting filth desu
AHEM
tinks loli
dumb cute animeposter
Jacob Jenkins
kill yourself attentiongwhore slut
Jonathan Jenkins
>thread about some videogame's girls
>post girl i really like that i know isn't very popular, knowing that i might not even get a single (You)
>one or two anons reply to me saying they like her too
makes me feel so warm and fuzzy
like there are a few anons that share my tastes
Ethan Nguyen
But what if I don't play multiplayer games and just want a friend?
Nathaniel Robinson
>write long detailed high effort post in the middle of an argument
>it has a typo
Jeremiah Cooper
Listen user you don't have it any better, you don't have it any worse. You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer
Ian Perry
>those holes where the legs go
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Benjamin Allen
>someone replies to you
>someone else asks them why they're taking the bait
Chase Rodriguez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jose Hughes
>C-Word
You mean cunny?
Ayden Cooper
Landon Mitchell
dumb bitch
John Green
you have shitty opinions
Landon Jackson
That's ok too!
Juan Nelson
lmao btfo faggot
Adam Price
>Say something
>BAIT
>SEETHING
>COPE
>No actual arguments against it
Hudson Reyes
Non-poltards that browse here would rather throw themselves off a bridge than admit to browsing here.
This place is cancer and only an autist would be open about being here.
Mason Cooper
t. that schizo tard that thinks everything he disagrees with is bait
Daniel Lee
>get inspired by a shitpost and spend twenty minutes making something in Illustrator or Photoshop
>thread 404s before I can post it
Luis Evans
>in a "post your character" thread
>post my character
>"hot character user, would fuck"
>i self insert as her
god
Parker Morgan
nonono bro you can't just say CUNNY without any buildup!
The lolichads come storming, and start forcing innocent anons into vans with lies about beer and Metallica vinyls...
Jeremiah Murphy
why don't more anime girls have double twintails?
Michael Morgan
>finally find an opportunity to post it
>nobody replies
>but someone probably liked it or saved it so it's alright
Evan Rodriguez
don't lie to him.
some people are just worthless in every way
Tyler Rogers
Yeah that IS true. Unless you're famous, then it's quirky and cool.
Still so jarring seeing dudes in my uni classes flip back and forth between /pol/ and Facebook
Carter Foster
>The lolichads come storming, and start forcing innocent anons into vans with lies about beer and Metallica vinyls...
I better leave
Matthew Jackson
post it
Andrew Jenkins
your thread was probably boring
Luke Gonzalez
Because God is furious with you for touching your willy at night
Christian Kelly
Well? Let's see 'em slut
Adrian Sanders
What kind of dumb game show only gives correct possible answers?
Ian Walker
>Literally everyone i've met who browse this shithole were /pol/tards
>t. chapolet
anyway, why do I want to bury my face in every cute girl's armpit?
Andrew Sanchez
>someone makes a flamboyantly retarded post
>spend minutes typing up the worst possible insults and logical refutations I can muster with the entirety of my ability
>he doesn't reply
>he reposts the same thing word for word in the next thread
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE NIGGER
Grayson Long
THREETHREETHREETHREE
Julian Harris
>See potential for genuine discussion
>Spend some time typing up a thoughtful post
>Finish
>Notice the thread has gone completely to shit in the interim
>Close tab
Oliver Walker
>Want to play fighting games
>Too shy to talk with people in discord and ask for matches
I wish for popular fighting games someday with matchmaking
Josiah Gonzalez
>two anons arguing
>interject with supporting arguments to one user
>I get shit on even if I'm factually correct since another user is a rabid shitposter
>he only gets more aggressive after being proven wrong and starts pulling facts out of his ass
>nobody is there to take my side now, because the original user has left
>even more shitposters start piling up on me
>instead of being mad, just feel betrayal and sadness
Is this how sacrifice feels, lads? Because I don't wanna feel it no more.
Jacob Roberts
One made by lolis.
Adrian Cox
the only eternal salvation are cute sweaty girl armpits
Dominic Perry
>see literally anything
>post "sneed"
>leave
Easton Rodriguez
Shitpost with futa and I WILL bump your threads
Jeremiah Russell
you should have stopped replying like the other user
you can't reason with shitposters
Colton Kelly
>make a joke on a thread
>get no (You)s
>next thread, user makes the exact same joke
>dozens of (You)s
fuck you niggers i had enough of this in highschool
Landon Parker
Jack Price
Wrong. The right answer was 5, her butthole.
Carson Moore
armpits!
Logan Brown
formerly chuck
Dominic Wilson
based cunnyseurs
I probably have 4 bans total just for posting the word "cunny" alone. Whoever made the webm of the fatass representing the janny is a genius.
Brayden Garcia
But user she toots from there!
Luke Kelly
>start a copy pasta type thread and keep posting it every once in a while
>eventually it becomes popular enough that other anons make the thread instead
Justin Williams
I mean in general, all the characters I've ever posted
wish it happened more often though
Anthony Morgan
Literally me. The one stealing the jokes I mean.
Jeremiah Long
proofs?
Colton Young
What makes them so arousing?
Nathan Bennett
>gregor wants to watch your broadcast
Ian Sullivan
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
Isaiah Lopez
You'd better, or you're going to end up with nubs for hands after giving thousands of headpats
It takes a very high IQ to understand sniffs, and the role scent plays in mating strategy, especially adding into the fray the role modern deodorants interfere with ideal mate selection!
Jack Howard
>that pathetic mod who just drops "idiot pedophile" as the reason and fucks off
This site's management boggles my fucking mind
Oliver Ortiz
that's probably abib
Elijah Anderson
iktf
>post character that's trying to be a r63 of myself
>someone compliments my character
>feels like I'm indirectly being called cute
Julian Clark
>get friend request after playing with someone
>sure, why not, accept
>they never send any message, ever
>not even like "hey do you want to play [game we played last time]"
>no invites to play anything, even
Jordan Morales
You listen here you bitchfuck. You fucking own that shit. Feel good and look good, love yourself you sad pathetic fuck. God damn it someone post the motivation wolf or something. I hate seeing people like you mostly because it reminds me of myself.
You're better than you think you are, damn it! Negative thoughts and emotions are like drugs, easy to fall into and life ruining! Positive ones are difficult to gain and easy to lose, but like everything good they take time to cultivate! Don't give up!
Don't give up!
Do- you give up.
Carson Reyes
Does anyone want to talk to a cute femboy on discord
I'm very bored
Xavier White
>Whoever made the webm of the fatass representing the janny is a genius.
Post it
Angel Rivera
>Spend some time typing up a thoughtful post
>get a reply
>this but unironically
Jason Miller
Why are you lying? I just went to the archive of that MD5 and no one said that they want to have sex with you.
Hunter Clark
Decent, would creampie your tits if desperate enough.
Kevin Allen
girly scent + her warmth + boobies
Bentley Price
>going to end up with nubs for hands after giving thousands of headpats
Oh shieet
Dylan Wright
not exactly that character, that's just the last one i've made
Kayden Stewart
I don't even get reasons anymore, it's just the offtopic rule quoted kek, it honestly gets a laugh out of me each time knowing my post probably rose their blood pressure
Brayden Morris
Yes, I’d love to, but it’s getting really late and I need to sleep
Noah Perry
Okay user, you can stop day-dreaming now. There's no point in lying on a site where everyone is Anonymous.
Kevin Cox
I've recently gotten back into yuri, mostly loli on loli stuff
That's Yea Forums, they're infamous for their anti mod/pro cunny OC
Sebastian Foster
>Did that a lot when I was in middleschool
>50+ people on friends list
>Haven't spoken to a single one ever
>Worried that if I remove them, they will notice and get angry/sad
Ethan Butler
>deleted
user please come back i wanna touch you!
Juan Williams
what if girls armpits are just cute!
Tyler Jones
>23 years old
>5'2
>whenever i post it here anons either call me a manlet and to kms, or call me cute and want pics
>all i wish is that i was a 6'2 manly man
life is literal pain and there's no pills for this kind of pain
Robert Harris
>pretend to be a sissy slut in threads
>actually am a pure boy waiting to find a bf I can devote myself to
Isaiah Jackson
Or sometimes your opinion will just differ from a boards contrarian hivemind
Tyler Morgan
No user you don’t understand true suffering. Imagine being 5’8. Tall enough that nobody thinks you’re cute, but short enough that no women are attracted to your height.
Charles Watson
Please castrate yourself.
Adam Anderson
Patrician and grubpilled taste
Colton Martinez
>tfw 5'6 black boy
William Reed
Leo Long
Same actually, I'm really getting off on the thought of being surrounded by huge cocks, but outside the fantasy I'd just like to have a cute and loving bf.
Chase Young
i'm not a homo, i don't like being called cute
not necessary since i'm never having children
Caleb Perry
>Make an OP about a game series I just got into
>when are you stupid fucks going to get off my board
>everyone that likes this game is cancer
>stop making these threads
>"I love x!"
>"If 5 my waifu is the best"
>GAME 1 IS FUCKING SHIT AND EVERYONE LOVES GAME 2, EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME
>close thread
Daniel Kelly
Yes I want to rub my penis between reimus sweaty pits
Leo Hall
>6'0
>want to be 5"2 with tall nee-san /ss/ gf
suffering
Michael Bennett
What a cutie! Do you wear thigh highs sometimes ?
Aaron Adams
>tfw balding manlet
>also dumb
>also poor
>also alone
Landon Jones
>submit post
>notice a mistake
>try to cancel the upload but it goes through anyway
>close the thread in shame
Levi Morales
Please be my girlfriend!
Benjamin Sanchez
AY FINNA CATCH THIS WHITE DICK BITCH
Eli Bennett
>pretend to be a serious top who’s into bottom sissy boys
>actually secretly wants to be a sissy sub
>used to crossdress and fuck myself with a dildo with my cock in a chastity cage just for fun
Blake Barnes
the problem is that women don't like men shorter than short women
so while the dream is there, the reality is not
Andrew Harris
leave manlets
Evan Barnes
Do you not catch the cunny threads? It's posted almost all the time at this point.
Nolan Mitchell
I want to tounge fuck raymoos armpits!
Ayden Brown
Impossible!
Calling armpits just attractive is a disgrace to pitpussy! They're actually Venus fly trap sniffs designed to lure out the best in men, with only the most fertile and deserving recognizing the value of a good sniff as ideal mothers
frig off Bob Page
Don't you have some physical augmentation stocks to be dumping right now?
Ayden Baker
niggers can't be cute.
Kevin Brown
K E K
Gavin Smith
Not him but in a similar boat: Mufti#7222
I'm super bored too.
Adam Ramirez
>would've ignored the whole post without the mistake
>point out the mistake with greentext
lmao every time
Alexander Brooks
reality can eat a dick
Christopher Adams
>Make post
>Forget to attach image/misspell something/forget to mention something/ etc.
>Quickly try to abort post
>Posts anyways
>Just don't get (You)s
At least at that point I can just pretend someone else said it
Xavier Bell
Im a boy
I prefer people who don't talk in that dialect desu
Ethan Green
no, i have hairy, stubby legs
Ethan Sanchez
sachiko is cute
Lucas Wilson
armpits are simply cute!
cute!
Colton James
Was it Kingdom hearts?
Jordan Davis
t. jealous non-proportionate lanklet skeletal
Alexander Evans
>chastity cage
I do all of that except for the cage, why do people use it anyway?
Just to enhance the anal orgasm and force yourself not to masturbate while riding a dildo? Or is it just a sissy fetish thing?
Cameron Sanchez
>all people I talk to are normalfags
>even those who aren't will still probably get uncomfortable around me when I release my chuuni limiters
>it's gotten so bothersome to talk to someone that I just don't message people anymore
>the only one who can handle this is the ultra-chill girl on my friend list who just doesn't care about it and just genuinely likes videogames and anime
>we talk only 5-6 times during a year and swap show/game suggestions with some small talk
>constantly live in fear of revealing my powerlevel to anyone else
Jayden Lewis
Adam Miller
I want to cum on reimus tits while being sandwiched between her pits.
William Jones
Serious question: if you could press a button that would instantly kill all Jews, or one that would instantly kill all faggots, trannies, LGBTIQQ+ etc., which would you press?
Jonathan Campbell
You could spend all day guessing and you won't get it
Nathan Hill
read "The Depressed Person" by David Foster Wallace. It's a short story I think you might relate to.
Lincoln Wright
>SCREEEEEEEEEE LEAVE MANLETS
Utters the lankey slenderman esque creature from behind his computer screen, his long boney arms bend away like butterfly wings as he slaps his cryptkeeper fingers onto the keys.
Chase Anderson
sachiko likes tummy baps!
Benjamin Richardson
you fucking pathetic weak bitch
Kayden Harris
>turbo autists get friend requests
>you never do
Liam Morris
At least I'm tall enough for the rides
Ryan Miller
Not >>>it
but I love hairy guys
Ayden Davis
jews are responsible for the rest, easy choice
Nathan Nelson
I want to bury my face in her armpits and die
Austin Mitchell
You are the sole reason for my suffering.
Isaac Rodriguez
They're more than just cute, admit their lewd nature, and be free!
Play message 1
Ryder Thompson
>an user from here adds me on steam but I fucking hate his guts but I still accept him so I won't seem like an asshole
Brody White
how many stacks of books are you sitting on to reach the keyboard user?
David Martin
This thread is quite the grab bag of topics
Christian Foster
Oliver Evans
for immediate effect I'd kill trannies since jewshills mostly just go on /pol/, but jews are the one causing all the faggots that are ruining this place
Cooper Wood
So? I'll make you feel like a woman
Gavin Sanchez
cute and lewd!
Jeremiah Wood
pics or gtfo
Mason Jackson
>here at Yea Forums threads need to have nothing to do with the subject matter and should just be entirely unrelated offtopic shitposts
you're a cancerous newfag cunt
Dylan Sullivan
post it fag
considering it
Chase Williams
post armpits
Kevin Jones
>meet someone in a game with voicechat
>they send a friend request
>hey lets go on discord
the game we're playing has voicechat that's how I met you why do you want to go on discord?????? every fucking time
Nolan Brown
>tfw fat and ugly but wanna be a sub for the man I love
>Show him what I actually look like
>nothing changes, he says Im hot and even calls my dimples cute
>He actually likes a bit of fat
Grayson Reed
Play message 2 then!
Cutelewd is the best kind of lewd!
Carter Taylor
I hate all of you.
Levi Gutierrez
because its easier and higher quality u fucking nerd
Jackson Fisher
The alien like creature makes a pathetic attempt at banter as he hunches over his computer in a magnificent crescent moon shape. He sweats through his shirt, though not too much as it would drop him below 60 pounds. He knew he was in the presence of a CHADlet.
Oliver Cook
>not native english speaker
>want to post
>have to check up the correct spelling of every word on the dictionary even if i know what they mean just to make sure i dont say anything dumb and get called a retard
>notice a typo or a grammaticall error
>get called a retard
took me 10 minutes to write this
John Price
>want friends that play video games
>only enjoy single player games
Feels bad man. The last vidya friend I had was years ago and it turned out that he was a fag that just wanted to fuck and suck.
Noah Edwards
It's annoying playing with people who keep using voicechat to talk things who aren't game related
Gabriel Young
AHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME I WANT REIMU TO CHOKE ME OUT BETWEEN HER PITS AS I GREEDILY LAP UP HER SMELLY SWEAT WITH MY TONGUE
Joseph Torres
>Check up
James Martin
Atleast I can reach the cookie jar
Adam Lopez
I WANT A VERY HAIRY FRIEND
IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR
AAAAAAAAAAA
Jackson Johnson
>/ss/ isn't real
fuck this not gay enough earth
Aiden Jackson
There's vomit on his sweater already,
Junkrat primed an ready?
Julian Moore
>can't just ignore the retarded posts
never gonna make it
Christopher Fisher
At least you're trying
Meanwhile on planet me
Connor Green
>grammaticall
Logan Morgan
Danganronpa threads.
Joseph Campbell
Colton Ward
SAME HERE BRO FEELS BAD MAN
Joshua Ortiz
>Developing strong feelings for your gamer bud
What the fuck do I do in this situation
Luis Richardson
grammatical*
ESL retard
Isaac Perry
>see someone camwhoring
>everyong praising them
>they're more attractive than me
>mass report all their posts to try and get them banned
Brody Perez
>check up
>grammaticall
retard
Evan Lee
game quality is good enough for me and i dont wanna chitchat 24/7 in your faggot channel
Christopher Wilson
NOOOOOOOOOO
Gavin Anderson
ganbare
John Sanchez
>grammaticall
retard
Jacob Price
death by cute sweaty girl!
Levi Jones
at least you try, most of your fellow third world shitholers dont
Carter Ross
marry him like I did
Hunter Nguyen
Just get a chair, bro
Nathaniel Lopez
Eli Myers
>play prot pally in WoW
>randos always want to add me on bnet
>oblige them because why not
>que random messages of "do u have room in your group" or "want to push keys" and no other communication
>pretend that I'm not there or say I'm about to leave before toggling appear offline
I should probably stop getting their hopes up.
Adam Allen
>tfw cute girls (male) add you on steam
>tfw they actually ERP with you and care about your well-being
>tfw they are your best friends
I-is this okay???
Nicholas Thomas
Just keep shitposting till people stop calling you a dumb ESL, and you'll know you finally made it
>I WANT REIMU TO CHOKE ME OUT BETWEEN HER PITS
way to die instantly you dork
Henry Kelly
STOP IIIIIITT IM STARTING TO UNIRONICALLY SWEAT
Camden Bailey
not an option sadly
Lincoln Williams
I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY A DOZEN OF user'S FAT COCKS
Jacob Martinez
sure its ok just send them my way
Joshua Morris
>on the dictionary
>check up
>grammaticall
Aiden Lewis
based
Ian Stewart
>Not weeb enough for weebs.
>Not normal enough for normalfags.
>Not a tranny.
>No friends.
Help.
Gavin Mitchell
user, you forgot the apostrophe in "I'M"
Nathan Gutierrez
>Delete request
Noah Hill
learn to suck cock and then get rejected and go on a slutparade sucking cocks irl and virtually to make up for all your unfilled holes including your heart
Christopher Sullivan
Sanae lets anyone cum in her pitpussy for free
Joseph James
They're mine sorry sorry
Wyatt Sullivan
Me grabbing your hair
Hudson Brown
I long for death and armpits
David Jackson
I used to be like
But then I met the greatest man in my life, he truly has purified me, I am his alone and he is mine
Ryan Adams
Asher Jackson
its autism, pick a fighting game to get good at and let your autism work its magic
David Peterson
this happened to me after dota yesterday :(
it wasnt even someone i played with i am so scared
Robert Martinez
>tfw no chubby slob gf to shove her unshaven sweaty pits in my face after I come home from work
fucking kill me
Gavin Butler
based
Gabriel Martin
>devolved into pitposting
good thread!
Cameron Hernandez
Yes.
You're probably not going to find good people here, let alone hairy good people.
Luke Perry
Epic
Michael Howard
>Handsome gay gamer bud
>Playing together for more than 6 years now
>He keeps making jokes about moving together to another friend
>Can't even get a date with girl so I start to consider it
I wish I was gay sometimes it would make my life easier
Samuel Green
based
Aiden Torres
fucking slut
Hunter Cooper
Hell yeah dude
Lucas Howard
>devolved
You're as bad at grammar as if you can't even write 'evolved' correctly.
Nolan King
realize its a regular looking dude behind the anime girl avatar and your feelings will fade
Carson Kelly
me on the left
Ethan Phillips
Hush, or you're getting a firsthand sniff so chilly, your nose is going to freeze against her
!
Make sure to get the second thing before the first at least, or you'll die for no good reason!
Jayden Diaz
Chase Flores
>get a (You) on 4channel
>dopamine levels spike
>re-read my own comment a dozen times wondering what i did so right
Isaac Young
P-post your steam id's
I need a cum slut that swallows five times a day
Jackson Barnes
Can you sissy faggots just kill yourselves, please? Thanks.
Jose Harris
It happens to me too when I try to construct some complicated sentence to describe a very specific situation.
I start throwing words and shit, and the sentence starts to get really long and looks like it's been fucking jury rigged, and it makes me so anxious that someone is going to post a "has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like" at me.
I end up using fucking greentext and it sucks.
Ethan Sullivan
based
Justin Rivera
Nice one.
Should've kept it up long enough so that I could see that Yuu saved in the archive, though.
Easton Miller
i want to be smothered in sweaty pits
Jonathan Brown
you fucking cumslut, I bet you like it when men use you and leave you dripping
Daniel Davis
based
Colton Green
Why is this thread still up?
Hudson Russell
>Still can't string setences correctly
It's so hard to write like a native english speaker even you know a good amount of english words, reading books didnt work for me
Jose Sanders
based
Nathaniel Sanders
>Flat cirno
I like big milk bags
Jackson King
>pitposting saves another thread on Yea Forums
Liam Gutierrez
based
Jaxon Ross
You're ego is too big to actually put effort into getting to know people
James Rodriguez
this thread is proof that Yea Forums is full of autists
Charles Williams
wtf jannies this was on topic
Thomas Young
Yes, please glaze me in your thickest cum!
Caleb Myers
i just like armpits!
Anthony Barnes
Isaac Reyes
please god cover me in sweaty pits every day aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dominic Hill
die, fiends
Parker Wilson
DIS
GUST
ING
Benjamin Miller
did you honestly expect anything else
Jacob Ross
You will never be a girl
Justin Hill
>bisexual into cuteboys/trap types exclusively but much more broad attraction to women
>can only satisfy my male attraction here and it's either regular dudes faking or boys so cute I just feel out of their league
why can't women have brains that let them be into all of the degenerate nerd shit my autistic ass likes
Michael Carter
I tried, suck at them.
>Not even autistic enough to get the benefits.
Jackson Mitchell
keep posting pics like that so I can blow then faggot
Bentley Adams
user with that many (you)s you should report yourself