Ten years ago, today, a 13-year-old psychopath managed to trick an almost 30-year-old video game enthusiast to shove pieces of Crayola fuckin' model magic just his ass. Yea Forums and Yea Forums in general were a large part of this occurring.
What are your thoughts on Chris-Chan? Before this thread is deleted or decried as "e-celeb shit" let me just say that Chris-Chan is no mere e-celeb, and Sonichu and the surrounding story is Yea Forums epitomized.
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>Yea Forums
This is 4channel, retard
I thought he was cool before he went full tranny sjw mode
Not too much left to laugh about. It'll be legit crazy until homelessness or death.
Chris was fascinating when the insanity was mostly him sperging out over normal everyday life.
Now it's just him regurgitating things he sees online.
Chris-chan legit disturbs me.
A weird mix of pity and revolution + hatred for those who ruined him.
He is porky minch
when's the dimensional merge?
He doesn't even get angry anymore. He's just boring now.
So did this game ever get finished?
Stopped being fun when Ian was around. That went on for too long. No good reason it lasted more than a week.
At this point what I find strange is the people that follow shit like this ON THE DAILY in the lolcow groups or kiwi.
Can't be done unless the God Emperor gets off the throne.
have you prayed to Chris today, user?
Remember when he burnt his house down? Haha
Because his story is fucking sad thats why
>yfw mostly underage Yea Forumstards put so much effort into trolling an autistic man "for teh lulz" in a campaign that today would just be considered edgy and cringey
if only they knew what they would create
That's just testament of how fucked society has become.
As someone who didn't get to experience these stories as they were happening, learning about his antics from the YouTube documentary has been fascinating. At times you feel bad for how people treat the guy, then the next minute he does some terrible shit and you're glad he's being punished for it. It's incredible how one autistic boy has captured the attention of hundreds of thousands of people for so fucking long.
Only 5 years?
Shut your whore mouth. That was the apex of the saga bar none.
At some point a video is going to get uploaded to Pornhub of Christine getting fucked in the ass and that will be absolutely epic.
I think it’s pretty interesting everything surrounding him and how he came to be, honestly I blame a bit of himself Barbra and bob and the internet in their own ways for how he came to be,he’s like a modern Greek tragedy
I am kinda interested about what happened to his Half brother who had some bad blood to say the least with Barbra and bob, going so far to want to hear when bob was going to die so he could celebrate, wonder how he feels that his autistic man child of a half brother has more fame than him
DONT
It was one fucking joke for months. You're the reason the internet's only memes.
I use to feel bad for Chris, now I don't care what he does to further ruin his life. Yes, he's mentally ill. Yes, his mom is a kook. But God damn, he just won't stop blowing his money on fucking garbage and making the same mistakes. He'd be better off institutionalized.
It's iterating that more is known about Chris Chan's life than any other person in recorded history, mostly because he doxed himself on numerous occasions
he was fun for a bit now he is a fucking lunatic.
Chris Chan used to be some funny shit, but when he tried to start acting like a tranny it became weird in a disgusting way.
His mom is without a doubt going to die soon, and Chris can't handle the responsibilities involved in living an adult life. I wonder what will happen to him. I imagine he will lose the house
The most documented man since Hitler
She will whore herself out and make a living off getting fucked by and sucking off guys who want to be able to say they put their dick in Chris-Chan
>I wonder what will happen to him
prison
He'll end up on the street and kiwifarms will buy him a house or let him stay at one of theirs.
That or he'll become a prostitute and his clients will claim they were blown by him for internet points.
I wonder what the locals in Charlottesville think of him.
One joke - including a sing off, several hilarious videos, ending in a kidnapping. But I suppose you prefer 30 minutes of homoerotic psychological abuse with serious pedophilic undertones.
We truly live in a dark reality
CLYDE CASH!
Isn't it normal for people to mellow in their 30s?
>sucking off guys who want to be able to say they put their dick in Chris-Chan
>there are guys who want that
>some of them are in this thread
god has abandoned us
>his money
His money consists almost entirely of what he describes as his "monthly tugboat", which is government issued welfare given to him for his autism and the social security checks his mother collects.
For those of you who don't know, Chris Chan is one of the world's biggest fucking scum bags. I used to be like you, thinking Yea Forums and Yea Forums ruined what otherwise would have been an unremarkable while extremely sad life of someone who just enjoyed video games and comic books. But in reality that faggot is pure evil.
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You can tell a joke three times. None of it is as good as you remember it.
Chris wants a relationship, but Cole ignores him. Asshole. You don't ghost your brother.
I used to hope so, but I literally broke my 4th metacarpal a few weeks ago over a video game because I punch like a faggot. I'm 35.
i GUARANTEE you nobody wants this.
You're a nigger and you should have been drowned at birth.
Yeah Chris is too repulsive
chris chan gave 12-13 year old me a detailed roadmap of everything to absolutely never let myself become
You do if you have a brother like chris.
Dude, you can't possibly blame him. He already gets enough shit from the internet for being Chris's brother - you really think he wants to start a dialogue with Chris when he knows everything he says and does will be archived on sonichu.net for decades?
Why is he so obsessed with Sonic? Sonic games aren't even good
God I fucking hate kiwifarms. Its ironic how they bash A-logs and other weirdos and dont see how mentally damaged they all are themselves.
He just won.
The frustrating part about the Chris Chan story is that he seems to be highly functional, and I'm convinced that if his parents weren't fucking retards and got him specialist attention and the right schooling, that Chris could be a fairly normal guy. Probably fixing computers or something in some local computer shop or something simple and autistic friendly.
I mean he can drive, he has an entrepreneurial streak with the things he sells on ebay. He's perfectly capable of living an independent life to some significant extent, bit his parents utterly fucked him up. They sheltered him away from the help he needed and turned him into a useless man child riddlee with neurosis and personality disorders.
>Being this autisticly angry at an autistic man child
Who’s the bigger fool?
>boomers are nostalgic about bullying a mentally ill man until his brain broke
kind of disturbing, really
just like everyone else then. I make threads sometimes fishing for oldfags who actually remember how enjoyable the internet used to be, before we entered the fucked up world we live in now. but most of the time? it's honestly like that NPC meme. Where almost everyone, including all of you, are just repeating something you heard online through social media.
and guess what? because of how small the internet is now, we're all reading that same shit. and all repeating the same things.
His brain was already broken to be honest
I think the internet has only sheltered him more. The amount of money the people on kiwifarms give him to act this way is nuts.
yeah, but that's supposed to be after using your energy to try lots of things and live and lose and develop in your 20s
if you didn't do that it's just death
I never watched any of Chris' videos. I only knew about him and his antics because of Yea Forums threads. I don't know if I missed out or if I'm better off this way.
Think of all the clout you can get. Everyone is going to be all over that pussy when Barb dies. His ass is going to be getting pumped in motels, on the backseats of cars, around the back of the 7/11. EVERYONE is going to be busting a nut in his mouth.
hello wingsofredemption
>the internet will never go back to the wild west it was in the 90s and early 2000s
F
I feel bad for the shit he got but hes definitely a shithead, literally cant support himself or help his dying mother because he blows all his money on fucking toys
Is this comic ahead of its time?
i was the same way and there's a lot to catch up on if you want to get in with the details.
theres a few videos that i would recommend.
him jerkin off while singing smash mouth and JULAAAAAY
The recent video with a dog howling in the background may have been the last straw for me.
CWC is a tard and has been a lolcow for years but I can't watch animals suffer at his hands. I'm getting off the ride.
It's a very deep rabbit hole if you decide to go down it. Reading about Chris gives you a lot of conflicting emotions. Disgust, disbelief, anger, sadness, laughter
live in his house for a month and i guarantee you will go insane with that fucking hoard
He has another dog?
I'm gonna wait for the Silicon Valley crash and see what happens after it before I have a fixed opinion on this.
it's terrible but it is funny watching the mainstream normie world desperately try to control narratives as the spirit of that wild west lives on
Huh? When he was living in the hoard he had cats and shit.
i refuse to believe this one
Most of our stories are sad. Why give the literal low-functioning autist all the sympathy?
He's still living in the hoard
>chris chan is 37 years old
it feels like he became a wizard just yesterday
What happened to the kitten he found?
Hahaha... please tell me this is real?
There will never be anything like this ever again.
The modern web is infested by normies and they're not going away and they're monitoring these sites.
The internet is so stupidly young, yet it has already plateaued. I fucking hate this world.
it's not a zero sum game
chris's saga is internet history
Terry Davis was the patrician lolcow of choice and now he's gone. The world is dark.
>wizard
he had sex with a prostitute at some point
I never thought I'd long for those days.
I remember.
...we did good, didn't we?
again
how kino do you guys think the barbara's death saga will be?
It's funny because stone age people were dummy dum dums and had to repeat what they say
i remember when chris was turning 30 and we knew only ulillillia would be able to match his wizardly powers
I usually call transpeople by their prefered pronouns but I always forget with Christine for some reason
he's going to hide her body in denial and keep collecting for as long as possible
the ultimate horror ending of the saga
Pamperchu died of cancer right?
more like it's sad that Terry had enough brains to write a complete operating system and his disease got better of him until he suicided
compared to chris chan whose entire psyche revolves about videogames and children's entertainment media
lmao guess that's what happens when you microwave used diapers
The internet isn't yours, it's owned by Alphabet, Facebook, Mindgeek, News Corp, Gizmodo and so on.
He recovered
no one ever talks about how clyde cash coached this kid to have phone sex with chrischan
I just checked - hadn't heard that name in years.
Apparently, Pamperchu is still uploading videos. Did one less than 24 hours ago, in fact.
Christ.
Legit what’s going to happen to him when she passes?
How's he been reacting to you-know-what?
video games
whats his ultimate goal, get laid?
>The dude should be put in a psych ward
Why?
It is but he was coerced
She already got laid with a hooker
>Chris had a conference at Magfest a few years back
>It got more attendees than Anthony Burch's that was going on at the same time
same, even for people with stubble or something if that's what they're comfortable with, but i still can hardly bring myself to do it with chris, chris is the genuine embodiment of all the worst stereotypes you can think of
Tginab
no
Chris is not trans. He is living as a female for nothing but attention, cash, and because he's mentally unstable. To use feminine pronouns with him is to buy into his fantasy and hurt him further.
He wants a mother-wife
How do you know if someone is "real" trans or not? Genuinely wondering
like i said, being in denial and hiding the body to keep the fantasy world going as long as possible
he totally did it because he was a pedophile who sexualizes children and not because he was pranking chris and a random julayfag Yea Forumstard was the easiest available tool to use
Legally female. Never forget.
Sayoko?
Imagine if we could send a message back in time to Yea Forums and it was just an image of trans Chris
when did he give up on boyfriend-free girlfriend
They spitroasted her.
...What in the fuck is the difference?
Because there are no "real" trans - just people with varying degrees of gender dysphoria who choose to treat it by living out as their opposite sex
Christ almighty
He didn't. That would be the girl who become the mother-wife, duh.
jesus christ
I think it's unironically really sad, people say he was fucked from the beginning but I truly believe that if ED and Yea Forums didn't interfere in the first place, he would have had some sort of reckoning event and ended up being a normal autist, rather than the hyperturboautist he is now.
*siip* yes. It was a better time back in the 90's and early 2000's Internet.
A great example to all that trannies are just mentally ill
the absolute madman.. uuh madwoman
I said it before, I'm still surprised, with all the people online who know about him, with all the videos and documentation of his life, with all the shitty things he's done being public knowledge, and with his life being pretty much Big Brother-tier out in the open, I'm still surprised that someone famous hasn't mentioned him on twitter and gotten him mainstream attention. Not some a-list celeb mind you, but something above an e-celeb. It's so weird that such a big staple of the early internet is also somehow forgotten by the supposed mainstream internet at the same time.
It kind of reminds me of that one time some celebrity couldn't even recognize the Navy seals pasta and thought they were being actually threatened.
ultimately you don't, and chris exploits this ambiguity with zero effort for social leeway and sympathy
I thank my lucky stars that despite all the bullshit in my life, at least I'm not Chris-Chan. I do feel a bit sorry for him at this point though.
>wahh no one gives me attention
faggot
He'd never believe it; would think it were a trolling attempt.
i dont actually believe this. chris would have mellowed out a lot if he actually got some. his whole existence revolves around this. he wants to get laid so bad he turned into a girl just so girls are forced to be near him.
More like it reminds people that no matter how bad their lives might be they at least aren't Chris
This, gender is made up, like astrology. You can choose to take it (and thus transgenderism) seriously or not. I personally stick to biological sex only when talking about males and females.
There have been talk radio segments about him.
Alot of celebeities are extremely fucking sheltered and dont know dick about life outside of shooting movies and Hollywood.
>implying the decentralized internet isn't right around the corner
didn't pewdiepie do a video on him? i think that's as high up as you can reasonably expect for something like this. also sega has acknowledged sonichu in some capacity, right?
It is unfortunately well documented by places like cwciki.
>fuck you and your nosalgia but thanks for creating all those memes for me
what in the god damn
Something about early Chris was just so captivating.
Like a genuine obliviousness that we don't get with today's turbo autists.
Officially? I dont think so. But there is a shit ton of theories that theres a Sonic Boom episode poking fun at him, cause theres alot of similarities.
>also sega has acknowledged sonichu in some capacity, right?
There's an entire episode of Sonic Boom filled with jabs at Chris.
They've also mentioned it a couple times on some podcast thing.
>also sega has acknowledged sonichu in some capacity, right?
The sonic twitter basically does whatever it wants, not really the same thing.
he was so old and broken by the time he got a hooker it didn't even matter
even if he got laid earlier he would have just realized it was pointless
KYM is an intellectual void
This shit is basically a self-inflicted 'free speech zone', where none of the people you are airing grievances about can see or hear you.
Supreme cuckoldry.
He's such a piece of shit that he misgenders other trannies that he doesn't like. He doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.
I would say that probably some popular people know about him, but think it's just too mean to pay attention to him, since they have massive audience and they would just tear Chris more.
and as far as i know he still hates those damn dirty homos
i think there's some local TV interview or something where he's preaching against hate then wanted G removed from LGBT because HOMOS
even this didn't change his perspective about life and sexuality, then whats next? get laid by a guy?
Normally I'd say I disagree, but the more I think about it, I can't help but agree. It's not even specific to politics IMO, every fucking celeb I've seen just doesn't know dick about what the average joe does.
It was just one of his own youtube videos,and he eventually got over the homos. almost
the S stands for straight
Knowyourmeme is fucking retarded, but it's funny in a way. Every single article on that site is the same 100 or so brainlets firing back and forth at each other.
How is his mom doing?
dobson had a gay brotherand hated him? source for this?
fuck off tranny with no real problems
Every time she's been in a video recently she seems disoriented and confused.
I'm convinced at this point that she'd immortal.
I swear to god she's been on the verge of death for the last 15 years.
>let me just say that Chris-Chan is no mere e-celeb
so he's an e-celeb. fuck off
i actually think she can persist for a while yet. people have been convinced she's about to die any second for years. i can't imagine where her head must be at though, for all this shit to be the coda on her life.
I feel sorry for Chris.
This followup video really shows how un-selfaware he is
Chris-Chan is an e-legend
i think she's the type of granny to blur the line between actually being confused and playing it up for manipulation
I'm genuinely surprised TLC or some garbage tv channel hasn't tried to make a reality show out of Chris.
fuck off and die, newfag
How long until Silicon Valley crashes and burns?
I love Chris-chan as an artist because he’s such a little bitch about it.
He genuinely believes his art is PERFECT. It’s obvious to everyone he hasn’t made a single attempt to improve his artistic development. Whenever other people give him art of Sonichu or himself he always, ALWAYS, has something negative to say about it.
He’s that narcissistic while being that unskilled. He is an amazing example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Was this some sort of modern rendition of the liquid saga?
....how do they put a shirt on?
how many years have you been whining about this
>boston dynamics
The madmen.
i watch his animal crossing tour he made for Nintendo like twice a year to calm down and relax like it's some fucking asmr audio therapy bullshit and it actually works for me.
i don't know what to make of that fact.
>he's a contributor
>on the internet
>on a website made purely for advertising
>he does it for free
Dobson has a brother?
Also surprisingly he isn't a virgin, he had a fat jewish girlfriend
Chris was great, and a never-ending well of comedy. Him reacting to absolutely nothing was fucking hilarious.
Then it became about all those faggots who had to make themselves part of the show, to ride Chris's goddamn coat-tails and pretend his fame was theirs. So we wound up with a bunch of retards convincing a retarded child to blackmail an actually retarded man into shoving a broken medallion up his arse. Chris-chan wouldn't be a cringy twitter tranny if it wasn't for them. Chris-chan would still be uploading his ridiculous videos and making his shitty comics if it wasn't for them. They chased him away.
I just watched one of his videos. When did he turn from Chris-chan into a delusional space lunatic?
Reminder that there's a good amount of porn of this robot
Liquid Chris still the greatest troll ever pulled.
Chris-Chan was a real-time, decade long experiment that proved becoming a tranny is caused by an assortment of unchecked mental illness and association.
Not long, the whole economy looks like it's on the verge of shitting itself and SV exists largely on government gibs.
>he had a fat jewish girlfriend
The holiday visit to her parents thing always makes me feel better about myself.
I need to find the screencaps of the full story.
You'd think he'd eventually learn coloring shit in with markers looks terrible. It's something everyone realizes in second grade or something like that
I wasn't here for this. This shit is fascinating
Whatever happened to Clyde
I'm impressed at how 10 years later you still have the same people documenting and obsessing over him, to the point of even directly giving money to him so he can keep the circus going.At this point the people following Chris are probably as weird as him, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them takes him home when Barb finally kicks the bucket
this drawing is actually devastatingly depressing, you somehow made me feel really sad for dobson well done
Chris doesn’t want a relationship - he wants money
4 years ago or something. That church counselor told him he should take a break from the internet and get in touch with his feminine side.
Things went awry.
Chris-chan is a disturbing story and probably a case study on nature versus nurture. On the one hand Chris was a pretty shitty person himself and he earned what he got. On the other hand Chris never had a chance. He was saddled with shitty parents that let him use his autism as a crutch. And the fuckers on Yea Forums made a bad problem even worse. Chris-chan was fucked from the start and any genuine reach for help, and he does need help, will probably be ignored.
hey, if it happened for ullililililililia it could happen for chris
Chris-Chan is no longer special. Aside from the pepperspray incedent and his house burning down him and his family a bunch of benign retards middle america spews out in common practice. Even his older-half brother has seriously inflated egos.
Nowadays there are way bigger nuts than Chris that don't get even a second of focus.
>theories
user there is no possible way that episode wasn't about Chris.
Vanished into the aether. Chris and Adam Stackhouse buried the hatchet however.
Anybody have a link to that video where Chris sings the Sonic R song?
Can't seem to find it anymore.
He genuinely can’t recognize anything wrong with his art.
Even if that's the case, you'd think someone else would've mentioned him in the context of "this guy needs help" or something.
Very cute robots. I love the way they move
I wouldn't say they are as dysfunctional as Chris could ever be, but they are a bit weird. Like they will drop thousands of dollars to enable him to get himself into more trouble. Somehow he's managed to not kill himself, land himself in jail for years, or end up hurting someone really badly.
Is ulililililiililililililililililiiillililiilillillillliila still working on his game?
I haven't heard anything about him since he learned what water was and went to live in the ocean.
Chris is proof you can be born into a fundamentally fucked and hopeless universe. He's the kind of person that makes you doubt that a loving god or force of being exists.
Humanity and self awareness was a mistake.
I used to enjoy my time online without fail. Every day was an adventure. There were millions of people online at once, all creating different experiences, because hardly any were connected to any global presence. Just existing and creating within their own small spheres.
Not without some significant change in technology. the closest thing I have right now is VR applications where people are still making things for fun instead of a business. Think about it. Art on deviantart or flashes on newgrounds, people used to create because they were bored or wanted to have fun. Now they do it for money and patreon or subscribers. the well is poisoned.
>Like they will drop thousands of dollars to enable him to get himself into more trouble
THIS. This is what fucking astounds me. You have shit like this going on plain as day and not a single peep of it in the mainstream internet. Like, how the fuck
To Chris a relationship = somebody he can leech off.
Reddit format is NOT the way forward. Anything's that not popular or accepted will basically never get any attention whenever you have an upvote system. This place's chaos is much more preferable.
So he was actually a dolphin all along.
Makes sense, honestly.
Chris would never kill himself, his ego is too big for that.
He's also not a danger to other people unless he's driving a vehicle.
>his dead father writes directly to him that he wanted Chris to keep his stuff because he never got to inherit things from his family because he was poor
>Chris sells his dads shit on ebay for money to buy toys
Bob didn’t deserve this. He may have fucked up by refusing to put his son in special schooling but he didn’t deserve this.
Post it you fag
Nah dude he got a job at Walmart and is swimming.
He got his happy end. I'm glad we live in this universe.
watching any of his older stuff really shows how much a person can degrade in over a decade. it's all there. from his erratic speech to awkward mannerisms as he withdrew more and more from actual reality to live more online.
Did Bob even have anything valuable, or was it just him hoarding worthless shit though?
oh no
boner
OH NO
pretty sure you'll find what you want behind this qr code
Even is Barb was a massively unsympathetic person throughout most of her documented life it’s still saddening to see anyone reduced to this.
Will I ever experience that you oldfags did?
Chris is an interesting phenomenon because he was THE internet weirdo for a while.
Now you can find such a huge gallery of monsters even on mainstream sites like twitter that it just doesn't feel special anymore.
>have retarded son
>don't teach them properly
>why are they so retarded
Pretty funny desu
>genosamuel is about to begin season 2
Some people feel genuinely uncomfortable with their gender, Chris did it to get laid. Regardless of your opinion on trans people, Chris doesn't count.
Go watch the Future Message. It's amazing how many of the things Christine has done that Young Chris warned the youth of the nation about.
Awww. Good for him. He always was a nice guy.
He had a stamp collection, a record collection, and had some oil paintings. Probably nothing extremely valuable, but still worth a good bit.
>a 13-year-old psychopath
Yeah it's easy to think that when Chris is prone to fall for any underage kids without asking how old they are first.
they both have advantages. the chaos of this place is critical but naturally it can't be everything
The big question is whether the internet helped culture these weirdos or if they were always there and were given a platform
Chris only became a woman so he could hook up with lesbians, who would for sure be boyfriend-free.
Oh really? Even though I've read the cwcki exhaustively and already know most of it I really enjoyed those videos.
He's a telling tale. He is the ugly truth of what male-to-female transsexuals actually are: deviant perverts with mental illness.
I thought shit would've been over back in 2010 when things got quiet, but holy shit 2011 onward proved me wrong and it's only going to get worse when Snorlax kicks the bucket.
It's why I'm still here. Even years later, I still find my way back to this place, trying to recapture that lightning. I have a wife and a job, now. But I'm still here. Lurking. Watching. Calling people faggots.
That fucking theme, man.
youtube.com
Chris also tried to sell Coles Eagle Scout certificate and some of his comic books.
Oh fuck off. Chris is an extreme case
user, hes not actually serious about that, he just thinks he now has a chance at lesbian china if he declares himself as transexual
Very carefully...
you're pretty much right but chris has always displayed some innate feminine traits/mannerisms though, it's funny. like instinctively cowgirl mounting his fuck doll
You too? Thing is the 3DS has become my most used platform since my kids have by and large taken over my PS4 and work and family life have usurped most of my free time. But I don't have anyone else to talk about video games with and I still like them so here I am
Is a mix of both imo, weird borderline mentally ill people always existed, the internet gave them a place to parade themselves. What would have been just a weird neighbor or the local bucko is now the "entertainment" of thousands of people all across the world
They are ALL extreme cases, we just haven't been privy to the insane trials and tribulations of your "average, every day Male to Female Transsexual"
Someone will take him in, get him to bathe regularly and then sexual abuse will begin.
>discord trannies coming out of the woodworks
Lmao
The autists over at Kiwi Farms will continue supporting him for years to come because "they feel sorry for him", trust me it more than likely wont be as funny as everyone hopes
>only ugly internet trannies could ever think i'm retarded
I'm mtf transgender myself, but I'm not like Chris at all.
>chris has always displayed some innate feminine traits/mannerisms though
Those traits are symptoms of autism, unironically. A lot of MtF trannies are also autistic, suggesting a link between the two disorders.
Yup, he's currently uploading remastered versions of his existing ones, with new ones set to come in a couple months.
That shit is excellent even without context to its inspiration
Dampus...
Is it bad that I kind of want to see a future where Chris wins the lottery?
Do you like Sonic or Kingdom Hearts?
No
Yes
>we will never get the hookers and blow saga
Internet definitely helped by giving him an actual audience, but there were way more important factors that lead to CWC's demise. Starting with his parents who actively didn't want to sign him to any programs that would help with autism, most likely out of shame. He could have been a functional member of society.
Could you imagine Chris winning that 1.5 billion dollar lottery?
So when was the dimensional merge happening?
>blows his whole lottery winnings on a sequel to the Sonic shopping spree
You both have mental illness.
>he blows it all in a week on legos and video games
I wonder what 5 million dollars of Legos looks like.
You're late. That was a month ago
RED TAPE
He had a massive vinyl collection.
Enough to build his own Lego house and lifesize Lego Sonichu
>feel sorry for him
>after years of harassment
Really
No kids yet. She wants them super bad but I want to wait just a little bit longer. I'm absolutely terrified that we'll have a tard baby like Chris but at least thanks to Chris I know how not to raise them.
We'll make it, user. Across the sea of the internet, we are brothers, you and I.
>tfw chris is super unhealthy as he's fine
>tfw i'm as old as chris and got an autoimmune disorder giving me kidney failure
It's currently ongoing but won't be finished for some time.
What's you guy's favorite CWC video? This is mine by far: youtube.com
Maybe, but I'm not a pervert. I don't live off begging for donations either.
There are absolutely heart wrenching moments in Chris' history.
>speaks for the first after years of being a mute
>his father puts aside space for a workshop where he and Chris would work on things together
>literally gets a plaque made to commemorate the event
>nothing was ever made in it and it just served as storage
For some reason that really hit me.
Welcome to Planet Earth. Where people criticize other people for the things they do/are themselves. It's called hypocrisy and it's one of the cruddiest most frustrating things in human nature.
You sound like one of the good ones.
>dem trips
The longer you wait the greatest the risk. If you're financially able make them kids as soon as you can.
Worst part is when people defend the shit too
Null is a fucking pedo sperg like no other, but he was still up against the even greater spergs that are the Idea Guys.
The only content for Chris now is stupid shit the idea guys inserted into his head and complaining about twitter blocks.
>I'm not a pervert.
A lot of trannies are the same way. They're always autistic as all hell.
Kids are strange because they're you and yet they're not you at the same time. Mine are 11 and 9 and I'll bitch at them for going nuts over Fortnite. As if I wasn't clocking literally hundreds of hours on Pokemon Red and Silver when I was the same age. So if you do get them and you find them fucking confusing and awkward for doing shit that you're guilty of don't worry that's normal.
kiwifarms.net
>Second order of business, if you happen to see anyone a-logging Chris ("you fat sack of shit you'll never be a real woman I'm really angry on the Internet grrr") on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, etcetera, you may dox them here. You do not need permission. I don't care who they are. Post evidence of the abuse hurled towards this poor, autistic trans woman alongside their dox so everyone can admire it.
Wouldn’t wait too long then, Barb and Bobs high age when conceiving Chris is extremely likely to have been a factor.
That’s a sad moment for Bob, Chris never gave a fuck.
>letting your kids play Fortnite
buy them some proper fucking games dude
As soon as we're in our own place and get our footing, then I'm gonna fuck the shit out of my wife for the sole purpose of procreation. While listening to HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. I will conceive my child to a fucking meme song.
Get a load of this faggot
These people are a parody of themselves
>You're just as old as Chris was when he was discovered by Yea Forums
>Haven't really accomplished much in life
You are not alone, this image kills me. The story of Chris is really more complex than just the wacky antics of an internet weirdo
Any of the tard rage videos are great, but my favorite is that one he made to show off his physical fitness and can't do a single pull up or jog for more than 20 feet at a time.
jesus
Oh I've gotten them quite the library and the thing is they'll watch me play. But won't pop it in themselves.
It's entirely possible neither of them put in the effort.
The True Hero.
Oh.
It's really quite poetic.
That plaque is the perfect representation of their relationship.
Bob's life was pretty decent before Barb wasn't it?
i'm surprised nobody there has made a thread on kiwifarms there considering they're about as autistic
how did things go so wrong
Remember the stamp collection?
I honestly feel bad for Bob, looking down and seeing what Chris has done.
What happened to the stamp collection?
i don't remember exactly what it was but i think there was some audio tape or something where bob was describing all the nice things he collected over his lifetime and how someday he wants chris to look after them and cherish them like he did
oof
>Shut your whore mouth.
and here's reddit
Bob likely had autism, but was born in an era that didn't coddle him and exacerbate it, so he became a functioning, if somewhat reclusive and strange, man.
i think one of the last things he said to chris was calling him a faggot
Chris tried to sell it.
the hour long Animal Crossing "documentary" is one of my favorite Chris videos. Its weirdly relaxing and makes me nostalgia HARD for the gamecube Animal Crossing
if you experience anything like it, we'll all be in it at the same time. if life just feels fucking awesome for awhile and there's just constant entertainment that doesn't feel empty, you will know it.
you won't find the lightning here. maybe in a niche thread you might get some good conversation. I will say tiktok for whatever reason has some hope until it gets bought out.
I think it's far likely Bob was too old for that shit. He and Barbara never should have had Chris.
I only heard about Chris on Yea Forums though, hes not that known
Dude he's autistic
wait until the next harmony anniversary rolls around for extra good results.
I don't understand how he gets money for being autistic.
Me and a shitton of people I know are almost that autistic and we never got a dime.
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful I'm not any worse off mentally but it seems weird to see someone like him getting money when I've worked places that had employees with severe down syndrome who needed to be supervised all the time.
Tiktok? I refuse to believe you. That's a cesspool of 15 year old shits. I'm of an age where having a tiktok account would probably put me on a watchlist.
I'll maybe migrate over to E I G H T chan, but I'm rather comfy here. Someone has to stay behind and keep our history. Someone has to stay behind and call people faggots.
One of the more surreal experiences of nostalgia I've had was realizing as a kid I had read two of his submissions to nintendo power. One was the animal crossing documentary, and the other the letter in which he thanked the devs of 'sprung' for the dating advice "this frustrated virgin needed"
He sold most of them and raffled off the rested that he wasn't able to sell.