Hahah men wearing tight gamer thongs! thats just like women wearing dresses right??? That'll show those gamer men!

>>hahah men wearing tight gamer thongs! thats just like women wearing dresses right??? That'll show those gamer men!
>I wear it proudly
>first match
>tbag 'em wearing that
>banned
would be worth it. how could they not see that coming.

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Depends
Can you control the games with the dildo?

Wanna know how I can tell that Yea Forumscucks have never played an actual sport in their lives?

those straps look cheap, almost photoshopped

Imagine being able to pilot a mech's drones with it, while operating your mech with standard controls. Fuck, the split decision making would be intense.

Imagine the smell of sweaty Korean balls tea bagging over your face as you lost the finals of a sc2 championship

What support do jock straps offer that regular umderwear dont?
Its literally designed for gay sex.

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Do they come with the little thumbs that stroke your thighs or do I have to buy those separately.

It would come in handy with Yea Forums's constant butthurt over everything desu.

yeah jones would know all about gay sex

Freedom of movement, retard.

Wow what a weak male body. They couldn't get a better model?

FPBP

pretty sure they're originally intended for sports use not everyday wear
so it's regular support and freedom of movement with no cloth bunching or whatever

>freedom of movement
>while sitting as you play a game

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What movement are you restricted from doing with regular underwear? Why do you need your whole ass exposed?

People do wear shorts over the top you know
hell, some people do sports with no underwear at all

Explain the dress thing?
I'm out of the loop

I'm taking about jockstraps in general, brainlet. I don't expect a lardass like most of Yea Forums to understand the point of them

some esports thing was selling what looked like cheerleader skirts for "women in esports" to show their support for them of something and twitter flipped out about it

Still for sale? A gaming skirt would go nicely with my programming socks

Jockstraps were built with cups in mind, not to be the regular underwear

good one because you must be a complete idiot to believe jockstrap is a replacement for underwear, you do know you get irritation in your crotch area because of that humidity sealed due to the jockstrap, correct? this is why the fabric used in underwear is a lot different

redpill me on straps Yea Forums, are they comfy?

fucking slaves, get your ass back here!

no

Not really, the straps feel weird to get used to and is only good for kinky gay anal

>play overwatch with one of these
>get a boner from looking at the asses
>dick pops out
>banned from the league and sued for sexual harassment
game was rigged from the start

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Dude. If you want guys to check out your ass in the locker room just come out and say it user. Im sure your bros are up for some grab ass and towel snapping. Guys being dudes ya know?

I don't understand how a choice of underwear changes things when you're getting changed in a locker room
don't tell me you keep your sweaty, dirty underwear on after sports/working out user

>jockstraps
>thongs
dumbass faggot

I'm sorry for not being well versed in subspecies of faggot dickwear, faggot

Based and redpilled

they're more for foreplay if you're a homo or working out in the gym. Trust me you don't want to wear them for too long

I could picture somebody coming to fighting game tournament wearing this. The dudes who play them can be pretty buff, and mindgames are big part of FGC, as was seen by the fox dude wearing a fursuit to his matches.

>twitter flipped out about it
so thats where all the tumblroaches went to

Would wearing a thong on my face give me a tactical advantage if im a wahmen?

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Imagine the smell

>Dude wins the championship
>Crowd cheers, starts popping off and throws off shirt
>Starts taking off pants
>Strips all the way down to jockstrap and poses
Would the crowd keep cheering?

Shock and awe most likely. Especially if buff and large.

What will happen if I wear this and programming socks at the same time?

You turn into an ultra giga nigga and only quads can defeat you.

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Bane?..

Was there some controversy I missed?

*blocks your path*

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