2019

>2019
>no browser
>no netflix app
>no twitch app
>can't manually change game icons from main menu
>no eshop music
>no messaging system
>no built-in voice chat

Tell me again, what justifies the $329.99 price tag for the switch?

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you mean $300 price tag?
also why would I care about those features? it plays games, that's all I need.

Maybe the controllers being 80 fucking dollars plays a part in that. Even then I have yet to play a game that takes advantage of that expensive-ass 3D rumble tech in any significant way. Being a portable console was already gimmick enough, they didn't have to overdo it.

The Video Games

>Not videogames
>Not Vidya
>Not videogames
>Not video game
>Not videogames
>Not videogames
>Ok
>Only useful for a genre that is hardly on the console at all
Why do you care so much about things that aren't video games on your video game console? Surely you aren't poor enough to be one of those people pornhub recorded as having used the Internet Browser to go watch porn back in the Wii days, right?

Games.

>When the fucking ps vita, a literal dead console has a Netflix app

Lmao nintendocucks are so fucking retarded I swear. I bet you beta nintendofags dont even have the balls to play with your switch in public.

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>>no browser
Phone
>>no netflix app
TV
>>no twitch app
Good
>>can't manually change game icons from main menu
So?
>>no eshop music
So?
>>no messaging system
Good
>>no built-in voice chat
only good point

>dead console that had virtually no fucking games unless you cared for weeb shit
>dead console whose only saving graces are its OLED screen that got fucking removed in the revision and that it can finally be hacked to play better games
>b-but it's better because it can play Netflix movies in 480p!

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>every single new IP completely BTFO OP
>the one post sucking the PSVita's rotting corpse of a cock isn't from a new IP
lmao

>>Only useful for a genre that is hardly on the console at all
>"there's only a few games that would use it so those games should have to suffer because of this
Fuck off there's no excuse for not having built in voice chat

Why do you need Jewflix that badly on every game console?

Maybe because we aren't only weeb faggots like you that watch 24/7 anime cartoons?

Answer me this op: why would I want any of that useless crap on my switch when I own a PC and a phone?

>wanting to use your switch of all things for internet, netflix, or twitch when your phone does all of these better
>game icons
What game icons exactly? The windows that show the game? What's wrong with them?
>no eshop music
Yes, eShop is barebones as hell for some reason.
>messaging system
Also shitty.
>no built in voice chat
You actually WANT that? Just use Discord or get a conference call going.

>people complained about the gamecube not playing DVDs
>people complaining that it can't do Netflix

Pottery.

>thinking I'm a weeb faggot like you

DOOT DOOT DOOT DODODO

WE ARE THE ANAL VOREIORS

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nice projecting you faggot weeb

holy shit the abs and manboobs are a face

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Why should a videogame console waste any sort of resources on all of these not videogames bullshit?

>just use discord
no thanks, it should be built in
cringe

>>no browser
Use your phone. Most console browsers are utter shit.
>>can't manually change game icons from main menu
Why would you want to do that?
>>no messaging system
Discord.
>>no built-in voice chat
Even if it was built in, you'd still use Discord.

I don't even watch that shit, you fucking nigger. It just doesn't interest me and I've tried looking into it before.

Go back to your degenerate Jewflix shit then go kill yourself.

ps4 pisses me off too, it cant play network shared movies and shit like ps3 can. Latest PS3 firmwares cucked up too adding cinavia

>Use your phone. Most console browsers are utter shit
but switch is a handheld basically a phone

>m-m-muh jewflix haha, totally showed it to that guy haha im such cool guy haha muh jews haha

God, I can literally smell your virginity through my screen you pathetic friendless virgin

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pretty much this back to /pol/, underage faggot

>can't manually change game icons from main menu
name 1 console that lets you do this

>no built-in voice chat
Thank god for that. 80% of people that use their mic in-game are insufferable faggots.

3ds

>>>no browser
>Phone
^
>>>no netflix app
>TV
I don't watch movies
>>>no twitch app
>Good
^
>>>can't manually change game icons from main menu
>So?
^
>>>no eshop music
>So?
I pirate my games
>>>no messaging system
>Good
Meh
>>>no built-in voice chat
>only good point
I don't play online

Out of all of those, the only thing that I've felt like I needed was a Twitch app.
But I have a phone.

>no browser
When is the last time you used a fucking browser on a console?
>no netflix app
Half point, but just use your phone (which probably has a bigger and better screen anyway
>no twitch app
Fucking what
>can't manually change game icons from main menu
Fucking WHAT
>no eshop music
Full point, that shit was great
>no messaging system
We both know you don't have any friends user
>no built-in voice chat
See above

So is the 3ds and it's browser is shit. I'd rather use my phone.

I have a friend who spends more time on youtube than playing games on the switch

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samefag

games

fuck you

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FUCK WRONG IMAGE

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Triggered

Pretty sure you'll be able to get all those things once Xbox Live drops on the Switch.

>why doesn't it do all this unnecessary shit that other devices already do way better?
Why do I need yet another device to watch Netflix on? Or listen to music with?

The more I listen to people bitch about "muh apps" the more convinced I am that people under 40 were not beaten enough as children.

The joycons are the worst. You put them through a little roughhousing, and they drift and break like the garbage that they are. Had to rush out and get a switch pro controller to replace them. Oh, but those are like 60 bucks, so I had to settle for the non-wireless version, which only works on docked because for some dumb reason the Switch couldn't be bothered to have even one USB port. It needs the dumb dock.

You cry about netflix, I have enough trouble with the crappy hardware.

Vidya gaems

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Nigga I need the Netflix app on the switch so I can Netflix n chill with random chicks from tinder. I bet you are one of these beta faggots that takes a girl to his house, takes out his laptop, connects the hdmi to the tv, and starts torrenting a movie like a total beta faggot.

> I bet you are one of these beta faggots that takes a girl to his house, takes out his laptop, connects the hdmi to the tv, and starts torrenting a movie like a total beta faggot.
Imagine being this insecure. If the girl is this vapid then she's gonna suck your wallet dry regardless idiot.

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>no netflix
>implying thats a bad thing

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Having it built in would disadvantage people that didn't use it / don't want to use it as well, Forcing you to tolerate sweaty virgin gamer nerds in your earhole.

Even using it with friends / relatives jars me having someone talking / commentating while playing. Gaming's not that deep to require running commentary / tactical organization. Voice chat is a gimmick.

it can be fun sometimes but overall I'm glad that it doesn't have it and that players who discord n Switch are the exception.

Personally I don't really use any of them as I have a decent phone

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>Having it built in would disadvantage people that didn't use it / don't want to use it as well
>*defends smash WiiU having non-cosmetic DLC in the same sentence*