Samus

Why do you rather fuck zero suit than thong bikini Samus?

They are the same person!

...right?

no

because he's a smashbabby with no taste

didn't you read the doujin? Zero Suit Samus is a botched clone of Samus (the one in the bikini)

I'd rather have nothing to do with zs at all but OP isn't giving much choice
sm samus is best girl

Fuck right
Marry right

gay and fagpilled

What do you mean, not giving much choice? What is wrong with ZM Samus?

the zero suit
the hair
the lack of muscles

Gay
Gay
Super gay

>the zero suit
You think a black thong bikini is better?
>the hair
She has long, blonde hair in both games?
>the lack of muscles
Did you miss her butt?

says the actual faggot who wants chicks to look like gimp suit dudes

Wait, what? Where did I say that?

>You think a black thong bikini is better?
Yes.

I JUST WANT TO FUCK THE SUIT DAMMIT!

>You think a black thong bikini is better?
do you seriously fucking not?

>She has long, blonde hair in both games?
stop putting question marks at the end of statements

what matters is not the color and length what matters is the texture
no floof => trash

>Did you miss her butt?
it's fat not fit

What a faggot.

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>do you seriously fucking not?
Thongs look trashy. The Zero Suit is full cover and more classy.

>what matters is not the color and length what matters is the texture
no floof => trash
What the fuck is "floof"?

>it's fat not fit
LOOOOOOOOL! You know that Samus is a tough-as-nails bounty hunter, right? This just shows how much of a retard you are.

Not bad for a 2nd run I guess. Gonna try again on Hard mode. 4 hours is my goal this time around if I can remember the layout to areas 3 and 4

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Are you retarded?

God I fucking love the new Gravity Suit. I will be disappointed if it's just a reskin varia again in metroid prime 4.

>the zero suit is more classy
it literally looks like fetish wear you lying fuck
>You know that Samus is a tough-as-nails bounty hunter, right?
then how come she looks like a random bitch with a fatass who never hit the gym?

no you're just gay

The Chozo Suit looks so good good in SR. I really wanted it to be the representative in Smash Ultimate but I guess the sleeker MOM Suit is easier to keep track of. Or something.

That's not how homosexuality works.

normie waifu bait

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The bat fucks in SR are really annoying

Yeah, the Melee counter is a great idea but they when overboard by having it on almost every single enemy. I think it manly should be reserved for bosses.

>it literally looks like fetish wear you lying fuck
It is a fucking jumpsuit. How is that fetish wear?

>then how come she looks like a random bitch with a fatass who never hit the gym?
But she doesnt. Dont you see how bulky her butt looks? Calling her butt fat is fucking insane.

I think that's the reason I don't go back to SR as often. There's a lot of stop and go because counter is so prevalent. Also the Ice Beam sucks.

Not him, but her zero mission ass is both fat and flabby. It sags and folds while being huge.

I wish that the next smash has actual different suits instead of the Varia in 8 flavors.

ALL butts folds like that

>P1 = Super/ SR
>P2 = Super/ SR Gravity Suit
>P3 = Fusion Suit
>P4 = Light Suit
>P4 = Dark Suit
>P5 = PED Suit
>P6 = Phazon Suit (might overlap with Dark suit)
P7 = MOM Suit
P8 = ???

>LOOOOOOOOL!

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But I did laugh out loud when people call Samus but fat

Retro Samus maybe?

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>Fucking a marrying a woman is gay
The times they are a-changin'.

Report and hide Sybb threads.

>Sybb
?

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Fuck right, marry left. Force left to not exercise as much to be more like the one on the right.

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I'd fuck and marry the right Samus

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Are you the same faggot who wrote that right Samus butt looks fat?