Could we take a minute to talk about what the fuck happened to Cosmo?
Dude was good at speedrunning, had a pretty big following during his prime, and hell even inspired others to speedrun games.
How do you go from that to a complete utter fucking failure of a human? It's like someone else took over his body I seriously don't get it.
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damn is this what he looked like? seems like a regular lookin dude, why would he fuck his body up like he did
John FUCKING Numbers mind broke him at the Nintendo Invitational
Losing to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS in an official Nintendo tourney made him snap
Cucked.
Beat by a literal who.
He got absolutely destroyed in a Nintendo sponsored event that was being watched by hundreds of thousands of people. He choked so hard that he developed a taste for choking on dick.
speedrunning isnt really an accomplishment
yeah it's cool but its not something that should be esteemed so greatly
the only thing i know about his change is that in one stream he let out a massive fart
Literally when it all started. Pretty fucking crazy
Never heard of him until today. Holy fuck that video sent me down a rabbithole
3 words
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
I don't know who this is but let me guess: he became a tranny?
Every time you play a porn VN about corruption, it's happening in some reality. Cosmo is the protagonist in such a game and out there in the infinite multiverse someone's beating off to what's transpiring.
agree except I would add that it isn't cool, neither.
Well, that’s sorta like an accomplishment.
SOMEONE POST THAT CLIP OF HIM RIPPING A FART
my life is a literal anime in some multiverse heh
nice reddit spacing
Feeling like an alien in your own skin is a mental disability heavily linked with depression and axiomatic with suicidal thoughts and tendencies. Instead of having this mental disability treated we instead as a culture play into their detrimental fantasies and allow for gender change operations that don't work and only increase the likelihood of suicide.
The left champions this practice as being open and caring for all types of voices and backgrounds, when in fact they are enabling sick people to mutilate and then kill themselves, all for some virtue signalling, moral point scoring exercise.
This is it, user.
Post video of the John Numbers incident for those who haven't seen it
John Numbers choked even harder during the last tournament, whatever happened to him?
he plays smash bros
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Absolute LEGEND
why was his game paused for 30 seconds?
>professional speedrunner
>not already a complete fucking failure of a human
actual trash player. no wonder he snapped
Hes a pretty high lv wii fit trainer now
this never ever fails to make me laugh
holy shit it's kevin pereira.
also, did cosmo really switch to wanda because of this loss, or was it just coincidental timing? I don't really know any tranny lore
I didn't catch the next tournament, did he really choke harder than not being able to do a basic wall jump for 3 minutes straight?
BRO HE CANT BEAT THE FIRST SECTION LOL
He wasn't so bad before this point, he choked really hard. After this he never recovered though.
Unchecked mental illness + manchild + gf cheated on him + ego fucking destroyed = inevitable mental breakdown
Jesus fucking christ,no. What happened was his girlfriend broke up with him and was literally bargaining with her to let her fuck other dudes if she'd stay with him, being a female and what all females do she decided to be a roastie whore anyway and it completely broke him and he started doing attention whoring shit to deal with that.
if you tasted cum you would understand
JOHN, NUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS
All the other speedrunners were going Tranny so he thought he had to change to fit in. It did a number on his mental state.
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He's gonna kill himself soon.
he'll probably never suicide, but it seems like he might be back living with his parents
The actual answer is that gender dysphoria doesn't discriminate and will fuck your life up no matter how successful you are or how many twitch followers you have. He was painting his nails and doing gay shit long before the John Numbers fiasco btw, the writing was on the wall.
Mental illness comes in many forms.
Don't do speedrunning, kids.
>breaking up with someone is being a roasty whore
>It's like someone else took over his body I seriously don't get it.
He might have been replaced with a body double like what happened to Miley Cyrus.
Women want resources and status, and western culture in general is making it easier for them to be whores.
jesus fucking christ he looks just like me in this picture. dead serious. FUCK I'm ugly.
and what's the humane alternative wise user? somebody else's problem?
This. Dysphoria is fucked and the real issue. Tumblr will tell you not to worry about it, though, and say it's natural.
the actual actual answer is both speedrunning and transgenderism have huge overlap with autism lel
>the whole time the commentators are praising john numbers while occasionally mentioning how cosmo is still stuck in the first part
kinda brutal
FUUUUUCK I don't think you guys understand just how identical that pic looks to me. it tripped me the fuck out for a few seconds
dysphoria dont real. transtrenders is the epidemic
kek relax dude, at least you're not mentally insane.
'this isnt a healthy environment for me to be in'
A bit too late man..
Well whoever's running this universe really has a fetish for fractional reserve lending, I can tell you that much.
He was fool enough to face a man with power so great and terrible he could destroy the very masculinity of his opponent
They had like, 3-4 rounds of levels before this stage. Every round you won, you got a 5 second lead in the final stage. It wound up that John got a 15 second lead, but it stretched into a 2 minute choke.
After showing the world that he was the maximum turbochad, Johnny Fucking Numbers looked to his opponent, and with one motion filled with all of the strength and grace of a god, he tore Cosmo's dick from his body. Pulling it up, he whipped it across the room, never to be seen again.
Shortly thereafter, Shigeru Miyamoto took the stage, congratulating John Numbers on being the ultimate male. In the midst of this, he looked to the side, and spotted Cosmo. Filled with disgust, he began shouting in nearly incomprehensible Japanese, "What is this?! Who is this dickless shitheel?! Get him off the stage!"
Reggie rushed past Numbers and Miyamoto, pulling Cosmo up, despite his disgust with this facsimile of a male. He began to pull Cosmo from the stage, as Cosmo's shrill cries echoed throughout the auditorium, "Fuck you, Johnny Numbers! I didn't even want a dick, I'm better off without it! Fuck video games!"
Weeks later, this thing emerged from hiding, broken and filled with jealousy and hatred. That is the legend of Big John Numbers and some nobody that never amounted to anything.
this
It worked for Jesus and Buddha.
Mental illness.
I think like 80% of it was his gf, she basically eviscerated his self-esteem and sense of masculinity.
To sum it up, he had a high view of himself which was earned through his previous pre-numbers moments, but that combined with his girlfriends infidelity combined with the Numbers moment following so close to his transition that aided in a feeling of being rejected, a feeling which was boosted by the subs and viewers on twitch drying up. At some point, speedrunning became the expected instead of the desired, so that, combined with the dwindling view-count inflated a lack of self-confidence, would ultimately include crying on camera and a twitch-televised call to to the suicide hotline.
The story of Cosmo is a story of dizzying highs, followed up by the life of living up to them that culminated into your self-perceived swan song of choking in front of an audience that included Shigeru Miyamoto, and transitioning into your true gender that, ultimately, felt like a dramatic, untrue shift to the fans that just enjoyed speedrunning.
Dude tried to NG+ while still not even halfway thru story mode.
Speedrunners are naturally autistic and mentally ill, so it's no surprise
and fucking sneed posting and doubles
Because "experts" on the internet keep telling everyone to embrace their mental illness and refuse to seek actual professional help.
Whoring is a double edged sword
A women needs to know when to fold them as her looks start to falter
Unfortunately for women these days they've been raised on girlpower propaganda and are whoring too long and becoming untouchable goods
tfw cosmo is literally dead and replaced by a schizophrenic tranny doppleganger
Therapy
Nobody is obligated to date you. Just because a woman breaks up with you doesn't mean she's a whore. You sound like you've had a bad experience with a woman and let it affect your perception of all women.
I'm not saying it isn't bad, but people got to stop equating "normal" with "natural". Nature is full of odd exceptions. Evolution is countless small deviations from the norm happening over millennia.
It's a pretty natural occurrence for people to occasionally be born with mental illness.
this
She'll leave you too, eventually.
i know, user. i know.
>You'll never beat someone so bad at videogames that it turned them into a woman
Goddamn.
Is he actually gone for good this time?
Not him. Obviously therapy and medication... and a support system.
Not everyone has all that, but that’s the answer.
Therapy, anti depressants, and most importantly of all we make it the purpose of the government to enforce that not one hospital, not one surgeon or quack, not one business nor company can legally perform a gender change surgery for purely aesthetic reasons.
You'll be fine bro. Cosmos wasn't hideous before all the tranny shit. Just stay away from onions
Speed running is retarded, so when you say someone is good at speedrunning it's like saying they're good at being retarded. And they inspired others to be retarded.
Cosmo is so good they gave Johnny a 15 second head start.
the fuck is with his pupils? this dudes making a speed run alright. probably how his teeth got so fucked
This many posts and no one appalled at the dead naming going on. Big yikes!
Here's a red pill for you. Dysphoria is real, and being transgender becoming normal and cool is the problem. Notice that I said normal and not acceptable. It's acceptable to be trans if you need to transition because of dysphoria, but because dysphoria is a mental illness, it's not normal. We should be trying to find better ways to treat mental illnesses, but if they become normal, people stop seeing it as an issue, and demand to solve it stops.
Having OCD us acceptable, but imagine if it was normal. Imagine if everyone washed their hands until they bled because they thought it was cool. How would that help the people with actual OCD? I have OCD, and let me tell you, being accepted and normalized means fuck all if I've still got OCD. That's why the suicide rates of people with dysphoria stay the same even after transitioning.
AWALT faggot
I actually think it was a combined effort of these events.
>cosmo can't break up with his gf and he agrees to have an open relationship (flirting with dudes in front of him)
>eating nothing but onions for a while
>hitting the peak of his speedrunning career and not knowing where to go from there
>JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
This shattered cosmo's mind and he decided the best thing to do is to self medicate with hrt, pot and magic shrooms. Doesn't help that there's still a few dick suckers who keep telling him that crying and doing nothing is good for his stream as well.
wow, I JUST watched a video about Cosmo. Short story goes: girlfriend trouble, NWC shortly after, followed by self-prescribed HRT, began onions-only diet, and finally doing mushrooms all day to deal with the resulting super-depression.
Haha, called it.
>girlfriends infidelity
Putting that a bit lightly.
She fucked other speedrunners and was having gangbangs and shit behind his back every meetup they went to, eventually she wanted to leave him outright so she could whore around more and he begged her to stay and was willing to overlook her fucking other men, so he was basically in a situation where he was financially supporting this cunt knowing that she was going to disappear at some point to get pounded by random dudes at every con and gathering they went to.
onions auto-corrected to onions, fuck
the fart video was the funniest shit
LMFAO
The fuck is AWALT?
“ONIONS” FUCK
guy got literally humiliated in front of thousands, and also in front of his lifetime idol Miyamoto
John fucking numbers destroyed his bussy
>girlfriends EXTREME infidelity
It's a word filter site-side, newfag.
ITT trannies aware of popular tranny streamers.
Where is the panel of his suicide?
>Narcissa
>popular
I said therapist, not psychiatrist.
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He's out of his mind
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
I like the version with AGP blanchard better
Why on Earth do some guys think an open relationship will make them happy? It's literally the worst possible thing you can do for a failing relationship. You're literally asking a girl "Hey, instead of breaking my heart, could you rip it out of my chest and crush it in front of my eyes? Thanks".
Anons, if you ever get the urge to ask a woman to be in an open relationship, stop and ask yourself: Do I feel like being Anthony Burch today?
>How do you go from that to a complete utter fucking failure of a human?
He was always a complete utter fucking failure of a human. The picture you just posted as the OP of this thread didn't tip you off to the fact that he was gay as fuck? That's an incredibly gay look. If the look didn't tip you off, then surely the pictures of him wearing nail polish should have.
The truth is Cosmo was always gay as fuck and his girlfriend left him because she knew he was gay. The gay looks and the nail polish should have tipped you off that him trying to transition was inevitable. He was always headed down this road, you just ignored the signs.
Honestly I think trannyism is just a big cope for being gay.
He didn't want her to leave so this was her way of pushing him away. Cosmo probably thought that just having her around was good enough.
aint nothin gay about suckin a little dick now and then. i suck my dick all the time.
cringe
imagine sacrificing every last ounce of your dignity and self-worth for this lmao
Unironically depression and rejection turned him inward, then onions pushed the envelope. He's literally the one who started the onions meme long before it ever became what it was.
>imagine being humiliated so badly in public that your turn into a """""""""""""women"""""""""""""
john fucking numbers is a beast of a man
Reminder that you can literally beat these levels too since they are included in Mario Maker. I just did it today with absolutely no trouble at all except for learning the actual level section but that's still 3 minutes at most.
Cosmo is a goddamn faggot.
I mean im into short haired girls but this one isn't doing it for me.
>Got so arrogant he was already thinking of the victory before he started playing
>Beaten by a literal who underdog Yu-Gi-Oh Style
>Miyamoto makes an unannounced visit to greet the winner, further crushing Cosmo.
>Living the rest of his life in some waking nightmare he created through all the drugs
What a Horrifying fate.
mental disorder turns people into trannies
honestly this shit should be treated like lypo, or any other major life-changing situation. you go to a therapist, and you get evaluated. then you work from there.
self-diagnosis is always a fucking mistake.
only proxy im into is paige
This x100000
This kid from my high school was a narcissistic closeted homo. I found out recently he goes by a girls name and is now a transgender. He’s obviously skirting coming out by venturing into his safe space.
But seriously why would someone ruin their lives like this? It’s not funny it’s fucked up and I hate that liberals encourage it
The question is, is this comic any less true if you change the last speech bubble to "alright chop off your dick"
STOP IT YOU BULLIES!
how do you know that?
Holy shit I'm sorry for your shitty genetics user.
So what's it's current status? Twitter and stream is gone, last I heard they moved back in with it's parents?
I dunno man, he uses Yea Forums...
sneedposting is literally delaying heat death of the universe
absolute fucking desperation, and lacking the confidence to even attempt to provide what your partner needs. He seems driven to do no more than subsist, rather than thrive, due to the immense insecurity.
We could have seen a rematch between him and John Numbers at smash open tournament at pax east this year, but cosmo had to go and fucking lose at the last second during the qualifiers.
reminder that John Numbers is the best Wii Fit Trainer player in Smash
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>some of my posts in there
good shit
>get your ass beat at a videogame so badly that you cut off your dick and sabotage your entire future
I'm in both the thread and chat in this video.
Outstanding file name
Where did you get that picture of me user
more like narcissism
trannyism is a proxy for much deeper rooted problems tho
How do I fuck narcissa? preferably on stream. where does """""""she"""""" live?
Too be fair, when I tried it myself, the castle level's first section requires a bit of specific timing on doing the wall jumps (you need to do max-height jumps), AND if you don't know that you can airspin in New Super Mario Bros. (which IIRC has only been in since NSMBW onwards) to gain momentum, the part after the Grinder wall can be a bit difficult to do since the game makes you believe you have to wall jump against the two-Grinder section of the wall.
So I could easily make the claim that it was Cosmo's fault for not playing any NSMB games.
BUT in the other hand he was a fucking world-record speedrunner so it IS his goddman fault for not gasping intuitive controls.
Explain the difference between an "open relationship" and friends with benefits
>40 minutes
people need to die faster in this game.
You aren't expected to financially support a friend with benefits, but in an open relationship you are supporting unfaithfulness
Friends with benefits is a meme anyway
Frends with benefits is actually more secure and guaranteed DTF than open relationship is.
Unless you're a girl or another tranny, they won't go for you.
For reference
cosmo losing
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>Weeks later
Shitposting aside, did it really happen that quickly after John Numbers?
I'm shocked he didnt kill himself already.
I mean the guy must realize on some level he fucked up badly.
His GF left him when he started crossdressing + loosing to numbers, at that time a nobody.
Unironically he started drinking almost only soilent in 2013.
that actually was the problem.
> speedrunners
> anything other than autistic losers
lol you're funny user
Friends with benefits is you hang out and fuck. Open relationships come with all the emotional attachment of relationships, but either party can fuck as much as possible. Usually, this is seen as the girl being a whore, but this can apply to the man, as well.
he lost in the finals the next year and I haven’t followed anything other than thah
i'm pretty sure he still gets more pussy than us sadly
He probably is on this thread, so if he is in a bad phase of his life, I want him to know that he can overcome it. Everything will be better someday, we believe in you, you can do it.
Was one of his last appearances
are they in honfleur?
An open relationship is when you go fuck other people, but then come home to your partner that you live with and support, and probably don't fuck or else you wouldn't be in an open relationship.
A friend with benefits is someone you habitually fuck when you're single and horny, and then you leave.
>palu main
of course. do trannys ever play male characters, or does their insecurity translate over to vidya as well? I don't really follow the tranny scene
he cant grow his dick back
thank god mario maker is mostly free of tranny faggotry on twitch
Why does he browse threads about himself if they make him cry?
did wanda really go thru with the big chop?
wait he transitioned this far? literally cut it off?!?
holy shit
>He probably is on this thread,
Nigger, he makes these fucking threads himself because he's an unabashed narcissist
He thrives off of all the negative attention
some people are addicted to misery/victimhood. or just attention.
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I masturbated and came to this the first time I saw it. Not joking whatsoever. What's wrong with me?
Is that actually real?
Even I could do that, how did he choke so hard.
He got cucked so hard he became a tranny, not even joking
Most fetishes happen young, like most fears. You remember any notable farts in your youth?
>wtf
>what in the world?
was he right?
No. He's an agp tranny so he loves his dick.
Okay just so I understand this: He had a girl, got pussy regularly, but it was him that drove her away and she didn't cheat on him or anything?
Yes. The Only good speed runner
Honestly he isn’t bad looking. He doesn’t look handsome, but he isn’t ugly he is a very safe 7 as a guy. Now user, if you are a woman... I am truly sorry for your loss.
no I'm a dude. I would not describe myself as a 7 though. I've never been complimented on my appearance, but I have been called ugly many times.
>safe 7
I almost envy your low standards
do you think narcissia watches his own cosmo speedruns and masturbates using his tears as lube?
I had a female family member fart on me quite a lot as youth. It's nasty to conceptualize it in this way but I'm pretty sure it's that along with the taboo nature of it all.
>got called ugly
I'd say that's a 4 or 5, want to know the hell of being properly ugly. You get mocked by being called handsome when you're clearly not, and just that, sure sign that you're a 3 at best and going to end up as an incel.
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My condolences to your standards, user.
>that pic
Do you have the source? None of the reverse search engines work
Meh, I have partial facial blindness so maybe I scale my ratings weird but I consider anyone I could regularly bump into and not be able to recall their face average. If I can sort of remeber them in a good way they are approaching an eight. If I find I have trouble looking away in person a 9, and if I can recall their face years later they are a ten. I have met two tens.
Didn't he get banned on twitch and youtube? So only patreon is his only income?
Fbf has no obligations. You show up whenever, fuck whenever, part ways and do your own thing until you do it again. "Open relationship" implies that at least someone is trying to keep that relationship together with everything that entails it.
well my parents always called me handsome. hell, my dad still does it for some fucking reason. im 28. im not sure if they say it for my sake or for their own delusion. i guess it's nice that they care though.
My penis twitched ever so slightly.
fukin this
He's attention whoring. The faggot deleted one of my comments a few hours ago. So he's still there
At least you don't look like the missing link.
>pig nose very bulbous at the end
>fat misshapen lips
>thick hair on back, neck, stomach
>no hair on lip and face
>balding hard with the plus of every hair sticks out at straight
>huge flat forehead that juts out by about half an inch so my eyes look sunken
>eyebrows also merge into my eye sockets in natural light so there are just dark pits where my eyes should be no definition at all
>fucking huge robbie rotten chin but no jaw
>massive cheek bones to complete the weird jaw look
Parents will always say that, their genes and offspring after all.
Got a bunch of pictures taken of me by others, classmates, "hi there handsome!" they would say. Other girl, a stranger would pass by and say something along the same lines. She wasn't alone, she was with a group of friends, both times. People truly are disgusting.
Slap in the face and telling them they aren't and can never be a woman/man. Sink or swim from there. Better they end up dead in a ditch than dead after decades of sucking up resources.
I'm 26 and severely unattractive; I have finally started to either come to terms or the blackpill might be swallowing me so hard that I just don't care about anything anymore that doesn't cause me any semblance of happiness. Never had any relationship with a woman be it platonic or otherwise. Laughing at funny, positive shit that doesn't remind me of this existential anguish as well as vidya and lifting weights are all that keep my depressive tendencies at bay these days. Good luck, fellas.
>Apologizes at the end.
He knew
Saw a documentary about him.
He did a LOT of drugs. Still does. His fat gf broke up with him and he got depressed.he lost the most important day of his life.
But is it true his gf would fuck other guys at cons? Ew wtf?
Imagine being so mentally unstable that you want to go through extreme body modifications.
Got that shit too user .
Women are whores and at least I can sit back in smug satisfaction and laugh as they hit the wall.
>back home after 2nd year of college, hanging with old friends
>lots of people from HS there
>roasty who was a total bitch to me is now a trailer trash whore with three kids
>mfw she was visibly upset when I pretended not to know her
>HE throws it off the stage
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lol you a big guy huh? nerdo
Is this the same guy in the con incident finding his gf going out of an hotel room with 3 other guys?
Can anyone post what i'm talking about?
Bros where's the Nintendo World Championships? That shit was so fun to watch. I want another one.
>Yes. The Only good speed runner
You forgot about ClintStevens
Post a picture of your face with timestamp. I'm really curious. Very few people are unsaveably ugly
>speedrunner
It doesn't help that Cosmo didn't actually go to a doctor, self diagnosed, and got his drugs off the black market
>he isn't very ugly he is a very safe 7
I'm guess you're 5'7", 350lbs. and a solid 8 out of 10, right?
the future will judge us harshly for this
out of all the money he got, you think he would have done something about his fucking teeth.
I know nothing about john numbers other than what I saw at the nwc event.
Not trying to shitpost. Genuinely curious. Is he retarded/autistic? Or was he just very excited and didn't know how to react?
he was slight autism yes
This is a perfect example of why I believe transexuals to have a mental illness. I'm not even saying it to meme or make a joke. If you can't feel comfortable in your own skin with your own gender, that's gotta suck. Allowing them to "change" and forcing everyone to play along does not seem like the correct answer in thsi case. It's like having an alcoholic cousin and every time you see him, you are forced to go, "hey bro, wanna do a shot of tequila?"
Of course all the PC crowd just feels like we all need to pretend like we thing these guys are really women. Who is this hurting in the long run?
This thread is depressing.
Jesus I'd go tranny too if I got raped this hard in front of thousands
>what's the humane alternative
Well first of all the most humane thing to do is stop fucking mutilating people and pumping their bodies full of levels of hormones they're not biologically meant to have and then letting them commit suicide. That's the best possible thing to do. It's not like "Oh well until you can come up with an alternative to doing this shitty thing we'll just keep doing the shitty thing!" We should stop doing the harmful thing on the merit of that harmful and wrong thing no longer being done.
Then what should happen is try to make people comfortable in their own bodies through therapy and meds if needed. The bottom line is that you cannot changed someone chromosomes but you can change what they think they should be. When someone is depressed we don't give them a gun an say "be yourself", we give them medication and therapy to feel better about themselves and their life. The same goes for schizophrenics, we don't indulge their delusions we try to help them stop having them.
In a hundred years we're going to look back on physically mutilating the mentally ill to try to reflect their delusions in the same way we now look back on lobotomies and shock therapy.
Who the fuck is so socially inept as to call someone ugly to their face?
>trans-spiring
heh
This. He helped start the meme years before it ever became a thing
No, that was some regular streamer faggot.
one could say it was trans formational for him.
Hmmmm, it's more complicated than that, incel
He was already messed up; you could see it in some of the nail painting streams.
You have to be a complete degenerate to "compete" in speedrunning; it takes thousands of hours to master these games, and you're only "competing" against maybe 10 other decent runners worldwide. Real competitions have thousands of competitors if not more.
Turned from one of the top successful speedbois into a living meme. The dude is too obnoxious to even kill himself. He's got fucked up teeth so he needs serious dental work to even begin looking normal and there's no way he's going to afford that via internet donations.
Instead of the basic, reddit ad-hominem attack, just tell us how that user's post isn't totally accurate.
Yoga is great for your body but never film it unless you're inshape from it.
Nope. I am a very solid “I literally can’t remember what I look like”. I am probably average or sub average considering the only time I get hit is once someone has spent time around me. Never has a women hit in me out of the blue, so I am 100% not handsome.
idk. it was usually by friends/acquaintances. no one in my life currently does it though.
The koopa jump irritates me. The one leading to a mushroom block on top of bricks. How in the world did Cosmos have to repeat that basic jump off a mini cannon ball? The fuck was going on through that tranny's mind?
>once someone has spent time around me.
Any tips for one to get themselves into this position? I don't like being lonely anymore.
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you got me, user
source please
>reddit ad-hominem attack
Fucking hell, you need to get out more, lol.
Anyway, not all women seek out the same stuff. Some and I would argue most don't know what they want (goes for men as well). Before seeking status and ressources, they seek out happiness and stability. Lots and lots of couple have people with similar professional ambitions and just seek out equal contribution to the household. I would not qualify that as women being whores seeking out ressources beyond their on professional value.
I literally just made small talk at work one day and suddenly had friends. I think normalfag rubs off as long as you hide your power levels.
it's actually reddit
He got cucked
Is this actually true. Every time I hear from her cheating it escalates further, but no one gives a source or testimony?
Biggest brains in the thread.
literally 10 seconds in google, fuck you.
???
whatever.
What do you do for work?
He was starting to get worse at the one thing he centered his life around, in part due to a pretty serious wrist injury that happened because of his runs. It didn't help that he was working on a record for a long-ass time and finally got it, but then some random who broke it easily while not even trying shortly thereafter.
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS was the straw that broke the camel's back.
>implyng
what did you look for?
>Friends with beenfits
No emotional attatchment or relationship to tie. this is a huge meme. there is no such thing as sex with no strings attached and every "friends with benefit" story always end either in pregnancy and a shotgun wedding, an STD or a broken heart. Usually two or more
>Open relationship
Both people are in an emotional and often financial relationship, but both allow each other to date (read: fuck) other people for the thrill or hell of it. It's usually a unilateral decision of either partner feeling superior to the other believing their status as a lover is some kind of advantage. Basically all the advanges of being single and of being in a relatioship for women, and the delusion of sexual grandeur for men.. It's more often than not a form of psychological abuse and a quintessential sign of an unhealthy or aimless relationship.
do you live in london, perhaps?
Cosmo always like to paint his fingernails and show it off to chat. Twitch being twitch would call him out being a homo or fag. Cosmo would then get extremely defensive about it. The person was mentally ill from day 1.
someone post his anal inhalation vid
>was pretty androgynous when i was younger, had non traditional male interest
>change to public middle school, best friends are fat tumblr lesbians
>never was really comfortable with my body, tumblr and tumblr lesbians make me think its body dysphoria
>eventually figure out I like being a dude
What a fucked period of my life, I just feel bad for my parents then.
I was an actual, unironic SJW at one point in my life. I only wisened up that it was all bullshit when I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted to be a guy, and I wasn’t really into guys. Surprise surprise all my tumblr friends turned on me for being a “””transphobe”””.
I’ve just got a bad case of body dysmorphia in the end. I feel awful for putting my family through that.
"guy gets cucked agdq" image search
Eat up, if you can't remember the picture sucks for you.
Onions
From like 2012-2014 I thought about being a tranny but I decided against it because it's a massive crapshot as to if you turn out decent or some sort of abomination like cosmo.
I was never sjw and was mostly into it for sexual reasons anywa, so now I'm just a faggot crossdresser.
post discord
>get WR in OoT
>make a commentary video
>WR immediately beaten
>gets BTFO by john numbers
hey man, shit happens. Least it sounds like times are better
post yours if you want to get faggy i'm not posting shit here
lmao what a predatory image, someone like this should still seek medical help and not just assume this is what they would be told. Discord trannies will burn in hell.
I’m glad I didn’t go through with it. As soon as I hit puberty my frame got way bigger.
The only good thing to come out of that situation was the fact that I was somehow dating 3 girls simultaneously in a “polyamorous” relationship.
Yeah, I’m definitely a better person than I was then. Weird part was I was still browsing Yea Forums at that time.
Didn't say it was gonna be consentual
A normal streamer can get bummed out and take a break but they mostly come back to their senses. No hope for cosmo, it's his personality that's rotten. Anyone else with that following and hand problems would have transitioned over to chill variety gaming.
He was a chinlet, he never got a chance, it would have happened sooner or later, as is the fate of every chinlet.
I'm a chinlet tho :(
alright big gay, I guess you don't wanna see big dick
could post a throwaway email
This.
looks like my mom
Nah, but iirc taking all those meds fucked with their dick and now it doesnt work properly or something.
Not to mention he busted his ass and imported a console from China all for it in the process. Imagine exhausting your entire being for this one golden achievement, the biggest deal in speedrunning, and then someone bops you and you know it's just too much work to try and get it back. That 18:10 run had one or two fucktardedly hard tricks in it at the castle escape which killed almost all runs, amd it's crushing to subject yourself to that over and over unless you're really firm of mind and convinced it's worth it. At that time it was a pretty unhealthy obsession, and you can see a good comparison through the modern runners who seem pretty healthy and more adaptive to challenge. When someone has a harmful relationship to the hobby, truth be told even if they're obsessed with it they're bound to get bopped sooner or later. If it isn't happening, it's because no one else cares enough to try.
not really an issue. soft dicks are more fun to suck anyways. i hate it when im sucking myself off and i get hard, i just want to be able to suck it soft forever. especially since that way I can twist it 180 and have my tongue be on the underside.
retard missed out on the twitch prime money train.
He lost, but he was mid-boss fight so he at least went down fighting.
Can someone post the video of an alternative dimension where Cosmo was playing BotW, but he never transitioned?
The thing that always blew my mind after Cosmo became a tranny was the way he self destructed his fanbase. He tries to cry about tranphobia and blames him being a tranny on it but that's really not it. People stopped watching him because he started acting like a fucking total nutjob and alienated his entire fanbase with his bizarre behavior after he stopped speed running.
fuck, what an absolute asshole. i'd love to get in on twitch free money. he had it in the palm of his hands and just fucking threw it away. what a dumb, ungrateful prick.
One thing that is also noteworthy that it was a few weeks before the time of his transitioning that the regular Game journo cliques suddenly started picking up his runs. I don't doubt they acted as a support base, fully pushing him into it, possibly even suggesting it in the first place.
He fucked up big time but he seriously started getting weird after that? what the fuck
>youtube coments
My sides.
His speedrunning "fame" got the best of him so he became a fucking asshole and starting doing drugs. Now he's a literal waste of human skin.
I see why i got confused, chibi was there as well
this is fucked up but when he does decide to an hero, he's smart enough to not fuck up I think
287 posts and nobody has posted this absolute autism???
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Remember anons, don't pull all nighters, get plenty of sleep, do more than JUST play videogames or this could be your fate.
Autistically reciting "poetry" over a black and white video of an n64 videogame.
begin first with a clinical therapist who will then refer them to either a behavioral or cognitive therapist. electro-convulsive therapy is also a viable solution
Is he still streaming on YT Smash 24/7?
Yeah and it's FLAVOR OF THE MONTH OVERRATED SHIT THAT NORMIES WEAR T-SHIRTS OF FROM WALMART
the FUCK did I just watch
Some faggot tranny on hallucinogens thinking he's the deepest shit ever.
one of them got them hooked on meth and that was the beginning of the end
>Could we take a minute to talk about what the fuck happened to Cosmo?
No. Eceleb shit goes into the trash. I don't even know who this fuck is, and knowing it has to do with speedrunning makes me wanna puke.
my genitals wander
He plays puyo puyo tetris at evo
He held the record for any% in bed probably, she probably lusted for Number's cock.
how are you into speedrunning but unaware of all the tranny activity?
got cucked by his gf and got fucked by john numbers
Remember when AGDQ was entertaining for good reasons?
>Cosmo is a tranny
>StivityBobo cucked somebody at agdq
>Bonesaw isn't allowed at AGDQ
>YSG nowhere to be found
Shit's whack.
JOHN
FUCKING
Maybe he shouldn't have broken the rules so often if he wanted that Twitch money.
>have online friend for years who was a cool guy
>he becomes unemployed for a few years and slowly mentally deteriorates
>starts having constant grandeur delusions about his life
>every conversation is nearly purely about himself
>snaps one day and becomes a cosmo tier tranny
>have to block him
fuck the modern internet
I bet he still has nightmares of this.
AGDQ 2019 was actually good though. The Jak 3 run was Bonesaw 2.0 (but this time the run itself was also good)
the virgin any% cosmo vs the chad 100% zfg
I heard hey smoked some peyote, had a really bad trip and the results is what he became now
He was always a gangly awkward feminine faggot. I dont know how it comes as a shock to you retards.
SSRIs
They make some people absolutely psychotic.
Did you tell him that he was being a faggot?
good vid, Cosmo a cuck
I'm glad I'll never be in any kind of public competition like this because I'm a loser. Imagine being mindfucked so hard you decide to just dive off the deep end. Cosmo needs serious mental help, he's going to join the 40% soon.
I just saw a video about this guy
What does Cosmo even do now?
Streams himself tripping on mushrooms
>do more than JUST play videogames
No problem, I also browse Yea Forums, in fact, that's all I do these days
Critical hit!
So this is what Mario does to people? Damn. Really makes you think...
>unironically being incel
Senpai...
No, Mario had nothing to do with this. This is what JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS does to people
>but he isn’t ugly he is a very safe 7 as a guy
Did the shrooms do anything to him? I take shrooms all the time. I've heard that you're not supposed to take them when you're fucked in the head, but I'm a relatively stable person. Any hard evidence of it affecting him? Just curious.
>believing the same group of """"professionals"""" who were basically giving out oxy prescriptions like candy for company yachts and timeshares in Cancun
How long before this happens?
This is bullshit. Remember proto whining about all the "anti-trans bigotry" because he had to go psychiatrist shopping before he found one that approved of transitioning? It was something like a dozen he went through and they all told him he's not gender-dysphoric. That's the reality of professional help. Most strongly dissuade transitioning and instead try to identify and treat the root cause.
this
doing nothing is literally more humane than what is happening now, though therapy, medication and guidance are the ideal solution
you dont actually get benefits in an open relationship
>Female Wii Fit Trainer
Oh god, it will begin soon.
Cosmo has clearly used voodoo to curse him to the same fate.
you realize a tiny % of transgender people regret being "mutilated" right?
imagine using the male wii fit trainer
>implying John F. Numbers isn’t so high test that he needs to stare at an ass in yoga pants as his character
1gram of lead.
oh a man of culture i see
the triple anal scene was kino of the finest taste
>now hrt, that's a good life decision *sips*
But how much black powder?
>mfw the discord trannies got to my only internet friend
trannies will fucking hang
>discord trannies got to my childhood best friend
>had a best friend online for over fifteen years
>some tumblr fucker tells him to not be friends with me anymore because I'm "toxic"
>out of nowhere he tells me I'm a hateful cruel person that he wants nothing to do with in spite of years of sharing everything with him, welcoming him into my home, treating him as well as I would treat myself
>friendship disintegrates in just a day's time
>find out he identifies as a girl now
I will never ever forgive the agenda pushing social media tranny bullshit for taking my best friend away from me.
>good speedrunner
>fakes his runs
nope
hello re d ot
looks like fag
>It's like someone else took over his body I seriously don't get it.
Let's not pretend like you didn't watch "that" video
NUMBERS
He looks like Luka Modric
> there is no such thing as sex with no strings attached
I've got some thru tinder. It lasted as long as until the girls found an idiot to have a relationship with, a few even past that. None has ever ended badly. I'm just very upfront and try to be a little dickish so they wont grow attached
Anything named goose is a beacon against degeneracy.
>the discord trannies got to my only internet friend
Same. Not just discord trannies though, but discord weeaboo trannies.
whoa, maybe our friends are in the same group?
Playing along with their fantasy has been proven to be more effective at reducing gender dysphoria than just therapy. The problem is that there is insufficient support after transition (and to be fair, transition is far too often rushed). Transition is extremely fucking stressful to both the mind and the body and leaving the patients to their own devices after that, coupled with the rather hostile attitudes they face, leads to elevated suicide risk. That is not to say the suicide risk wasn't extremely high already before.
weeaboo trannies are pretty common but still not as common as cartoon fan trannies
It wouldn't surprise me one bit. For some reason, he still sends me recordings of vrchat just with homos masturbating over avatars ingame.
Like how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that level of degeneracy?
>a person typed this and can't see why their friend might not want to hang out with them
zoinks!
This opinion is not rooted in science. I don’t know how anyone who looks at the academic literature on this issue can possibly conclude that doing nothing or just working on anything but the gender problem itself would result in more positive outcomes than transitioning.
It’s an opinion rooted in feeling (why would someone mutiliate themselves?? is asked, out of ignorance), without once looking at the actual research.
If you’d argue that the science is politicized, ignoring how these are peer-reviewed repeatable studies, then how can you figure out anything? You’d only be solely relying on your gut feelings about things, and feelings can be ill-informed.
is mutual dilation fun?
Gender dysphoria is pseudo science along with gender theory
I'd really prefer you to be quiet.
It's mental illness. And I'm not even spouting the usual "TRANNIES ARE MENTALLY ILL" meme, dude seems to be legit fucked in the head.
>it's in a comic so it definitely happened
Imagine what john numbers must have felt when he heard news of the random competitor he felled.
I envy him, the feeling of crushing someone so badly that they go crazy must be the closest thing a human can come to a god.
trannies need anti psychotics
John Numbers should be held accountable. He needs to pay Narcissa alimony till the end of their life.
You don’t think there are enough people observed to have dangerously negative feelings about their body and image pertaining to gendered expression (e.g a man hating his penis, or a woman wanting her breasts removed) for it to be classified as a disorder?
It doesn’t depend on a gender theory, really. You don’t need agreed upon definitions of what men and women are and if there’s anything in between, that’s all a construct. You could call gender dysphoria “sex-parts-haters”, the label’s a cultural construct, but how isn’t there overwhelming evidence that the condition the label describes is a real thing?
>Playing along with their fantasy has been proven to be more effective at reducing gender dysphoria than just therapy.
You got any sources to back that up? Asking genuinely.
We can't really treat mental illness. Doctors will mostly just give you chemical castration (SSRI) pills and pretend they're helping.
whatweknow.inequality.cornell.edu
>We conducted a systematic literature review of all peer-reviewed articles published in English between 1991 and June 2017 that assess the effect of gender transition on transgender well-being. We identified 56 studies that consist of primary research on this topic, of which 52 (93%) found that gender transition improves the overall well-being of transgender people, while 4 (7%) report mixed or null findings.
You got off scot-free then, its the new guy and her that will suffer.
Drug abuse, severe malnutrition and HRT without any supervision at a time of massive emotional stress.
Theres already a condition related to hating/wanting to remove a part of your body
Discord trannies got to my younger brother. Now he's unironically an mtf anarcho-communist or some absolutely retarded shit.
We know these threads are made and replied by Cosmo himself
sage and report
Wow look at that link. Looks very non biased nor agenda driven
Neck yourself tranny. You're fucked in the head.
Tell that to my bipolar friend who’s been stable for years and in a great career and relationship, who before being medicated was literally institutionalized.
Medication isn’t perfect but for many it makes the difference between being totally shutoff from society, and living a full and mostly happy life like anyone else.
It's your fault for holding back during his beatings
So? Is every paper since 1991 published in the English language agenda driven? If literally all research in the field is agenda-driven, which means you reject peer-reviewed research in its foundation, then how can you find out the truth about this subject besides just relying on your feelings?
Cornell University?
I found the problem. They'd all stolen getting the surgery if we didnt yall it a sex change. And we called it something like Frankenweanie addition or nasty gaping wound surgery. Cause how would one of those help anyone
If you’re a researcher in this field and all evidence points to a certain course of treatment being effective but you have a huge swath of society being ignorant dipshits about it, then why wouldn’t you put up a website presenting the entire modern history of research in the field? No shit they have an agenda.
It can't be helped, chop off your dick, my dude.
I blame anime
>the "what we know project" of the centre for the study of inequality
Lmao reads like a propaganda piece.
The field of psychology and sociology is a joke.
public execution, to keep the tards in their cages where they belong.
unironically based.
pic related, trannoid enabler
What’s your degree in
I blame steven universe
All evidence on this field is based on the experiments of a psychopatic cunt that forcibly mutilated two children that ended up killing themselves.
The entire field must be purged.
How do you determine what’s true if you can’t rely on the scientific method? Is it just based on your personal feelings on the issue?
havin' a huge peanus
You can't rely on the scientific method on social sciences to begin with because they're not sciences.
he should have duct tape over his mouth.
Not relevant. Do I really need to post my degree to point of the psychology is a pseudo-science and shouldn't be used to justify homorne treatment and genital mutilation?
If you assume that “the scientific method” just happened, and that the social sciences are examplars of that, and that therefore every or even most papers they produce are reliable, you’re incredibly ignorant and naive of just how broken the humanities and social sciences are.
Look up the twitter account @RealPeerReview, they’re actual PUBLISHED papers from the social sciences. And they’re totally fucking mental.
Point out that*
This needs to be a manga now.
Yes. Because your claim is pretty much something only a STEM freshman would say.
It’s not like writing a literature critique. There are samples, repeatable experiments with prediactable results. Call it whatever you want, the scientific method is being used. If it was something that couldn’t use the scientific method, then every time you’d run an experiment you’d get totally unpredictable results, which obviously isn’t the case.
"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is DONE "
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why do people do this to themselves?
>open relationship
It was only relevant because I was curious if you’ve worked with statistics before and understand the methodology used in these papers and are capable of mounting an intelligent critique against it instead of sputtering out nonsense.
Cool anecdotes you have there brah
You think that a "stem" graduate would suddenly see the scientific integrity in psychology when awarded their degree?
I don’t even know how to respond to that. You’re saying there’s no bullshit, I point you at an account that documents all the bullshit, and you’re saying that bullshit doesn’t count for some reason. Okay mate. You’re not an ideologue at all.
I only did one unit is statistics and I was shit.
the fuck is happening?
the ultimate and final cuck, having kids
The research is not the problem but the conclusions, it's all false equivalency and post hoc fallacies.
Also a drug addict would be happier if you let him take drugs and schizos will be happier if you let them obey the voices, doesn't mean you should.
Didn't cosmo paint his nail and shit like that long before he got broken up with?
Seems like this gender thing went back longer than most here imply.
However I'm not an avid follower so I don't know the timeframes.
R&D neuroscience until all forms of depression and other abnormalities can be cured at their source, not treated superficially for the symptoms.
The faggot is also an attention whore and needed something to post on Facebook for (you)s
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>There are samples, repeatable experiments with prediactable results.
No there are not, psychology relies on inference to draw almost any conclusions, and those conclusions cannot be verified afterwards, because there are no objective metrics anywhere. Hence why there are no "theorems" of psychology, and plenty of predictions have been later debunked by neuroscience.
And whenever they try to make an actual, physical claim, it usually gets debunked.
The experiments are highly subjective, the results are highly affected by the mere fact of conducting a study, and all conclusions can only be drawn through inference, that won't be able to be verified with actual, empirical experiments (because there aren't).
Not to mention that it any claim to objectivity gets destroyed when you look at their history of changing perceptions due to the social climate.