>not him but
>actually am him
Not him but
Noah Martin
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Oliver Ward
>always use food analogies when arguing
Chase Scott
>samefag calling myself a retard and prove myself wrong while insulting me
Grayson Gonzalez
>two anons arguing
>purposely make a retarded point making the other user look stupid
Ian Robinson
>purposely say retarded statement
>get all the (You)s
Charles Cooper
> use reddit on a daily basis and am an active user
> I actually was originally a redditor, who only found out /pol/ from /r/the_donald users crossposting. I eventually made my way to Yea Forums
> tell people with opinions i don't like to "go back to rebbit"
kek
Levi Cox
>get into an argument
>don't know what to say
>other user has my back
Colton Roberts
>all me
literally all me
Eli Bennett
>go into that of game I've never played
>just shit on it with other anons agreeing with me
Brayden Phillips
based
literally did nothing wrong
this is just sad.
super fucking based
literally 99% of this board
i fucking hate this
yay
Robert Phillips
>get into argument
>can't think of anything to say
>leave thread out of embarrassment
Leo Cooper
>post a political twitter screencap in a thread
>leave
Jackson Morales
>start to lose argument
>pretend to be the other user and attack myself with something extremely retarded and easy to refute
Daniel Price
seething
Tyler Hill
>Switch thread
>"here's why the Switch is shit"
>Switch hate/Sony thread
>"Here's why the Switch is better than Soistation"
Noah Perry
You're welcome, faggot.
Jack Hughes
>get into argument
>both sides hold their own for 3 or 4 posts each
>suddenly one side completely btfos the other
>thread gets deleted a minute later
Jeremiah Phillips
>derail thread by shit posting
Tyler Garcia
>see user get btfo
>jump in and start giving counter arguments
I got your back.
Daniel Hughes
>"next you'll say you were just pretending to be retarded"
>actually was just pretending to be retarded
Ian Price
>someone replies to my post with a personal insult
>reply "lol seething"
>I am actually pretty upset and think about it for hours
Jonathan Evans
Why do this?
Caleb James
>catch thread with 2 Replies and only 1 Poster
>Embarrass samefag
Samuel Williams
>say other is seething
>am actually seething
Carter Baker
>get into an argument while phoneposting
>autocorrects some word wrong
>leave thread out of embarrassment
Connor Sanders
> fall for obvious bait like the idiot i am
> get called out for it
> reply "wow ahaha i get it you were just PRETENDING to be retarded...fuck off"
Ethan Ross
lol cope
Dominic Martinez
>enter a thread about a video game i haven't play
>i dont play video game
SOMEBODY
Kayden Phillips
>range banned from posting images on Yea Forums
[forlorn wojack]
Brody Taylor
>see a thread
>hmm this is a very interesting thread, I should contribute
>keep scrolling and enter a shitty meme thread instead
This confession has meant nothing.
Aiden Jenkins
this
Blake Reyes
4 dimensional chess
Julian Walker
>be from /pol/
>come to Yea Forums
>find a post that is vaguely right wing
>respond to it "go back to /pol/ looser"
>collect free (You)s from fellow /pol/tards
Joshua Sanchez
>losing argument
>call user a discord tranny
>instantly win
Sebastian King
>start losing argument
>"cope"
Dominic Evans
Got'chu senpai
Hudson Ross
>Ho...honk
>Finally get a good comeback but thread is closed
James Russell
Noah Butler
>peaceful thread with actual game discussion
>derail it with barneyfag
Evan Ward
>get into argument
>start losing horribly
>start acting full-on retard and making the dumbest points
>trick people into think I was shitposting and trolling the whole time
Benjamin Parker
Based, makes them seeth everytime
Jack Flores
>see political thread
>call everyone with left wing opinions a discord tranny
>call everyone with right wing opinions a falseflagging discord tranny
Jason Young
>left Yea Forums never to return
>came back
Leo Wright
>make myself look absolutely retarded for some (you)'s even though they don't mean or do anything
Jack Hernandez
>make a funny and witty post completely destroying someone in the process
>go to sleep
>wake up thinking it's Christmas and I'm about to get tons of (You)s
>only reply is from some schizoid retard who talks about a subject nobody in the thread was talking about, in ramble fomat, with an unrelated image of a fat guy sweating
You'd be surprised how often this shit happens.
Gabriel Rodriguez
based
Ryan Sanders
>someone posts a thread with a sexy image and a flimsy discussion starter that they don't actually care about
>respond seriously instead of dumping ecchi
Matthew Torres
>enter thread
>see two anons arguing
>randomly pick a side and start purposely making retarded points to make that user look stupid by association
Ayden Parker
>start losing argument
>go back and report all his posts that even slightly break the rules
Dylan Peterson
>start argument in the thread
>give no evidence against other anons and just reply to every post with SEETHING
Zachary Gray
based and redpilled
Hunter Walker
>enter a thread for a game I have never played, nor even heard of
>join the conversation as if I'm an old hand at the game
>pick up on key phrases and words and start posting
>create chaos and masturbate
I HAVE TWO SIDES
NICEST GUY YOULL EVER MEET AND TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
Logan Hall
>make retarded point just to piss some user off
>other user tries to defend my retarded point
Jose Garcia
>make thread dabbing on jannies
>actually am really trying to force more moderation
Gavin Gomez
fuck schizoposters, god I hate those niggers
extremely based
Leo Brooks
>agree with self but make it look like someone else
Connor Miller
why not
Nathan Morgan
>51 posts 36 IPs
wew r/iamverybadass
Thomas Hernandez
>constantly start console wars taking sides at random
>don't even own a console
Nolan Jenkins
>be french neet with free rent/electricity/560€ per month thanks to the nanny state
>defend right wing politics on 4chins and convince mutts to say no to free stuff
Levi Brown
>"this but unironically"
>ironically
Hudson Brooks
>start argument
>proceed to sneed post incessantly
Jaxson Barnes
B A S E D
Alexander Wright
based as fuck
Christian Rivera
>make simple typo or reads user's post wrong and say wrong thing because of it
>leaves thread out of embarrassment
>check thread later when it gets archived to see what other user replied with
Adrian Williams
fuck off reddit nigger
Leo Campbell
>make some shitty arguments and samefag replies that support my argument
>guy calls me out for samefagging
>use 4chanx's (You) modifier to make it seem legit
>he doesn't know about it and people in the thread call him a faggot
>those people were all me
Kayden Smith
>Stumble across discord tranny thread
>Pretend to be a tranny and post a link to a discord server I don't like
>Retards take the bait and raid the server for me
Joshua Bell
basically me with every game made past 2014
i still dont know what the fuck a korok seed is but that wont stop me from shitting on botw at every opportunity
Brody Mitchell
>dont like furfags
>notice sentiment toward them on Yea Forums is improving as they become less obnoxious
>falseflag constantly and ruin threads posing as one
>board wide hate increases again after a while
>they become more obnoxious in response
Lucas Sanders
>make a funny and witty post completely destroying someone in the process
>refresh page
>(You)
>check in excitement
>it's some attention whore faggot (You)ing everyone in the thread
Brandon Scott
No seriously, go back electionigger
Matthew Thompson
>mass reply every thread
Camden Adams
>range banned from posting words of encouragement
Sucks to be you, niggerfaggot!
Benjamin Brooks
>I've never played a video game in my entire life
Easton Price
>Make an abhorent shitpost
>Report myself
James Morales
>make bait thread
>shit post and derail own bait thread
>reply to self calling out for same fagging
>continue until thread is deleted
Dylan Lewis
>wait exactly one minute after some fag posts then post pretending to be him samefagging
Hunter Johnson
>multiple people disagree with me
>call them samefags
>wait until someone posts a screenshot of their (You)
>"wow nice job figuring out how to inspect element retard"
John Morales
>see (You)
>it's something I wrote an hour ago correcting myself that I forgot about
Christian Cook
All me
Grayson Brooks
peak based
Grayson Fisher
this
Sebastian Harris
>get called out for phoneposting
Adrian Foster
>open random thread
>"sure smells like incel in here"
>leave thread
Adam Jones
>accidentally call the board a "sub" because I'm a based redditor
>feel intense shame but don't know how to delete the post because I'm a newfag
Based
Grayson Smith
>as they become less obnoxious
Had me until then
Adam Taylor
thats fucking based as fuck user
Robert Price
Everyone itt except me is pathetic and should off themselves immediately.
Thomas Davis
>get involved in argument
>start getting btfo
>once last gambit
>too scared to check the replies
Justin Jackson
actually based
Gabriel Reyes
>realise "person" I'm arguing with is an amerimutt
>start calling him an amerinsectoid
>win
Josiah Ward
Schizoposters curse people they reply to. No matter how good the original post, nobody give them (You)s after it's been tainted by a schizofag.
Easton Brooks
>internationally start arguments and samefag arguments in hope that people will talk about the thing I wanna talk about.
Wyatt Rogers
based
Asher Bailey
>thinks of the perfect comeback/counter point hours after the thread is down
Josiah Stewart
>make remarkably racist /pol/ tier posts about white supremacy, jew conspiracy infographs, etc
>not even racist in real life
Ayden Reed
>reply calls me a faggot
>get a boner
Jonathan Barnes
>use actual dark magic to curse people I disagree with
Camden Barnes
this...
Adam Sanchez
>call out super obvious trannies
>leave thread
Owen Murphy
>i also lie alot
>i'm lying to you right now
Angel Ross
>ironically post a stupid argument
>get unironically offended when someone calls me retarded and start defending the original argument
Ryder Ortiz
>make a funny post that gets lots of (you)s
>screencap it and save
>look at it every now and again and smile
Hunter Price
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
derp.ibooru.org
(remove the first period)
Jose Lopez
these are me btw
Joseph Morgan
...
Jayden Rivera
You're a faggot and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass
Justin Russell
>nothing is real
Mason Ramirez
>make a very successfull thread where you got lots of (Yous) for funny joke posts
>find the archived thread in google every now and then to get a dopamine boost
Cameron Anderson
>call out posts for being /pol/ and say they're killing the board
>actually super active on /leftypol/
Christian Cook
>spend hours making new wojak iterations
>none of them ever take off
Ryan Morgan
>quote random people while replying with "FUCK OFF /pol/!!"
Nathaniel Cox
...
Nathaniel Price
obsessed, seething, and absolutely insane! How many years now?
Ian Hall
Based, I do the same thing
Connor Bennett
>someone finally made a thread about something I wanted to talk about
>joins thread late
>thread just turned into unrelated arguing
>never got to talk about the thing I wanted to talk about
Nathan Baker
MADMAN
Alexander Collins
DMCucks are guaranteed to give you 10+ (You)s with this.
>TFW never played a DMC in my life but shitpost it constantly
Josiah Perez
>don't have an argument
>just strawman my opponent and close the thread
Gabriel Flores
unironically based
Christian Kelly
legitimately hilarious every time
Tyler Gutierrez
Fuck off tranny
Gabriel Richardson
>make a post
>people reply to me
>I've actually been dead for over 5 years
James Howard
>tell someone they are wrong
>leave the thread and never tell them why
Dylan Perez
>be a huge racist and sexist
>reply to all racist and sexist posts by telling them to go back to /pol/
Blake Taylor
>get in argument on Yea Forums
>call the other guy a crossboarding newfag and tell him to go back to Yea Forumseddit
>I've only used Yea Forums for like 6 months and I spend most of my time on Yea Forums
Kevin Ortiz
Nothing at all, it's just illusion nothing more
Aiden White
Imagine how many post you see are actually made by these schizophrenic fucks replying to themselves. This site is a fucking lie.
Nolan James
As long as I'm at least throwing shit with one other guy that's good enough for me.
Jace Murphy
>come into censorship thread
>reply to anons against it incels
>reply to the posts replying to that reply /pol/ or /r9k/
>leave thread
Carson Hill
>Someone btfos my argument
>Respond with "Cope"
Cooper Jones
>get bored
>go to /pol/
>copy the OP of the trump general
>post it on a different board
legitimately makes me laugh every time i do it. it never gets unfunny. in fact i think i'm going to do it again right now.
Ian Bailey
cute
Angel Taylor
>open thread
>close thread
Jackson Jackson
>see a new thread with 0 replies yet
>make a completely inane first reply that makes absolutely no sense and is unnervingly unhinged like a schizophrenic made it
Liam Ramirez
>get in an internet fight with another user in a thread ripe with shitposting
>have the sickest comeback that will completely destroy him and make him look like a retard no matter how he replies.
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
Erry time.
Oliver Roberts
>fierce discussion and about to dab that fucking faggot with some indusputable fact and btfo him once and for all
>janny deleted the thread
fucking i swear to god
Juan Baker
this is good though, leave your racist and sexist shit in /pol/
Owen Diaz
honestly this. those (You) are addicting
Blake Watson
dumb frogposters
James Fisher
everything else in this thread is at least funny to some degree, but for some reason this actually pisses me off
Lucas Brooks
Post the link to the thread
Carson Morales
>Get BTFO
>Reply with "Worked and seething ya simp"
Jaxon Nguyen
>people just ask you to talk about the game
>they don't realize we've talked it to death within the first three threads we ever had about it and all there is to do is shitpost in threads to people who are late to the party for the next several months/years
Gabriel Kelly
>"lmao"
>isn't lmaoing irl
Tyler Gutierrez
>copy paste iphone filenames to all my reaction pics just to get free (You)s
Ethan Reed
Based, thank you for your service
Aaron Hall
it's hillarious every time
Logan Gutierrez
>say someone is wrong
>just keep saying go back to redddit
Isaiah Cook
this desu
Liam Thompson
Austin Ortiz
possibly the best and most honest thread on Yea Forums right now
Connor Young
go back
Christian Gray
Baited for this exact response