Get out of tower

>Get out of tower
>Go to visit my wife
>My son is black
Um?

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For the Many or For the MONEY

This isn't ever getting a PC port is it?

LOL just like real life

>mfw Corrupt/Good hero
Fuck them for getting rid of purity/corruption in 3

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Kek

Probably not. Which really sucks since I had a taste of 2 and 3 at a friends house and they seemed like great additions to the series.

>Fable 3
>adopt a daughter
>you HAVE to chose a nanny for her
>it can only be gay nigger
>if you dismiss gay nigger, you also lose your daughter
What did they mean by this?

>Get my hands on The Enforcer
>Doesn't seem so great
>But then I fired it

It's still one of my favorite sounds for vidya guns.

>Pure Evil character
Doing dark things for the benefit of the people as a whole was some of the most fun I’ve had in the series.

3 sucks
2 is very solid though

Xenia 360 emulator has been making some big leaps lately, if they continue going at this rate and finish the Halo trilogy circlejerking it will spill over onto other games. At the moment Fable 2 is completely unplayable on it.

>save the world
>visit wife and child
>child just STANDS there like a lemon,unresponsive
>wife hates me and takes the child even after I plowed her brains out and gave her chocolate and SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD
Where did I go so wrong?

I wish the whole game was playing as an king. Once a year I'll replay the game just to do that part. So much fun going back on all your promises. Using up money from the treasury to buy real estate and taxing the shit out of your tenants. The first 3 quarters of the game sucks ass playing as a socialist revolutionary, playing as based jewish capitalist monarch is goat

>He didnt put his family in the house in the demondoor

Should have stuck with roaming the land with your dog, treasure hunting and killing shit.

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I remember preordering 2 and getting a Master Chief armor set and gun in the game. I also remember actually working hard as a blacksmith then buying up the whole town and taxing the shit out of everyone.

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>fable 2
>you can do ANYTHING
>not ONCE can I suck on Theresa's tits
Why.

>Choose all the good options
>buy every house and make the rent max
>eat whatever healing items throughout the game
>become a fat, greedy motherfucker
>Walk around in golden robes
>Laugh at a homeless man in the middle of the street
>Everyone still loves me because i'm good

>mfw using the time spell

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>make evey evil choice in the game
>corrupt as shit
>take the million gold
>revive dog on knothole
>everyone loves me and thinks I'm funny because I can dance whilst shitting myself

Call me when doax2 is good to go

The Fable npcs are the most npc npcs of all time

>wanted to play this despite the bad reviews
>xbox got three red lights before I could buy it
>years later, get another 360 from a friend
>no place selling it, can't find it before I give it back
>place where I work has a 360, and for some reason Fable II is one of the available games
>never any time to play it

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There are multiple loading screen quotes describing this very fact.

>tfw finally getting the red dragon

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>tfw a fully augmented clockwork pistol from Knothole island outperformed it.

Yeah but that shit's EXPENSIVE. Thank God for the Xbox clock.