V, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING, SO LISTEN UP CUZ I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE. I'M SICK OF YOU VIRGINS MAKIN' THREADS ABOUT HOW COMFY AND PORTABLE YOUR SWITCH IS WHEN IT AIN'T EVEN GOT NO GAMES! >WHAT I SAID THE SWITCH AIN'T GOT NO GAMES >WHAT BUT THE PS4 DOES >WHAT IT'S GOT HORIZON >WHAT IT'S GOT PERSONA 5 >WHAT IT'S GOT UNCHARTED 4 >WHAT IT'S GOT SPIDERMAN >WHAT IT'S GOT GOD OF WAR >WHAT AND ALL THE SWITCH HAS IS LAST GEN PORTS AND BING BING WAHOO BULLSHIT!
HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY MULTIPLATS ON YOUR MAN-CHILD PORT MACHINE. THE NINTENDO SWITCH IS FOR VIRGIN MAN-BABIES, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
>Being so poor that you don't have both + a N3DS and Vita lmao
Julian Allen
I love you Steve but c'mon we're better than this! It's not right to beat a man while he's down! Pass me a 24 pack of budlight and lets crack our skulls tho
Leo Ward
DRINK BEER
REVERSE COMPATIBILITY
BEAT MICROSOFT
OHHHH HELL YEAH
Kayden Turner
>not just having a ps4 and a 3ds
Do you like to collect paper weights or is your ass too loose for regular-shaped dildos
Adam Thomas
steve is right but rock (switch) is still going to have to shit on him for the kids sakes
Blake Hall
>The Switch, PS4, Xbox One, PC? Heh, all of them are overpriced children's toys. Frankly, I think Yea Forums and its offshoots are the cancer of this site and anyone that has ever posted in a video games related board ought to be rangebanned >... >Heh, got you! That's a professional wrestling tactics called "working" using misleading or provocative language to get an emotional reaction from the audience, similar to the media
i think 150 is pretty reasonable. wasn't the xbox 360 arcade like 150 at one point? honestly, based on the hardware and game selection, it's almost criminal that they're charging as much as a ps4
Charles Barnes
Arent those movies instead of games? I mean you play em once, and then what?
Um well, actually, mother 3 is the greatest RPG of all time. You've probably never heard of it, on account of Yea Forums being a board filled with normies with girlfriends. I love playing mother 3 with my Ibushi-san.
Go um goodnight sweeties *mwah* and goodbye *finger guns*
>Sony E3 2017 >9 Games, 7 First Party, 2 DLC >Microsoft E3 2017 >23 games, 8 First Party, 1 DLC
>Sony E3 2018 >9 Games, 4 First Party >Microsoft E3 2018 >27 Games, 8 First Party, 2 DLC
>Sony E3 2019 >0 Games >Microsoft E3 2019 >30+ Games
Jose Walker
Sony fags can't memes
Austin Reed
COURIER
WHATS THE DEAL WITH YOUR HISTORY, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. WHAT IS WITH THAT INCIDENT IN THAT OLD TOWN WITH THOSE NUKES THERE? YOU WERE DELIVERING A PACKAGE WITH A DETONATOR TO BLOW UP THE TOWN HUH?
BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT STORY COURIER, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GHOUL-LIFE.COM. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF GHOULS, HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD, JUST WAITING TO HAVE THEIR FLESH ROT ON YOUR BARE NAKED SKIN.
well aware this is a shitpost thread, but should I get Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate?
Angel Garcia
You should get better taste in games instead
Angel Garcia
There's few things that are truly comfy. There's me, the American Comfyass. There's the Smash Bros, mmmm, you'll wanna play that. There's Super Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, Bayonetta 2.
And then there's the new Animal Crossing game. To the gamer, that's soulful to the bone.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SOI AND HOW YOU CHUG IT IT'S ALL ABOUT MY REAR AND IF SHE CAN PLUG IT ALWAYS KEEP THE BULL A LITTLE BIT THUGISH HE'S SAYIN' TWO WORDS AND I KNOW SHE WILL SUCK IT
Look If he had One gun And one opportunity To seize me on a hot summer night One clip in Would you run for it Or would you just let him in?
He's armed and deadly Pants down, hard and ready There's precum on his penis already Quads spaghetti I'm nervous But on the surface I look calm and ready To suck cock But I keep on forgetting how to go down The whole crowd's oh so loud I open my mouth but the words are drowned out I'm choking now, on his girth I'm blowing now I can't fight out If I do, it's over, BLAOW!
Flashback to reality Oh, it's post-traumatic Yo, it's so sporadic I hope, these meds can handle I soak, the bed I can not Cope, these threads from anons Stoke, the repressed bad thoughts They joke that I am broke I get so mad but I know that When I get back on my string cheese legs That's when it's, back to the shrink again yo This whole PTSD I'm hoping this therapy will eventually take care of me
(YOU BETTER) LOSE YOURSELF IN MY ANUS THE PAIN IS OUTRAGEOUS HE WON'T EVER LET ME GO
HE ONLY HAS ONE COCK BUT IT FEELS LIKE A LOG IS PROBED THIS PERFORATION FEELS BAD BUT YET MY DICK IT GROWS
>Wrestling fag is a Sony fan Oh wow, and overweight trailer park dweller from the depths of Georgia who would have guessed It's almost as if it's poetry
Adrian Carter
Tell that to Jinder Mahal.
Zachary Sanders
Based
Aiden Gonzalez
Jinder was pretty based but he couldn't cut consistently good promos. His first one as WWE champion was dope though
Jace Flores
None of you Yea Forumsfags actually like the Boomertaker phase, right?
Nolan Torres
mmmm, that's not very badass of you, user. 50 purestrikes and 20 bottles of Jack, boy
It dies when the pathetic fake tough guy, blonde bimbos with STD and a bunch disgusting subhuman garbages started to invade the ring and the audience seats. I wish i live in the pre 80's era where wrestling is still classy and have an unbridled atmosphere of a hardworking tough guy, something that could be proud of instead of a stupid entertainment for people with iq below 70
Dominic Robinson
based dusty coming back from the gwave to shit on video games
David Allen
But Forza horizon is an Xbox exclusive
Jason Sullivan
Now Steve, The Rock has been listening to your crap for much too long. The People's Champ has had it up to here with your jabroni ass. Talkin' about the PS4. I did it... for the games. I did it... for the players. YOU DIDN'T DO IT FOR ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, YOU BALD, KNEE BRACE WEARING, BEER DRINKIN', WIFE BEATING, REDNECK SON OF A BITCH! The Rock says, you can take your little PS4, you can dust off it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS.
You know they say that all consoles are created equal, but you look at the Sony PS4 and you look at the Nintendo Switch and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another console, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But the PS4 is based and its users are redpilled! So the Switch got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat PS4. Then you add the Xbox One to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at E3, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but PS4, PS4 got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Xbox KNOWS they can't beat Sony and they're not even gonna try! So Nintendo, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus PS4's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at E3. But then you take PS4's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, PS4 got 141 2/3 chance of winning at E3. See Nintendo, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at E3.
LET'S TALK ABOUT CASUALS FOR A SECOND. THE REASON I MAKE GAMES THE WAY I DO IS BECAUSE I CAN DO IT YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT. I HAVE NEVER, NEVER IN MY EXISTENCE LEFT THE CONSOLE MARKET. I AM HERE EACH AND EVERY YEAR, BUT YOU CALL ME THE CASUAL?
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CASUALS. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A COMPANY THAT TELLS THEIR CORE MARKET, THE MARKET HE LOVES, THAT HE WILL RELEASE A CONSOLE THAT CAN RUN 4K AT 60FPS. THEY PROMISE THEM THAT IT WILL COME OUT AND RUN FAST AND SMOOTH. BUT YOU DIDN'T SONY, DID YOU? AND YOU CALL ME THE CASUAL?
YOU SEE AUSTIN, BASEDNYBROS... LIKE YOU... DON’T GET TO TALK ABOUT HAVING GAMES. ALL YOU HAVE ON YOUR... GLORIFIED BLU-RAY PLAYER, ARE MOVIES! AND IF I WANTED TO WATCH A BAD MOVIE... I WOULD WATCH ‘THE CONDEMNED’ INSTEAD.
THE ROCK SAYS THIS IF YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE NINTENDKIDDY MACHINE PORTS COUNT AS GAME WELL THEN YOU CAN STICK THAT SHITTY RECTANGLE AND STICK IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
