What type of pizza are y'all gonna order when DMC5 comes out: New York style or Chicago deep dish?
What type of pizza are y'all gonna order when DMC5 comes out: New York style or Chicago deep dish?
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>Eating Chicago deep dish
shit tier tastes
I am in Japan. What's the best pizza place in Japan?
I would order cheese one
Same as the rest of the world, Domino's
>Chicago deep dish
Apparently Devil Craft has high quality pizza
My gf and I are going to make a pizza together
Probably Papa Johns or Pizza Hut cheese pizza
New York my guy
That's not even a pizza.
>deep shit
Ew
Just get a thin crust veggie with alfredo like a human being instead of being a inbred nigger slob
What do you think she's thinking, lads?
Deep dish is fucking trash dude
>hur dur what this pizza really needs is more dough
Said no one fuck fat fucks amerifat yankee fucktards from chicago
No pizza company near me delivers at midnight so I've got the choice between Hawaiian or Pepperoni store bought, frozen pizza.
No fucking chains even sell deep dish i can't fucking find it anywhere all this godforsaken state has is thin crust shitty flatbread pizza for flatbrained people
>Chicago deep dish
More like shitcago fag dicklet
Where can I get a decent Chicago style deep dish in the California?
that's not pizza, wtf is that OP
>giordano's
that you, rick?
just make your own my dude
Depends where. If by any chance you're near Burbank, Taste Chicago is about as good as you'll get on the West Coast.
There is literally nothing wrong with deep dish pizza
Classic pepperoni from this local joint called Luciano's.
Fucking unbeatable
Here's your one (you)
That's a casserole,not a pizza.
Where in Japan? All the local American-owned places in Tokyo were kinda shit desu.
deep dish just looks like lasagna
>Pizza
I'll take water, please? Thank you.
>that feel when you eat pastry
dough and sauce are the only good parts of a pizza
>there's only the two most extremes between paper thin pizza and circular casserole.
What about just some normal pizzer?
Absolutely based and Galbani pilled.
pepperoni and mushroom, same as always
I was thinking about it but then I'd have to deal with the rest of the cheese/toppings.
is this the new thread? I can post that /fit/ routine if you guys from the other thread still want
>mushrooms on pizza
Umm but no
The only acceptable toppings are pepperoni and onions
SOmething from Red Swan pizza. Only THE BEST pizza place in all of Canada.
>FEELING ACCEPTING YET?
yes please
>all these Jew Yorkers in the thread
Fuck off you cunts no one likes you and I can't wait for the Tsunami to wipe you out.
t. Florida Man
Because you arent white so you probably get sick when you eat a bunch of cheese
>onions
Are you retarded?
>all the people posting pics of themselves last thread
Gonna have myself a stuffed crust chicken, pineapple, and jalapeno pizza.
Yo Nero, post your routines like you said you would. I know you're here.
>not just making your own pizza at home
/r/ing the webm of that pizza that's made up of mountain dew, doritos, hotdogs and noodles sprinkled with cheese
There are probably a lot of 4channel users that look like a pizza
My man
...
Greek Garlic Bread thick Pizza>Neopolitan pizza >Thin Crust> Sqaure >Deep Dish
If you're in Tokyo there's Rosso Pomodoro in Shibuya, go there.
lets hope we don't have a hurricane that almost covers the entire state again fellow floridian
Fuck you, guys. Now I want to go to the gym.
Gonna get some little Cesar deep deep dish. It's trash and exactly the thing Dante would love
I have a date friday anons, will play DMC5 all day, and give her the pizza at night.
>thin crust
>square
>above anything
Silly fool, Hurricanes are based, they wipe out spics and niggers
Let's work out together user, it's time to show the chads of this board.
>Stop hitting yourself
Deciding between 3 meat treat or hawaiian
Is the Nero and other cosplayer here? I dropped my line earlier so I can hit you guys up for the DMC concert coming on March 28th since the developers will be there
4 day routine. this seems to be the perfect balance for me between rest and working
>day one
Dumbell bench press or incline dumbbell bench 4-5 sets of 8-10 reps. should be failing your last rep nearly
pec fly: lower weight with about 10-12 reps, 4 sets, focus on really going slow and feeling that chest stretch
tricep cable push downs: 4 sets. do a weight that you can get 8 reps with, then drop the weight lower and imediatly do 8 more reps.
tricep overhead cable extentions: same as the push downs but you do it over your head instead of pusing it down
typing out day 2 now
Deep dish is not even a pizza anymore its a fucking tomato cheese cake.
Just order double pepperoni like normal human you degenerate scum.
>Pic sort of related
Detroit you fucking faggot nerds
ST LOUIS STYLE NIGGA
>thin crust
>provel cheese, the Perfect Cell of pizza cheese
>sausage, mushroom, green pepper and bacon
Reminder that New York pizza is the only true pizza
Shitcago turds, thin shits and neoturditan are pseudo pizzas and belong in the garbage
I lived in Japan near Tokyo for five years. Heads up - almost all pizza in Japan is shit. Gems like Seirinkan are the minority, but Seirinkan is some really great Italian pizza.
Only if you like chicago deep dish. It's pretty good though.
>there are people who unironically eat at big chain pizza places as their first choice instead of your local mom and pop restaurant.
Any pizza from a local place called polito's is kino
Never thought I'd get to ask this question on Yea Forums. Why do so many people sperg out about pineapple on pizza? Especially in America. What is it about that particular topping that makes everyone seethe so hard?
post-2010 dominos is fine
I don't live in a tall ass apartment that can take videos of the flooding and neither does my dad that can't drive anymore, gotta help him out
>ordering some thin-crusted, superheated and half-dried, turbo-greasy, preservative crusted pizza
>not making your own fresh customized pizza
Where's your motivation?
I'll probably order some Domino's and make myself a strawberry sundae
Spic here, hurricanes are 2nd nature to us. The only people I know that shit themselves over hurricanes are white.
There we go, I just beckoned you in like five other threads. Thanks. The board is going to explode on release, isn't it?
Back then it was completely unheard of doing something like that. It became a meme to over react to it though.
>The only people I know that shit themselves over hurricanes are white.
Jews aren't white Pablo
>doing wagie work instead of being served like royalty
Back to you cagie
tfw no pizza delivery gf
>Idaho springs mountain pie masterrace
You fags don't even have crust that rivals the rockies, or honey.
God, I want to fuck Sneaky so bad.
>lose a shitton of weight over the past two years
>family keeps calling me skinny when I used to be the fattest of the lot
>have a ton of free time at the moment due to no work
How do I actually go about improving my body?
I already "work out" 4 days a week but it's pretty minimal. 5km jog on Weds/Sat, 40 push ups, 50 squats and 3x 1 minute planks on Tue/Thurs/Sat.
GOTTA HELP HIM OUT GOTTA HELP HIM OUT
GOTTA HELP HIM OUT GOTTA HELP HIM OUT
MOVE FAST DAD DON'T BE SLOOW
STEP ASIDE RELOAD TIME TO GOOOOooO
>he can't make his own pizza
DMChads are FIT, i didn't expected that
>day 2 biceps and back
rows: 4 heavy sets of as much as you can do 6 reps for. I do my rows on a machine or one of the isolation machines because I got a shitty back for barbell rows
Shrugs on cable machine: 4 sets of 10 reps or so with pretty heavy weight
for my biceps I rotate between curls with an EZ bar and the cable machine. The benefit of the cable machine is you can do fast drop sets. I typical do all my biceps on one lift so I do about 6 or 7 sets
also some assisted pull ups if your gym has it or a lateral pull down
You guys made my day, tonight. Thanks anons. You all remind me why I visit this stinkin' hole, because there are still some people with some guts.
>gf
You forgot "attach shower curtain to skateboard and roll around at 40 mph"
Neither are you, Billy Bob.
You got to hit them weights chief. I posted my pic last thread and followed my boy Athlean X. He can improve your body with such simple methods, but it’s also about contracting the muscles and all about safety and health. I can post my routine if you’d like?
tried it, pepperoni and pineapple, and all I could taste was the pineapple not even the cheese
How do you cosplay V when he's such a lanklet?
Based and redpilled
>all these Jew Yorker tears
Chadcago always wins baby
It tastes like shit and pineapplefags are obnoxious about it
>Yes, you heard me right.
>I like tropical fruits on my pie. Deal with it! ;^)
all exotic toppingfags are like this but pineapple gets it the worst
I don't care how cheap or trashy this stuff is, I love Ellios
That's not a pizza, that's a Yorkshire pudding filled with bolognese.
Chicago deep dish is patrician af, not for every day consumption though. But neither is pizza you fat fucks. Also Detroit boy here New Yorkers kill yourselves.
Never use canned pineapple. Buy and cut your own pineapple on the same day you’re making your pizza and it’s a night-and-day difference.
I live in a college town with a number of decent pizza places, but literally none of them deliver to my part of the city. My part of the city was built as a shopping center for yuppies, and only has shitty chain pizza places. Best I can hope for is Marco's, and I still have to go out and get that because I'm also outside of their delivery area, but it's still only about a fifteen minute trip.
I'm mad.
God I want to eat that pizza
300+ years of European ancestry say hello
Literally a normies memers following the latest trends and people with shit taste who think sweet flavors should only be reserved to desserts.
So nobody you should care about.
This is my new waifu. Say something nice about her.
>day 3 legs and shoulders
squats on smith (yes I know its dyel to do)
5 heavy sets of as much as you can do for 6 or 7 good slow reps to really get that muscle stretch
leg curls: 5 sets of 10-12 reps
arnold press/dumbell shoulder press 5 sets of 8-10 reps, superset with lateral raises of 12 reps on each side
if you still want to do more after this you can do leg extentions but if you're older heavy weight on this might hurt your knees
for my 4th day I typically do either arms again or some abs/chest depending on what is sore at the time
I can post more general tips if you guys want
>tfw all the pizza places near me are shit
I would suck on her pizzer so hard
>One tomato pie please
Chicago """pizza""" is fucking gross
but deep dish has less dough than new york does in terms of pure bread to toppings ratio
>"Time for my yearly meal!"
>tfw the only good pizza place here got closed down because the landlord of the shopping center evicted them
based, my routine is similar
>literal New York pizza
i've had worse, ellios is on the fine line between bad and alright
Keep the good times rolling, user.
Why not just make your own? $5 in ingredients and 20 minutes to prep and bake. Beats $15 + tip for cold and greasy pizza.
I got a genuine Italian restaurant with a stone pizza oven at the bottom of my road that lets you call in for collection so I can get the good shit for cheaper than a Dominoes. Feels GOOD, man.
Whats wrong with them? Haven't tried one before.
I'm making my own. I'm gonna git gud at cooking and then git gud at using Nero's backwards helmsplitter that's been fucking my shit up.
>buffalo chicken pub subs
You mean peas and Mayonnaise sauce.
Should i use Yellow orbs in DMC3?
I finished DMC1 without ever using one, and wanted to do the same in DMC3, but the missions are much longer, and the bosses are hard. Also unlike DMC1, i can replay the mission for better scores without going through the whole game again, and there is no achivement for no yellow orbs runs
So, should i get over my pride and use yellow orbs to learn the bosses?
Chicago style isn't even a fucking pizza, its just a different type of lasagna. Its good. But saying chicago is better than new york, its like saying a chicken sandwich is better than a burger. Its two different fucking things.
gonna be getting one of these bad boys
Amurigan pissza gheheheheh
Don't kid yourself the only good food in Chicago is hotdogs.
>Former chicagoan
New York is literally the shittiest pizza out there.
Its traditional pizza done like ass.
I dont get the big deal with hating chicago style when american pizza in general is already a bastardization of what pizza was supposed to be
that said I went to chicago and it was some good shit, also both chicago and new york style pizzas are better than the shitty italian types I tried in italy
Deep dish takes forever to cook, you won't find fast delivery deep dish anywhere, you have to find local joints to do it and it's completely worth it.
Deep dish is trash
Extra cheese, onions, peppers, and beef from a local place
Going to have to order it really early and heat it up in the oven at midnight though
WA LA
Deep dish because I'm not some nancy faggot who likes paper-thin garbo pizza.
My friend actually did V and I posted it on Twitter and showed Matt, and got really great reception because my friend made the Griffon as well.
I like their regular Extra Most Bestest pizza. It's trash, but it's great.
Also crazy bread and their cheese bread are god tier.
LADY ASS IS CUTE
CUTE!
Love me some Ellios
Good thing nobody lies on the internet.
Chicago thin crust is still infinitely better than that plastic cardboard shit
WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY?
Delete this obscenity
>coffee or tea before workouts
>close your eyes and try to focus on the muscle durring sets
>you don't have to lift heavy to get big. mucles are grown through hypertorphy, I don't even bench more than 170
>try to get your body wieght in protien grams (150 pounds = 150 grams of protien)
>carbs are your fiend and will give you energy for your workouts
>get tons of sleep
>calculate your calories and macros online and do meal prep so you don't eat horrible
>compound lifts like squat, bench, and the press are really great for you
An affront to all things pizza
Stuffed deep dish or thin crust, doughy pizza is fucking awful.
This is a pretty good routine bro. I swim constantly so I add that instead of running now. Keep up the fantastic work. If you’re still down to cosplay as Nero, I got you for a flight to the concert.
Delete this
The light coming out of it reminds me of those glowing eyes memes, but it's an ass.
why do i find this funny
>Don't kid yourself, the only food I eat is for obese basement dwellers
I'm trying to tell how that's even an ass. Been looking at it for a solid minute, and all I'm getting is weird Silent Hill vibes.
same energy
I've never said this to anyone over food and meant it before.
But kill yourself.
absolutely based opinion
Cute boy(?)
It’s what I do and you can make it much healthier and better. Nothing like a grilled chicken pizza home made man.
you're right hot dogs are trash but pretzel dogs on the other hand
"boy, it's going to be really fun eating a single slice of this"
Delete this
I was actually swimming back in january for cardio. but I think the swim season is starting up soon because since feburary I couldn't even get a lane during the free swim time. so I've been stuck jogging.
can't wait to hit 150lbs so I can slow bulk. I fucking miss having food
You've done good. There are people here who really needed that. Have fun at the photoshoot, Nero.
He gets that a lot. The Griffon took him 6 months to make. He’s also making ShadowCat
It's because of the Sony Censorship Light™ that you can't see the asscrack.
Anons?
Suck my fat cock jewyorker
That's a quiche, my man.
>nowhere near beating dmc1
>want to play dmcv still
Alright guys I need a quick rundown any good youtuber
That is cute V!
Its fake dumbass reviews don't come out till tomorrow
Definitely Chicago style since it's deeper than the game will be.
chicago style isn't pizza, it's just a tomato sauce pie
did that guy post the email? its hard to tell when some retards here are just trolling or not
That's a sin
Your friend looks like a giant faggot
I wanna fuck your friend.
This is why I’m at a private gym man. When you know everyone there, you can call for a private swim session since most people hate swimming. The work out for it is phenomenal. And I feel you on the slow bulk bro. It’s a good thing I cook my own stuff so I can always moderate what I eat while making it all good
SEEETHING DEEP DISH FAG
How much you wanna bet she's lactose intolerant and/or gluten free so she just threw it out after posing for this instagram pic as an excuse to pose in pantines and a skimpy top to farm instagram likes.
Try harder, Barry
>Dumbell bench press or incline dumbbell bench
Nigga do both. You gotta hit lower pec and upper pec. And make sure mix barbells in eventually to overload the pecs.
Didn't see one in the thread. Here's hoping he wasn't taking the piss.
You don't need youtubers, all you need is the sheer concentrated power of MOTIVATION.
>tfw no gym
at least I have weights at home
that can work, r-right anons?
You know I actively wonder every day how Auntie Anne's still exists. Like who the fuck walks around thinking "golly gee, I could use a lukewarm pretzel right now" instead of going to the millions of better snack purveyors out there. Is there a part of America where pretzels are considered the ambrosia of the gods or something? Follow-up question, if that place exists, can we horribly murder all the people who live there before it's too late?
>tfw want to git /fit/ but the local gym in my shitty little town is also trash
Fuck I really need to get a job and move, I hate this shithole.
If we're posting food webms...
yeah I'm at college so its a pain in the ass. our normal gym has like 200 people in it at all times so I walk like a mile in the 0 degree weather here to go to the old campus gym that nobody goes too. Its worth it though because nobody goes there so I can get whatever equipment I want
>LE DEEP DISH IS TOMATOE SOUP XD
back to plebbit
I live in Brooklyn, NY so I'll be having some NY style pizza.
Thats why he makes a perfect V :^)
Shouldn't you be out stripping buildings of copper?
Isn't that just mall/airport food? Those are the only places that I've seen them. In that case, they're just an easy snack, like everything else.
I actually posted the discord you asked for in the last thread chief. But I’ll post the email now if you prefer that?
Could be worse user
>nearly been killed on three seperate occasions in the last month because I keep running into the wrong junkies
I live in the literal asshole of Ireland and I'm getting mugged and whatnot in the posh areas. Whatever curse this is, I want out.
Just another instagram whore fishing for dicks
cringe, dmc needs to get shuffled off to vg already
it's florida, for over almost 20 years a store selling organs was able to stay afloat at my local mall
>he didn't get his seasonal pizza pass
did Jack teach this man?
sorry I should have specified. I rotate between the two. so if you have done flat bench the previous time you do incline the next. I don't have a spotter and I get a better stretch/doms with dumbells so I typically stick to them since I get better results. but thats just me
So did Dante and Lady fuck yet?
Mexico gets a pass for all their amazing actual food. I'll be pissed if the country all has a massive simultaneous heart attack though, then no one will be alive to make chicken tinga anymore.
BUILD
THE
FUCKING
WALL
>sweet flavors
>pineapple
post the discord again pls I'll add you
his tummy looks good for a boy
Honestly I'm just sick of this town that I want to move, I don't care where at this point as long as I get out of here fellow paddy.
>453419918
t-totally real g-guys!! h-haha
How'd you style your hair like that?
>all these fags shitting on Chicago style
I swear to god some of you are truly fucking tasteless
No way, hag
>Let's just make a soggy mess with an impenetrable amount of sauce.
Hey, it's just like the OP!
>it's florida
I have a proposition: we let the gators sort out those foul swampmen and their pretzels. Then, we send in the army to sort out the inevitable half-gator-half-man monstrosities that result from my shitty plan.
Any article on that?
>pizza
gross
Nothing at all, it just requires slightly more motor function but the retards on here can't figure out how to eat it so they give it a bad rep
I dont think this deal is worth it. I get cicis for 5 bucks I havent gone in like 2 years the pizza is so trash tier
ogh i fucked it up
What flavor profile does pineapple have then user?
how much you wanna bet this user is a seething virgin
I imagine the kind of human willing to purchase this would find insane value, how can cicis afford to offer this
Why is barry becoming a boogeyman for every fanbase? Jesus christ shut the fuck up you sound retarded.
I have black hair and I got the tips of my hair bleached. after like a week it looks gold with black underneath. its honestly pretty cool. then I just gelled the front up
[email protected] and madmetalx7681. I’m 100% serious
>start waling more because pants are getting tight
>tfw thigh rashes
>OH NONONONONO
Were we too cocky DMCbros?
the instrument
Not our fault chicago doesn't know how to make food
Reminder that every topping is allowed except for olives
Ah, a kindred spirit. I need to get back to lifting and all that since it seems like these shitheads see me as an easy target, I've gotten way more aggressive in the last month because this bollocks keeps happening. Will probably move somewhere with low crime rate once I'm employable, in which I can buy an R32 and drive with no hassle.
>you only have to go 40 times to break even
Lol thats almost once a week for a year.
oof I found the discord name but its not adding for some reason
>tfw you have a 9/10 pizzeria within 15 minutes of you
Underrated feel
how much you wanna bet this user is a queer transfolk
Chicago deep dish isn't even the "Chicago signature pizza" depending on which part of the city you live in, rectangular cut ultra-thin crust is pretty popular on the south and west side. Also all pizza styles are good, only little bitches and boring people desperate to look like they have an opinion complain about pizza.
Sure will, after I strip your mom of her clothes.
Just because I may or may not be an incel, doesn't mean that I'm not correct about my statement.
Go outside, Barry
Their pizza is sub-Gatti's tier, and far below the likes of Little Caesar's. Why wouldn't you just get a hot-n-ready and call it a day?
Quickest way for me to dismiss someone's opinion about literally everything is when they say they prefer thin crust or """new york""" style pizza.
Look at this shit. It's like a fucking tortilla chip and this is like the holy grail of thin crust pizza.
How does this work?
Surely it cant mean all you can eat as many times a day as you want.
What is he even making?
>pay for cheap ass dominoes that gives you the runs or pay out the butt for the local place that while better, isn't worth the cost
20 dollars for a fucking medium pizza is highway robbery.
Mfw Chicago deep dish is a better style of pizza than everywhere else in the country so ass blasted jews claim the jew york style is better
wtf is that?
haha le epic shitbost!!! le "bait" meme!
B-BUT MUH CARDBOARD!
MUH LACK OF FLAVOR
MUH FOLDING!!!
Don't reply retard.
That seems like a ridiculously good deal. I get Pizza out maybe 20 times a year, and it's always more than $15
At this point it's a meme to say deep dish bad XD. I haven't had one in a long while but deep dish is fucking tasty.
retard
That’s weird man. I rarely use discord anyway, but I tend to have it in case shit like this happens. My email is still open so I can hit you up there and then give you my actual email
So ordinary pizza?
Stay seething, kike.
Devilcraft in Tokyo makes Chicago style pizza. Their beer is crap, though. Has a real soapy aftertaste.
Can we fucking build the wall now? I hate how these guys always look so proud of their monstrosities, look at that old man carefully watching. Fucking spics.
>tfw no aloe vera
Slice a' 'Cago 'za, prob'ly
this looks good
youtu.be
I hope you’re too poor to spend a measly $2k on a 11/10 pizza
I just sent you a email with a throwaway
We've been deep in the salt mines for days. I haven't seen you Yea Forumsirgin contrarians so fucking salty about anything before. Cant fucking wait for this game to come out so I can watch it live for years rent free in the mental cul-de-sac of Yea Forums, next door to BotW and The Witcher 3.
THATS NOT EVEN A PIZZA! THATS JUST FUCKINA LASANGA WITH A CRUST.
this is all cope
just do squats, bench press, and deadlift
all these complicated routines remind me of women's makeup routines lmao
>pulls all the cheese and sauce off the pizza and just to show off
I'll keep enjoying the best pizza instead. Btw NY Italians pushed pizza, not Jews, you stupid fucking retard. Pepperoni has pork in it.
wtf bros
you told me it was just a tomato pizza
The only good pizza is traditional pizza.
I thought this guy was the hit or miss girl for way too long.
I'll be having those again.
Uma delicia
I guarantee that review is paid advertising. It probably tastes like shit but they only need a few dummies to buy it to break even on their insanely overpriced food.
That made my mouth hurt just looking at it
Yeah, there's about 3 places that do pizza in the town I live in, one of them is awful and shits always drenched in grease, another is just shitty and I will say I haven't tried the other place, but they only recently started doing pizzas and anything else I've gotten from there is shit, so I'm not gonna bother trying them.
tumblr humor
What's that?
This but unironically. Anyone telling you deep dish "pizza" is a thing is basically just admitting they'd drink tomato sauce from the container if you warmed it up for them.
white people
Just give it 5 years and you fags will be copying it and making it shittier like you always do.
I don't get why people on here hate woodfire pizza. It's pretty damn good.
Deep dish has less dough per slice though. It's mostly cheese and sauce
based
>literal plant on top
Gross.
video games
I don't even play dmc, and these threads give me brief respite in this shitty board. Hope you have a great release day anons.
>That ramen just slowly oozing out
Is that Jack's long lost half-brother?
>fucks up and rips a hole in it
And that's when I closed the webm, what a fucking failure.
There's a place that serves great deep dish near me in the Bay Area. Probably going to order one of those
Hope that works out for you user, I'm just gonna focus on getting a job and trying to get the fuck out of this town, it has nothing going for it and most of the people I knew growing up are gone now anyways.
Thats just one of those things that tasteless rich assholes like this guy would buy because throwing edible gold, cavalier, and other random assortments of stereotypical rich people things suddenly makes food great.
seething
how did we go from an actual pizza like pic related to this fucking disgusting monstrosity?
It's just a stupid internet meme. People who put pineapple on their pizza are in no way a minority, I used to work at a pizza place and we burned through pineapples faster than olives or mushrooms easily. Pep with pine was stupid popular.
I saw one of these being handmade for me and my senpai on our trip to Venice years ago. Good shit.
That fake vergil battle theme someone posted in the last thread(s?) is actually really good
No it isn't you fucking memeing faggot, a lasagna has 6 layers of noodles and cheese. Go back to rebbit.
>this is like the holy grail of thin crust pizza.
>Made in San Francisco
It's not the holy grail of anything.
>Piling crap on top of pizza and thinking it is better than actual pizza is truely befitting the city of ebony.
keep coping weeb thinking your overcomplicated routines do anything kek
Adding more fucking cheese doesn't improve the taste of a pizza. It would taste exactly the fucking same with a quarter the amount. The only difference is your fat fucking heart wouldn't palpitate every time you forced a bite down your throat.
south side is 70% nigs, west side is 100% nigs.
Someone please convert this into webm: i.imgur.com
Real talk bros. What score will 5 get? In the previews journalists were very positive. I'm expecting above 85.
thin crust losers worship pizza like that
Link?
Show me “real” pizza then
>Chicago deep dish
>pizza
Pick one. Chicago deep dish is decidedly not pizza. None of you nigs have eaten pizza until you've eaten a slice from L&B Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.
That's right, I only eat the healthy kind of pizza
Those are bay leaves, you mong.
>basic pizza ingredients are crap
off yourself pepperoni shill
>reading reviews
>giving clicks to game "journalists" of any kind
In about three years people will say the same thing they said about the other games.
The story was terrible but the gameplay improved.
Oh shut the fuck up, that's the most low down shit I have ever seen in my life. Literal garbage food. Look at me I'm a shit skin I drown all my toilet tier food in shitty sauce and spices!
>mom look aren't I cook now Haha
My mum always used to call all pizzas pizza pie.
It's gonna be great.
Why don't you get the game and join us? It'll be fun!
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be on all versions user. If you've watched the cutscene it's clearly played for comedic purposes
New Yorkers should all be shot
>Jew Yorkers think a floppy cracker with plastic cheese and ketchup on top is good pizza just because it's from their shithole city
now kiss
wait was i the other cosplayer, i just ate a chocolate that had a bit of alcohol in it and somehow that's fried my brain already. i hate alcohol.
>bay leaves
It's basil, you fucking sperg.
No, that's (V)ergil's job
I'm pretty sure that's not in-game, and just the DS4 controller lightbar reflecting on the screen.
I know, I was making a joke.
Also how long do you think it will take for someone to make a decent Nico nude model?
I’ll probabaly be getting another hunt brothers pizza. Never played DMC tho
Lasagna is pasta retard
Yeah, and cake isn't healthy. That's why I just eat three cakes at once. It doesn't make ANY difference.
You fat fuck.
Why did you post a blanket of grease?
>Chicago niggers think their pizza is better just because they added too much cheese and sauce
You lads better fold your slices
Bay leaves are much fucking fatter than that, those are basil, you mong.
New York: home of the brainlet
ayy I'm here
Will do. I'm planning on playing DMC5 first, then'll check out the 3 and 4.
Your mom sounds cute :3
Whats the best pizza joint? not like it'll matter much to me since none of them are near me.
Explain pizza to me Yea Forums. So if the cheese and toppings are on top of the sauce it's New York Pizza but if the toppings and cheese are below the sauce it's Chicago?
Does that mean basically 90% of pizza is NY style pizza?
Chicagoians:
>sometimes I like deepdish
>sometimes I like thin crust
New Yorkers:
>NONONONO YOU CANT HAVE MORE CHEESE IN YOUR PIZZA STOP IT REEEEEEE
Oh trust me user I don't even eat that shit it's too much for me.
But just wait it'll become trendy in the states and it'll be a worse version.
Its happened before and it'll happen again.
the one in the right is calabresa with catupiry. Imagine it like a "meatier" less crusty peperonis with a creamcheese that is not sweet at all.
The other one is straight up peperonis with bell peppers.
Yeah NY is the standard style.
Youve never been to cicis if u think its worth 15 dollars. Its all you can eat middle school grade frozen pizza full of msg to make you full faster and save on seasonings
Colder climates tend to have heartier soups and stews with higher calories. It's why places like Ireland came up with chicken pot pies and shepherd pies. So of course a place that's cold as balls would take a flimsy snack and upgrade it to a full meal that helps you avoid freezing to death.
Also, tomatoes come from South America and didn't reach Europe until the 16th century. Pizza doesn't have Italian origins.
Real talk? Chicago pizza is when you have too much sauce/cheese, New York is when you don't have enough base
everyone else:
>pan crust is the best
Gold mode only, don't listen to elitist scrubs saying "yellow's the way it's meant to be played" if it was the way it's meant to be played then why did they rework the difficulty and allow you to use the superior gold orb system huh?
It's probably a trend in some shit southern cities user, I'm a midwesterner though. At least the arabs over here have top tier food, you Mexicans need to kick it into gear. Always giving me the shits.
I know you're probably joking but you could say that about the original leak that was posted, in this pic he wasn't recording in game, the leaker just took a picture of his screen. Hence why it's a lot brighter in this pic.
Detroit style pizza is pretty good too.
I'd eat a fucking pizza.
That's Reuben, alright.
Cheese isn't even the most unhealthy part of the pizza. There's less dough on a deep dish, and that's arguably worse. The cheese and sauce combo is also more filling, so I'll easily eat more regular pizza than deep dish in pure caloric terms.
I'm a lightweight too user
Ok ok, but isn't pizza an Italian invention? So what is actual Italian style pizza like?
Not bad.
>HE SENT HIM A PICTURE OF LEAKED VERGIL AND HE RESPONDED
>so I told him to shit on the pizza and he did, the absolute madman
Honestly, you're more likely to find a pizza that looks like this in Chicago than anything else. When people say "Chicago Style" they mean stuffed crust, and stuffed crust really isn't that good unless you're going to one of the signature stuffed crust places. You're better off ordering thin crust most places because most places do it wrong. Like Rosati's. If you want a fucking mess of oregano go to Rosati's.
If its limp when you pick it up its jew york
If it holds its shape when you pick it up its Italian
if its square its Sicilian
If its square and in a pan/square dish its Detroit
If its stuffed with cheese, meat, vegies, etc. under the sauce its chicago
>Also, tomatoes come from South America and didn't reach Europe until the 16th century. Pizza doesn't have Italian origins.
By this logic, all pasta doesn't have Italian origins.
Nobody can just eat a pizza, you idiot.
t. Fry
>dmc thread turns into a /ck/ thread
What is with these threads? I remember that guy who was talking about getting a date with a qt tomboy only to reveal it was actually a tranny. did we ever find out what happened with him?
Close. NY style has evolved to mean flat as fuck, but big slices, to the point where you have to fold it so it doesn't flop over.
If you go to a pizza by the slice joint, those are normally considered "NY styled".
Not him but I might pick it up if it's good
>anchovies
Finally some good fucking food.
The base is a lot more fluffy and malleable. It's very nice because you can fold the slice over easily.
A pizza with chicken, catupiry( a kind of cream cheese) and corn. In the end of the video he puts 3 olives on top.
>anchovies
You can go fuck yourself. Those and fucking oysters.
Who the hell orders oysters on pizza you ask? Apparently our customers.
What the fuck is that shit on them?
am i weird for liking beans in pizza?
>not liking anchovy
Chicago nigs have no taste
>When people say "Chicago Style" they mean stuffed crust
stuffed crust is completely different than deep dish or stuffed pizza. Stuffed crust is shit Pizza hut does when there is actually cheese inside of the crust, deep dish isnt like that.
A good pizza is good with a thick or a thin crust, with or without cheese.
A good pizza is all about the sauce, boys.
There are a lot of Italians in NY and they're the ones who pushed pizza. Original Italian pizza (as in from Italy) is a lot like NY style but with a thicker bread.
It’s why NY pizzas are usually just a dollar a slice here.
>A good pizza is all about the sauce, boys.
Must be from Chicago, this is COPE logic to compensate for how much fucking sauce goes in a deep dish
Trash, it's not even fucking pizza it's just a pita with a tomato on it or some shit usually.
Just like mexican and chinese food it took america to do it right
You're right, I meant stuffed pizza. Everything else remains the same.
>Yea Forums - Pizza
Real talk though you guys are alright.
Since we're all sperging out about food - redpill me on the cheesesteak, lads. What's it like? Is it nice?
>God Tier
Unos
Giodarnos
Any Local joints
>Meh tier
Pizza Hut
Papa Johns
Hungry Howies
>ok but you had no choice
Dominos
>Dogshit tier
Little Caesars
where do you order deep dish pizza? I've never seen it outside of Uno's
Also, Sicilian pizza is the best.
>NAKED
>DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
>NON PLAYABLE
>SKIN SHOWING
>WHITE/"""""WHITE"""
>WOMEN
That's gonna be about 15-20 points off there kid. Your problematic entry that's a huge regression compared to the original DmC will barely float 70.
>Anchovies
Get the fuck off this board you no taste having shitter.
Chicago Style can be made a few ways, but the basic idea is to have a fuckload of cheese, with some toppings, and then a thick layer of sauce. It's also made so thick (preferably with cheese, but it could just be thick dough if you're fucking doing it wrong) that you really need to eat it with a fork.
New York style pizza is your standard pizza. Thin, foldable. A light amount of sauce, covered in a layer of cheese with toppings typically on top of that, but sometimes below the cheese.
There are other styles of pizza. Thin crust pizza tends to be crisp, like a cracker, but is otherwise similar to New York style pizza. There are pan pizzas, which are pizzas made in a cast iron skillet; these have thicker and greasier dough, but are otherwise similar to New York style pizza. Sometimes stupid people confuse pan pizzas with deep dish pizzas (see: Little Caesar's).
They can all be good, but they're also very different. I tend to like NY style pizza that I can fold and then dip into garlic butter.
>Must be from Chicago
Don't you ever say that to me again, you fucking faggot
Is this a he or she?
I had breakfast like 2 hours ago don't do this to me.
It's pretty hearty, I like it.
>be Italy
>eat figs and grapes and bread with olive oil all day like a bunch of vegan assholes
>17 centuries later
>hey, tomatoes! Lets invent red sauce!
>World War 2 ends
>New York invents pizza
>Italy copies the US
>le margarita pizza is le authentic pizza :^)
this kills the burgers
Why do subhumans (read jewyorkers) think deep dish has so much sauce when its stuffed with cheese, not sauce?
mmmmmm ninja theory, wouldn't wanna mess with them
>DMC concert
Huh?
>Mfw knowing that a good portion of pizza chains were founded in my state
fine list but swap papa johns and dominos and we are good
>I like my cheese to be as close to butter as humanly possible
best vidya snack food coming through
Love me some Jet's.
i am not buying that shit game with microtransaction, ugly characters and blackwashed sjw inserted into it.
Obligatory
Thick dough is sicilian/detroit style pizza. Chicago style is relatively thin layer of dough with the cheese and toppings making up most of the size
Fucking love a cheesesteak sandwich. The ones I tend to have taste fantastic.
I remember trying Unos pizza years ago and didn't like it. Must've been at a bad place.
They are not that rare. A lot of people there have appetite for genuine Italian nowadays
I've never had CDD, why is the sauce on top? Did some stoned-ass Chicago pizza maker put a pizza together wrong and bullshit his way into making his mistake famous or something?
must be an eu thing. Never fucking heard of a canes before
>(((Jon Stewart)))
If you make a classic margherita with some good prosciutto it can be fantastic. What is shitty about OP's pizza is there's just too much. Pizza definitely follows the less is more rule
>Chicago bad
Gee I wonder what state you're from
The only thing Philadelphia has done for the world besides Benjamin Franklin
>New York Italians invent pizza
Fixed. I don't think there is anything wrong with backporting cuisine
“It’s not a plant, it’s a plant!”
I hope Trump builds a wall on the Europe border next.
Cheese pizza
American pizza is fucking disgusting lmao
check how a real pizza looks like faggots
makes my day when flyovers post shit like this out of nowhere
stay salty ree-tard
I'll give you fifty guesses
American pizza and by extension Americans are disgusting
because if the sauce was in the middle it would spill out as it lacks the viscosity of cheese
Fair, I apologize. That was rude of me, I didn't intend to devalue you that far. Implying someone is from Chicago is a pretty dick move.
>implying paper with toppings on it is any better.
Calm down, friend. Just because Chicago pizzas are shit doesn't mean New Yorks are better.
They're both shit in uniquely different ways.
>anchovies
KING
Black people are living rent-free in your head so hard. How does it feel to be mind-cucked?
You won't get good Mexican food in the midwest user. There is rarely decent Mexican food in Arizona.
I shit you not there was this tucked away little restaurant run by the nicest lady with some of the best Mexican food I've had outside of Mexico. Best tamales, menudo, fresh tortillas, and salsas, which were perfectly balanced, that was to die for. Just a few months ago it got sold and bought up by a "Mexican" chain food restaurant because they weren't getting any business.
Its a shame man, I remeber back when avocados weren't trendy you could get pretty good and fresh shit for cheap, now they are flavorless due to mass demand and some people even want to produce seedless ones which will just fuck the flavor even more.
Don't even get me started on hardshell "tacos"
Long story short that shitty trend will come to the states in an even worse form.
...well, are we shilling for Monster?
>tfw my favorite pizza place burned down about three years ago
>owners sold the place and new guys made a BBQ restaurant
>never been able to find a slice that's as good as theirs was
What's the fucking point lads? That BBQ place is alright though, 7.5/10
Little Caesar's is significantly better than Pizza Hut or Dominos.
Dominos isn't even fucking edible.
Whats your favourite meal Yea Forums?
My pizza shop gives me free everything before they close in 10 minutes
bruh chuy's in kansas city is fantastic
Hot wings and fries. Nothing tops good wings.
How much sauce is on it? New York style can have a bunch of sauce and doesn't have it fall off.
Coburg Pizza baaaybeeee
>shit up an entire city and by extension the state
>LOL RENT FREE
die nigger
No, we just love Monster Energy.
What’s the source of this gif? I keep seeing it posted.
Too many to count
pizza, i just can't get enough of pizza
Detroit style pizza is pan pizza. You can call it all sorts of shit, but it's not deep dish pizza. However if you go to Little Caesar's and order a deep dish pizza, you will get Detroit style pan pizza.
thats swedish pizza isn't? Don't even have to answer that question, scandinavians have no fucking idea what food is. Scandivian food is like food made by a person who's never eaten food in their life before and has only read about it through a book, but can only understand every other word because of their language barrier.
I maintain the belief that stewart and colbert used to be funny but lost their touch years ago.
Nothing beats a good homemade burger, my guy.
nashville hot fried chicken
Does everyone hate Dominos because of how greasy it is? I'm 25 but I everytime I eat there I start fucking breaking out with acne
Another user already responded to you, but it's also in part because you can make a really chunky sauce with big pieces of tomato in it. Makes the pizza excellent, try CDD sometime if you haven't. You might as well form an actual opinion instead of hiveminding due to your city allegiance while never trying the other city's pizza.
chicago style can easily be an inch (2.54cm for euroturds) thick. An inch of cheese is going to hold together better than an inch of sauce would in its place. Its just better that sauce goes on top
Strawberry Sundaes
Need a webm without distorted colours.
Where does one even go to get this style of "pizza". Not sure if Ill like it but I won't judge before I try.
Americanized mexican food is trash
Before new world crops and the discovery of noodles from the east Itailians ate a lot more seafood.
Also they got tomatoes as soon as the new-world spice trade changes the rest of Europe (I.E Hungarians discovering chiles and making Paprika)
Topped flatbreads have been called pizzas since the 10th century and tomato sauce was added in the late 18th century. It came out of Naples.
'New York invented pizza' - stop talking bullshit
>pic related
Who even eats this shit?
I've had it only once but damn a beef wellington was fucking delicious
It's just low quality compared to most other places I guess.
I'm going to Nashville for a rugby tournament soon. What is the best place to get some good hot chicken while in the city?
Never tried Nashville hot chicken before in my life. Any good?
What the fuck is this abomination?
a massive juicy fuckin steak
all good choices including game
Unironically cheeseburger and fries.
Not surpised that foreskin jews hate good pizza
Jesus, dude, that's sickening!
An inch of sauce? That's crazy! I have to try it sometime.
chicago
Norwegian cod and sardines are amazing though.
Classic Anglo dish.
>New York Italians shouted loud enough about their personal take on pizza that everyone else just gave up and let them have this one instead of listening to the earsplitting shrieking.
Of course it's a plant, herbs are delicious on pizza, get some taste.
Next you'll be telling me spinach doesn't belong on pizza.
I'm going to get a medium extra cheese extra pepperoni pan pizza from Dominoes, and eat the entire thing in 30 minutes, before it becomes less appetizing.
its amazing
not sure. I know there is a ton of places though. maybe look up the original one? I know its still running
Blacks love this btw
No there is explicitly *not* an inch of sauce. There is an inch of cheese, the sauce is just spread ontop in maybe a 1/4 inch max depending on if the sauce is chunky
Fuck off, shitcago. We incented pizza and you created a bread bowl for my turds.
It's not the worst pizza but there's MUCH better options
>Athlean X.
Been thinking about getting his XERO program, the body weight one but I'm scared I won't follow through. I'm a bitch who gives up easily.
turkey drumstick with some stuffing
Have an updated version.
Hey what place did you get that shit from?
Don't really know any place near me that serves Nashville hot chicken to give it a shot.
Never tried them before but God damn that shit looks good.
That's fish user, not chicken.
Good to see manly tears finnaly found someone to fit his standards
>implying Blacks can get near water without drowning
I call bullshit on your theory, user. It contradicts all previously established information that we have on blacks.
It's like pretending that we don't put swimming pools near KFCs so that we can take the black man's melanin and sell it on the black market.
>only bong would like that crap
brazillian, chicken with catupiry cheese pizza
best pizza i've ever eaten
pic related is portuguesa pizza
fix that aspect ratio my man
>national dish of england
>fish invented in greece
>fries invented in france
Roast beef in a Yorkshire pudding, shaped as a roll, with gravy and onions.
How many fucking tenders are on that? I always get the box combo and they only give you 4
Yeah, I know and blacks love Fish 'n Chips.
There shouldnt be anything green on a pizza, commieforniatard
Pizza isnt inherently unhealthy.
It depends entirely on what type of style & toppings you get.
The great thing about him is that all of his routines and methods are proven legit and help you exponentially due to the safety of it. I’ve been doing his dumbbell activation work outs and seen massive results. Also his ab routine is god tier. Never give up bro.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Ever heard of a po’ boy?
Chicago. No joke, if you eat it somewhere else Chicagoans can't vouch at all for the quality since most of the good deep dish places are basically Chicago only. Lots of shitty pizza chains across America make a bastardized version as a limited time promo. I swear that Little Caesar's and Pizza Hut have turned more people against the concept deep dish than anything else.
I'm not even a Yank.
New York pizza is closer to original pizza, but it isn't quite there. The dough isn't as nice, for one. Regardless, pizza isn't a yank invention.
I'm going to have to trust you on that one. I never go outside so I wouldn't know.
Norf o Souf?