Turn on chat, dude

>tfw afraid to turn on chat because i hate my voice
anyone else have this feel?

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>game has voice commands so a mic is completely unnecessary
>"ANY1 HAVE MIC? MIC ONLY SERVER"

Why does everybody in Titanfall 2 use text chat instead of voice chat when the scoreboard clearly shows they have mics, I have heard another players voice only once.

>constantly paranoid my voice sounds high pitched

Should I take up smoking full-time lads?

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How is your voice?

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i'm super comfortable using my mic in public lobbies with strangers but I don't like being in a 1 on 1 call or group call with people I know from the internet.

better take a dick up your ass faglord

post vocaroo

Just use a male to female voice changer for free Steam games.

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Post feet tysm!!!

I don't see how that would make my voice deeper

I don't encounter anyone trash talking because I play on PC in the US. How would responding with "sticks and stones, sticks and stones" light heartedly to any insult work out?

>get on cam user lol

vocaroo.com/i/s1KG64JxoJe4

yeah if anything it would make it higher
where's my dildo

show us ur feet faggot

>turn on voice chat
>bunch of children talking like niggers
>start talking like a nigger, but in an obtuse "fellow kids" way to trigger them

All of you need to get a spine.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Ki7jID53LI

tits or gtfo

Based and monkeypilled.

vocaroo.com/i/s17u3fUkq9wB

retard it was obviously a guy

>Talking to randos
Yeah, nah.

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My voice is deep and I constantly mumble. The few times I've used voice, makes me come across as a mumbling autist on a shitty potato mic.

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I never said Im a gril. Just a young boy :c

>turn on chat
>plays darude sandstorm

>hey
>user you sound like a fag
>uninstall game and cry in bed

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you sound like a fag

I want to hug you and tell you that everything's going to be alright.

>>user you sound like a fag
How the fuck are you supposed to respond to this?

>well if you keep sucking my dick..

you can't hug me if i don't go outside haha

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Oh boy do I have stories about VC in CSGO and Halo 3

And you too.

dumbass

same, one of the reasons I don't talk very much in general I think. It's very weird to hear myself again after a while of silence

You can't escape my hug if I break into your house.

Based

you cant. you either sound like a fag or you dont

>have a deep voice
>natually gravitate as team leader
>defend people like from any bullying
>try to involve the quiet ones who dont use their mic
tfw no one does it back

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hey i'll have you know i have spent many years building up these coping mechanisms

your hug can't have any effect if i detach and stare at the ceiling until you get annoyed, call me an asshole and storm out

Based

>turn on chat
>"You have a nice voice user"

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I don't get annoyed that easily. I'd simply give you some space and try hugging you again later.

Can I hear your voice pleeease?

My nigger.

literally nobody ever says this

no we arent all transitioning trannies

>oh you have a really nice voice
why thanky--
>you should stream!

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>implying i can't keep this up until life circumstances force you to leave me

You have problems with this? Why?

>get on voice chat
>terrible at socializing
>never know when to start talking
>if I try, people just talk over me
>not sure if too quiet or they just do it on purpose
>happens in real life too

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>"You have experience with fags don't you?"

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just tell em to fuck off my guy works everytime all the time

>implying I'm not stubborn enough to move in with you and slowly but surely earn your acceptance

based and bananapilled

vocaroo.com/i/s18VMLXAw3Gs

nice

You sound like a huge fucking faggot. How old are you?

>Turn on chat
>vocaroo.com/i/s1zHz50d2Q7n

pls be my gf (male)

Just say, "I am."

>Well, life dicks you sometimes. My voice got dicked gay, so what can you do.

>implying this would happen

Based.

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O... ow. Thanks user

Why do people do this? You do realize it's over the internet, right?
Doesn't that give you some form of confidence? I genuinely don't understand why people don't use mics and don't get me started who refuse to use it in COMPETITIVE games and the game literally shows you they have a mic.

What are you scared about, I'm just trying to play some games with my user and I want to communicate better.

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>implying it wouldn't

vocaroo.com/i/s11sehbqRaFo

i protect non annoying kids from faggot teenagers who harp on them for no reason, really annoys me when some mouthbreathing bitter faggot is bothering kids and the kid goes quiet...................................................not on my watch

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>Turn on chat
>Play against baum nigger and shanknigger duos
>Me and cousin write today is a great battle between gaschamberjew1 and 2 vs baum nigger and shanknigger or some shit like that
>Get auto banned 1 game later for writing nigger

Its genius, if you you ask me.

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>dude get on webcam

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say you are and that your gonna rape him

vocaroo.com/i/s0DfbuDBNibM

it's just you, unless you legit have a girl voice

gladly

Ahahaha, trannies absolutely btfo.

>being a shy "male" in the current year
have fun being treated like a loser you fucking faggot

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vocaroo.com/i/s0E9ryzeT4an

Coconut Gun.

Call him a nigger in response.

vocaroo.com/i/s1mulLcfodRa

but where does sigma male go on this chart

Unironically take that bugs advice from tails gets trolled. Say gay shit in a completely serious tone until they either leave you alone or get turned on.

Chip, Is that you?

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Yes my voice is shit. Wanted to make a few LP's but it'd be garbage.

God I fucking hate these made up PU"A" buzzwords

Reminder that you can always be a cute girl if you want to~
vocaroo.com/i/s0wjSHtxDu7r

vocaroo.com/i/s0pEqzSXh9Ht

Nice lisssssp faggot

>PU"A"
Is this a new anti aliasing method?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0DfbuDBNibM
The fucking bass in this

but lad if it does that would mean i'm worth something and then i'd have to confront everything done to me, believing i'm some inferior subhuman and masking it in a million layers of irony and misdirection to such an extent i can openly admit it without quite admitting it is a far easier course of action

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>crimes
>tyranny

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why do you hate jews?

Does anyone want to be friends?

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it's a real thing user, the chads HATE them

whats ur discord pal

nah I'm good, I genuinely don't want to be friends with anyone who's into anime/weebshit

s-sure

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>Play seige
>always pretend to be a girl in all chat
>You faggots always spew Yea Forums memes in game chat
"Haha I too like memes, add em on facebook Isabella.Marcia haha"
"Ha ha good meme!"
>Slowly tilt them by wrecking face and allchatting in the most pure, innocent cancer known to man
>Team mate thinks I'm an actual girl
>Press Mouse 12
vocaroo.com/i/s0NzZtFf9ba8

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nice voice faggot terrible topic

can you call me a pathetic virgin?

peak basedness

I'm very quiet and keep to myself, is this still okay?
I don't actually watch a lot of anime, but that's okay user.

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meee user. Are you cute

i ahvent spoken to another person in 4 months so ill take anything

vocaroo.com/i/s0JUFhmMenIG

Yeah trust me you don’t, I’m unfortunately friends with one and he’s an insufferable waifufag who has a body pillow and just spams me with cringe anime memes.

Just let it happen. You are worthy of being hugged.

>Mouse 12

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vocaroo.com/i/s1uBoKXggOyM
Here you go user. I want to make YouTube videos, so please let me know if I sound like shit.

All my online friends are trying to be the top players in the world. I just want to play games and have fun like we use to, they get so competitive that they aren't even fun to play with anymore. One of them gets so mad when they're losing that they sound like they're about to cry. I'll play any game with then now as long as it's no competitive.

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where do I find porn of chicks with hot sounding voices? none of that ASMR whispershit. I tried some JOI videos but they sound more annoying than hot, you guys know what i'm talking about 'ere?

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Don't worry about that.
Okay, what method would you prefer?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1nDIwc5rcJY

lmao we'll see
desu even if i do get into a stable relationship or whatever i'll probably kill myself anyway since i've seen the other side so to speak

your laugh is cute

of course

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>how about you user, what do you do for work?
>how are you always online user?
>we should meet up sometime!

>Mfw variations of the above

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comfy keybind

>try to play a chill co-op game with a MOBA addicted friend
>"dude you saw how much dmg I did?"
>"dude you saw how much stuff I collected?"
>"dude look how much things I killed"
>"dude I'm first xD keep up"

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Sounds pretty alright dude.

>tfw my friends fucking suck at videogames but they'll still whine and moan whenever they lose
>they also constantly get baited by teammates/enemies in chat/voice
>they're +25 years old and act like little kids
I'm so embarrassed everytime we play together, how do I tell them to stop being fags?

What is a good voice changer because I want to do an anime vocaroo

I'm cute if you want to play games and chat!

>game has perfectly fine in game chat
>DUDE GET ON OUR DISCORD SO YOU CAN ALT TAB FROM THE GAME IF YOU EVER WANT TO SAY OR READ ANYTHING WE WON'T BE USING THE GAME
>none of them are even using a mic
>it's just unfunny stale memes and blogging

>how do I tell them to stop being fags?

"stop being fags" or "chill stop being fags".

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You’re doing good work, user. Keep at it

>Had the surgery
Dropped

Turn on voice chat

ALAHU KEBAB
OUI OUI BAGUETTE
CYKA PIDAR BLYAT
DIE MUTTER IST EINE SLAMPFE

And then i turn it off again because sometimes being in europe is pain
But usually i just mute who ever is too loud and a shit so i can hear everyone else

Why do fags type like this?

Why the fuck not.

vocaroo.com/i/s1skPMfvuTbH

>
give me ur discord handle

do you still have your penis?

...

>"Don't have headphones sorry"

>he doesn't uphold an online façade of a full-time work life

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unf

I use my mic to yell at people to do stuff so I can have my just as planned moments. . If it's a kid or someones that's shy I try and force a cool moment for them without them knowing. Much more fun they the games.

Meowie#7927
I'll be on in a bit, I'm still in bed because I just woke up.

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I don't know user, I've tried that but it only last like 2 minutes before they're back to crying.

she means vocal surgery

Oh hey, I jacked off to you today.

>Meowie

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Because they get all the perks while the rest of us suffer goyim

g-good lord

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vocaroo.com/i/s1GyEKMvYwR6
You are a fucking alpha

>how do I tell them to stop being fags?
Unless they look up to you in some way, it's literally impossible. You're the outlier there.

Why do you sound out of breath?

I don't think this is the time or place to talk about that user.
I need friends too you know.

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Oh its you. You deleted me some time ago so i dunno

vocaroo.com/i/s0vsp3X9ZSFH

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>mfw entering these threads to see what kind of freakshows show up
Haven't been disappointed yet

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nuke this fucking thread off the planet quick need cunny cunny ucnnyyfgdx

What time and place would you prefer then?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0vsp3X9ZSFH
o-ok...

AHHHHHHHHH

HOLY shit BASED

>"Why aren't you speaking"
>Turn on mic
> *burp*
>Everyone goes quiet

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It was probably just because we didn't talk often, please don't take it personally.
Some other thread I post in, I'm trying to make friends, not turn people on.

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Haha lol

I play MP because that's the direction the industry went instead of actually improving bots.
Believe me pal, when I see the shit you stupid fucking normies do, I do consider abandoning the MP meme.
And it's always the fucking stupidest faggot on the team who's the first one to run his mouth.

>Getting aroused by my voice

Please don't do that.

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Im working right now

>tfw can't use voice controls

vocaroo.com/i/s0JIhc70wtUs

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>Turn on the monitor dude

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Wtaf is this thread.

But your very presence turns me on.

>You're the outlier there
Nah I think they're just ADHD as fuck and can't control their emotions.
They've been like this since we were kids.

>turn o..........

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>pic related you
great seeing a fellow nigger around these parts of town

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I'm a real human being with feelings and emotions, not a sentient onahole...

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>when pic below is you

Based non-gay chad user.

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>tfw will never bait horny men into buying me games with my voice because I've got a terribly obnoxious new york accent

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>You may as well be playing with bots.
Why would I want to talk to you? Your just an NPC to me..

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I'm the autist who just messaged you that I totally didn't think that through. Don't know why I requested, way too shy.

"sorry i'm deaf"

now was that so hard?

post more vids on porntube you fucking slut

I just wish I know how to meet people and have friends who aren't normalfags but all the people I see are literal whore like this

I'm sorry but this is the image you've created of yourself. Now anytime I encounter you all I can think of is your dick.

>...
Kek

it's hopeless, yesterday a blatant blog thread went to the archives well over the bump limit.

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practice your sopranos imitation

yes, now i really want to rape you

Such is life.

That's okay, don't worry about it if you're not comfortable. I'm quiet too so we likely wouldn't talk much past the initial greetings.
I'm not a whore, please be kind.

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Guys I don't have a discord. Should I install it? Is it worth it? I want to be your friend but i dont know im just a faggot :c

please rate my singing uwu
vocaroo.com/i/s0KWEktVvfYc

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If you don't want to be called a whore, stop whoring yourself out on the internet.

I think it would mean having to find common interests, similar tastes in music especially always got me new friends.

Do.. do you understand the post you're replying to? Even if your statement is true, it's not exclusive from the post you're replying to.
If they are ADHD as fuck and you're not, then you're the outlier.
Apply yourself.

what did this person do exactly

based

post his steam or discord in every thread and start to act gay with erp and other bullshit to people while being an ironic weeb that barely watch anime in the first place

>be a 9 year old faggot playing counter strike 1.6
>someone calls me an annoying kid because i voice chatted
>literally scarred me so much I have never not once used a microphone since
To this day I am still afraid and believe that my voice sounds like a childs

is this guy a trap or just a faggot

No. It's not worth it.
Only reason I ever used it in the first place as well at some point was because of threads like these but it never turns out right. Most people will stop talking to you after the first few days and drama is more than likely going to happen at some point. You'll end up creating some sort of image of yourself if you keep posting too often as well, I had retards screencap our chat logs whenever we got into talking about more serious or emotional stuff and then later plastered those same chat logs to other people or in other discord servers to make fun of me or further spread a shit image about me, making me look like i was clingy or some shit. It's not worth it.

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since fucking when the chat is the microphone and not the text box?

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Posts his literal gay porn blog with videos of him crossdressing and stuffing his ass with dildos.

MEEEEEETAAAAAAAALLLL AS FUUUUUUUUCKK DUUUUUUUDEEEE

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And I don't mean it in a mean spirited way. It's just meant as a piece of advice.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0KWEktVvfYc
Solid 7/10 harshes. Reminds me of early 2000s Carter from Architects. Kinda like it.

Since 2010, I didn't talk to anybody 1:1, stopped using a mic completely and always disabled text chat when it was possible

If you get used to it, this is the best thing you can do, nobody is worth interacting with

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You're not even the cutest boy on Yea Forums

based and faceripperpilled

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Is that the DMC5 song?

I haven't updated my stuff in a while anyway, I'm considered just leaving it as it is.
That's okay, no one's perfect and everyone has different preferences.

Same here now I sound retarded. HINGA DINGA DURGEN

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That's what you deserve for thinking the internet is a space for honesty. Keep everyone at 2 arms length at all times and never be unironic for even a second.

no u

nasty

Then just leave it be. You seem like an OK person who was just starved for some attention but portraying yourself as a whore on the internet isn't worth the attention it gets you imo.

Talk to yourself, it work for me

vocaroo.com/i/s1kNWZZO6zYL

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>turn on chat, user
>omg user your voice is so wierd
>cry a little
>my voice is so deep & "throaty" they think am using a voice modulator
oh ok, ah ah
I wish I was a voicelet sometimes

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>tranny gay erp thread

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Stop being a whore and maybe people will start to like you

I know that's you Zen. I like your videos.

Doc is that you?

youtube.com/watch?v=18IpUCE2phQ

vocaroo.com/i/s1zJxtNKVND6

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gib porn

OW YOU HURT MY EARS YOU FUCK

vocaroo.com/i/s0CAGbpCCd2k
fucking audio clipped at the end

yeah boy i'll give you the D no problem just say aaaahn~

Didn't some other boy on Yea Forums do that for awhile on Tumblr?

every single time, this picture at the end of threads

LMAO

fuck off, I don't have any novel ideas

That's what happens when 80% of the vocaroo links in the thread are faggots ERPing.

vocaroo.com/i/s0wqYNjj1IH8

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I wish I could just not give a fuck

Who /doesn'townamic/ here

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>having social anxiety
I wish I could bully you pussies IRL

>pronouncing user "ah-non"
nice voice tho

vocaroo.com/i/s1wbPVSQozAy

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I got told this a few times, but I think my voice sounds horrible and social insecurity makes me think they're lying to me so I talk more so they can laugh about me off-mic.

>extremely deep voice
>"are you black"
Yes.

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>I don't have one
>It's 201x who doesn't have a mic? They're like 10 dollars on amazon
I DON'T AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY MONEY! I ALSO DON'T HAVE A WEBCAM. I DON'T BUY THOSE THINGS! FUCK!

Shut the fuck up boomer tough guy pussy

in what fucking game are you guys even referring to?
is this some console shit? I never experienced having to turn on "chat".

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FUCK

no u

People make me nervous.

Talking isn't a big deal havn't you all grown up with vent and teamspeak anyway.

thanks to this thread im never befriending someone from Yea Forums again

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