>Cute fangs
>Always smells like flowers
>Agile huntress
>Pure carnivore
>Hates vegans
>Interested in human culture
>Genki girl
Why haven't you accepted Nuru as your No.1 vidya waifu Yea Forums?
>Cute fangs
>Always smells like flowers
>Agile huntress
>Pure carnivore
>Hates vegans
>Interested in human culture
>Genki girl
Why haven't you accepted Nuru as your No.1 vidya waifu Yea Forums?
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NURU!!!
Florans are a patrician's choice
based plantfaggot
she looks like the rejected concept for a palmon evolution.
First things first: Kek
Secondly: Doesn't change the fact that I would pump her venus cock trap full of cummies
Literally made for human meat. God why did Starbound have to suck shit?
Blame the chucklecucks.
They removed 80% of the things that made the game fun cuz "muh game, muh choice"
what did they remove? i remember playing the earlier versions that felt more like a space terraria with a few settlements here and there on planets...
>railroad player into some shitty story
>make guns consistently suck ass
>neuter racial examines
>gate content behind arbitrary armor requirements
>remove content already in the game because ??????
>never actually build on the game's strengths, 0 incentive to colonize a planet long-term
any mods that turn it into what it should have been? nothing wrong with being a space terraria desu.
yeah florans are great, I always play one.
The big problem with them is they're shackled to fucking starbound.
the nanosuit shit made me so mad, I thought the idea of wearing warm gear on cold planets or rad suits on radioactive planets would be great, then they just slapped a passive upgrade on your naked ass
>The big problem with them is they're shackled to fucking starbound.
Not exactly user. Florans appear in chucklecucks' brand new game called "Wargroove"
I liked Starbound desu
oh wow, a boring fire emblem clone.
Is it worth playing Starbound again for that big ass content mod? Fracking Universe or something?
I remember going on servers and RPing as a Saiyan (literally just a human with a monkey tail and Goku hair because I was and am still retarded) and annoying the fuck out of everyone
I even almost ERP’ed with someone. Why did you have to remind me of my sins
qt
I liked colonizing snow planets for comfy hi-tech iceworld underground bunkers. Me and my friend were building bases to stack resources and play moonlight sonata. Seriously sucks it devolved so much, Terraria building sucks ass compared to Starbound.
Such is the burden of us floranfags.
>if you don't have what you like you must like what you have.
I just hope that we get more Nuru lewds.
I'll never understand the appeal of the Apex or the Floran.
Glitch / Avian all the way!
Bosses were nerfed into the ground, final boss is a bullet sponge.
Healing has forever been this easy.
Getting resources is a pain in the ass.
Mining sucks.
No minimap, for some god damn reason.
Blink Explosion / Dual Wand Portals Meta OP
Races literally don't matter.
The food variety is nice tho.
AI is ass, enemies are all use the same cheap tactic.
>Glitch settlement on volcanic planet
>meteor shower
>"stop breaking our stuff"
No online saving
Universe being this big is actually a massive problem, it turns multiplayer into single player.
And many more.
Play through when?
>AI sucks ass
its literally the same AI for almost everything on the game
>Glitch/Avian all the way!
>not Apex/Human
Yikes
Nah too tribal. True floranfag particians is the ones who act civilized.
I play solely as a human and only recruit qt3.14 florans
t. Greenfinger nerd
i still do not understand why they just removed so much content right as the game released
the final beta had like 50% more content and they just removed it, for NO REASON
the only explanation i heard was that one of the devs was a pedo and they memoryholed him and his content after he got v& and since that came from here i don't know whether to believe it or not
Why must we suffer? Why can't we get our qt Floran or Avian gf irl?
Post her feet
Chucklefish more like a bunch of chuckleheads am I right fellas?
Plants don’t have feat they have roots you stooped stamen liker
okay
I dunno user. Some people say Frackin' Universe makes it worth playing, but I just can't recapture the magic.
how does her plant vagina looks and smells like?
Excellent taste user, here you go.
Idiot.
Also this
is she nuruto running?
Like a flower
Think of one of those pitcher plants.
Just striking a pose, standing on one leg
:DD
See for yourself user
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Isn’t there some lore about Florian’s canonically finding humans irresistible, basically reacting to them like someone would a cute puppy? Because I mean that would be fucked up, who would want to be treated like a cute puppy by an alien woman? Haha
>those long sock things with the toes cut off
>sharp claw like toes
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Sweet.
What kind of flower?
What a disappointment.
Man it suck Ecmajopr is such a furry he does wonderful job on alien pussy concepts.
Rafflesia
Based
more like t. Man of culture. Floran wearing a labcoat and wool sweater is true partician than some feral beast in tattered rags
the fuck? whats the point of drawing a plantgirl if your going to put a bog standard slit on her, with hair that shouldn't be there on a race that only grows leaves and petals to boot.
Could be moss user
Maybe if you’re the kind of guy that didn’t go to parties in college
Aka a fucking NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>generic porn from generic artist
what else is new
>space brazilians
>cute anything
>LOL SO RANDUM CANMNIBALS
i knew you had shit taste when it was starbound related, but you had to go the extra mile didnt you
Stirrup socks
>space Brazilians
I’ll give you a Brazilian gallons of cum to guzzle you piss magician
t. Chickenwing avianfag
Much like Brazilian women, they look hot but everything else sucks.
You would not dare enter my magical realm mother fucker.
I’ll enter your magical realm, alright
I’ll use the back entrance by which I mean your asshole and you’ll like it, you fucking homo sapien
>have a flower named after you
>it's ugly, smelly and a parasite
>just like you towards your colonies
>/tg/ memes on Yea Forums
Why would a flower have boobs?
It has some Yea Forums in it
Why not user?
tasteless retards
>a plant is more attractive than most of the other women of wargroove
>the only one that can compete is the bat
>he doesn't want cute Floran crewmember who has a crush on you that loses control of her hissing she tried so hard to get rid of
FAG
A
G
Sigrid and Nuru are tied for best waifu of Wargroove.
Personally however I prefer Nuru
To hold water
Their god made them that way to trigger the "b-but m-muh real life science" fags that like to pretend not liking boobs on things is factual and not just a fetish of theirs.
>fire emblem clone
fuck you, it's actually a boring Advance Wars clone, don't talk shit about advance vwars
She wouldn’t have a crush on a NERD, user. Girls develop crushes like that on people that do things, not losers who try to kill all the fun
>One would expect a race of sentient humanoid plants to be peaceful, nature-loving environmentalists – that presumption is what allows this hyper-aggressive tribal civilisation to thrive. Unwitting explorers are prey of choice to the carnivorous Florans, who frequently salvage or reverse engineer the technology they bring to enable their colonisation of the stars.
ITT: anons falling for the bait
I'm not complaining about it, boobs on anything is great. I'm just wondering what the "reason" would be. Kinda like how snake women's boobs are "poison sacks."
Floran women canonically adore human dick though
I mean, the fuck do you expect if you give a caveman a spaceship? he's going to fly around and blow up every single mammoth, he aint gonna think beyond that, and if a giant walking carrot was flying the spaceship and looking tasty... well...
The Creator or whatever deity in the game that created them just likes some tiddies and wanted the race to have them.
Solopipb is based for adding oyakodon into that series.
>implying I wouldn't be turbochad captain who kills all manner of men and monsters decked out with top of the line equipment.
how much time did it take for starbound to get mod tools? when can i expect wargroove to get them?
Florans adore humans, however they frequently hunt Avians and have major beef with Hylotl
Then you wouldn’t be some fucking NERD in a lab coat would you?
Greenfingers are green finiggers
So what you’re saying is they’re based and deal with the 2 worst races in the appropriate way
Of course not, but that doesn't mean I don't stop thinking a floran girl in one is super attractive.
Yeah, and it fails at everything
Let's also not forget the "fetch/gather" tasks xd
Cheerful Giraffe: Removed crafting recipe, changed name from 'Impervium Door' to 'Executive Door'
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god that’s great
I'm still mad
Sounds pretty based. Now it's more than ever okay to like Floran girls.
enjoy you beta females
the beef is mostly the hylotl's fault, they made assumptions and then were horrified when it got them eaten by savage cavemen who didn't understand this "religion" thing they were trying to bring to them.
their interaction with avians amounts to avians being the retards who gave florans a spaceship and thus started their explosive growth across the galaxy.
source please?
I will, they need a strong man to look out for them.
user like plantgina
Unga bunga me like current situation
Then why are you going after them
lol easy joke
Oh no .. ?
No idea user, found it weeks ago on a wargroove thread
Butte sexe
Rock yeah floranfucka'
If they have leaves covering their privates, but the leaves are a part of them, does that mean they're still always naked?
It’s like being so hairy you don’t need to wear clothes
Plant people
Not always, they also make their clothes out of plants
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Remember when chucklefish added a bunch of stuff about the mushroom people being evil and then kinda just scrapped all of it?
I remember
nice feet
Remember when Chucklefish almost made a game that could be mistaken as being good
starbound is one of the few games ive played that somehow had less content at launch than during the first neta
Nuru has best feet.
Made for human cock.
Imagine tricking a playful floran into making out under the guise of a "tongue wrestling" game
My dick in the middle
It’s small so you can’t see it
Imagine the pheromones from the friction.
You wouldn’t need to trick them, you’d just need to convince them not to eat your tongue
>tfw you’ll never hop around the universe with your Floran wife and poptop pet in your old junker of a spaceship, lookin for choice aliens to hunt and devour
>shut a fantastic race trapped on a shit IP
Always a shame.
Why do you have to make me feel s/mad user?
Are you a vorefag
I sense a focus on eating
Imagine traveling to a floran planet and wooing over the natives with your cooking skills by grilling a bunch with your industrial space grill.
The Floran tongue appears to be a flat surface but is actually covered in a multitude of razor-like barbs that fulfil much the same purpose as human teeth do: rendering food into more easily digested chunks
>he says about a race that hunts and eats anything that isn't plantlife
Anyone else really bothered by Chucklefucks portrayal of humanity? Seeing nothing but penal colonies full of faggots in multicolored hair is just beyond the suspension of disbelief. If we ever had interstellar trsvel we'd be a strong federation having multiple colonies all being productive until the Colonists want to secede from Earth government.
its also coated with an aphrodisiac
That's dystopia for you.
well where else are they gonna put the twitch streamers in 20XX?
Humans had to be the perfect basedfags cuz cucklefish self-insert.
If all of those races saw how we behave normally they'd book it as far from us as possible (with the exception of florans)
Huh, it's like humans and florans were made for each other.
Dead. Seems like a major waste of resources to keep the mentally impaired alive.
*basedfags, my bad
RIP spess marines
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in the end the starbound story was rushed and chock full of telling instead of showing, there was supposed to be this big fucking mystery and in the end we just had a granny explain it to us instead of discovering it ourselves.
what tf is going on?
*Onions Fags
It’s called a filter, and it’s done to words that idiots use
Welcome to post-God of War Yea Forums where you can no longer say that word because even the mods got sick of it.
t. Sòyboy nintòddler
What's wrong user?
Hylotl a best
The wrongest man in the world
>monorus drew porn of sigrid in a drawthread
>it's faceless male vanilla missionary
You can't use Sòy anymore because a mod was made fun of for an autistic mousepad and keyboard, everyone in the thread was calling him sòyboy bitch and he made a filter for Sòy.
The Sòyboys have put a curse on me
that just reminds me of that one silly set of comics where this hylotl girls solution to every problem their group has is to bang the apex guy.
Sushi is great, yes
I don't think mods get control over filters.
she is number 1 waifu in starbound at least
Human governments rise up.
those teeth should really be brown, anything "boney" in a floran is actually a dense hardwood.
the floran skeleton you can set up as decor is a rather nice wooden skelly.
How do their buds work? Do they bloom after they have matured/grown up or can they control them and help display their "mood" with them?
Nuru lewds are on the list, but currently I am to lazy
The cannibal part of Florans is for stinky, dumb vorefags. The real treasure is their primal nature because it means the sex will be like a monsoon. Also they talk all cute.
unclear, we know florans have an amazing sense of smell so maybe that plays into it, but then some florans don't have buds, or have the goddamn mushroom head.
>game tries to be serious about it's generic story
>has fucking penguins and alpacas running around
why
why the talking animals
>my ancestor
starbound is at the end of the day a bunch of guys going "Oh you know what would be cool?" and then shoving it in the game.
then they don't update it for 10 months, kill a puppy, cut half the content and call it 1.0
So... why couldn't they use face rig in Mass Effect Andromeda?
Based
They thought they could do a Terraria thing but it works in Terraria because it doesn't try to be serious at all being so brutal and surreal with Uzi's, Shotguns and grenade launchers alongside magic and shit like pixies and unicorns.
Wait I thought they adore Glitch, mostly because they cannot eat them
This, get one civilized and you'll have top tier wife material.
implying guns are worth a shit in starbound.
>he isn't made out of pure energy
o I am laffin
they're friendly with glitch, they find humans cute, which is a weird two way street because florans with their big eyes appeal to humans, though humans did have to once drop some agent orange on a massive horde of florans which apparently mostly got them drunk off their asses.
There is very little incentive for humanity as a whole to cooperate. Even on Earth alone. How would it get any better when we are spread on multiple planets?
You think humans will ever stop being tribal fucks?
Huh...either way Glitch are best race and have best girls
you talking free glitch or ones still in the simulation?
Its slowly getting there tho, with globalism and all it all is inevitable
i just remembered that they didn't bother to give them a story mission like the other races
no explanation, they just didn't
no it wasnt actually it just a possibility
It's a mighty shame, but who needs quests when you're cute like a motherfucker
cos they were the last race to get made, after months and months of dragging their feet on making them, and half assed it anyways.
Reminder that starbound is dead
I considered it dead when they released 1.0, anything after this point is a nice surprise, and at least they won't break my character saves again, my floran has a custom hairstyle and I don't recall how to replicate it at this point.
Imagine a human MC fucking Nuru while Koichi is forced to watch
You know, I think if a modder put enough time into just sitting down and doing some coding, I bet this game is pretty salvageable. The modding systems for it are pretty well set-up, and all that really good stuff that was removed from beta can either be replicated or just turned back on (a lot of it is still in the code).
Humanity once cooperated under monarchy taming the new lands and killing eachother for territory. At this current period with no bindings holding people together (country, king. religion) and instead treating hedonist dividing globalist policies as the golden cow (Diversity is our strength, open borders etc) sense of service, pride and nationalism is all gone so there's no real reason to cooperate unless we shake off this disgusting apathetic modernist society the Allies have created after World War 2.
what would you bring back?
Would Florans hate anime because it reminds them of Hylotl or love it because the girls have big floran-like eyes
Well, starting from the beginning, scrap how everyone starts as a member of the protectorate, that's boring and homogenizes the experience. Next, bring back the racial perks, because they were pretty cool. Then, make the ship's AI the old unique ones from pre-release, instead of the same shitty AI on every ship. Next, make it so the pre-made monsters are rare-spawns again, re-enable giant birds if they didn't get added back in, and re-enable the unique attacks on monsters again. With enough time, further ideas would be to give each race it's own storyline, make NPCs functional and more dynamic than the shitty excuse they are currently, and perhaps just straight-up remove the outpost, or alternatively rework it, and then balance progression without it interfering.
fucking trash the goddamn nanosuits while your at it, hazardous planets should be explored by wearing appropriate clothing.
Fucking hell, first Seviper and now the Florans. Why the fuck do I want to fuck all these plants?
>despite playing starbound from not quite day 1, i actually can't remember the unique ship ais or racial bonuses
it hurts, remind me
What version of the game is best to play, including betas?
Is there any way to download or play a certain build of the game (like Minecraft)?
>tfw never have stable fps on this shit even on my new pc
>it keeps updating, breaking the lewd mods like pic related
Chlorophyll
Oh yeah, hard agree there, those suck. Other changes would be to make the Agarians hostile fucks again, going back to what they were meant to be. Also, making npcs 'racist' has a certain appeal. By that, I mean while a floran can walk into a floran village just fine, a hytol who walks in is going to get the entire community trying to stab them to death on sight.
Could just be our instinct to conqure and expand into the unkown. Remember: through dick, unity
This picture is the artistic equivalent to throwing yourself under the bus and admitting to tracing
The racial bonuses used to be tied into the armor I believe, and gave you certain abilities (I remember the Apex used to be able to jump further, it was pretty cool). The Ai weren't added until later, and they used to all be different with unique pixel art and lines. Now, however, it's the same one just colored differently depending on your race.
Why are Floran in clothes so hot?
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looks like this mods trying to do just that
i thought the glitch currently had a wizard? then again it's been ages since i played
They've been out in the sun for a while.
I mean sure why not, didnt jerk it off to a plant yet
you still forgot to explain what content they removed
I want to taste floran sap/nectar.
Because the imagery of the primal barbarian civilized, tamed rather, inspires a part of your heart that laments that it can never return to the natural state encoded into your genes, yet rejoicing in the knowledge that although you cannot return to the primal, the primal can be uplifted to you.
Or maybe you just dig green chicks, weird hair and modern clothing individually and they work just as well together
Knowing my luck I'd be allergic to Florans.
they can be other colours too. most the art seems to go for green though.
>florans like humans because they get a laugh out of inducing hay-fever
Who plays a plant person and goes for autumnal browns and oranges? That's ridiculous
It would be terrible.
>Meet florans for the first time, get a mild allergy attack
>They catch wind of this, especially the females
>Constantly get "harrased" by them so they trigger my allergies to get worse
>They get a kick out of it while I'm suffering yet wanting more
It's an abstract kind of hell
Yanno, they ruined it a bit but the highlight of playing a floran was always seeing unique examine dialogue for various objects.
I don't think florans have their pollen hanging around in the air to trigger hayfever anyways.
I guess that would make you allergic to sucking their dick if we take that to the logical extreme.
Kek
This is really good, but I think it can be even better.
I loved talking with avians or florans as a human and receiving thinly veiled flirtations or threats.
well shit this is a good enough thread as any to drop this then, no novakids because the devs were lazy fucks and added them when interest in the game was declining.
This is why we should use Legion medical system. If you're too weak getting allergens from pollen or peanuts you die or aren't allowed to breed. Human's shouldn't be having string immune systems and not be compromised of basic plants.
It's that way because they needed color options for humans
All the other races make them look dull by comparison
why is the bullying gondola?
Oh yeah, forgot that florans are kind of herms.
>You pull down her pants and suddenly futa
To some exciting, to others terrifying
>Cons: you're a furry
Um...does the artist even know what game they are playing?
The gondola was meant to be a penis but drawfriend gave up
Floran literally has no downside.
>florans learn that humans 'react' to floran sex pheromones
>florans learn that humans can have fatal allergic reactions
>florans kidnap you off the street and strip you off so they can watch you 'swell up' and suffer
>florans egg either on to take turns dosing you up more and more to get more extreme reactions
>florans masturbate furiously to your suffering and pleading
>I guess you die when you orgasm? invent your own ending
Florans were made for humans.
>floran keeps upping the dose of aphrodisiac so you are inconsolably horny at all times
>Pop a benadryl
>No more suffering for a short period of time
>Almost knock myself out because I took two pills
Make florans Yea Forums's vidya waifus
But they already are.
We must have at least a 75% conversion rate to be sure
wait a second...
I noticed too the left arm is kinda fucked ain't it? Such a shame
Take out the meat user
Starbound was fun
But I really hate the forced story shit they added
Why the hell would they think that'd be a good idea to add to this kind of game? Just make it an optional mode or something instead of forcing it into the main game
My favorite part (reason I stopped playing) in Starbound is losing all of my progress because of an update.
Because everyone at Chucklefuck is a hack.
>main villains are cultists space racists that want to kill all the aliens but also worship a giant tentacle monster that hates all life and also blew up the earth
? ? ?
I want to pollinate that plant
Cuckcassus ain't killing any floran qts on my watch
In Wargroove they canonically eat humans.
god I hate those chucklefaggots so much
they did in starbound before 1.0 cucked everything up with a story too
That essentially begs for defloration
>Chucklecucks retconning florans
Who would've thought
This game would be just fine to me if it weren't so awfully laggy. Is there really still no way, no mod, no update, no nothing, to fix that?
They canonically eat everything user
Humans are just the ones they’d probably fuck before eating or keep as a pet/dildo/emergency snack
There was only one instance of that in a lore journal and only because a human overstepped boundaries if I remember correctly
I played Starbound as a human and impregnated the furry girls
I bet she smells like a corpse plant.
>neuter racial examines
What the fuck, why?
because chucklefish user
they made comments about eating pretty much anyone user.
I mean half their furniture had human skulls on them
I knew they fucked with stuff, I put hundreds of hours in beta/alpha as a floran and I noticed so much stuff was just wrong
why did they do it
>when the glitch would simulate office gossip about nonexistent people around water coolers
i wish i had a screenshot
chucklefish works in mysterious ways user
I want a Nuru massage
did any devlogs talk about why they took out a load of content, and changed a large amount of examines?
only feedback i've seen personally is that internal disagreements led to stuff getting removed or changed
Why do Floran want to fuck humans?
They think humans look cute
Also humans have Agent Orange, which gets them drunk as fuck
human cum tastesssss like pineapple, floran like pineapple
we doing this again?
Because we look attractive to them, are and have a nice salty taste on our skin that they adore.
>They think humans look cute
Where is this said?
I want Nuru to massage my cock... with her feet
How does floran eat meat?
Are their leafy fangs that sharp and rigid?
They have black razor-sharp teeth but they're usually hidden behind their "lips"
>The porn mod focused on Florans that was being made in the /vg/ thread will never be finished, since the general died years ago
Fitting, since the game itself is long dead.
See
in the ground
We need to motivate drawfriends to make more floran smut
I forget exactly, but I think it might be from some investigation text or books
Just gonna drop this here.
Thank God florans don't have noses
How? The games dead. And Chucklefuck is moving on to a Fire Emblem clone.
alright basedboy
Thanks
BIRD TITS
8/10 would devour
The Glitch SUCK
Because her game is garbage.
Will there ever be a good Terraria in space? If enough clones are made, won't one eventually have to get it right?
>The Floran ARE danger!
I still miss it.
to attract prey
YOU'RE PICKING THE WRONG FIGHT HERE MOTHERFUCKER
... DICK
Well, there WAS planet Centauri that was shaping up to be promising. But everyone was absolutely sick of the bad Space Terraria Clones (Edge of Space, Starbound) that nobody funded it.
We'll find a way user
It should just be a normal flower down there, with pistil visible.
Just like it took multiple updates after 1.0 for them to even get towns.
What a total shame Planet Centauri died. Having RoR type worm enemies, leveled loot and rideable T-rexes seemed pretty cool. Was just a bad time to be announced.
>Romantic lovemaking night with Nuru
>Lights off and under the covers, hands interlocked
>Blindly prod my dick against her flower
>Get sounded by the pistil
>She legslocks me and pulls deeper
>Feel something enter my dick
Obligatory.
I saw a drawing with this
uh oh
I saw it too
I didn't, but I'm now interested
>>remove content already in the game because ??????
>What did they remove
>they removed removal of ?????
Again, what did they actually remove
Cute race trapped in a shit game.
I just want a cute floran bf who spits nectar in my mouth
We must break them free!
it's futa
Faggots should be executed desu.
but I'm a girl
Fuck, this actually sounds really interesting.
What the hell happened? Were the devs just that incompetent? Did they anger a gypsy witch or something?
Different guy, but from what I remember way back when the game was in beta, they removed some power abilities, dungeons, and dialogue for species that didn't like eachother.
Agarans, racial bonuses, a ton of structures removed from generation, biomes (like the rust one with metal trees), a ton of unique weapons, techs like bubble boost/directed blink, bosses, books, unique ship AI's, and more
You'd know this if you searched it yourself you nigger
Post it.
huh?
starbounds writing was shit, incomplete, messy and splintered? how could this be, they had like 50 writers!
Obviously nothing important or it would have been mentioned already. Never got the newfound hatred for starbound. Once it got out of EA it was and always will be, literally just a better version of Terraria. And Terraria is already a good game.
Sóycuck self-insert fantasy user. Lead developer outed a lot of shit just because he "didn't like it"
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every time there's a starbound thread ill post this so Yea Forums remembers
nothing will fix the game at this point but if you wanna make it bearable play the lastest version + fracking universe and some UI mods, that's about the only way to get some enjoyement out of this mess
no way to fix that unless chucklefuck releases the source code of the game and one poor soul volunteers to fix the goddamn mess they pass for code in their engine, game is incredible unoptimized and there's nothing modders or anyone can do, except for chucklefuck themselves but they don't know what the fuck they are doing so there's no hope there. i don't even know how they are gonna pull off an console version if their PC version is barely playable, they don't know how to code games to save their sorry asses
yes, they ""eat"" humans and human sausage is their favorite part
kill yourself
I'm into nightmare waifus, the more scared the boner gets, the more juice it spits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO user PLEASE DONT REMIND ME AAAAAA FUCK CHUCKLEFUCK THIS HACK COMPANY STARBOUND COULD HAVE BEEN A LITERALLY BETTER TERRARIA IT HAS THE SUPERIOR ARTSTYLE BUILDING FURNITURE EVEN COMBAT YET IT ISN'T EVEN AS GOOD OR AS DEEP
WHY CHUCKLEFUCK WHY
Sauce?
Seed pods, pollen sac, water storage. Also ever wonder why venus fly traps smell sweet and have bright red "mouths"?
Nectar storage. Female Floran produce golden liquid substance from water that tastes like decadent abrosia of the God's.
Where is she from?
Read the Thread stupid.
>the plant attracts these insects by producing a scent that mimics the scent of the female bee. In addition, the lip acts as a decoy as the male bee confuses it with a female. Pollen transfer occurs during the ensuing pseudocopulation.
No u
Starbound.
It's a trash game that could have been really good.
>avante
Thanks for reminding me to go through his art and save some
uh oh I’m glad they modded it back in
based pollen poster
I don't know if I should be disgusted or aroused.
>Haha, dumb bees thinking that plant is a bee lol.
And yet here we are fantasising about literally the exact same thing.
Kinda funny.
Thread should have lasted longer
O-oh my..
That looks so weirdly delicious.
I want to squeeze it like a vice while taking her from behind
To store nutrients for the winter
If there was a plant that pretended to be a human woman, it'd probably be a staple crop. Right up there with wheat and rice. Its cultivation inextricably linked to the rise of civilization. The very first thing a former hunter-gatherer tribe planted after discovering they could plant things.
Wouldn't even have to be a convincing fake.
>No one race is superior to the other.
>Unless its fantasy or science fiction, then my OC race is clearly superior.
Space is fucking boring if it isn't a free-for-all cluster fuck between all the space faring races.
Maybe in twenty years or so someone will give Terraria the OpenTTD treatment, and we'll finally have the starbound we should have had.
starbounder.org
>Floran : Look! Two humansss to hunt! A rare catch!
>you and a buddy will never be part of a threesome rape where you're both the victims of one insatiable floran
Maybe you should open a history book and study the Wars of human history,
then you'd see the merit of our species ferocity that isn't "OC master race".
>loli
>cp
>anime tiddies
i sleep
>plant hentai
M O R E
Any species that became the apex lifeform on its planet would almost certainly have a history as bloody as ours. You don't get to that point in evolution by being a bunch of non-competitive, unaggressive bitches.
Most Floran aren't smart enough to connect Anime to the Hylotl, unless there's fish people involved.
I highly doubt any other species would have had the same type of conflicts as humanity has had with the 30 Year War, French and Indian War, The American Civil War and both World Wars.
You ought to know where to go by now, user
someone sauce me up please
>literally a monkey
>Con
GIVE ME MY MONKEY WIFE
I already went through all the Floran images on e621. I check for new content every week. I'm expecting something new to magically show up here.
It's already in the thread
Well that's silly but you do you
the perfect "gf" for me
>humans are SPECIAL
I want this meme to die.
so what the fuck is starbound, anyways?
wasn't it supposed to be sifi terraria?
Well, they have Wargroove now.
it's hard being a degenerate
I don't see how that changes his statement, except perhaps for the addition of an S on the end.
>you can beat your meat to a cute carnivorous tribal plant
And some people still try to convince me the real world is not a boring massive dumpster fire and that it can be as interesting as fiction.
Yeah, sure.
Is this a real mod or just a mock up?
>list examples of Human conflicts that were immensly bloody and were fought with extraordinary tactics and human tenacity
>HUUUUUUUUUUR WE SO SPECIAL
You're dumb.
It could have been Terraria but better, but chucklefish are a bunch of idiots and changed plans, canceled good ideas, removed content already in the game, added a shit story tied to most all of your progression, and generally tried their hardest to ruin it.
The end result is OK at best, as long as you mod out the story because fuck that. But it could have been the best game of it's kind and now it's barely above the level of cheap Terraria clones.
>Floran
>Lilligant
Plant waifus are rare, but always god tier.
It's real alright. And covers more than just nuru, though who needs anyone else?
it's a sci-fi terraria with differences:
+building is far better
+material variety is much higher
+there's interactive furniture
+a wide range of npcs
+side stuff like farming and wiring are far better
+insanely comfy atmosphere, especially in the rain
+what's left of the universe is really cool in terms of lore
+there's neat dungeons to explore
-there's a forced story that drains the soul of the game while being boring
-the sandbox aspect gets hurt by the story and other centralising focal points that shouldn't exist
-npcs have quests (which is fine) but they're usually fetch or kill quests
-the "wide range of npcs" is generally just templates with programmed personalities that're all quite similar
-the game's optimisation is horrible
-the game suffers from a lack of direction
-chucklefish are hacks
Shit dude, you're right.
I mean, too bad its fiction and you could just have a space empire that got to where it was by having giant intergalactic orgies if you fucking wanted to or something.
Elaborate on this mod if you would.
oh and i forgot to mention:
-bosses tend to be quite shallow and are instanced, removing unique strategies and ideas
-ai is very simplistic and can be quite bad
-there's randomised mob designs but they're more and more scarce by the day, and while the unique mobs can be cool they make the game feel less random for it
-there's not enough structures generated
You know full damn well he was asking for source
Why ask me when you can look it up yourself? It's called Sexbound and there's a bunch of add ons that go with it as well.
I mean yes, but also I was just wanting to be sure it was real before I go trying to find it on my own.
Based and plantpilled
Water your plants!
I'll never forgive chucklecucks
Loving something as pure as a floran can't possible be degenerate.
>bloated with cum
Holy shit, how much did she have?
Looks like that human explorer emptied his balls into her.
Does this wargroove game have other florans or only Nuru?
2 more commanders: Sedge and Greenfinger.
Other than that it's just generic floran troops
Okay. Is the game any good?
Advance wars clone with a fantasy style
It's alright.
AI is terrible so single player is shit.
Quick Play multiplayer is full of pike degeneracy.
Too much sameness given commanders don't give passive boosts.
etc.
Sounds interesting. I enjoy that type of game.
Is it worth the pricetag?
it's so horrifying and uncanny
I love it
>pike degeneracy
do i smell
mech spam
I'd wait for specials desu despite buying it day 0. It definitely needs some work. I usually have to play out of my mind to counter pike spam without resorting to using pikes myself.
>mfw
Plant girls and bug girls are top most tier
Whos the slutty cunt in the corner? anyone have her name, facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat?
The resemblance to this Charles Manson gif is uncanny.
Only Nuru can save us now
>inb4 spawning trebuchet on the enemy commander
Based
based and self-deprecationpilled
would give bj
made for white human cock
Tru
>Get into game
>VR headset
>IP enabled long distance fleshlight
>IP dildo on other side
>WHEW
>
Gay
based and insecurepilled
I like you, plant friend.
>make a neat game
>spawn neat concepts for said game
>make it progressively less neat
>tfw no actually-good-starbound where the whole game isnt just grinding invisible upgrades made by disappointed anons
not really, i just hate niggers
>we wants humans to rule the galaxy, so we blew up our home planet
what a shitty villain
I WANT A FLORAN AND A NOVAKID AND A HYLOTL AND AN AVIAN AND A GLITCH BF SO BAD THIS ISN'T FAIR
I JUST WANT A GAY HAREM OF ALIENS WHY IS IT SO HARD
>Bf
Are you me?
I want a big gay plant too