>tfw went from posting Creepy Steve for epin lulz for teh winz0rs to legitimately wanting to see him in Smash
Anyone else know this feel?
>tfw went from posting Creepy Steve for epin lulz for teh winz0rs to legitimately wanting to see him in Smash
Anyone else know this feel?
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i hate this board
please die
All Steveposters are subhuman pinheads who should die
As a Stevefag I'm sincerely sorry
don't click the image because it's just another Steve picture
no fun allowed, at this point I want him in just to piss you faggots off
fuck off
unironically as they should be, FUCK joy and laughter
Steveposting was never funny.
GUESS WHO'S WRONG
>everything I don't like is soi
Most based meme of 2018
>anti-OC-fag posts epic Wojak pic
imagine my shock
Unfunny
cringe, bluepilled and yikes
Also unfunny.
Based, Steve will save smash discussion by putting rosterfags in their place
unbased and cringepilled
holy fucking shit, stevefags
wtf
REMINDER
Based, redpilled and cute:
>Stevegods
>Chadricks
>Chadows
>Eggbros
>Sorachads
>Doombros
>Raybros
>Chad Bandicoots
Cringe, bluepilled and yikes:
>Reimugoobers
>Makadorks
>Tails-shitters
>Banjofags
>Shantaefags
>Sansfags
>Genofags
Poyo
Add Puyochads to the "based" lists btw
I'm convinced it's one kid who posts these threads every day from the school library
steve can only jump one block high, he has no potential for vertical recovery, and glides are out
Snake can't jump at all, silly anti-Stevebro
Please do not drag Puyofags into this.
Look up Cognitive Dissonance.
Hopefully you've learned the hard way the dangers of pretending to be retarded.
Why not? We consider Puyochads to be both based AND redpilled.
He jumps in cutscenes.
Doesn't count you silly blockhead
>people still think Steve isn't getting in
ok this bread is acually epicly based lol
That's the spirit!
legit scary
>Geno is i-
No Steve is in....Geno haha
I always wanted him. I say he's up there with Mario and Pacman
Where do fuckheads (travis touchdown) go
>tfw have been playing minecraft with my friends and want steve in smash now
He has a really high chance and I'm happy about that, I hope he gets in so that Yea Forums gets BTFO and so that I beat people online with him
discord.gg/UE6gv7z
Fuck off, Discord
>discord kids trying to be Yea Forums
you are retarded
>Microsoft and Nintendo making a game pass cross platform thing
>Banjo Kazooie, Tooie, Conker, and Jet Force Gemini are all on it.
>Jet Force Gemini spirits have been found in Smash Bros Ultimate data mine
Man, stevefags are so upset that Vergeben was proven to be a huge 'i get my leaks from my drippy asshole' guy.
>steve gets in with a banjo and master chief skin
Everyone wins
Yeah. Pay 20 dollars for Villager but CUBE
Why would a Mii costume get skins? Lmfao
Ladies and gentlemen...
>*Baby I'm yours from Breakbot starts playing*
HE'S IN!
>*Bass boosted second stanza of Baby I'm yours starts blaring and shaking the building while footage of Steve from Minecraft assraping Banjo, Reimu and Geno is shown*
>smashbabies are also minecraft faggots
not even a little surprised, i guess autism crosses communities quite well
Read
and ching chong nip nong to you my lady
you only wonder who finds the time to make these
A ton of shit starts ironic then slowly morphs to literal. We need to spread awareness of being ironic as a source of cancer.
stevefags btfo
I always wanted him unironically in
Deefags and porkyfags are based too.Dee fags have one of the most ironic or Shitposting themed fanbases.Dee fags use the term hat goomba as an ironic meme and thats based.And porky fags are just like us,porky is a fat neck beard,like the average Yea Forums user.
who you callin pinhead
I know it makes me really fucking autistic but I genuinely enjoy nuMinecraft as long as I'm playing with somebody else. Trying to speak objectively I think there are much worse reps you could pick.
>steve revealed
>steve is promoting Minecraft in smash
>smash bros mash up pack revealed for Minecraft
>Minecraft is promoting smash.
Honestly nintendo and mojang and microsoft would benefit from steve,hell even pihrana plant was added to promote mario maker 2 most likely.
Please dont associate doombros and raybros with steve
ALSO steve would premote a certain movie ;) google.com
Gimmick:He starts out with wooden tools,as it breaks it gets replaced with stone tools and then eventually diamond,the strongest tool set and the most durable.When the diamond tools break he goes back to wood.
Would his tools reset when he dies?
my brainpower is not high enough to decipher this speech
sounds like it's taken from this my.mixtape.moe
pretty outdated though tbqh desu
>Reimu
>Not based
Yeah get back to your discord, tranny
Pretty much the way around for me. I always found the idea of him getting in to be pretty neat because of his moveset material.
Then the leaks happened and the meme started, and I legit find this render hilarious now. Rofl
What makes the unironic Stevefags so damn sure that Steve is guaranteed to be in? Virginben has been proven to be a hack and Mojang themselves confirmed Steve is not gonna be in Smash. Not talking about the ironic Steveshitters who only post him to piss off Banjofags (who ironically is pretty much confirmed now with the smash datamine confirming Rare stuff).
Fact: There's nothing more pathetic than people who seethe over Smash fan favorites. And every single one is asspained that the community doesn't care about their character of choice instead.
You now remember the Grinch """leak"""
youtu.be
Riddle me this, refusteves.
If Steve isn't a default skin that nobody cares about, and is in fact a liked character that could move DLC sales, why isn't his face used to promote Minecraft's side games?
He's in neither Minecraft Story Mode or Minecraft Dungeons in any capacity, let alone as a main character. SURELY, if Steve was the series mascot, or worth anything to the franchise, he would have a presence in order to promote sales of the side games, right?
Right?
Right.
Stevefag suicide watch since Links Awakening has been beautiful.
>All the mounting evidence of Nintendo and MS's relationship points to a Smash inclusion
>All the default skin had going for him is a now defunct leak
>Banjo has 3 seperate personal endorsements from the guy in charge who Nintendo will be negotiating with for a character
You have NOTHING and deep down you're aware of this and it INFURIATES you.
Go ahead and seethe for me you contrarian bitchboys. You kicking and screaming all the way through is just going to make victory all the sweeter for me in the end. I will thoroughly enjoy verbally kicking and spitting on you every time you make an appearance.
You're corpses walking around and just hoping people won't notice the stench.
>Steve isn't a character, hes the quickly discarded default skin, comparable to the generic "this could be you" character on multiplayer and MMO game boxes
>Minecraft is iconic, Steve is not, the vast majority of the general public isnt aware he has a name or is supposed to be a character, he doesnt carry the brand power of Minecraft with him which is why dirt blocks, creepers, and pigs are more prominent in branding than he is
>Despite claims the Minecrafts size will net it a Smash inclusion just for being Minecraft, only one game on the top best sellers list that's not owned by Nintendo and has a Smash fighter, its Sonic, at number 38en.wikipedia.org
>Despite the fact that Street Fighter and Resident Evil are much bigger Capcom franchises than Megaman, Megaman got into Smash before either of them
>Masahiro big black man Sakurai has definitively stated that he based Smash Ultimate newcomers off of ballot results (the final nail in the denialfag coffin, much as you try to pretend its not)
>Based on a combination of several factors (older age of Nintendo's demographic in the 3DS/WiiU era/Ballot being spread only by Nintendo Direct and word of mouth alone/Fan Polls accurately predicting fan demand fueled newcomers added to Ultimate) its fair to say we have clear image of ballot results, and Steve is not the dominant Microsoft character
>Even if "but muh kiddies fan polls dont account for" meme were true, Minecraft still wasnt on Nintendo platforms until after the ballot had ended entirely, there's also the question of how kids managed to vote for a character when they arent even aware it has a name
>Pushing the default skin of Minecraft as desirable would be counterproductive to the core of Microsofts business model with the title: selling cosmetics
And last, but certainly not least
*open backpack*
*WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR*
*Oh no… Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY YOUTUBE VID-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*V-VERGEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCHAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*I NEED HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*HIS SOURCES WERE WRONG NOT HI-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-…..*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IM NOT JUST A DEFAULT SKIN IM A CHARACTER I SWEAR*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*Gu-huh!*
*walks away*
B-B-B-BUT BANJO IS AN IRRELEVANT AND DEAD FRANCHISE! NOT LIKE MINECRAFT! MINECRAFT IS COOL AND HIP! I-IT MUST BE IN SMASH! A-A-A-AND I'M TOTALLY NOT IN DENIAL, HERE, LOOK AT THIS UGLY STEVE IMAGE I MADE TO PROVE H-HOW CERTAIN I AM OF T-T-THIS!
>[Palpable silence intensifies]
I'm glad you've all learned a lesson here today.
Your are nothing and you have nothing without your little fake leak to save you. You never could think for yourself, which is why you ended up a refusteve in the first place, and now without your "proof" to wave around in people's faces you retards can't even definitely prove that your """"most wanted""" is a character, let alone a consideration for Smash.
You're a leakfag meme born of a guessing game trying to act like you have anything else going for yourselves.
You deserve your misfortunes and I'll be mocking you subhumans endlessly until the far off day where you finally reach Stage 5: Acceptance.
better get comfortable bucko, these shitposters are here to stay.
But I enjoy watching the dead men scramble for life
cope
>No argument because the Refusteve isn't used to thinking for himself
youtubemultiplier.com
Not an argument. Also, this is ACTUAL cope, ironically.
Scramble and cope, scramble and cope.
There's literally not a single genuine smash fan who wants Steve over Banjo in smash. Cringe and copepilled.
wakey wakey
Why does this character have a permanent Dreamworks face?
Can't wait for the json leak to end up being real
I honestly would not mind Steve. Yeah, I said it. I think it's fine if became a playable character in Smash. It's a really good game and it's been around for years now. And it makes money. I dont see why he shouldn't be in. The renders are gross yeah, but I'm looking at the big picture here.
>Still won't address the above arguments
Legitimately embarrassing lmoa
Now THIS is based and redpilled
Based steve bro, I hope Steve and your other picks make it in! Same goes for everyone, even Banjo can come along!
>It's a really good game
It's a proof of concept Notch didn't bother to explore because he already got his money. Minecraft isn't garbage it's a landfill.
Get better tastes user, you deserve them.
WAKEY WAKEY
STEVE STILL NOT IN SMASHEY
I sure am looking forward to watching you Stevefags cope for the rest of your sad lives
Stage 3: Bargaining
Never change Yea Forums.
Fuck purseowner
You are small time
If you actually think Steve should get in because of this, then you should be picketing outside of Nintendo of Japan for not including the Tetris Blocks by now.
COPE
reminder that vergenben was the 1st to introduce Steve as dlc and that he got btfo last direct with Link's awakening and Star Fox Grand Prix.
Don't forget Cubivore.
Based Stevefriend
Where are my normal stevebros at?
A few of you are decent and dont post that awful model
>He says while trying to put as much distance between him and the dump of "posts refusteves can't say anything to" earlier in the thread
Keep running scared while telling other people to cope. I'm loving your desperation
ohohohoho
Did I strike a nerve?
Has that fag responsed or did he official get BTFO?
You can cope all you want in the gas chamber, Stevefag.
While I agree the game isnt as fleshed out as it should be, or rather too fleshed out at this point, I think Minecraft overall is a game that has people flex their creative muscle and make amazing things or simply looking for an adventure down into the earth. I don't mind if he makes it in or not, but I wont deny there is a chance.Whoever you want user, I hope they make it in too.
Wakey wakey stevefags.
>If I don't post the render I'm good!
"No!"
Stevefags are subhumans regardless of whether they act like it in threads. Your tastes are what make you subhumans, the behavior of refusteves just drives the point home.
Your tastes in "characters" is laughably abysm. Your shit tastes won't be entertained just because you act civil. As is the case with sansfags, shantaefags, and others who have tastes so terrible they don't deserve to be engaged on a serious level.
You all will hang on the day of the rope
I went from wanting him to hating the idea.
And is Skyrim a good game because people can get their creative juices flowing? Get some standards.
I genuinely wish misfortune on you
Man, I dont even care if he gets in. I was just saying that minecraft has had a very large impact on the gaming world. If he gets in, okay. If not, okay.
*tick tock*
Can you hear it Smashies? The time for my debut is coming closer and closer!
>character i dont like bad
>seethe an entire essay onto Yea Forums
Rent free
I played Undertale for the first time recently and Sans went from one of my least wanted to one of the characters I’d be happy with.
>Being a fad past it's prime is impact
Lmoa
Yikes!
Imagine seething this hard over /ourguy/ making it to Smash!
But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
What's wrong with being creative? Enjoying things even if they arent simple isnt wrong. And we honestly don't know what to expect with this character pass except what we know.
I like our steveposting died right after that.
It's not even "being creative" it's covering for the many faults in game design that Minecraft suffers from
Dude, don't got fooled by Reddit memes. Nobody is actually supporting Sans. People who actually unrionically want Undertale to get a rep ask for Frisk.
Minecraft has had a genuinely big impact on gaming. I'm not gonna say that this means it deserves anything out of it. Whether he gets in or not depends entirely on nintendo.
This guy's nose always disturbed me a bit
DEATH TO EVIL STEVE
youtu.be
No and you are still retarded. Only now the meme has completely taken over your brain, too.
But you already had your debut. You debuted to the "deconfirmed for Smash Bros beyond a single shred of a doubt" list months ago.
It hasn't, being a passing trend isn't impact.
If it's had an impact it's popularizing the cancer that is early access and the general rise of lazy game devs.
I see you're still coping.
Hey, can you make steve as giygas?
That's just how the game was made though. Whether the faults were intentional or not, it's what makes up minecraft. No game goes without flaws, even our favorite ones. Like I said, I dont mind if he makes it or not.
>It hasn't, being a passing trend isn't impact.
Listen user. I know you're seething that Steve is getting in Smash while Banjo is sitting in the garbage, but I seriously hope you're not delusional enough to believe this.
The ultimate stevepost
A part of it was never ironic and if you think anyone thought you or any other Steveposter were in just for kicks, then you were mistaken. We all know how irony works by now.
Ja feel my man
How can banjokes even compete with all the quality OC that's been pumped out by Stevechads?
It's game design has had no impact on the game design of anything but a mountain of 1:1 bootlegs (which Minecraft also is one of an earlier game called infiniminer).
The only impact it's had is lowering the bar for game development.
If by Mojang, you mean the PR people at Minecon, then you are somewhat mistaken. PR=/= corporate business decisions
For me to cope would imply that you had posted evidence suggesting he's in at all. But you haven't. and the fact that you're replying to actual evidence against your point with COPE instead of presenting evidence actually proving he's in ironically proves that you're the one who's really coping.
You man that wall of text?
I didn't even read it, I'm just calling you out as the seething cunt that you are.
Stevies can’t meme
>
Also make an Alex version, like Bride of Stevenstein
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all me
Your shitposting but
>That poster count
Stevefags definitely samefag like hell
LOOK GARY THERE I AM
youtube.com
This is the guy running the Steve discord
Minecraft is 100% still for cringey kids and people born after 2000, Yes it's true that kids born in 2000 are growing up now but that doesn't change the fact their first console was probably the Wii with shovelware Disney games on it.
Maybe a DSi with Olaf's Quest on it and iCarly. Then they learn "Wats Minecwaft?" and start playing that. These are the people who want Steve in Smash. The now 17 year old babies who don't know anything before the Wii era. The same audience who listens to YouTube Let's Player's to see what games they should play next.
>"If I can't be bothered to read the counterargument, that must mean they're wrong!"
>"That proves that you're the one who's seething, not me!"
You better hope Steve doesn't get in. Because your autism has been snapped and I'll be making sure to post this cap in every Smash thread if Steve gets announced. You'll be like the legendary retard who said Lucario will never get in Brawl back in 2007.
>You'll be like the legendary retard who said Lucario will never get in Brawl back in 2007.
Steve fans were likely only 5 when this occurred.
I don't have to hope. Before a fake leaker who duped you retards into believing him chimed in it wasn't even a consideration, for good reason.
I don't have to hope characters like Steve, Goku, and Sans don't get into Smash. That's like worrying about Shaggy getting into mortal Kombat.
Dont see any arguments against these posts, faggot.
Gentlemen, he's in.
>Vergeben will be right and you'll be sorry!
>G-Going in my cringe compilation
Oh no no no look at this dude
At this point the Blockheads have been BTFO'ed so hard it's fun to knock them around as they try to smug themselves into relevance.
Shaggy would’ve been a good joke character and nod to fans and you know it
your mom is in lol
How can anyone hate this shit? It's way funnier than wojak pepe number 47261616#
Surrender your soul to me and I will promise you eternal greatness
Fans of pic related get salty over it
>Me no zoomer, 21 year old series zoomer
Absolute state
It's as spammed and canned, putting slightly more effort into an image you spam 10k times with corresponding pastas doesn't matter when they're used like that.
At the end of the day it's an image and posts I've seen a hundred times before, they're equally creatively bankrupt.
kino
Seething really turned in to a new version of "You mad bro?"
You see this, Blockheads? This is your literal owner confirming that he would very much prefer a "dead franchise" over you, and this is just one of 3 times he showed it. If Steve is such a unique character why isn't there more merch of him? Aren't you supposed to be all popular and relevant? Funny how all of your retarded talking points is just subjective drivel. Nothing you pricks say touches why Steve could work as a viable fighter. Banjobros easily refute your dumb arguments and yet you all just respond with the same words of "Cope" and "Seething". The time will come soon Blockheads, and when we all see that Minecraft Mii costume we will all revel in your tears.
>based Steve thread still up
vocaroo.com
Convince me this wouldn't legitimately be cool as fuck
GOTCHA! I'm only 7 of those!
>eggchads
>liking stevefags
fuck off faggot
HOLY FUCK
Good thing it's not up to you!
Based Stevechads making 2hu parodies
>pepe and wojakposters hate OC
hmmmm....... really boggles the 'ol noggin........
Better luck next time fuckboy
Nice
It's not OC past the first time it's been posted, definitely not the hundredth time. Stevefags are another brand of Pepe/Wojak cancer
Fuck off. I don't give a shit what you feel, you killed smash discussion. It's fucking all about stevefags now.
seething
COPE
O
P
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>No arguments
The classic refuseethe
don't need arguments when you're as cute and charismatic as a Stevechad!
No u
>The absolute continent of the refuseether
Not arguments. Come back when you can actually use the English language and not meme autopilot.
IMAGINE not wanting this lil cutie in Smash!
steve posting is the best thing to happen to this place in a while, I'll be sad to see it die in the future.
>Stevefags think this is "cute"
Holy fucking shit.
>Sad to see it die in the futurs
It's already a weekend at bernies situation. It's been dead since the direct.
Either baiting or incredibly retarded
>dee fags
>not getting triggered and anal blasted at the single utter of hat goomba
lol
based literal autism-poster
It'll pick up again around the time of the next Direct
based generic anime reaction image No.5726 poster
Based
Hello discord
Nah, its ogre
All anybody need to say is Links Awakening and it shuts it down entirely.
One thing I have to admit is that Stevefags never seem like they're LE MAD. They're very good at playing the part of the smug asshole that always has the upper hand.
>Steve thread
>civil
Bullshit. Bull fucking shit. Steve posts were born solely to kill smash discussion. Its chemo in disguise.
HOLY FUCK BASED
Hahaha what? This entire thread is full of maximum seethe from them. They've done nothing but get desperately asspained since the direct.
I was actually all for Steve in Smash until the board became infested with Stevefags
Steve in Smash is literally a large scale "Tanks in Terraria" thing you absolute genius
>letting Yea Forums influence who you want in
Lol
>not
I want r*ddit to leave
>I can't believe acting like a subhuman has consequences!
Cope.
>steve bad
>erdrick good
>npc.jpg
Go back.
We as a whole collectively decided we don't want him in, so fuck off or fuck off back to r*ddit
Generic avatar and not even a character default skin are both shit tier and support for both is comprised entirely of spite fueled contrarians.
>muh reddit boogieman
Hivemind
kys redditor
kys
fucking tranny faggot kys
back to discord please
kys faggot
Lolreddit
>Times are all exactly a minute apart
>All say KYS
Imagine seething this hard
Why do people even want Steve. Honestly a Creeper or Enderman would be a better rep than Steve
>26
>28
>exactly a minute a part
fucking retarded redditor
>2 seconds
>h-heh not a minute apart retard!!!
Go to bed you autistic fucking child
More like, why do retards end questions with a period.
fucking kill yourself you fucking retarded stevefaggot piece of human shit
I sense some MAJOR insecurity issues here
Spite fueled contrarianism
They don't want Steve. They just want to fuck over Banjo and Kazooie and their fans because they're upset the Smash community wants those two more than whatever their non-ironic most wanted is. Of course they cant actually handle the heat, so instead of putting their most wanted in the line of fire they hide behind Steve and ""irony"".
Every single person who gets butthurt at Smash fan favorites is just impotently asspained over the community not wanting "their" character. Always remember that. It's a rule without exception. Behind every refusteve is a dejected rosterfag seething stay the communities top picks.
>assuming I’m a stevefag
Heh, running out of insults redditfag?
>thinking Stevefags take it this seriously or even play Smash Bros at all in the first place
Yea Forums used to have really good OC, this is where we ended up.
>no fun allowed fags
I have a cool cosplay for you guys, take a rope and fucking hang yourselves.
The people who find steve funny are the same people that find Jacksepticeye funny.
Hide behind that irony user, lord knows you couldn't actually handle what you dish out if it was directed towards your most wanted.
>thinking Steveposting is sincere and not a rejection of Smash autism
You've rejected smash autism because smash autism has rejected you
>everyone is as autistically absolutely obsessed with Super Smash Bros as I am
big yike
It's ok user, we already knew you were a coward. As evidenced by you not bringing your most wanted forward to prove me wrong.
If Steve gets in, would he be Unga Bunga
Alright moron
Mosted wanted? Sora
Kill yourself
Ahahahahaha, no wonder you have to stoop to Steveposting.
Nobody actually wants Sora more than me.
>Refusteve's actual most wanted is in ""competition"" with a community fan favorite
Like clockwork
steve
sneeve
scheeve
"Good with mods" just means bad. Minecraft is a bad game.
Steve is the shittiest thing.
>implying steve has a chance for smash
he can't do anything
>We don't even play smash!
>ALRIGHT FINE I ADMIT IT IM A SORAFAG SEETHING THAT YOU FAGGOTS WANT GENO MORE
>WHY COULDNT IT BE SORA? WHY? AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The depths of refusteve degeneracy legitimately impresses me.
For the record, Sora is my second most wanted behind Banjo. I'm just not a fucking jealous subhuman over people liking different things than me.
Git gud at being a decent human being you filth.
>sans
>not based
buddy..
Die.
no u
>.gif
Oh shit oh fuck
>it's a parody, so it can't be worse than what it's mocking
>not liking steve gifs