They start making fun of your accent

>snake ass speech impediment
a speech impediment, huh?

had surgery on my nose and throat and it still sounds like I have a code to everyone

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>hey get on webcam bro!

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cold*

Fuck, I still have a speech impediment along with me talking too fast sometimes so I would have to repeat things but it's not as bad when I was younger. Although sometimes I stutter super fucking hard

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all languages need to be learned you silly burger

what coding language do you speak now?

Nice excuse for your low iq you got there, ti dispiace se ci rido sopra?

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joke's on the amerilards who make fun of the uk thinking i care cause they cant into NZ accents

why would astolfo not want to get on webcam. astolfo is very pretty and confident in his appearance

aonna

Anglos PLEASE stop bullying me I beg of you

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>have a code
>impediment is so bad that it even affects his typing

holy shit DGMurdochIII is that you?

I make fun of people because I expect to be made fun of in turn. It’s a great feeling when everyone rips each other apart with words

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Don't remind me.

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huh?
vocaroo.com/i/s1SpeuiWO7uW

That image is hot post more

>Can't tell if I love or hate the UK accents

it's the no apaches in terraria guy

I can understand this sentiment completely. However there are some autists who can't portray a banter tone, and sound too genuine with their insults. That shit's just awkward

you ratfink

>Tfw no accent
I never have anything interesting to say, but at least I'd sound cool saying it right? Fuck

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>no one on the server speaks English in the first place
Fuck you Slavs stop playing on EU West go back to your own shitty servers.

Kids in MOBA games especially suck, they always give me shit about my static typing when I have a code.

lisp

oh fuck that guy was funny
the answer is no

Hey Quebequeer
Fuck the Habs
I hope they ET LE BUTT themselves out of the playoffs

>Sti americani col cervello offuscato dagli hamburger e il colesterolo che ti pigliano per il culo perchè sei più intelligente.
LEZZI

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Unfortunately I agree with this too, either someone is too sensitive or someone else takes a joke too far. Joke with your friends, or just online with strangers

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нямa

Where are you from that doesn't have an accent?

>Play a game called Rust
>50% of any American server is either russians or koreans
FUCK

>had to learn english
user, everyone learn english by playing vidya/watching movies/using internet
no1 actually learns it

OP's accent is cute! CUTE!!

I'll never make fun of you, user.
i don't even join voice chat or I just mute everybody

Sounds like Shadman tbqh

>talk mostly without accent
>slip up and people realise that I'm russian
>get bombarded with cyкa блять's
Life is eternal suffering

>tfw finnish
Just kill me senpai

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>>>SHADMAN

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>they start making fun of your stutter

IT'S NOT AN UGUU ANIME GIRL THING I CAN'T FUCKING TALK, ESPCIALLY FOR WORDS THAT START WITH S

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why is it that every time an American joins they're always trying to be the biggest faggot on voice chat

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SEEEKAAAAA

Same can be said about Japanese

everyone has an accent user

He's probably from SoCal
source: I too am from SoCal and I too have no accent.

That's the worst part of my situation
I'm from New York with Polish parents
Because I didn't socialize much with children from Brooklyn I never got a true NYC accent, and I never acquired my parents accent
I just have a very generic Common American pronunciation of everything

>Spaniard
>lived most of my life (since 5 years old) in us
>American accent
>white skin
>blow people away by speaking Spanish
>”user I didn’t know you were Mexican”

Every fucking time.

its the alpha american taking over the europeons and other lesser beings

>They tell you to stop mumbling and speak up

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>being born in an easy mode country
fucking casuals

Don't @ me unless /yourteam/ was the last to bring it home

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One of you have it bad

Try being an Albanian geek

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>Spaniard
>White
pick one

I'm german and only ever had people love my accent, you people really need to start coming from better countries

Dude everyone has an accent. Everyone.

>tfw from jew york city
>everybody always goes AYYYYYYY YOU TAWKIN TA ME
nobody ever does this because nobody cares where I'm from

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>Albanian

To be fair American accents that aren't southern sound shit or just funny to the rest of us.

Like a TV accent yeah? I'm Canadian but I have a little bit of that in me.

FATENIGGER

Jokes on you, >my team hasn't brought home shit

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Nah I get the what he means, when I watch people from California online I genuinely feel sorry for them, it sounds like a default boring generic voice.

I adore New York/Brooklyn accents.

They typically sound gay. In the nicest way of wording it

I still remember that kid in Halo 3 that left because people kept making fun of his super high pitch voice

How the fuck do you people even distinguish American accents? I can hear a southern one from everything else but within those two areas the difference are so negligible it seems impossible, and how would you form opinions over them? Do native english speakers have autism?

Basically yes
I used to say "tah" instead of "to" but doing debate club stopped that
My relatives say I have a very strong American accent when I speak Polish
Funny how?
I'm really jealous. You a Brooklynite?

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nice

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>be british
>everyone thinks I'm Canadian or American because of my accent
>have no idea how it happened
>cue to Christmas job
>manager calls me in to bitch at me and some other guy
>remember her telling me to stop acting American

I listen until they start talking about their 1/16th german and 1/20th scottish heritage.

That’s kinda rude. Did you report her to HR for discrimination?

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double kek

Whenever you feel sad or lonely pls rember at least you're not an Ottawafag

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Howdy traveler?

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user, language is something anyone who isnt genuinely disabled can learn. Even low IQ circumcised mutts are capable of learning more than one language if they apply themselves.

and that's why I play with no mic and text muted since 2010 now

It’s true that those kind of people are insufferable. I genuinely wish to learn more about my ancestry and who my great grandparents and so on were and what they were like

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Probably should have but I only had about 2 weeks left at the time and the rest of my shifts started when she was leaving.

>I'm really jealous. You a Brooklynite?
yes, south brooklyn. right by the water
thats nice, I'm glad someone likes it

Good, then start learning it.

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Eh, fair enough. Fuck em.
I like accents I can at the very least understand.

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EY, I'M WALKIN' HEAH

cute voice

>Have autism
>Instead of normal Aussie accent it makes my voice sound posh and slightly british
>People compliment me on how I speak, and tell me they love my accent (although they often have issues placing it, so I get asked where I'm from often.)
I lucked out bros.
This is irl though, I don't speak online. Or play online in general.

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wawwkin heeya

Good on you user. Won the autism lottery

>tfw have southern accent
>speak on mic
>everyone starts making inbred jokes

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>be flip
>hate flip accent
>have flip accent
Thank goodness my people will never have the spotlight.

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>tfw newfie accent and slight lisp so i sound like a gay retarded cartoon character from the 30s

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Dropped a ring in er last night

i thought flips were the most powerful people in the universe

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I don't even know what accent I have.

ya'll from worshingtun dc? I git real tarr'd of you city folk comin up herr like you got sum kind of farr in yer britches

What is with American's being so retarded to think they don't have accents?

It's literally impossible to not have an accent.

>they find out you're black

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What's with every inbred island monkey thinking their backwards ass accent is the proper way to speak english when Americans not only do it better but set the standard for it?

Flips are kin to spics, pajeets, and cockroaches: they're brown, resilient, have no concept of birth control, and spread like the plague. Much of the Filipino economy depends on flips working overseas and wiring both money and supplies (balik bayan boxes) back home because the country's such a shit hole. Flip accent, and SEA accents in general, just sound terrible since my ears are so used to English. There's a sort of oscillating cadence when they speak, while English is a lot flatter.

>dont think i have Boston accent
>friends dont think i have Boston accent
>accent manifests itself when playing online games and talking on them
Fuck, please no

>bawwwston
my condolences

>dude you sound like a depressed NEET in-the-closet virgin, bro

>America being the standard for anything
God damn I'm so happy trump is assraping your country

That'll be 3 dawllahs

Never used vocaroo before. Here goes nothing
vocaroo.com/i/s0FpVl5heIrR

I gotta pahk mah cah in havahd yahd ya stupid kunt
>tfw also noticed that my accent comes out when driving and i yell at people
HELP

flip women are under the little brown fuck machine category. I've heard they like Americans too

I'm even happier knowing that you can't cope

CONNOR IS THAT YOU?

Fuck off with politics you faggot

just change ur accent bro

Americans have the best accent.

Every hapu flip I know always has the flip on the mom's side. I wonder why? Gold diggers

aaaaand here's your 'obsessed'

avrei bisogno di ...

The American Empire is the Arsenal of Democracy and loves Oil, Freedom and killing Brown people. God Bless those crazy Yanks.

it's not like we all have the same accent, user.

I don't live in the city to do or experience this myself but my entire family acts this way all the time so there's more than enough OOOOOOOAHS AND AAAAYYYYYS to satisfy my needs

Americans don't all have one single accent

what american accent is your favorite

>America is so powerful that other countries are forced to learn english
Hahahhahaha sucky suck my dick faggot

>no Texan gf
:(

>say something related to the game going on
>tilted faggot repeats it in a mocking tone

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I'm the same user, people thought it was a stuttering problem when I was a kid. I can control it but I have to focus, easy to lose focus when I am chilling. It affects how I type as I forget to type words.

>LOL user, YOU HAVE A LISP AND AN ACCENT, PFFT HAHAH, YOU SOUND LIKE A TOTAL LOSER, TALK MORE, IT'S FUNNY!

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Italiano is the best language fat americans.

pretty sure burgers love Mario

Why does this shit make me angry? I don't even have a lisp but seeing others getting made fun of for it pisses me off.

stutteringhelp.org/cluttering

Women with french accents speaking english

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>Italians calling anyone fat
You're living in a country full of fat manlets.

No reason to, the best is all we need.

>when the start seductively hon honning

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Sounds like midwest america to me

I'll make fun of accents for days, especially really lazy ones from Swedes and krauts, but I don't have it in me to make fun of speech impediments.

>healer complimented my voice in overwatch
>said they liked hearing me speak and kept complimening me on how I played
>couldn't tell if it was a dude or a girl
I was confused that day

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say "Go wash your hands and come get in the car" and i'll be able to tell you

>america invented english
>forced
based muritard

good bait user I appreciate you :)

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having a conversation with yourself there chief?

another disorder to add to my self diagnoses

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jesus christ

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Ay weysh ay could do ayy brooklyn accent, all ay ken seem ta do consistently is thay. uhh rednek accent, witch ay some times do out ov some fawm ov habbit ay guess, nahwt that there ay have ayy problem with it maand y'all, ay like that there accent, it's ayy fun accent

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>tfw they start making fun of how you laugh

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Alright
vocaroo.com/i/s0hVfcTLMHz4

obesity.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=006032
>italy 106
OH NONONONONO HOW WILL THE AMERILARD EVER RECOVER

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Vehn I vaz a wittle gwirrl I had a few of spydehrs!

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Leaf?

>start laughing
>people love it
>everyone tries to make you laugh the rest of the game

>They start making fun of the fact that you don't talk at all and may only communicate in gestures and text emoticons.

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>try to say a sentence
>stutter in the middle of it
>end up not being able to say the sentence
>get laughed at
I CANT HELP IT

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I'm from long island but I don't think I have an accent.

just to make sure say "sorry bro, I need to call out"
then i'll know

I'm not American, you obsessed manlet.

>voice is still cracking
please help me god

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I hate to break it to your John Oliver but 2016 was 3 years ago.

Tell me, Yea Forums.
vocaroo.com/i/s0ShUbHWsk4j

We learn British English in school though

The pokemon thread is down the block

Not really, mostly it's because english is sush piss easy language even a 6 year old can get a grasp on it, wich makes it a great tool when you need to interact with foreigners from any country.

imagine spelling everything fucking wrong.
brits are retarded

>Dutch and Swedish guy has better English then the British

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Nah. Not a leaf
vocaroo.com/i/s0x6VY9fgHxU

So you speak Chinese?

>When you hear an Italian accent

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>brazilian friend keeps laughing at my russian accent
>dont wanna talk in voip anymore

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>Dutch speaker
>barely an accent
fuck you if you do this

It's weird, you have a somewhat higher than average-pitched voice, but I can tell you are over 20

>im not american guys i totally don't need a fat cart to go around the land of freedom!
Tbh even if you aren't then you're quite a brainlet to wihte knight burgers.

>tfw my online friend came out to me that he was black like he was a fag coming out of the closest

Weirdest thing.

I'm not white knighting anyone, I'm just making fun of deluded Italians.

I got help with Rhotacism but I can only pronounce R once or twice in a row then I have to stop else everything turns into L.
People don't actually know I have a problem so they just make fun of me stopping mid sentences here and there.

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it's difficult to say since it's basically the American "TV accent", but I would wager that you (or your parents if you've adopted their accent) are from the east coast, north of the mason dixon line, but south of new england. maybe slightly west of there but I wouldn't think further west than Ohio.

that, or you've intentionally cultivated a "correct, unaccented" manner of speaking american english in which case congrats

rent free

Lets be honest after almost 2 decade I still never heard a russian speaking without that really THICC accent.

>Maine accent
>Say "Can I get some help over here?"
>every faggot repeats back
>AYUH CAHN I GET SUM FAHKIN HELP OVAH HEAH
I don't t-talk like that..

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>Have strong Texan accent
>Everyone asks if im arthur morgan

Ya seethe

you do

Is that how you call burgers?

>AYUH
ITS PAYNE

Do you enter every Voice channel with a a YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA

>they start making fun of your gay voice

I'M 24 AND I'M A MAN, I'M 6FT WITH A JOB AND A GF, STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SOFT AND SENSUAL VOICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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underrated post

post vocaroo

It's okay, anons. I'm sure most of the people making fun of your accents are just jealous.
Almost every accent has its own charm.

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My accent comes from the tallest mountains of kentucky/west virginia. I assure, whatever you've heard, I've probably heard more retarded.

>get a new mic
>people say I sound nicer and higher pitched
>they say I sounded scary with old mic
I would rather sound scary and deep pitched than nice and high pitched

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I-i guess you don't have to...

dumb reassuring anime poster

Shut up, you know you love me.

50% soon, amerilard and there's nothing you can do about it:)

I wanna hear it

>tfw londoner
>tfw bong posting doesn't sound different in my head to normal text

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but that's cute tho

Compared to who? Virtually every white country that isn't Poland or Denmark will be black, arab or asian majority within 30 years.

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>ESL
>Find own population's accent awful when speaking English
>It sounds like fingernails on blackboard
>Realize I'm inevitably part of the problem
>Decide I'll have none of that
>Tear apart my own accent
>Twist my tongue and stretch my lips to voice the strange English sounds that don't exist in my native language
>Accent changes
>But now my words stop mid-sentence at random times
>Converse online with American friends
>Word blockage slowly fades away
>Process complete
>Local people compliment my exotic sounding English
>People from other countries describe my accent as generally European
>mfw not even European
>Nobody online even comments on the accent
>mfw butchered my accent into normality

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Do you speak very fast? Do you forget to type words? Do people think you have a stuttering problem?

>(((Breitbart)))

vocaroo.com/i/s1DmWtBImGhz
It's really not that bad.

>have a lisp
>can’t even say the word right because of it
Who decided to name it this, fucking annoying.
I never took any speech therapy to fix it because the other kids would say I sounded like Cobra Commander, and that was the coolest shit to me.

what country

I wanna hear your cute voice, user.

Damn people are just bullying you

sup Nife

>be such a country lad you have to learn your countrys language twice (small town giberrish and the pure state language)
>learn amarican from TV and british from school, and austrailian from the crocadil hunter at weekends
>be a fucktard and learn german instead of russian, spanish japanise or chinese, as most of the weeaboo shit from the internet is asian and gets translated to russian or spanish

atleast i can get on mic and start talk loudly and angerly in german for shit and giggle

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Interesting analysis. I appreciate the thought you put into guessing where I'm from. Well, regardless, here's the truth:
vocaroo.com/i/s1Vu8ZRuCOhW
Maybe this is somewhat expected, maybe not. Oh, and a little more background is that English is actually my only language because my parents wanted their kids to assimilate or something.

No. I just say yall a lot and say yer or over yonder

>Germanbro joins
>inevitably gets low-key flustered at the lack of ordnung
>"I ask for help from a teammate but ze teammate is not zer!"
>everyone cracks up and starts doing German accents
>think the accent is cute

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>Australian
>parents parked me in front of the TV all day when I was kid
On top of speech impediments I've got some mix between australian and American that sounds fucking retarded and not like either of them

>turn on mic
>youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>turn off mic

>join a server
>hear this as soon as you do

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Have you killed your parents yet?

I'm american, so I don't have to worry about having an accent

Meant to post vocaroo
vocaroo.com/i/s1l8vktNn9cs

please share it with the class

>in-game voice chat
based and redpilled
>discord epic gamer voice chat
cringe and underage pilled

>Not making fun of them back
Things like this is why you never have any Bros

>watch a video of me when I was 6 years old
>had an extremely delicate posh British accent despite living in Washington
>somewhere along the way lost it and sound like a generic boring burger
>none of my family is brits, nobody knows why I had it

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I can hear CRTs over voice chat

I know your pain, user. I stutter like a motherfucker too.

It's probably not that but I do just come to a full stop when I try to speak my two other (first) languages and have no idea what word follows next, even if I premeditate on it and practice a sentence I forget when I actually have to use it. Doesn't happen when I'm speaking English but that has its own problems like slurring my words even when I'm trying to talk slow.

unfunny and gross

tagalog sounds like you're eternally drowning, if only your kind actually were

>tfw im a spic and my dad's side are still popping out new babies even though they can't afford it
>over a 20 year age gap even though my cousins are in the same generation
why can't they just pull out jesus

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I'm involved with a lot of foreigners and have come to the conclusion that we're the only ones who hate our Finnish accents. Non-Finns always think nothing of it or that it's cool.

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It'd derail everything, so I'd rather not say.
Not him

Everyone had to learn English at some point. Even you. What a stupid post, holy shit.

>Pooland
>white
Nice try Piotr

>You have a relatively high pitched voice for a male of your age

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Sounds like a Croatian guy I know.

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Post it.

>be finnish
>HAY KÄN SUMWAN HELP MII OH VER HEAR PLIIS
>hear back only snickering

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>not taking pride in having produced Spurdo

prove it stinky

>It'd derail everything,
threads almost ded anyway, just tell me

Trust me, SoCal has an accent.

What the fuck? What's up with this post?

>Not really stuttering anymore but afraid that it might happen still, so I avoid anything that involves a mic

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Sounds like stuttering then when you lose track of what the next word is. Cluttering and Stuttering share some similarities and people who clutter are often misdiagnosed with stuttering. Typically your brain is out racing your lips, you realize you skipped over a word or syllable and you go back and try to correct it, causing you to stumble over your words, thus producing the stuttering effect. The only solution I have found that works is manually speaking, control every word out of your mouth, especially when you are anxious or in tense environment. If you are slowing your speech down and you can talk relatively normally then its a cluttering problem.

>slavs
>not white
Every time

Being Fr*nch is suffering

everyone knows
>my country = white
>your country = not white

oui oui baguette

>Always had troubles with speech when younger
>Barely talked alongside it
>Join group calls for background noise / I could just type in chat
>"C'mon user, just talk in the chat! I can't read discord / skype /whatever all the time"
>It's been over a year
Help

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I'm like 99% sure I have a thick accent but every time I speak everyone assumes I'm Canadian or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

hon hon hon go get your white flag on a baguette pole, snailfrog

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finns sound like an autistic swede

this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

This used to be me.

cute

Whatever I tell myself was the reason for ghosting on all my online friends, them pushing for mic conversations was the real one

>your country
>white
pick 1

One dude told me once that he had trouble making out some of words over the 360 mic because I do have a thickish accent. But that was as soon as we switched to the xbone and its mic, as apparently it is better. Irl nobody has ever said anything about my voice. At least regarding not being able to understand me.

european women sound disgusting

To be honest, the fact that the de facto Lingua franca of the world is such a simple one it's a good thing.
Most retards can't into it for some reason anyway.

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I'm Israeli. I despise the Israeli accent so fucking much. I considered skipping over Wonder Woman because of Gal Gadot's accent, and because of how the other actresses were instructed to imitate the accent so she doesn't sound out of place. Ended up pirating it. Her accent wasn't terrible, but she sounded retarded.

>always defend people with speech impediments because I find it endearing and kind of cute

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>tfw girls told me they masturbated to me on mic just because of my accent
could have been worse

Somehow that seems rather common. People seem to like German accents.
>Mfw sometimes they think I'm dutch

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>ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL???
>say im a girl
>YOURE LYING
>say im a boy
>THATS DEFINITELY A GIRL!!!

worth. hrt has been great i usually pass as male in vc but if i get excited or laugh my pitch goes higher and people start asking questions.

>tfw have an orbiter after he heard my voice
can you guys not. i just want to play video games.

Dutch is just trying to be every other accent around them at the same time.

People keep making fun of my accent and say that I sound russian
Makes me sad. I keep trying to pronounce stuff properly and it makes me sound even stupider.
Kill me pls

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True I guess. I kinda wanna learn Dutch one day just for the lulz. Shouldn't take long anyway.

Practice talking with someone
It'll get better,

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Don't worry SE Europe accents are endearing more than anything else.

tfw guy and had raging boner when a group of American girls walked past me chatting and cursing like sailors. American accents sound so fluid and soft.

Post your voice.

post more morkos

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weird innit

>ey you mind pal I'm waaahking over hea

What's the problem?

I don't have more

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>niggb
What did he mean by this?

>Be American living in Germany
>At Bürgeramt (Like a DMV, get personal ID there, etc)
>4 other Americans behind me
>Loudly talking about shitting, pissing, vomiting, and the worst states they've seen their dorm bathrooms in

Absolutely shameful, couldn't stand being in the room with them.

Also the only good American accent is the NYC one

I would belt some OAHS over vocaroo for you but it's 4:30 and I don't want to embarass myself

>tfw you can alternate British and American accents effortlessly but you prefer American because it feels less like being an imposter

t. mutt with mexican inflections

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I know a guy who's got the stereotypical NY jew accent so you probably don't sound that bad

>can't tell if people can't hear me or if they just choose to ignore me
I guess I'll just go back to being silent.

burger here
I fucking love 99% of accents I hear as long as I can understand them sufficiently

Easiest language to learn for Anglos for some reason.

Ausbogan here. What always surprises me is that I never considered myself as having an accent compared to my other countrymen but Euros and Burgers always pick up on it straight away like I'm Steve Irwin tier.

finns are autistic swedes

>invited to a group call
>everyone is really casual, making jokes and such
>you're physically incapable of talking in anything other than perfectly punctuated full sentences
>you can hear the entire call grind to a screeching halt when you say anything
>stumble on words every time despite this autistic need to speak in full, long sentences

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I am a native Japanese speaker and it is everybody else that speaks Japanese with funny accents.

just fucking kill me already

once you learn that the letter R can exist at the end of words and not just the beginning you'll have a leg up on the rest of your country

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swebe

But user, I'm German.

Its gonna be alright

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Guten Tag, Kamerad.

but swedes are already autistic

then you're already 80% done

GEBIETH GESIBERT

Rude

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What gets me is the G at the end of words too. Also when I say right it sounds more like roight.
It makes it worse I'm a complete femmy gayboy in looks and voice so the accent only confuses people more.
Gods help me.

>tfw Australian
>tfw used to think that Kiwi and South African accents sounded identical to Australian

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The only thing worse than Finnish people; Finlandssvenskhomofiler.

>ywn have a cute australian femboy bf
Didn't know I wanted this until now.

NY Jew sounds nothing like the Israeli Jews. I actually feel insulted being compared to them, in terms of stereotypes. I don't mind being stereotyped as long as it applies to the population I'm from, but those nasally "oy vey let me towk to tha mahneger" are just so far off, the comparison isn't even applicable. American Jews are their own thing.
If you want some proper Israeli stereotypes, look at You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

That reminds me of a little story
>Study math
>Have some Asian girl from Vietnam or dunno in my year
>Can't pronounce 's' at the end of words for shit
>Asked to present her assignment
>She reads out instead
>Plu, minu, plu
>Tutor can't follow and almost begs her to come forward please
She was a weird girl in general, but not even trying to pronounce those 's' baffles me.

post butt

people can barely understand what i say
youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

clips.twitch.tv/TubularSlickSandpiperWholeWheat

Any Russians here? I love your accents and I hope our counties go to war so I can hear one of you yell at me

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just play dota or cs

South Africans usually sound like they want to gut whoever they are speaking to for some reason, maybe they do.

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>start with a midwestern accent
>it slowly degrades into a flat stoner accent
at least my impersonations are still decent

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>guy joins server
>starts making a perfect hank hill impression

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sauce

>tell people I'm german
>stop making fun of accent, start calling me hitler instead

Some Locon doujin. I hope you like boys.

>the only koth characters I can pull off well are Peggy and Luane

I never asked for this

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Tell them flattery won't get them anywhere

eww I do

Yes, hello.

From upstate New York, don't sound remotely like someone from the city, but when i enter voice chat everyone acts like I'm from central park or something

>are you from brooklyn?
>bro you sound like a mob boss!
>bro you sound just like (insert any celebrity with heavy New Yorker accent)

I literally sound more like someone from Toronto than some one from the city

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exhentai.org/g/779948/f9d1ab8e7f/
[Yadokugaeru (locon)] Yuugatou Club

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>speak english as first language
>still get made fun of by esl spaniards because of the way I say "car" and "armour"

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>exhentai.org/g/779948/f9d1ab8e7f/
based, thanks user

you always think you sound normal until someone calls you out for saying "dawg" or "tawk"

we're a cursed breed, just accept it

Happy fappy!

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>born in north carolina
>friend asks why I don't have a southern twang

why was I born in this shit country
the entire world hates us both europe and america
Im sorry
its not my fault

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what, Italy?

despite what /pol/ likes to spew literally everyone wishes they were from there, go to america and get laid in an hour

Swedish here, what are you talking about? Italians are enjoyable with comfy accent

can I move to Sweden?
will u take me in?
pls

You make great fucking food.
Sincerely, your northern neighbor.

I've had some italian buddies, they were all really nice and their families were some of the comfiest I've ever been around.
what makes you think you're shit?

>tfw everybody thinks I am a britbong whenI am in voice
>tfw hardly any representation in video games besides games like Crusader Kings.
>tfw nobody knows where your country is
>tfw Danish

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I always get called a greasy brown pastanigger online no matter what game I play

edgy /pol/ fags, just banter back, don't take it serious

but I cant cook for shit
:c

Wait a second that's not a girl!

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g*rmanoids and other northern barbarians are just bitter because their food is all terrible

Learn to cook and become my personal italian chef.

I mean to be fair you guys either sound like posh Americans or diet Germans

>they make fun of you because you are a women

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you're not from copenhagen then? because people from there sound fucking retarded

"woman"

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I never learned English I just kind of got it by age 5
Anyways both anglos and burgers really dig my accent so idgaf

Go to /soc/ if you want to stroke your egos this bad, you literal homosexuals

>tfw couldn't say my R's until I was in 6th grade
>if I get worked up I'll mess up my R's and it's very embarrassing, but thankfully my friends are nice enough not to laugh at me

on a side note, recently I met a guy from here who had a very noticeable speech impediment, I thought it was actually really cute

the problem was that he ended up being really really pushy and didn't want me to leave him alone at all even though we had just met. it made me kind of anxious how pushy he was being so, even though he was very cute I had to get out of there.

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>be Russian
>manage to avoid developing the typical potatonigger accent
>don't want to sound like an ESL, try really hard to imitate having a Midwestern one
>"user, you sound vaguely European, but I can't quite put my finger on which part of Europe you're from. Are you from Scandinavia?"

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Nah I am from south zealand, but I have lived like on 3 different island with different dialects.

>frog
>bad pronounciation because I never get to exercise, sound like a bottom of the barrel ESL
>"are you russian user?"
>"where are you from?"
>"please type what you just said"
it got better lately but fuck

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based and make sure to remind them theyre on an american website

You were probably the closest thing he had to a friend.

Aren't spanish classes mandatory in the us of a?

>get on mic
>called a leaf

When will it end

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vocaroo.com/i/s0q2EmLrtO2I
tell me the truth anons

you could 100% get a job as a VA as a monster or something with a deep voice

i am this feel brother

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public schools have to teach a language class, and spanish is usually the only option because lolnobudget. Some schools have french or italian but no matter what you pick unless you're super interested when you're done it'll be like you never took any class at all.

I was but within only two days he said he was becoming attached to me and wanted to be with me

I have very bad anxiety when it comes to relationships because I've been in abusive relationships multiple times

someone trying to consume all of my time and keep me from being around others is very anxiety inducing

it hurts though because he was a genuinely sweet person and talked about how he had no friends at all

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>Australian
>Mum's family are brits so I picked up their accent and slang without realizing it wasn't normal
>Bullied relentlessly for sounding like a posh pommy cunt well into adulthood
>Still comes out when I say newcastle

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> Speech defect
> Can't pronounce R correctly
> Stutter like a retard
> Higher pitch voice
> Finnish
Fucking kill me Yea Forumsros

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Everyone outside of Finland probably just thinks you're a normal Finn, the fucking lot of you are incomprehensible spurdos.

Grow up and stop acting so conceited

> Speech defect
> Can't pronounce R correctly
> Stutter like a retard
> Higher pitch voice
could have just said that you're finnish desu

>Still comes out when I say newcastle

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this
I took 3 years of french and even got put on the (((honor roll))) in my class and placed at 101 level when I applied to university
it made me realize just how worthless school was and how everything I had been doing in my life up until then meant nothing

stop making me sad, user

>pick up southern slang because I live in the south
>still have generic american accent
I sound retarded whenever I say y'all, which is impressive considering southerners already sound stupid

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Embrase id faggod :DDDD
t finn

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how is that conceited though

For your sake you did the right thing, but for his sake, did you communicate this to him? Specifically that he was going way too fast?

It's hard for a lot of people to not be clingy as shit, and for myself I find that my fear of coming across as such makes me feel distant until I know someone for a long ass time, then I suddenly become clingy and emotional, which almost makes me feel like I was lying when being distant.

Communication is hard. Either way, I'll reiterate you did the right thing anyway.

Tell us what they are then. Asian?

sorry user

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most subjects have their utility for life but language in particular is completely pointless if you're not going to be doing something that benefits it.

I took Italian and halfway through I realized that I have no fucking reason to learn Italian and only took it as a break from an entire childhood of learning spanish words for colors.

kys tranny

yeah I did communicate everything to him, I was sure to be very clear about it from the start because I've been down this road before

I would never cut my dick off nor try to call myself a girl

I'm very happy being a boy thank you

Swear it's like everyone on tf2 has got a radar for it, no matter how short you keep it they instantly pick it up

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Trying to justify being an asshole and abandoning people. You're the worst kind of person: the kind that pushes your standards onto others, leaves, and thinks you did the right thing

Fuck you, saying CAAH-SUUHL takes so much more effort than saying Cassle - what a waste of energy to sound like a dumbcunt.

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>boy
Yeah because you sure as shit aint a man

I feel myself getting lonelier to the point where I'll just get overly attached to the first person who shows attention to me, so I can kind of understand that guy. That's why I barely talk to anyone, since I always notice how clingy and desperate I come off as in retrospect.

I'm ESL and for a long time I wondered how school teach these languages because they're way harder than english.
... Turns out that they don't, as you pointed out. At best kids will get interested and learn by themselves.

>NEET for three years
>have mostly been talking in English, ready practically only English books and posted on English internet forums
I can slowly feel my grasp over my native language slipping away. Help.

>they ignore me
Xx_Roastie_xX has joined the server
>their enthusiasm for conversation peaks

I'll never understand guys who compete for a female affection in a GROUP CHAT of all places. Where every other thing said is a sexual advance/euphemism

Saddest part of all is these thots convince themselves they're recluse/shut-ins

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Good, good. Hopefully he'll tone it down in the future and learn to take his time.

Based, welcome to the club

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>Deliberately show off my Russian accent to rile mad boigahs and send them into hilarious fits of rage.
>Can speak with just normal even if with little whiff of continental european accent.
I also know a bit of french and it's even funnier to shit upon french faggots.

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You're a feeler type

>esl
>have mostly been talking in English on the internet
>uni classes are in English
>forget native words all the time, have to say them in english or half-english, sometimes without even noticing
Just embrace it. It's the best language anyways.

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>forget native words all the time, have to say them in english or half-english, sometimes without even noticing
holy shit I thought I was the only one

>you sound like you have autism

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Curious, what are your native languages that you use so seldom you can forget them?

I knew and to a degree looked up to a lot of people who seemed like genuinely cool guys who then turned into absolute fucking simps when a pair of shoes entered the chat, it's mental

Why do you recorded yourself farting in a really shallow water in a bathtub?

>Pretty good at hiding my german accept
>Breaks through once
>user I had no idea you were a kraut
>SAUERKRAUT HAHA XD
At least make fun of me for the right reasons like having a leadership that enjoys being dicked by arabs until nothing of the country is left

I'm pretty confident in my written English, but I try to avoid any voice chats.
>Can't utter a single clear word from my mouth if I have to say it verbally.
>Words break apart and I'm left to stutter like a retard.

>sound like

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At least your accent is passable.
>TFW Indian, having a thick shitty accent.
I am too insecure to even use voice chat in games and so I avoid multiplayer games like the plague. I will never get any online bros to play with in my life.

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Hey, british english is the best english, they are just jelly because their families were kicked out of britain years ago.

>pair of shoes
I've never heard this before and it's hilarious

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my nigger, i feel your pain

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Spanish

Tell the stories, these always fascinate me.

I was actually in a weird position regarding this a few years ago myself. Some girl in a group chat acted differently toward me, not sure why but 99% sure she wasn't into me or anything since I'd only spoken to her a couple times. People joked we were into each other. I never played it up, but she did.

It was fucking weird.

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Indian accents are cute though.

I would rather cut him off after knowing him for a week than keep him around and hurt him by getting in a relationship later

because yeah, that's really going to help, crushing any hopes he had by keeping him around for a long time and then just going for someone else? I'd rather not give him hope

bottom line is I was probably never going to have feelings for him because of how pushy the whole situation was, there was just no way I would be able to enjoy being around that. I don't like being yelled at every time I decide to go talk to someone else. to give an example of a situation that happened

>have my first day off from work in a week
>just want to play games and do what I want most of the day
>he asks me to voice chat with him
>tell him I will later tonight
>he says okay
>an hour later(it's the afternoon)
>he starts begging me in many many messages to please voice with him
>won't let me do what I want
>have to voice with him or he'll keep begging

I can't deal with that sort of thing. It gives me anxiety, really fucking bad. I don't care if someone calls me a bitch for it, I've been through shit so I can't really help it.

with things like that happening, and with me feeling that way, there was just no way it would happen. call me selfish if you like, but I feel just dropping it there was for the best. I really hope to god he finds someone because he really does deserve it

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>make fun of someone's accent
>have one myself

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>but she did
I believe that's their way of trying to make it painfully clear that they're not interested, lest your friends' joking might convince you otherwise

>>tfw couldn't say my R's until I was in 6th grade
you mean you could actually fix this? I still can't pronounced the R and im 24 years old

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I hope you are joking. I've never ever heard anyone say that in my life.

French. I used to have flawless spelling and grammar but now I'm just average (I forget to put adjectives in plural form because that's not a thing in English for example), and as I mentionned I do forget words and I have to explain the concepts behind it like a madman or say the words in English for people to understand me.
It goes back to normal for some time after I read a book in French though, it's funny.

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>have a funny accent
>make fun of someone for not having one

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Having a finnish accent, talking entirely too fast and stuttering on top of that has ensured I will never again enter public voice com.

Holy fuck how do I deal with this?
I've had two people within one week tell me that they're, in their own words, obsessed with me.
I'm genuinely afraid that they'll kill themselves if I stop spending so much time with them, but it's killing me spending all day hanging out with people because I pity them.

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Well, I do think they're cute, whether you believe it or not.

Just roleplay as tech support for the developer.

Indian accents are exclusively funny, no exceptions.

>Go to New York just recently.
>Out of the 100 or so people I met a whole 1 (One) had the stereotypical accent
I felt ripped off.

That's part of what makes them cute, yes.

>caring about autists killing themselves
that's your first mistake

I have the unironic problem of not being able to tell indians apart on voice alone. Every indian man or woman sounds the same and I couldn't possibly guess how old they are or anything

>2010
>have shitty mic but speak english ok
>people ask me if I'm Scottish

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I've been there a couple times user, even though I don't have anxiety it's just fucking annoying.
Turns out the correct thing to do is to put that kind of fag on ignore until you want to talk with them, if they're being annoying. Makes them understand that you're not here for them 24/7, and if they bitch about it? Delet.

>America is so powerful that other countries are forced to learn spanish
FTFY

I'm the user you replied to and honestly, I hate to say it but you probably won't be able to fix it

things like that are easier to fix when you're young, you learn things easier when you're still growing. as an adult it's much harder to learn things and train yourself to do things.

learning to properly pronounce your R's is a huge pain in the ass and took weeks of practice in 6th grade. it was a chore but I was basically forced into speech impediment classes for it, I didn't have a choice. thank god for that because I probably wouldn't have taken them otherwise.

it's still possible to learn to pronounce them, but you might need to take classes.

>have lisp
>accent that's mistaken for a B*ston one if I speak too fast
>stumble on words often
>haven't been made fun of for years because I rarely have anything to say
If I talk while playing I play worse. Doesn't make me any friends, though.

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>australian
>play tf2 with american friends
>only non-american in the group
>call out there's a sniper over voice
>oh a snoipah huh?
>haha sniepin's a good jawb mayte
>good shot mayte
>wankah
Got made fun of for most shit I said for the rest of the night.
Fucking stop.
I know one of you dipshits is in here right now.

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You did the right thing. I just hope I don't ever get to the point where I'm that pushy and insufferable myself.

I think once you get used to someone's accent/pattern of speech, it's fine, regardless of how bad you used to think it was.
One guy has a high pitched and sterotypical gay voice, but now that I'm used to him, it doesn't bother me at all.

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I'm not one of them but if I was there I 100% would be. Don't just ignore TF2's ausfag fixation you're practically asking for it.

he really wasn't a bad person though, I swear

he just wanted someone to love him, that's something even I want, but I can't just rush into it

he was really innocent and I feel so fucking horrible for the whole situation, he told me things like how he hadn't talked to anyone for months

he's probably just alone again and all I did was make it worse, I just wanted a friend to hang out with but all I did was crush someone

i'm going to sleep, this fucking hurts, probably not as much as he is though. night anons

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>using imperial measurements
>calling anyone else being wrong in anything

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>Have a strange kind of hearing disorder because no one realized I was mostly deaf till first grade.
>Fixing it surgically was too little too late.
>Kind of like having dyslexia for speech because I don't have a 'primary language'
>If certain tones play while people are speaking, I literally can't understand a single thing
>Really easy to overload me with multiple speech sources
>Sometimes when people speak I'll hear the individual words but they haven't strung together for some reason so it's just a word soup I didn't understand
>Sometimes have to 'talk around' things I've forgotten to explain the same thing.
>In a crisis situation, I probably won't even register you've said anything despite being consciously aware you spoke to me
>Infer what people want from me far more than I care to admit so it looks like I'm responding to commands on time
>Sometimes before they even ask
>Can hear noises others with normal hearing are literally unable to
>Can literally detect people through walls
>Incredibly volume sensitive
>People note I have an odd speech pattern, but they can't put their finger on what's going on
>Constant misunderstandings with what I try to tell people. Don't know if I'm being retarded or they just weren't listening.

I really wish people would stop asking me why I don't have a mic.

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kek

why don't you have a mic user

>they stort making forn of your orccent

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that's true, I have a really thick German accent and deep voice, which often leads to people not understanding everything at first. after a week it's all good.

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>>Can literally detect people through walls
Sounds like the superpower wasn't worth it though.

do u moan when u succ dicc

>make a joke
>no one laughs

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Do you listen to music user? If you do, what kind of stuff do you like?

>tfw I always laugh at jokes so retards don't feel bad

>never mic with anyone to avoid this, no matter how close we are
>keep having to make up excuses why I can't use the mics people send me

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>tfw swede
stop bullying my horrible accent

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>"oi mate, ain't it supper time yet, it's already 6 bong"

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>play halo
>meet a nice rando on chat talk about old times
>game boots me out after the match, will never see them again

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Oh it's okay, i will just stay being the quiet dude.

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General American unless you post more.

>make a joke
>no one laughs
>someone makes the same joke almost word for word
>whole bunch of laughs

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Its not so bad, but some people sound like they have a big chewing gum under their tongue when they speak English.

Sleep well. Just hope that he realizes why you did it. Loneliness can push people to be very annoying but ultimately no one deserves to have no one to talk to.

>mfw I make fun of someone for their anime avatar

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General American
the most accent-y thing is slurring "get in"

Adelaide? That sounds like most of us.

>make a joke
>can't stop laughing because I love my own jokes
>others unintentionally start laughing because I'm laughing so much

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>tfw english with a neutral / slight dorset accent
I don't get why Americans hate us so much, I like you guys ;-;

you make a 'd' sound for "what" which isn't unusual these days but using it for "accent" outs you as a non-anglophone of some sort
you also have weird speech which is another obvious factor

Why is it that swedish sounds really effeminate? I have nothing against you guys, buy it's always weirded me out. I'm a finn though and I think that our language might seem really rough with sharp jagged tones all around, like a lot of R's sound kind of like stings. Swedish from a swede always sounds weird, since it sounds always like a stereotypical homosexual voice with something stuck in their ass.
I apologize for my countrymen's behalf, you're fine. Although the vidya stores in Stockholm don't exist, apparently. Only thing there is FUCKING GAMESTOP, since GAME isn't a thing anymore I guess.

Wow, that's super cute for some reason.

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I have a southern accent and I can never talk in lobbies without being called a hick.

>russian makes fun of my australian accent
is this cunt serious

It really is.
You get a pass for never using mic.

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Because shit takes more mental focus to hold an ongoing conversation than it takes for other people, and I cause shit through my inability to communicate cleanly so often I've wished I was mute many times in my life.

You'd be fucking right. I can slightly hear in to frequencies I think others just ignore like ambient electronic or machine noise. I've learned not to bring up ambient noises to others cause they can't hear random shit. Though on that note certain houses or buildings can have a mix of ambient hum to an extent I literally cannot be in the building long term. I've figured out I can cope by keeping ear plugs on me.

At least it's useful for video games. I'm hyper alert even when I'm barely focusing and drooling on my keyboard like a retard and can't be snuck up on. I've been accused of hacking on that basis.

I'm not sure I even have a specific taste in music. I wasn't raised with any music and didn't listen to any radio growing up (partly due to parents prefering I go fuck off while they sleep than hang around and make noise). I don't know if this has anything to do with my condition.

I will say my brain almost always treats lyrics as part of the music. I listen to music in many languages I don't understand and don't care. Even in English, sometimes I'll realize I hadn't actually paid attention to what the person has been saying even on my 10th listen. Nonlyric versions of the same music can sound utterly alien and weird because I'm processing it as just more pure notes.

I will say I have an extreme distaste for any music that relies exclusively on being loud to be good. I can experience actual physical pain at low volume thresholds.

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>tfw have a undying love for dad jokes
>sometimes end up in uncontrollable fits of laughter after or during my own joke
>the fits can last up to half an hour

You're just autistic.

same, we should all be friends

riksvenska got gayified in stockholm by the nobility in just few centuries. if you look at finlandssvenska it's like an archaic presissified variation of the language.

You have an accent.
Everyone has a fucking accent.

You just don’t think you do becuase it’s the one you’re used to.

Fuck me, it's an Adelaide thing? I was in modbury until I was 7.

>dude you sound like that one guy from skyrim

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>Love dad jokes.
>Make them every chance I get.
>TFW I call a guy that's mad at me "Champ" or "Bud" and they calm down.
>TFW forever stuck in dad mode.

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Croatian accent isn't that bad. The most annoying accent I hear online is German, they always sound upset.
t. Croat

I'm afraid so, my friend. That's simply how it is. I'm from that side of town too.

>can't speak English or German online because people make fun of my accent
I like my language, just wish you people did too.

Rather I should clarify.

I listen to almost everything.

Literally no. My empathy and language skills themselves can actually be pretty good, but I process speech weirdly. It's a known phenomenon that can be caused in certain ways. I can actually infer what people need/want easily from body language and circumstance long before they even ask.

Which is a handy trick to spook people when you're already doing the thing they wanted out of you.

I think that majority of fennoswedes sound much like finnish people fluent in swedish, there's really no same flair than in swedish language.
>tfw meet one cool swedish nerd dude in a comic store in gamla stan few years back
>discuss a few things but I was delirious with fever and forgot to ask for any contact
>now cannot think about sweden without thinking about that guy

Does that mean you'd instantly start sucking my dick if I looked at you seductively?

>Have terrible nasal voice
>Most people barely understands me
>Not even my family got used to it and constantly asks me to repeat myself
What did I do to deserve this? ;_;

I love you guys. I love doing lame jokes and seeing the slight hint of smile on the other person's face while they roll their eyes

Wtf this is literally me

yeah but they are the autist among autists

Just wear a gasmask at all time so people think it's the gas mask instead of your nose.

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>hit bump limit
I don't want this comfy thread to die

youtu.be/wyBoIY2Y9Hg
Listen to this user, it makes people with normal hearing wince so I'm interested to see how you find it (considering your condition I recommend low volume)

>join discord voice channel
>speak
>user compliments my british accent

FeelsGoodMan

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>I adore

i'm sure you'll find plenty of them on reddit, faggot

he's doing a great job and it's hilarious to think that you're trying to talk shit when you're most likely EU and your country is most likely being raped by slimes

What are you so mad about?

All good things eventually end.

>The most annoying accent I hear online is German, they always sound upset.
Koreans are worse. I die laughing every time I hear an angry gook on mic.

>Rhotacism
>Stutter
>English as second language

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I wonder what kind of accent i have, as polish guy i always thought that i have no accent, but its diffrent when speaking in english than speaking in polish.

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Not wincing, but it makes my head feel weird. Also I can sort of still feel the pops after turning it off.

>childhood
>record something and hear my voice
>I fucking hate my voice

>fast forward to teenager
>record my voice with my mic
>almost no change

>fast forward to now
>record my voice again
>it changed just a little
>not so high pitched
>but annoying as fuck
>join in voice chat
>nobody makes fun of my voice

Well I don't chat with randoms. I'm happy with that.

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Well, you do sound like a polish guy speaking English.

>Do fake accent for fun.
>Random girl in game "I love your accent where are you from."
>UUUUUUUUHHHHHH

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exactly what you'd expect

I implore you to reconsider your words!

>visit my English relatives (I'm German)
>my 8 yo cousin keeps saying "dude" and "man" in a weird americanesque way
>realize it's because of all the TV and YT he watches from America
You've been influenced by the media you consume user, they won the culture war

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frend have you tried learning sign language
its real useful even if you can hear things fine
my uncles deaf so my grandma learned it and taught it to me even though i dont have any hearing problems

And not joking when I say I listen to all kinds of music.

I listen to everything from junky pop you'll love for one evening and then never be able to enjoy listening to again, music from all eras, folk songs in other languages, jazz, (certain kinds of) dubstep that isn't too corrupted, metal, dumbass anime ops, and far more. My music taste seems to vary greatly on subtle shifts in mood. I will say I almost always prefer to be listening to something. Even something low and slow that's calming.

Maybe because it helps drown out ambient junk noise, but frankly I can still hear inexplicable things even through headphones.

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I wish I could play with asians sometimes, the voice over in Rising Storm 2 for the Vietnam teams is hilarious. But I don't play any games where the huge ping wouldn't make it horrible.

I don't live in an area where anyone in 100 miles knows sign, and it wouldn't fix the issue. In my specific case, having partial hearing delayed my language development. Which is permanent. How I process information is identifiable different to other people cause language shapes things like how you store information.

Talking to people is like a constant act of translation from.. something else. It's hard to describe thoughts that don't happen in words. Sort of like a buzz of pure information.

You really don't want too. Chinks and gooks are insufferable to play with. Japs are decent enough but bad teammates because they don't like using mics and can't coordinate.

>Be British
>Everyone thinks I'm American because of my accent

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Fringe Benefit: Not relying on language means I can break the zen barrier for performance really easily. Don't think. Just do. Raw processing mode. Everyone can do it with practice. It's just a bit easier for me.

Downside is it can be harder for me to train out bad habits I pick up since I rely so heavily on auto mode.

GOODBYE SWEET THREAD.

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>Swedes doing a british accent and sounding really high on their own piss
Really piss me off

What am I going to do now without this thread?