Are you excited about the new Pokemon taking place in the UK?

You don't chip potatoes into long slices you fucking limey

Are there loicense jokes?

Unfortunately the writers don't have a license for them.

>mfw Europeans unironically use periods to break up large numbers and not commas
What the actual shit

>OI! I 'ought I told 'ya too bin that bluudy 'okemon!

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you lot sure are weird.

The ones she's eating are fries, we call them fries here as well. Chips are fatter.

Crisp is a better word than Chips.
Fries is a better word than Chips, though.
Cookie is objectively superior to """"Biscuit"""" in every single way.
Crumpet is a better word than "English Muffin". I'm not even sure where that came from.
Scone and Biscuit are equal to one another and can be used interchangeably. If we're getting super nitpicky though: Scones are for sweet toppings, Biscuits are for savory.

Lay's made sure Pringles knows the difference between chip and crisp, if I recall correctly

Reminder if you think vulgar accented ShieldGirl is funny then you're the same type of faggot that enjoys "Racist Mario" and other unfunny shit.

...

Not really, although nothing excites me any more. I never thought I'd feel like such a husk of a human being. Video games, movies, books. I get nothing from those. Sex is a chore. My dogs are parasites. I'm going on vacation starting Wednesday and I'm already thinking about when I get back.

Life is pointless. None of this matters.

tfw no qt Irish gf to whisper sweet intelligible whispers in my ear

Reminder if you care what this poster says you're a faggot. Do what you want.

Oi you got a Loicense for them pokeballs?
Tough luck chap looks like your headed to the tower o London

Do you want to talk about something, user? You sound kinda depressed.
Did you try playing good video games? For starters, non-multiplayer ones.

Multiplayer games are trash and bad for your mental health. Avoid them at all costs.

Fun history tidbit: "French" fries actually originated in Belgium, and were made out of fish. Belgian fries are usually served lightly seasoned with mayonnaise. One particular recipe I saw for Belgian fries was throwing them in the fryer, letting them set for a while, and then throwing them back in right before serving them.

Can someone translate what Parma-san is saying?

Especially "shared" multiplayer games-as-a-service titles that basically have no endings. The payoff for sticking around is almost never worth it.

I hope you are able to see beyond your own superficial disdain and see that all of these things are shitty separate from your self centered view of them otherwise it's just petty whining. Once you get out of the slump, they will remain garbage, but you will return to revel in that.

American girls suck.
I WANT A CUTE ACCENT LASS GF BROS

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Half of Belgians are French.
“French fry” is a perfectly valid term.

We call those potato wedges.

Americans don't even know what these are.

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why would we not know what a hushpuppy is

I know what a donut hole is, retard.

>he calls thunderballs "hushpuppys"

Isn't that just some falafel? Plenty of americans eat it, it's especially popular in the vegan crowd.

If you slice potatoes and fry them you get fritters ya bawbag

Okay Rick

Crumpets and english muffins are 2 separate things. The thing McDonalds use for a McMuffin is an english muffin, Crumpets are sort of thick savoury pancakes that look like they were made to fuck with people with Trypophobia

I don't remember the memes being this good since gen 5 and Murrica. France really dropped the ball.

Those are either donut holes, hush puppies, or little cornbreads bites, depending on what's in the sauce.

>look up a picture of a crumpet
>it's an english muffin

Why don't you dumb Brits just call them English muffins like the civilized world?

based and blackpilled

You can't be looking up a picture of a crumpet then, they look different. Unless you just don't know what an english muffin looks like

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>mfw americans call roundy red and whitey monster catching majiggers "pokeballs"

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either hushpuppies or falafel

thanks for reminding me my supervisor is bringing in english muffins tmw for breakfast

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No batter, no fritter.

>mfw Americans call upsy-daisy misty spraysie "potions"

Made this yesterday

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Why the fuck do you guys call gyros kebabs and why are they always seen as middle eastern when they're from greece

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Potato chip always made sense to me because they look (relatively) similar to wood chips

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Shwarma and gyro are two different things

Kinda

What part of Scotland is she trying to mimic? Why does it read like a terrible Cockney accent with some Scottish words thrown in?

I assumed it was meant to be glasglow
Im an ameriburger though

>Scone and Biscuit are equal to one another and can be used interchangeably. If we're getting super nitpicky though: Scones are for sweet toppings, Biscuits are for savory.
South here. You're objectively wrong.

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People are confused what part of bongland we're in, if not spudland or nessieland. So people are just trying to see what sticks.

While the history of street foods in Greece goes back to ancient times, the iconic Greek gyros and souvlaki as it is known today arose only following the Second World War. Introduced to Athens in the 1950s by immigrants from Turkey and the Middle East, gyros was originally known simply as döner kebab.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab
As usual, we're the ones using the right word.

>and were made out of fish
Wrong! (Kinda)
Belgian fries were made out of potatoes.
Back during this time potatoes were used almost exclusively as animal feed, but during one winner in a fishing town, they had no fish to fry as the water had froze too thick.
So in a desperate time they started cooking and eating the animal feed.
Where the recipe originally used fish, after this point and to this day they use potatoes.

My family is Belgian, and this is what I was told as a kid. I've heard other stories, but the result is always the same.

FASTER

Do you also have an answer to why so many kebab places here use the word kebap instead?

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>he's never been to Long John Silver's

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NANDATO?

No we don't

I can't wait to stir last nights hagas

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? FASTER

youtube.com/watch?v=vRNGvvjWJ9o

I love it user

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Depends on fatter. That either means
>Steak fries
or
>Potato wedges
Or if a potato wedge has been breaded before being fried
>Jojo's

Do UK women like American men or are we hated that much?

>>Jojo's
Is this... what I think it is...?

No, it's not.

Should I buy a switch this month?

Are the rumors of an updated version true you think? Apparently Nintendo already confirmed a new model or something but some sites saying it could take until 2020. I don't want to miss the pokeman hype.

Wedges are a totally different thing.

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>Buying a childrens console

Wedges
Fat fries
Fries
Chips

Cookies and biscuits are different things though.

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Because 95% of the people making jokes about
"lol, Scottish Pokemon girl" have never set foot in Britain and don't know what any accents there actually sound like. They just laugh at funny videos on Twitter.

>be australian
>go to the fish and chips shop
>get a large chips
>on the way back home duck into the servo
>get a packet of cheese and onion chips
It isnt confusing

stay mad about it

Fucking bullshit, why do I need a license for Sword but not for Shield? It's like they just want everyone to play one version.

Wrong.
Wedges
Steak fries
Fries
Chips

'ATE UNOVA
'ATE SINNOH
'ATE KANTO
LUV GALAR
SIMPLE AS

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"Kebap" isn't common in my experience, or maybe I've just never noticed it.
According to that page it's the Turkish form of the Arabic word "Kebab" which originally entered English. If the people running the Kebab places are Turkish, which they often are, maybe they'd just stick to using that since it's basically the same word anyway.

American here.

We call those things you have labeled as "Chips" Steak Fries.

How the fuck is this an ongoing argument?

I always thought you guys were calling "fries" "Chips".

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This. Easy

t. triggered bong

>Americans trying to into British slang
This meme needs to fucking die

I thought hushpuppies were a kind of shoe.

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we call them hushpuppies. usually seafood places have them.

>mfw brits call cookies biscuits

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Who wants a BLT wedge

You need to buy one to interact with any telly in-game.

>being this mad

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Chips is a broad term here for any fried potato shape. Highly contextual in how you pronounce it to let chef know how you want it.

All cookies are biscuits, but not all biscuits are cookies

>We call those things you have labeled as "Chips" Steak Fries.
But what if you don't eat them with steak?

australian here
they're all chips you dumbasses

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>Call them hushpuppies
>Does not actually contain puppies

That's nice, but how would you stereotype Sword?

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I was not ready for this post

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it's a steak of potato that's been fried, so it's a steak fry

Stop being a bloody drongo.

They don't serve them unless you're buying a steak. I've straight up never seen steak fries sold without steak. You usually get crinkle cut fries at best if you're not getting normal fries.

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Both are right, retards. I like how NA had to be specified though
Chips sound retarded if it's not flat or small pieced, a French Fry just can't be "chipped", it's too elongated.

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He's your stereotypical polite pushover brit

This cunt gets it.

why the fuck do you idiots have the same name for three completely different things

americans come along and give them all new names to easily differ between them and you dumb anglos insist on keeping everything retarded

those things are weird as fuck even in australia, in south australia we call them Yiros', while in other parts of australia, depending on where you go, they're called either Kebabs, Gyro, or Doners.
Me? I'll just usually smash an AB / Halal Snack Pack

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don't tell me you call them anything other than chips you queer

>crinkle cut fries
>they're chip-sized

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Steak fries are an acceptable substitute, whenever I go to Fatburger though the option is always between Fat Fries and Regular Fries, so that distinction has been ingrained on me. I don't think I've been to a restaurant that calls them steak fries.

I heard they were called that because niggers would take clumps of fried batter with them when they would escape their rightful masters and use it to feed the hounds hunting them down
"Hush, puppy!"

What will I get if I pronounce them “cheeps?”

What's the nip dialect equivalent to cockney?

No one ever calls wedges chips you stupid poof.

I am

Very polite and opposite of Shield.

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because we're lazy cunts, the fuck do you expect?

why do you need to needlessly complicate things? they're all potato chips mate.

From what I've heard, the "updated" version will have a smaller screen and possibly not a cartridge slot. Both of which are undesirable. The screen is already small as fuck.

That would be what you call "Steak fries"

Youre going to have to shake urself awake there friendo

>Yiros

I think that's just the verbal disorder known as the australian accent

did you even look at the image you dumb cunt

>mfw Americans call clippy tippy clothy pin toppy "medals"

No.

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Like Luke

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I thought so to, but we just spell them like that.
Shit's weird.

I want to see slag bully and dom every single other pokemon girl

I cant wait for the rampant pedophilia accusations and obsessions in the region just like in the real uk

>Switch Go
Surely they wouldn't be that stupid.

We don't call those steak fries. Steak fries are wide and flat, like this.

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Maybe it's just everyone saying it and when someone who doesn't know tries to spell it they just go with what they hear

Like Big MT being the Big Empty in New Vegas

What the fuck is a servo? Isn't that a motor?

>no cartridge slot
what's even the fucking point?

Do you think UK will put a law forcing everyone that plays pokemon to actually use the gender they are ingame?

maybe it's a stop-n-go?

>>Life is pointless. None of this matters.
Hi Carl. Let me borrow your car when you get back from vacation.

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Service station AKA petrol/gas station.

You fags reminded me of how spaniards call "papas fritas" like "patatas crocantes" or some retarded shit like that.

>This will never be real
>The actual third evo will probably be a hideous abomination

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Well most games are available on the eShop but I still prefer cartridges.

That's against muh freedums of gender expression but I hear you people are really turning away from the whole "freedom" thing in general so who knows.

Maybe they'll make you start the game and pick your character right when you buy it with a police officer over your shoulder.

>Maybe they'll make you start the game and pick your character right when you buy it with a police officer over your shoulder.
This is how it worked when they distributed Mews at Toys R Us back in the Game Boy Advance days here in America.

Yeah and the Switch has a stupidly small storage space.

Then please kill yourself

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Do you walmart shuffling cunts not understand Aussie?

Hush Puppies.

>that one pokemon theorist who thinks Grooky will grow up to be a goth girl
oh fuck i need that monkey so bad

What Americans call a cookie, British people call them biscuits.

I would rather have one take place in Russia.

I guess this is how I experienced english cuisine as a wee lad.

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twitter.com/ksiwoo33
Yeah. He may or may not be the same guy that leak the last gen evo.

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The best part is always the retards that feel a small sting of defensiveness when you tell them the shit they care about is fucking stupid.

A hushpuppy....?

All women love Americans, but who cares?

British women all look inbred, since they are islanders. They are one of the few whites that you can actively tell what they are just by looking at their deformed faces. Their 10s are 5s in the US.

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>UK
It makes sense now, the lack of open areas are because of no go zones.
I wonder if every pokemon from the Muslim areas come with self destruct.

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How long until we get pokemon israel and palestine

keBAP

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What, you want ANOTHER starter third evo that is warrior themed?

>palestine sells more
Oy vey.

They should do an ancient setting again, but with the traditional pokemon formula.

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Every gen has always been the same game with a different title, that's a little too on-the-nose don't you think?

Man, Pokemon isn't Assassin's Creed. Get out of here.

I still want prehistoric pokemon version, maybe not all the way back to cave man times, but an era where we see extinct pokemon, or 'primal' Pokemon

If it the middle east, they will do Egypt.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING POKEMON CONQUEST SEQUEL, THAT WAS THE BEST POKEMON SPINOFF EVER AND THEY HAD THE GALL TO NOT MAKE A SEQUEL

It can use microSD cards though, and those are cheap. Well, unless you want to use that 1TB card that recently came out.

>europoor savages actually speak like this and defend it
fucking embarassing
You hear that Adamantium from /scp/
EMBARASSING

Hushpuppies bro. So fucking good with some 'Q

>some 'Q
Some what?

Timbits lad

wa 'ah

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The worst thing that happened to this meme was the Americans that can't imitate language for shit. The actual way Scottish people speak sounds sillier and is funnier than what you'll pick up from googling "Scottish slang".

>Pardon Maddame!
>What is it you think you are doing, you of insufficient mental capacity?
>For what purpose are you here, dog faced villian?
>Your ouder is offensive
>It reminds me of my unwashed vagina

Based. "Crisps" and "fries" are pure bloatspeak.

>The ones she's eating are fries, we call them fries here as well.

This has only been happening recently as more and more children are brought up watching American television.

Barbeque. I can tell you have never had any.

I am mystified that people call all forms of fries "chips" even when they aren't chip shaped. It's disingenuous.

>Do people from civilized countries understand an even more retarded version of Cockney
Gee, I dunno.

fritter

Simmer down, you autist, it's just generic non-descript UK area accent.

So do you people genuinely not understand scottish accents or is it just a meme at this point? I assumed it was the equivalent of limmy posting.

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I know they're shitty.

>Fries makes sense, because they're fried.
I'm going to call my fried eggs fries now as well as my burgers, bacon, stir fry and pancakes.

the joke is you're entire island talks like retards and the entire internet is making fun of you

Only when they have the costume feature from past games announced so I can get rid of the stupid hat and sweater.

You deep fat fry all of those things?

no you retard you're gonna call your burgers "grills" from now on

I literally have no idea what most of you are saying, including him

Yes because I'm American, we fry everything.

>it's just generic non-descript UK area accent.
>bawbag
>bowfin'
>wud

What are you, some kind of pleb?

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Don't know who that is but if I'm right in guessing that's supposed to mean "water" then scots are even worse and more hilarious than I thought

there's no sting. if you serve no higher purpose and your existence is literally anhedonic then you have every reason to kill yourself and no reason not to.

>Literally greninja but a lizard

Try again

>caring about Pokemon
>as an adult
>in 2000+19
???

What do you call donuts?

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roice bawls

A lot of them are just repurposed Scottish Twitter tweets rather than real Scottish people coming up with anything. I wonder if Scottish people even know this game exists.

I've never heard anyone call it 'Q.

thanks to the google botnet watching me I got this fucking video recommended on youtube so I'm going to subject the rest of you to it

youtube.com/watch?v=MWMOaoi-cPs

Which one of you freaks is this and how do you live with yourself.

Doughnuts.

the fuck if wrong with british english?

You literally see the guy wearing a soccer outfit in the trailer, the costume feature is confirmed. All games from here on out are going to have it.

>tfw Australian and call both fries and crisps chips

D'ho-knuts?

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

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Just wanted to say this is the best thread on Yea Forums this weekend, I love you anglos.

Doh-natsu

You fucking what cunt? Dumb fuckin dog cant comprehend basic aussie, now that aint true blue at all. When me and the boys are done at the bottle-o we're coming round to your place mate. Cunt.

its pikachu

imagine being so low iq you can't figure out that most of strine is just english with an o at the end of the first syllable of every word

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Why is she Australian?

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So, we're all excited for this dumb meme movie right?

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It's before 7am on a weekday. Most anglos are asleep.

>oi, yew got a loicense to build that Battle Frontier here? Sod off back to Hoenn you twat

Not really, it's a retarded spectacle sure but I definitely wouldn't go see it

>he never had some 'Q 'go 'za

Those are wood crisps you burger.

we already have greninja

>mfw Americans call strong and stern make you learn crave and yearns "rare candies"

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This is so cringe. The whole Yea Forums Pokemon fandom is cringe.

>still no France vs Britain memes

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Will we get the option to Galexit and destabilize the pokedollar?

He's online and like art.

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where the fuck is the joke

Team Galexite will be the evil team. Their plan is to capture the legendary and use it to propel the entire Galar region off into space.

No joke, just c/u/te /u/ndertones.

French sounds good exclusively on women, prove me wrong.

i fucking hate weebs

I don't know how anyone can get excited about pokemon. Even among Nintendo games, it's like it's for very small children and is also boring and monotonous for anyone outside that age group.

youtube.com/watch?v=cfHSIrVh_wY

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People like you are the reason why we're not neighbors anymore!

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cease this immediately

I love seeing how many fan artists are unable to write a Scottish accent

Like just imagine Shrek was saying it and then write that down, it's not hard

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You sound pretty hot, maybe you should drink some 'da and cool down.

You're just straight

Every fucking time
There are 3 fucking threads now

Porridge darkie reporting, you're right most if the posts that get it right are just lifting posts from Scottish twitter.
Its not inconceivable that it's actually Scots making them, mistakes and all, because loads of young people don't even speak Scots at all, they just take great 2nd hand pride in hearing the lower classes say something funny and blunt.
Fucking poofters, the lot of them.

It's been firmly established that Aussies just do whatever the fuck they feel like at any given time.

Scots have never said fookin, that's Northern England (who are based as fuck but still) , you should be ashamed.

Yiros are Greek. Kebabs are lebanese

The funniest part about this screencap is that it was probably posted on Yea Forums.

but scotland is in northern england

pokamon straya when?

youtube.com/watch?v=4-DKWZFrSPc

Based

It's all made up, clearly made by a yank.

C H I B B E D T O F U C K

>gyro
>yiros
same word, only dumb easterners pronounce it "guy-roe"

we don't? we write them like this in switzerland: 1'000'000

I say jai ro

>spend all game getting your licences
>licence for pokeballs
>licence for pokemon ownership
>licence to catch wild pokemon
>licence to cut grass
>licence to duel other trainers
>licence to ride a bike
>licence to ride your pokemon
>different licence for every ability your pokemons learn
>licence to post this thread on Yea Forums instead of /vp/

Have they made a french canadian pokemon region yet?

It's pronounced "Hero".

But a Hero is a sub

>hey, that the fuck are you doing, dick head? You fucking stink like my ass.
This isn't literal, but it flows better than the try hard bullshit in the image that doesn't really work. They just shat the bed trying to formulate an insult using all the slang they know in one go.

It's a grinder, you fuck.

>OI, YOU GOT A LOISANCE FO DAT QUICK CLAW?
>DIDN FINK SO M8. OIM GONNA HAFF TA TAKE YA IN

You know what's really strange is nobody ever had Serena speaking French until this Scottish girl came along but now that this is such a big thing we've got to go back and cover everyone. I'd better start seeing pictures of Hilda acting stereotypically American now.

>Scots thread talking about their giro
Fucking poetry boys

>You sound pretty hot
Uh, thanks?

Cookies are biscuits
Biscuits are not cookies
Square and rectangle scenario

>finally get a bike so you don't have to hike everywhere
>police confiscate the wheels as an offensive weapon and then brag about their sweep on twitter

>get into a Pokemon fight with an officer
>they pull out a repel

What accent would Hilda, Rosa, Hilbert, and Palm Tree have? Boston? Bronx?

keeping in line with stereotypes for the males one is a wigger who speaks in corny ebonics and the other is a walking Sopranos impression

You say that as if Glaswegian isn't a thing.

>borrow your moms bike
>stopped by police
>they take your bike away because it was only insured to your mother

Shield chan, after a migrant criminal gang from another region steals her starter.

It's fookin' gone!
Fookin' rotten thievin' bastards took it!
I'll rock this gym apart, I will!
>What gym?
This fookin' house!
Fookin' god damn pokeball o' sobble just fookin' robbed of meh!
Just robbed of meh!
Can't have a fookin' god damn thing in meh life!
FOOKIN' PEOPLE ROBBIN'!
*violently slams things about*
THE FOOKIN' MADNESS OF LIFE!
WRECK THE FOOKIN' GYM! WRECK THE FOOKIN' GYM!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FOOKIN' APPEAR! APPEAR! APPEAR! APPEAAAAAAAAAR!
Fookin' sobble is gone!
Gone out and get a fookin' sobble and it's fookin' gone!
*throws glassware around*
FOOK!
>Shield, cop on! It's just a fookin' sobble!
WHERE'S THE FOOKIN' THING GONE?
>Don't be such a fookin' retard! It's only a sobble!
I WANT THE BLOODY TING!
>It's only a wee fookin' thing.
But I want it! It's gone!

>wigger who speaks in corny ebonics
The reason why new boy is getting pegged as the softboiled bong is because he looks like a pussy.
Hilbert plays hardball, look at this confident mother fucker.

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He can be the hardest rock-type pusher on the block but that doesn't mean any kind of ebonics that leaves his mouth wouldn't be corny as hell.

>dogs are parasites

Dogs resemble their owners user.

Nate's not a pussy either.

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Pokemon peaked with BW

It's great, but I hated the map.

I like that even though you finished the game half of the map was still unexplored. But yes, its literally a square.

I'm ok with the majority of changes from gen 6 but X and Y were still dogshit.

I just pretend they aren't real and ORAS is the whole of gen 6 instead.

Is Oras good? After X and Y I stopped caring.

DENNIS is the GOAT track.

It's similar enough to the originals that if you liked those you'll like the remakes. There's obviously more handholding here and there and no fucking game corner but it has all of the QoL of newer games and the difficulty is largely the same as the originals if you keep xp share off.

If however you're one of those contrarians that go on about hoenn being the worst ever it won't do much to redeem it.

When you mean originals you mean sun and moon or blue and red? I havent played any pokemon game since BW, BW kicked my ass in the main campaign and X Y I beat with 1 pokemon only (I love aeiglsash though).

I like Hoenn a lot, specially the pokemons.

The second best remake. It's pretty damn good, and it gave us Mega fug.

This retarded scottish accent on every picture of that girl needs to STOP NOW. If anything galar will have a based area with a royal pokemon family or something like that, maybe even some mons themselves have attained royal status.

Everyone will all speak the queens english, even the scottish and welsh areas on the galar region.

Fuck off Americans make proper fuckin memes. You're all just mad you speak "English" and make shitty images like this to deflect your self hatred.

originals as in ruby and sapphire, which omega ruby and alpha sapphire are remakes of, obviously. Don't know where the fuck you'd get sun and moon from that though.

Oh shit, had a brain fart, I dont know why I thought Oras meant sun and moon and not ruby and sapphire.

I meant if Sun and Moon are good, I am fucking retarded.

unironically the only proper spelling

I WANT A VULGAR CUTE BRIT GF SO BAD BROS IM SO FUCKING LONELY

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>Now that all the violence is over and I'm done spending all my time taking over your territory, I'm going to give it all back to you! Yay, friendship!
That game was fucking retarded

I just want to let you know I laughed. I don't laugh often but you did a good job. It was setup well and you fucking killed it.

Four points of the compass.
>Hilbert - New York
>Hilda - Texas
>Nate - California
>Rosa - Minnesota

French (cut) fried (potatoes) is where the term "french fries" comes from. In cooking, french cut refers to slicing something long and thin.
I am not really sure where the term potato chips comes from. Crisps might make more sense linguistically.

faggots

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This reta'ed scott ish accent on evry picta athat guhl needs to STAWP NAOH. If enithin galar will 'ava based area wit a royal pokemon famleh uh somethin loike that, maybeh even sum mons demselves 'avattained royal stat us.

Evrehwon willa speak FOCKIN SHIT, even the scottish and welsh areahs on teh galar region.

Feck off Americans make propa fackin memes. Yerall just mad ya speak 'English" and make shit e images loik dis ta deflect ya self 'atred.

how the fuck do I get 'afternoon' from 'arvo'?

>Latest game Gamefreak had shit out
>Instead of pointing out the lack of following Pokemon, the fact that it looks worse than Sun and Moon upscaled, the fact that it looks terrible by Switch standards or how terrible the region map looks they're celebrating it with ebin memes and probably preordering both versions
Classic pokefags

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Ice Jews hardly count as European.

crisps
crissssssssspspsps
ssspspsps
ehehehehe
crissssspspspspsps
spschrisssssssssssssps
crispy crisps sips sis crisps

Fixed for you fucking faggots.

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>Not rugby related

Wot ar ya doin ya daft cunt?

Are you having fun there?

Remember when everyone thought the gen 7 staters were circus themed?

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How good is sun and moon.

Not very. It's worth a pirate I guess.

starters will be a longbowman, a punk rocker, and a posh cunt gentleman/lady

Screenshot this.

You mean entertainers, then yes, they were. These are things you see at a circus too depending on how you handle the term "circus".

>Fire cat aka cat that jumps through flaming hoops to Heel Wrestler, an off branch of Strongman
>Circus Seal to Mermaid Performer
>Knife thrower to Dead eye Marksman

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I'm happy to hear that, especially since I didn't have "thunderballs" planned and had to ad-lib it.

When Nintendo making Australian poke girl

/vp/ is shit, what is the best essential game right now?

They've been releasing the same game for the past twenty fucking years with negligible amounts of quality of life improvements. You can take a starter like Charmander from Gen 1 and it will skullfuck the Elite 4 of any region from any Generation you can imagine.

Playing a Pokemon game after your first one is basically masturbation if you enjoyed the first time around.

Platinum or HG/SS, followed by B/W and ORAS

No, I mean circus, literally. People thought owl was ringmaster, cat was tiger that jumps through hoops, and obviosuly seal with a ball.

BW was good.

>ha ha accents!
I'm already tired of it

Gold and Silver Remake. This is undisputed.

based and POWpilled

Yeah mate, it's bloody time for it to come 'ome.

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He is a good lad on a quest to fuck his sister shield.

>in the UK?
Non

Steven and Cynthia don't fuck around though.

Emerald is better but the ORAS are not godawful.

Yeah, I could go for an English muff too.

newkids

In austraya we call all of those chips

oh, now I understand. I still remember the clown

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do Scottish people even know that they exist?

Chip cause it's a chip (small section) of a potato

Crisp cause of the sound they make when you eat them

Servos are the robots that don't fly; those would be called thopters.

I probably won't watch it

Because it's all chips.
Get it from the local fish'n'chip shop? That's a chip.
Get a cardbord open-topped box from Maccas? Those are chips.
Buy it in a plastic bag from the shops? That's a bag of chips.
Some kind of vegetable thing in small slices? Vegetable chips.

Both you yanks and poms have far too many words for shit.

It's the only Pokemon movie that has ever actually looked good. I'll see it if anyone else turns out to be interested in going.

>Crumpet is a better word than "English Muffin".
Does this mean you understand cricket?

>normie faggots run a joke into the ground
zzzzzzz

CRUMPET STRUMPET

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>not understanding cricket
You boffle the crick with the gollywop and then you make a run for it while the other team hurries to get the swig, how is too hard to understand?

Oh man, fucking love IRN BRU.

Is this what americans think brits sound like? Those arent even words, not even subhuman scots talk like that

Why can he only draw pokemon girls right?

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Service station. We don't call them service stations though. We call them petrol stations or servos.

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I don't know about Steven but you're right about Cynthia.

But one fucking fight where they actually bothered to program the opponent trainer with some semblance of AI hardly forgives the cookie-cutter formulaic remaining 99% of the game. It'd be nice if the entire game was full of competent trainers like Cynthia and had a team that was ready for whatever shit you brought against them but the game never does until the very goddamn end.

For what it matters I played Red/Blue didn't play another game until Platinum. The entirety of Platinum was a joke until Cynthia. She was a satisfying fight but it didn't redeem how fucking little innovation the series had come since Gen 1.

Crumpets w/cream and jam is literally the best thing ever
Even just a plain crumpet with butter, mmm

I'm not sure if I was too subtle or if you missed the joke.

>and possibly not a cartridge slot.

Nintendo isn't going to make a console without physical games. The biggest selling point of Nintendo is nostalgia and being toy like. Tendies love going out to the store to buy their games just like when mommy would take them in the 90's.

Because you get "chips" from McDonalds, "Chips" from the fish'n'chip shop, and "chips"(sometimes "potato chips") from the servo/grocery store. If you want fish'n'chip style chips without goint to a restaurant or shop, you buy frozen beer battered "chips" from Woolies and shove 'em in the oven yourself.
What restaurants/shops in America sell ALL THREE of these things to make them necessary to differentiate?
You have one kind of chip with dinner, a different kind of chip as a snack, and the other kind of chip when someones doing a Maccas run and asks if you want anything.

Sweet heretic! The true path is savory! Marmite! Cheese if you've been a good savourite boy and said your prayers to our spongy god.

Apparently someone actually commissioned this art from someone.

Think about that.

Why the fuck would you drop the p. God you’re bad at this.

Biscuits are not cookies. Americans don’t even have biscuits.

>marmite
Promite is better lad
Promite and butter, thats the good stuff

Zoomers will never understand the Mr Bean one.

>americans don't have biscuits
The fuck is this then, you stupid fucking bong?

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>Americans don’t even have biscuits.

lol what is this thread?

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You call what are essentially scones, biscuits you can't say shit

Man, the Black/White protagonists were a fucking blast.
I remember that trailer for B/W2 I think where an Arcanine grabbed Servipor by the fucking throat and basically chokeslammed it from mid air.

A sconne? Why the fuck do you call sconnes biscuits? Biscuits are hard small and sweet, cookies are bigger and usually have choc chips or blueberries in them

This

Don't take'em very long, do it?

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What world do you live in where biscuit and cookie aren't interchangable?

Cookies are biscuits
But not all biscuits are cookies, like another user said
Also you never call choc chip cookies "biscuits", thats a fuckin crime

>ancient setting
>Mewtwo on the boxart

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No, scones don't flake like biscuits do, as well as biscuits being drier than scones, you dumbass brit.

>outing yourself as a non-brit by using literally every word wrong

If you wanted us to stop committing crimes you wouldn't have put all your criminals in one place.
I'm gonna go have a chocolate chip biscuit now.

>not the girl being sword because of her massive futa dick.

Thats not a biscuit you twat
This is a biscuit
Also I'm Australian

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the boy is sword and he's an extreme pervert who tries to fuck anything that moves and shield has to protect all of britain from his raping ways

Are you australian? Nobody calls them choc chip biscuits here you tard

No, that's a cookie. This is a biscuit.
Doesn't matter if you're a bong or a retard from down under, you're still fucking WRONG.

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Do bongs really do this?

I know, but that user told me it was a crime, so like a patriotic Aussie I did it out of spite.

Cant wait to play the Rotherham level where we get to catch all the young white girls and rape them to death

fix your fucking country brits

It literally has biscuit printed on it you retard

don't be too hard on them they literally don't have our biscuits over there so they just see pictures and think they're scones because they have the same shape I guess, although literally nothing could be more opposite from those flavored rocks they call pastries so it sounds like they're retarded when they're just ignorant.

that's actually the correct pronunciation. I think you guys just spell it like it should be spelled to prevent confusion.

go read the book of ecclesiastis, king solomon preached about this

If it's baked twice, then it's a biscuit.

Can't we all be happy together in there being no canon black main characters in Pokemon games?

>all these people interested in my country because of pokemon
Feels weird man.

Of course there isnt
Japan might be getting more lefty by the day but they still hate niggers

Remember when people were interested in Britain because it was the greatest empire on earth and deserved respect?
Now all you've got going for you is a japanese videogame for kids and pakistani rape gangs

Wait Theresa May browses Yea Forums
Honestly doesn't surprise me

Also I know what you mean, i've been wanting a UK based Pokemon game since Diamond, I just hope it doesn't end up being shit

>instead of bitching, people are getting excited for something they like
I can see you've been here a while; the concept of childlike excitement is lost on you.

How old is the queen anyways?

You'd think a Grapefruit was a Orange if labeled as such.

dude you are literally me aside of the "dog is a parasite"
that is kinda messed up.
but for me it´s mostly just because of sjw and feminists that most games, books, tv shows and movies are no longer fun. i can still enjoy older, pre sjw stuff

I want an now. Best ones I've had are at North Adelaide burger bar.

In the new games, the main things I want are
>Free Camera
>Fix the breading and EXP share
>Less Linier
>Team Rocket/Galactic Tier Enemy team
>Pokemon able to be found by talking to NPC's and having to explore to track down where it is specifically

I feel like crumpets are wholly a texture experience. They don't exactly contribute any flavor to eating them. You put jam on it and it'll taste like jam; the flavor won't be enhanced by the crumpet itself.

Don't get me wrong, I like buttered crumpets but if someone were to tell me that it's an inferior taste experience to a buttered non-plain bagel or buttered french bread they'd be certainly right.

You're correct but in the United States scones typically have a salty or fruit added to it and a plain fat/lard scone is called a biscuit and usually is used in chowders or smothered in a sauce like gravy. In Canada nobody east of the maritimes eats biscuits and they're primarily used in soups and chowders.

If you ask me, the difference between a biscuit and cookie in the UK is a result of a history of rationing. Biscuits require a liquid like tea or coffee to fully realize the flavor; they taste like shit when eaten alone. But a cookie is full of enough sugar and fat that it can be enjoyed without the need for tea or coffee but cookies were treats for special occasions like Christmas because the sugar and fat needed to make a cookie could make twice as many biscuits, which would also last longer.

In North America we have coffee cake, which operates on the same principle as the biscuit/cookie and also comes from a tradition of being at war for most of our existence. The amount of sugar and fat to make a regular cake that could be enjoyed alone was expensive and reserved for special occasions and so coffee cake became a thing that could be a sweet but require a liquid to taste any good. Nowadays coffee cake has just as much sugar as regular cake.

>breading
>linier

go to bed user

They're both fried, with the primary difference being that what you call "chips" are crispy

Im tired as shit, I've got uni in like 20 minutes and I just woke up, give me a break

>He doesn't want to make breads
Come on son

Too old.

I'm pretty sure she's just being animated right now just to spite Charles.

No wonder you're all so fat if this is a biscuit

OTM SHANK

She is 93
What the fuck

well we're not mandated by law to have them with tea every single day or else you'd be right

I still can't believe a Pokemon game got away with a design like Hilda's.

>boy has to protect the girl
Are they fucking serious right now? It's 2019. Get with the fucking times.

>implayan I won't blow ya for a shiney

Whether or not it was done on purpose, I think denying Charles the throne forced him to take his mind off the whole royalty bullshit and get a hobby or work on shit that would actually benefit others. He's had to find charitable work and shit to spend his time thanks to not having to do all the bullshit that comes with being monarch.

I'm not saying he contributes much, but it's certainly a whole lot more than if he were king. Look at his sons and how they basically have to do something useful with themselves instead of being wholly shitty spoiled royalty that sit around burning money like Saudi royals.

This guy is older than the Queen but still actively lead a nation.

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>american is confused at foreign things
>refuse to understand and invent a set of weird autistic rules to force those foreigners to change their own culture instead
every
fucking
time.

She's alive purely because of her grudge against her son marrying a thot and refuses to give him the crown. You have to admire her determination.

It's just shorts jacket and a t-shirt, honestly, it's a better coloured version of Claire's in the original RE2

it's not really that extreme, pretty much every girl except Dawn wears short shorts.

Now Dawn has fucking nothing under there and you can't prove to me otherwise.

Where's the joke and the punchline

Hey it's easy to live that long if you are a governement-sanctioned parasite.

here's both

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does anyone have the original comic?

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>tfw americans try to do the cockney or glaswegian text joke comics and dont realise they get almost all of it completely wrong

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that's just a piece of bread

I may be an Ausfag but I have to admit, bongs utilise English better than anyone. Makes sense, they've been speaking it longer than everyone else.

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Just ignore the incorrect subtitle. It's obviously meant to be thats the point.

Post scottish kino

youtube.com/watch?v=tvxBtfBoa7g

>Oi m8, wit dis loicense pokeymans upto level fordy will foight for ya and Queen and cuntry. Also ya may wield dis knoife to cut down small bushes

birds have hollow bones, aron is literally made of iron

being blatantly wrong is completely expected from the biggest shitposters on Yea Forums

By that logic that would make the US British.

The rest of the world genuinely cannot understand you people. I would have an easier time deciphering esoteric magical manuscripts written by drug addled degenerates than I would trying to compose subtitles for an episode of Limmy's show.

It is not a meme.

"My friends. It's so very nice to see you all. I definitely do look forward to having a Pokemon battle after a spot of tea.
I find tea is the just the thing to get one's gears turning in the old noggin. Wouldn't you think so?"

You put potato's through a potato chipper to get chips

Poor mans Falafell?

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>kebabs
It's shawarma though?

I had a Scottish person in my class once, literality no one could understand what he was saying until he had said it at least 3 times

I dont eat halal cos im not a wanker that hates animals

>Tfw this triggered my Alexa at the same time
kek

This one friend?

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Scottish is incomprehensible even to their own next neighbour, the English.
I know I never bloody get what they are going on about and I live with a literal autistic person that speaks like a caveman most people struggle to understand since he mispronounces every other word.

And the last panel just by itself in case that is what you meant.

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I don't think it's fair to insult Scotland and Wales like that

thanks!

Any drawfags wanna do something with 2:38-2:52?

Well good thing Limmy's Show already has subtitles you dumb ass.

Wedge Fries
Steak fries
Freedom fries
Baguettes

I can't even understand this my hearing is so fucked lmao

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SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO BE BRITISH OR VULGAR, JUST GIVE ME A GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>America setting
>trainers are overweight human/pokemon mutts

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NAE WITNESSES!

Hot

And what Pokemon is this supposed to be crossed with?

looks like Mega Charizard X to me

>Freedom fries
Fun fact: The guy who came up with this is dead.

Meanwhile, France is still alive.

There's a MEGA Charizard?

The guy that came up with French Fries Is dead too..?

>a

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Don't get your hopes up, it's just the personified version of a Mega Folder filled with Charizard porn

>Gone to his eternal reward
>Alive to be eternally cucked

Hmm
I'll mull this over with a bag-get of Lays.

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Would be hotter if it were transformation rather than just an anthro desu senpai

You know what dudes i really like pokemon its alot of fun

Anyone else wondering how the fuck you're meant to transfer your Pokemon to this game? There's no way for 3DS to communicate with Switch.

PokeBank you fool

They don't need to bother anymore, they perfected the waifumon formula in Gen 7.

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Pokemon Bank. Pay 10 dollars goy.

The guy who came up with France is dead too

>One particular recipe I saw for Belgian fries was throwing them in the fryer, letting them set for a while, and then throwing them back in right before serving them.
That is God's given way of making fries

Probably a pokemon bank app on the switch
I hope we get folders on the switch cause I don't want shit like that and youtube cluttering it all

neither did DS and 3DS, pokebank mayne

the kicker is instead of updating the current one they'll just make a new one that only works for the new games

>transfer all my pokemon to S/M
>don't even show up on the dex
I really hope they fix this in the new one.

>10 dollars
Its 5, but still a fucking rip off

It's 5.

The Belgians know their fries, I tell you what.

they can be ovenbaked as well retards
You're showing your yanki-ness.

Someday, I too wish to maintain existence purely out of spite for the generations to follow.

Am I the only one who thinks english muffins suck and biscuits are better for every possible application they're used for?

It makes no sense to me that they took such a step back with the home menu on the Switch. The previous generation was fine and they didn't even carry over any features from that. Just a line of icons.

I'm sure people were thinking "Oh, it's okay, it just came out, they'll probably fix this later."

And now the Switch has been out for two years and it's still the same.

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Good riddance

Baked fries are trash.

>tfw gamefreak will never be this good again

Gamefreak is awesome. It's The Pokemon Company you have to worry about.

That's called being in your 70s.

I love roasted reds but I would never call them fries.

So she's pulling a Walder Frey?

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She'd probably kick your arse too user.

because gyro is what you pick up from the jobcentre

I love Cristina Vee but she cannot do accents. Like, at all.

cringe

>latinx
Did people come around from Gabby's bullshit and actually start using this?

I don't know what you're talking about but I do know that it has in fact caught on. I wish it didn't, it sounds terrible on the ears.