How do the Yakuza games do photo-realistic facial mocap without being uncanny valley?

It's like being a manlet vs a lanklet. If you don't have the genetics for it, it probably won't happen. Your only real option is to do an insane amount of reps with a low amount of weight.

>if you're eating anywhere near 2000 cals and you aren't physically active or work out, you're going to be a fat-ass
It's true. I spent the past autumn and winter season sitting at the pc from wake till sleep, getting no exercise whatsoever and I blew up like a balloon.

they looks italians

Nigger I can't do all that I'm low tier. Best I can do is 25 sit ups and maybe 60 squats. Pushups aren't even an option my wrists will snap.

Cut down on carbs and do cardio like running or biking. Even weight training can help. As long as you do SOMETHING active it’ll help, just make sure you don’t over do it and end up hurting yourself. Push those limits but don’t break down.
I suggest researching keto diets and STICKING with it. No cheating.
Don’t get lazy and skip exercise days. A Monday, Wensday, Friday and weekend rest routine is a good place to start. Again don’t screw with the diet; stick with it. Also, don’t expect massive changes within a month. Gains and weight reduction takes time.
Check out /fit/ and other fitness communities for help or suggestions in your routine. Don’t feel bad about asking for help; tons of now-healthy guys have been in your situation, so they’ll be sympathetic and help you out.
Good luck, user!
DAME DA NE

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because they typecast, the people who are scanned are the characters in voice and in personality.

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>eating at a 1000 calorie deficit for a considerably long time
Doesn't seem like a good idea, it would be better to eat at a 300-500 deficit, also that's gonna be too hard for a beginner, especially for someone of his size, he'll be dead by the tenth push up and if he doesn't take rest days he might injure himself.

Also honestly considering how much you have to eat to reach that weight he could probably eat 2000 calories and still lose weight.

>tfw I don't do any exercise and eat lots of carbs but I'm still only 120lbs
I mean I'm pretty short too (5'5) but it's still on the low side scale even for someone like me.

The other is Shibusawa, retard.

Great way to be a skinny twink with 0 muscle mass.
Brilliant

cus asians dont emote irl either

How much do you eat? You’d be surprised at how much “a lot” actually is

I usually eat 200 grams of pasta everyday, and that's just the pasta without sauce or anything, if you take in to account the breakfast, the snacks during the day and the dinner there is no way I'm not going over 2k calories.

He looks different without facial hair.
Also, Nishitani was mocapped too. He's based. why'd he have to die lads

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It probably helps that the character designs are very close to human, even the ones not based on people like Kiryu or Majima, they have just enough realism that they could fit into a world, and then you bring in the characters based on actual actors, and though they are a bit jarring when you first run into them with how detailed they are, you get used to them. Helps that the voice work makes them feel well blended into the world when paired with the facial animation.

>each day until you have no more wrists
ayyyyyy

Why is Majima so beautiful? Who is his model?

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me

This guy

user-kun...

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build up to it, faggot
some training is better than nothing.

KIIIIRRYUUUUU

drive.google.com/file/d/0B2oknZg-EI8xZFVkemhWMWlkVDg/edit

I miss ponytail majima.

more info here
startbodyweight.com/p/start-bodyweight-basic-routine.html

>Nigger I can't do all that I'm low tier. Best I can do is 25 sit ups and maybe 60 squats.

not in a row, dumbass
do sets until you hit 100 for the day.

>only a 100 a day

He definitely is the best-looking Majima, and that's saying a lot since he always looks kino.

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Are the Kiwamis considered good?

pc only
I recently finished 0 and kiwami
what's the next step ? do I just kill myself ?

>>only a 100 a day
he's a fat-ass
he'll have to 50 sets of 2 though out the day if it comes to that.

this is bullshit

squats, deadlifts, overhead press, bench press, pull-ups assisted if need be, ab work, barbell curl. stop eating trash food

>tfw I'm resorting to doing sets of 70 to try to burn the fat I've built up from bulking

emulate bro

Ye, then come back when Kiwami 2 is ported.

wait for kiwami 2
or emulate original 2

>Great way to be a skinny twink with 0 muscle mass
brainlet, you know how much muscle fat people have under all their fat?
that routine is to lose weight and tone up like OP pic - not to be some muscle brain like you.

>tone up
this is bait

There are decent PS3 emulators?

that routine isn't going to do shit because they will force out shitty half reps trying to reach the arbitrary number you gave rather than doing proper reps

>doing sets of 70 to try to burn the fat I've built up from bulking
you're working to be a muscle head. guy in op is simply low calorie(skinny)/moderate workout(toned) old man.

1 is meh compared to what they did to Kiwami 2 but it's still worth a playthrough.

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count your current caloric intake ( and do it right )
cut 500-600 cal.
you're looking at a -1kg a week more or less
keep recounting cals every month so you can adjust those -500 to your new weight
you probably have enough muscle mass already that you can just focus on your diet until you get to 100kg
then go to /fit/

>7 oz of pasta
That’s like a normal bowl of pasta, and that pasta is like 360 cal. That’s a pretty good meal, so I’d say you defiantly have room for like 2 more meals in the day plus snacks

basically sean10mms modified ss
yakuza 2 is ps2
otherwise ur gonna have to mod a ps3
sorry bro!

So is Kiwami 2 good?

doing longer sets isn't going to do shit.. do short high intensity activity for like 10 mins until you're dead, will lose more weight. and diet is more important anyway, you can sit on your ass and lose wieght if you are fat and start proper nutrition, source me i did it lost 40 kg hardly moving from my chair by cutting out sugar drinks and pizza, eating just chicken/veges/grains etc

SS+GOMAD

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I became used to a high calorie intake as I've been building strength. So now my lifts are decent (min three plate in everything) I'm still taking in those calories. And unfortunately I haven't been able to hit the gym in a while so I'm suffering all around
You wait until new games get ported.

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Nice triceps. What's harder to build biceps or triceps? I'm a twink with large biceps like this guy, but my triceps is considerably smaller, probably because I was doing biceps curls for biceps and push-ups for triceps which are less effective.

>that routine isn't going to do shit because they will force out shitty half reps trying to reach the arbitrary number you gave rather than doing proper reps
missing the point. old man in op is not a gym rat. his routine is basically something *like 100/100/100 and enough calories to stay fit.
proper reps dont matter. enough physical exertion thoughout the day to lose weight, and enough stress on the muscle to keep fit is all that matters. yes, 100 is an arbitrary number, and an estimate, but once he gets to his desired weight, he can adjust it to gain or lose.
anyone who does the same, reaches that body type over time.

Biceps are harder to build, so I wouldn't worry too much on working on them. If you're a twink, just do more curls. Eat more protein.

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>squats, deadlifts, overhead press, bench press, pull-ups assisted if need be, ab work, barbell curl

retarded post. thinking old man in op hits the gym like that
you want to look like someone, you eat and workout like that person. simple as that.

Majima looks Italian as well, even has the aquiline/roman nose.

So far it's fantastic. It uses the Dragon engine from 6, so the whole game is a world of difference from the others

I thought his nose was pretty old-era Asian.

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so majima could inherit his spirit / explain away his entirely different persona in the later games
.

why does his torso look somewhat feminine?

But the end of Zero explains it fine. He's been jerked around for years, made to chase a goal he was never gonna reach, and when finally given a chance, turns out he's been dancing to strings he never knew were tied to him, he was a dog being yanked by his leash, and seeing people like Nishitani and Sagawa put his own life into perspective, and fighting to protect Makoto pushed him to throw away everything he had worked for, and everything be was loyal to, to become the Mad Dog. In the end, with his leash gone and freedom back in his hands, he realized it was a chance to live how he wanted, to live on his own whims and desires, to live by Majima Goro's rules.

Holy fuck is this his actual physique?

Duh

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Asians are already uncanny irl that's why they are often used in 3d and on robots.

Nishitani is pretty cute.

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Is that all the people's he's voiced?

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Hardly, Fujiwara has voiced a shit ton of characters.

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A handful of them, yeah

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Proof Nishitani is best boy.

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;_;7

Like most veteran seiyuu, it's near impossible to list all of Fujiwara's roles. He's also Ardyn in FFXV.

Because it is not photo-realistic.
Do you idiots even use your brains?

i hate internet discussion these days
FUCK

I'm only 63kg but all the body fat I've ever had has only ever been in my stomach. Makes me look like a hob goblin and I hate it gut also don't care enough to properly diet. At least I'm not gaining weight though.

It's pretty realistic. Look at some of the cutscenes.

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How many second for planks instead of sit-ups? Sit-ups are easy to do wrong.

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All kidding aside.

Look into intermittent fasting and eventually OMAD (One meal a day). It allows you some luxuries of not having to adhere to specific food groups which several people on "diets" really hate. Eat lots of veggies they are mostly fiber and provide vitamins and minerals you may be lacking.

Eliminate sugar. Full stop. Its a treat but we're talking a few times per month tops.

If you're going to drink stick to tequila or vodka. limit drinking if possible but Beer / cider is straight up 200+ calories each.

Take a good quality vitamin D in the morning.

Take a good quality Fish Oil supplement.

Exercise if you want the fat loss to go faster otherwise really straight fat loss can be achieved by diet alone.

Track calories, figure out on average where you're at and start by removing 500 off the top.

Good luck

it doesn't you're just gay

oh look, it's a dyel who just parrots stupid bullshit he heard on the internet, despite knowing nothing and not even being able to 2pl8.
>Look into intermittent fasting and eventually OMAD (One meal a day).
all you need to do is eat less calories than you burn, omad is just as fucking stupid as any other meme diet, if anything you're starving yourself of overnight gains by not having a constant supply of protein for anabolic recovery.
>If you're going to drink stick to tequila or vodka.
hard liquor completely fucks with your metabolic rate, it's much worse than beer.
>Take a good quality vitamin D in the morning.
assuming you get a few hours of sunlight every day, vitamin d supplements are worthless
>Take a good quality Fish Oil supplement.
fish oil supplements are rancid, the omega-3's completely break down from sitting in these capsules for months. just eat literally any kind of fish if you want to supplement O3, canned sardines if you're fucking lazy.

Where can I get a Majima bf

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have a very low body fat percentage while doing light excercises to build muscle

How low is low?

Woah relax there chief.

I'm not talking adequate protein intake to build muscle I'm talking about efficient ways to lose fat.

Everyone knows its calories in versus calories out but you're potentially ignoring years of shitty eating, bad habits and the mental loops people set up to enforce bad behavior.

IF / OMAD is a meme diet, but its still an effective way to keep someone on rails, eating a relatively normal diet but likely restricting calories to a deficit.

Also not trying to argue but vitamin D supplementation works. Unless you're nude you arent getting adequate D absorption from the sun. Look up recent studies i have zero reason to lie

in his case probably 5%
im not a big workout guy or diet guy
im not saying hes not strong or well built but hes just very skinny
a norm for japanese people

You cant. A person who is really like Majima doesn't exist, because you get that level of crazy and theres no heart of gold under it, just more crazy

>5%
this delusion
guy in OP is like 13% minimum, he's just oiled up

I want a bf that pretends to be crazy until I crack his facade and have a warm, loving husband underneath. Park didn't know what she had.

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workout at least 3 times a week, lower your calorie intake, and be sure to pop an ECA stack as a preworkout

you'll be beach body ready in around 5 months

I don’t know why, but I always see Shibusawa as a close relative to Hideki Kamiya.

>2000
Found the manlet

That explains how they've managed to keep Sonic on life support all these decades

No one is like that anymore. One side think its too sexist and the other is too pathetic to even bother finding a gf (or bf i guess)

Just do normal compound lifts you do for chest day and shoulder days. If you want extra attention do more dips on your back days too alongside more on shoulder/chest days

>13% minimum
I'm 11 and I have more fat than that. He's under 10 I guarantee it. Unless it's just spread more evenly unlike me.

>Kuze- Doesn't actually kill anyone on screen, just gets in brawls
>Sent to jail
>Shibusawa- Kills a lot of criminals, and one taxi driver and is the big final fight
>Sent to jail
>Awano- Does jack shit except kill an innocent woman to try and intimidate Kiryu and gets in a badass fight with Majima
>Fucking dies

btw if you want actual training advice dont go to /fit/
its all a big meme where they want you to buy a bunch of stupid shit

This doesn't require a specific routine really, this is a very attainable physique. But a normal lifting routine is actually enjoyable while tracking your growth in strength, as opposed to shitty stuff like 100 pushups a day, etc. A routine has to be enjoyable and provide enough positive reinforcement to continue doing it after all. So just eat under your calorie maintenance and lift and you'll grow in strength while losing weight because of noob gains.

I've known for a while that /fit/ is just where gay men go to complain about tfw no gf.

Takeuchi has one of those faces you could just stare at all day. He's unique looking its weird

Honestly, go check out the /fit/ sticky. It's the best place to get started. Then you can stick around for the /fit/ memes if you want.

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He's a living yakuza character, as in, the genre itself. It's as if he was born to be a character.

did he died

Okay they buffed up shibusawa quite a lot

he looks like a fat spoiled child

Is this a opm reference?

Wow Shibusawa looks nothing like his actor

roll genes next time your dad's sperm impregnate the egg

>Takeuchi has one of those faces you could just stare at all day.
nah, you're just gay

>He's unique looking its weird
not really. he looks hispanic maybe. looks like he could be related to wayne newton

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>if you're eating anywhere near 2000 cals and you aren't physically active or work out
I match up with this criteria and I weigh 125 lbs, can't gain a single pound. To be fair I have very specific genetics.

I realize now why everyone wants to be yakuza

I thought he was chinese

I miss him, based detective-looking yakuzabro.

Its kind of like how people see pirates, yakuza are romanticized, despite the fact they are horrifying criminals

Pretty sure the Tojo clan wouldn't let a Chinese person into their fold and allow him some high standing

A normal portion of pasta it's about 100grams.
>t. Italian

Have a plate of pilau rice with bread every day for a week while doing 10k steps a day. I’ve done this for 3 months and I went from 205lbs to 155. Feels weird being full up on the smallest meals now. 6’2” btw.

Bitch, I eat 2000 calories a day and I'm running a 1000 calorie deficit. Maybe factor people over 4'8" into your calculations next time.

Unless you have hyperthyroidism, the variation of humans in metabolism is negligible and you're just not eating enough

Damn, Keiji is so my type.

A lack of an Adonis Belt. Midriff-baring tops are also generally female-coded, which surely affects your perception as well.

well ye in this series the yakuza even rarely kills people unless they are chinese, in which case you get a whole section of chinese lackeys being murdererd

Search for convict conditioning. Read and apply as needed, don't be afraid to mix and match stuff until you find something that works for you.
Keep your workouts at least somewhat consistent and you will start seeing progress soon enough. Don't be discouraged if the process slows down at times, keep at it and worst case scenario don't stop completely. Kalistenics has a way of building up your body in a lasting way.
Add this to what other anons are saying.

yakuza have cod of honor.

PUT YAKUZA ON SWITCH!!!!!

Facial mocap and facial scanning are two different things.

its not little children game. Go play some wahoo or something.

That's an insult to him. Too pretty to be a chink. I don't know who looks more mixed, Majima or Kiryu.

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I can 100% confirm that one meal a day is the best way to lose weight if that's all you're after and a good starting point to shift shitty habits.
Long term is a whole nother discussion.

Hopefully

When do you eat and how much? I would be concerned about not having enough energy to wage slave on just one meal a day.

It can be done, but you need patience and to do it gradually over time, the good news is those first few 10s of kgs will be fairly easy, then it gets harder because anyone losing a ton of weight will have its body adapt by actually burning less calories at rest (500kcal/day less actually, it's fucked up). Do lifting to build muscle so you up your rest metabolism, even the most hardcore of cardio workouts burns fuck all for calories (at most 10% of your daily amount) so there are considerable diminishing returns. Cut the carbs and up your protein and vegetable/fruit fiber intake, do pushups and buy weights, take your bike out and just peddle as hard as you can for a while and take is easier for a while, rinse repeat. I lost 10kg just biking 40-60km a day for a few months, but you can't be leisurely about it you need to treat it like a contest and be faster than everyone else. Take it seriously and have hardcore discipline for the rest of your life because keeping the pounds off is much harder than losing it in the first place, your body will fight it every step of the way unfortunately.

>I eat 2000 calories a day and I'm running a 1000 calorie deficit
nope. that's just the typical fat-ass american diet brought to you by your tabloid magazines disguised as health education.

the majority of the world who aren't obese survive fine on 1000-1500 cals a day.
I guarantee old man in OP eats two bowls of rice and half a bowl of protein every day. 1200 cals max and why he's not a fat'oid. if you're 6' you can do fine on 1500 if you're not very active.
1000 cals was just a min if you're serious about losing weight.

I did this and I couldn't keep the weight off, but at least I gained muscle. I maybe took it a bit too far though, at one point I was doing 2400 crunches/day in addition to 200 pushups and 50 squats. Then I got heart surgery and now I can't do more than 50 pushups or my ribcage will break open, even feels sore from doing 30. I guess what I'm trying to say is better to stick to a routine you can maintain for 10 years to the rest of your life than go overboard and give up when it's not producing results fast enough.

Also be aware that losing a ton of weight will reduce your rest metabolism by a full 500kcal/day, source:
getpocket.com/explore/item/why-you-shouldn-t-exercise-to-lose-weight-explained-with-60-studies

So do the regular mafia and they're still parasites

Dragon engine is literal shit compared to whatever was used in 0, though.

Yes, I suppose the 100+ pounds I've lost over the past 9 months mean nothing when you spout meaningless numbers that every health professional disagrees with
Seriously don't fucking talk on subjects you know nothing about

it isn't though.
only part that's worse is the way blocking worked in 6 and K2, but they fixed it.

>I did this and I couldn't keep the weight off, but at least I gained muscle
it does depend a lot on the person. when i was younger i could eat 2000 cal a day still be super thin, but i was also running around a lot all day.
now, i sit in front of a desk all day, and even with only around 1000 calories a day im putting on weight.

pretty much what everyone has said. I started at 97kg and currently 78kg about 6 months in. We can do it user!

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Adults develop a "set-point" of weight which your body will always aim to maintain vigorously, no matter what you do. That's why weight loss as an adult is so fucking hard to maintain. If you're lucky enough that your parents didn't stuff you full of junk food as a kid you're just lucky af and you don't need to do all that much or even count calories and your body will tell you you're full when you're full and stop consuming and continue burning calories, otherwise your fat cells will continue sending hunger signals to your brain which responds by either consuming more or metabolizing much more slowly.

>every health professional disagrees with
propaganda. i used to work in media. i know exactly where all the health professionals you're getting your info come from.

>Seriously don't fucking talk on subjects you know nothing about
i know more than you. i know how not to be a fat-ass.

That's unfair to say.
The prior engine was made the PS3 so a wet fart in 2019 ought to be able to output it at 1080/60 at least.

That's not to say the previous games are better/worse at all.

I started with 10 when I was 100+ kg, and built it up to 100 over time, you'll be surprised what you're capable of if you keep it up. And I had a scooter accident when I was young which fucked up my left wrist really good, but I just ate the pain. Obviously don't fuck up your wrists by overdoing it but if you have fully developed healthy bones you can do it.

Don't drink sugary drinks, at all. Drink tea and coffee, use artificial sweetener if you really need to, just don't drink liquid death.

Yakuza only does facial scanning and body mocap I think, with the facial animations done manually

>Everyone is wrong but me! It's a huge conspiracy!
Get that delusion checked out, friend. It's probably a side effect of being terribly malnourished.

Is Sera donning Ken Watanabe's face?

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Same...
I wish we could go back to simpler days...

>how do I go from 139kg lard ass garbage to a physique like this man.

More than likely never, ever. Your body isn't his. Your muscle insertions could be different so your abs could look totally different and you could potentially be a dude that just stores fat around his nips so your chest wouldn't look like his.

At your weight you're going to have a lot of loose skin after you lose the weight, it'll tighten up eventually but for a few years you won't like the way you look shirtless, but it's not like you enjoy it now. You're probably going to need surgery.

What you can do is take steps to change yourself. It's a long road to look how you believe you should so it's important to take babysteps and keep at a pace you think you can maintain. The only important thing is consistency, nothing else. You got this fat by consistently eating like shit and consistently being sedentary.

You know you need to change your diet but you don't even know how to slowly modify it if you don't know what your diet is. Track your calories daily with 0 changes to your diet for a week to figure out how much you're eating. Next week try to eat 300-500 calories less a day, if 500 seems unmanageable do 450, if 450 is unmanageable go for 400 and so forth until you find a number you can deal with. Do that number for 2 weeks then try to decrease it further for another 2 weeks. Adjust as necessary. During this calorie cutting process you're going to slowly reduce the intake of foods you *know* you shouldn't eat. You know you shouldn't drink soda so that could be something you reduce the consumption of until you're not drinking any.

As for exercise just do something you know you can handle daily. Speed walking, rowing machine, cycling machine, whatever you know you can do DAILY at a pace that doesn't make you dread it. Mix it up so you don't get too bored. Consider weightlifting after losing 45kg.

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time.com/3929990/americans-overweight-obese/

stop being such a damn moron. 2000 cals is why americans are fucking obese compared to the rest of the world.

>Everyone is wrong but me! It's a huge conspiracy!
you have it reversed an you dont even realize it. they have the wool pulled over your eyes. im with the rest of the world, while you're listening to ALL your experts.

You won't. Even if you lose all your lard, you will still carry your flabby skin as a reminder of your pathetic attempt

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>2000 cals is why americans are fucking obese compared to the rest of the world

post body

>2000 cals is why americans are fucking obese compared to the rest of the world.

What American eats 2000 calories a day

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By having devs who know what they're doing/give a shit.

>What American eats 2000 calories a day
2000 recommended to be maximum 6' american man who works a physical job, but taken as minimum or they'll die. with expert health education paid for by coca cola and mc donalds

Become a vegetarian and cut the fried shit. Permanently.

I was very fat as well, but after I became a vegetarian, my weight skydived to the right amount pretty fast. In the beggining it was kinda hard, specially since everyone around me is a corpse-muncher, and were eating meat while I was in my spot just with boiled vegetables. But after I started seeing how much weight I was losing while at the same I was feeling better than ever, I realized it was for the best and even acquired a distaste for meat. Even at physical exercises I got a better stamina.

My "program" is as lazy as it can get, I have karate classes three times a week, and that's it, and I have the body of the guy in OP's pic. but I'm not a manlet I strongly recommend it.

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proud of you, big man

FUCK YOOOU SAGAWA

SS+Gomad.

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Is measuring out how much you eat really worth the trouble? Isn't it way easier to just cut bad foods out of your diet in the first place and exercise a bit?

5'5 and 165 pounds I only have a tummy but I know even if I lose it I'm stilled fucked when it comes to women

Now I'm just saving money to buy a a good PC

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They used to. I mean they still do but now they're just mafia.

They're romanticized because yakuza used to be good back in the Edo era. Kiryu is the romanticized version of the Yakuza while his enemies are usually the more grounded ones.

It's the hair.

I couldn't even do 2 push ups normally three years ago, and now I do a lot in a row. I started doing the maximum I could do by supporting myself with the knees instead of the foot. In the beggining I could only do 5. Seriously.

Repeat each day the maximum you can do, rest for a few minutes, and do again, three times. After doing that jump a day to rest, and repeat. When you are able to do 20, switch to normal pushups, by supporting yourself with your feet instead of knee, you will probably do something around 5. Repeat the whole process until this number increases as well.

Thanks, bro.

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See the root problem with your horse shit is that anyone can find their daily calorie requirement themselves. If you're eating under it you'll lose weight and if you're eating over it you'll gain weight. It's as simple as that. And everyone who isn't a 4 foot girl or house cat that eats 1000 cals a day like in your retarded maintenance suggestion is losing weight.

>Is measuring out how much you eat really worth the trouble?
it's not about being exact, but being aware of how much you eat in the long term and eating just enough to stay healthy and stable. if you're eating similiar amounts of similiar types of food every day, you have an idea of how much you're eating.

cringe

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Gross.

i was vege for 4 years, as soon as i quit i stopped feeling sick and started losing weight. i don't think it's a good idea to go vege to lose weight, do it if you morally want to

Where's my 500 Million, Majima-chan?

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>And everyone who isn't a 4 foot girl or house cat that eats 1000 cals a day like in your retarded maintenance suggestion is losing weight.
no shit. the point of routin was for losing weight, not to maintain fat. but, also you keep going back to 1000 cal is not enough. the point is the majority of the world lives on around that much or less each day, but you in your wisdom, it's somehow not enough. yes, if you're a big guy who works a hard job, you should eat more. but if you're daily job is sitting on your fat ass, maybe 1200 cals a day is more than enough.

I'm late but if you're hurting your wrists doing push ups fucking stop and check that your form is correct. If it is DO NOT push through wrist pain stop and try again later.

not to begin with, no. too much fucking around with numbers and plans will make you quit. build up to it. seeing progress is what motivates you to get more invested in it.

>wow Majima, I can't believe you didn't get this month's 50 million
>this month's 100 million was well within your grasp
>I just don't know how you fucked up without getting me my 500 million
>it's just a fucking billion you big baby, if it's too much for you just take a job for me

fuck they ruined her model so bad how fuuck she's hideous

>Look at me mom, I'm better than those guys because I eat grass!

The secret is eating properly and exercising. Now, what is eating well? You need to consult a dietist since this is fucking Yea Forums. /fit/ might have some useful ideas but they're hit or miss. Their FAQ covers the basics, give it a through read.

Also don't listen to
because you don't get fit just by running around. There are fuckloads of studies (mentioned in that /fit/ FAQ) that prove that cardio+lifting is the perfect way of losing weight (building muscle=mass that needs energy leading to weight loss, cardio activates your metabolism). Also you will turn into a fucking skeleton or worse, a skinny fat loser.

t. I run a lot and I'm a fucking twig.

I guess, I just eat really sporadically and don't bother worrying about any of that. I barely exercise but I'm not overweight at all.

The threat of getting your fingers cut off my yakuza members keep the devs in line

Probably carpal tunnel considering the board we're in.

Are the Yakuza also the ones making them sex up Majima more and more each game? You can't look at Kiwami 2 and tell me they didn't.

You can't just start and still keep eating the same shit you do but cutting the meat, you have to reprogram your whole diet to have the things you need. I have myself a chart of what to eat every day, with the necessary things for the body, I don't post it because it is not in english and now I cook my own food instead of letting others, just to make sure I have the things I need, and nobody will fry anything on it.

Also, I come from a family with very slow methabolism, everyone that isn't vegetarian is fat. So, I have that point in my favor, and probably so does the user.

>do it if you morally want to
There's nothing moral about not eating meat, it doesn't gives you a moral highground. I do it just for healthy reasons and that's pretty much it.

I have already read it, user. And no, I don't think I'm better than anyone for not eating meat, and I will be the first to mock those who say it. As I said I am vegetarian, not vegan, I still consume boiled eggs and milk.

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Why do you hate her so much?

she had potential, the actress is cute af

i meant personal morals everyone has different idea of morality. my vegan sister would go on all day about the morals

Probably, but I know arching your back while doing push ups can for sure fuck up your wrists.

Can you blame them? Majima is a beacon of sex

also doing pushups at all as a fat fucjer is a terrible idea, too much weight for the joints, lose some weight first before worrying about it, plenty of other exercises that can replace pushups. i can't believe i used to walk around with the weight i had

do yakuza games have marriage? I want to live out my fantasy life.

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No and the protagonists are all virgins, except for Haruka.

Forcing anyone to do shit based on morals alone is just not a good idea. It's actually easier to get then agressivelly against what you want then do to by forcing moralistic speech than otherwise, you make a disservice to whatever you're advocating for. I have met myself some annoying vegans in my life, specially in natural open markets when I'm going to buy supplies, and if anything, they just made me not wanting to say I don't eat meat, just so they would stop boring me with their crap.

My brother is vegetarian, and my father is becoming one as well, and I didn't convince then to do so by annoying then to death with moralistic crap, but by showing then that it is good for you.

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Majima was confirmed to have sex at least once.

It doesnt count if its in the butt

I refuse to believe that sly ex-homeless Chad Akiyama is a virgin. Also rando dude (Shinada?) from 5 definitely had sex with some of those escort girls he photographed. Wait, hol'd up almost all the games with every character have cabaret missions that end with sex.

You can't have a marriage ruined by your wife ABORTING YOUR CHILD unless you put a child in her in the first place.

You expect people to take a conspiratard like you seriously?

Eat less

Kiryu's not a virgin though. He was in the dating scene.

>cabaret missions that end with sex.
Nah they are just filming homemade softcore porn videos, Yakuza are very professional like that.

Because they're highly stylized and not photorealistic at all. They take human faces, make them more symmetrical and simplify their features. This ends up with better results than straight photogrammetry or whatever it's called.

Kuze looks more terrifying than in-game

user...

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Majima had a child aborted, only one not a virgin.

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>if you're daily job is sitting on your fat ass, maybe 1200 cals a day is more than enough.
maybe if you're 4 ft tall

Where I live the recommendation is 2500 for adult males actually, and 2000 for women. That's what the government recommends though and of course they just see people as labor machines so as long as people can work happily eating sandwiches and discard them as soon as health problems kick in it's all good.

Now, let's see kiryu's VA

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they've been using these faces for almost 15 years, they better have understood how to use these faces by now

Not everyone is an underage with enough time to waste to count every milligram of food that enters their mouth.

It's not very hard to do simple arithmetic in your head man.

Is it true the Yakuza produce junior idol AV and sell them in the underground comiket market?

>Oh look a Yakuza thre-
>Amateur fitness adbice AGAIN
Fuck sake can anyone on this board discuss video games?

youtube.com/watch?v=ua66S7PsUU8

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probably

There's something about Sagawa's actor that makes him look like a total bro. I know nothing about him but he just looks like a good trustworthy dude and I have no idea why.

Probably has a bit of Jomon ancestry.

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Doesn't mean he had sex though.

Chad jomon vs virgin yayoi

so do paedophiles

did majima kill him? Still dont get the ending

He got shot because Shimano pinned the death of the Omi chairman on him. He essentially got played by Shimano and because he bet wrong he had to pay for his wrong bet so the Omi killed him.

The ending showed him being confronted by some yakuza goons, zoomed into the Omi Alliance badge pin thing then BANG

Nah, Shimano didn't need to pin anything on him. His sworn brother just killed the Omi chairman during a traitorous meeting. It's not like the Omi could try to leverage it on the Tojo that "Your man killed our guy" because "Their guy" was colluding under the table to try to sneakily out the Tojo. So Sagawa was the closest thing they could make "Take responsibility" and he knew the second Shimano took that shot that he was fucking done. The irony is that if Majima decided to kill Shimano, Sagawa probably would have gotten off free.

but the omi appearing right just after the talk with majima was strangely convenient.

what's up with her belly button

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thanks, Saitama

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Er then what do you want? A full chapter of Majima and Sagawa hanging out in Kamurocho before Sagawa dies?

Enjoy your heart attack at 35.

>majima-chan, win me a jumbo bun-chan

>Judgement ver Majima feat Sagawa

>Eat less
>Lift weights

It isnt that hard

that's her vagina

went from 260lbs to 150lbs at lowest and now I'm back up to 170lbs with a combined lifting total just below 1100lbs. Just count calories, learn about macro nutrients, find a workout regiment that works for you, and stay motivated. I'll link a couple resources.

sailrabbit.com/bmr/

rohitnair.net/pp/

Good luck user

Nah, Majima was bizarrely friendly with Sagawa at the end. I think they both knew they were never going to meet again, and Sagawa knew that he was a hunted man. The Omi just got there faster than Sagawa expected, they probably fucking waited until he was done talking to cap him.

>did I say a jumbo bun-chan
>i actually meant a mondo humongous bun-chan
>come on majima-chan, you want me to get you back into the arcade, don't you?

>the majority of the world who aren't obese survive fine on 1000-1500 cals a day.

That's ridiculous. I have to eat about 3000kcal to maintain my weight, about 3500 if I want to gain.

I thought it was strange as well. But if Majima knew Sagawa was going to take the fall for Shimano, then I guess it makes sense.

Most of the world aren't really built.

Fast for 20 hours daily. You can cheat 1-2 days a week. Give yourself 4 hours to eat whatever you want(yes, you can eat anything)

After the first few days your body will only make you hungry during your eating window, and you will be free.

You will get leaner, have more energy, feel more positive. You will start to crave nutritious and fatty foods like meat, fish, real butter, avocados etc. because you feel way happier and energetic on it.

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>Majimm' tien' l'uocchie do can pazz'
>Shiman', frat a me, o vuo' spiega' o sfacimm do piano.

I will never see Yakuza 0 dubbed in neapolitan and Bari dialect.

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Again, it wasn't so much "Taking the fall" as the Omi punishing the only person they feasibly could. I think they know Shimano pulled the trigger, but getting to him means war.

>Somebody with weight and food problems
>"Yeah, just fast for the majority of the day"

Retards like you give diets a bad name, you can't recommend someone an extreme diet if they dont have basic concepts of nutrition.

That's because Shibusawa is quite buff compared to his face model and you never see him smile in the game

tell me your reasoning

is tachibana's actor actually half chinese?

Fasting is actually pretty easy if you keep busy. A billion fucking sandniggas can do it, so can you.

>quite buff
Nice understatement, it was almost as shocking a shift as when Awano took off his suit to reveal that he was fucking hercules the entire time. Men would fucking kill to get a physique like that, and here Awano is maintaining it with booze and women.

What's Joe Pesci doing in my Yakuza?

they want to look like italians

He literally goes to love hotels with his dates.

Yea, I don't get how these Yakuza manage to be so buff. Even Shimano, who I thought would have the physique of a sumo wrestler, is buff as shit.

He looked fatter in the original but they gave him some nice packs in the remake

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First of all call it an eating pattern and not a diet. It has been well documented in the medical literature by now and more or less every single study shows very positive results.

If anything this type of eating is very safe and simple. Would you like a debate?

Please tell me why you think this is extreme and what types of nutritional problems would come of this?

>intermittent fasting
>an extreme diet
Found the fat fuck with no self control.

fucking kek
basato e rossopillato

The deal he was working on got fucked. He didn't take the fall he got punished for fucking up. Taking the fall is what Kiryu did for that koi cunt.

I feel bad for Awano, he looks so hatable even though I'm sure hes an alright guy

Most of the health benefits come from caloric restriction, Intermittent fasting isnt magic, if it were a solution to all our weight problems we all would be using it.

It's just another fitness fad.

So I guess intermittent fasting works because that's how the human body evolved? Big eats in one session after hunting and not having a gradual source of food available to you 24/7?

Because two rediculously buff dudes punching eachother over their ideals is cooler than one rediculously buff dude and some fatass who can't even throw a proper punch. Do you think people would love Awano as much if instead of smuggling a greek statue under his suit and being able to crack solid marble with his fists he was just some tubby Trump physique under there?

Telling someone who obviously has huge problems with food to not to eat for majority of the day is pretty extreme.

20 hour is an extreme fast. that rhonda patrick genius girl on rogan said 12 hour fast will see results, 16 even better but it can be hard to keep up. recommending 20 for a newcomer is a recipe for them to nope the fuck out of the whole thing

youtu.be/XW7g_KD52PA

Yes as far as I know the difference lies in complete restriction rather than reducing your caloric intake(which is both less effective and more painful due to ravenous hunger pangs)

Your body gets time to get out of absorbing and filtering food into a self-cleaning mode and gets to rebuild defenses. You can google autophagy if you want.

Meanwhile your body is perfectly happy to use fat to stay sharp. The only thing I have heard that you should be careful about is intense workouts going past 40 minutes or so.

they don't, it's uncanny af

>being able to kick shit on the streets around and fighing in and out of buildings with less heat moves for more dynamic gameplay is something bad

Yes but he said ''Just tell me what to do and I'll do it. You can be rude.''

He invited us to give him any kind of solution we could thing of.

Yakuza 0 went in a bit too heavy on giving everyone really visible blackheads/pores though, looked weird

Intermittent fasting is legit and it makes getting abs plausible

>you never fight Sagawa
>Awano isn't Kiryu's final boss despite being fucking perfect for that role
Not just for those reasons, but this game's story sucks

Because Japs aren't people

Sagawa's entire character is about conflict avoidance and being a weasily little shit. He would never pick a fight where he didn't have the complete and total upper hand.

Shinada literally reviewed whorehouses for a living
and his skill trainer was him teaching a nerd how to pick up girls

So do a boss fight where the boss starts out with the upper hand then, this series does that all the time even
Also he raided Sera's hideout with Majima and was implied to be fighting his way through the other side of it while Majima was going through his stuff

He had a gun in the raid, but that entire raid was something he had to do. He couldn't talk his way out.

Shinada's entire story should've been some separate thing like Judgement was, it felt weird and out of place in 5 even if he was very likeable by the end

yakuza games are serious business

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>Sagawa and Majima smashing each other's heads in with baseball bats never
Feels bad man

...

which replies to this post am i supposed to trust

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It’s actually simple, just stop snacking you fat fuck. Only 1k calories a day

No carbs, no caffine, no sugar

You WILL feel hunger. Just embrace it

>GOMAD
It’s like you want him to gain weight

Just stop eating fatty. You can fast for weeks with no problems at all.

Just get some exercise in and take up a martial art. I hike twice a week and do my own kendo workout once or twice in the same week so I get some exercise in every 2-3 days. No special diet either and I eat whatever I want, the key is to maintain a routine that your body adapts over time so you don't rebound hard if you take a week or two off.

Mind you, I'm not full on ottermode since I'm not out to achieve it but my thighs are iron, my muscles fill out my shirts, bowling balls fly in my hands and I lost 15 kilos over the past year since I stuck to getting consistent exercise.

This one is pretty legit

but you can reduce it to 12 hours at first like

Get moevated, user!

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>sailrabbit.com/bmr/
How do you even use this?

>1100lbs
How does that fuck up your joints and ligaments and stuff?

I doubt Majima expected him to die, he probably thought Sagawas would just go back to Osaka and never darken Majimas doorstep again, plus it makes sense the Omi hitmen would wait to let Sagawa and Majima talk, Majima JUST ran a train on the Dojima clan, solo, the guy had to have been the hottest topic in the yakuza scene around that time, there's no way they would wanna risk tussling with the Mad Dog.

Holy fucking shit that's actually legit uncanny how exact the ingame models look to the real life versions.

Have I seen this guy in a JAV before?

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No, he's a professional actor, he doesn't need to stoop to adult videos

This guy makes me not fear age. I can still be a hip fit old guy.

As long as you take care of yourself you can still look good in old age, the cool part however may be more challenging

uh idk about that desu

Not for me, bud

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>telling overweight/obese people to start with push ups
No idea what you're talking about

If you're a manlet, sure. I'm 6'0, 3000cals to maintain, bringing it down to 2500 has lost me 50lbs since November.

The whole "100 pushup" thing is basic shit. And dropping down to 1000 calories from a normal diet is just gonna make you fucking miserable. Need to do that shit gradually.

Retard, you need to eat more calories than usual to put muscle on, or else your body burns your muscle instead of burning the fat.

Imagine being someone who looks like Nakano irl and telling other people you are the final boss of a game in a franchise where most charachters are human killing machines with the power of fighting bears on the daily.

Holy shit everyone in here is retarded.

Calculate your TDEE. Eat 300-500 deficit if you're trying to lose weight, surplus if you're trying to gain weight. Start weight lifting and be consistent with it. Your first year you'll see huge progress from noob gains, and it will be the only time you can lose fat and put on muscle at the time. Calculate your macros (carbs, fats, protein). Eat .8-1g of protein per lb of bodyweight.

Literally just start working out and BE CONSISTENT and you will see results.

You asked this question here, of all places. Go to /fit/ or something at the very least, or if you're serious go see a nutritionist, then have some physical trainer tell you how to realize your ideals. The internet is full up the ass with broscience and you will only ever get broscience if you ask about it here. You could also look up success stories and read what they did, but in the end trusting anyone on the internet with anything is beyond retarded.

Why stop at vegetarianism? If you're doing it for ethical reasons the diary industry still exploits animals, to produce milk they have to be impregnated i.e. artificially inseminated.

lol I swear everyone and their dog has some horror story about being anything other than a meat eater, it's never their own fault it's always the diet.

KUZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only the ones talking about calorie counting, go to something like chronometer and write in your info, then you'll find out how much your body burns pr day, eat 500 less than that to lose 1 pound pr week.

Do not listen to anything else, not the low-x or the other advice, go to a nutritionist, tell him/her what you want to do, they'll construct a plan for you. Then go to a personal trainer and ask them to do the same for you regarding exercise. Now you will have avoided every possible bad start to your journey and you will be guaranteed to win in the end because it won't be based on some random people on the internet in a forum about video games where no one is physically fit let alone mentally healthy.

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cursed image

KIRYUUUUUU!!!

How the hell will you manage to do all that on 1000 calories?

youtube.com/watch?v=K7R_xQUiZvg

Man, Zero is one of those stories where like...no one really comes out happy, but it still ends on a bright note simply because the characters lived and will continue to live on. I can't even really call it bitter sweet.

because they don't look realistic at all, they're semi cartoony

I kind of wish Kuze had progressively gotten more old school thuggish with every fight, but after the sewer fight he just puts his clothes back on.

He had an arc through his fights. He started out "Honorable" got beat, descended into bullshit like tricking you into a fight in the sewers and then a fight with backup, and by the end he just wants to fight you one on one with no gimmicks or advantages to prove to himself he's still that fighter.

>tfw we'll never know who hannya-man is

23 times but IT'S WORTH IT

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it is uncanny valley, they're just asian and you're not so you don't pick up on it

Yeah, but majorly I felt him fighting Kiryu was knocking off rust and bringing out the true Kuze, a thug who just wants a good fight and to hurt someone, and by the end he seemed to just shrug off the whole Empty Lot mess entirely when he realized he can't beat Kiryu.

Clearly he wa

It's probably Nishida, you don't hear from him again after defeating Hannya-man at west park.

Despite Sagawa being an absolute asshole to you the entire game, I still felt bad at the end when they offed him. Went down like a trooper, too.

FIND A PAY PHONE

By the second fight he already revealed the Empty Lot drama wasn't a concern for him, because as long as he remains alive he'll have more chances.

Yeah, but by the third fight hes like "Kiryu please we need this to protect the clan this is just a job" and then the final fight he just says fuck it and tells Kiryu all about Shibusawas plan

hm, that's how I look except i'm 1.93m tall, so benefit is lost completely

lower bf%

Why the fuck does Tsurumi Shingo look like my Italtian uncle.

Because he is

They've been doing it way longer and don't use actors for the mocap animation that don't match very well with the face.

Pretty sure he's a famous actor in Japanese crime dramas, so most people would probably believe him.