Coworkers start talking about videogames

Any Rhythm game that isnt OSU

>co-workers start talking about some battle royale game and say that you should join in some evening

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Based friendly poster

>They only watch shonen shit

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>join in because I know a lot about pokemon and Nintendo games
>end up battling in Let's Go and trading shinies
We are both 30 and with girlfriends and houses. Stop being a virgin user

>They insist Diablo 3 is good
>They end up buying the expansion for you just so you can play with them after you say the game sucks
>Play once and never again with them but keep playing alone for 90+hours
Okay I guess

it's always either these or whatever moe shit of the month is trending.

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>Hey do you watch My Hero Acadaymia

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>classmates at college start talking about videogames
>two females and two normie guys
>pokemon shit for the femoids, BR (not even apex jeez man) Asscreed
>since im next to them
>hey man you into anything?
>people like you ruined my hobby
>say nothing to me
Thats what normalfags get

I just had a coworker buy For Honor on steam for me, ive played like an hour

>see coworker wearing a creeper hoodie
>mfw

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I just mention I play fighting games and they usually fuck off. Normie and boring enough to not have many followup questions or seem too weird.

>coworkers never talk about videogames

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>coworkers ask me about videogames since they know i like them and want to get to know me better
>reveal my power level and tell them about my collection
>they genuinelly show interest and we end up talking about vidya and stuff
>they ask me about ''obscure games'' they played when they were kids to see if i know its name so they can search for it.

Don't be a sperg.
still,surprises me that they only buy a ps4 for fifa, seems like a waste to buy a whole console for fifa, at least some of them started playing fortnite i avoid playing it because i hate the game.

>coworkers are a bunch gen x boomers who never shut the fuck up about their kids and treat anyone younger than them like literal dirt
Don't ever work in health, just don't do it. I had more dignity flipping burgers.

>coworker plays on his switch in the break room while the boomer watches in awe

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>but keep playing alone for 90+hours
and why would you do such thing? Diablo 3 is fucking awful. At least play it with your coworkers

>talking about kingdom hearts
>I say bbs was one of the worst titles in the series
>Coworker disagrees and says it's the best

>Talking about smash Bros
>I say world of light was trash
>He says it was the best part of Ultimate

>Talking about Apex
>he says he likes how bloodhound is non binary without me even asking anything

Why does my coworker have such shit tastes?

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>qt new girl starts at work
>turns out she's like 7 years older than me and married
This has happened around 5 times.

>Coworkers say they will invite you to play one day
>They never do

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>Coworkers start talking about Sneed

>Co-workers don't talk

So what should they watch? whatever moeshit you fap to?
That said, one day i came to work and this guy that was in the early shift came up to me and before greeting me or anything asked me if i watched attack on titan because some of my coworkers told him i watch anime
i ended up giving him a list of recommendations, samurai champloo, cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, akira,trigun.

sneed

coworker verbally says 'oof' while talking about video games

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>Coworkers are at least twice my age and all have families, homes, livestock
>videogames never come up at work

Ha ha, I never have to worry about awkwardness when people are talking about how much they love their wives and homes. Ha ha it's not fucking fair

Moeshit is trash I would never watch that, I just want a coworker who watches Initial D

>Coworker asks if I like video games
>Say yea
>"Oh yea I love them too, Skyrim was my favorite game when I was a really little kid"
>Ask him how old he is
>He's 18

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how long do those kids have?

>bloodhound is nonbinary
kek, i just checked and the spanish website still refers to her as a she, get fucked englishfags.
honestly i don't give a fuck about their gender

Oh,ok, you're a cool guy in my book then.

The one on the right finally kicked the bucket earlier this year, "sadly".
Their parents just treated them like technically-living dress up dolls so it's probably better that they die honestly.
The mother writes yearly letters to the doctor that said she should probably just get an abortion after seeing how fucked up they were going to end up, saying how "healthy and beautiful" they are.
I think she was like 11 or 12 or something when she finally died.

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Shows like naruto and my hero i can understand. But why hate attack on titan. That show and manga is kino incarnate.

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I say 'oof' to everything. Deal with it, Callien.

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>the chad black guy starts sperging out about shounen to you

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world of light is the best part of ultimate though, and bbs is the best of the handheld games

>in class talking with my group about videogames
>we each share what games we are currently enjoying
>other guy mentions the new Assassins game
>out of the corner of my eye I see my other partner tense up
>face is flush and beads of sweat appear on his forehead
>He turns his head towards us but his eyes remain directed straight down at the table
>he mumbles something so quiet we couldn't even hear, but before we could ask him to repeat himself he tips his fedora and walks out
>he forgot his jacket and it's been sitting in the corner for a week
>class roster shows he withdrew from the course
Why are people so weird

Those dogs know whats up. Just stop breeding master.

friendly reminder that hating popular things doesn’t make you interesting and your elitism towards your sacred vidya/anime/whatever is causing your inability to actually relate to people (which is what you really want deep down but you are too proud/stubborn to admit it)

I don't give a fuck about the gender too but my coworker just said it out of nowhere.

It's even worse when you don't like sports

The goofballs yearn for death but no one listens.

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>waaahhh people like things I don't like
Loser

Imagine being so wrong.

>coworker starts talking about HunterxHunter

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>wanting to relate to normalfags

what do you think is the best of the handhelds then?

what are their names

They look so sad in every picture.

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I'm inclined to say com or recoded. But I hated all handheld games.

>co worker watching anime without headphones in the break room

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It always puts a smile on my face.

Any recommendations?

how many video games have you made? it's not your hobby, it belongs to the jews in the offices at the top of the skyscrapers. you should have told them what you play and maybe they would have asked you about it. you could have converted them, at least the males.

Similar story
>never really into FPS
>end up playing with my coworkers
>turns out they're fun
Wow

>classmate will literally not stop spouting JoJo memes
>one day think "fuck it" and talk to him
>He hasn't actually seen the show, just spouts memes he finds on the internet

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>its a shitty english dub

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that pic is so sad

Lola and Claire
I think Claire was the one that died, the older one.

Your coworker is trolling you nitwit

...

Wow, Yea Forums hivemind taste, how about getting your own opinions?

This happened the other day at work but I was surprised it was the new Mexican coworker. I'm gonna start talking to him.

>the fucking dog dressed as the mystery machine

>chad black guy starts sperging out about fighting games to you

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Based DC VS inbreed marvel

Tekken

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Mine was Asian. He was watching fairy tail and I wanted to die from 2nd hand embarrassment

Funny, huh?
I'm not a loser
They shouldn't even try to taint my space with their shit taste, I'm better.
Normalfags, those that are female apologists deserve no mercy.

>Your coworker is merely pretending to be retarded.

I don't browse Yea Forums you chucklefuck.
Those are anime that i used to love when i was a wee lad so i recommended them to him, entry level stuff, to show him that there's a whole new world behind shonen, i also recommended him mecha stuff but i don't know much about that.

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>coworkers ask which console I play
>heard them saying they play xbox
>say playstation
>they also have a playstation
>I only have an xbox
>tell them I only play single player games
>they fucking ask which ones
>my final card. If this doesn't work I'm fucked
>say persona 5. I've never played it but heard of it through Yea Forums and figured it wasn't very normie
>it worked. they don't know anything about persona and stopped trying
My face was probably red the whole time but at least it's over.

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A coworker talking about video games isn't so bad. A coworker talking about anime? Now that is hell on earth. It's amazing that someone can just go on and on and on for literally fucking hours about some dumb harem shit to people who are not even pretending to listen and never realize nobody gives a shit.

>go into quiet room
>asians loudly smacking their lips and schlorping down rice
>guy with loud as fuck soundbite set for his phone notification
>people talking on the phone with their spouse as if they were talking across the room
>hispanic watching some spanish kid's show at max volume on his phone

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>Co worker watching Toku/Sentai shows on their break

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Seething

>You play video games?
>"Yeah a little bit"
>Like WAOW?

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looks like she was 17 when she died. dont know whether to laugh or cry

You're free to like whatever you want but I could never imagine having taste like this. By the end of the first season, one of my most stubborn friends actually apologized for trying to convince me to keep watching past the first 10 episodes.

Usually when I hear other trades talk about video games they are talking about Apex Legends so I tend to avoid the topic. I usually avoid the topic of media in general unless they start it. There was a guy who said he got into anime by watching Sailor Moon with his daughter, he was cool.

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Was she really that old? Maybe I'm just going off of the ages I saw when I first found out about them.

>plays videogames
>posts on Yea Forums
>doesn't work out
>taken iq tests that show he's smarter
>white

Sounds like you're the normal fag.

>work in a small tabletop game store
>customer base is full of either ultra spergs or normie casual MTG fags who don't bother watching anything that isn't my hero or naruto and won't shut up about them

I have so many green text stories of the ultra autism in the pokemon crowd. I've literally had customers complain about Incineroar's feet in Smash not being big enough.

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>his phone's at max volume and the room's fucking tiny too

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>I've literally had customers complain about Incineroar's feet in Smash not being big enough.
wew
do your yugioh players cheat, steal, and prostitute children?
mine did

imagine being this autistic

>alone with qt 11/10 coworker with the sticc physique and long semi-curly hair
>she's moving and humming in time with the music on her headphones
>she's normally really quiet and reserved too
You know how you meet girls who are so incredibly nice but you know you'll never have a chance with them so it just ends up hurting?

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>coworkers start talking about their sex lives

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made the mistake of talking about video games to some mexicans and blacks during boot camp more than a decade ago and never did it again since

>Big buff black guy starts talking about anime and Japanese vidya
You were pretty cool, John.

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You'll never have a chance if you dont try user

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>"normie"
Is there a single better way of spotting a redditor normalfag?

excessive pepe/wojak spam but that's a good one too

Since then I've already got a qt gf who probably has a better personality anyway, plus I live by the rule that you shouldn't shit where you eat.

>coworkers start talking about "securing the existence of our children"

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That's always the gayest coworker. Even if it's straight stories.

>coworkers debating about games
>it's another skyrim vs fortnite episode

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Oof, yikes and spacing between paragraphs

>things that never happen
trying to spread toku love is fucking hard

it's always the nogs too.

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>coworker talks about how anthem broke his ps4

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>the coworkers start bitching about their ex-wives and ex-husbands and tell you to never get married

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>coworker starts talking about corruption of champions
>have to pretend like I know nothing

Wrong, shut up female.
You know nothing about me, trash.
Superior you mean? Refined taste, of course.

>coworker seemingly has identical taste in vidya, always shooting the shit about games
>going over RE2 stories all week after it came out
>talk about DMC5 for a bit
>"Yeah but first I can't wait for Anthem to come out, I'm gonna trade in RE2 to GameStop and pick it up, I've already called Friday off"
>can only offer him a half-hearted "yeah sounds like it'll be fun"
>he has never talked about it since it came out

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>Haha bro did you see division 2
>Man Anthem looks dope as fuck
>Bruh how bout dat Call of Duty tho
>Brrrooooo Fortnite!

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>coworkers start talking about their kids playing fortnite and how they heard on the latest current affairs show that it's evil
When I first started I thought my field was going to have smart people in it, not this shit.

We literally had a yugioh player shit himself and then just walk around asking for trades with actual shit stains still oozing down his pants.

I'm the head of our yugioh department and I've literally never met a yugioh player I liked.

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Report them to HR for sexual harassment like I did

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>got coworker into building a PC
>got coworker into PUBG
>coworker watched trailer for it
>i ask him what the fuck is he doing just watch actual gameplay on twitch
>coworker is now obsessed with twitch and streamers
>also got him into headphones

Maybe I'm the normie

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This is so fucking stupid. You don't know anything about his coworker. Do people with shit taste just not exist? Do people who are just easily pleased not exist? Can you just not fathom the idea that user met someone who enjoys the diversity in apex?

What if it with yugioh players that attract the absolute worst kind of people?

>start new job
>training manager mentions that he's pretty into pokemon
>decide to give him a hard time and ask what his team is
>he actually answers legitimately, actually has a competitive team
>well shit
>end up bringing my DS with me later that week and we battle
>he's actually pretty good
I didn't get to see him much once I got out of training but he was a real bro.

>Coworker does a Fortnite dance to impress one of the cute cashier girls
>2 days later they are dating
These people are in their 20s, what the fuck

What the fuck is the story on this? Or am I better off not knowing?

trap cards

>coworkers start making jojo references

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They're not as bad as the vanguard crowd.

Me and my gym buddy talk about anime quite loudly like this its very jarring for people around us.

Jealous?

Some women has a poisoned womb and popped out two goofballs.
Despite treating them like vegetable non-objects that they parade around as dress up dolls she gets real angry at the doctor who told her they were going to come out fucked up and sends them a long angry letter every year.
I wonder if she'll still send the letter now that one of them died.

It seems I struck a nerve

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I think they were vegies (or close) and the parents couldn't or didn't want to end them, so proceeded to make wacky videos on youtube and cosplay with them because why not

i can't believe that shit is still going, i started at BT03 Japanese release and i feel it should just fucking die already.

>ugly aki cosplays
>ironic YGOTAS meme spammers
>went to a YGO tournament
>get btfo'd once
>win by default because some kid bitching this wasn't MTG????????????????
>get btfo'd again
>almost everyone that was in the YGO bracket was also in smash bros

makes you scratch your ass

and you didn't warn him? yeah fuck you too buddy

>coworker starts talking about boku no pico

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>coworker says we should play together sometime
>Agree with him
>never even add him

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>coworker starts consolewars in the office
>hear him humming always the day after harmony
fuck you daniel im onto your shit

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>coworkers don't talk about anime or video games at all

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I never accuse people of projecting

Oh you fucker I knew it

your coworker is a man of taste, sit down pleb

Actually, my inability to relate to people is caused by actual diagnosed autism, and normalfag wageslaves can go eat a fucking dick lmao.

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>tfw both diagnosed autist and a wageslave
at least i'm finally quitting this shitshow this week

>coworkers start openly talking about futa porn
>me and the boomer coworker just sit in shocked silence

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i think they're dead now do you dont need to worry

>coworker shows me a apex meme
>ifunny

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Only one of them is dead.
The younger one suffers on.

Had a student worker who couldn't hide his powerlevel for shit. Didn't mind since he was a good kid otherwise and no one at my job gives a fuck and I was probably closest to his age even though I'm still like 12 years older than he is so he didn't really have anyone else to relate to. Had to tell him to keep that overt/out-loud loli/DFC love to himself though. Kid's got to learn to keep some shit on the down-low, at least

>coworker asks if I have a girlfriend

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>Had a roundtable discussion with coworkers about the percentage of gayness each type of porn is

Don't make a mess, people gotta clean afterwards you know?

>only videogame coworkers mention is fortnite

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I honestly wish I could not give a shit like that.

>New coworker asks me if I like COD or Battlefield better
>I'm just straight with him
>"Nah i don't like those games"
>Proceeds to ramble on about those games anyways
>Follows me outside on my breaks everyday when I want to be alone and continues rambling about said games and other esports trash that I told him I don't like
>One day I'm sleeping in my car on my lunch break
>*tap* *tap* *tap*
>"Hey bro, how you doing?"
>I was clearly fucking sleeping!
>Pushed me to the point where I just had to tell him I don't like to be bothered
>Made me feel like I was being a jerk cause no one else liked him either

I feel bad, but on the other hand the guy claimed he was an ex navy seal when he clearly wasn't.

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that's the funny part, i'm the one that cleans shit

All of my coworkers are 40 year old tech boomers. They always argue about operating systems and 90's pc games. They're pretty cool.

>Why do you always opt-in for overtime, user? Don't you go out on dates or anything?

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That's hilarious

Why? I'm a deadend doomer wagecuck and I always duck work whenever I can, my vidya time is all I have left

>work in shitty third shift job 2 years ago
>co-workers from another shift talk about playing vidya
>join in and mention I like atmospheric/story singleplayer games
>"Never heard of any of those. We just play Elder Scrolls online."
>don't play it, but ask if I can have their PC info
>"PC? We play on Playstation."

Fucking fantastic.

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>tfw i'm a natural shitposter at my work
>boomer coworkers have a fave of pure confusion whenever I'm around and open my mouth
>the rest are just like "excuse me what the fuck hahaha"
But there was this one time I was the one who was confused
>browsing v on my laptop, in public
>guy gets closer
>yooo bro its that Yea Forums
>I go blank and turn pale
>yeah
>dude I love the memes, show me some dank shit
>m-maybe later
Why bros?

>Coworkers are all talking about how they haven't had sex in like a 2-3 weeks
>Ask me when the last time I do did it?

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>>One day I'm sleeping in my car on my lunch break
>>*tap* *tap* *tap*
>>"Hey bro, how you doing?"
>>I was clearly fucking sleeping!
>>Pushed me to the point where I just had to tell him I don't like to be bothered
>>Made me feel like I was being a jerk cause no one else liked him either

Nah bro. Dude's got to learn to respect boundaries

>That one co-worker who has a Horde Sticker on his sports bottle

It's me

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>play online after work over drinks and have fun
Why the fuck would you want to play with coworkers? Why would you even add them?

>or close
pretty sure they had nothing but a brain stem

This is a fairly regular occurrence too, happened with that little british kid last year. Some parents just won't let go even after the brain is soup, and what's even more revolting is how many people side with them.

The worst part is when they know you’re a virgin

Any Fighting game that isn't street fighter V
Dorf Fort
rimworld
Tabletop RPGS

>>coworkers start making out.

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>Coworker watching Highschool DxD in the breakroom without headphones
>Every time someone asks him to turn down his volume he just goes "Huh?" and hold his hand up to his ear
>"Accidentally" knocked over the water cooler on the way out
Turns out he was getting let go because the managers son was going to take the position
Wish I talked to him more, that shit was absolutely hilarious

I got drunk and called then all niggers. We are good friends

>co-workers wonder aloud about something you know, but you can't tell them without coming off as a smartass

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At least one of them is trying to help

>they only watch slice of life pedomoeshit

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>ex navy seal
This shit comes up more often than you'd EVER believe. Call them out on that shit every time. Better yet, find someone, anyone, who was ex-military to start asking REALLY basic questions about what they supposedly did and they'll crumble. Zero tolerance policy on stolen valor.

>Wonders aloud
>"Oh, I can help you with that"
>"Ugh, I didn't fucking ask YOU"
Okay, fuck you then buddy

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>People don't use headphones
>People talk on their cell phones at higher-than-normal volume
>They act like those around them are assholes for not "minding their own business"

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>coworker asks why you always look so depressed

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Rainbow Six Siege is always a good answer

garbage fucking taste

>the only one who shares your exact tastes is a repulsive sperg
not really surprising

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Protip, if a coworker (ESPECIALLY females) starts complaining about something, offer them an emotional response (like 'that sucks' or 'wow that's so good!') instead of jumping for solutions. Seriously, it makes you seem better to them and stops you from getting involved in solving their stupid problems.

Birds of a feather.

I knew this big black gang banger in school that loved the shit out of fairy tale and Naruto. And the schools drug dealer knew the fire justu hand moves by memory. That was neat.

HURRR DURRRBEHEHHHHN REREREEERERRREGHHJHBB

Really makes you think...

>exchange steam ID with co-worker
>he's a digital hoarder with 6k+ games

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This. People don't actually want concrete solutions to their problems. They just want you to stroke their ego.

He wasn't even the only guy that I worked with that claimed that. Another guy like a year prior claimed the exact same thing. They were both butter balls who couldn't keep pace with he other guys.

>Literally nobody that shares even remotely near your tastes
I feel more alone surrounded by these people than I do jerking off to loli at 3 AM

>Why the fuck would you want to play with coworkers?
Why wouldn't you?

TF2
either TF2

user are you ok?

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>I feel more alone surrounded by these people than I do jerking off to loli at 3 AM
I hate how true this is

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The goofballs got to him

Because I don't want people I know IRL to judge the games I play. Internet and real life should be kept separate.

I'm just typing out what I imagine those deformed retards sound like

>Spoiling a naive human being with PUBG and twitch.
I wanna punch you so hard.

Mitä vittu sinä juuri vitun sanoit minusta, te pikku narttu? Minä tiedän, että olen suorittanut luokkani päällikön laivaston tiivisteissä, ja olen ollut mukana useissa salaisissa hyökkäyksissä Al-Quaedassa, ja minulla on yli 300 vahvistettua tappoa. Olen koulutettu gorilla-sodankäyntiin ja olen huippu-ampuja koko USA: n asevoimissa. Et ole minulle mitään, vaan vain toinen tavoite. Pyyhi sinut vittu ulos tarkasti, mistä ei ole koskaan ennen nähnyt tällä maapallolla, merkitse minun vitun sanani. Luuletko, että pääset pois sanomalla, että paska minulle Internetin kautta? Ajattele uudelleen, vitun. Kun puhumme, otan yhteyttä salaisiin vakoiluverkostoihisi USA: ssa ja IP: si on jäljitettävissä juuri nyt, jotta voit paremmin valmistautua myrskyyn. Myrsky, joka pyyhkii säälittävän pienen asian, jota kutsut elämääsi. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsi. Voin olla missä ja milloin tahansa, ja voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemänsataa tapaa, ja se on vain paljain käsin. Ei vain olen laajasti koulutettu aseettomiin taisteluihin, mutta minulla on pääsy koko Yhdysvaltain merirajojen arsenaaliin, ja aion käyttää sitä täysipainoisesti pyyhkimällä surkea perse pois mantereen kasvoista, pikku paska. Jos vain olisit voinut tietää, mitä epäpyhää rangaistusta pikku "fiksu" kommenttisi aikoi tuhota sinuun, ehkä olisit pitänyt vitun kielesi. Et kuitenkaan voinut, et, ja nyt maksat hinnan, olet jumalaton idiootti. Minä paskaa raivoa ympäri sinua ja sinä hukutat sen. Olet vitun kuollut, kiddo.

>so what games do you play user?
>well I played hollow knight recently which has been a lot of fun
>what’s that?
>it’s a Metroidvania style game made by a little indie dev team
>indie? And what’s metroidvania? You’re not making any sense user.

Then they ignore me and resume talking about fifa and call of duty

>been in college for 2 years now, still don't know a single classmate's name
>only "friends" I have to talk vidya with are someone who I rarely meet and a younger cousin who's still in secondary school
Mayday, mayday

Get a part time job. I get along with practically every coworker, while at college I don't even bother talking to anyone because they're all preppy, arrogant pieces of shit.

jesus.
I made friends like 3 days in.

>go to play fighting games
>30 and 40 year olds give you about not entering tournaments

I thought the faces of the babies were edited oops

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I'd have literally zeo friends if a guy even more autistic than me didn't come up to me asking me why I was wearing some hoodie.
Now I just have him.

I've been in university for 5 years and I haven't made a single friend. I have acquaintances though, if only because not saying hi is too autistic even for me.

Sounds sad. My friends know I browse Yea Forums and have access to my library of PS4 and Switch games. Whatever you are comfortable with I guess

same

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When I had a work it was The World ends with you, im a spic so most people wont have the slightests idea of what I said, and even less waht game that is, so I need to tell them in spanish, and then
>So whats the game about
Come on, we need to be working and I cant explain to you the basic stuff and how the game plays in less than 3 minutes and keep you interested, you didnt even know that such a thing as a portable console was before seeing me play it today, why are you asking this question.

>coworkers start bitching about their love lives, kids that they obviously can’t afford, their financial struggles, bitching about the job they’re doing and talk about inane bullshit like how Drake has changed the rap game instead of video games

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It's always about fotm shit like anthem or pubg or division 2 or Apex, and theres always one autist talking about WoW. Its fucking awful

>it's another r9k thread episode
They are entertaining, I will admit.

>oh yeah what type of video games do you play?
>he says 'I just bought the new fifa which is sick, I bought 80 bucks worth of cards (?) in game too.

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>Talks down "moeshit"
>Recommends generic stuff like Bepob, Trigun, GitS
Yup, it's an anime post on Yea Forums alright

phoenix wright lookin ass in the doorway

>Do you play video games, user
>Y-yeah sometimes
>What do you play
>Y'know, stuff haha...
>Like specifically, what kind of games do you play?
>S-strategy games sometimes...
>Name one dude, Jesus, I'm not going to bite
>D-distant Worlds
>What is it about?
>Managing a s-space empire
>Sounds boring, do you play Fortnite? Dude, I kick so much ASS at Fortnite.
Please stop talking to me

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>Coworker asks me what do I play
>can only think of JRPGs that would be embarassing to talk about in this context and almost certainly hasn't heard of
>say I've been playing FFXV since that was a recent release, even though I haven't played any FF games past XII
>feel extremely dirty immediately afterwards
The worst part is that I remember like a minute after that I'd been playing Knights of the Old Republic II at the time.

>coworkers start talking about videogames
>they all seem to have good taste and have a lot of fun playing together
>they never invite me
Why haven't I ate a gun yet?

how can someone be this insecure

>uses jargon terms in conversations with people who are unfamiliar with the genre
You sound like an arrogant douche

College friends are shit anyway.
t. Graduate student in 7th year.

>Hey so I saw this game in the store and it sounds pretty awesome. Called watch dogs. Is that like a border security game or something user?
>...hehe...

There’s nothing worse than be the one guy out in a group. They don’t outright say they don’t like you but it’s clear from their actions

>things that happened

c'mon user

>things that happened

>TFW talk to them about how dumb and cheesy death note is and hit it off

>Name one dude, Jesus, I'm not going to bite

Bullshit! The only reason you're asking is so you can profile me in your mind and decide if I'm likable or not! Fuck you!

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>"goofballs"
Just say 'retards', you politically correct cocksuckers.

Benis :DDDD

I believe it, most dudebros I know buy those sports game religiously. Like, they're the same game for fucks sake.

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I was thinking about going back to school just to get away from boomer smalltalk but if it's like this everywhere then maybe I should just fuck off and die

Checked and basedpilled.

Yes, good job deducing that from me saying it happened!
Gold star for reading comprehension!

Peach Beach Splash

most see it only as shock factor and how absurd the the titans are

>person has no understanding of American rules football
>"dude how don't you know about A-gap blitzes and play-action screens to the flats! You are pathetic"
K

Reminder that dudebos and niggers buying FIFA and Madden are literally the number one thing keeping EA afloat and free to kill all of your favorite studios

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Nice

>coworkers start talking about borderline softcore hentai flavor of the month moeshit that panders to nip NEETs who have never once talked to a woman in their lives, drawing the stares of your coworkers and bosses as the waifu trash-talking becomes increasingly heated
Would you prefer this instead?

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I too enjoy LARPing as a normalfag online.

Triggered and seething

I wish guns were legal here, barrel to the temple is how I'd like to go out

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Do a class that's easy to make friends in, like Japanese or something

>refuse to buy activision or EA games because they are anticonsumer
>get treated like a goddamn monster for not buying the newest cawadoody 2019

Honestly, yes.

>constantly screech about normie Yea Forums infestation since 2008
>y-y-you can't possibly be a normie!
Lmao

>The only reason you're asking is so you can profile me in your mind and decide if I'm likable or not!
You mean like you do to everyone else?

>coworker randomly brings up a really old meme reference
>start talking about the internet etc.
>find out he browsed new grounds and Yea Forums around the same time I did

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but i wanna buy stuff

>make up stories of travelling overseas and having good times to make it look like im interesting and dont just go home to fap, play vidya, go to gym and sleep every single day out of high school

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>>>>>>>coworkers

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Who are you quoting?

what the fuck is even the point of being alive? Is anybody here really enjoying it?

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yeah, i already know enough to know i could beat your ass in a fight

...

>play Civ V and Endless Legend with co-workers during our lunch breaks
Man I miss those guys

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>had no friends in preschool/kindergarten
>""I'll make friends in high school, by then I'll be able to talk to other kids easier"
>no friends in middle school
>"I'll make friends in high school, by then I'll have more freedom and know myself better"
>no friends in high school
>"I'll make friends in college, by then I'll have more freedom and know myself better"
>at community college now and talk to no one, just come home and sit on my computer
Is it time to give up?

Thanks for reading my blog too.

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>Work from home
>Sit at home in my comfy robe shitposting on Yea Forums and playing vidya
>Answer an email or get on a conference call from time to time
>Get paid to live a pseudo-NEET lifestyle

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fuck, meant middle school int hat second line.

Nah, I feel like I'm done living.

Is it really that hard to make friends?

>Go to work instead of going to college after graduating highschool
>Completely isolated, no one my age or even remotely shares my interests
>Only friend I have left constantly talking about how much better his life has been getting since he went to school, constantly bringing up how much he bangs his girlfriend and how happy he is with her
>I haven't spoken to anyone face to face outside of work since I graduated
How do I make friends

Eh, it's alright. There'll be plenty of time to be dead later.

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>talk about Naruto and AoT
Well that's a shame, but I guess it's better than spo-
>suddenly start talking about Sword Art Online

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Fuck that. When I get to know someone I GET TO KNOW THEM. I don't profile them by what they like and don't like. A person is more than just their hobbies.

>having coworkers
>working at all

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>know someone who bitches he won't never have friends or a GF
>refuses to go outside
>took an online course for half a year
>Still bitching nobody likes him

I wanna kill that fucker

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I just say "Doom, Diablo, and Dungeon Crawl"

To suffer hardships and overcome them, making you better as a person. It isn't worth it.

>oh shit bro you play games
>what do you have?
>i got a ps4
>we should play black ops
wew lad. luckily i dont have a playstation. last job i was working at had the homie who played honey select, best work convos ever.

>"user, you into games at all?"
>"Like video games? Nah."
>"What about you, [other coworker]?"
>coworker starts gushing about how much he loves Fallout 76 and gives us a stat-by-stat run-down of his character's strengths and flaws

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To destroy the international jewish menace.

next year i'll have to buy birthday presents for dad with the birthday money i got from him

I ask myself this question every god damn day I wake up.

>Coworkers are all old men or people in their 30's
>We shoot the shit all day
>Since they are old they dont give a fuck what my interests are, only that I do my job
>We constantly joke around, poking at eachother and throwing shit at eachother
>We have fun on the job and go out to drink then go home
It's good to have boomer coworkers and get paid a lot of money.

>new guy starts
>he has no mountain of work and stress to speak of yet
>I come in at 8 am
>every morning its "hey man how about _____ game?!"
I fucked up allowing him to know I play vidya. I should have shamed him for liking such childish nonsense.

you've never said ''oof''?

Yes. I've had only one kind of close friend and even then we can go months now without talking to each other as we don't have too many shared interests now and he has light autism and will be awkward about starting conversations. As a kid I suffered a speech impediment that I eventually overcame but it made it hard to talk to kids for some years. From then on I was basically just known as the weird kid but I wasn't "weird" int he way devianart kids and such could at least bond over.

not really. i go to work to make money that i dont spend because i have no interests really. i thought everyone was like this and yall were pretending to enjoy life?

You could try socializing for once, you fuck.
Seriously, the only way I met close friends was going to a club at my college. It takes time but it's worth it.

No, because I'm not a retarded redditor pile of normalfag detritus.

>hey user, did you see the latest episode of I Am Jazz? What did you think?
>Oh you missed it? Watch this video! youtube.com/watch?v=oshVF0kKl18

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I have tried. In school I would go to the book club, in high school I did band all four years. Some people would occasionally talk to me but I was never invited to parties and such. I never even went to any of our dances, not even senior prom.

Who the fuck actually says oof irl?

Okay, that's fair. But hobbies are a good way to find a common middle ground between you and someone else. It's significantly harder to relate (and therefore get close to) someone you share nothing in common with.

A true Lynchian nightmare

>friend is such a normalfag that DBZ is strange and exotic to him

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>There'll be plenty of time to be dead later.

That's actually a pretty good answer.

are you being serious?

>those comments

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Normalfags. I've heard 'yikes' more times than I'd care to admit.

How come steamed hams died so quickly but Sneedposting still lives?

Same thing happened to me. Was a guy's lab partner for awhile and then one day turned to me and started talking about lolis.

>coworkers start talking about videogames

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What in gods name is wrong with he makeup!?

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QUINTS CHECK

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I am. Are you actually being 12 years old?

Many people, user, you never see something ugly happen to someone, like an accident and hear someone say "oof" in response to that?

Dude wtf just don't dress like a serial killer and be more laid back

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Yikes

What jobs do you have that other people talk about video games? How do you find a job with people like this, even if they're just casual gamers?

Why is the life of this child a fucking television show? What kind of heartless fuck thinks any child wants to be followed around and interviewed constantly?

>Coworkers only discuss Smash and FIFA with the occasional Skyrim joke
>Don't want to call them out on their garbage

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>work at McDonalds in senior year
>YEAR: 2013
>upacking eggburgers and wing-hammers
>coworker John and Melvin talking about Biocock Infinite
>ask if I've played it
>say "NO"
>they ask which video games I DO play
>jump onto the table
>take my pants and boxers off
>hop off the table
>hop back on
>get on my back and prop my ass up against the wall
>push a poopoo out right onto my own smug face
>they run out and I get fired

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David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent

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>Skyrim was almost 8 years ago

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>What kind of heartless fuck thinks any child wants to be followed around and interviewed constantly?
Girls (and trannies) live for attention so I'm sure for most of them that's a dream come true.

>Such a normalfag
>DBZ is strange and exotic
Where the fuck do you live user, my mother couldnt care less about anime but she used to deliberately put dragon ball on the tv because it was the only entertaining thing at the time, its one of the most normalfag shows to ever exist.

Sure, I agree with you as well. However the majority of people I've met will just blow you off the moment something you like does not align with them. There are so many people out there that are afraid of new or different things outside of their ecosystem.

>he thinks this entire thread isn't a giant LARP

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I have a friend who works in a car shop and he's says most of his coworkers talk about video games

I'm having a pretty good time. I grew up poor though, and now I live a comfy lifestyle of relative prosperity. I think if you don't grow up in a shithole it's hard to appreciate anything that isn't extreme wealth, because you feel like you're either slipping backwards or stagnating.

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>coworkers start talking about JoJo

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>Exchange Steam ID with classmate
>His library is nothing but simulation games and VNs

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>Is it time to give up?
Honestly? Yes. If the loneliness is not enough to actually make you want to put in effort and try to make friends, then you won't actually like having friends. There's nothing wrong with that either, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

mr toilberg doesn't let me talk to my coworkers in other cages

this. ive kicked it with some great people over the years like this. this old 55 year old retired navy boxer being one of the more interesting ones. used to go over on sundays smoke a bunch of weed and watch nascar. got free boxing lessons gloves and a bag. now im pretty fit. dont just dismiss someone because of trivial shit, and you can learn much you wouldnt otherwise.

>We are both 30 and with girlfriends and houses
Why bring this up? Why are you pretending the female gives permission to be a real man?

>Millenials or younger
>If you're smart, but poor: tech start ups
>If you're young, dumb and poor: trendy places to work like NuHot Topic, Gamestop, Chad and Brad clothing stores, and best buy
>if you're old, dumb and poor: kys
>if you're young, rich and smart: College + Whatever team you're making some shitty app with
>if you're old, rich and smart: your dad's country club with all the other jobless 30+ year olds who survive off old money
Also IT jobs, but only if you like working with pajeets

Pennsylvania.
>its one of the most normalfag shows to ever exist.
I know. But he's not like other normalfags, he takes it to a completely different level.

>yu-gi-oh
That reminds me of a story from freshman year
>just moved into new town, going to new school
>I was/am pretty fucking weird
>people mostly leave me alone
>after some time I acquaint myself with the geeky kids
>finally have a place to sit at lunch
>they're always playing yu-gi-oh
>one of the dudes and a girl in the group don't
>I bring a deck of cards one day
>poker becomes a mainstay between the three of us (school was pretty lax when it came to shit like this, people played Quake 2 multiplayer in the library a lot)
>gym class, in locker room
>normie dudes start giving me shit about playing yu-gi-oh
>ask if they can see my "most powerful cards"
>alright
>reach into my bag and pull out a deck of normal-ass playing cards
>"...oh"
>they drop it and never even acknowledged me afterwards
Always gives me a right giggle thinking back on it

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>Decide to get into sports so I actually something to discuss with normalfags
>Turns out I actually really love hockey
>Start to slowly realize normalfags don't even care about sports past the surface level discussion from ESPN
>Now just known as the "hockey obsessed guy" because I know more than just Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin
Nothing is sacred

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IS that the correct way to watch nascar? I've never been able to stomach how repetitive it is.

I mean, I want friends, I just refuse to sacrifice my time to people who are only vaguely like me. I feel like if I wanted I could have been friends with some of the weeb/deviantart kids in high school and such, I just thought the idea of being with such people was pathetic on my part.

Only if it ends with passionate love making.

We had nerds that played Yu-gi-oh in high school, except the normie dudes actually started playing with the nerds as a joke but they eventually started taking it seriously, eventually there were even tournaments and stuff

>Do I look like the type of guy that girls want to be around?
that easy, user. self-deprecation is magic

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Finally took the red pill and realized 99% are basic retards. Doesn’t matter if it’s sports, games, books, movies

Yes, because I could join my co-workers in making fun of him and get a good laugh out of it.

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Metro Exodus. Told him and I could see his eyes glaze over

I think you're just upset you lost the chance to make friends with some normie dudes

Yea Forums got sick of people talking about the Simpsons' decline and golden age in every thread, so they just started spamming sneed everywhere in response, and now every Yea Forums Simpsons thread is about sneed.

It does.

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Worked with a dude from Brazil who had almost zero knowledge about anime until you brought up Saint Seiya and then he made you look like little baby

>I mean, I want friends, I just refuse to sacrifice my time to people who are only vaguely like me.
I know and I'm the same, that's why I'm telling you to give up. You're beating yourself because deep down you know you "should" be social, but you're not and it bothers you. Just accept that you value your free time more than friendship and move on, otherwise you'll always be hating yourself for not going out and socializing even though you don't really want to.

>FIFA
I don't know anything about sports so it's even worse when anything like this is mentioned

>LOL DUDE JUST MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF
ask me how i know this is what you look like you fuckign piece of huma nshit

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If you like organized sports, you are irreversibly a fucking normalfag cow who deserves a fucking brand mark on their retarded ass. The IQ score of this entire website would go up by about 5 points if Yea Forums was deleted.

deformed retard detected

Boomer dominated tradie path was a mistake.
>got my kids the nintendo switch, they love that Mairyo Kart
>oh the last video game I played was wii sports/N64
>my son's about your age, he's a huge gamer, spends all day on his laptop

>Hating popular things doesn't make you interesting.
I fucking hate when people say this, because they either ignore or imply the inverse, which IS true. Liking popular things makes you disinteresting.
>I just listen to what's on the radio
>Marvel are my favorite movies
>Call of duty is my favorite video game
Completely disinteresting person. In order to be interesting, you have to not be that person.

Not the same user, user.

literal 16-year-old detected

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>"This is stupid, I can't see the puck, fucking normalfaggots, I'm going to go beat off to Neptunia again"

I think you need have some passion at least. It's okay to like popular things but if you only like them because that's all you're exposed to and you just can't be assed to explore beyond that then yeah that's not very interesting.

Seething

lol i'll level with you buddy. as a sociopath i'm bound to find things you find horrifying and disturbing to be hilarious. i'm the type of crazy motherfucker that'll start cracking up at a funeral lmao.

Triggered

>strike up conversation with an international student i got lumped in with for a group assignment at uni
>he starts making some grunts and guttural noises at me but i can vaguely make out the word "videogames" somewhere in there
>"oh, you play videogames? which ones?"
>PUBbUUGEE AND PATSSS ORF EXIRE
fucking chinks i swear to god

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>oh shit I've been called out for being too socially inept to realise when my coworker is playing with me
>better get mad at the guy and go on an autistic rant, that will show that I'm not a socially awkward mouthbreather to all my anonymoose internet friends
oh you sure got me haha XD

Sign me up fampai

Nice strawman, you stupid faggot. Continue enjoying watching a bunch of meathead criminals throw a ball around while having their peformance be speculated on by jews. You unimaginably stupid pile of shit.

>not putting in earbuds with nothing on

You don't make friends in class. Got to join some kind of club, sport, or frat. If I wasn't in ROTC I'd have had zero friends.

>coworker starts watching joeysworldtour in the break room

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Same user, at my work I have people thats from 34 yo to 55 yo, I have no friends since highschool.

That's a better explanation of it. Somebody could be extremely passionate about something extremely popular, like Zelda or the Beatles, and that's still interesting.

But it's funny.

>meathead criminals throw a ball around
When did I mention handegg?

Kill yourself.

This is some fucking nightmare tier shit

>muh soccer is so much better
Kill yourself.

>le SPORTSBALL is only for dumb people!
>*watches Kuruzurururururu-Chan's Prebubescent Panty Adventure*
I'm not even into sports but you're a legitimate pole-polishing faggot

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Organized sports are too high iq for you. Shoo shoo.

>pretending those aren't all good recommendations to a westerner who isnt a nolifer n33t

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The more I read these threads the more difficult it is to me to realize that some things I took for granted as "normiecore" actually are nerdy for most people
What I mean is, when I was 11, literally everyone in my class had yugioh cards, none of them knew how to play it, but they had the cards and watched the show. In highschool half the boys knew about anime, basic shit like Naruto and the like, but no one treated the hobby as something to ridicule or be ridiculed on, now im 23 and the people from highschool I thought they were the most normalfag, which they are, since they have active social lives, girlfriends, studies/jobs, still play vidya and watch anime regularly.
I dont know, maybe I was just lucky.

>muh soccer is so much better
When did I mention divegrass?

Absolute fucking cocksuckers detected.

This was a joke in some sitcom but it's 100% true. When girls ruminate like that they don't want solutions, they just want you to agree with them.

No.

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>coworkers talk only about sports and sex

Shut up you retarded goofball

>stop enjoying things I don't enjoy
Lol, ok dobson

buttmad

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holy smokes, this guy's hot!

zoomers

I guarantee you obsess over anime cartoons

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>listen to them talk about whatever game is popular at the moment
>understand anything perfectly although I never played most of them, by their very nature of appealing to as many people as possible they are very easy to understand
>they ask what games I play
>name one or two of the less obscure ones and give a broad definition of the type of game and setting in a sentence or two
>go back to whatever we were doing

I don't really care much about them making very entry level and shallow comments, they aren't looking for some deeper understanding of the medium and better examples or their game.
They just want to talk about something they are enjoying lately and then want to hear a little from whatever you are enjoying, the idea is you both walk away feeling a little better and display that you at least care about eachother enough to share some interests.

youtube.com/watch?v=9WIbwxGPA30

Do you think normies would be interested in Marvel vs Capcom 3?

These are the kind of posts that make me realize the fedora meme wasn't just a funny boogeyman Yea Forums made up.

You're the one who's talking like Moe Anime is somehow a fucking bad thing. god i wish i could fucking find you and fucking tie you to a chair and fucking break all ofg your joints and fucking rip your nails out and fucking skin you alive and inject you with adrenaline do you don't die and fucking disembowel you in front of a mirror so you have to watch the whole fucking thing you fucking seething westaboo piece of HUMAN FUCKING SHIT

This is why you have no real friends user.

You can't build meaningful relationships with half a life. People pick up on that shit and won't be real with you.

>Pssh, fucking normalfags watching sports, why can't they be enlightened like me?
>DA JOOZ
>Sam Hyde
gb2 /pol/, child

>Friend asks what a 'normie' is
>I jokingly say "I'm such a nerd! I love Star Wars and Marvel films. My favorite anime everrrrrr is Dragonball Z and my fav show is Game of Thrones."
>He stares at me blankly and says Dragonball Z is his favorite anime

>right before Christmas break
>Coworker tells me he's going to play a shitload of Smash
>Asks if I play smash
>Haha nah ... I don't pay for online and I'm going to be busy playing Dusk
>What's dusk?

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didnt he literally bet on who would win the US presidency?

>DA JOOZ
Literal kike detected.

this pic is a masterpiece of expression

Girl, go take your hormones or something

>Tips fedora, the post

What, you didn't tell him about it? He might have liked it.

>he has sam tranny hyde vids on demand ready to post
>thinks this helps his argument
Get fucked incel virgin

post a good story f a m I'm interested