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That's a very cute girl!
anyone played/playing Kiwami 2 right now? who is your favorite hostess and why is it christmas cake Yuki?
anyone knows is if possible to play ishin and kenzan on ps3 emulator with english patch?
I was typing this out in the last thread when it 404ed.
Yakuza 3 just felt right. Kiryu should have gotten a happy ending tending the orphanage.
Okinawa was a 10/10 peak area. I normally hate when people say something is "comfy", but fuck, that is 100% applicable to the orphanage sections and Ryukyu in general. I would buy Kiryu's orphanage simulator as a full game in a heartbeat.
The story is dumb as fuck, but it's entertaining. The exposition chapter was kind of shit, but since I already know all that shit now, I can just skip it on a replay.
It's a real shame that we will never get a complete version of Yakuza 3 in the west. I was truly hopeful for the PS4 remaster, but they went and fucked it up.
Ishin's still gonna take long
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There's no English patch for either of them. Ishin just got so expect a year or two minimum for that, Kenzan's guys want it to be out this year but that seems like a generous estimate. You also need a pretty decent PC to get anything decent with regards to framerate from what I saw with PS3 emulation.
0babby here who just finished kiwami, can i get a rundown on the amon clan?
Christmas Cake Yuki is amazing (though I prefer her owner look rather than hostess look) but among the Plat gals, I'd say Koyuki and Kirara are tops, and man, Kiryu REALLY wants to put babies in Kirara
Kiwami's Amon is not canon (With regards to the Amon timeline) because his motivations do not work with the games coming after it and Jo essentially gets a massive personality change if you go from K1 to K2 or K2 to 3.
Doing the car chase on legend right now
Why is it so cheap?
Ah crap, I forgot, replace any instance of "Hokuto no Ken" with "Hokuto Shinken", I forgot I made that dumb mistake.
Kiwami's is brutal with the truck, if you've made it to the truck with less than 90% health you basically need to pray he'll recoil back which seems to be entirely random. Remember that shooting at the center of the circle gives you critical damage, do not go for headshots. Also remember that you just need to take care of the guys on top of the trucks during the segments before that, the guys in the regular cars need to be shot but they infinitely respawn, so the quicker you take out the guy up top the better. The truck really is just luck, he has to recoil backwards at least once for you to win, and I can't remember if you wanted to poke your head out or stay in the car to tank the hit he deals, but you need to essentially have close to full health to survive it on Legend.
>that image
what the fuck, thanks for the info
If you could have any Yakuza protags fighting style, complete with their physical strength and durability, which would you choose?
I like Majima's style for his snake like way of attacking and disarming people, but I think I prefer Kiryu, hes heavier, stronger, but still fast, and his heat moves are brutal
Can I be Akiyama complete with his money?
Unless his money is a fighting style then no
STOP BUMPING INTO ME
HENTAI
Yeah, the Amons are not only ridiculous but the incompetence is the best part, especially when they go on rants about how they're the greatest hitmen. It's the funniest thing when you put the inexperience of their opponents into perspective.
Kiryu never sings Judgement, his favorite song, after Zero, because he refuses to sing it again without Nishiki
to add: Sango in 5 can Komaki Knockback bullets and deflects it right back at you
STOP ASKING ME IMPOSSIBLE TASKS YOU FUCKING CUNT, I'M NO POOL MASTER, I'M SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KICK YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD MY TOES ARE GONNA BREAK YOUR TEETH
Best girl
Yuki for the simple reason she looks good and the best of all the hostesses. I don't know if the 3D model artists all go drunk or something because none of the other hostesses were flattering to the JAV actresses they were based on. Aika's one in particular was horrendous.
Shit, user. I.....shit!
What did they mean by this?
he haven't seen a woman in years
natural reaction
I think Koyuki and Kirara are very pretty.
Been in jail for years
Also a criminal
Likely hopped up on hormones and adrenaline
Haruka is a fucking hottie
Holy shit, I have never seen Aika before, and I thought her model in game was just "eh, japanese folks see pretty differently sometimes I guess" but holy fuck her real life actress is a world of difference from her in game appearance
Yuki followed by Koyuki. The first girl you meet has been the superior choice out of all the girls in the past three games.
That's bullshit but I believe it.
It's complete headcanon, but think about it, whenever Nishiki or Kiryu sung Jedgument, the other would be there, even if they sung alone. Fast forward to Kiwami, ten years of prison time and finding out Nishiki has turned into a completely different person and later dies how could Kiryu happily sing the same song he and his bro belted out together on drunken party nights. It makes even more sense since Tonight is all about Kiryu just reminiscing on him and Nishiki's adventures together.
How long is 0 with the billionare 5 shit?
Real Estate and Sunshine are roughly 6-10 hours long. You can make Real Estate fly by with Shakedown, same with Sunshine but Sunshine needs you to level your girls a bit as well.
Has anyone started making more SFM/Blender porn of Haruka besides that one webm from a couple years ago?
>Clan Creator is bland in 6
>They bring it back for Kiwami 2 and make it straight-up bad
Why, though?
Wasn't Yakuza character looks based on their voice actor? Then why does Haruka looks nothing like Kugimiya Rie?
If the characters are famous actors or something, yeah, but I am pretty sure the major characters have their own unique designs, separate from their actors, which is why it can be jarring to see some wrinkled old Japanese man, and then see Kiryu and his fucking anime face
So he sings Tonight instead in his memory
Holyfuck I totally forgot about this
Completed 0, kiwami and kiwami 2. Do I wait for a ps4 port of yakuza 3 that comes out in maybe 5 months time or is there a better alternative?
The PS3 version is probably better, all things considered.
Is yakuza 0 a decent starting point? Its only $13 right now and its been on my wishlist for a while.
Those eyes are just too fucking large. Just imagine how big her eye balls are cramped within those sockets.
In short, she looks like a tarsier. She's not a half mutt filipino isn't she?
Yeap. It's fun as hell.
Yes. The remakes of the originals are meant to be played after 0.
A....at least he sings zetsubou chou pride in recollection of his shenanigans with Majima...Too many feels playing that track in kiwami 2...
It's an ideal starting point. Kiwami is a good starting point too, but Zero gives a lot of context to Kiwami, and gives you a chance to bond with characters and relationships, so story moments in Kiwami hit harder.
I haven't played Kiwami 2 yet and most likely won't be able to for quite some time. Give it to me straight, lads: how's Yuki in that game? I know she's aged into a fine cake, but how has she been? Is she running a cabaret club by herself? Has she kept in touch with the other girls from Sunshine, and are they (at least mentioned) in the game? Is she an actual christmas cake, as in unmarried and childless? Does she meet Majima at some point? Please tell me. I've grown to genuinely care about the Sunshine girls - Yuki most of all.
Would playing it now on rpcs3 be any better than the potential ps4 port?
She is running the Four Shine, the club of the game, herself, as the owner. The other girls from Sunshine are not brought up or seen. She is unmarried and childless at 39. Majima and her do reunite at some point, and it's pretty great when he shows up and they have a little moment.
Yes, as long as you understand that you're going to be hopping around to older games after it so the stories and substories will be in a different tone and structure than what you would come to expect from 0. 0's the ninth game in the series. Play Kiwami and Kiwami 2 after as they have new scenes for people because they expect you to have played 0.
She's an actual Christmas cake, she runs Four Shine after a bunch of drama happened with Sunshine, they never mention any of the other girls from Sunshine from what I remember, Majima pushes his way into the story near the end of the story, and Yuki joins the cast later on.
When the crowd asks me to perform a STYLE ACTION in Y0's arena, what exactly do they want me to do? Google's not giving me anything.
>game is called yakuza 0
>ya fight kuze 4 times
>game is called yakuza extreme
>ya don't fight kuze once
He's in jail
The PS4 port has way more content than the original PS3 English release had by far. The PS4 version removes about three substories but should end up adding roughly 20 because of what they cut out of the English release, removes a minigame (That wasn't in the English release anyway), and replaces the hostesses because of licensing issues. You can play the PS3 version if you feel like it, but it still has the localizations (Kazama = Fuma, The Florist = Kage, Mame = Rex, etc) and it's missing a decent chunk of content. At the end of the day it depends how patient you are since we have no clue on 3-5 PS4 coming over to the west yet and we probably won't hear anything until 5 releases in Japan but it should at least be safe to assume we'll get a retranslation of 3 due to how infamous it is for all the cut stuff.
Also, I don't think the PS3 emulator can handle the games besides Kenzan well enough yet. Kenzan's their priority right now.
Cute! I look forward to seeing her meet up with Majima.
>39
>not married, has no children
That's a bit sad. Is she okay with this?
She doesn't seem at all bothered by it, only time she ever gets irritated by age is when people treat her like shes a kid
>"You guys know I AM 39 right?"
Also it's never really brought up that Yuki wants to get married or have kids, she seems content with her life as is, besides the troubles Four Shine meet.
I'm happy to learn of that. Thank you for humoring me.
God damn she thick
It's inexplicable. Yuki's dorky and cute and has her own business and is a legendary hostess and is gorgeous. She should be fending off suitors left and right
>no table under the window
fucking hacks this isn't extreme at all
It's likely intimidation. When you're THAT big of a name, most guys, especially the more docile Japanese men, are too intimidated to even try, the only guys who probably would try an make a move are old folks and playboys, who Yuki would likely brush off their advances. Plus, as the owner of the Four Shine, she probably stays in the back a lot, so the customers don't notice how fucking smoking hot she is until she puts the dress on and gets back into the groove
She might also still be holding out for Majima
More like Yakuza Lukewarm
Kiwami 2 for PC when?
>but holy fuck her real life actress is a world of difference from her in game appearance
No her real life actress WAS a world of difference from her in-game appearance.
She looks much difference due to plastic surgery, and she had gotten that plastic surgery done by the time the game was in development.
I was working my way through the series and made it up to Dead Souls last October, at which point I lost all the drive to play.
Should I stick out through Dead Souls or just give up on it and write it off entirely? I'm still in Akiyama's part, I love seeing these characters in this situation but it's such a slog, does it get better?
Actually now I think about it she's probably perfectly happy with things the way they are.
>>has her own business
>>looks great for her age
>>one of her employee is a girl 10+ years younger and came for work because she has a girl-crush on her
She's living the life.
I've heard that Dead Souls is considered the worst game in the Yakuza franchise because the gameplay is abhorrent
It's uncomfortable but I felt like that was part of the point.
Haruka was literally the first female he had seen since the hit in 85, that's literally 25 years he had never seen a woman, of course he'd pounce on the first pussy he sees instinctively.
And by the end of the Grand Prix she has two girls who have girl-crushes on her, and as far as I am concerned, in steady communication with Majima since he is still acting as the ref and announcer for the Grand Prix by the end of that storyline.
Just get the handcanon (You can make the best one just from the DLC items) at Kamiyama's truck, get some sort of shotgun, and get a minigun of some kind. That's all you need to deal with everything in the game. Then you have to go get the one lime green talisman which I think is sold at Ebisu that makes aiming much slower but increases your blindfire accuracy by a ridiculous amount, then you just start mashing R1 when running around to deal with zombies. Use the shotgun for up close encounters with groups of zombies, use the minigun when you see a horde that's not compact enough for shotguns.
It has some funny substories that are worth dealing with the clunky gameplay for, but if you're not digging it you can always just skip past it. It's got a bunch of problems you have to put up with. At least try to get to Majima's part, he's got some pretty good cutscenes, and Ryuji himself has a neat little story.
SOUL
SOULESS
In all seriousness, I legitimately prefer the way the PS2 cutscenes look over the Kiwami cutscenes.
If they had re-storyboarded and re-animated the cutscenes I would probably prefer Kiwami, but they didn't do either of that, so it's just PS2 animations in a game that can't capture the same atmosphere as the originals.
it looks the exact same?
Its also shows why he is a good person deep down, able to push away his understandable raw lust for this saucy little highschool dame, showing that he isn't a criminal or a monster like he's expected to be.
Plus she probably smells really good.
>Pool date for training the hostesses
>They go first and proceed to pot every ball from their break
Why you gotta do this to me game
Pool is always filled with cheaters like that. Everyone plays like they've just retired from professional play and the game expects you to beat them in some cases like in 3 and Kiwami.
First time I did the pool date in 0 with a hostess I sunk the 9 on the break, which was the very first time I ever won pool in that game, and also got a perfect lesson thanks to it.
It doesn't though.
The unnecessarily bright lights whilst also being desaturated as fuck is something I hate.
It's like cel anime vs digital anime, except videogames shouldn't have this problem, the problem comes solely from the Kiwami team doing a sloppy job in terms of art direction, I didn't have this problem with Yakuza 0, 6, or Kiwami 2.
who is this
I found out what this is after a while. It's a taunt.
I just started playing this series from yakuza 0, is there no series fatigue after playing so many games in the franchise
>is there no series fatigue after playing so many games in the franchise
There's a high chance of fatigue if you play them one after the other. You really have to be in the mood for another game and even that might only carry you on fumes by the end of the second game. Try to space out the games by a couple of months if you can at the bare minimum, I've done two games in a row twice now (1 HD into 2 HD and then Kiwami into 6) and you just don't want to touch the games for a while after you've done that, at least in my experience.
I went right into Kiwami 2 after Zero and Kiwami, the gameplay is so different the fatigue didn't set in, and it helps that I don't plan on touching another game until 3 remaster comes to the west.
I had to cheat via using a mouse.
As much as I love Majima. Gotta say Kiryu since as the main main character, he's the strongest.
Depends on what you mean by stronger. Saejima is physically more powerful than Kiryu, but Kiryu mixes up speed and technique into his fighting style, which makes him the strongest combatant in the franchise.
Leading characters are idealized creations instead of face scanned.
Ability to win fights is what I mean. Kiryu already has enough upper body strength to life motorcycles over his head so I'd like the agility he has instead of the extra strength saejima has.
If you have to fight one of these three choices, which would it be
>Majima and he is PISSED at you
>Kiryu and you're standing in the way of him and saving Haruka
>Saejima
Second. I'd just run the fuck away. If that's not an option then still him because his victims somehow always walk away groveling at worst unless they're a boss.