Here's your new Sonic guys

see

I'd love to know who gave this the green light. Its not even good enough to sell to kids, what the fuck were they going for here?

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>Nikes
Looks like this dude ain't so totally radical anymore
More like a radical corporate shill who's been stopped by copyright laws amirite

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WHOA
YEAH
CHILI DOGS

Honestly, I expected far worse.

>don't speak to me or my son ever again

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>blue arms

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How new til a new game and the rumored new cartoon series come out?

Based!

This looks way better than the promo art.
Still weird as fuck.

DAM SONIC HAS SEXY LEGS AND MUSCLES

HE THICC

I though he disconnected himself with the sonic stuff since thr dimensional merge or some shit like that. Nice to see that some things don't change.
>Jim Carrey as Robotnik
wtf

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The hands are what kinda freak me out.

Oh, don't worry, they'll find a way to irrevocably fuck it up with Eggman or the goddamn script

>Nike
Shameless corporate shilling

>blue arms

Think of the porn

We already know most of the script. We already know how unbelievably cookie cutter this cashgrab will be.
But at least Sonic won't look too horrible.

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>at least Sonic won't look too horrible.

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Why is Hollywood so fucking retarded? What is so wrong with just having a regular cartoon character? Why does it need to be realistic or humanized or whatever? It's not even like it's a cultural thing anymore, americans fucking love their dumb cartoons and anime shit now.

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...

Have Knuckles and Tails been confirmed yet, or are they going to try sequel baiting after the credits?

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I STILL don't understand why they are doing this. There's nowhere near a large enough audience of people for this to be remotely profitable. Kids don't care about Sonic, the vast majority of adults only idly remember liking the 2D games in passing, only a tiny subcommunity of furfags care about Sonic in any serious level, and they're turbospergs that will hate the movie and dissect it more than anyone else. The only thing I can guess is its some sort of money laundering or The Producers type scheme. Am I missing something?

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>they did the sonic 06 pose of all things

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I... actually agree.

Yeah the design is getting absolutely torn apart on the internet, people are either disgusted or laughing their ass off at how bad it is. It's even trending on twitter right now at the #2 spot.

NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA STOP ME!

>Nintendo is handling most of Mario movie.

Their autismo with IPs sometimes come handy as fuck.

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they know what they're doing. it's the same thing with detective pikachu. leaving the designs the same won't get social media buzz and it won't trick normalfags and nu-males into seeing it "ironically" by "subverting their epxectations."

Fuck this trend of bending the characters to fit reality instead of bending reality to fit the characters. There's been several movies that do this and they worked fine.

>His arms are fucking blue
Do we have the reaction of our resident turbo sperg yet?

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>Nike Shoes
>White fur instead of gloves
They should have canceled it when they had the chance

The script got leaked?

youtu.be/v_w7pfWBY-Y

If only Soap still existed.

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He looks like the freak offspring of Sonic and Elise.

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*blocks your path*

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They could make like 20 rehashes of the Sonic OVA and they're probably all sell better than this

such a cool concept, it's a shame that they fell off while shit like those dumb segway things made highlights around the world

>they know what they're doing
no they're not lmao. people are tearing apart this Sonic design.

Can someone post the leaked script to laugh at it?

To be honest I just don't think a real-life Sanic can work out

bruh, look at this dude...wait til you see the f-oh no no no, ahahahahaaaaaa, oh no no oNONONONO, PFFFFFFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, OH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!!

Well apparently but no actual sources to know if it's real or not. It was posted several months ago

It's real.

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it's time

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Will the movie be absolute shit?

It's really weird. At first glimpse it doesn't look THAT bad, but then you start noticing all the shitty details (bad fur, gloveless hands, shoes, ...).
It's an amalgamate of bad decisions atop a bold design, which unfortunately makes it a bad design. Such a shame.

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link me up chief

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Movie Sonic confirmed for post-ironic kino????????????

There's always been something off with how Sonic looks in 06 but I can't pin point what

sure, but you know nu-males with their funko pops and their rick & morty t-shirts will go see this movie in droves "ironically." you know, "just to see how bad it is."

What does our resident Sonic afficionado Chris Chan think of it?

Longer arms, legs, and quills fuck it up

>I’m going to die.
reminds me of that spider-man quicktime event fail kek

No, no I don't. Show me proof of that bullshit you just pulled. Even Fembusters had a shitton more support than Sonic has right now and it still flopped. Sonic is getting nothing but hate and negativity.

Will the movie end up as an actual cineastic masterpiece?

Is this for real?

OH MY FUCKING GOD SAY IT AINT SO IM ALREADY CRYING

Will I find the result of this roll amusing?

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>blue arms

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He cute
The only major misstep is not giving him his gloves, otherwise it's pretty much fine
I feel the same way about him as I do Detective Pikachu, which is that I can forgive a somewhat uncanny design if the movie looks alright

That face legit looks like something out of a horror movie.

>He cute
What bizarro universe do you come from where that uncanny abomination is "cute"?

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The proportions are disturbing as fuck.

Based Jim will save this movie.

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He hasn't had a good performance in years.

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Yeah

>YOU GONNA GET RAPED

hasn't he gone off the deep end? think he's getting sued right now for calling some kid racist actually

I want off this ride

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Why bother with turning his gloves into fur but still make he wear shoes?

Most of Hollywood has gone off the deep end at this point.

Are mermaids real?

Probably the best spec script sample I've ever read.

Ad money.

W-what are they doing to him user?

Isn't this the one with 5 dick piercings?

is hedgehog-san okay?

>white markings to look like a single eye
Cursed image

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It looks pretty weird, but whatever. It'll flop and then be forgotten about in a month.

Or at least I hope so.

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Where's blaze and her flat chest?

Will the next Sonic game save the series?

>arms are blue

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I think Boom is mostly forgotten about now, so maybe. I have a feeling this might be memed into oblivion, though. It's just so laughably bad on the surface.

>Mom said it is my turn to play

Ok then, will the next Sonic game save the series?

too obscure to be in the film, thank god

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hmm

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Team Sonic Racing? Nah. But as long as it's a fun and solid game I can at least use it to get my mind off of the movie.