What is the most boomer vidya thing you've ever heard or read? It's pic related for me

Women really are retarded, giving them rights was a mistake.

Attached: D7430388-5F10-4520-B1F7-9323E044D0C0.jpg (720x576, 421K)

1
2
3 4

>Hey dude, gimme your phone, clothes, and wallet
>What the fuck?
>You brought them into my house, so they're legally mine now. So give them to me

this is the sort of guy who gets "who hurt you?" quips thrown at them online

Attached: 1498881970649.gif (132x99, 21K)

Timeless

Gas all retarded boomers
At least my dad knew I knew tech, and had me explain how something probably got a virus from him using IE, got him off that fast

haha

Attached: idgaf if its not vidya, kys.png (880x762, 194K)

The kid bought the pc himself tho. The boomer is saying that doesn't matter because whatever is under his roof, he owns.

It's retarded

Attached: 1551170603570.jpg (1075x1278, 224K)

>trusting a stepwhore instead of your son
Women and beta male genocide when?

I hope I never become a shit parent like that.
Fucking boomers thinking they're entitled to other people's property.

Fuck...... do boomers not even stop and think?

>boomer vs japs

No winning side there.

Do boomers just regress back in to 2 year olds?

I guess that guy is ready to give up all his worldly possessions to the government since he lives in their country

So where was the dad in all of this?

Attached: 75yearoldsimmer.png (1579x150, 17K)

Boomers are truly the most reprehensible pieces of shit to ever walk the Earth

retards should be forcefed the principle of innocent until proven guilty in schools until this shit stops happening

I think they just never realise that you're an actual person and just see you as a baby forever.
Like, I was 4th year into a CS degree and was fixing my computer one day, and she suggested I let one of her boomer friends fix it for me because "he's good with computers"
Guy is a fucking welfare cheat / barfly musician who runs Windows and Internet Explorer

Not today nigga.

Kek

*my mother

>it is in my designated power territory
>therefore it is my property, you are merely given permission to use it

Hmmm...

people think this is a joke but boomers think like that.

What the fuck happened in the 60's?
Is that when it was made illegal to beat your kids?

>people still believe this

Do you fug them? They are yours

Attached: IMG_20180921_014125.jpg (900x1006, 154K)

it always amuses me when painful stories like this get 'reddit gold'

>Japanese games got The Donald elected
Two nukes just wasn't enough! Help us, Hiroshimoot! Stop your fellow Nips!

Surprised father wife and stepdaughter aren't dead.

Boomers are unironically the source of a large majority of the world's current problems

I can understand when the kid buys like some 1 dollar chocolate or whatever even though he should be eating right, but when the kid works hard to get his own multi-hundred dollar PC, I let him be.

so wait shouldn't the stepdaughter be in prison? pretty sure she commited a serious crime

i call bullshit

haha

Attached: feminist.png (1420x968, 322K)

my boomer father had this attitude
>bought my own pc after years of saving and not being able to afford one
>walks into my room and smashs the monitor against a wall
>bought myself some dinner because i was hungry
>flips the table over and ruins my dinner
>bought some tool to use for art
>starts screaming at me that its not meant for art
>in all cases he referred to the items as his property with his money.
Leftists are not people.

Superiority complex. Boomers had easy lives and still think the "generation after you had it easier, gen before had it harder" meme is applicable to the modern society they created. They are unironically like an NPC in an escort mission, only there to fuck everything up and slow everything down.
Fuck boomers.

>airing your dirty laundry on Reddit
Christ.

You act like this, then you deserve to be castrated, because apparently more signals are getting sent to your balls than your brain.

Attached: 1449435877142.jpg (574x599, 68K)

>Women being held accountable
user, I...

>how to raise children that will leave you in a nursing home

If you want to exert control over his property, you buy it yourself. That way it's "your" money that you spent. If they spent their money that they worked hard for, then you have absolutely zero say in it. If you try and interfere or claim that this money is yours, then you're essentially treating your child like a slave. True, they should be obedient to their parents, but respect begets respect. You can't ask for it without giving it first.

>"Son, you don't know a damn thing about politics like I do"
>*entirety of political knowledge gleaned from watching 15 minutes of mainstream TV news each day during dinner*

they did the right thing desu

Patryarchy, yes!

Attached: rowe.jpg (2048x1724, 355K)

>MY HOUSE SCREEEEEEECH
your name isn't even on the papers cuz your is shit, bitch.
Boomers think the house revolves around them.

That's true, but that doesn't even apply to this situation.

This man throw his own flesh and blood, his very lineage, under the bus to curry favour with a gaggle of whores.
There's no fixing that level of stupidity, it's an unfathomable level of delusional beta-level behaviour. You can almost see nature selecting out his genes in real time.

I would argue it deserves a Darwin award for the single stupidest thing I have ever seen. It ain't about proof or guilt, it's a feminist modern society beating out the very survival instincts of men.

>dad

Attached: 4mLQFJno.jpg (400x400, 21K)

And people wonder why someone would put their parent in a nursing home known for its abusive black staff.

wtf i was promised great wizard powers

>tfw parents didn't even knock when opening my door for years until I told them to fuck off
>door lock has been broken for over a decade and dad still refuses to fix it

>>walks into my room and smashs the monitor against a wall
Wtf
Why?
Your father sounds like a total piece of shit, you should put him in the worst home you can find and never visit him

why do liberals think trump is any worse than every other president?
why do retards think trump is any better?

Kinda happened to this kid that's in jail except his dad straight fucked him up for some small shit.

>if you don't like my rules then you should move out
>can't because boomers fucked the economy and I can't get a job at McDonald's because, everytime I go, there's like 6 or 7 dudes looking 40+ in there working

did anyone fall for that?

Fix it yourself you stupid nigger.

If there's anything worth knowing how to do yourself with no help from anyone else, it's locks and security.

>tfw agree with most these points

Why are millennial snowflakes so afraid of hard work and personal responsibility?

>3 years ago
I wish there was a sequel

Why don't you stop being a lazy fuck and just fix it yourself? Ten years is a long time, time you could have used to learn how to fix a fucking lock.

Attached: 1548055865188.jpg (550x734, 99K)

Fix it yourself, dumbass. Maybe that’s what they’re waiting for, wanting to see if you can do simple tasks.

yeesh, why do people use this awful color scheme?

At a different point of view, I am glad to be a virgin, so my dick never has to be in a crazy girl.

No they didn't you boomer Fuck they ruined their son's life

>door hit slam closed so hard the lock part of the door lock breaks off onto the floor

Attached: 1545886531057.gif (360x238, 1.43M)

Not that it matters, because those peanuts are only going to afford you a nice looking cardboard box.

Fuck, this reminds me of my retarded parents
My father literally broke the lock on the toilet door because I guess kids aren't allowed privacy while shitting, and my mother used to get angry at me if I'd lock the bathroom door while showering
I didn't get a lock on my door until I was about 23 and ready to move out

?

Maybe just found an excuse to getting that guy in her house for utterly motives.

good

>scared of letting people know you're having sex
I
what?

the boomer's right

>waiting for their child to turn out normal and knowledgeable while not teaching him anything and being a terrible example
thanks for hitting the nail on the head

You should be thankful for the oppertunity to show up to work early and stay late for no extra money.
You should work yourself to the bone for minimum wage so Mr. Sheckelberg can afford his third beach home.
Getting a job is easy, just look the manager in the eyes and give him a firm handshake, literally nothing has changed in the last 40 years
Just cripple yourself by going into debt for life to get a degree that you will never actually use

Attached: 43gqdPQ.webm (300x170, 189K)

I don't get why people are trying damn hard to impeach him when his term is almost up.

I'm already mad

Boomers are Trump voters you absolute fucking retard.

>>can't because boomers fucked the economy and I can't get a job at McDonald's because, everytime I go, there's like 6 or 7 dudes looking 40+ in there working
So much this
In Australia boomers voted to give tax breaks for boomers to buy investment properties
This resulted in every boomer and his dog buying up 10 houses and jacking up the prices of real estate to astronomical levels
Then they let the fucking Chinese come in and buy what little was still available

>mom walks in on me masturbating
>30 minutes later walk by her with a grin on her face
>tells me I'm old enough to watch South Park now
>????????????????

Attached: 1475083733316.png (1440x1080, 1.3M)

He is, he is one of the worsthuman beings ive ever met.
Just a regular typical liberal.
He has done everything to sabotage my life.
>you should put him in the worst home you can find and never visit him
Not even going to bother he can fend for himself.

This is the world he wanted.

I'm a boomer, but that seems strange that the dad would designate one of their children's computers as the family computer. It's not like desktops are expensive, and I'd much have a separate computer from my children who would shit it up with porn. The dad is either a retard or desperately poor. Or maybe he just wanted an excuse to snoop around on his kid's computer.

Attached: 1489624490418.jpg (540x699, 55K)

found the boomers. kill yourselves you over privileged fucks you don't know how hard it is

This is pretty much why the younger generations aren't successful, they have a victim mentality and blame everyone else for their problem (see /pol/ and SJW's)

Boomer Fuck.

sex is a naughty thing

I can get an okay apartment in Idaho. I luckily live in a college town so apartment turnover is quick and rent can be as low as 300 bucks a month with a roommate.

>getting your own son arrested instead of solving the issue internally
Some fucking family. Good god.

>be hotel owner
>steal my guest's stuff because I own it now
>they can't do shit because it's my hotel

It's so simple!

i'll admit i'd laugh if it happened simply because of the shitposting it'd cause, but it seems like a massively wasted effort

>all these shit parents posts ITT
glad I was raised by a saint of a mother and a non-existing father

Attached: 1480717338842.jpg (500x375, 47K)

Calm down autist.

who do you think voted for mass immigration before millenials were even alive?

>ivy league college

Ha, get dabbed on

why do retards lump everyone of a generation into one stereotype?

Why would you be okay with the world not being fair? Is this what bikecuck looks like irl?

it's america, having sex is a worse crime than shooting people

Nah, she's under the legal age to be tried as an adult.

this i never had a lock on my door.

exactly, the hotel i run stays in business mainly by selling all our guests' luggage

What the fuck is up with parents and no-locking-the-bathroom-door shit.
I still remember getting remarks about locking the door when I took a shower - "hurr durr when did I get daughters?"
what the fuck.

Is this something illegal immigrants are supposed to sign?

Did you guys only have one bathroom? Tbh I see where they’re coming from if you needed to take a huge shit and your kid was in the shower. I remember one time when I was a kid and I had diarrhea and my sister was getting ready for something and spend 2 hours in the bathroom. I had to run to my neighbors.

>It's hard to google something

Sounds like you're the real boomer. Are you posting from your computer that your son paid for but is under your roof?

Attached: 38d.jpg (256x352, 36K)

kek when I was an apprentice electrician my mom's electrician friend drunkenly lectured me about how hard it is bla bla bla at a party trying to scare me. I didn't want to make a scene so I had to listen. he actually fucking complained about how his lunch breaks are only 30 minutes so he has to eat on the jobsite. a couple years later and I have a higher certification than that loser boomer fuck and the job is easy as piss. I don't know how their generation got so fucking arrogant and clueless. being a boomer is a mental illness.

I mean, if he runs again then yeah I get it. And yes the shitposts would be amazing. But just damn, how about actually making 1 candidate to succeed him instead of just going after him when he is already done.

>taking responsibility for your own life is a bad thing

fuck maybe i am becoming a boomer cos these rules are great to live by.

No he isn't.

does anyone have the boomer vs DMC5 tweet?

That first one reads like something a slave with Stockholm's Syndrome would say.

>he thinks women get punished

Attached: 1550364358238.gif (177x150, 1.74M)

>implying the Dems won't nominate an equally abhorrent candidate as Hillary
I feel like the dislike for Trump peaked years ago, it's all reliant on them picking someone even slightly likable. They're gonna nominate Harris and manage to lose to one of the weakest incumbents in history. Both parties are incredibly retarded and all the partisan bickering from lay people is infuriating

That was almost a decade ago. I wonder what happened to that user.

Reddit is full of Boomer stories they’re hilarious. There’s ones about people getting verbally assaulted or “toxicity” all the time for karma. It’s not enough to brush it off or mute anyone they go onto full rants about my experience in Fallout 76 as a woman or some shit.

Something was royally fucked up in the family if the step sister thought that lying about rape was a better option than allowing her parents to know she's having sex with her boyfriend.

Attached: h30o85dog1k21.jpg (750x655, 94K)

You could've googled it or just taken some pictures to show to a handyman or carpenter.

it's weird. It's frowned upon strongly if caught having sex, but equally frowned upon if not having sex. It's like when boomers tell you of their mistakes in life, then get pissed off that you didn't make the same ones they did.

guys what do I do when my dad can't provide for me anymore

>wagies are unironically proud of being slaves so that everyone else can enjoy modern life
christ
I wonder if these "hard work" slaves know how easy it is to get through college and be paid more than them to do nothing.

Should have asked your dad why he's gay for the dick of his own son. Would have stopped those remarks on the fucking spot.

Attached: 1547469963891.jpg (1042x1042, 138K)

why didn't you call the cops on him when he smashed your monitor?

oh right you're a beta living at home. that's why you're dad knows he can bully you and get away with it.

pro tip. just start fucking his shit up and drinking his liquor and stuff until you've ruined him enough that he submits to your NEET ways. that's what I did.

I figure if my parents didn't want this to happen then they shouldn't have given birth to me.

>why do liberals think trump is any worse than every other president?
Why did conservatives think Obama was worse than every other president?

Americans practice no critical thinking, they have little pragmatism despite being conservative leaning so they're self destructive. Oh and they're tribal and vocal as fuck so you get to hear their screeching regardless of where you're from.

Attached: 1517335844574.jpg (640x637, 63K)

It's not a punishable offence to confess to lying about false rape accusations, because they want people to confess and if there were criminal penalties for confessing, none of the lying whores would.

Which is actually understandable to me. However there should definitely be criminal penalties for being caught lying about rape, I'm not 100% sure if perjury charges apply or if they have the same immunity. If they do, they shouldn't.

Jesus fucking fuck.

Nah, at my mother's house we had two toilets
She was just a creep or thought I was so retarded I'd slip on soap or something

something is royally fucked up in america and that is that having sex is seen as worse than shooting people

>college degree
>making money
LOL

>tfw dad is a boomer-tier asshole
>tfw can't wait to put his ass in a nursing home and never visit

Attached: 1550705671154.gif (2952x3047, 1.76M)

Yeah, it's gonna suck when Trump is gone. It will just be Political candidate #1 Jack Johnson vs political candidate #7 John Jackson all over again

I moved on and bought a new computer. My sister was less grabby with it and my mom died. I miss her so much, anons.

>But they invented and run the internet so you get to hear their screeching

>Why did conservatives think Obama was worse than every other president?
Growing up in a republican household, as much as they hated him, they always looked to Jimmy Carter as the worst of the worst.

that implies the children will be functional long enough to afford putting their parents into a home; never mind the likely chance they'll just commit suicide because they know that all of "their" possessions are just temporary priviledges that can and are revoked at a moment for any reason, including no reason at all.

you know, like a prison suicide.
> running your home like a fucking prison
don't be surprised when your children resent you as a person and become criminals to distance themselves as far as possible from your shitty life choices (by making their own shitty life choices neither of you expected to be made)

absolutely based

h-ahah

Attached: dad.jpg (878x1351, 596K)

>”boomers are privileged”
>zoomers have google and takes 10 seconds to figure it
>boomers had to go to a library or find some who knew how to fix a lock

Dumbass stop being lazy

its a particular leftwing mindset in the average boomtard.
They had control of their children so long they start to assume communist ownership over them and oanic when they lose control.
rather than the healthy rightwing attitude of encouragement and being proud when your kid grows and succeeds.
Liberal boomers have a crack up and try to hinder their childs development.

it makes me laugh but also kinda sad, they get shilled the same product over and over again but in different packaging and they fall for it every time

why do you think it's smart to pretend there's literally no difference between presidents when there clearly is as an overreaction to hysterical retards on the internet

this
the last time my dad put hands on me I gave him a black eye and he's been an immense pushover since

you need to be sixty to be an archmage
>tfw only 27 more years

I've noticed it was the peace and love hippies that protested 'nam that are the shitty boomers. The vets I know are humble guys if not a bit fucked in the head.

Attached: tumblr_omeoy5qoVs1reg6u1o1_500.jpg (500x336, 40K)

I know /vpol/ loves to blame minorities liberals and jews for all the problems in the world. But bad parenting has been here longer than these ideologies. Please do not pollute the discussion with politics.

richfag blown the fuck out lmfao

didnt even read all of it

My dad was good, but he could go from crying because I told him to leave me alone to flipping out because I said I was okay with getting a B.

your father is a piece of shit and it has nothing to do with him being a liberal. any liberal and conservative alike would agree.
stop attatching identity politics to your fucked up childhood.

Same in Canada, I hate old people.

it's not a matter of whether you're okay with it or not, it's simply a matter of what you can do about it

Man, if that happened to me I'd go full monte cristo and devote the rest of my existence to ruining theirs. Probably fake as fuck though.

LMAO no they arent they are neoliberals

I mentioned that in highschool and almost got beat up for that kind of thinking. Then in college they switched to my thinking just because their president didn't win.

As a daoist I can sympathize with some of this.

When life is easy you've got a shit load of free time to spend bitching and complaining

i called the cops on him numerous times in fact the pizz incident I used a wrestling move to slam him on the floor and calm him down.
Numerous fights, too many to count. My boomer father stopped once he realised i was physically stronger than him.

you can't be all that fine, why else would you be here

It's all fine but Point 7 gives away the entire scam.

You don't come early if you aren't contracted those hours.
You don't finish later if you aren't contracted those hours.
You don't "volunteer for every crappy task", your workplace designates tasks to employees/contractors and ensures they fit their workload.
If the workplace can't meet its goals, it's the fault of management not hiring the right people, or enough people.

Wage theft and exploitation is the bread and butter of Boomer capitalism, which they disguise as "elbow grease" or some bullshit. Hard work is measured by the work itself, not by time and the Japanese Salaryman situation is the prime examples of that.

Just Point 7 alone changes the flavour of the entire thing from something self-improving, to another thing that justifies slavery.

T. Gay niggers

>In Australia boomers voted to give tax breaks for boomers to buy investment properties
that sounds like the most corrupt thing I've ever heard of?

so if you were a certain age you got a tax break for having enough money to buy property? that's india tier corruption.

how are there no riots? when did this happen?

because there isn't
they're all the same neoliberal garbage
why do you think it's smart to fall for the window dressing they put up every time?

Go on benefits.

>tfw dad isn't entirely a boomer-tier asshole and hates his own generation
>still the pull-up-your-bootstraps type but at least he practices what he preaches since he's an absolute workaholic
>only thing he asks of me is to not take the Lord's name in vain
I love that great man. I always try to go see him every week even though it takes me hours to get there. Fun guy to talk to and always has something to say.

Attached: 1500521222996.jpg (574x695, 95K)

>I know he's on reddit
>Ivy League
zero sympathy for the family of imbeciles, traitors and liars

I'm 24 and still live my single dad. It's fucking terrible.

I'm fairly sure it's just your dad being gay. What the fuck m8

>mfw when my parents did this shit to me when I was kid. I will do this to them as seniors.

>Boomers wonder why suicide rates are going up
>So much of life is devoted to the drudgery of working at shithole jobs or studying at an SJW shithole college that has "LGBTQ Prom".
Dad wants me to work full time and go to school full time, I think that drains the light from life. I don't want to be like him and never have a second of free time even after I turn fucking 50.
The only free time he makes is to watch the news at dinner with my mother, who literally hasn't worked in over 10 years and sleeps for 12 hours a day.

Attached: wewlad.png (273x312, 9K)

I know you're meming but you go to college for all the internships you get offered. if you think you're just meant to graduate without exploring a single work oppurtunity then start applying, you're a moron and deserve to be underemployed.