What are the chances that this dimwit stumbles his way into presidency some day?

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY

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>I was blahcking!
How come he's never realized he sucks at fighting games?

>meets with the prime minister of japan and pisses them off
>KOJIMA'S A FUCKIN' COCKSUCKER!

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youtube.com/watch?v=KGIzAH11tPI

Because he always has an excuse. He has some kind of pathological aversion to accepting responsibility for anything. He thinks that everyone who plays online is worse than him and just "exploits" the shortcomings of online connections. He never has to feel like he did poorly because it's either the game's fault, his opponent's fault, or the connection's fault (or all three).

>drop nukes on middle east, china and north korea
>WOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS WILL START WW3? THANKS USA FOR ELECTING ME YOU ASSHOLES ACK ACK ACK ACK

It's time to step the fuck up bros.

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So, Trump?

Can't be worse than the current one

With phil, it's never 0% chance of anything

he came in 4th place in a broken port of super turbo at evo years ago, so he believes he's the greatest and only loses to "fuckin' scrubs" who get lucky, AHNLINE LAG TACTICS that would never work offline, shitty netcode, etc.

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Trannies please go

Neither can trump LMAO

the strange thing is, I have seen Phil in the best do some very difficult things in games with the greatest of eyes and not breaking a sweat, but have also seen on the same run him fail misreably with the most simple of things. He truly is an idiot savant by the textbook definition.

Never because that implies he'd leave his house.

BASED FELLOW MAGAPEDE!
THE GOY EMPEROR GAVE ISRAEL 40 BILLION DOLLAR AND WE GOT NO WALL, HOW BASED IS THAT???
SHADILOM AND AWOOOOZELTOV

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This is exactly why I can somehow see him winning the presidency as the 'Average Joe Gamer'

>Phil wins and steps up to the microphone to deliver his speech
>WOW, ITS BUGGED, BWAHAHAAHAH DEMOCRACY'S BUGGED GUYS BWAHAHAHAH *snort*

>another retarded american thread
nuke yourselves already you disgusting fatties

>GAVE ISRAEL 40 BILLION DOLLAR
Non-american here, please tell me that's an exaggeration.

Holy shit, I was thinking this as well

Why would you ever trust trannies? The US has always given Israel economic aid and the Trump adm is not different.

OH COME AHHHHN I LOST BY 4 ELECTORAL VOTES?!?! AHAHAH

AHNLINE DEMAHCRACY

AHHHNLINE DEMAHHCRACY

Probably like 50%, either he does or he doesn't

>and the Trump adm is not different.
So why are you shilling for Trump then? And he LITERALLY signed the payment of 40 BILLION dollars for the israeli people. He could have easily denied it.
How come /pol/tards are sucking the dick of the biggest kike president of the last century?

youtube.com/watch?v=b-V-f9inLoo

TDS in full effect

Because its America,Trump or not it makes no difference,a Democrat would have sent that aid to Palestine and other muslim shitholes instead woopity doo.

>40 billion

Over 10 years

>terrorist attack
WOW DUDE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO

>economy crashes
BUGGED CAPITALISM MECHANICS, I WAS BLOCKING. THEY'RE EXPLOITING THE SYSTEM THIS SHIT SUCKS DOOD.

I remember when a post like this would get a decent amount of replies. Now it's just pissing in the sea expecting something to happen. You've fought hard little warrior, but the war is lost. Instead of campaigning to save the board, you are ignored and pitied. How does it feel knowing that your every action was ultimately pointless?

>THEY'RE EXPLOITING THE SYSTEM THIS SHIT

I think DSP would enjoy people exploiting the system since that's all he did since he is on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=1rzd9Gw2qD4

Some richfag user needs to donate a shit load of money only to revoke it based on "accidental" reasons.
The shitshow would be huge, I can almost guarantee that he would say he was entitled to that money

Annual US aid to israel is around 4billion, not 40 but not chump change either.

We give north korea 3-6 Billion a year.

If we cut just aid to NK we could build the wall with zero additional deficit

Like it or not, keeping Israel cherry is pretty important for US power projection in the Middle East

Just nuke the middle east and sell the land in a few years.

Basically true but it's over 10 years and was negotiated under Obama. Still sad to see the 'great white hope' of the mutts turn out to be just another zionist slave. I wish he and the American deep state actually were against each other.
haaretz.com/us-news/senate-passes-bill-to-enshrine-military-aid-package-to-israel-into-law-1.6340748

>try to stream at 1080p while playing a game
>fps goes to shit
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why do streamers always seem to get sick? And how come their illness doesn't allow them to even edit a video for weeks at a time?

funny how you never post this image in giant bomb threads

trump's iq is far higher than yours, it's big, the biggest

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Its not literally $40b in hard cash, its $40b in military assets. We wouldn't have taken those tanks and guns and used them to finance the Wall.

LAZINESS

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Only because of a sunk cost fallacy. We're stuck in israel because thats where we've already placed our bets so to speak and we've installed puppet regimes to attempt to prop up the middle east.

If we backed off of israel and supported a reformed palestine the US would have a much different reputation with much of the middle east.

Nobody likes a beggar

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I AM SILLY

I mostly don't care what streamers do, but I have to admit the whole "I'm very sick, I couldn't upload a video today =(" shit that some people do pisses me off. Especially when it's some unedited twitch video they're uploading to youtube. Bitch you ain't sick you're just lazy and probably depressed