Every time I see new info about DMC5 I'm reminded to be thankful that I'm not going to play it

Every time I see new info about DMC5 I'm reminded to be thankful that I'm not going to play it.

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ok no one cares barry

The gameplay mechanics are top tier so fuck you

You goddamn REfags, the day of the rope for you is soon.

Learn to accept criticism.

>so glad i only like single game out of all the ones out there

This the same guy who tried getting views shitting on RE2?

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Not him, but what criticism? If the only thing you say about something is ''it sucks'', then you are open to a ''fuck you'', don't be a faggot about it.
That said, the only thing that sucks for me are the faces, but in the dmcs before this one they had generic anime faces so i don't care that much. The gameplay looks fun as hell, like it should be.

top tier shitpost, user

> Using information that came from Youtubers

>criticism
oh yeah, it sucks is such a strong argument

>They said every character was going to get their own path + 4th path where all of them work together
>Only 20 missions in the final game

Why did Itsuno backpedaled so hard?

I'm gonna miss these posts some day

>every character was going to get their own path + 4th path where all of them work together
Got a link to this?

>not enjoying a game
>thankful for that
Whatever floats your boat. I'm gonna get it.

Some missions are separated into different paths, some can be played as multiple character. I guess the translation got mixed up somewhere along the line.
But yeah, I wish we have more continuous streams of missions for a single character.

But this is true, you won't go the same path depending on the character you and the path converges at points. He didn't back pedal

Retards saying "it sucks" " i don't like it" is not criticism faggot

>DMCfags can't accept CRITICISM

What the fuck is this shit? Why do you keep posting this? DMCfags critique their series rocky history all day long. There is a full game (sometimes two whole games) that the fans warn you to avoid all together. Until possibly 5, the only game that's consistently held in high regard is 3, with the rest being panned by fans and non-fans alike.

Remember that one time the director himself said he destroyed all of DMC and decided tro turn DMCV into DmC2 instead?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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How about you learn to differentiate criticism from subjectivity affecting your perspective of the game, you fucking cringelord?

>with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
fuck

pepperidge farms is also schizophrenic

Honestly glad I didn't preorder and am happy with my jrpgs. I can wait. i don't need to play it right away. Plus I get to see how things fair out in the meantime

Even though you're baiting OP, I'm not.

I was around for DMC2 making people want to kill themselves, and the full cycle of grief that was DMC4's release. The hype cycle for DMC5 has been almost identical to DMC4's, with tons of lies and half truths about the game.

DMC5 is absolutely a disappointment. The hype that was there at the E3 unveil was gradually sucked out with every new piece of info. I watched it happen. I even watched people do what they did with DMC4 (and now MGSV); making a story that was so much better than the people working on it could hope to.

Even if one copes by lowering their expectations, DMC5 is going to be an eternal pink wojak to any true DMC fan.

I still bought it because it's better than the other shit that comes out now.

Learn to accept criticism of your criticism

Meh. I wasn't hyped after the reveal due to the awful character design, and I wasn't the only one, the reception was very mixed as people tried to process what the fuck was Itsuno even doing, why are you trying to rewrite history?
Then as I got over it and all the info showed an absolutely spot on DMC experience, I was hyped ever since. The number of mission and lack of turbo/LDK/Palace has been the only bad news. And the fucktard fujoshitters mad about Vergil's face are seriously late to the party. It's too late now to realize the facescanning tech was a mistake.

>DMC5 is absolutely a disappointment. The hype that was there at the E3 unveil was gradually sucked out with every new piece of info. I watched it happen. I even watched people do what they did with DMC4 (and now MGSV); making a story that was so much better than the people working on it could hope to.
What about it is disappointing to you? Shit like the mtx is kinda bullshit, and the alleged lack of extra costumes and turbo sucks, but other than that it's looking like it could contend with DMC3 for best in the series.

That is ones of the most jewtube images i have ever seen

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>I'M AN OLDFAG, I SWEAR
>also le wojak hehe
Kill yourself. Unironically, find a sharp object, place the blade against your wrist parallel to your forearm, and drag it down. That poser "NO TRUE DMC FAN" bullshit immediately outs you.

Michael you need some serious help dude.

Here's a lesson kids. If you want to spot a fake-oldfag shitposter who makes big autistic replies sadly pretending to be a fan, simply note that they never say anything that they dislike about the game, and just call it dissapointing for no reason.

Does Dante still have style switching?
Do you still have to enemy hop to do anything interesting?

>Why did Itsuno make another unfinished Bloody Palace mini game?
Because idiots bought the last two, why do anything different with a third?

Yes

And you never had to, you can still do lots of cool shit without the use of Enemy Step, as you've been able to in every game.

>enemy hop to do anything interesting
I suck at JCing and I still can pull off combos that do a lot of damage andgive lots of style, you never HAVE to do it

The only reason to have enemy step is to jump cancel and you know damn well the average Yea Forums poster can't JC to save his life, not to mention style switching, weapon switching, guardflying, side star, inertia etc.

JCing is easy though. Its muscle memory at this point. Just practice nigga. It took me like 6 years to do it but fuck, whats the alternative. I wish anything else in life was as easy as just " do it for 6 years".

Nope.
Style switching has been replaced with a stamina bar and the brand new Hernia Mechanicâ„¢.

Dante's age is catching up to him, and to portray this, a random move from his arsenal will be temporarily banned every few minutes; using the move results in a slight loss of your health, your style points, and Dante will enter an unskipable animation where he rubs his hurt body part.

>making a story that was so much better than the people working on it could hope to
Brainlet detected.

fuck off barry

I second, it's a fucking shit, DmC is much better after all, unironically

Your shitposting only fuels me, your outrage only increases my desire to play the game, your 24/7 autistic bait only makes me more excited for Thursday at midnight

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Who is this addressed to? I know how to play dante somewhat competently altho i need to practice my gaurdflying more. I'm just saying the average Yea Forums poster won't have the patience to practice JCing even tho it's piss easy.

i'm surprised capcom even bothered making it. DMC fags are impossible to please.