What is the videogame equivalent of putting pineapple on a pizza?

Shoehorned-in turret sections. They aren't inherently bad but it's not particularly good either and most people would question why you even bothered including them in. Might be able to work it into a genre or two well enough but for the most part, nah.

those pineapple chunks are way too big to be honest

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Pokemon Sun/Moon

Overwatch style cooldown special abilities/ press Q to win on FPS

Brutal Legend

battle royale mode

Playing video games on a console instead of PC. Pineapple (video games) should not go on an inferior food like pizza (consoles) and should instead be enjoyed on burgers (PC) where you can also have egg (mods) and beetroot (graphic mods).

Stealth missions.
The people that love stealth defend it with their lives.
The people that loathe it crucify it and those that enjoy it.
This is the final and only true response to your question.
Goodnight.

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"pineapple is bad on a pizza" is a meme
I wouldn't eat it every day but Hawaiian pizza is good

What's wrong with pineapple?

inverted pitch - few people like it but the others will autistically fight you in thinking it's backwards

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Too Human

morrowind

I just ordered pizza hut $5 per pizza deal.

Pepperoni pan pizza.
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I'm also getting garlic knots.

Did I do good bros?

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an ugly shitty indie game with no actual substance that people talk about for cred

Nothing, some people just get into an autistic rage over the idea of someone liking something they don't

savestates

Mods.

t. hussie

This

Is Ham and Mushroom deep crust the most kino pizza in existence?

>Not liking Mushroom on your pizza

You're not a homosexual, are you?

QTEs in a movie-game

>Pizza Hut
You fucked up

add honey BBQ boneless wings and it's perfect my guy

Unskipable Training mission.

Battle Royal game

>no chicken
>no tomato
>no onion
>no bacon
>no white sauce
>not even spinach
fucking degenerate

Those garlic knots are my fucking jam

Modding heavily western style games with shit like Neptunia, Touhou, and whatever FOTM anime.

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RPG elements in FPS games.

>cheese, bread, tomato sauce
>pineapple

one of these things is not like the others

meant for

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>pineapple on pizza
this is too vague to answer.
for example, almost every single person i know, who hates pineapple pizza, had it at a place where it tastes gross (which is honestly 90% of all pizza places, because they use the wrong kinds. Its always too bitter, or too salty, based on where they get it from, and when they apply it to the pizza)
The Ham is the most commonly added topping, and that also is heavily going to effect the taste of the pineapple, and how much it clashes.

This is no different to picking a terrible tomato base for the pizza.
Most pizza uses very limited types of tomato bases, breading, and cheese, due to so many clashing with the over all design. (Which is why it took so long for pizza to get into large businesses, since most makers kept the recipes secret.)

Back on point, not everyone, but most people I know who hate pineapple on pizza, havent had a good variation of it. Once given a correctly made pineapple pizza, Ive seen most of them fall in love with it.

>to the point
So OP, are you asking, which games are shit in your opinion? or are you asking, which games have a mechanic, or feature, that can be great, but only under the right conditions, and most games fuck it up? Or its a feature thats so hated by most people, despite the fact it works in a few games, but people refuse to believe it can, because all the ones they tried sucked?

>Fellow Pineapple Pizza Bros

Ever try it with Jalapeno as well?

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niggers
no one who actually likes pizza and buys it wants them

>What is the videogame equivalent of putting pineapple on a pizza?
Niggers I guess.
You CAN put them in games, but no one except weird fetishists want them.

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Paper Mario sticker star

>Spinach

Deffo fag.

source

>pepperoni
one of these things is unlike the other.

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Forced stealth in an action game.

>Cheese, Bread, Fruit
>Fruit

Uh.

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A DLC that gives you more of everything you want.

>hating on spinach
imagine being this much of a homo

Pineapplefags please fuck off, Based Ramsay already put you faggots in your place.
youtu.be/5MYX6R2fuwE

i've usually get mine with pepperoni, bacon, and bellpeppers. shit's cash.

it's also from pizza hut, since they have a bunch of good deals and fuck paying out the ass for fucking papa johns, and dominos isn't that good in my opinion

really f*cking epic post fellow redditor

Makes a good dip for pineapple-topped pizza.

Pineapplefags are ok I guess
Gott strafe Ranchfags

Get fucked nerd, your own argument was used against you flawlessly.

God. I really love my brother but he has the worst taste sometimes. He said pineapple on pizza is a travesty and there should only be "savory toppings" on a pizza. He's never even tried it too.

i used to think it was gross shit until i actually tried a hawaiian pizza and discovered how well the sweetness works on the pizza

Never have I met a more vile creature than someone that puts ranch on pizza

Y-you're not my regular delivery girl, I'm calling the cops!

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fuck dude I used to order this all the time fuck ham its all about pineapple and jalapenos

>let me censor the word fucking
and you call him a redditor?

>Used to work as a delivery guy at a pizzeria
>Occasionally picked up the phone for orders
>mfw the amount of people asking for Hawaiian pizza WITHOUT pineapple, base pizza WITHOUT cheese (basically fucking bread and tomato sauce for 11 euro) or just not even asking for pizzas and going for the shitty obligatory complements
The abysmal taste some people have.

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>giving a shit about what a britbong has to say on food

One of the things that has always annoyed me about pineapple on pizza and people who order it, is they claim people are too childish to appreciate it, but there is nothing more childish than trying to add as many flavors and food types to meal, it's like a kid an ice cream shop that wants to put everything on his ice cream

Honestly? Spinach is shit tier.

If you really insist on having veg on your pizza, why not some nice sun dried baby tomatoes? Or a few crunchy red peppers? C'mon, user. Step it up. You're not fucking Popeye.

>genuinely delicious food having a balance of the three pillars of flavor that spineless ledditors and other contrarian faggots take potshots at because they see it as a "safe" target to criticize

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frick i'm sorry

>3000 yen for a pie and 2 sodas

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never heard of a ranch pizza. sounds too extreme of a taste for pizza, but ive honestly had a decent pizza of almost any kind before, so it might be possible, but its hard to imagine.
know any details about them? such as strength of the ranches bitterness, or topping to try and counter it?

The Last of Us
Amazing game that faggots with shit taste will shit on

imagine being such a npc that you start forming opinions based on a meme that pineapple pizza is shit I've noticed it time and time again I call out people and they've never even tried it just heard that it sucks

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Pineapple is garbage because you either like it or hate it. And it's not like you can take the pineapples off and the taste goes away. It's still fucking there with all the juice and shit.

spinach is fucking delicious, user
and I already said tomatoes AND onions, and tomatoes, much like you, are a fruit

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fruit-hating amerilards in full butthurt mode

since jalapenos are kept in vinegar, do you use bitter pineapples to match them? or do u match sweet ones to try and counter them?

Typical skub-faggotry

pineapple and pork is the objective best choice because it's the most amount of calories you can get for your money if you get one of those two free topping deals

spinach is great and i'm gonna pull up on you're waifu popeye style

>base pizza WITHOUT cheese

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I find that the "people" who rage about pineapple pizza generally rage about any fruit or vegetable on pizza and are morbidly obese.

just simply f*kin epic. tomatoes are FRUIT bros. and cheese is dairy so the next pizza i make will have yogurt smeared on it. cause its dairy LOL

its odd to call it childish, i agree, but the opposite can be due to having tried everything else, which isnt a "childish" sign, so you're both in the wrong now.

>Pizza Hut
Why do Americans do this?

>pineapple and pork
i meant beef and pork
i'm so fucking tired

Plus tip

Take that back. Snack rolls with cheese, turkey ham and pizza dip are the shit

>Thin slice of Pineapple
That's fine.
>Big disgusting chunks of pineapple
That's fucking horrible.

And this totally depends where you get it from.

Runescape 3

>Historically authentic
>Not accurate

What the fuck is the difference

I never tried to claim superiority for my food tastes like pineapplefags, they must hang now

That's just your opinion

Giving your game difficulty. Plebs will hate it despite it being objectively good for the pizza's taste.

>thicc chunks rather than caramelized slices
>torn slices of cold cuts
domp eet

thats actually an interesting way to use pineapple i havnt thought of before. (its always been big pieces everywhere ive been)

sweet and a blunt to maximize flavor

>those fags that NEED pineapple on their pizza and ruin it for everyone else
>you basically need two pizzas for these types of faggots

Post modernism and forced neo-marxism.

>making a FF7 remake with an action-based battle system
>making a Resident Evil remake without fixed camera angles

Does Ella still works at CA?
I imagine the older staff members must hate her with a passion.

Skyrim is pizza
Modded skyrim is pepperoni pizza.
To take something okay and make something pretty good out of it is the pineapple and the mods

anime mods
people who like either should be lined against the wall and shot

the acids on the pineapple will help you digest the food and it stop you from having heatburns

only faggots dislike pineapple on pizza

Beetroot on/in a beefburger/hamburger. You can't be serious.

>he doesn't like to try new things

>used to get this with pepperoni and stuff crust and he line the stuff crust with pepperoni

Miss that old gramps.

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>Onions
>On a pizza

Unless they're red onions you can fuck right off. Also, all pizza has tomato on it, since they all have a tomato paste smeared all over the base.

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I've never eaten it myself, because the very idea repulses me, but what I've seen is people taking a normal pepperoni pizza and then pouring ranch on it

tomatoes have acid in them genius

>hello sir, here's your order
>1 large pepperoni pizza, 1 large margherita and 1 medium pineapple pizza
>that'll be 40$ plus tip

yakuza 0

Dominos is better

Danganronpa 2

Bloom/dof/motion blur/lens flare/chromatic aberration/film blur/FXAA

>order 3 pizzas for like 5 people
>one asshole always insists one of them needs to be pineapple
>the other 2 pizzas fucking vanish and of course the guy insisting on pineapple also takes liberty to eat from the other 2
>pineapple sits with 6 slices left and no one wanting them

fucking selfish cunts I swear

>tfw favorite place dropped jalopeno completely

>having this much shit taste

I honestly cant see those mixing too well.
It does just sound like mixing two semi extreme tastes together.
But then again, its easier to appreciate the contrast when high, so i guess thats what makes it work.
(It also doesnt help I cant taste Jalapenoes/spicy peppers, I can only taste the vinegar in them, so maybe something else helps balance them out.)

Jalapeños are like anchovies -- fine themselves but overwhelm the taste of anything else.

something's pizzare

wut last time I heard pizza hut was way more expensive for less toppings

This every fucking time.

I was going to say Pineapple on pizza is sort of like a game modded to be exclusively anime.
And you cant mix anime with another style, w/o it clashing, so it really depends on whats all mixed in.

and you cant have both because?

never been to a brazilian steak house?
they do that shit like a kebab, its fucking delicious

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its a wild ride you get spicy and sweet then the smoke giving you that bitter taste at the end

is pineaple on pizza being bad an american thing?

>hates pineapple
>eats clapperoni
checks out

you should know the artstyle

Imagination goes a long way friend. There was one regular that asked for tuna and pineapple over BBQ sauce. To this day I believe he asked two pizzas, one to eat himself and that one to prank one of his friends.

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I have tried dipping pizza into a Catchup/Mayo combo, and if its the right kind of pizza (it was a school made one, that doesnt taste like other pizza) it was perfectly fine.
Though it was unnecessary, and Id rather just have the taste of normal pizza.
But since catchup/mayo mix in a similar way, and BBQ/Ranch also mix in a similar way, maybe its not as crazy as i thought. tomato sauce and ranch are still a tomato/mayo base...
idk, i wouldnt waste the money on it, but if someone offered it for free, id at least try it.

Extra cheese + mushrooms + ham

it's a
>i'm too afraid to try new things and will sooner get irrationally angry about it than try to appreciate the new experience
thing
so yeah

fps on consoles

fun in a game

Denuvo

Jesus do people unironically listen to this

sometimes people are also just that freaky

When they give free DLC. I love pineapple on pizza. Pizza sauce is disgusting rancid vomit and the sweet fruit juice neutralizes the taste and compliments the ham. You guys are weenies.

Something completely inconsequential, an acquired taste so not for everyone, but relatively popular, and that is entirely a matter of taste and choice but that has a culture of being treated like it's the absolute worst thing ever?

Story heavy AAA shooters.

>onions that aren't red on a pizza
what the fuck do you think, who gets white onions on a pizza

shut the fuck up carlos

It FEELS right even though it is wrong. Roman battle ninjas with extra pretentiousness

technically, since america is oddly the country where everything needs to be the default vanilla version of itself.
Its why so many other countries have so much more variety in flavors in drinks/snacks, etc.

but to be fair, we also had much more variety of food types in general, all being rather drastic from eachother in their vanilla state.