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Is this the ultimate vaporware game?
>Release a gameplay trailer
>Release an entire anime to promote the game
>Promote the anime itself
>Anime does pretty good
>Never release the game
Is this the ultimate vaporware game?
Cooper King
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William Young
I wanna fuck those horses.
James Morgan
What's stopping you?
Oliver Morgan
RELEASE KING KAMEHAMEHA ALREADY
Blake Baker
the anime actually bombed op this is why the game was never released.
Jonathan Carter
Dimensional barriers.
Logan Gray
>It anime actually bombed
>Literally topping BD sales
Why would you lie?
Oliver Lewis
MC is mine.
Ian Martinez
>inject cute anime girls into every genre and see what sticks
I love Japan.
Zachary Walker
>only one week
Are you dumb?
Now look a few weeks forward.
Cooper Martinez
The girls being based on actual race horses is neat too.
But not neat because it caused tons of legal trouble and owners got mad people were making porn of their horses
Eli Brooks
>Still in the top ten the next week
>Also not ignoring in the first week it outsold the second highest seller by about 10k
This is far, far, far, from "bombing"
This isn't even bad.
Mason Robinson
>Making owners mad
That's a pro, not a con.
Jaxson Campbell
>getting btfo'd this hard
Jacob Nguyen
It's not a pro when it makes getting the rights to use horse names even harder
Wyatt Lewis
What went right?
Alexander Hernandez
Jacob Smith
Zombie idols > horse idols
David Wilson
The horses are barely idols
They have two concerts in the entire series.
Kayden Sullivan
...
Asher Howard
horse legal issues fucked it for awhile, not entirely sure if that's still the reason but cygames put out princess connect not too long ago and I believe it's doing pretty well. probably just cut their losses and won't formally say the game is canned for a few more years.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Lmao
Owen Cook
It couldn't be helped. They had never expected it to become this popular. Their original mobage was supposed to be something cheaply made and they couldn't release it as such after the anime succeeded way beyond their expectation. Same applies to Zombieland Saga as well.
Michael Smith
I want to sexually FUCK goldship
Jack Brooks
But Zombie Land Saga was never going to have a game.
Cooper Young
Saki and golshi are best girls come at me.
David Cox
Luis Barnes
Isn't that more or less what happened to Kemono Friends, only the first game had come out and died before the anime even aired?
Owen Price
The reason its vaporware is because there are no horse boys.
Gabriel Gray
But I agree
Kayden Hughes
Jesus.
Kevin Butler
Don´t forget that it even got a movie
Anthony Kelly
Recap or original?
Ian Scott
King Jobber is best horsegirl
Anthony Roberts
Christian Thompson
Colton Baker
I loved the horse lore.
Brandon Bailey
and that's a good thing!
They're few-pump comps that can't get anyone off.
John Bell
Brandon Howard
>horse legal issues fucked it for awhile,
Really? It's that bad?
Leo Kelly
i just wanted a fucking horsegirl outfit for Lyria jesus christ it was so cute during the grub campaign
but this one entered some kinda development hell where they decided to apply new tech to it so they had to do it all over
Christopher Murphy
horse owners are weirdly defensive about their horse "intellectual property"
in fact cygames had to come out and ask fans to stop making obscene fanwork of the horses
Jonathan Collins
>Nina
good taste
Charles Anderson
Horse owners tend to be literal boomers
Levi Young
Don't remind me. I never knew I wanted a mobage where we resurrect dead famous people and raise them as zombie idols until the anime was over.
Jack Sanders
>in fact cygames had to come out and ask fans to stop making obscene fanwork of the horses
That didn't turn out well, huh.
Parker Jones
They have to be. Otaku's can get a bit extreme with their obsessions. If one of them decides to sneak in and do something to one of their prized horses, they are out millions of dollars.
Ryan Hughes
Christian Davis
>he likes "horsecock: the franchise"
ayy lmao
Angel Reyes
Don't forget:
>get new mocap equipment
>redo significant portions of the game with 3D models instead of sprites
>still never release it
Michael Morgan
It turned out exactly like cygames knew it would.
William Jenkins
There's nothing wrong with liking Spe-chan's cute horse cock.
Blake Gomez
>He doesn't like horse cocks
Josiah Gonzalez
> 31.03.2017
never
ever
Brody King
Jesus, this looks adorable
Josiah Gomez
I want to rub their ears
James King
>Silly Japs didn't release the game back when I had come into a large sum of money
I would have spent it all on horse girls
Now it's gone.
Kevin Ross
Then go in peace brother
Angel Smith
Holy shit, that's a big horse.
Ian Murphy
This was going to be the only mobage I would play. I'm begining to lose hope.
Lucas Brooks
Yeah.
>game comes out and bombs
>anime was already underway so they just contracted a really cheap studio to phone it in and cut their losses
>it's really shitty 3DCG
>the combination of the so-shitty-it's-surreal-that-this-is-an-official-show 3DCG, japanese kusomemery and the earnest, wholesomeness of the production cause it to absolutely obliterate the rankings
>the show makes tsunamis across the dojin community and starts butting heads with Kancolle, Fate, Touhou, etc. due to the sheer amount of fan content that's being pumped out
>a new mobage is even made
And then Kadokawa shoot themselves in the foot by firing tatsuki due to some bullshit butting heads with Kadokawa's management or Mine Yoshizaki, or something.
Evan Ward
I dropped all my old gacha shit I've been playing for years and kind of want one to pick up to do while I travel and shit, this would be perfect.
Eli Scott
If I win you have to eat all the cheeseburgers tonight user.
Ayden Rodriguez
>"(...)butting heads with Kancolle, Fate, Touhou(...)"
>it's bad, so it's good!
Deluded animal fuckers. expect your bandwaggoning, tax evading """doujin""" artists to soon drop your animal garbage for the next FoTM meme
Juan Bennett
Uma will come out the same day as Starlight English
Hunter Stewart
It's already passed the point of it being FoTM shit
Cooper Turner
>"FoTM"
>aired 2 years ago
user...
Christopher Hernandez
What did the animators mean by this?
Luke Taylor
Pandering to both pregfags and foodfags at the same fucking time while making it just look like light hearted comedy.
Absolute genius
Gabriel James
Ogurin is cute!
Zachary Turner
it's a long ruse. boat fuckers same the same thing, and now the chinks fucked them in the ass.what happened with that victory belles thing?
Isaiah Nelson
>user posts Sachiko dressed as Reimu
>He makes a retarded post
Sasuga retard-kun.
Wyatt Mitchell
Dominic Robinson
>what happened with that victory belles thing?
Turned out to be a scam.
The only "updates" they given over the last year are fanfiction/lore blogpost shit.
Lincoln Jackson
Dumb fat horses.
Chase Ortiz
more horse belly
Eli Smith
Gavin Phillips
>cute fat horses
Fixed.
Liam Mitchell
>Todd Howard gets eaten by a horse.png
Owen Ross
Video games
Jordan Ortiz
Was the anime good? Is it as fucking gay as the other Cygames stuff?
Lucas Davis
>game doesn't release
>no copious amounts of horsecock futa porn
it hurts
Lucas Kelly
That looks pretty good
I don't think it's cancelled, Cygames are just the rare type of company who would rather delay stuff indefinitely than release a piece of shit.
Kayden Robinson
It's pretty basic but far from a soulless cashgrab kind of thing, if you like the type of show it is then you'll like it.
Kevin Barnes
My thoughts exactly.
Josiah Moore
>make anime, mobile game and anime based on one franchise
>they never expected it to become popular
Are you retarded?
Aiden Richardson
Isaiah Long
me
Henry Adams
Not him but you clearly don't understand how CyGames works.
They make all those from the get go, and then are USUALLY all released around the same time.
This isn't a situation where it's like
>(x) comes out, it's popular so we adapted it to (y)
It's a situation of
>Here's an IP, now lets make (x), (y) and (z) at the same time so they cross promote each other
Thomas Ward
Yes and they clearly wanted it to be popular, notice how much marketing was behind it. It had pretty big corporate push
Elijah Diaz
Obviously they want it to be popular dipshit, but that doesn't mean they expected it to be as popular as it got.
The game was going to be a quick cash grab with minimal effort, but since it ended up becoming so popular they actually want to put effort into it, hence the delay.
Sebastian Reed
Cygames loves their cross-promotions. You can almost expect Grea is coming to Dragalia before the year is over.
Isaac Flores
What marketing push? It had some marketing like any franchise would but to say it was some big promotion is a stretch.
Jaxson Perry
I just watch pakatube
Justin Smith
>implying Half Life 3 isn't the king of vaporware
Joshua Brown
Reminder that Umas get lonely sickness. Always have more than one Uma under your care. Unless you want them to get possessive
Connor Butler
What will Japan create next time?
>Famous cars as cute girls
>Famous pro wrestlers as cute girls
>Famous actors as cute girls
>Famous anime studios as cute girls
>etc
Sebastian Garcia
Whelp, I gained a fetish.
Connor Stewart
>ywn it is no longer a mobile game but console release with full blown horsegirl management and racing mechanics.
Isaac Stewart
Hunter Martinez
>print out 2d pic of waifu
>stick my dick straight through
wow that was so hard
Blake Anderson
Still scheduled for early 2019...
Angel Cox
The word you're looking for is stuffing.
Kevin Ramirez
I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Logan Watson
Grass Wonder A SHIT
Ryan Johnson
I dont think you understand how popular horse racing is in Japan
Juan Wood
they should've been all futas and that should've led to a golden age of futa doujins
the fact that there was only 1 or 2 futa doujins after this ended airing has been one of my biggest h disappointments in recent times
Isaiah King
looks promising
John Torres
>453248003
>Uma musume thread
>Doesn't mention the fact that they have a vtuber
youtu.be
Easton Mitchell
I will cut you, motherfucker. Grass is a miracle of cuteness.
Camden Hernandez
She is a beta yandere bitch who cant do SHIT
Parker Perry
She's still working so hard despite the game being vaporware.
God bless Gold Shippu
Gavin Butler
Good.
Ryan Rodriguez
She's a good girl that cares about her friends.
Asher Gonzalez
Yeah, they even remade princess connect so it wasn't a failure anymore
Benjamin Clark
Isaac Wood
Wyatt Parker
>there were only 1 or 2 futa doujins
That's still 1 or 2 too many.
Henry Green
Good try GW but we both know that you commissioned that!
Owen Gonzalez
Carter Diaz
This is why I trust them for Zone of the enders 3
Kayden Jones
>yfw never listen to a futa horse masturbate in the room next to you only for you to see a flood of semen leak through the bottom of the door after they climax
Jack Cruz
God I want Gold Ship to milk me and be smug about it
Matthew Gonzalez
>all these horses
>chooses the autist
Why?
Liam Moore
Good.
Asher Reed
Because she is best!
Ryder Sanders
>tfw no uma gf
I want to die
Hudson Hill
NOT good.
Elijah Long
horse pussy
Ian Martinez
Stop saying horse pussy.
Andrew Reed
No
Colton Phillips
this is literally only because you get some nice goodies in granblue fantasy for redeeming the bonus codes
Alexander Martinez
Henry Scott
I miss my perverted uma buddy. Hope he's doing well.
Isaac Wright
FUTAFAGS OUT
Samuel Morgan
HORSE PUSSY
Isaiah Perry
As opposed to what?
Cygames does that with all their shit.
Mason Price
Cease!
Liam Robinson
Imagine having an uma become yandere for you. Only way to outrun her is via car or anything with wheels.
Mason Price
please no
Isaac Kelly
don't act like you wouldn't
Owen Taylor
I like futafags because they are chill.
Logan Moore
>Motsuaki deleted his art of futa Silent fucking Special
>No futa doujinshi because of this shit
Life is simply unfair.
Thomas Nguyen
fuck do you mean as opposed to what, nigger
people only buy these BDs for the goodies, it's not a debate
Daniel Howard
umas are for hetero vanilla sex only
Dylan Russell
>it bombed!!
>Actually did really well
>W-well it didn't sell for the right reason
Seething.
Cameron Long
do you have it saved? could you link it if you do?
user please, futa x male is male x female sex so it's hetero, even if the futa is fucking the male violently or gently or both tbqh
Camden Robinson
I said vanilla for a reason you tard
Now get your shitty fetish out of my uma thread
Julian Clark
Gold Ship best girl
Charles Fisher
no
Joseph Wilson
I would have but you support futa x male so fuck off.
Aiden Reyes
>my thread
This is MY thread and my threads are pro-futa.
Carson Campbell
Good.
Jacob Diaz
your threads SUCK
Grayson Gutierrez
>work with horses irl
>Not race horses specifically
>Get most of the details most other people would miss.
>Also get the details that wouldn't apply to horses.
The idol parts are retarded but otherwise an average anime without the horse details. Better than expected for mobile trash promotion. Also most owners are business runners and super Jews.
Cameron Rivera
Maybe it's her dorkness, or maybe it's her taller, athletic build with good boobs, or maybe her cute long white hair and dumb hat, but I want to have sexual relations with this autistic horse.
Joseph Torres
Virgin Soul had those too and it bombed hard. Fuck off.
John Young
I'll give them my carrot if you know what I mean
Ethan Ross
That's neither here, nor there. These horses don't have horse pussies.
Justin Martin
Can confirm, love me some futa kemonomimi
Angel Stewart
>Futa, pregnancy, stuffing, and even /ss/
This show has it all
Henry Martin
>Virgin Soul
Never remind me of that garbage ever again.
Henry Flores
i found it, it's not very good imo. the penis is too big and i don't like his art
based and futapilled
Colton Fisher
EL
Hudson Gutierrez
that kemono friends futa doujin by hirame was so nice. i wish he'd would do more. he could make an amazing uma musume futa book
Jose Peterson
>Not one post about BEST girl yet
Luis Garcia
does it really have futa?
Sebastian Myers
No, the joke though is that 99% of the horses featured in the anime are male horses in real life.
Jace Anderson
>look for doujins on sadpanda
>like 9 of them total
What the fuck is this shit?
Brandon Reed
i wonder if she had panties with those ballsack holder-things to match her mask
Joshua Clark
Cute slow, pink donkey.
Michael Price
i see, i understand
are there doujins
Jordan Watson
Aaron Adams
feels good being the 1%
Brody Cruz
This is a good horse. I wish her good luck.
Adrian Mitchell
Biwa!
Henry Gonzalez
no :(
Nicholas Martin
Best girl!
Connor Price
Austin Gonzalez
Too big.
Jace Turner
Creators said pls don't make horse porn
Parker Wilson
>tatsukifags actually believe this
Andrew Hall
>visage quand nobody subbed the ova
shame
Justin Martin
Serious question, when has that ever stopped anyone? I'm sure TPCi would love it if people stopped drawing porn of their characters too.
Christopher Cox
Once in awhile there's mares, but you want stallions for 2 main reasons.
Usually more athletic, motivation.
Stallions can fuck multiple mares, mares give a foal once in awhile.
Also thoroughbred/ jockey club registration only happens if the foal is born from live cover. I.e. no artificial insemination. the stallion has to physically fuck the mare, and you better hope it happens on the first try due to fees and possibly location. Imagine a UK stallion not impregnating a mare in South Africa. Blame people from Kentucky for this autism.
Aiden Stewart
In this case, evidently.
Jonathan Bell
Very cute and slow.
Lincoln Martin
Pls, user....dont make me dream...I might want to play another game ever again after that!
Caleb Parker
Oh and a stallion that wine a triple crown is worth millions, possibly billions in horse pussy fees. But if he gets injured and can't mount fuck a mare without assistance, then he's worthless since AI isn't allowed.
Easton Wilson
>Fucking paper
Faggot, and watch out for paper cuts.
Nathan James
John Edwards
I presume it is stuck in licensing hell because the owners of the horses get butthurt over little things. There was one guy who was angry that his horse seemed like too much of a dyke in the anime and thought it would effect peoples view of his horses breeding value.
Thomas Rodriguez
>SILENT IS CUTE! CUTE!
>Owner fucking fuming because his horse is masculine.
Levi Wright
Post more fat horses.
Jacob Sanchez
Lots of rich Japanese men who throw money at horses similar to Sheiks. If they're USA or UK breeders though, then religious or conservative values may be involved. What do gun manufacturers think of girls Frontline?
Andrew Wood
Those are some big Uraras.
Kevin Jones
Grayson Gray
What's with you and fat horses?
Jaxson Hughes
He said horses, not cows.
Jonathan Ross
I literally just found out I like them
Daniel Barnes
Big hair!
Josiah Perez
>skirt opens on the side
WEW
Andrew Murphy
My condolences.
Carter Walker
>tfw you will never befriend an old uma who believes that she is past her prime and never won a race when she was in it
>tfw you will never get her back into running
>tfw you will never get her into a race
>tfw she will never show those young bitches up despite her age
>tfw she will never win a championship due to your coaching
>tfw she will never propose to you after her championship win
Ryder Smith
rude
Kevin Wilson
Why live
Josiah Taylor
>Want to milk Scarlet
>Unsure if I should start with her breasts or her penis
Xavier Sullivan
>she'll never ride you daily after marriage
Isaac Rivera
moo
Henry Baker
Well don't stop, you gave it to me.
Camden Hernandez
i'm sure she'd be fine with either
Kevin Reed
>She will never give you healthy and strong uma daughters despite her age
Zachary Campbell
>Anons don't know that race horses don't know how to turn off their need for speed even when retired.
This is why they have trouble finding homes. She'll love you as long as you take her in and feed her. Lay off the grain though, she'll just get fat and founder if she's not competing. Y'all doubt want her fat and foundered, do you?
Hudson Gutierrez
>that hair
>that skirt
Oh god oh jesus.
Aaron Martinez
>ywn get to fuck that horse pussy
Benjamin Williams
Anthony Phillips
Andrew Lopez
Josiah Reed
>Not constantly breeding with your horse so they're too busy to worry about going fast
Jose Mitchell
Blake Campbell
Won't that just mean they'll go fast on you and break your pelvis?
Brody Brown
Jaxson Taylor
What the fuck was her problem.
Noah Martinez
Leo Mitchell
John Martinez
Some horses aren't slutty. Some are extremely slutty. I took care of an old thoroughbred mare who was incredibly slutty even when she wasn't in heat. Liked messing with the colts especially.
Brody Lopez
John Kelly
Anthony Morris
>even horses enjoy /ss/
Kayden Scott
Tyler Moore
This is true irl unless you know the proper way of rIding her.
Ryder Long
Leo Gray
Nicholas Williams
The JRA is serious business. That's one business you don't fuck with in Japan.
Elijah Diaz
the dick knows user. the dick always knows (especially hers tbqh)
Evan Wilson
Most racehorses race at two years of age. True adulthood is 3-5 years if age, slower if pony or draft.
Camden Davis
>What do you mean "Where's the dick? You're such a moron
Wyatt Clark
Do you know how many times I've seen people get dickslapped by stupid horses and lack of preparation? The dick doesn't know anything.
Adam Flores
Jaxon Gutierrez
Don't lie to me, I've seen it
Chase Morgan
Jonathan Collins
Amazon should be constantly mounting other umas
Jordan Mitchell
Colton Hall
That'd be pretty GAY
Michael Nelson
John Cox
Do you want to get a visit from the Yakuza? Because that's how you get one.
Lincoln Williams
She just feels a need to spread her seed.
Dylan Scott
Why is Scarlet so cute? Cutest cow!
Easton Cruz
It's a display of dominance.
Parker Gonzalez
Isn't she one of the only female horses?
Samuel Jackson
Ayden Robinson
What the fuck was her problem?
Daniel Nguyen
One of the few.
Ethan Reed
That's the thing.
All the male horses are girls, all the girl horses are futanari.
Angel Diaz
Anime girl with anime personality.
Ryan Davis
I want to make Scarlet a broodmare.
Jose Hughes
Horny little faggot that got beat out sexually by a carrot
What a radical world
Jackson Brooks
>my two favorite umas are female
feels good man
Aaron Torres
I'm surprised there isn't a lot of crossover porn between this and MLP
Ian Martin
???
Sebastian Johnson
Moo!
Cameron Lopez
Lots of mlp artists can't draw and animu girls and vice versa.
Camden Hughes
It's fucking retarded. Next time they will make games about what if the parliamentary is full of sexy girls.
Asher Price
Indeed.
Ian Watson
>No season 2 until after game releases
>Game releases never
Suffering
Matthew Bennett
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mason Edwards
>original PV is three (3) years old this month
>last game trailer was July last year
At least the game looks nice for a phone game.
youtube.com
Jordan Mitchell
Evan Baker
I know too much about horses to care about umas. Holy shit I fucking hate horses.
Ryder Robinson
>tfw I'll never see Festa unless this miraculously gets a S2
Kill me pete
Josiah Reed
Meh I thought the last couple few episodes of uma musume were disappointing, zombieland saga did better
Carson Parker
Where did the horse piss and shit all over you then kick you in the shin to make you hate them?
Isaac Wright
I had to clean the stalls, and that's enough for me.
Landon Jackson
They're waiting so they can release it across all regions simulataneously, right?
Carter Perez
Noah Wright
PUFFY
Noah Cox
This was great, thanks.
Charles Edwards
post more umas
Carson Ramirez
James Taylor
I like until she opens her mouth.
Brayden Phillips
Mermaid Idols (and Theatre owners) > Both
Ryan Adams
Aw shit, someone who has correct opinions.
Zachary Baker
When dimensions collide.
Liam Hill
>Mermaids
>Legs
What is this bullshit?
Asher Peterson
I like her even more after that!
Carter Fisher
That sad look in her eyes, she knows she'll never be a cute 2D.
Ryder Bell
It's special powder that they need to use if they want to go on land for special items. The loli in the middle isn't normally a loli, but it affected her differently and made her small(er).
James Brown
cute as hell
Noah Barnes
>she knows her hair is dry, she's aging, veins popping out, and she will never be that cute or pretty.
Connor Martin
Horses always look sad. Probably because they smell like piss all the time.
Ian Myers
Where do you think the expression "long face" when describing someone who looks sad comes from?
Nathan James
Guys, my uma found me hanging out with another girl, what do?
Jace Roberts
Ayden Campbell
Offer the girl up to your Uma so that she can kick the girl to death and restore your trust.
Joshua Nguyen
>Special Week literally died during the airing of the show
Carter Williams
Show her the bankrolls from dispensing your semen.
Christopher Lewis
>Her VA got to see him before he died
Nathan Morales
they knew, didn't they.
Blake Reyes
Cygames assassinated Special Week for publicity
Henry Gomez
>have successful career
>retire at a young age
>life of happiness, eating, and women
>become the cute girl
>meet the sound of your cute girl
Lived the life.
Lucas Stewart
I guess he really was, special.
Blake Cruz
Would you suck a horse's long face?
Dominic Gutierrez
I LOVE TEIO
Jace Barnes
>2 years between the first trailer to the anime
>2 years from the anime to the game
They're in it for the long haul. You wouldnt understand the mastermind strategy of Cygames.
Noah Scott
Brody Ortiz
Shes super competitive and enthusiastic!
Charles Ramirez
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand horses without horse pussy.
Camden Sanchez
This is my wife please be nice to her
Brayden Sanders
Yes