User! Pause that game, dinner is ready!

Didn't they say that slowpoke tail has no nutritional value unless i'm wrong then yes i'm a fucking retard. faggot

Not him either but I instantly connected the dots, you guys are just underage.

Pretty sure you're underage considering how much you obsess over age.

Weren’t they candied? I could’ve sworn it was like a sweet treat, not like a barbecue.

only 1 tail i'd eat

and by tail i mean tohru's vagina. I want to pleasure her sexually with my mouth because i like the way vaginas smell and taste, and in doing so, my nose would be in close proximity with her vagina, sampling her pheremones and womanly scent, and my tounge in direct contact, actively tasting the flavor of her vaginal mucus that appeals to me via the context of modesty being thrown aside to please someone you care about, thus filing me with feelings of being accepted and loved by someone i find attractive.

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what a shitty thread

>anyone who never liked that pokeyman faggotry is automatically underage

The only people who say that are slowpoke hugging hippies. There are pokedex entries and recipes in later games that prove how hearty and delicious slowpoke tails are for the entire family.

Like, I agree, but when you put it like that it makes me wish you were dead.

MOM I TOLD YOU I CAN'T PAUSE FORTNITE

Does it grow back or are Rocket Grunts killing Slowpoke like the Chinese do with shark fin?

Guess i'm no genie, because i'm alive and well brother.

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Yes, that's what I'm saying.

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I would rather take your tail into my mouth mum. om nom nom slurp slurp garble garble

There were Slowpokes around town without tails that were still living, I don’t think it ever states if they grow back or not. So they just took the tails and left the rest.

Is this really living?

Dude, even my brother who is a literal Chad, football player, always with women, named Chad chad, has a collection of original pocket monster cards and got me into pokemon. Hell he even got excited and made me drive him around when Pokemon Go came out so he could get pokemon on the way to places. You really have to try to be an outcast to not be in pokemon a little bit

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then i got one one more question what do they taste like?

I know a guy named chad who is the antithesis of chadliness. But I agree with you, Pokemon is a global phenomenon you have to try really hard to be contrarian to avoid it.

Wtf I hate Team Rocket now

I'm 32, but I haven't played Pokemon in decades.
I'm thinking the both of you may be underage for being able to recognize something from a kids' game immediately.

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I'm 26, haven't played Pokemon since Gen 5, and I know about Slowpoke tails, mister "decades", it was from fucking Gen 2, and it was a huge part of gen 2. If you played Gen 2, you'd instantly recognize Slowpoke tails. If you didn't recognize OP's image, you didn't play the game.

That is all.

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son it’s time to stop

Slowpoke tails
Roselia tea leaves
steenee cunny
Combee honey

What are other pokefoods?

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The argument was that even though it doesnt hurt the slowpoke, its still inhumane because it robs them of the chance to evolve and its also their primary feeding tool, they use them to fish. Considering slowpoke tails become something of a staple food later on it can be assumed they can grow back, which makes sense because they use it as bait. It'd be dumb to have a tail that tasted delicious to everything and not have it grow back if it gets chomped off by a sharpedo or something

Miltanks are literal dairy cows. Pidgeys and other common flying pokemon probably get turned into edible meat.

Only kids know what Pokemon are lol

This has never been true since I was in elementary school, and it's still not true now that you are.