am i the only one irrationally frightened by these? please tell me im not alone.
*ruins your experience*
Jeremiah Hernandez
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Nathaniel Roberts
please?
Benjamin Hill
Imagine a headcrab JUMPING ON YOUR FACE BOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jack Stewart
the only headcrabs that you should worry about are the fast ones
don't worry about the poison headcrabs because at that point you're already dead out of sheer terror
Owen Gonzalez
The mawmen are worse, especially the fast ones
Nolan Martin
Why did they ruin them so much in HL2, bros?
Luis Myers
tfw Half-Life dead
Noah Sanchez
I've always thought they're really cute.
Incredibly dangerous too, of course, but still damn cute.
Andrew Flores
Jayden Brooks
How does a crab even latch to a persons head? Unless it's by surprise or in his sleep or something, any normal human could defend itself by just grabbing this thing and tossing it away or something.
Cameron Richardson
FUCK HALF LIFE IT RUINED GAMING FOREVER
IM GLAD IS DEAD SO ZOOMERS WILL NOW PLAY REAL FPS LIKE DOOM OR DUKE
Carson Butler
>he posted it again
Elijah Martinez
It's alright OP, I'm here.
Got into that one house on a roadside in Half Life 2, turned around and there was a poison headcrab zombie two inches from my face.
Didn't play the game since. Probably won't play Half-Life ever again.
Andrew Mitchell
>Smod's super kamikaze headcrabs
Caleb Long
ZOOMER GARBAGE PLAY DOOM OR QUAKE
Christopher Lee
they didn't
Noah Peterson
they have pincers to impale themselves on your shoulders and their mouths have teeth so they can grip you really firmly. They also probably have chemicals to make you weaker or more docile.
Landon Davis
Xavier Brooks
bad fps see
Henry Anderson
yes lol
Caleb Watson
Noah Gonzalez
thank you user, poison zombies / headcrabs are the worst
Justin Morgan
Doesnt anyone else find it odd how an alien from another world evolved specific traits to prey on humans...? (Organisms that do not naturally exist in Xen)
I hope someone was fired for that blunder
Leo Jenkins
how does it feel that you shitty fps its not liked by doom, quake, unreal and other school fps fans?
must suck knowing your fps is considered the one that ruined the genre forever?
Ryder Scott
Plus don't forget they have a squid beak inside their mouth that cracks open the very top of your head and assimilates your motor functions.
Kayden Hall
?
Ryan Bailey
>453237583
How based and red-pilled
Daniel Wood
subhuman
Isaiah Gonzalez
Why is they first instinct to make you dress a lab coat before anything?
Ryder Sanchez
>453239638
>he replied even when I didn't give him a (you)
dnegel
Elijah Campbell
YOUR GAME IS GARBAGE COMPARED TO DOOM
Hudson Sanchez
funny considering most doom, quake and unreal left those games after half life's release. even now, when some of those games are back (doom, because UT and quake are dead), they play like a half life game. with first person storytelling, mute character, etc. seethe harder.
Sebastian Perry
RULES OF NATURE
Jackson Johnson
nigga, fuck you
Jeremiah Brooks
nu-doom and doom 3 sucked because the hl influence. imagine my shock, hlnigger.
Ian Moore
>fast vortigaunt zombie
imagine the terror
Sebastian Allen
The HL2 ones creep me out more. They look squidgy.
Nathan Campbell
Perfection
Chase Richardson
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Jordan Clark
It's not, they had the coats because they were inside the lab when shit got wrong
Ryder Nguyen
>finding one of those fuckers in the middle of a firefight
Jayden Bell
>Gordon can't get headcrabbed
literally made these enemies completely worthless, even the poison ones aren't scary as you can hear them mewling a mile away.
Luke Carter
im still scared of the poison zombies, which is funny considering that on their own they are nearly completely harmless to everything except your ammo counter
Grayson Gonzalez
>that one guy in the thread that could not enjoy DmC because it's not Double Dragon
I feel for you, man. Must be hard living with your mental condition.
Dylan Thompson
>tfw HL1 was the first FPS I could play as a kid without getting motion sickness
>tfw I get so immersed that I start subconsciously dodging headcrabs irl whenever they jumped at me
This game was full of soul.
David Smith
>Garry's Mod Zombie Survival
>Old base got decimated
>Now a runaway but got out safely
>found a good hiding spot
>mfw i hear zombie moans and screams outside
Easton Cruz
>hl1 was my first fps
THE ABSOLUTE STATE HLNIGGERS your series ruined doom
Oliver Scott
A scientist did do that in HL1, he caught a head crab in the air and punted it away, problem is that they like to surprise attack people so once they dig their claws in and their teeth/beak get a hold, you probably only have a seconds to kill it/tear it off along with your scalp before it penetrates the skull
Joshua Diaz
Some of them should have at LEAST had hard hats. They technically were working in a construction environment.
Colton Turner
>that one guy doing autistic screeching in the thread to try and get noticed cause his half life shitpost thread is a sinking ship
Funniest shit I've seen this week.
Aaron White
>i i cant refute the arguments. YOU ARE STUPID
Ethan Rodriguez
BECUASE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
John Kelly
I don't find them scary but they feel like shit to fight. HL2 in general is pretty bad with hit feedback but headcrabs are the worst.
Michael Long
I'd find it funnier if he wasn't so pathetic tho. I guess age has really softened me. I can't help but feel sorry for him.