Why don't games have good crafting mechanics anymore?

I've opened one. The bottles are actually fairly badly made, the caps are overtightened and often the liquid leaks a little into the crannies and hardens to basically glue it down. Additionally, the wrapper on the lower part is so loose that it slides around the surface and makes it impossible to get a grip.

That said it only ever took a half second longer to open, I can't imagine even a 10 year old struggling this hard

I'm going to guess that this machine was made for the purpose of old people who have trouble opening bottles.

eckz dee

will they invent something that lets you inject onions straight into your veins?

why the fuck would u drink soý

what the fuck is wrong with his wrist? his ulna is sticking out way too much

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I want to say it's specifically for this product. Twist caps for bottled drinks aren't exactly difficult to get off, but someone posted a screencap of some redditors complaining that trying to open these bottles hurt their wrist and tore open their skin.

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does old people could hold this machine's weight?

The superpower granted by s-y.

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Based Stonetoss poster.

I have literally never seen onions in any store ive gone to. Ive been to tops, they don't have it. Ive been to wegmans, like the best one east cost, they don't carry it. Must be a homo west coast thing. Does it even taste good? What is the fucking appeal?

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Fags sure are something else.

>his 2 husbands and their 2 boyfriends
how does shit like this even happen

from what i heard these onions bottles are hard to open and the label isn't glued onto the bottle making it shift around when you twist.

>my boyfriend who is HIV+

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What's up with his arm? Is this for people with physical disabilities?

those arent the hands of an old man. those are soi hands of a young soi boi. so weak he cant even open a bottle to receive a vegan friendly goo.

I'm sure that's completely the bottle's fault and not the fact that HE HAS HIV

Fucking raptor pinky

It's definitely a California thing.
That's where all of these subhumans live.

Look at that hand. This isn't even funny anymore

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1 year of mandatory physical labor for every man and woman as soon as they turn 18.

>from what i heard these onions bottles are hard to open
yeah if you're a soi gargling cock sucker

90 year old grannies can open a fucking bottle by themselves, is this what the liquid vegan diet does to the human body?

There isnt much visual difference between how he draws men and women but goddamn I wanna fuck that girl.

i think you can order them only online. The appeal is that they're a food "supplement" and they cover basically every nutrient you need for the day in one bottle of liquid poo. That's why they're all so popular amongst silicon valley fags, you don't have to eat anymore

>my boyfriend
huh, he looks like a normal person
>his two hus-

I've torn the skin on my fingers a few times opening bottles of Lipton ice tea
Though that's more me being a retard and closing them really fucking tight.

wtf is wrong with his everything.

Burgers?

is onions milk as bad as onions? just asking because I like how this one brand of basedmilk taste so I buy a small bottle for me every so often but seeing people like this is making me reconsidered

>What do you mean I have AIDS, how did this happen?

>his 2 husbands and their 2 boyfriends
I thought women were supposed to be the thots?

>the absolute state of n*ntencucks

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>I like how this one brand of basedmilk taste so I buy a small bottle for me every so often

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so that mean i can lose weight but im gonna end up loosing mostly muscle mass and my testosterone level. i prefer to stay as a fatass

people on here overplay how bad sóy is for you, onions milk is fine but it tastes like hot garbage, i'd rather say you should get yourself almond milk if you are in the search of an milk alternative

i work at a local restaurant and the big 10lb boxes of coke/pepsi/ect have the caps screwed on so fucking tight you have to use pliers to get them off

i remember this faggot, this is his "relationship constellation" fucking mental illness

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How do you even go trough live with the physical strength of a toddler? Don't vegans carry groceries or some other shit around at least once a week or stack crates for some shitty part time job? I'd imagine even a Starbucks job has you lifting heavy stuff from time to time

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>Does it even taste good?
Take a guess. Soi tastes like a sai bean, nothing else.
Why do you think all soi milk heavily artificially flavoured, usually with chocolate taste? Because it is disgusting.

The royal sign of inbreeding

They’re alright
I was drinking them in the mornings as a breakfast but I was shooting for 1000 calories a day and 400 in the morning made the budgeting a bit tight

>My boyfriend
>His two husbands
>Their two boyfriends
How the actual fuck can people live like this?

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My wife used to buy vegetarian milk replacements and they all don't taste good, s-y probably being the worst. That said, these s-y drinks from oppic are flavoured and perhaps not as bad.

it's hard to find a bottle opening review from anyone who isn't so yeah

>Don't vegans carry groceries or some other shit around
No, they order it online.

i think user's point is that a device like this already existed for 90+ geezers but the homo soieticus needs it because he has the physical fitness of a hospice patient

You could honestly just get the nutrient sludge that coma patients get at this point. It's probably healthier too

>those shitty wrists
thank god I started working out

Nintendo fanboys are the bottom of the totem pole, fucking scumbags and fuck melee and all melee players. Faggots

1000 calories a day?
RIP hungry skeleton

>I like how this one brand of basedmilk taste
let me guess, artificially flavoured?

with gays? yes. they can't be in monogamous relationships, in less than a year they want to ride another cock, i mean what else can they do? they can't procreate so they either find other dicks or get into more degenerate fetishes

What is wrong with this guy's fucking hand?!

>BACK TO FORMULA?

i fucking love these comics

post the one with tits and ass shaking hands

problem is that we still don't know what Sóylent does to the human body in the long term, i wouldn't trust any food supplements because the word play on the movie Sóylent Green is just haunting. Going the Pascatarian route is probably way better

In awe at the size of this lad.

*sips*
NEXT TIME, GADGET!
NEXT TIME!!

What are some body horror games?

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Gay men 100% sluts and will fuck with anyone of their first meeting in the toilet or suck your cock. Why do you think 99% of them have HIV?

>London
every time

Almond is okay, but I would personally opt for milk without lactose.

So without the armchair philosophy, this is basically the male equivalent of the duckface, the "it distorts features so I can look silly without having to look genuine", but how the fuck did it become that?

I get why duckface is what it is, it's like a kissing face. But why this open mouth thing?

That fucking expression shift looked so involuntary, goddamit.

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Are you androgynous?

And here I was thinking all these grocery delivery services were aimed at frail, elderly people and not fucking vegans with brittle, birdlike appendages

Opposite actually, fatass trying to not be quite so fat

I'm not lactose intolerant so I can chug gallons of milk, almond milk tastes like shit tho and that goes for vanilla and delactosed milk

How about you just life weights and eat real meals while while maintaining a 2000 kcal a day diet, you fat fuck. Quit being a fat sack of bitch and change your life today.

Isn't that just a roundabout way of saying "gay orgy"?

>1000 calories a day
you were trying to loose weight?

dead space

Alright how the heck am I supposed to get adequate plant based protein without Onions? I'm allergic to peanuts by the way. And dont say "hurr meat"

Vegans
Though I'm not sure why they go with soi over nutmilk

Its fucking too slow, looks too fragile and complicated for old people. where are the small simple bottle openers made of heavy durable stainless steel? this thing looks specifically made for soilent bottles

Insect

meat

I think last time I looked into it, a shot of that thing was equivalent to having a yogurt and a loaf of bread for extra carbs.

to bad i dont eat anything that come from the sea. just cant stand it for some reason. just like how i dont eat mushroom

>plant based protein
Why? Just eat meat or milk based protein products.

youtube.com/watch?v=i_4guwkkx7M&t=

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thats the onions claw.

it's probably the pet project of some silicon valley engineer for reddit upvotes

I honestly don't know I never checked for the details, all i care is that it tastes good

why not try nuts? deez nuts bitch

I thought about making this kinda of invention, except smaller and it would be used instead to pop pimples and white heads

I order everything online nowadays, it's actually cheaper and faster than driving back and forth or taking the bus.

it's supposed to be funny i guess?

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GAYMERS RISE UP

Enjoy your heart disease.

Cow protein is plant-based.

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Just grow some meat out in the fields bro. It's easy.
You can also make coats and glue from the leftovers, how fucking amazing.

What the fuck is going on with his hand lmao

What's wrong with pride parades? Nintendo also does them as well as every major company.

Gay men are far far worse, you see the only thing keeping male sexuality in check is supposed to be women (that has unhinged quite a bit lately)

but gay men have no such gatekeeper, so they fuck like rabbits, that's how the spread of AIDS went from like 5 people who came from Africa to what it is now.

I'M GENUINELY EXCITED PLEASE BELIEVE ME
THAT MEANS MY LIFE IS EXCITING
I CAN COMMUNICATE THIS EFFECTIVELY ON SOCIAL MEDIA

1000 calories a day is terrible for losing weight because you'll just feel hungry all the time and put your body into starvation mode. Regular exercise combined with a diet is the only way you'll lose and maintain weight loss. Exercise burning between 300~700 calories a day while maintaining a 2000 kcal diet and you'll lose weight while gaining muscle. You can drink this onions shit and still gain muscle while losing weight.

>another /pol/ thread
Shame, i was really looking forward to, you know, actual game discussion about making stuff in game

>makes it impossible to get a grip.
I hate when this happens

Just go to gym and not be obese faggot.

>But why this open mouth thing?
to suck as many cocks as possible. just take a look at western soibois.

Massive strain from holding up the bottle

its an infomercial product

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RznShthNcz0

>@zucced
gee I'm sure this isn't a troll account

I imagine the gaping mouth is supposed to show shock or excitement? I'm pretty sure I made similar expressions when I saw those webms of parasitic worms squirming out of tiny spiders. I just don't know why these people open their mouths so wide though.

more like /ck/, making fun of retards isn't a specific /pol/ trait

besides the fact that they've become just tourists attractions and no longer represent the real message that was behind it? people on Yea Forums are stupid and think that those floats are anything other than just a huge marketing gag

>i wouldn't trust any food supplements because the word play on the movie Sóylent Green is just haunting
This
What the fuck were they thinking with that name?

that what im currently doing, i started to walk everyday and now im trying to find a way to eat less by finding a cheap and easy diet that would make me feel full

He looks just like the soijack. Was soijack modeled after him?

seems counter-intuitive, they'd likely be dead before it's done

Just eat fucking meat.
Is this seriously what a lack of protein does to you?

meat, eggs, fish and dairy
plant-based protein doesn't do shit for you

>still ingesting "food" like a caveman

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>1000 calories a day
This is never a good idea.

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all soi bois looks the same even non whites.

It's how monkeys express subservience to the alpha male. They are saying "Don't hurt me, I'm not a threat". At least that's the darwinian explanation. It can be "Insert cock here" for all I know.

youtube.com/watch?v=m0Xm9tLdTx8
guess Mr. Jones could need one

>and put your body into starvation mode
Stopped reading there. Liberal nonsense to keep people fat.
t. fasting master race lost 65 lbs in 5 months so far

>nut milk

>cheap
>buys overpriced branded soidrink
At least go and boy soi "meat", you can cook it with vegetables or as any other dish with real meat and it is cheap as fuck.

>2800 cal daily

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This thread has nothing to do with video games

>Soi
>Gay
>Weak
>hiv+
This cant be real

i once did a 400 kal a day for a week,
never again. and i only lost 7 pounds and regain them the next week

Welcome to Yea Forums

sorry but unlike you I'm not a fucking murderer

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>only 2 scoops
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON
What the fuck is with those macros?

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Why do they look like Jojo characters

Meat is the fucking reason mankind is even this intelligent. The fats and proteins are what allowed our brains to evolve, increasing intelligence over millennia. Your ability to survive on plant garbage is a modern phenomenon thanks to our overabundance of food. But guess what? That doesn't make it a smart alternative considering you have to eat considerably more plant matter to match the protein content of meat and eggs.

Eat meat and stop being a faggot. There's a reason predators are always more intelligent than their prey.

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>zucced
this is fake

I was just about to say that S-ylent could be a good Food Ration. Then I read it has a shelf life of around 2 months. What garbage.

>what is a fridge

I'm something of a carrier myself

absolute unit

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Didn't they remove the onions from onions years ago? It just uses whey, oils, and a bunch of other weird vitamins and shit.

remember tribes? i miss raindance

This is why you don't get attached to them

seething libtards

The powder form has a huge shelf-life, do they not sell that shit anymore? I used to mix some for lunch when I had to go in at my shit IT job at like 7am.

>crafting mechanics
>good

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Cool story, paper pusher. 2800 is a spartan diet for men with REAL jobs.

eat a bag of peanuts and die you goddamn cuck

why use a fridge for meme onions gruel when you can just use it to store actual food?

if it could be used as a survival food then at least its something

Chicken protein is vegan as well.

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REMINDER ONIONS WAS CREATED BY A LITERAL WHO IN A LITERAL GHETTO
>youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg

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>soilent corrects to onions too
well that's confusing, I thought it corrected to basedlent

Gays being mentally ill is not a meme.

Grains and legumes have complimentary amino acids. Rice + lentils for example covers your bases.

1000 calories a day is low, what are you gay??

>you don't turn you pop it
Somebody explain further, do i have to squeeze the lid on the sides or something? Because i always gripped and turned them hard

t. fatass

Cows are like dogs, very nice creatures

cows are CUTE

Also, tasty.

it's too low, that's what he's saying

58 lbs here, fasting is fucking godly.

That shows aesthetic is very flamboyant

Memes aside, is there actually anything wrong with soilent? Eating is such a pain in the ass I'd rather just mainline all the shit I need into my body as easily as possible.

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I saw it for the first time at Walmart the other day. They keep it on one of the grocery aisles instead of with the milk like you'd expect.

Do they expect me to also actually lift the onions to my lips?
Big design flaw if you ask me

You're 100% right

Then become a murderer. Save the animals, eat people.

>Eating meat makes you fat
The absolute fucking COPE from the proteinlet. It's called a controlled intake, skeleton boy. Do you eat veggies because you can't stop stuffing your face?

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RENT FREE

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Isn't soiboi like four years old at this point?
Wouldn't even have heard of this shit if not for the memes and few people want to stop eating meat anyways

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They can't fucking help it.

probably not

If it really has all your daily nutritional and macro needs, I don't see a problem with it. The only issue I can I think of is the potential side effects of making your body shift to a liquid-only diet.

>basedboy has bigger wrists than me

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Hurr meat and beans my guy.

>Will have an underdeveloped/atrophied jaw
>Will fuck up his gut microbiota
>Will have an atrophied digestive tract
>Will shit liquid instead of satisfying logs

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you forget the part when what they sell as onions its not the original plant but a laboratory product stripped of all the nutrients it has for the benefit of mass production and so its so cheap and theres so much that they make the cheapest shit for the lowest price, that why you found onions in everything today

thats impossible. there are 5'3 japanese men with bigger hands and wrists

how does your shit look when all you eat is liquid

Do you like having diarrhea daily?

They're faggots, granny. Faggots.

Dunno, does it have a decent amount of fiber in it? Also even if meals were available in pill form I'd probably still eat conventional meals where possible since cooking and eating is such a primal pleasure in life.

What does onions even taste like? i refuse to touch the stuff

Oh my fucking God, my heart.

>drinking liquid goo
oh yeah try living your whole life on it then post results in 25 years from today