What games besides dark souls 2 have well made insect/spider infested levels?

Tseldora is kino.

that's more gross, ill give you that..
but that bug is not more gross than the frog/toad does something similar.
bugs are odd enough that this kind of stuff comes off more curious than gross

nioh

If there is one species on the planet that deserves to be exterminated is insects

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what does it feel like?

Nioh got insect level?
I had doubts about buying it, but you actually did a good job at convincing me, mate

Imagine smashing it with your cock.

That's kinda hot desu

Hollow Knight

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What games let me impregnate my waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8

>tfw deepnest with headphones

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>comments disabled

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Nioh had and it was really good.

I squished a hunstman spider a few weeks ago and a big worm came out of it wriggling around. It was outside during the middles of the day so I got a stick and just flung it out into the heat to die. Apparently it's pretty common for spiders to get these worms in them. They slowly eat their internal organs, starting with the sex organs and eventually make the spider thirsty so it seeks out a pool of water for the worm to lay its eggs into.

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Still grosses me out

is this where Turkish bread comes from?

>Being queen is not picnic either! How would you feel about having to give birth every ten seconds for the rest of your life?
Insects were a mistake

didn't thief have spider levels?

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worm btfo

come on now this is awful

Demon's Souls giant ticks in valley of defilement 5-1

wtf is this
prob tighter than ur mom

jesus christ i would lose my shit

thicc

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I dont remember giant ticks for some reason

the size of this lad

poor spider

Legit question : wtf do those even prey on when their isn't a retarded human available ?
I can understand small leeches feeding stealthy, but a even a fucking crocodile would feel this one.

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user, ask yourself this and think real hard about it.
What the fuck would a crocodile do if it realizes and knows theres a leech on it?

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is this for health or what? I've heard some people use leeches for better blood circulation in limbs but this boi isn't too big for that?

Eat it ?

How?

Crocodiles are extremely fucking dense.

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Saw a dude in the Philippines swallow one of these whole cause the "help circulation". I love how they feel on your hand.

This gave me an erection, am I too far gone?

>health
>he is fat af
He is doing it because he is a gross POS that likes posting shit on the internet.

Their saliva acts as an anticoagulant, helps to relieve stagnant blood in certain injured areas, I think.

Can you just pull it off?

Bite it off?

You mean autistic

>tfw webms don’t work on iphone in chrome

Feels good for once

And how the fuck is it going to reach it to bite it?

how is that one croc even alive? it just got it's arm ripped off, and if you notice his other arm is also a nub too. how can he even move fast enough to get food when he has no arms?

That's Vlad you fucking zoomer tourists

Get another crocodile to eat it?

>Crocodile looks at the nigga who just ate his arm
This is a great webm

Really Frank?

>Entomology major.
>Shit like this still freaks me the fuck out.

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>The Amazon Giant Leech is quite possibly the world’s largest blood sucking leech. They have quite a lot of competition for this title with the 700 to 1000 other species of leeches, but this is fairly impressive. It belongs to the Phylum Annelida and the Family Glossiphoniidae, meaning that it is a jawless freshwater leech that can grow to 450 mm (17.7 in) in length and 100 mm (3.9 in) in width. They live from the mouth of the Amazon river north to Venezuela and the Guianas. An adult is a greyish-brown colour, as opposed to juveniles, which do not have a uniform colour, but rather a noncontinuous stripe and patches of colour.

dude smuggled it in for the lolz

>. how can he even move fast enough to get food when he has no arms?
they literally throw food in his mouth

>I can understand small leeches feeding stealthy

Or literally doing nothing while some retarded fish just sits there and lets them eat it.

We're dealing with brains the size of rabbit droppings here.

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The way crocodiles do.
Everyone bite randomly until something not heavily-armored enough goes *scrunch*.

I'm not wrong

Did one of them just eat the others hand?

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Learn to walk on 2 legs and be alpha as fuck

lol nigga just swim away
poor fish

God I wish I was a termite king so I could fuck hyper thicc insect puss all day

You do realize that these snails can paralyze you?

Leeches can be used as siphon tools to drain poisoned blood.
For example if you play with venomous snakes all day or one bit you go to infirmary and get a leech.

Isn't that snail the one that is venomous enough to kill humans ?
That fish was probably already heavily poisoned.

>this thread
How do Christians explain God making these abominations?

Yeah
Fat fuck won't even move 2 meters to get that meat, but will do a fucking 720° no scope to make sure to chomp away his mate's arm.

i just saw it kek

Does this have a sting or something, or is it just toxic enough that the fish will eventually die once it's inside?
I kinda want to put my dick into this.

this.

I'm pretty sure cone nails inject some sort of paralyzing poison before swallowing the fish.

Pic related. Vore fetish is a curse

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Disconcerting how planet Earth has seen the extinction of billions upon billions of different species, while the one whose only directive in life is BITE EVERYTHING thrives.

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Cutters these days like to use them because they give the same release while being a lot safer than cutting yourself.

Fucking rain world

ah yes, the empress!

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It has a paralyzing sting

y'all niggas been goin hard with all these nasty bugs/ bug fight webms lately. i miss comfy /an/ threads that weren't mostly about death matches and creepiness

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Is this the friend thread? Post friends

> PS4chadInvertibratesVoresSwitchfagFish.webm

>Invent slavery
>Invent warfare
>Invent farming
>People hate them for being too successful

Ugh...

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Yeah if only there was more shit and piss like in your webm it'd be soooo much better.

Forgot my friend

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/an/ is either cute posting or people late-panicking about their animal's health emergency. Also /an/ has the highest fem user population outside of /cgl/ and /soc/.

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Who /spiderbro/ here

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How do you get rid of it?

Eye friend

Your spider needs a friend

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>I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

broken tail bone?

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He created the jews one drunken night.
So God realized his fuck up in the morning, and created a shitton of dangerous stuff trying to get it killed.
But the shlomo don't go extinctint even when you kill 6 billions of them per seconds.
So God created a shitton of gross stuff trying to at least get them to leave.
But the shlomo don't care to live in a shitty world, as long as his shit pile is the biggest.
So God said "fuck it" and left this universe
TL:DR - /pol/ is always right.

why does that fish have human teeth

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/an/ is like the slowest fucking board outside of the abandoned ones. Theres nothing there for weeks on end.

You don't. Once it has been attached there is no detaching. Separation will lead to death in both sides. The two of you now depend on each other for survival.

That's really it. Insects are so evolved and hyperspecialized and advanced yet have no empathy or emotion in general like mammals generally display. If any insect became a threat to humans there would be no hope, only unimaginable violation and pain. The xenomorph portrayed this concept well in it's parallels between parasitic breeding habits and rape.

God I hate children

Why? And I mean why take entomology

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Which ones are abandoned? I always thought /po/ is the slowest.

>the male carries the eggs

what a cuck

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To teach humans fear

FUCK THIS THREAD YOU ALL GOT REPORTED FAGETS

Based Deist bro

this webbum makes me happy

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Birbs aren't much smarter honestly.

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>people thinking dinosaurs having feathers instead of scales make them less-threatening
Yeah, nah.
Not to mention that fucking giant Australian bird that can open your skull with its beak

Why they bully crockfren?

>The silverback gorilla and the rhino
Jesus, that bird is a total baller. How is he doing that?

geese genocide when?

ok.

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I want to let it suck me

Why we no have underwater threads anymore? Did Subnautica ruin it?

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cute

Kicked one of these like a football after it wouldn't stop chasing me.

Broken something, I didn't follow up.

Pentathlon is by the most dangerous event outside of the fighting events because:

>Age limit
>Most, if not all, of the athletes have little to some experience with riding horses.
>Best horse riders in the world, olympics included, are 40+.
>Horses themselves are timebobs or mindbroken-wrecks (will take awhile to explain athlete horses to non horsefuckers).
>????
>50/50 chance of seeing people getting themselves killed during this event during each athlete's run

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>note on my door last week
>they are going to have a dog come through and inspect all the apartments for bedbugs
>Apparently there was a scare, or another apartment had some
>Okay, I'm fine though
>Cleaning out my apartment for the "guests" that are set to come in a few hours
>Taking out trash
>I see this old lady that often says hello
>She's shaken up by this
>Tells me that they evicted one tennant near my apartment because the infestation was massive
>My neighbor had bedbugs
>My other neighbor had bedbugs
>Most of the fucking building has bedbugs
>Most people have moved out, there's only a few of us left
>Of 24 units, there are like 4 people left
>"Haven't you noticed all the mattresses by the dumpster?"
>She points to the dumpster
>"FULL of bedbugs"

I was not aware that my apartment building was a sewer level. I'm a little freaked out.

I think the real question is why do humans have fish teeth?

watched some tribal types dig these fuckers up and fry them as a delicacy

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Animals that are too small to notice but insanely venomous at the same time are terrifying
>Irukandji syndrome is produced by a small amount of venom and induces excruciating muscle cramps in the arms and legs, severe pain in the back and kidneys, a burning sensation of the skin and face, headaches, nausea, restlessness, sweating, vomiting, an increase in heart rate and blood pressure, and psychological phenomena such as the feeling of impending doom

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>memedog

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These are parasites. Which makes it all the more worse.

What the fuck that spider looks terrifying.

the fuck is going on here

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What is it?

>trying to fight a monkey like you would a human
Based retard

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Some dumb birbs getting swallowed by a grain silo most likely

Bedbugs are actually OUR insect. They love "coexisting" with us. Most reliable, keywork "most", wait of dealing with them is heat death unless they came out with something else recently.

Ok that is fucking adorable.

thank you

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>EA chief accountant crunches the latest sales numbers

All I want in life is to snuggle with a cute deer.

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natural selection at work

I'm so glad we don't have any of that shit over here. Just Moose.

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I'm not clicking that .

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So basically the chinese

Let go of your jimmies.

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The intelligence difference between these two birds is absolutely amazing

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took you guys a long time to post this

Seek unrustlement.

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You don't feel leeches,mosquitoes or basically any bloodsucking animal because their saliva has painkillers to avoid detection, as well of anticoagulants to keep on driking till they are done.Which is one of the reasons they were and still are interesting for medicine (the name "medicinalis" is even on the latin name of the common leech)

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thats LITERALLY the way he rolls

Whoops, forgot my message.

Just don't live in the city or east coast and you'll have more deer then you can shake a stick at.

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Pretty cool. They evolved to take advantage of the fact that most creatures will run from a fight that's not life-threatening to bully larger animals away from their desired territory.

Or Mosquitoes. You don't feel Mosquitoes, and they're the single greatest killer of humans ever.

LOOKING FOR BAAL?

The bird survived. Comments from youtube video say that beneath this thing is conveyor, so birds come out unharmed

I've been to that croc park - it's in Broome, Australia. Cool place.

Thet explained that crocs can basically control their own bloodflow or some shit, so when they lose a limb, they can divert blood away from the wound so they don't bleed out. They can survive for an inordinate amount of time without eating because of the way they can control their energy consumption in their bodies.

This. Spiders were creepy.

I must bathe, i hope this thread survives til im out.
if not, have a comfy day /an/ons

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Looks like a pancake desu.

Would you abuse your horse-fu like the Burgers?

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based /an/ thread lads

Pokemon

user btfo

>party rock is in the house toniiight

Struggle snuggle?

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awwwwww

Nature showing us that if you put points into CHA, you don't need points in anything else.

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it's just kwana queen irl

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>human is the only one who attacks back
based humanbro showing that stupid bird to not mess with humans

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holy shit

haha

>intentionally dropped the meat close to the gate
>looked the other way while the other idiot gets his head inside the gate
>GATCHA BITCH

Yeah, im thinking his in

based.

holy fuck, that bee is getting creampied

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Brushes against a rock or some other hard surface and gets rid of it?

Thank god for giving this comf thead. comfy /an/ threads like these cleanse my soul.

They're like niggers.

Being swallowed whole is a truly horrible death. If you are fortunate though suffocation kills you before the acids start kicking in.
I once saw the stomach contents of a 20 kg monkfish that was caught alive and it had a bunch of fish including a small dogfish, all of them were death but showed not signs of digestion. Also the stomach smelled fucking awful

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Those must be tasty.

>Put the meat back down as bait for the retard birb

Savage

Fucking ozzies shitting up Yea Forums with these disgusting threads. MODS

elephants are kino

It's an annoying fetish to have. But as least it's not floortiles.

Earth Defense Force

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Toads are great

what a beautiful cat

Instinctive reminder what its like 65+ million years ago.

happy elephant babby

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>perfect parry

>sang for a mate that will never came

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this lil guy looks like a pokemon

Very based

unreal ii awakening

>damn it, I pull, you push!
>ARE YOU EVEN PUSHING, STEVE?!
>MY NAME ISNT STEVE YOU ASSHOLE!!!

>monk class

youtube.com/watch?v=nDRY0CmcYNU

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Canadian Geese come straight from hell

based /an/ poster
making a wholesome thread

WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>averange brazilian getting his daily meal

>SILVER FOR MONSTERS INTENSIFIES

youtube.com/watch?v=UENb3lLSQho

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GOD FUCK I JUST WANT TO KILL ALL INSECTS. GODDAMN IT FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE ALIEN FUCKS

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>duude
this looks like a stoner sofa

Poor Sally got misgendered again. Among insects, you're either female or a sexslave.

lmao

>The male was recorded singing a mating call, for a female that would never come

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No, only the one wiggle thingy is a parasite. The rest is poop. That species covers itself with layer of goo and poo.

Bees are bros though

>If there’s one species on this planet that deserves to be exterminated it’s niggers and Jews
Fixed it for you senpai

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I think /toy/ is slower. Some threads last for months but still get posts every few days. /an/ has new pitbull threads every day
Yeah, probably /po/ is the slowest, there's a boxxy papercraft tutorial from several years ago still up iirc

Wasn't Jesus Jewish?

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Why do you northentistanis live in such ecological nightmare?

wrong pic

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I am ambigous about it, for one part that fucking big titty dragon that ate Travis drove me into that pit although I only fap to shyguy's vore crap, but I always end up feeling a rush of shame after I cum, confound those big tits but on the other hand I find it unrealistic, despicable and outright masochistic
At least my related fantasy is less fetishistic and more of a being able to rip and tear their guts from the inside, but as I know for that big fish it is very difficult without a knife and I don't even know if teeth could work

Post mit extrem kleinem IQ

Xenomorphs behavior was literally based on cats though

underrated post

>Mankind: Look at us! Every single one of us is a hundred times your size
>Insects: You have size, and that is all
youtu.be/os0SnRPpTXg

Those taste really good when deep fried in batter.

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you can hear his pain user
in all those teewts teewts , you can feel sadnes and hope for a female
He is asking to god "please , let me keep going one more day" and he sings his lament to the world , just to be ignored and become a relic from the past

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>One of the few felines that are naturally okay with water.

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>Implying we can't have both
>Implying nature isn't a realm of contrasts

Slow and steady wins the race.

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Can you do it to the pokemon threads? They're offtopic, rehashed (same old since the reveal), and numerous.

where's Zeratul when you need him

Don't put points into Swimming they said
Aqualung is a waste of space

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Drones changed filming animals a ton, don't care i this actually drone footage or not. Animals readily ignore them unless they too close. Includes livestock.

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Last Light's weird furry spider scorpion areas stop me from replaying that game because I'm such a bitch. Fuck that shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ovo_T0KqdYg

I don't get it. OP asked a Yea Forums related question but this thread turned into people posting animal stuff. Where are the fucking jannies when you need 'em.

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Yea Forums has better /an/ threads than /an/ itself

i'm back.

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pretty haunting desu

never explore the desert until you're at least level 5

There's only so much existential terror a human being can handle in a single day, user

>be a little kid
>find really cool giant beetle similar to pic
>try to keep it as pet cus beetles are cool
>2 days later its ass has exploded in the night
>one of these fuckers is in the box
Freaked me the fuck out as a kid and prob still would.

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This is why ya don't put conch shells to your ear at the beach

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absolutely fucking based and geniuspilled

yess

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you dont, user
albeit disgusting, leeches are usually harmless
they will detach themselves once they're done feeding, and that happens relatively fast
the myth of "a leech will drain you completely" is, as expected, a myth

Arguable. But we do cat threads way better.

That's definitely some sort of parasite, to be sure.

>please someone
>anyone...

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Holy fuck do I hate bugs. They're fucking alien.

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Fuck these things in Sim Ant

MY HEART

I'm from Brazil and i like to fish, i hate these damn cats, one time i sought one on the other side of the river, i get the shit out of that place, never fish in place with alligators or capivaras in south america.

We only fear them because they used to own our asses during Ordovicium

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Fuck Australia

I build a proper moth trap boxrecently
Apparently it can yield around 60,moths in a single night
Can't wait for summer and see what I can find

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This place was way creepier than it logically should've been

>rock cds.webm

I wonder if they get training on how to properly capture spiders? They probably should.

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If it makes you feel any better there's been a massive decline in insects.

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i rememberr that documental , those beetles stay all morning up so they can get a drop of water and those chameleons will rape any mate they can find if rejected

Christ get some balls, man. Bugs are essential for the ecosystem, and we’re really not that ugly or dangerous.

are you gonna fuck 'em?

INSECTS ARE GROSS FUCK THEM AND ALSO FUCK SNAKES

What's the most based animal and why is it the Orca?

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Oh shit I always thought those fuckers can't fly

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>ywn have the same sublime joy as this trash panda playing with something so simple as an abacus
Sentience was a mistake

this is so fucked up

Chickens are also capable of such limited flight.

>tfw basically every kind of fucked up monsters and deaths in fiction actually exist irl for bugs
Feels great to be a human

Fuck you

They're very easily amused.

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Cute panda, 10/10 would snuggle.

Owls are the tightest shit.

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Tigers are awesome
Siberian ones hunt fucking bears

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Imagine sticking your dick in that and feeling all the little larva squirming around.

Birbs are cool

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THE GEESE ARE LEESE

that one fucker just ate a mouthful of hot plasma.

>Women drivers

I think a shotgun blast of human jizz will probably kill them

>mfw video games

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BBBRRAAAAAAAPPP

motherfucker

>wait why would he eat that near the edge of the cage?
>is he planning to-
damn

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It may look like an act of insult.
But its really just asking for a kinky interspecies fuck.

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If termites are like ants and bees, then there's no king, just drones.

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video games suck now
animals are where it's at

which monkey won?

me in the back

That's not a bird, that's a skeksis.

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what the fuck

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Lovecraftian post

name ONE animal more based than a falcon

I semi regularly jerk off to women giving blowjobs to dogs.

The absolute pristine beauty of nature and animals makes me feel pretty guilty about it right now.

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Peacocks can fly. They're also really loud and graceless (they ruin people's roofs easily).

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lmao

Just put a hole in the box full of moths and feel the flutter of fluffy thoraxes and wings around your dick.

That bird? Albert Einstein.

What the fuck i didn't get scared or jump at all yet my brain still made some sort of reaction

Eh, most /an/ posters are shitposters anywhere not on their board.

i like cats, especially big ones.

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Scorpionchads WW@

Bugs are great, only cucks hate bugs.

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Cute couple

MAXIMUM POWER

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youtube.com/watch/Oy8e-0IDKcs

>that birdbro getting the noodle for his doggo buddy
CUTE

chad COCKatoo vs virgin owl

Is that actually how dawn can look like in africa? That looks fucking increadible, never seen that.

i've only been there once or twice, everything i have is from threads here, kaka

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A hawk

You know user i keep waiting for horrible shit to happen in horse pics.
I am both disappointed and relieved.

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Would scar me for life desu

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The bearded vulture.

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>recognized that from an ad
nicy try asshole

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>Dude check it out I'm a fucking bat

cute gyroscope

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>Filename
At last, something Yea Forums related.

So? Doesn't make my post wrong.

OMG i love it when we have these epic off topic insect threads bros!!

haha dat pic~~ nope.jpg! haha

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>The absolute pristine beauty of nature

user...

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Why is shoebill so hot?

holy shit that's a beautiful bird

I would easily rate chickens and dogs above falcons. Both easily adjust to various situations and give us practical help in return. You should see how many chickens run around with little to no supervision in rural settings. They usually don't become a ecological menace because they just get hunted down by predators if they go outside the safe zones.

Go to a major race track, usually a horse once a day put down.

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i thought you were implying i was a refugee from there.

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fuck I would go apeshit if I turned my head and saw this shit on a wall

Rain world

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youtube.com/watch/qx8hrhBZJ98

Nice try chink
Not ALL bugs are essential, mosquitoes are just faggots

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the fuck is all that red stuff on him, parastites? barmacles/some kind of algae?

why are horses so sexual

Kek'd

But that's two.....

Cats make the best [interal scream] faces.

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What an absolute unit.

How do flytraps even eat? There's no throat or anything that leads to a stomach.

>you think you're in charge here?

t. ignorant American who doesn't understand how the law works in other countries.

The reason you don't see anyone rushing to help others in China is because you can be punished by the law if you are near the scene of an accident/crime, EVEN IF you had nothing to do with it. This leads to potential blackmail by opportunistic people. Basically, their laws punish good samaritans.

bjreview.com/forum/txt/2015-09/01/content_702306.htm

Tired of these idiotic Americans pushing racial propaganda because they're too retarded to know anything outside their country.

Nu-Yea Forums and nu-mods don't know that deepsea threads are allowed. Same for ito and yotsuba storytime threads.

fuck off

Why not donkeys?

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They're fast as fucking lightning too. I saw one like that when I was spending the weekend in my grandfather's basement. I'm talking teleportation speed. It was on the other wall in the blink of an eye.

>see! it's not just that chinese refuse to help, it's that their LAWS don't ALLOW them to help!

then change the laws. you are responsible for your country

the result is chinese people are inferior in social interaction. fix it.

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>chinks are so soulless that the government enforces soullessness
that doesn't make it any better

So this guy is actually extremely fucked up because of breeding right?

>my country
Not my country faggo, just not an idiot like you.

no graceful form

They only do so by sneaking on them or when they are hibernating. Siberian brown bears are slightly smaller than American brown bears/ grizzlies and can still fuck the shit up of any extant feline.
Bears are STR, Tigers are DEX+STEALTH

absolutely based

wtf is that?

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These things are tick factories. I hate them

>there's something in this world that kills spiders

Yup. I can sleep soundly tonight.

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like all carnivorous plants
they release acids and enximes that melt insects alive
then they absorb the nutrients
they're basically a stomach with teeth attached to a stem

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are the queens really in power, or are they constantly raped in a maze to small for them to navigate under 24 hour surveillance and forced to give birth?
because that's hotter

god this reminds me of when my brother's gf would come visit at our home, she would come to me, forcibly hug and kiss me every damn time, it was so annoying and I would do like this cat, bitches and whores

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The Barrens

rip and tear from the inside huh? Sounds painfully hot, I'm into the masochistic pred vore stuff myself, many prey perspectives are just for sitting there and letting it happen but I fucking love an extreme fight from within the gluttonous predator, gotta make them suffer at least a little for being a greedy fat ass right?

Most animals lack the means to get rid of parasites, so they accumulate on their bodies and eventually the host animal may choose to kill itself to escape the pain.

The video was taken at sunset.

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>Sitting at my computer desk
>Notice a fucking 3inch centipede on the wall
>Get a newspaper and wack at it - it falls behind the sofa
>Push sofa out
>It's gone

Bros... what the fuck do I do. My bed is in the same room.

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A MOTHERFUCKING DABBING BIRD

That's racist.

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>[muffled deshi basara playing in the distance]

They're different in that regard, the king doesn't die after the first mating and remains with the queen.

>sexing in the water

Based.

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shiba owner here, shibas are cute but are hyperactive

>Literally getting slowly melted alive
Thanks I'm not sleeping tonight

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yes and

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Live action Rango is looking good, if you ask me

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hueheuheu gibe mony or i report you

They LOOK cool.
But Owls are actually pretty stupid.
They're good hunters, but not much else.

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Why change what's not broken? Sometimes evolutions get a bulleyes and fill a niche perfectly. same thing with scorpions and a bunch of insects.

Dark Messiah

this nigga is literally dick flashing

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Its plotting revenge now, might wanna move out.

youre welcome to try wh*Toid

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We Earthworm Jim now

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Name of bird?

Name a more based reptile than a komodo dragon, you just can't.

youtube.com/watch?v=jTwpcCUSVhI

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For things like limb/digit reattachment and other condition/surgeries where the blood flow out of an area is slow/stopped until it's healed enough, doctors use leeches to drain out the blood that gathers so it doesn't become stagnant and life-threatening.

Would you ride her big ass?

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If Lovecraft taught us one good thing, it's to fear the sea (also niggers)

>slave knight gael.webm

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Daily reminder that all life on earth exists only thanks to this little guy. Say thank you.

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I think this one is John.

>early settlement of a new Dwarven Fortress, colorised

When I mean fantasy I meant less of a sexual fantasy and more of a power fantasy of being able to spit death and the very rules of nature on the face with the blood of my former predator as I crawl out of their ruptured abdomen, tho

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>A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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>I was born as a penguin
>But I shall die as a pioneer

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That's one hell of a strut.

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>even if the camera crew tried to turn this guy around, or any of the ones who wander off like him, they go right back to marching into a frozen abyss to die

>that one video where a toddler gets driven over by 3 different cars while people walk by idly
Yeah sure, you're not fooling anyone chong

>this thread

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This one
youtube.com/watch?v=MumGSpUVeRo

Quick reminder that predators, especially meat eaters, are much more intelligent than vegetarians. Just like humans, basically.

>"Yo ho oooooh hooo" plays in the background

>NOTICE ME SENPAI

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none, I want to get into falconry after getting a stable job

>You'll never be the goatest.

youtube.com/watch?v=sAhUrXfrZ3M

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Does Yea Forums know about the Güiro Lizard?

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thank you, whatever part of the cytoskeleton you are (forgot what it was called)

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I like how this went from a gif to a webm

>all life
Kek, get a load of this Eukaryote.

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is this some GNU project logo? because it looks like it?

>14 to 15 seconds
>Croc turns his head
Bruh.......

WE WUZ EMPERORS

it takes a lot more mental effort to figure out how to sneak up and kill something, then defend your meal from competitors, than it does to go "DURRRRR I EAT DA LEAVES"

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Fuck those guys. Delicious tho.

God fucking damn.

What do penguins even do? Seems like they just waddle around all their lives sometimes into the cold abyss and die.

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What the fuck you said about me? i will let you know that i'm top graduated on Agulhas Negras Academy...

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Elephants are the great outlier of that rule, I wonder how or why they became so intelligent. At least predators and omnivorous animals have the evolutionary pressure of outwitting their prey and being reliable at finding new resources, respectively.

Gonna end this on this biggest horse fuckers in the world. What kind of pussies ride ponies?

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thank you biological nanomachines

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I was waiting for him to flip out at a snake or someshit.

Still hot.

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this thread is icky!

*ti-tink tink*
z-z-z-z

How is that thing not dead? Fucking chiwawas are the worst.

The Penguin life is a rough one.

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Like most animals they just try to reproduce and survive

Raptors are amongst the stupidest birds, though, they just come up with one bright idea every now and then.
Most intelligent animals in the world are herbivores, omnivores or scavengers, with the main exception being orcas. If I were to link food with intelligence, my bet would be on fruits and seed.

Come on, user. You know you want to.

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great thread, amigos.

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not this thread again

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I will NEVER emigrate away from northern canada because i don't wanna have to deal with all these insect. I'll take swarm of blood hungry mosquito's over everything else in this thread

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>101% camo index

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How in the actual fuck

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Are you that long necked fagbird from the video? mad you got outsmarted?

>Constant arguing in the horse world in the best way to train or ride horses.
>No one ever talks to the mongorians for advice.

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*glub* *glub* *glub*
*glub* *glub* *glub*
*glub* *glub* *glub*
Ahh

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CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKER!

>"Wenk the Destroyer retreats for a figth againts its long life rival and its goons after a fatal figth whit Big Whale , leaving him deadly wounds"

Trade routes.

Stop being such an anti-intellectual.

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PRÖÖÖHHH

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I always failed this game. To this day it's the last game I have to get a Perfect on

chillax bro

snek liek watur

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Okay, first of all, I'm not a crane, as cranes can't use computers. And second, I actually managed to get out of the eagle's grasp without any injury, so who's laughing now?

The kind that fucks burns and kills other pussies apparently.

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>war, war never changes

Doo wop 2 was easily the most annoying for me.

DELET

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>The kang of all Hyenas

that thing probably shouldn't be drinking chlorinated pool water, but i bet its big enough to not really notice

One leech won't drain you dry, but they're not usually all alone.
If a good bunch of them latch on to you, they'll take much of your blood and you may die.

What makes you think that God prioritizes one creation over another?

Nah they both classify as a parasite so they can be exterminated together.

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Remember the 1st rule of /an/

Don't interact with fucking anything in the wild, ever

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fucking elephants man
I love them so much

dis nigga is augmented

>tears in rain starts playing

Rival ant colonies battle.

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Metal

Fuckign Asylum Demon

youtube.com/watch?v=lDBdlIxIY_E

The amount of work/care he put into it

this should be the next banjo kazooie

why does donkey Kong get to be the only ape on video games

Omnivores>Carnivores>=Elephants>>>Hervibores
Humans,corvids, pigs,great apes and racoons are omnivorous
Dolphins (including orcas), whales and cephalopods are carnivorous
The rest of herbivores, except elephants. are most of the times dumb as shit
And this is only counting big groups of animals and the top tier animals in terms of intelligence, if I was arsed to make a full list the number of representatives would be higher.

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wtf bro
and also bump limit.
Good night or have a nice day

rip thread you died way too young

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Slave raid and colony defense.

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Oh, the irony.
So fucking american

>go to Yea Forums
>end up in discovery channel
I'm glad

this thread: webm

>He's put more work/care into humans than the other organisms
Where are proofs?

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Thank you based mods for letting this one pass.

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>those tiles
>those ceiling lights
>hair on the floor
>a vacuum hose
nah he's just in one of those animal beauty shops that dye and cut their hair

Funny because CHA(with a T at the end though) means cat in french :^^^^)