Games you bought with your dick thread

BOOOOOOBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! ME LIKE!!! BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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i bought this pos to, what a horrendous attempt at copying strider

I knew this would be in here.

Bayo, Dead or Alive, Remember Me, a plethora of mobile gotcha games.

really, I will pay money if I see some T&A. Does your game have a good story? tight gameplay loop, thoughtfully tame art and excellent programming? cool!

but that won't get me to spend any money so all the good that effort did you....

>catering to ass and titfags
EA knew what they were doing

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My dick has yet to steer me wrong. Ironically she looks better in-game than on the cover/promotional material. Usually its the other way around.

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Remaster when?

BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
ME LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BUYYYYY!!!!!

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Now that's epic.

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you realize the whole point of this thread is to express regret for this exact sort of behavior, right

sudeki & xenosaga

>tfw your dick guides you to an actually good game

That went even better than expected.

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When the FUCK is someone going to do something with this IP?

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i regret nothing

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Do you really want to find out what modern game developers would do to Elexis?

I picked up Warcraft a couple of years back simply on how much I wanted to mating press most of the girls.

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>be 2006
>get a 360
>could only afford one game
>dick told me to get this
could have gotten gears, dead rising 1, saints row, etc. but i had to buy this trash

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if you were anything else than a fucking stain on what is called mankind, you wouldn't have to make a thread like that in the first place.

>expecting a wojack memer from /pol/ to understand anything about anything

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I buy all my games with my pp

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I’ve never seen a game that has so many potential to be fun but it gets worse and worse every time game gets a sequel because team ninja is so fucking lazy

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never bought a ugly nu-tomraider. But bought the classic games again recently. My pp makes me proud

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What's the issue, user?

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obviously

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>french can't avoid lewding even when they are doing the diversity schtick

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i took some time to steam to notice that sometimes we press "enter" with our dicks during a purchase.

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>tfw god-tier jerkoff material for teenage me AND a pretty fucking fun volleyball game to boot.

I've heard DOAX3 is underwhelming but I'm still gonna try it on Switch.

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Same

Thanks Gaben they finally noticed.

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You didn't know shit. It taught me some poker and blackjack too.

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>tfw no Ultimate Surrender video game
feels bad man...

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nice.

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It's shit. Sony's movie games have more gameplay.

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>browse 'sexual content' tag
>buying with your dick
Couldn´t be any other way, i guess

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>dat bulge

I am glad. Worth the money

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The only good Spawn game.

shooting my load into this giant

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I wonder how much money Tina's tits alone have made Team Ninja?

true

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Bloodrayne, big time. For some reason I am banned from posting images but I beat it to the memory of the cover alone.

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Nice, had lots fun with that game

Came for the ass and tits
Stayed for the campaigns, tim curry and those fucking boots goddamn

Gravity Rush, but I'm glad my dick chose this for me.

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i actually really like the challenges in the expansion

I remember buying this with my mom cause I was underage when it came out. I hope she forgot about that.

Nothing mate!

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what game?

>playing RTS
>on A FUCKING console
>ever

it's comfy

judge dread vs death

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anyone got a better ts2/3 clip?

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